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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:16,115 [Jenn]. Have�you�seen�Chelsea�Nakamura? 2 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:17,182 Chelsea! 3 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:18,283 [Chelsea�groaning] 4 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:19,818 Chels? 5 00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:21,653 [gasps]�There�she... 6 00:00:21,654 --> 00:00:23,122 Chels? 7 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:24,123 Hey. 8 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:26,392 So�I�think�that�we should�try�something�new 9 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:28,127 for�the�Save�the�Whales�Day. 10 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:30,129 Okay.�We�usually�do�the charity�golf�tournament 11 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:31,130 and�no�one�complains. 12 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:32,264 I�know. 13 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:34,533 That's�because�everyone�finds it�too�boring�for�words. 14 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:35,534 You�mean�you're�too�bored? 15 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:37,136 That's�correct. I�find�it�boring. 16 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,905 I�don't�mind�being�the whistleblower�here. 17 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:41,073 What's�your�idea? 18 00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:42,908 Ahem.�Okay. 19 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:45,044 Photo�calendar, our�employees, 20 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,847 but�in�very�flattering lighting,�obviously. 21 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:50,549 We�sell�it.�Boom! 22 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:51,650 Money�for�whales. 23 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:53,318 Like�a�firefighter�calendar? 24 00:00:53,319 --> 00:00:55,988 Yeah.�Tasteful.�Classy. 25 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:58,524 You�haven't�organized�anything since�your�dog's�quinceanera. 26 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:00,159 No.�But�I�learned a�lot�from�that. 27 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,160 Fine. 28 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:02,594 If�it�keeps�you outta�my�office, 29 00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:03,695 off�email, 30 00:01:03,696 --> 00:01:05,164 and�away�from�anything that'll�concuss�ya, 31 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:06,365 I�call�that�a�win.�For�me. 32 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:07,533 Yes! 33 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:09,334 You�won't�regret�it, Chelsea.�Promise. 34 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:10,869 Oh,�bar�is�so�low,�Jenn. 35 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:12,171 [Jenn�laughing] 36 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:14,573 I�know!�So�low! 37 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:15,874 It's�basically�in�the Earth's�core,�Jenn. 38 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:18,777 Yeah,�but�that's�where�the diamonds�are�made,�baby! 39 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:23,015 [rock�music] 40 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,216 [rock�music�fades] 41 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:27,453 So,�for�our�annual�Save�the Whales�fundraiser�this�year, 42 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:29,955 we're�doing�something�a little�outside�the�box. 43 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:32,224 We�are�gonna�make a�photo�calendar 44 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:36,462 that�is�going�to�showcase twelve�of�our�employees. 45 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:37,896 I'm�calling�it 46 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:41,200 'Hard�Hat�Hotties.' 47 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:42,801 This�is�what�I�came�back�for? -�Okay. 48 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:44,136 [Dewey]. I�like�the�alliteration. 49 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:46,438 Why�only�twelve�employees? 50 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:48,907 Because�there's�twelve�months in�a�calendar�year,�genius. 51 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:49,908 Ohhhh. 52 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:51,710 How�is�this�fundraising? 53 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:53,612 Whales�don't�care�how we�raise�funds,�Janet. 54 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:54,780 They�just�wanna�swim. 55 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:55,881 That's�what�fish�do. 56 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:57,449 What�happened�to�the golf�tournament? 57 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,485 I�bought�a�new�glove and�a�pair�of�spikes. 58 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:01,653 We're�switching�things up�this�year,�Todd. 59 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:03,956 But�the�golf�tournament�is the�only�day�of�the�year 60 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,225 we�can�be�day�drunk and�get�paid�for�it. 61 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:07,893 [in�unison]�Yeah! -�Here�here! 62 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:11,330 So�we're�gonna�unveil the�cover�this�weekend 63 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:14,333 at�that�janky�gross�bar you�people�love�so�much. 64 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:16,502 Chelsea,�can�we�get that�inflatable�orca 65 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,403 set�up�right�out front�the�venue? 66 00:02:18,404 --> 00:02:19,938 It's�an�inflatable�whale�shark 67 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:21,640 but�who�cares�about accuracy,�right? 68 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:22,641 Nerd. 69 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:24,443 I've�done�a�bit�of catalogue�work�before. 70 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:25,844 What�kinda�looks you�going�for? 71 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:26,845 [scoffs]�Yeah�right. 72 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:27,846 What's�your�problem? 73 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:29,515 Editorial,�mostly. 74 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:34,153 Um,�tradespeople�just�doing their�job,�you�know,�but�spicy. 75 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,454 [Homer]. Yeah,�'cause�nothing sells�calendars 76 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:37,256 like�Roach's�sweaty�ass�crack, right�Jenny? 77 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:38,257 [in�unison]�Ew! 78 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:39,258 Good�to�have�you�back,�Homer. 79 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,326 Are�our�clothes like�on�or�off? 80 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,661 On! 81 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:43,962 This�is�a�work�event. 82 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:45,664 You�must�wear proper�safety�gear. 83 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:46,665 Thank�you. 84 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:47,866 I�mean,�whales don't�wear�clothes 85 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:50,269 so�I'm�thinking�like clothing�optional? 86 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:52,271 What�kind�of�backdoor argument�is�that? 87 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:53,672 No,�no,�no,�no,�no,�no. 88 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:56,375 [chatter�droning�loudly] 89 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:59,278 Everyone's�clothes�stay�on! 90 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:03,649 Let's�just�say�that�I agree�to�model�for�this. 91 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:06,518 What's�to�stop�someone from�using�my�picture 92 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,453 to�do�nasty�stuff? 93 00:03:08,454 --> 00:03:10,189 [Jenn]. No�one�is�jerking off�to�you,�Janet. 94 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,124 Let's�make�that�very�clear right�here�right�now. 95 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:16,495 This�is�about�something bigger�than�ourselves,�right? 96 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:17,696 Orcas. -�Whale�sharks! 97 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:18,697 I�don't�care. 98 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,300 Okay.�If�anyone�actually wants�to�participate, 99 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:22,301 sign�the�sheet. 100 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:23,569 If�not,�no�biggie. 101 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:24,570 Now�back�to�work. 102 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:26,705 And�remember, this�is�voluntary. 103 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:29,141 Strongly�encouraged. -�Voluntary. 104 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:30,142 See�you�there. 105 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:31,143 [Chelsea]. Free�will. 106 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:32,144 Free�your�willy. 