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Jimmy, did you see Paul this morning?

When did your brother leave?

I don't know, I didn't see him, Mom.

He didn't say anything to me about leaving.

Hello?

Yes operator, I'll accept the charges.

Mom? Hello, Mom. It's me, Paul.

Paul!

Look, Mom, don't say anything! Just hear me out!

But, Paul...

The way things where between us, I couldn't stay with you anymore.

It's better for you and better for me. You know that.

It was driving us both crazy.

But, honey, why didn't you wait?

You know I didn't want you to leave.

We can work this out.

Mom!

I'll miss you so much. Please come home.

I promise I'll make things up to you.

If you just... If you just come back, I...

...I promise I'll stay away from you.

Mom, I can't handle it anymore!

And, Mom, tell Jimmy I'll call him.

He can send me the rest of my things.

Okay, Paul.

I'll tell your brother.

I'll think of something to tell him.

Goodbye, Mom.

Paul!

Joyce, I'm sorry I'm late, the phone kept ringing.

That's okay, Barbara, but I was beginning to think...

...you were gonna stand me up.

Oh, really, Joyce, I wouldn't stand you up. I'm really sorry, love.

It's just that things are... so hectic now that I'm in between jobs.

You got fired?

No, I quit.

Why? You're making so much money since you got your real estate license.

It's just that I got tired of...

...being chased around my office and trying to fight off my boss.

You mean to tell me...

...Jerry Morgan is still chasing you 'round the office?

- How exciting! - No, not Jerry!

I quit working for Jerry ages ago when we stopped dating.

Well, who have you being dating?

- No one - No one? Why not?

I'm tired of dating!

And I'm tired of blind dates,

and I'm tired of making idle conversation...

...with men I don't know and I don't care to know!

- Joyce! Joyce! - Isn't he cute?

That's why I come to this shoes store. I buy all my shoes here.

You sure have changed since your divorce.

And how? I'll take these, sweetie!

Yeah.

Diane, come on, please.

All right, look... Diane!

Look, Phil. All right, tomorrow night at the showcase,

you'll start with the number of the "Animal in Me",

and then you'll end with "No Turning Back".

Now in case Benny Rogers from C&R Records get there late,

then he'll hear the "No Turning Back" number.

Now, I really want to happen for you guys, so, you know,

let's just get the energy up and let's break some hearts, okay?

All I wanna know, Jimmy, is why you and Brian get all the birds...

...when we're supposed to be the stars.

It's like I told you. You're in training, like a fighter.

Now, you don't want all that energy shooting out the end of your cock, do you?

Why I don't just put it on the band and we all take a vote?

No, forget it, because you got this night club gig,

and then you guys got this long road trip ahead,

and maybe when you come back that's a different story.

Well, Jimmy, you're all heart.

Okay, guys. Animal in Me.

All fine, go on, ask him!

Tell him how great I'm singing!

Honey, I'll see you. I gotta work with the fellas.

Will you be over later, Jimmy?

Yeah, sure. I'll call you first.

Okay. Bye.

Okay, fellas! Um...

When you go on,

I want some excitement, you know? I wanna bring that crowd to a peak!

And then when you got them, you don't wanna let go.

What do you think, Brian?

You thing we should drop the, uh, "If looks Could Kill" number?

- It's kinda slow. - I'll tell you what I think.

I think we should get some more sex in the act.

Take Jean, here. Put her on stage.

Jennifer, Brian! My name is Jennifer!

Alright, Jennifer.

We need some big bazoongas.

Some legs.

Put her in a see-through dress. A mini skirt.

- Show tits and ass. - Will you quit fucking around?

This is for money.

Will you get your god-damn mind off your cock?

Jesus, you'll never change, will you?

Fuck no.

Those guys from the record labels are gonna be there.

Let's dazzle them with some...

...pussy.

All right, we'll give them all the pussy they can handle!

But at the party, not on the stage!

Come on, honey. Show my partner what you can do.

I'm going.

I'm on fire... I'm on fire...

Me too... Me too...

See, Jimmy? I told you I had talented tonsils.

Oh, yes, you do. And great lungs, too.

