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- [Katie] So did she
have to do the same thing

where you have to...

- Yeah, I knead on it like dough.

- [Tao] Knead it?
- Yeah, knead it like dough.

- And hard?

- I did it in the shower at
first, just to feel it out.

- I'll start doing that.

- Do you want me to talk about

how to get rid of
C-section scars? (laughs)

- And you can actually
keep all of that in.

- This means keep, this means cut.

But for C-section, this means cut.

(group laughing)

This means keep.

(rousing upbeat music)

Hi, I'm Becca Scott, and
welcome to Parlor Room,

where we play our favorite board games

with your favorite people!

Each episode, we invite a new guest

to bring a game of their choosing,

and some clandestine comrades.

To tell us about tonight's game,

we have the Nutty
Professor, Raphael Chestang.

(group laughing)

- Oh my god!

(Jess shrieking)

- That is one that I
hadn't heard yet. (laughs)

- [Becca] We like it, we hate it?

- No, I like it. I love it.

- But first the Six Flags man.

(group laughing)

- [Jessica] The Nutty Professor.

- [Becca] Oh my god, it is.

'Cause people can't see how
much good ankle you're showing,

which is really giving Six Flags.

- [Jess] That's the good ankle.

- It's hot!

- What game are we playing today, Raph?

- We're playing Codenames.

(group imitating shooting)

- I wanna hear more about
why you picked this game,

even though that's very clear.

But first, we need to know
who these other bozos are.

- [Raph] They're not bozos.
(clown horn honking)

- Don't call us bozos.
- [Raph] They're comedians.

- [Becca] I'm sorry.
- They're not clowns.

- Smart comedians.
- [Katie] Thank you.

- That do things for jokes.
- Yeah.

- That's going on the business card.

- [Katie] Thank you.
- [Jessica] Yeah.

- Will you help me introduce them?

- Yes!
- Okay!

- We have Dungeon Master of
D20 On a Bus, Katie Marovitch.

- Over here it's Hootie & the
Blowfish super fan, Jess Ross.

- Hootie who?

(group laughing)

- That was really good.

- [Raph] We have another Jess.

Villain sympathizer, Jessica Clemons.

- Ooh, bootie-boo.

(group laughing)

- Last but not least, the
real Rekha of Parlor Room,

Tao Yang.

- International Yang of mystery.

(group laughing)

- Sorry. I'm gonna stand
up and run out of here.

(group laughing)

- Scootie who?

(group exclaiming)

- So, Raph, tell us, why
did you choose Codenames?

- I chose Codenames because
it's a very popular game

that everyone has played.
(group giggling)

- I saw it at a Target.

(group laughing)

- Everyone has played
it, everyone loves it.

I think it'll be a fun time.

I'm especially good.

- No you're not.
- [Becca] Yeah!

- No you're not.

- I play this game all the time!

- Oh no, he just learned
that he's bad at this game.

(group laughing)

- You nailed it, and I could
not have said it better myself.

But you know what I will say now?

The rules.

(mysterious music)

In Codenames, two rival spymasters

know the secret identities of 25 agents.

Each agent goes by a codename,

represented by a card
with a single word on it.

The spymasters must tip off
their team of operatives

to the identities of the agents

with only a single-word clue
accompanied by a number.

The clue should somehow relate

to the meaning of the codename word,

and the number indicates

how many cards the
spymaster is thinking of.

The operatives then guess

which cards the spymaster is referring to.

After each guess, the spymaster reveals

the agent behind the codename.

If it's one of their own,
the team can guess again.

But reveal a rival agent
or an innocent bystander

and the turn ends.

Be careful with your guesses though.

If the assassin is revealed,

your team immediately loses.

Otherwise, the spy team that
reveals all their agents first

wins the game and claims
super spy success.

Are we all ready to play?

- [Jessica] Yeah!
- Yeah!

(somber music)
- I have a sad story

associated with Codenames,

and I'm wondering if I should
tell it never or later.

- If you win, you should tell it.

- If I win, I will tell it

as a prize.
- Yeah bring everybody down

for the end of the episode.

- We're gonna end on a sad note.

So that's gonna be fun and
something to look forward to.

Keep watching Parlor Room.

(group laughing)

- There's something very
important we haven't done yet,

team names.

- Ooh!

Blue team, what are we feeling?

We feeling?

- The Blue Angels.

- I don't feel like angels fits me.

- No, you're bad. You're bad today.

- I feel like I'm sort of bad girl.

- What about Bloomingdale's? (chuckles)

- [Becca] Bloomingdale's!

- We should be B-L-U-E
- [Tao] Right.

- -mingdale's.

- I like that. I like that.

So what about Red team?

- I was trying to think of
something like Salt and Pepa,

but it doesn't work with Raph's name.

- Salt, pepper, and
Spinderella, and Rapharella?

- Rapharella.
- Ah, and Rapharella!

- Salt, Peppa and Rapharella.

(group laughing)
- [Becca] Wow!

- I love it.

- Friends, here's the game.

(suspenseful music)
(Jess shrieking)

Yes, Raph and I will be
the first spymasters.

We each have eight of these clues,

but an extra ninth goes to the team

whose color is indicated
around this little chart here,

and that's blue.

So, Blue, we have nine clues.

But I'm not afraid, 'cause you know why?

I'm ready with your first clue.

- Yes. Oh my god!

- Your clue is "Soccer," three.

- [Tao] Soccer three.

- Oh my god, I can't write
with my little leathers.

- I'm not touching them
yet, but I think...

- Soccer three?

- You know, I think my clues
have never been more perfect,

I gotta say.

- Stadium, foot.

- Foot stadium.
- [Tao] Foot stadium.

- [Katie] Don't touch them.

- [Tao] It could just
be all three in a row.