107 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,145 [Chelsea]. No�means�no! 108 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:35,314 Not�really. You're�my�employee. 109 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:36,816 I'm�ready. 110 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:40,719 Well,�people�are�constantly staring�at�my�fart�blaster 111 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,720 all�day�anyways, 112 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,322 someone�oughta�make some�money�out�of�it. 113 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:45,158 Ooh,�yeah! 114 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:47,927 For�the�whales! 115 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,896 What�do�you�think,�Audrey? 116 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:51,897 You�gonna�sign�up? 117 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,499 You�have�such�a interesting�look. 118 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:57,810 Like�a,�like�a�gal�who�cleans her�own�wounds�with�vodka. 119 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:02,007 Well,�I�think�I'm�here to�be�a�carpenter, 120 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:03,242 not�a�calendar�model. 121 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,376 Well,�it's�for�charity. 122 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:07,012 Well,�if�we�were�doing�a raffle�or�a�blood�drive 123 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:08,547 like�every�other�refinery? 124 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:09,781 I'd�show�up�for�that. 125 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:11,083 Like�a�blood�drive�for�whales? 126 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,084 What? 127 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,285 No,�for�people. 128 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:15,354 I�didn't�think�that whale-to-human�transfusions 129 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:16,355 were�even�possible. 130 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:17,956 Like,�what�are�you picturing�a�whale 131 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:19,958 hooked�up�to, like,�a�giant�IV? 132 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:21,727 I�mean,�so�much�blood. 133 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:23,061 Audrey,�if�you're�looking to�get�out�of�this, 134 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:24,930 and�I�fully�support�that, 135 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,965 we�need�someone�who�can�blow up�the�inflatable�whale. 136 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:28,567 Done. -�Oh,�thanks. 137 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:31,570 She'd�rather�blow�Shamu than�get�her�picture�taken. 138 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:32,971 Mmmhmm. [Tanner�chuckling] 139 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:34,974 You�like�that? You�can�help�her. 140 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:38,478 Fuck. 141 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:43,982 You�will�not�pressure,�coerce or�guilt�anyone�to�participate. 142 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:45,384 Fine. 143 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:47,052 Totally.�Done. 144 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:50,822 [mellow�lighthearted�music] 145 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:52,825 Whales�will�die,�Todd! 146 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:54,660 Look,�you're�the�GF. 147 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:56,928 If�you�don't�do�it, nobody�will! 148 00:04:56,929 --> 00:04:58,130 Nope. 149 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,631 I've�worked�here�long�enough to�know�how�these�things�go. 150 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,300 I'm�not�dropping�my�pants. 151 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,601 Nobody�needs�to�see�that. 152 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:04,603 What,�you're�worried�about that�whole�thing�there? 153 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:06,138 Because�we�can�crop�it. 154 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,939 Or,�you�know,�we�can frame�you�elbows�up. 155 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:10,176 AI�does�amazing�things�now. 156 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:15,414 What�do�you�want? 157 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,015 What? -�To�do�it. 158 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:19,418 'Cause�I'm�not�above�bribery. 159 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:21,420 I'm�not�above�being�bribed. 160 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,822 Double-time.�OT�meal. 161 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:24,823 [Jenn�sighing] 162 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:25,824 Fine.�Pizza? 163 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,826 Chicken�Parmesan. -�Chicken�Parmesan?�Oh! 164 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,597 Who�the�fuck�do�we�think we�are,�Mariah�Carey? 165 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,030 And�dessert. 166 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:33,533 Lava�cake. 167 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,168 You�greedy�little�bitch. 168 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:39,638 [mellow�lighthearted�music] 169 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:40,706 Fine! 170 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:43,275 Just�get�them�to�sign�up. 171 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,877 You�got�it,�boss. 172 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:48,046 [chatter�droning] 173 00:05:48,047 --> 00:05:49,047 Listen�up! 174 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:50,048 [chatter�droning] 175 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:52,050 Can�everybody�shut up�for�a�minute? 176 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:53,819 Who�wants�Friday afternoon�off, 177 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,153 double-time�pay, 178 00:05:55,154 --> 00:05:58,290 Chicken�Parmesan�OT�meal�to do�this�dumbass�calendar? 179 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,291 Yeah,�fucking�right. 180 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,293 Chicken�Parmesan�for�everyone? 181 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:02,394 Jesus. 182 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,463 Come�on,�if�I'm�doing�this, you�guys�fucking�are. 183 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:05,864 Chicken�Parm,�people! 184 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,466 Throw�in�some�garlic�balls. 185 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:10,302 So�this�isn't�the Olive�Garden,�Steph. 186 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,970 Fine.�Garlic�balls.�Jeez. 187 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:14,639 Yo,�what's�up? -�Cheese�and�garlic�balls. 188 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,309 Oh,�that�was�my nickname�in�high�school 189 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,310 'cause�of�how�it�smelt. 190 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,478 Wow. -�[Roach]�����My�balls. 191 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:22,481 We�have�that�full�facial coupon�and�the�free�arm�wax. 192 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:24,049 We're�in. -�We'll�do�it. 193 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,117 Anyone�else? -�Nice. 194 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,319 All�right,�you�want�an ass�that�can�move�product? 195 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,321 Taser's�your�man. I�see�myself�as�Mr.�April. 196 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:30,322 Okay,�I'm�out. 197 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,923 That's�what�I'm�talking�about! 198 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:33,325 Maybe�even�a�Mr.�May. 199 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:35,494 I'll�do�it! -�Sign�me�up�twice,�man. 200 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:36,495 [whispers]�Hey,�this�is�good. 201 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:37,496 This�is�good. 202 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:38,897 Oh,�ah,�ah. Screw�it.�Screw�it. 203 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:39,898 Hey. -�Oh�yes! 204 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:40,899 What�are�you�guys�doing? 205 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,334 Hey. -�That's�quite�the�noises. 206 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:43,335 [Backwoods]. Uhhhh... 207 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:45,771 Apparently,�I�gotta�do this�calendar�crap. 208 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:47,205 Be�a�leader, set�an�example, 209 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:48,340 blah,�blah,�blah. 210 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,941 Right.�Right. 211 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:52,110 You�want�tips�on training�or�something? 212 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:54,045 From�you?�What�a�joke. 213 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:55,714 Look�at�this. It's�fucking�steel. 214 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,516 Well,�maybe. 215 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:58,517 Really? 216 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:00,018 Oh�shit.