Hey, listen, Brian.

None of us understand why we can't go to the party, too.

We wanna go to the orgy and have some fun.

If you guys are there,

the girls are gonna be hanging all over you.

We want them paying attention to the record company people.

You want the contract, don't ya?

- You bet we do - Well...

Don't come in yet, Jimmy! I'm not dressed!

- Oh, I'm sorry, Mom! - Just a second, honey!

Okay, you can come in now!

Honey, you know you shouldn't come barging in on me like that.

After all I'm your mother.

Well, you didn't seem to mind it when Paul barged in on you.

Honey, that's ridiculous.

Paul didn't barge in on me.

Now come on, let's not argue anymore about your brother.

I love you both the same, you know that.

Yeah, I'm sure, Mom.

Hey, Mom? You wanna go to dinner with me?

I mean, if you haven't made any plans. I know you don't like to eat alone.

No, I don't have any plans tonight.

Honey, that would be love...

...that'd be lovely.

It's been a long time since we had supper together.

Just you and I.

Since you got back from New York.

Oh, well, uh...

It might not be just the two of us. I already asked Diane to come.

Oh! Diane.

Well, that's too bad.

You know...

I think you've been seeing too much of Diane.

I mean, uh, you're too young...

...to see so much of just one person.

Oh, Mom, I'm not even sure if she wants to come!

I mean, I've been trying to get a hold of her.

Come on, what do you say? It's been a long time.

Okay. Alright.

Give me a few minutes to finish my face, okay?

Oh, you look good to me.

That's sweet of you, honey, but I still need a few minutes.

Okay, well, then, I'll hit the jacuzzi till you're ready.

What the fuck are you doing here, Diane?

I thought you were going out with Jimmy tonight.

Let's just say I got tired of waiting.

I am bored to tears.

All he cares about is that stupid band!

So what's wrong with that?

Well, I'm sure you have other things on your mind than...

...just that band.

Like...

...how to make a girl...

...happy.

You know, I told Jimmy you're about as loyal as a snake.

Do you see any ring...

...on my finger?

I should kick your rotten ass out of here.

Alright.

I said I "should" kick your ass out of here.

I didn't say I would.

Hi! Is Brian around? He said he'd be here.

Uh, no, I haven't seen him all day, but, uh, why don't you stick around and...

No, that's alright. I'll wait in the sauna room.

Oh, God, I'd love to be waiting in your womb.

Jesus Christ, Mom, what time is it?

Eleven o'clock in the morning.

You shouldn't sleep so late.

Who's that, do I know her?

That's none of your business, Mom.

Okay.

You know, if you moved at home, you could still do anything you wanted.

You know I wouldn't mind.

I'm not a kid anymore, Mom. Haven't you noticed?

Of course I've noticed.

I'm having lunch with Barbara Scott this afternoon,

so I'll probably be tied up all day.

When will I see you?

You're seeing me now, Mom.

That's not what I mean.

Alright. Alright, Mom.

I'll be home tonight.

Hey!

Oh, Jimmy, please, there'd be none left!

Honey, please, if you're hungry, I'll make you some!

Okay! Fair enough!

Jimmy! I wish you wouldn't look at me that way!

What way, Ma?

Oh, God, why did I have to say that?

Barbara?

- Barbara! Yoo-hoo! Barbara! - In here, Joyce!

Have fun! I'll see you girls later!

Oh, you're not leaving, are you, Jimmy?

Well, you could twist my arm...

- Nah, I gotta go, Mrs. McBride. - What a pity.

We could have had such a nice three-way... lunch.

Well, Ma, see you later.

- Bye, darling. - Goodbye.

You just don't know how lucky you are, Barbara.

You've got two gorgeous sons.

You know,

I think Jimmy is even better looking than Paul.

Yes, he is handsome, isn't he?

Yes, he is.

Oh! I forgot to tell you, I saw him with Diane the other day.

They are such a darling couple.

They acted like they were madly in love.

She seems like such a sweet girl.

Yes, but I don't think she's right for Jimmy.

You know, she was a groupie, and I'm sure she was promiscuous.