- I need silence.

Draft.

- [Jess] Oh my god. (laughs)

This is a team game.

- Shut up, okay? Shut up!

- No, she has the leather gloves on.

- I've got leather, and
I've got a $600 coat on.

- [Becca] Damn!
- Oh shit.

- Okay, Bloomingdale's my ass.

(group laughing)

- Okay, Blue-mingdale's.

- Suck off. Alright.

- She said, "Suck off."

- Am I allowed to touch stadium?

- You agree with stadium?

- Yeah.
- [Tao] Yeah, you touch it.

- [Katie] I touched it.

- Do I grab this one?
- Yeah, that one.

- Okay.
- That's the one.

- [Katie] The blue one, you idiot.

(group laughing)

I thought this was your favorite game.

"This is my favorite game, I love it."

- Just gonna do a little touch up here.

There we go.

- [Becca] Foot.
- [Tao] Hats or foot?

- It's gotta be foot. Football?

- Soccer.
- [Katie] Soccer.

Foot. I'm very confident.

Just go ahead and give
us the third blue one.

- [Tao] Do we think pass also?

Not pass as in pass the
turn, but pass as in...

- What does passing
have to do with soccer?

- You pass the ball.

(group laughing)

Suck off.

- (laughing) Suck off.

- Here's the thing with
being on a team with Katie.

Katie's living in a different world.

- Listen, suck off.

- [Tao] Do we think?

Is there anything else that's closer?

- Do pass. It's definitely pass.

A hundred percent it's pass.

- Just in silent prayer.

Wasn't even looking.

Way to go Blue-mingdale's.

- Wow.

- I gotta take these bad boys
off, these $7,000 gloves.

- [Tao] Whoa.
(Becca laughing)

- How much money are you-
- I have a lot of money.

(Jess laughing)

You try wearing a...

- $600.
- $7,000.

- You wrote down the cost of?

- I'm gonna write down the
cost of Katie's items as well.

- I have her outfit.

- The jacket was-
- $600.

The shoes...

- That's the one I believe.
- The shoes were $3,000?

$2,000?
- $3,000.

- Okay, I am, uh, prepared.

- You wouldn't know, but he's prepared.

(Raph laughing)

I can tell.
- You wouldn't know it.

- Beer two.

- [Jess] Beer two.

Let's write it down. Okay.

- I am very confident with beer two.

I've had plenty of beer with
all of the people there,

and I'm absolutely confident
that they will get it.

- Draft, a draft beer.

- Yeah, that makes sense.

- Does beer come from a well?

No. That's water. Okay.
- That's water.

(group laughing)

- [Jess] But water makes beer!

- But water does make beer.

- A bottle!

- [Jessica] Well, there's also bottle.

- [Jess] Let's look at everything.

- [Tao] There's also well.

- Shut up!

- [Jessica] There's also
shut the fuck up. (laughs)

- [Katie] Suck off.

- Suck off.
- [Jessica] Suck off.

Okay, so we got...

What was the word again?

(group laughing)

- [Jess] Beer. Beer two.

- [Jessica] Did you write it down,

beer two?
- [Jess] Yes!

- Okay, so we got...
- Do you want me

to write down for you so you can see?

- You said you couldn't write.

- I can now. I've removed my

very expensive gloves.
- [Jess] Canada.

Tap the Rockies. Canada Light.
- [Jessica] Okay, so,

I do think you're right
when you say draft.

Draft for sure, right?

- Draft feels, yes.
- [Jessica] It has to be.

- Should I just give her a little tap?

- Give her a tap.

- I feel like bottle even more than draft.

- [Tao] Hey, no emotion from-

- [Jessica] Well, Raph
would've thought about that.

He looked at the entire board, right?

- He's the smartest person we
know. He would have thought-

He's 10 steps ahead.
(Becca laughing)

- [Jessica] He's Rapharella.

- This is his favorite
game in the world. (laughs)

(Becca laughing)

- He played it a week ago,
and those socks are shining.

Okay. Should we go bottle first?

- Bottle first.

- [Becca] Ooh.
- [Jessica] Woo, baby.

My king.
- Bingo!

- [Jessica] My liege.

I got you.

- I just think draft.
- [Becca] Bingo.

- I think we do it, right?

- I think we should do draft.
- [Jess] It's not turkey beer.

Okay.
- [Tao] Turkey beer?

- [Jessica] And that's
what I'm talking about.

(Becca cheering)

- [Tao] What's is turkey beer?
- [Jessica] Salt and Pepa.

Salt, Pepa, and Rapharella.

- Let's go, baby!

- I came out so strong, and
now I need a hot second.

Discuss amongst yourselves.
- Well, you said two,

so we could do a third
if we wanted to, right?

- That would be wild.
- [Becca] That would be crazy,

but you could.

- Oh no, we shouldn't.
Look at Raph. (laughs)

- You definitely should not.

- Here I go, here I go.

Here I go again.

- ? What's my weakness? ?
Thinking of a clue right now. ?

- You got it.

No, you got it.

- I have an injury.
(somber music)

- (laughing) You do have a big bandaid.

How did you take on
this role for your team?

- Do you wanna hear a sad story?

- Is this a different sad story?

- [Katie] It's a different one.

I was the start making
quiche, if you can believe it.

- I got one!

- I cut myself on an onion chopper.

- All right, we're playing.

- Took a whole chunk out of my thumb.

- The game's back in.

- The skin is in the quiche.
(somber music continues)

(group groaning)
- Wow.

- [Jessica] It's in the quiche!

- [Raph] Katie.
- [Becca] On that note!

- Wait, what's the movie where?

- "Sweeney Todd."
- [Becca] Your clue is

nation two.

- [Tao] Nation two.

- [Becca] Nation two.