�Well,�I�don't�know. 217 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:01,386 You've�probably�talked to�Marcus�about�it 218 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:03,088 but�first�thing's�first, 219 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,723 is�you�gotta�lose the�foreman�fifteen. 220 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:05,857 And�then�you�gotta want�it,�brother, 221 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:06,925 and�you�gotta�want�it�bad. 222 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:07,926 You�gotta�want�it more�than�bread. 223 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:08,927 Nope. 224 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:09,928 You�gotta�want�it more�than�beer. 225 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:10,929 Nope. 226 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,030 You�gotta�want�it more�than�joy�itself. 227 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:13,565 This�is�gonna�fucking�suck. 228 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:15,867 Yep. -�It�will�fucking�suck. 229 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:17,602 It's�gonna�suck�worse�than the�biggest,�greasiest, 230 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,438 dirtiest�dick�you've ever�seen�in�your�life. 231 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,139 And�you're�gonna�suck�it�for breakfast,�lunch�and�dinner. 232 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:22,541 Oh�yeah? -�Yes. 233 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:23,542 And�you're�gonna�enjoy�it. 234 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:24,543 I'll�do�what�it�takes. 235 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:26,144 The�training�begins�now. 236 00:07:26,145 --> 00:07:27,312 Let's�go. -�Aw. 237 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:29,314 When�he�pukes,�you�clean�it. 238 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:32,751 [upbeat�rock�music] 239 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:33,919 [Backwoods]. Run�up�them�fucking�stairs 240 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,287 like�you'll�never�run�again! 241 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,388 You're�not�a fucking�electrician! 242 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,557 You're�a�fucking�pipe fitter�running�up! 243 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,392 6:00�AM�wasn't�part of�the�deal,�man. 244 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,327 Neither�was�greatness. Now�get�moving! 245 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,763 Go�slow�or�you'll�blow�your colon�right�outta�your�anus! 246 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:45,764 I�think�I�just�did. 247 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,400 Good!�Shit�yourself! 248 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:50,969 Dang�it!�You�lift. 249 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,404 You�dig�like�you're digging�in�the�couch 250 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:53,572 for�your�last�two�bucks. 251 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:55,574 There�ain't�no�quitting�you, Todd�Stool. 252 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:56,975 What�the�fuck�are�you�doing? 253 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,577 Get�whippin'! 254 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:02,280 ?�It�was�the�suit that�got�me�the�gig 255 00:08:02,281 --> 00:08:03,782 ?�It�was�the�tears that�got�me�the�girl�? 256 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:05,584 Sucker. 257 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:07,575 Discipline�and focus�at�all�times. 258 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,589 Do�not�eat�that! 259 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:12,290 Be�one�with�hunger. 260 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:13,625 Punch�the�fuck�out�of�him! 261 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:16,462 Punch�his�fat�old fucking�guts�out! 262 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:18,296 ["Someone�Who's�Cool"�by�Odds] 263 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:20,198 ?�Soul�like�a�thimble 264 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:22,300 ?�Swallowed�up�in�symbols 265 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:26,004 ?�Wanting�what�I�don't�need 266 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,606 ?�If�sympathy's�the�answer�? 267 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:28,607 [Backwoods]. What�the�fuck? 268 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:30,609 You're�cheating,�you�fuck. 269 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,477 What�the�fuck? 270 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:35,013 Ahhhhhhhhhhh! 271 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,515 Train! 272 00:08:36,878 --> 00:08:39,017 Igne,�igne,�igneous. 273 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,452 Roach,�what�are you�talking�about? 274 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,621 [Roach]. Rocks,�man,�rocks. 275 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:43,622 That's�it. -�Hello�talent. 276 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:45,156 What�the�hell�is�this? 277 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:46,224 [Jenn]. I�hired�him. 278 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:47,526 He's�our�photographer. 279 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,693 You�hired�Dewey? 280 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:50,562 Uh-huh. -�What�are�his�qualifications? 281 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:53,064 Well,�number�one, he�owns�a�camera. 282 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:56,034 And�yep,�that�is 90%�of�the�job. 283 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:58,370 Honestly,�I�can't�even�think of�what�the�other�10%�would�be, 284 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,638 so�I�guess�that might�be�the�whole�job. 285 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:00,839 Yeah,�this�is�gonna be�a�train�wreck. 286 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:01,840 [Jenn]. What�are�you�thinking? 287 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:02,908 I'm�gonna�scout�the�plant, 288 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,543 look�for�some�shadows that�hit�the�cement 289 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,344 in�a�way�that,�uh, you�know,�speaks�to�me. 290 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:08,647 Ooh.�[giggles] -�Yeah. 291 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:10,048 Oh,�we�are�gonna make�some�magic. 292 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,551 Yes. 293 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,853 He's�an�artiste.�Muah! 294 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:16,489 More�like�fartiste. 295 00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:21,092 She�said�she'd�be�here. 296 00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:23,662 Um,�she�did�throw�a�piece�of bologna�at�me�at�the�same�time 297 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:24,663 so�it�could�be... 298 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:25,664 All�right. 299 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:26,765 Good�garlic�balls,�Jenn. 300 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:28,099 Okay.�You�know�what? 301 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,668 How�are�you�with�props? 302 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:31,069 I'm�a�fucking�pro,�Dewey. 303 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:34,372 Because�I�have�a friend�for�you. 304 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:36,008 And�you�know�what? 305 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,510 I�think�he's�hungry,�Steph. 306 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,111 I�think�he's�a hungry�little�fella. 307 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:42,914 Why�don't�we,�why�don't�we give�him�a�little�nibble,�huh? 308 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:43,915 There�we�go. 309 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:46,084 Yeah,�he's�got�an�appetite. 310 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,519 Oh�he�likes�it. 311 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,620 Yes. -�[Jenn]���������Nice. 312 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:51,056 Oh�yes. Very�nice,�Steph,�yeah. 313 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:52,557 Oh�he's�a�hungry�little�boy. 314 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:53,892 He�appreciates�it,�Steph. 315 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:54,893 Okay,�this�is�fucking�stupid. 316 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:56,395 I'm�done. 317 00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:00,199 Chicken�parm. 318 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:01,833 Mmm. 319 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:04,936 You�didn't�want�to�eat�that after�the�shoot,�Roach? 320 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,972 No,�I'm�good,�man. 321 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:07,973 Okay,�I�can�do�this. 322 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:08,974 I�can�do�this,�yeah. 323 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:10,609 [Roach]�����It's�okay. -�Okay. 324 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,444 Okay,�I�need�you�to focus�though,�Roach. 