Come on now, the days of virgin brides are long gone.

I know! But I know what's best for my son, Joyce!

I'm sure she wants to marry him,

and I know she'll try take him away from me.

- He's all I've got left. - Stop it, Barbara!

Look, I know you and Paul were very close.

- But look what happened. - What do you mean...

..."very close"? And what do you mean "look what happened"?

I'm mean, you probably smothered Paul...

...with motherly love and he's gone.

If you're not careful, you'll smother Jimmy, too.

God, Joyce, I hope not.

It was different with Paul!

Look, I don't wanna talk about it, I've got a splitting headache.

Okay.

It's alright, Barbara, we don't have to talk about it.

You don't have to tell me anything you don't want to.

There's nothing to tell.

Come on, now, Brian, you've got to tell me.

You've just got to...

...tell Mommy all about it.

What do you wanna know, Mom?

Come on, now.

I wanna know about you and Barbara.

No, on second thought,

I want you to tell me about... Paul and Barbara.

Well, why don't you ask Barbara?

I did! She won't tell me anything. So you have to.

I want you to tell me all the juicy details.

You know it excites me.

There isn't really a hell of a lot to tell.

Paul and his mom had this thing going.

You call that nothing?

Another mother and her son?

Who told you? How did you find out?

Did they describe it to you?

- Does Jimmy know? - That's all I know, Mom.

- Are you sure? - I'm sure.

I don't know.

Barbara doesn't strike me as the type.

She's so... lady like, uptight.

I can't imagine.

I wonder if she seduced him.

I bet that's what you like to think, Mom.

I bet she couldn't stand it...

...thinking about him night and day.

Knowing how wrong it was.

Sneaking into his room while he slept.

Finding him in her bed.

Watching it grow big and hard.

As big and hard as yours baby.

Waking up...

...and finding his juices inside of her in the morning.

Am I still the best lover you've ever had?

Tell Mommy I'm the best!

- Tell me! - You're the best, Mom.

No, Diane, I told you he's sleeping.

Yes, I'll tell him.

No, Diane, I won't forget.

I have to run now, Diane.

Morning, Ma.

Hi, honey! I thought you were still sleeping!

No. Who was that on the phone?

On the phone... Oh! Diane!

She says she's on her way over.

And I forgot to tell you, she called last night.

But I'm sure it was nothing important.

Ma, Diane doesn't think you like her too much.

Oh, honey, I'm sure she's a very nice girl.

I just don't think she's the right girl for you.

- Are you serious about her? - I don't know.

I... I guess not. Um...

Uh, she's just a girl.

Yes, but, honey, first she was Paul's girl and now she's yours.

Doesn't that tell you something about her?

I mean, I don't want to interfere.

It's just that you know I love you, and I want the best for you.

Well, you didn't care when Paul was around!

How come you didn't talk to me like that before?

Jimmy, that's... that's not fair! I...

I don't know, I... I tried to! I...

I thought I did.

Honey, please, don't be angry at me.

I'm sorry, Ma.

I'm-I'm not mad at you, I'm sorry.

I'll see you at dinner then.

Okay? Just the two of us?

- Okay. - She won't be there?

No.

First we have to talk, Jimmy!

Okay, shoot.

Okay, first we'll talk and second will...

Okay! Shoot!

I don't think your mother likes me very much!

Oh, sure she does. She likes you, Diane.

I like you, Diane!

Then let me wear your ring!

Hey, no! Hey, my Father gave me that ring.

Well, if you really liked me, you'd give it to me!

No, no, no, no.

Well, how much do you like me?

How much?

I'll show you how much.

Tell me that you love me, Jimmy.

Tell me that you love me!

Tell me you love me! You never say you love me!

Jimmy! Tell me you love me!

I... lov... ou... aby, I... lov... ou...

Tell me! I can't hear it!

I love you!

Oh, babe!

Are you feeling it?

Jimmy, your tongue is so awesome!

Oh, baby. Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, God. Oh, it feels so good with you.

I wanna cum inside you.

Come on, baby, I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna cum.

Hello. You've reached Brian McBride.

Sorry, but I'm not able to come to the phone right now.