Oh, shit.

That's the hardest clue in the whole game.

- [Raph] Katie you spelled nation wrong.

- [Tao] Canada?

- No, wait, that can't be it.

(giggling) Sorry.
(Tao giggling)

- Washington is...

- That's not a nation.

- It's not a nation, but it's kinda close.

- [Katie] Hold on a second.

Washington could be a nation.

Would I normally call it a nation? No.

But with Codenames, the
thing about Codenames

is you often have to sort
of think outside the box,

and sometimes that means
thinking incorrectly.

Palm nation, turkey nation, cactus nation.

Queen!

Queen.
- Queen.

- Queen 'cause the nation,

queen of the nation
(Becca exhaling)

is what they say.

- You're not supposed to react with Becca.

- [Jessica] Uh, that was crazy.

That seems like we get a point, right?

- Becca, what was that about?

- Sorry, I realized I
was supposed to be...

I'm just talking to the camera.

It's just me and the camera.

- That was wild.
- [Becca] Don't look at me.

- [Tao] That's crazy.

- It was unrelated

to anything you're doing.
- [Katie] Its gotta be Canada.

Permission to touch.
- It's definitely Canada.

- Canada. Lay it on me.

(Jessica gasping)

- [Jessica] Wait, that is
your guys' color. (laughs)

- Good god.

- Covered in red, forgetting
what color we are.

- I know she wasn't supposed to,

but she did do a big intake of breath.

- Is that a positive intake of breath,

or is that a negative?
- [Tao] No, that felt

a very negative intake of breath.

- You know what it felt like?

Here's what happened.

I think Becca didn't see the queen.

- All right this is
definitely against some rules.

- Guys, I wasn't even
listening to you guys.

It was just me and the camera.

Come on, it's right!

You said it and you didn't
even pause once to say,

is Turkey a country?

It's a freaking country!

- I think Becca didn't see
queen and does not want us...

I think that's the
ambassador card or whatever,

anthropology.
- It's the ambassador card.

- [Jess] What card?
- Yeah, the anthropology card.

- Blue-mingdale's anthropology,

this fucking ball madness.

- I think it's Washington.

(group laughing)

- This is the Glendale
Galleria, god damn it.

- Wait, what is? Ambassador card. No.

- Assassin.
- [Tao] Assassin.

- You thought it was ambassador?

- Assassin. Some of us
just had a C-section

and our brains aren't working.

Washington. Permission to touch.

- Permission granted.

Thank you.

(Katie screaming)

- [Jess] Neutral. That's not bad.

- I'm ready.

- Yeah, say it.

(group laughing)

- [Jessica] Hey, don't rush our team.

- No, don't rush him.

- Locker two.

- [Jessica] Lock her up.

(group laughing)

- So I gave locker two,

but maybe I should give
it three because of file.

But file doesn't...

It's not like a super strong connection.

So I think I'm just gonna stick
with two 'cause it's safer.

I'm a conservative today. (laughing)

- [All together] Lock her
up, lock her up, lock her up!

- Emails?

- [Jessica] Write it right down.

Emails? (laughing)

- [All] Emails.

- Also, every time, Jess,
you pull your glasses down.

(Jess laughing)

- No, 'cause it's like I'm in
a 3D theater, I have to. Woo!

- Locker two.

- [Jess] Code.

- [Jessica] Well, school, dude.

- Dude.

- [All] Dude.

- It's not cactus.

You don't put a turkey in a locker.

Do you call a freezer a locker?

- Yes, I do.
- No!

- My family does.

- No.
- Yes.

- They do?

- No.
- That's half-

- File was the other one.

- [Katie] That's rough.
- But files are files.

- Files are files.
- They're not lockers.

- You're right, you're right.

- Wait, what did I say?

- I love the way you delivered that.

- [Katie] They're different.

- Do you think school first?

- [Jess] Of course.
- Okay.

- Let's pound her.

- [Katie] Pounded.

- Eyy!

- [Jessica] Oh, we said school.

We said, what would you say

is the other one?
- [Jess] I think code.

- You know what else I would say?

If it was file, I'd be like

record or something,

like your permanent record.

- Just do it.
- [Jess] Hit it?

(Jessica groans)

- [Jess] Oh, no.
- [Jessica] No, that's us.

- [Jess] Oh wait! Oh yay!

(indistinct clamoring)

Literally all I can see.
- [Becca] Look around.

(group laughing)

- [Jessica] Every card is my card.

- Oh damn.

We're winning.
(Raph laughing)

- So I think Raph was trying
to tell us through his brain

to not trust Jessica Clemons,

because I was gonna say file.

You said code and that was right.

- Wow. Incredible.
- So-

- And I think...

So we in theory could do one more,

but I think we did get
beer and we did get locker.

- We got all the beer
and we got all the...

- Take a shot in the dark.

- You've checked the
numbers you've been given.

- Yeah, I think we should leave it.

- We're good. Good to pass.

- Wait, why's one glove on now?

- She has to write with the
other one that's injured.

- 'Cause I can't write with
this very expensive glove.

This finger...

Let's zoom in on the finger injury.

- [Jessica] Let's zoom in. (laughs)

(somber music)
- Let's zoom on on this.

I just want you to know
that part of my thumb

is in a quiche

that I ate.

- You ate the quiche?
- And I served it to people.

- Was it good?

- It was good.

A little watery. (laughs)

- What? Ew!

- [Tao] That's grosser than a thumb.

- Probably 'cause your
skin threw it off balance.

- Too much spinach.

- [Tao] Egg water.

- It got a little watery.

- Well, the body's 70% water,

or is that the earth?

(group laughing)

- [Tao] I think it might be both.

I think it's both.
- It's both, man.

- Cylindrical two.
- Cylindrical two.