325 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,079 I�need�you�to�focus,�okay? 326 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,082 Not�on�the�parm!�On�me! 327 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:21,119 Okay,�this�is�how�they�do in�the�magazines,�probably. 328 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,787 I�think.�I�read�it�once. 329 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:23,922 [Barb]. I�gotta�show�off�my�new�nails. 330 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:24,923 So�these�are�new. 331 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:25,924 Oh. -�Catch�those. 332 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:27,325 Mine�are�cute,�too. -�Okay. 333 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:28,426 They're�something. -�I'm�zooming�in. 334 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:30,128 I'm�zooming�in,�ladies. That's�it. 335 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,129 Okay. -�Get�Momma.�Big�Momma. 336 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,230 [in�unison]�Big�Momma. 337 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:33,999 Oh�my�god!�Yeah. I�want�ya�to, 338 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,967 I�want�you�to�open that�Big�Momma�booty. 339 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:36,968 Come�on. -�Surprise! 340 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:39,070 Big�Momma�booty! Big�Momma�booty! 341 00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:40,071 Big�Momma�booty! 342 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:42,240 That's�it.�That's�the�shot. 343 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:44,476 Yes.�Oh,�Darth welder�in�the�house. 344 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,779 Oh,�I'm�feeling�some�sparks down�south�of�this�weld�band. 345 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:52,017 Are�you�sure�that�you�have�never done�this�before�because... 346 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,184 I�got�more�gas�in�the�tank. 347 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:54,753 I�wanna�give�you guys�some�options. 348 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,154 We�like�options. -�Oh,�I�like�options. 349 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,622 Okay,�what�if�I,�uh, 350 00:10:57,623 --> 00:10:59,958 wear�my�welding�helmet on�my�junk�like�this, 351 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,326 to�imply�danger? 352 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,428 Ooh,�someone's�got some�skin�in�the�game. 353 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:05,764 Ooh,�if�we're�gonna go�that�route,�Tase, 354 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,966 I�think�we�need to�pop�a�button. 355 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,100 Ooh. -�Ooh. 356 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:11,136 Okay,�I'm�just�gonna just�do�a�little... 357 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:12,771 just�a�little�zhuzhing. 358 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,272 Tase�with�the�blaze. -�There�we�go. 359 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:15,674 [Dewey]. Oh�but�Tase, 360 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,676 I�think�we're�gotta�have to�see�the�hair�flowing. 361 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,877 Show�me�that�mane. 362 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:21,012 Oh�yeah!�You're�a�warrior. 363 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,714 Time�to�do�art. 364 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,382 [Jenn]. Let's�do�it. 365 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,151 [Dewey]. Yep,�here�we�go. 366 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,185 Grinders! 367 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,186 Oh! 368 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,388 [thrilling�rock�music] 369 00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:32,023 [Jenn]�����Turn�up�the�heat! -�More! 370 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,725 [thrilling�rock�music] 371 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:34,793 Beautiful,�Tase.�Beautiful. 372 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:35,794 Game�on. 373 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:38,797 [thrilling�rock�music] [camera�clicking] 374 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:39,798 [Jenn]. Okay. 375 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,300 Nice. 376 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,068 Yeah. 377 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:44,335 Okay.�Nice. 378 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:46,538 Now�if�you�could�just pop�that�belt�open, 379 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,006 give�us�a�little�summer�tease. 380 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:50,308 What?�You�mean�my�pants?�Why? 381 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:51,810 Crack�it�open�a�little�bit, you�know? 382 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:54,412 You're�Mr.�July,�it's�supposed to�be�hot�outside,�right? 383 00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,681 Give�us�a�little�humidex, you�know? 384 00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:59,017 I�didn't�know�this�was�gonna be�those�kind�of�pictures. 385 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,151 [Chelsea]. Hey! 386 00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:02,821 Oh�fuck!�Here�comes the�pants�patrol. 387 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:05,390 You�cannot�under any�circumstance 388 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,025 pressure�an�employee�to take�off�his�clothes. 389 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:09,728 Look,�you�trusted�me to�run�this�fundraiser, 390 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:10,829 so�just�let�me. 391 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,832 We�are�not�making anyone�uncomfortable. 392 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,600 Right,�Marcus? 393 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,602 You're�fine,�right? 394 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:18,837 Tell�Chelsea�that�you're�fine. 395 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,505 He's�not�gonna�tell you�the�truth. 396 00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:21,506 You're�the�boss. 397 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,742 You�don't�get�the�power dynamic�at�play�here? 398 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,244 Marcus,�has Ms.�Conch�or�Dewey 399 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,679 done�anything�at this�company�event 400 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,048 to�make�you�feel uncomfortable? 401 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,416 Well,�my�knees�hurt 402 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:35,386 and�I�don't�love�that�my�aunt's definitely�gonna�see�this 403 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,722 but�it's�been...�fine? 404 00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:39,791 See,�you�can't�fake that�kind�of�praise. 405 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:40,859 Up�to�you,�Marcus. 406 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,694 Yeah. 407 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,262 Up�to�you,�Marcus. 408 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,264 Is�a�bit�chilly. 409 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,532 I'm�gonna�head in�for�a�snack. 410 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:48,800 Is�that�okay? 411 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:50,635 Come�on�down. 412 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,871 You�know,�Taser�didn't mind�the�breeze. 413 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,873 He�said�it�makes his�nipples�pop. 414 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,074 That's�a�professional. 415 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,142 Watch�it,�Dewey. 416 00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,043 I�can't�fire�her but�I�can�fire�you. 417 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:01,012 I'd�just�rehire�you. 418 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:03,214 [Chelsea]�����I�heard�that! -�Finally! 419 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:05,183 A�safe�space�again! 420 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:07,952 You�know,�just�walk�and�judge. That's�helpful. 421 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:08,953 Beep.�Beep.�Beep, 422 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,956 Whoa,�whoa,�whoa,�whoa, whoa,�whoa,�whoa,�whoa. 423 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,459 Perfect. 424 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,293 Take�it�off. 425 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,561 Are�we�waiting�for anybody�else�or- 426 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,129 Nope.�Just�you�and�me. 427 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,231 Team�Blowhole. -�Yeah. 428 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,633 Yeah,�we've�been�entrusted with�the�great�honour 429 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,967 of�blowing�this�bad�boy�up. 430 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,536 Yeah.�In�here? 431 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,204 You�wanna�haul�this outside�and�blow�it? 432 00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,406 No�Audrey,�I�don't�wanna fucking�do�this�anywhere. 