Please leave your name and number.

I don't think you want to marry me!

Oh, will you lay off?

All I said was I was gonna bring you on tour with me!

I didn't say anything about getting married!

But you said you love me!

- You said it a lot! - Of course I said it, I do!

But what's that got to do with getting married?

No, I like it better this way.

Is that coming from you or your mother?

Hey, look! Just leave my Mother out, okay, for Christ's sakes?

Did Brian talk you about anything?

About what?

Nothing. Nothing.

What's Brian got to do with us?

Diane, what's on your mind?

Nothing!

It's just that I thought...

Never mind!

I don't like it when you talk angry with me, Jimmy.

Baby...

You're still taking me, aren't you?

I don't know.

If that's the way you're gonna be about it, then take me home!

Fine.

- Hello? - Hi, Joyce!

I'm sorry to bother you,

but I've just got to talk to somebody. Can I come right over?

Of course it's okay, Barbara.

You don't need an invitation to come over.

Okay, thanks, I'll be right over. See you soon.

Joyce?

Joyce?

Joyce?

- Joyce! - Oh, Christ!

I'm sorry, I... I knocked.

What's the matter, darling, you look terribly upset.

Come on and sit down.

Come on now, sit down with us.

Brian, darling, be a dear and get Barbara a drink.

Better get me one too.

Now, will you tell me what's the matter?

You and Brian? He's your son!

You are making love to your son!

Oh, I don't believe this. This is terrible.

Look who's talking.

I'm sorry, I-I...

...didn't mean that the way it sounded.

I mean, I came here to tell you about Paul and myself,

and it looks as you've been doing the same thing.

- Yes, I know. - How could you know?

I guessed.

You did?

I had to tell somebody, it's been driving me crazy.

Go on, let it out, honey.

It's this incest thing.

I hate it! It's become like an obsession to me!

I can't think of anything else!

I feel so guilty.

It's just eating me up inside.

And now...

...it's Jimmy. Now I want him too!

First I seduce one son, now the other.

- Barbara... - No, no, don't stop me!

Let me get this out.

I haven't with Jimmy, not yet. I won't let myself.

I may be obsessed, but I'm not that terrible.

Obviously you can control yourself.

He'll probably marry Diane soon...

- ...and all your troubles will be over. - And that's just another thing.

I didn't mean to, but I walked in on them.

And when I saw him making love to Diane, I just wanted to tear them apart.

You're too possessive and jealous.

That's not how I feel at all.

In fact, it kind of excites me to think of Brian with other girls.

Knowing maybe they're younger, but I'm better.

Yes, but that's you, Joyce, it's not me.

I wish I could be more like you, without all this guilt.

Are you sure you're being completely honest with yourself?

Okay, maybe I'm not.

I don't even know what's honest.

I don't know even what I want anymore!

Maybe it's just that he's so young,

and we live together, and...

...and I see him undressed and...

...having sex.

And, oh, God, he makes me so hot.

Now you're being honest.

Well, I have a confession to make.

Before I called you, I called Brian.

Because I wanted him.

I'm sick and tired of holding back.

What should I do, Joyce?

I'll tell you what you should do.

Show him how you feel.

Spread your legs open for him.

Spread yourself open so he can see what he's gonna be licking.

- Is it nice? - Oh, yeah!

You're gonna be my new partner in sin, aren't you?

We're gonna go out and get ourselves some young, hard studs.

Ones that are always ready.

And we'll teach them everything we know.

Sucking,

fucking,

fingers and eating,

cumming...

Yes! Oh, yeah!

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I told you they're hot! Look! The girls love 'em, they're eating 'em up!

They are okay.

That girl there, gonna be at the party?

Yeah, sure. Yeah, she'll be there.

How about the one over there?

- Yeah. - Good.

Come on, Brian.

- Hey! How are you doing? - I'm great.

- Pretty hot, huh? - Not bad.

Hey, listen, that little member in the fishnets gonna be at the party?

- Yeah, she'll be there. - I'll be there.

Brian! Can we meet the band at the party?

Please? Will you introduce us?

Yeah, sure.