- Can you use that in a sentence?

- It was cylindrical. (laughs)

- [Jessica] That's what I like to hear.

- [Jess] Cylindrical two?

- [Tao] Cylindrical two.
- [Katie] Cylindrical.

Could be flute.
- [Tao] Could be flute.

- [Katie] Could be flute.
- [Tao] Could be well.

- Ooh, could be well.
- [Tao] Classically

cylindrically shaped.

- I do think it's well,

and I do think it's flute.
- [Tao] Do you think

there's a reason why
Becca says cylindrical

and not just cylinder?

- [Jessica] Whoa, yeah.

- Cylindrical is a word.

- We are so confident, here's the thing.

- Is it shaped like cylindrical? No.

Whip? No.
- [Katie] Hold on.

- Oh, no. Keep going, sorry.

- [Tao] No.
- No.

Heavens? It could be.

- Could be.
- We don't know.

- [Tao] We don't know what it looks like.

- No one's been to heaven.

- My heaven is shaped a
little bit like cylinders.

Cricket? No.
- [Katie] Cricket.

Don't touch it!
- [Tao] I'm not touching it.

- [Katie] Oh my god.
- Well, yes.

- He touched it.
- Did not.

- Calf?
- Calf, no.

- [Katie] Not cylindrical.

Missiles could be cylindrical.
- [Tao] Missile.

- [Jess] Yeah.

- Dance could be cylindrical.

- Missiles are kinda, but they're more

torpedo shaped.
- Listen, I think it's flute.

I feel so good about flute.

- Do you feel more flute than well?

- No, no!

I didn't say cylinder.

I didn't say little flute.

It's big, it's cylindrical!

- Cylindrical, I know, is a word.

I feel very confident about that.

- File? I think flute is correct though.

- I think flute.

- [Jess] Cactus could
be a little cylindrical.

- [Tao] Okay, Well?

- Well. Go Well.

I'm positive.

Put a blue on there.
- [Jessica] Thanks.

- Put a blue on there.
- [Tao] Put a blue on there.

- [Katie] Put a blue on there.
- [Tao] Put a blue on there.

- [Raph] I will.

Then flute.

- I think we're feeling flute.

- I think we're feeling flute.

- Shall I?
- Yes.

- Give it a little...

- [Jess] Ooh!

(group exclaiming)

- [Jessica] Wow, Katie,

looks like you shoulda listened to me.

- It's too much.

It's too much here in this seat.

- I was positive that
flute was cylindrical,

and I asked the viewers
to talk to me about it.

Let's start a discussion.

Let's have a discourse about it.

- Just FYI, in the future,
you can do any order

you choose.
- [Tao] Yes, you're right.

You're right.

- Oh my god!
- Don't say it!

It's a good learning moment.
- I have just realized

that I'm the dumbest woman alive.

- Stop it! That's my friend.

- [Becca] You take your time.

- Thank you.
- [Tao] Suck off!

- [Jess] Suck off.
- This is very difficult.

- Do you have pierced ears?

- [Raph] Yes.

I've had pierce ears the whole time.

- What?
- Whoa.

- The whole day?

- Why don't we put earrings in there?

- The whole time! (laughs)

- Can we fly in an earring?

- [Tao] Can we fly in a piercing?

- No, they're closed.

- All you need is a lighter
and like a little needle.

- Can we fly in a Claire's?

Can we Claire's?
- [Katie] I'll do it!

I'll get it in there.
- No, do not do it.

- [Jessica] Get some salt water, a needle.

- Let's all pierce each other.

- Let's all pierce each other.

I'll start.
- Let's make a pact.

- Okay, let's do a pregnancy
pact and a piercing pact.

- What's the pact?

- If we're not all pregnant
by the end of the episode,

we're gonna get pregnant together.

(Becca laughing)
- Wait.

- And that goes for you at home too.

If you're not pregnant by
the end of the episode.

- We're doing something wrong.

- If Codenames doesn't make you horny.

Okay, Raph, please. (laughs)

- [Jessica] Raph, for the
love of God say something!

- Please say something!

- [Raph] All right. Okay, fine.

Okay, all right.

- Don't say the assassin.
- All right. Fall.

It is very hard not to... Okay.

Fall two.

- Fall two.
- [Becca] Okay.

- [Jess] And we know they have one nation.

- Under God.
- Under the groove.

Getting down just for the fun of it.

- What's the other one they got?

- And cylindrical one.

- [Jessica] Cylindrical.

I don't think cylindrical or nation,

'cause they got Washington.

Washington the is one I would've...

- [Jess] Okay, so fall, and
he was having a hard time.

Oh, Turkey.

- Oh yeah, duh.
- [Jess] Right?

- [Jessica] You're right.

- Like a cricket?

- [Jessica] What's the second one?

I was thinking palm,

but palm is like a palm
tree or a palm of your hand.

- Or a palm oil.

- [Jessica] Palm oil, or heart of palm.

- Fall dance.

- Where's fall? Oh, dance.
- [Jess] Dance,

you could go to the dance.

- Is Raph thinking dance?

Dude, you are stressed.

(group laughing)

- Ah. Fall two.

Now that I'm hearing
them say their guesses,

fell would've been a stronger
clue to link with slip.

And then, I'm also thinking, hopefully,

that it relates to calf,
but that's a long shot.

- I think Raph's a good code
giver, he's a great code giver.

He clearly really loves this game.

What are you talking about?

- Not heaven, not queen.
- Sweat band.

- Whip like a whipped
cream maybe for a pie,

but that's a bit of a stretch.

- Yeah, calf, like your leg or your cow.

- At the very least, Turkey for sure.

- Turkey for sure, right?

- Did it hurt?
- I think hitter.

- Did it hurt?

- When I fell from heaven? Oh!