433 00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:31,910 It's�stupid.�It's�a�lame-ass, giant-ass�pool�toy. 434 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:35,580 I've�got�so�much�other�shit I'd�rather�and�can�be�doing. 435 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:36,981 Oh�yeah?�Like�what? 436 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,383 Doom�scrolling? 437 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,584 Ghosting�people? 438 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:40,585 Calling�your�mom? 439 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:41,653 I�love�my�mom. 440 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,388 This�is�what's�wrong with�your�generation. 441 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:44,923 Loving�my�mom? -�������������Yeah. 442 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,991 Yeah,�no,�'cause�you�think you're�above�this�task. 443 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,760 Fuck.�Who�isn't? 444 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:49,994 Get�blowin'. 445 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,865 Clock�hits�four, I�hit�the�door. 446 00:13:51,866 --> 00:13:54,032 You're�just�gonna�stand�there? 447 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,700 Blow�it�or�suck�it. Whatever�your�preference. 448 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,836 Yeah,�get�your�hair�dryer. 449 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,572 I�miss�Jimi�already. 450 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:02,607 Appreciate�you,�bro. I�feel�good. 451 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,776 Good.�I�mean,�you�still look�like�a�piece�of�shit 452 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,010 but�you�did everything�you�could. 453 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,412 What? [Backwoods�chuckling] 454 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,914 Pssst! 455 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,851 You�boys�ever heard�of�smizing? 456 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:13,852 No�one�has�heard of�smizing,�Homer. 457 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,853 What�the�fuck�is�it? 458 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,354 Do�I�got�to apprentice�for�it? 459 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,856 [Todd]. Smizing? 460 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,424 It's�when�you�smile with�your�eyes 461 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,959 but�not�your�mouth. 462 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,460 Smile�with�your�whole�face, 463 00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:24,096 that's�amateur�clown�shit. 464 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,866 Behold. 465 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,032 [whispers]�There's�no�fucking, 466 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,068 what�is�this�fucking�shit? 467 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:34,272 [gentle�lighthearted�music] 468 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:36,040 Are�you�fucking�with us�Homer,�or...? 469 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,408 No. 470 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:38,877 I�did�some�modelling as�a�child. 471 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,878 Bullshit. 472 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,247 I�was�the�face�of�a major�soda�pop�brand. 473 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:44,983 You�guys�remember�the, uh,�"Chuggg�It!"�kid? 474 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,050 [Todd]���������Shut�up! -�No�fucking�way! 475 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,051 That's�you?�No�way! -�No�way. 476 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,253 Show�us!�Oh�my�god! Do�it�right�now! 477 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,654 I'm�not�doing�do�that. -�Do�it!�Do�it,�Homer. 478 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,055 I�did�years�of�therapy to�get�over�that,�okay? 479 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,257 Do�it. -�I�can't�do�it. 480 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,259 Do�it�or�you're�fired�again. 481 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,661 Ch-ch-ch-chuggg�it! 482 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:57,662 [both�laughing] 483 00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:58,663 That�is�awesome! 484 00:14:58,664 --> 00:14:59,898 That�was�you! -�Holy�shit! 485 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,066 I�did�billboards,�bus�stops, 486 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,935 even�did�a�short run�of�urinal�cakes 487 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,471 but�parents�didn't�think it�was�appropriate�to�be 488 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,273 pissing�on�a�child's�face. 489 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:09,474 Teach�me,�Homer. -�Teach�him. 490 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,943 It�was�a�different�life! 491 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,478 Different�times. 492 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,980 Fucking�don't�turn�your back�on�us�now,�Homer. 493 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:20,084 I�gave�it�all�up�for�the�glitz and�glamour�of�welding,�boys. 494 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,352 [whispers]�Chuggg�it�kid. 495 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:22,520 All�right.�I'll�help. 496 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,589 Listen�up! -�Yes! 497 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,090 You�gotta�seduce�the�camera. 498 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,358 How? 499 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,693 Always�be�moving. 500 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,094 Get�the�legs�in. -�Loosen�them. 501 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,529 Yes,�Todd.�Come�on! Get�moving! 502 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:32,730 Get�moving,�eh? -�[Backwoods]�����Yes.�Yes. 503 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,098 You�wanna�give�the�camera different�facial�expressions. 504 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,099 Okay? -�Okay. 505 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,701 Start�with�a�smile. 506 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:37,769 With�your�teeth. 507 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,304 Smile,�Todd! Show�off�those�pearly�whites! 508 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,606 Come�on!�Yes!�You're�happy! 509 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,675 But�then,�wait�a�minute. 510 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,110 Who�died? -�[Homer]�����Everyone. 511 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,111 Oh.�Sad�face. 512 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,112 Everyone�died,�Todd. 513 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,514 You�look�high. -�[Homer]�����But�wait. 514 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,515 What�do�you�see�out�there? 515 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:53,885 Is�that�your�best�friend fucking�your�sis... 516 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:54,886 Cousin? 517 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,121 No,�no,�it's�your,�yeah, your-your�cousin�Greg! 518 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,489 Your�best�friend, look�at�him 519 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,124 fucking�your�cousin�G-Greg! 520 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,192 You're�mad�at�him,�Todd! 521 00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,194 Not�me.�Greg. -�[Homer]�����But�wait. 522 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,595 What's�that�in�the�distance? -�Huh? 523 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:05,830 [Homer]�����Over�here,�Todd. -�Huh? 524 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,465 [Backwoods]�����What�is�it? -�����No.�Like�towards�me! 525 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,599 Right�there!�There�it�is! -�There. 526 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,602 It's�a�12-point�elk. -�[Backwoods]�����Ooh. 527 00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:12,603 You�reach�back... 528 00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:13,604 Clobber�it. 529 00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:14,605 No,�you're�not gonna�clobber�it. 530 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:15,606 No,�you�gotta... -�Quiver? 531 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,041 You've�got�a�quiver�of�arrows. 532 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,609 You're�a�sexy-ass�hunter. -�Good�work. 533 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,212 So�you're�gonna draw�the�arrow, 534 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:24,216 and�then�load�the�bow. 535 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:26,819 And�then,�fire�it. 536 00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:29,821 Oh!�What�just�fell? 537 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,823 The�elk? -�Nah,�you�dropped�a�peach. 