Come here, Brian.

Brian, you know the band's not gonna be at the party.

Yeah, but the girls don't have to know that.

Hey, I think we're in!

Yup. Looks like we've made it.

Yeah, and I got a feeling, from now on, we're gonna write our own ticket!

We're going right to the top of the world,

and we won't have to take shit from anybody!

Come on, Fritz, let's go. There's not gonna be any girls here.

What? Wait! What about the band? What about our contract?

Look, I'll... take the tapes home...

I don't know, I'll let you know later, I'll think about it.

What about Fritz? What do you think? I mean, you liked them!

- Uh, they were okay. - Is Sharon there?

I really didn't come here to talk business tonight.

Do you know where she is?

I thought there was gonna be some broads here.

Well, maybe... maybe, you guys just stick around a while!

Maybe shoot some pool, have another drink...

Do you know where can I reach her?

And I'll play you some more tapes!

- Nah! Look, I'll see you kids. - Why don't you wait?

I know they're gonna show up.

Look, even if they do show up,

there's no guarantee that we're gonna get laid.

Guaranteed! They love to fuck!

- Yeah. - Guaranteed.

They're here!

- Do you like play some pool? - No, will you teach me?

Sure thing.

Hey, guys, watch me put the eight ball in the center pocket!

I think I'm gonna like this game.

Oh, Brian, I would just love to suck your prick again!

Tell you what. You wanna do me a big favor, don't ya?

- Yeah. - Come on over here.

There's someone I want you to meet.

Tell him what you love to do.

- I just love to suck prick. - Sure, baby.

Go ahead on.

How come you're not mixing, Diane?

You know what's at stake? This is important to me!

Do you know these people can do a lot of good for us?

I came here to be with you, and only you, Jimmy!

Oh, come on, what the hell are you talking about?

When you stick awhile with musicians, you use to fuck their brains out!

That was before!

Well, you don't have to be a one-man woman for me!

Oh, really?

Really?

Now I know where I stand!

Well, if that's the way you want it,

I'll show you.

Do you wanna see some action? I'll show you.

Fuck yeah! Put it all!

Uh, Benny, could I have your John Hancock?

- Not now, Jimmy, not now. - Well, what...

- Dana, you don't have do it... - Get away!

Okay, okay, okay, okay! Alright, alright. Let me sign this.

- You're a wise guy, you know that? - I'll be a rich wise guy.

- Thank you so much, Mr. Benny. - Very clever.

Another dirty trick?

- I wanna cum on you, okay? - Cum on me, yes.

- Is dirty trick. - Yeah.

Who's there?

- Jimmy, is that you? - Yeah, Mom!

Come on in, honey, I wanna talk to you!

I waited up for you!

How did it go last night? Did you get the record contract?

Um... Well, it looks good.

You didn't come home last night, honey, I was worried about you.

Oh, we gave a party for the record guys and...

...I just broke up with them.

It must have been a pretty wild party to have gone on all night.

- So tell me about it. - Mom, what's there to tell? You know...

Sex and booze and groupies and...

You know, sort of like a stag party.

The girls don't go to stag parties.

Well, maybe stag was the wrong word to use, and, um...

So, aren't you gonna tell your Mother the lurid details?

Ma, what's there to tell?

Come on! I'm not such an old prude as you think I am!

I mean, I've lived a lot longer than you have, you know.

Well, maybe it's best if I don't know.

Was Diane there?

Yeah, she was there.

What's so funny?

Well, I was just thinking that if I have...

...to take Diane to that kind of party that you couldn't care too much for her.

Ma, does it mean that much to you?

Honey, I just don't think she's the right girl for you.

I think you're jealous, Mom.

Oh, honey, that's ridiculous!

Come and give your old Mom a kiss.

No Jimmy, no, you better leave!

- Before... - Before what?

You just better leave.

Okay.

You know how Brian is, he's always late.

He's probably involved with one of his girlfriends.

Yeah, probably.

You know...

Your mother told me she's worried about you, Jimmy.

She doesn't think that...

...you're old enough to get serious about Diane.

I know it's none of my business,

but I am always here if you need somebody to talk to.