Oh my god, wait!

Why do you keep hitting on me?

(group laughs)

Tao, it's work...

I think I'm gonna be pregnant.

(group laughing)

Fall, we're thinking the season.

We're thinking warmth and food.

'Cause we're kind of also horny right now.

The slip is coming off as da-da-da-da-da,

ba-ba-ba-ba,

and not fall slip.

(Raph sighs)

- Fall from heaven is
actually pretty slick.

- Tao, if you just gave them...

- If I gave them that,
that was terrible clue.

- I'm gonna kill you.

- Let's do Turkey first,
- (inaudible)

- let's do Turkey first.
- ...was his downfall.

Let do Turkey first, right?

- [Jess] Turkey first.

- Sorry, guys.

- [Katie] No way!
- [Jessica] Jess.

Jess, Jess.
- [Becca] Oh, baby!

- A little behind the
scenes for the audience.

Thanksgiving is coming up

and my brain was going turkey, food.

That's on me.

I felt like a real idiot.

- [Jessica] That is fall.
- [Katie] No, you're right.

That is so fall.

- We have three remaining.
- [Tao] We have three.

- Raph, I'm sorry.

Raph, don't be mad at us.

Salt and pepper are sorry.
- It was difficult.

- It's hard. It's a hard game.

- I don't know what's cylindrical.

Is it cactus?
- [Katie] Cylindrical?

It could be missile.

- Missile, duh.

Yeah, it's missile.
- [Katie] Missile.

- Now you get it.

- [Jess] Field two.

- That's a really good one.

Fence. I'm seeing fence immediately.

Field two.
- [Becca] F-I-E-L-D.

- F-I-E-L-D?

- Not the dating app.

- [Becca] Not like the dating app.

- [Tao] LinkedIn field.
- Cricket!

It could be cricket.
- [Tao] Cricket.

Fence for sure.

- [Katie] Crickets live in fields.

- Fence for sure.
- [Katie] Fence.

I'm a hundred thousand
percent positive it's fence.

Touch it right now.

- [Jessica] (gasping) Oh, okay.

- Should we do missile
first or cricket first?

Let's do missile. Let's
do missile, you're right.

- Missile. Touch it.

- [Jess] Whoa.
- [Jessica] Damn.

Damn, damn, damn.
- [Jess] We need one more!

- Cricket or cactus?
- A field?

- A cactus can't be in a field.

Cactus is in the desert.
- Those are in the desert.

- [Jessica] What are you talking about?

A cactus can't be in a field.

- I believe everything you say.

(Jess laughing)

- [Katie] Palm?

It's not gonna be...

Listen, I am sure of it, it's not heaven.

- Palm tree? No.
- [Katie] It's not queen,

it's not wind.
- It's gotta be cricket.

- Calf! Calves live in fields,

you idiot.
- That's a great point.

- [Katie] Sorry,

the idiot was for me.
- [Tao] How many do they have?

Four? Should we play conservatively?

- No, I don't ever want...

No, don't touch it!

Listen, it's gotta be calf,

'cause calves live in fields.

- It's gotta be. (laughs)

- So do crickets.

- I don't know about that.

- Crickets live in houses.

- [Tao] Do we wanna be safe?

- I had one in my house last week.

- Katie, do you wanna be safe
or do you wanna be sorry?

- I wanna be sorry.

Don't touch it! (groaning)
(group laughing)

Don't touch it!

Oh, please don't touch it, but do it.

(Jess laughs)
(Katie screams)

- Are you sure you're all right on field?

- [Katie] Do it.

(Tao shouts)

(Jessica groans)

(Katie screaming)

- [Jessica] You guys lost one.
- [Becca] We can still get it.

We can still get it. We have one left.

- We needed that.
- They need to get three.

- Wait, it's our turn though now, right?

Katie, get up.

- Sorry.

- (laughing) What are you doing?

(group laughing)

- That was bad.
- [Tao] That was, hmm.

- We need to get three right now.

- I know. It was obviously cricket,

and I'm a stupid idiot.
- No, no, no.

- [Katie] You need to take a deep breath.

I can tell you're headed
towards panic attack.

- Let's all take a deep breath together.

(calm tranquil music)

- Can we get Justine on the phone?

(Raph laughing)

- Justine.

Where are you going?

- Can someone get my
therapist on the phone?

(calm tranquil music)

We hired her, right? Okay, good.

- I'm just gonna say, desert one.

- [Jess] Cactus.
- No, no,

you have to say unlimited
so we can get the rest.

- Oh, sorry.
- Yeah, yeah.

- Desert unlimited.

- Desert unlimited.

- So we know that's cactus, right?

- Hit it.

- [Katie] Ow!

- [Jessica] What if it wasn't? (laughs)

Straight on the blue.

- And then fall definitely slipped.

Hit her.

- I was thinking slip
like a little nighty.

- Oh shoot.

- [Becca] We are all just two-
- Okay, we got one more,

we got one more.

I think we're looking for fall.

- [Jess] I think it's heaven or dance.

I don't think it's night,
I don't think it's palm,

I don't think it's file, I
don't think it's cricket.

(Jess groans)

This is really just kinda
getting us in our heads.

- Stop! (laughing)

You're stressing me out, Katie.

- I'm being a good girl!

- You're being the baddest girl.

- I have been a very well behaved woman.

- I think we do dance.

- [Becca] Damn. Good slam.

That's an innocent bystander.
- [Jess] Oh, no!

- [Becca] You just picked a pigeon.

(Tao imitating a pigeon)

Wait, so we have one left? (screams)

- We both have one left.
- Is the cutest in the game

so we're gonna switch out
the pigeon for this babe.

- [Katie] Okay, okay, okay.

I'm scared.
- [Jess] She's like, so bored.