538 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,824 Get�down. Grab�the�peach,�Todd! 539 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,858 Lift�your�ass�up. 540 00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:34,892 [Backwoods]�����Ass�up. -�And�flex�the�back. 541 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:35,893 And�jiggle�the�ass. 542 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:36,961 This�is�fucking�dumb. -�Jiggle�the�ass. 543 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:38,663 And�look�at�me,�Todd. I�want�eye�contact. 544 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,064 [Homer]�Flex�it!�Downward�dog! -�Ass�up! 545 00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:41,099 I�can't�do�this! 546 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,133 I�should�never�have agreed�to�this�shit! 547 00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:43,634 What? -�[Backwoods]�Just�calm�down. 548 00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:44,769 Listen,�the�man�is�hangry. 549 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,237 He�hasn't�eaten�anything in�goddam�three�days. 550 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:47,638 Whoa,�whoa,�whoa,�hey! -�Hey! 551 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,073 Are�you�fucking�high? 552 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,108 You�can't�eat�before�a�shoot! 553 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,509 You're�gonna�bloat like�a�blowfish! 554 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,944 It's�showtime,�dew-dog. -�For�Christ�sakes. 555 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,746 My�lights�are�hot. 556 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,080 Are�you�boys�ready? -�No! 557 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,081 You're�ready. -�That�was�perfect. 558 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,082 Greatest�first�lesson I've�ever�had. 559 00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,083 You�are�ready. -�Get�out�there! 560 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:00,251 Get�out�there! [Todd�mumbling] 561 00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:02,120 You�will�never�be�more�ready! 562 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,855 How�much�money�did�you�make doing�those�commercials? 563 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,291 None.�My�mom�owns an�island�in�Belize. 564 00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:13,913 Yeah,�uh,�this�is�gonna take�fucking�forever. 565 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,434 Yes,�it�is, 566 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:19,437 which�is�why�we�have mandatory�breaks. 567 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,772 What�the�hell happened�to�all�that, 568 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:23,274 "Oh,�this�is�what's�wrong�with your�generation,"�bullshit? 569 00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,276 I'm�only�like�two�years younger�than�you,�right? 570 00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:26,377 [Audrey]. Really? 571 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,112 I�thought�you�just�had�your�13th birthday�last�month. 572 00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:29,480 [Tanner�laughs�mockingly] 573 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:33,684 [laughs]�Seniority means�I�nap�first. 574 00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:34,786 Goodnight. 575 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:38,056 [gentle�lighthearted�music] 576 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,724 [whispers]�Fucking�shit! 577 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,293 [gentle�lighthearted�music] 578 00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:43,796 Oh�yeah. 579 00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:45,696 You're�in�a�safe�space, Toddler. 580 00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:46,831 Your�lighting's�garbage! 581 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,867 Everyone's�gonna�look�like they�got�fucking�jaundice! 582 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:52,203 Are�you�telling�me how�to�do�my�job? 583 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:53,704 No,�Dewey. 584 00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:56,207 I'm�telling�you�how�to not�ruin�a�good�photo. 585 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,142 Hey,�chop-chop,�boys! Time�is�money! 586 00:17:58,143 --> 00:17:59,710 [Dewey]. I�have�just�the inspiration�for�this. 587 00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:00,711 [upbeat�music] 588 00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,246 Bend�the�joints. Bend�the�joints,�Todd. 589 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,314 There�you�go. -�[Backwoods]�����Bendy. 590 00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,315 Yeah,�all�right. -�Bend�'er�down. 591 00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:05,716 Over�the�shoulder,�Todd. 592 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,318 No,�no.�Towards�the�camera! 593 00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,419 [Dewey]. Smile,�boy. 594 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,654 [Homer]. Yeah.�There�you�go. 595 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,089 Chin�up.�Use�the�straps. -�[Dewey]�����Bad�boy! 596 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,157 Slap�the,�you�like�that�pain! 597 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,393 Now�look,�on�the�ground in�front�of�you, 598 00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:16,761 there's�that�same�old�peach. 599 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,929 You�remember�that�peach,�Todd. 600 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,297 Grab�that�peach. Grab�the�peach. 601 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,731 [Dewey]�Chow�down�on�that�peach! -�[Homer]�Grab�the�peach. 602 00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:21,766 Yeah.�Take�a�bite! 603 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:26,537 [upbeat�music] 604 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:27,738 [Homer]. But�wait.�Oh�gross. 605 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:28,940 [Backwoods]. There�you�go. 606 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,508 What's�that�white�substance? 607 00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:31,542 Oh�no. 608 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:33,177 A�deer�was�using it�as�a�cum�rag. 609 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,178 [Backwoods]���������Ew! -�Throw�that�peach�away. 610 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,346 Throw�it�away! -�Gross! 611 00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:37,048 Wait.�There's�something�wrong. 612 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,950 Your�body,�it's�shaking. 613 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,052 That�was�cursed�cum! 614 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,620 Ugh. 615 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,722 All�of�a�sudden�your hands�are�hooves. 616 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:45,957 Glorious�hooves. 617 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,358 You're�a�majestic�steed. 618 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,359 I�wanna�hear�you�neigh,�Todd. 619 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,360 Neigh! 620 00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,362 [Todd�neighing] 621 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:52,363 Louder! 622 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:53,631 [upbeat�music] 623 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,632 Whoa.�Whoa! 624 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,267 The�wind�is�blowing in�your�hair! 625 00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:57,368 And�then�you�see it�ahead�of�you, 626 00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:58,569 there's�the�elk. 627 00:18:58,570 --> 00:18:59,570 You�remember�the�elk,�Todd? -�[Backwoods]�����Oh�yeah! 628 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,072 You�missed�it�last�time, didn't�ya? 629 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,574 Now�reach�back,�flex, 630 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:04,809 pull�out�the�arrow. -�[Backwoods]�����Good. 631 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,211 And�load�the�bow. 632 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,279 Yeah!�Chin�up! 633 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,380 [camera�clicks] 634 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:10,781 Fuck! 635 00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:13,384 Ah!�Hey! 636 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:14,785 Fuck! 637 00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:16,087 What�the�fuck? 638 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,889 Cricket,�are�you�there? 639 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,390 Hold�on,�buddy! We'e�good. 640 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:20,591 And... -�Fire�it. 641 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:21,993 Release! 642 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:22,994 There!�You�got�it! 643 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:23,995 [knocking�on�window] 644 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,663 [Tanner]. Todd!�Todd,�man! 645 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:26,797 [camera�clicking] 646 00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:28,399 [Dewey]. Oh,�there's�my�December! 