You shouldn't look upset.

No. Well...

Thank you, Mrs. McBride, but...

...Diane it's not my problem.

Not anymore. No.

My mother is my problem. She's so damned jealous.

Your mother loves you very much, honey.

I know that.

You know,

when Brian and I had our family problems,

we used to do something that would always bring us closer together.

It seemed...

...to bring us closer together when we would dance.

Much closer together.

Yeah!

Yes!

Oh, baby! Oh, I love you!

- You're wonderful! - Oh, same as you.

God, you're a little wild!

You know it, don't you?

Barbara!

For God's sake, don't you have anything else to wear?

I guess, I should put something a little sexy on, huh?

Absolutely!

Honey, when you got these assets, you have to show 'em.

When you've got it, flaunt it!

Okay. But give me a few minutes to change.

Sure.

I'm so glad you called this morning!

This will take your mind off Jimmy. It will do you a world of good.

You know, this is gonna be a real stretch for me, Joyce!

So, where are you taking me?

I hear the Fireside Retreat is a good pick up bar.

God, no.

You don't find youngies in bars, my sweet, innocent Barbara.

Huh! And you obviously know where to find them!

- So lay off my son! - What?

No more Jimmy!

Okay! "No more Jimmy"!

Maybe once in a while? Hello, Pizza Boy?

Yes. Is the young man with the brown leather jacket on duty?

Billy, right.

I'd like to order a large pepperoni to be delivered.

2763 Monroe Drive.

Right, Monroe Drive.

Great, thanks a lot.

What in the world did you order for? I'm not even hungry!

You will be when you see Billy.

- Billy? - The pizza boy. He delivers.

A toast. To young men.

To young men.

To youngies.

I hope this helps. I'm so nervous.

Joyce, I have that... feeling...

...that you're trying to make a loose woman out of me.

Absolutamente.

You are so right.

I told you I wanted a partner in sin.

Well, except for being so nervous,

I'm ready, willing,

and hopefully able.

Here's to the new me.

Honey, let's not "drown" the new you, okay?

So, what do I have to do when he gets here?

He's here.

You can start things off. It won't take much.

Just a little touch here, little touch there...

And bingo!

Get ready for a large pepperoni.

Hello. I have one pepperoni pizza, ma'am.

Come on in, Billy.

- How do you know my name? - I've seen you around.

My purse is in the other room.

Follow me and I'll get your money.

Come on.

Come on in here.

Sit down, sweetie.

Come on, sit down.

- It's for the pizza, isn't it? - Uh-huh.

Isn't he cute?

Is this real?

- Yeah, it's a real tiger tooth. - Oh, it's pretty.

Look, Barbara.

He's so young, he doesn't even have any hair on his chest.

You suppose he's old enough to drink?

- I'm old enough. - For what?

Just... old enough.

Um... Ma'am? I...

I don't think you should be doing that.

Why not?

Because it's getting big and hard.

I told you he's a cutie pie.

- He's adorable! - And so young!

And he's gonna be our little baby.

- How do you feel, baby? - Just fine now.

Kiss Mamma.

Yeah, show Mamma what you've been hiding here.

Ready?

Oh, God!

You got enough money?

- Yeah, I got plenty. - Yeah. And, Marlowe.

Don't forget to pick up the amplifier at Sound Systems before you go.

- Okay. - Hey! Now that we've got...

...a recording contract, this tour is the icing on the cake! Alright!

- Looks like we're in guys. - Alright! Yeah!

Paul's car!

Paul is home!

Nobody has to know. It's you...

...and it's me, and that's all!

Paul, I'm talking about incest!

Oh, my God!

Paul!

Oh, Jimmy, no, not you!

- I thought you... - I know.

I know who you thought it was.

But I can do it better.

I could watch my Mom.

Oh, Mom! Oh, Mom.

Oh, Mom. Oh, Mom.

Oh, Mom. Oh, Mom.

Well! Hello there.

I hoped you'd be back.

- You remembered me? - Of course I do.

How could I forget you?

You look... beautiful today, uh...

- Barbara. - Barbara.

That's because I feel beautiful.