(inaudible crosstalk)

- Jiminy one.

(Katie gasping)
- [Tao] Jiminy Cricket.

(suspenseful music)

- [Jess] Damn.

- How the hell did you get that?

- Blue-mingdale's, Blue-mingdale's.

- [All] Blue-mingdale's.

Blue-mingdale's.
- [Raph] Oh no, it was file.

I should've said locker three.

I should've gave three for locker.

- Jess, we weren't
gonna get it regardless.

- We weren't gonna get it.

- Way to go, Blue-mingdale's.

I knew you had it the whole time.

I was never worried.

- Becca did a fantastic job.

I would work with Becca
again in the future.

- Becca did a great job, and
I love working with Katie.

(Tao laughs)

- Friends,
- All of us?

- that was the end of round one.

But this game is more than
just one person giving clues,

or two.

It's whatever's gonna happen after

our snack break!

(Katie gasping)
- [Tao] Whoa!

(rousing music)

- Raphael, please tell us
about this special and strange,

and unique and personal
snack you brought for us

here on Board D'Oeuvres.

- Oh yes, of course, I will.

This is a special snack

that my grandfather used to
make for us when I was little,

and we would be over their house

and he'd have to feed us
at some point. (chuckling)

- Yeah, traditionally.

- But it was...(Raph laughing)

But it was always a treat!

(group laughing)

- [Jessica] Awe.
- Yeah!

- They didn't necessarily have

a whole bunch of stuff in the fridge,

but he would make it really
fun and make this sandwich,

which is a butter and sugar sandwich

that he called a humdinger,

'cause it's a humdinger of a sandwich!

- Oh, yeah!
(group exclaiming)

- Wait, wait, wait.
Where's your grandfather?

Where are you guys from?

- Uh, dead?

- [Jessica] No, no.

I said from, not currently at.
(group laughing)

Not where you currently reside.

- He's from Louisiana.
- [Jessica] Okay.

- When did he die?

(Raph laughing)

- Is someone vegan?

- Yes, there's a vegan one.

Is that for this, Jess?

- Oh, is that one for me?

Oh, yes, thank you.

- [Jessica] Oh, I thought
you were just vegetarian.

- [Katie] You're not vegan.
- I am just vegetarian.

On the call things, I
will put vegan/vegetarian,

just whatever option is there.

- Is there one with meat?
- But this is fine.

(group laughing)
- Ham, sugar and butter.

Actually, that's actually
a normal thing, I think.

- Wow.
- No, no, not ham.

Just butter and sugar.

- I have to say, this is really good.

- The amount of sugar

that's on this. (laughs)
- Thank you very much.

Holy shit!

- [Jess] You know what'd be nice?

If this was panini press.

- Oh, that...

(indistinct crosstalk)

- Did your grandpa not have a panini?

- They should be panini press.

- Jess, he had three
ingredients in his fridge.

I can bet that he did
not have a panini press.

He might've had a George Foreman though

if he's in Louisiana.
(group laughing)

- [Jess] Just all the butter

seeps out of it.
- [Katie] Delicious.

- Oh yeah, let's get those napkins.

- Oh yeah, I need a napkin.

There's a lot of ingredients.

I don't wanna get anything on my...

- Also, what kind of butter?

This butter's so thick.

- It's a lot of butter, and
I'm actually gonna refrain.

(somber music)
I have a little anxiety

when it comes to eating sandwiches.

- On camera, or just eating them?

- On camera.

- [Becca] You don't mukbang.
- I have two retainers,

permanent retainers.

- [Jessica] Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Is this the sad story?

- No.

(group laughs)
- [Becca] Oh yeah it feels-

- This is not the sad story.
(somber music continues)

I've got two permanent retainers,

and so, I prefer to eat privately.

- [Jessica] What is that
bird that you have to eat

underneath the napkin?

- [Katie] Yes, that's me.

- [Becca] So much sugar.
It's really crunchy.

- I kinda like it.

- [Katie] Do you like it?

- [Jessica] I haven't
taken a bite of mine yet.

- To a little kid, it's fantastic.

- That sounds good.

- [Jessica] How are your teeth?

- [Raph] Huh?

- 'Cause it's just sugar, right?

- Yeah. Well, those teeth are gone now.

- Okay, got it.
(Katie gasping)

- Which ones?

- The baby teeth.
- Oh, baby teeth.

Okay, nevermind.
- Oh yeah. You know what?

So we shouldn't even brush kids' teeth.

- No, you don't have to brush kids' teeth.

- Well, they have to build the habit.

- Exactly. They need to build the habit.

- [Jess] It's very granular.

- Who are you? You're just
arguing with yourself?

(group laughing)

- So, Katie?
- [Katie] Yes.

- What's your sad story?

(somber music)
- My sad story is...

- [Becca] Do I wanna know?

- I'm saving it.

If the Blue team wins,
then we get a sad story.

- [Raph] We did win.

- [Becca] We'll leave it
for your confessional.

- We won the first one.

- But it's actually a story
that I can't tell on air

because it will make the
viewers leave Dropout.

It's so sad.

- We have to include it!

You've talked so much about it.

- [Tao] We can't cut around?
- It's a secret little story

that's only for me and my friends,

and it's a sad story.
- [Becca] You tell them

they can have it!

- I meant, I meant the viewers...

Listen, keep watching.

- She's playing it up.

She's getting 'em interested.
- Keep watching.

- [Becca] "I can't tell you.

No, I couldn't possibly tell you."

- Each bite went better and better.

- [Becca] Ooh!
- Yeah!

- There's enough sugar on this

that you could truly do a line of it.

(group laughing)

- Tell me if you have
another favorite memory

about your grandfather.
- [Katie] You just got sugar

everywhere.