647 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,467 What�the�fuck? -�[Homer]�����Cricket! 648 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,502 Oh.�Good�work,�Tanner. 649 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:34,138 [mellow�music] 650 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:35,139 [drumsticks�tapping] 651 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,675 Woo!�Ha-ha! 652 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,778 Okay�guys,�it�is�time to�reveal�our�calendar. 653 00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,413 [unenthusiastic�cheering] 654 00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:45,416 Some�people�said�that�my idea�was�unprofessional 655 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:48,419 and�that�it,�uh, blurred�ethical�lines. 656 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,087 Chelsea. -�I'm�not�wrong. 657 00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:51,189 'Cause�it�wasn't,�it�did. 658 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,859 To�me,�this�has�always just�been�about�hope, 659 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,162 you�know,�for�us�and for�our�animal�friends, 660 00:19:58,163 --> 00:19:59,830 from�the�mammals to�the�whales.�So- 661 00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:00,831 [Homer]. Genius�over�here. 662 00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,700 Let's�raise�a�glass, 663 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,268 open�our�wallets 664 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:08,306 and�remember�that�for�every calendar�that�you�buy, 665 00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,474 an�orca�is�so�thankful, 666 00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:15,279 and�probably�releases�one�of those�cloudy�white�squirts. 667 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,547 It's�whale�cum? 668 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,649 I�mean,�we're�not�gonna�see�it because�it�happens�underwater 669 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,218 but�it's,�uh,�it's�happening. -�A�load? 670 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,869 {\an8}[rim-shot�thumps�and�pings] Okay,�stop. 671 00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:24,455 Sorry. -�Okay. 672 00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:25,656 All�right,�let's�go. 673 00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:26,657 [wolf�howling] 674 00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:27,658 Nice. -�Oh! 675 00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:29,660 Oh,�nice�work! -�Oh! 676 00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:32,863 Oh,�Stephy! You�look�so�hot! 677 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:35,166 Garlic�balls.�Remember? 678 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,068 I�don't�remember�posing with�a�dire�wolf. 679 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,171 [Jenn]. Okay,�moving�on�to�February. 680 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,472 [Backwoods]. Titty�city! 681 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:42,707 Hey,�that's�us! -�We�look�hot! 682 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,475 I'd�date�me. -�We�are�such�snacks. 683 00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:45,910 Remember�Big�Momma? 684 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,311 It's�payday,�Team�Conch. 685 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:48,679 Let's�open�up�Big�Momma. 686 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,881 I'm�gonna�catfish�somebody with�that�bad�boy. 687 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:52,049 [Todd]. Looking�good,�Barb. 688 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,050 Oh�Janet! 689 00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:54,885 Nice�duckface,�Janet. 690 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:56,354 Nice�fuckface,�Homer. 691 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,888 [rim-shot�thumps�and�pings] [Steph�laughing] 692 00:20:57,889 --> 00:20:59,690 You�are�my�Victorian duckling,�Janet. 693 00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:00,858 [Jenn]. That's�weird. 694 00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:03,094 [Dewey]�����Moving�on. -�[Taser]�Nice�one,�Janet. 695 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,495 Ooh,�Marcus! 696 00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:05,730 That�ain't�Photoshop! 697 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,164 That's�right�it�ain't! 698 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:08,499 I�got�you,�brother. Thank�you.�Appreciate�it. 699 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,201 [Dewey]. And... 700 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,502 Hey,�that�looks�like�me,�man. 701 00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:12,503 That�is�you,�Roach. 702 00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:13,904 [in�unison]�That�is�you! 703 00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:16,107 I�had�to�paint�out�all�the tomato�sauce�on�your�face. 704 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,508 Kinda�looks�like my�uncle�too. 705 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:18,709 [Taser]. No�Malone. 706 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:19,710 [Backwoods]. Oh.�Yeah! 707 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:20,745 [Homer]. Looks�like�cousin�Greg. 708 00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:21,746 Hold�the�fucking. 709 00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,414 Dewey,�I�was�supposed to�be�a�werewolf. 710 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,116 I�need�way�more�fucking hair�than�that. 711 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,917 No,�this�is�the�amount of�hair�we�agreed�on. 712 00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:27,952 Not�at�all. 713 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,954 I�got�more�hair on�my�right�ball. 714 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,355 And�moving�on. 715 00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:32,356 [horse�neighing] 716 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:33,357 [everyone�cheering] 717 00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,358 [Dewey]. It's�Mr.�June! 718 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,359 Come�on! What�the�hell�is�that? 719 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,427 [Backwoods]. What�the�fuck? 720 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,562 Stooly's�got�a�horse�body and�a�giant�horse�cock? 721 00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:40,931 Centaur.�Get�it�right. 722 00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:42,366 And�I�gave�Todd�actual�abs. 723 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:43,401 [Audrey]. I�don't�need�to�see�that. 724 00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:44,535 [Dewey]. My�work�speaks�for�itself. 725 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:47,426 {\an8}[drumroll] [Todd]. It's�fucking�weird,�Dewey. 726 00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:49,473 Little�early�again,�Janet! 727 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:50,741 [Janet]���������Oh. -�All�right. 728 00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:55,246 So�our�cover�model�for�the�first annual�Conch�calendar�is... 729 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,414 Janet? 730 00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:57,448 What?! 731 00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:58,549 [laughs]�Okay! 732 00:21:58,550 --> 00:21:59,550 No! -�Yes!�Yes! 733 00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:01,085 No,�Janet. 734 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:03,387 Now�is�the�time�to do�the�drumroll. 735 00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:04,789 Oh. 736 00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,290 Right. 737 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:11,429 [drumroll�music] 738 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:13,564 Whoa!�That's�me! 739 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:14,565 Oh,�yes! [crowd�cheering] 740 00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:15,733 [Todd]. This�is�total�bullshit! 741 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:16,901 Fuck�this! 742 00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:18,402 We�skipped�wing night�for�this? 743 00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:19,904 I�gotta�get�another fucking�drink. 744 00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:21,572 [drums�thumping] 745 00:22:21,573 --> 00:22:24,008 You�can�go�get�it! Go�get�it! 746 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,077 Fernie,�beer�me,�now. 747 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,912 Oh�my�god,�Stool. 748 00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:29,780 I'd�say�your�abs went�on�vacation. 749 00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:30,981 Didn't�leave�a�note. 750 00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:32,083 Fuck�off,�Fern. 751 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,417 When�was�the�last�time you�did�a�sit-up? 752 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:36,020 Accepting�you're�past�your prime�is�half�the�battle. 753 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,071 Yeah?�You�sure you've�accepted�it? 754 00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:41,425 Yeah.