- Do I have another favorite
memory about my grandfather?

- Yeah, some advice he gave you,

something that you think...
- I don't have advice,

but I remember when we
were on a camping trip

during the OJ trial and
there was a dodo bird,

(Raph laughing)

it must have been one
of the last dodo birds,

that we could hear calling out at night.

- A dodo bird?
- [Raph] Yeah,

and he kept pretending like
the dodo bird was saying,

"OJ. Guilty."

(group laughing)

That is a memory.

- Look, I can't eat this sandwich anymore.

(group laughing)

- [Becca] That's perfect.
- I can't eat the sandwich

if it tells you what I'm
voting for in the OJ trial.

- [Jess] I like that.
- Your grandpa knew,

and I think that's the perfect
place to leave our board.

- Hats off to the chef.

(uplifting music)

- We're back.

- Oh my god!

- Woo!
- [Jessica] Woo!

- Okay.
- Welcome back.

- We're gonna do another round, y'all,

and this is for all the marbles.

Will it be a tie, will it be two?

- Are we getting a sad story?

- Well, will we get it if it's a tie?

- No. (laughing)

- Okay, we really gotta
win this for the Blue team,

or else it's gonna be
anticlimactic ending,

we won't have a very sad story. (laughs)

Obviously, you can tell,

our two spymasters are deep in thought,

and it looks like the Red team

has the extra clue this time around.

- Crudites.

- Girl.

(group laughing)

No, go ahead.

- Crudites four.

- (gasping) Four.
- What?

- [Jessica] Wait, is Crudites
like the chopped veggies?

- [Jess] Yes.
- [Jessica] Okay, thank you.

I knew Jess was gonna
say words I didn't know.

The Jess's come in packages.

You either get one really dumb
one or one really smart one,

and Jess Ross is the smart one.

- Crudites, crudita,

Crudite-ha-ha-ha.

- Plate, knife.

Can I just hit plate?

- Yeah, I think you can
do plate and knife, right?

- [Raph] Plate.

- [Jessica] That's us, right?

- [Raph] Yes.
- [Jessica] Okay, got it.

- [Katie] Damn it.

- [Raph] That's hot Joe Biden.

- [Jess] Put Joe Biden on the right.

- ? Hot Joe Biden ?

- Why did we choose that one as hot?

Doesn't he look like a lot of people?

- [Raph] Nah.

(group laughing)

- I would say Fassbender.

- [Tao] I'm more of a Michael Airbender.

- We wanna say knife?

- Yeah, I'll say knife.

- [Tao] I'm more of a Michael Airbender.

- [Becca] Knife has been selected.

- Can we get instant replay?

- Opera got touched?

- Opera got touched.

- [Becca] No, no, no.
- [Katie] Yes it did.

- But they can only select one at a time.

- Your captain wasn't
even paying attention.

- [Katie] Who's our captain?

- This guy over there.

- [Raph] All right, so
now there's two left.

- [Jessica] Jam.

- Yeah, I'm thinking jam
and nut, or jam and orange.

- Well, it's a crudites,
you're chopping it.

- Oh, your clue says...

- Get that pen outta here.

- Oh, it says pee-pee poo-poo.

But I was testing the ink to
make sure it was still hot.

- [Becca] Gotta test the ink.
- Gotta test the ink.

- [Becca] You sit in a
chair when you eat it.

- [Jessica] And then moose,

but that's not spelled like
the mousse that you eat.

- No, that's mouse.
- Have you ever had

a shark pate?

(group laughing)

- So no, it is not spelled
like the mousse that eat.

- [Katie] It's neither.

It's neither of those.

That is different words.

(group laughing)

- But I know you're thinking food,

you're thinking food and you saw.

Yeah, it's very similar.

You're already thinking food.
- That was wild.

- Sorry, I was...I'm on to one. (laughs)

I think we should say jam,

and if we hit the assassin,
we just play another round.

- Yeah, 'cause I don't think
Jess was thinking shark.

- No, and she's not
thinking mousse. (laughs)

- I think she was thinking mousse.

- No, she was not thinking mousse.

- I love a good mousse.
- [Katie] No, I know Jess.

I bet she also thought it mousse.

(Raph laughing)

- Us Jesses, we're gorgeous

and not so smart.

- Okay, so you wanna say jam?

- [Jessica] I'll say
jam. Let's go with jam.

- [Katie] Oh my god.

Sticky little fingers.

- [Becca] Jam has been selected.

- So we got three.
- Okay, we got one more.

- Oh, she said four?
- [Raph] Yes.

This is a tough one 'cause it's four.

- And that's actually frankly
fucked up of Jess to do,

so it's cheating.

- I assume the food stuff is
going to give them a problem,

and at least we'll get the first two,

and then they can use those
further clues later on,

as long as they are able
to read what the words are.

- I couldn't even

spell mousse right.
- [Raph] Is it orange?

Wait, you're saying orange.

You're probably right.

You're probably right. Orange.

- For a crudites,

an orange over a nut?
- [Raph] Yeah, yeah.

You gotta be right.

Yeah, I think you're right.

It's over over a nut.

Over a nut, I'd say orange.

I mean, three is a lot.

Four...
- I appreciate the fan.

- [Raph] I don't think
they're gonna have a four.

- I'll get in there.

- So I think we're in...

Huh?
- [Katie] You better

put respect on our names.

(Raph laughing)

Don't you dare.

- [Jess] Orange.

- Assassin.
- [Jess] Is it the assassin?

- [Katie] Is it the assassin?

- [Becca] It's the bystander.
- [Katie] Oh.

- [Raph] Maybe it was nut.
- [Jessica] That's fine.

We got three. We got three.

- I hate that guy.

Can we switch him out?

- [Tao] No.
- [Katie] Yeah.