�Yeah,�I fucking�accepted�it. 755 00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:42,993 And�you�can�accept�this. 756 00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,595 Happy�to�sign�it�for�you�too. -�I'm�good. 757 00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:46,664 "Dear�Dickhead,�go�fuck�you." 758 00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:48,432 Guess�I�can�use�it to�wipe�my�ass. 759 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:49,467 Hey. -�Hey. 760 00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:51,001 I�think�you�look great�by�the�way. 761 00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:52,002 [sighs]�Thanks. 762 00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:53,270 I�thought�you�look�good�too. 763 00:22:53,271 --> 00:22:54,605 What�did�you�think of�the�horse�cock? 764 00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:56,207 Oh�yeah,�not�a�fan but�my�friend�might�be. 765 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,475 Get�over�here�you. -�[Todd]���������Really? 766 00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:58,809 Yeah. -�Hi. 767 00:22:58,810 --> 00:22:59,844 Hello�to�you. 768 00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:01,212 She�knows�you're�a�dipshit but�she's�into�that. 769 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,613 Thanks�for�that. -�Yeah.�No�sweat. 770 00:23:02,614 --> 00:23:04,014 I�guess�I�kinda�am. 771 00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:05,216 What�up,�horse�cock? 772 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,350 What's�up,�werewolf�man. 773 00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:07,451 Hey,�show�me�this�calendar. 774 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:08,452 I�don't�have�enough�hair, 775 00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:09,620 but�I�actually�think I�look�pretty�good. 776 00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:11,989 [Barb]. Me�too. It's�smooth�and�sexy. 777 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,825 You�look�great. -�Oh. 778 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,026 [Backwoods�howling] 779 00:23:16,027 --> 00:23:17,228 Real�funny. 780 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,529 Two�Slagg,�please. 781 00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:20,031 Thank�you. 782 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,032 There�we�go.�Wow. 783 00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:23,667 You're�gonna�have�to tell�Todd�eventually 784 00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:25,136 that�you're�hooking up�with�the�werewolf. 785 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:27,638 [Backwoods�howling] 786 00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:28,639 [Backwoods�laughing] 787 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,807 I�mean,�do�I? 788 00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:31,542 It's�just�sex. 789 00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:36,847 [indistinct�chattering] 790 00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:39,016 We've�only�sold�15�of�these. 791 00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:41,485 And�Fernie,�the�bartender, bought�three�of�them. 792 00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:44,855 [Jenn]. Yeah,�I�know,�but�you're�not factoring�in�word�of�mouth, 793 00:23:44,856 --> 00:23:47,391 uh,�friends�and�family,�bribes. 794 00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:49,660 No�one's�gonna�buy this�thing,�Jenn. 795 00:23:49,661 --> 00:23:50,861 Fine. 796 00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:52,497 What�are�you�doing? 797 00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:58,035 How�many�orcas�does twenty�grand�save? 798 00:23:58,036 --> 00:24:00,504 Okay,�you�can't�just make�this�out�to�whales. 799 00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:01,505 Why�not? 800 00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:02,573 Plus,�you�spelled�it�wrong. 801 00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:03,674 That's�the�country. 802 00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:05,276 Fun�night,�ladies. 803 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,044 Anyone�gonna�eat�this? 804 00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:08,279 It's�gonna�spoil�if�not. I'm�taking�it. 805 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,680 That�would�be�a�shame. -�It's�all�you,�Barb. 806 00:24:09,681 --> 00:24:10,881 But�you�have�to�pay for�the�calendar. 807 00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:12,683 It's�our�fee! 808 00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:15,187 See?�They�had�a�great�night. 809 00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:17,888 All�right,�Chelsea. 810 00:24:17,889 --> 00:24:21,692 Let's�not�forget�that Conch�is�my�company,�okay? 811 00:24:21,693 --> 00:24:23,295 Get�your�own�shell. 812 00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:26,932 Wails�again. 813 00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:30,569 [Chelsea�sighing] 814 00:24:31,776 --> 00:24:34,705 [Homer]. You�should've�seen�that- 815 00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:36,707 Working�hard,�boys? -�There�he�is. 816 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:37,708 Last�week�was�a�write-off. 817 00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:39,543 We�gotta�double�time�it. -�Oh,�check�it�out. 818 00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:41,111 It's�cock�o'clock. 819 00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:42,913 Check�out�Roach with�the�penis�pipe. 820 00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:44,648 [in�English�accent]�Hello little�forest�animals. 821 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,617 Would�you�like�to smoke�some�cock? 822 00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:48,118 [Taser]. Backwoods�with the�hammer�cocks. 823 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,387 You're�getting�rained�on by�a�couple�whale�cocks. 824 00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:51,722 [Todd]. Anyone�know�who�drew�these? 825 00:24:51,723 --> 00:24:52,723 Janet. 826 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:54,925 I�think�she's�only�ever seen�one�dick.�[laughs] 827 00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:56,727 What�a�waste�of�time�this�was. 828 00:24:56,728 --> 00:24:57,928 What�are�you�talking�about? 829 00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,797 Dewey�gave�you�a stellar�AI�horse�cock 830 00:24:59,798 --> 00:25:01,098 and�Janet�gave�you�another. 831 00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:02,933 Yeah.�Double�dicker! -�Dos�coculos. 832 00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:03,934 [Homer]. Multi-cock. 833 00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:05,302 One�for�pleasure, one�for�pissing. 834 00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:07,271 All�right,�back�to�work, you�fucks. 835 00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:09,139 Cockasaurus�Rex.�[snarls] 836 00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:10,341 Need�this. 837 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:13,744 [mellow�music] 838 00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:14,778 Thank�you. 839 00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:23,654 [midtempo�rock�music] 840 00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:26,624 ["It's�Called�Life" by�Matthew�Runaway] 841 00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:27,858 ?�Turnin'�these�wrenches 842 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:29,260 ?�Bustin'�my�knuckles 843 00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:31,829 ?�Bangin�'em�into�steel 844 00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:34,331 ?�Workin'�overtime, tryin'�to�save�a�dime 845 00:25:34,332 --> 00:25:37,301 ?�But�the�tax man's�on�my�heels 846 00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:39,770 ?�I�can't�get�ahead, but�I�don't�fall�behind�? 847 00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:41,605 What�the�fuck,�Dewey? 848 00:25:41,606 --> 00:25:42,973 This�is�me.�It's�me! 849 00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:45,376 You�do�not�have�a flute�that�big! 850 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,611 The�artiste�can�be�the subject�too,�you�know? 851 00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:48,612 [Taser]. You�think�you're�the�GOAT? 852 00:25:48,613 --> 00:25:50,781 There's�a�dormant�beast within�me�for�years. 853 00:25:50,782 --> 00:25:51,982 A�beautiful, beautiful�goat�boy. 854 00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:53,217 [Homer]. It�should've�stayed�dormant! 855 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:57,187 Really,�this�is�almost�your�last chance�to�get�one�of�these. 856 00:25:57,188 --> 00:25:59,123 Uh,�well�what�about�this? 857 00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:01,458 What�about�this?�I�have these�amazing�calendars. 858 00:26:01,459 --> 00:26:03,561 As�you�can�see,�it's�me and�I�have�a�huge�penis, 859 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,996 which�is�very�much like�the�real�thing. 860 00:26:05,997 --> 00:26:07,197 Just�saying,�okay? 861 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:09,633 So,�you�interested? 862 00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:11,635 ?�It's�called�life, you�get�up�and�grind 863 00:26:11,636 --> 00:26:12,920 ?�A�dollar�ain't�worth�it 864 00:26:12,921 --> 00:26:17,471 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 66109

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