- [Tao] I chose him for you all.

- In the original game,
they all look like him.

- Guh?

- [Katie] Guh?
- [Becca] Guh?

- Tennis three.

- You think I'm a spy?

Tennis tree?

- [Katie] Tennis three.
- [Becca] String.

- Hold on. I haven't even finished

writing it.
- Racket.

- [Katie] Tennis three.
- [Becca] Boom.

(Katie screaming)
(Becca laughing)

Oh my god.

Match! Match!

Tennis match.
- Match and string.

- Tennis match. Go ahead, touch match.

- And unless we got love in
there, it's gonna be string.

- [Katie] You gotta touch match.

- [Becca] Okay, tennis.
- Tennis.

Why strings? Why string?

I don't know, I'm not familiar.

- What else? do you see?

I would've thought Olympus

is connected.
- [Becca] You have to string

your tennis racket.

You have to bring it to the
shop to get it restrung.

- Who would know that?

I'm not familiar with tennis.

It's not a sport that I have ever tried.

I honestly don't know if
I've ever held a racket.

For me, I was not aware of
that there were strings.

I would've called those wires.

- You do have to string
your tennis racket.

- Tennis back, tennis scream,
tennis chick, tennis contract.

That's if you're a tennis pro.
- Tennis chick.

Would you call yourself a tennis chick?

- Yeah, I have.

(Becca laughs)
- (whispers) What?

My only thinking was Olympus,

Olympus, the Olympics.

The seed of the America.
- [Raph] Oh, yes.

- [Katie] Do it.

But I will be mad at you.

Okay, nevermind, and I'm happy with you.

- Woo-hoo, three!
- Interesting.

- [Becca] Caught up.
- [Raph] Interesting.

- We freaking caught up.
- [Becca] Caught up!

- [Jessica] So we're missing a one

from crudites. Raph.
- Crudites.

- Theatre two.

- [Raph] When you say theatre-

- [Jessica] Are you spelling it

like the British word?
- You mean theater, correct?

- I think that's an R-E instead of an E-R.

You're allowed to spell it.

- Regular.

(Raph laughing)

- [Jessica] She could
be talking about film,

which is on the board!

- You're not a spy for us.
- Theater two?

- [Becca] Theater two.
- I just having a little fun.

I'm putting a little pizazz on it

because I feel like the
opera and film, it was art,

so that's what I was going for.

- [Raph] Okay, opera.

Going opera?

- [Jessica] We should do
film for sure first, right?

Or no, no, no, you right, opera, theater.

- Theater. Theater.

- [Jessica] Girl, I know.

Okay, we one.
- Theater.

Perfect, beautiful.

- [Becca] Well, now that's a fast...

- And then I'm just gonna go film.

Okay, so now we have one more.

- [Jessica] You can do one more.

- [Raph] And I say nut.

- Get the nut.
- [Becca] Nut!

- [Jessica] Get the nut!
- [Becca] He did a nut.

- Sorry. (laughs)

- Give us the nut!

Give us the nut!

- He gave up the nut!

- [Raph] He gave up the nut!

- [Katie] Stop it!
- Lemme check that.

- Get the nut!

- [Katie] Stop it.
- [Becca] This is some speedy

turns y'all.

- Look at all that red on the board.

- [Becca] You've had another turn.

- Okay. It's called
bragging, and it's not right.

(Jessica laughs)
- It's not right.

It's not right.

- Mythology two.

- Hold on, I have to write that down.

- [Becca] Oh, Olympus. Hell, yeah.

- Mythology two.

- [Jess] And Atlantis.

- We have Olympus,
Atlantis, and Loch Ness.

I feel like Loch Ness is
a little more separated

from the other two.

- Mythology, Tao?

Mythology.
- Yes.

- You're telling us that
when we've got Olympus,

we've got Atlantis, and
we've got Loch Ness?

- Loch Ness is more of

- Myth?
- [Becca] Hmm...

- The myth of the Loch Ness Monster.

- Loch Ness is not a myth at all.

- Loch Ness is fact.

- Yeah, Loch Ness we've established.

- So we're doing myth, myth, myth.

Atlantis.
- [Becca] Here's the thing.

Maybe he didn't see Atlantis.

He definitely saw Olympus
because you wanted to touch it

for tennis.
- Yes he did, absolutely,

and I would've been...
- And you would've been...

- Shall we?

Should I get my little fingers in there?

- Get your little fingies up in there.

Wiggle those fingers on over to Olympus.

- [Katie] I feel very confident.

Well done.
- [Becca] Good, we got one.

- [Katie] Well done, well done.

And mythology. Now, Tao?

- [Becca] Mythology.

- I like Atlantis a little bit better.

- Atlantis. Now, there's a mythology.

- Now, there's a mythology
I can get behind.

- We gotta touch it.

Come on.

- We gotta!
- Yes!

(Becca cheering)

- I just wanted to say mythology

because that's Atlantis, that's Olympus,

that's a perfect word.

Nothing's better than that.

Actually, I'm playing kind
of a perfect game right now.

- Now, we have one more,

and we could just guess Loch Ness.

But maybe it's the assassin.
- Just to have fun.

Tao and I go way back, years.

- Years even.

- He said two, not three.

When there's Loch Ness on the board

and he only said two.

- Maybe he's sad he didn't see it.

- Did he not see it?

He's got glasses on, which
makes me think he saw it.

- Well, if we have an extra
one at the end of the game,

and we could win the game if
we just guess something random,

you bet your ass it's gonna be Loch Ness.

- You bet your fucking ass.

- But I think we got it.

- I think we got it,
and I think we're cool.

- [Becca] Yeah. Think of
it as a shot in the dark.

- Let's end this.

- We are done.

- [Jessica] Jess, how many
cards have we all left on red?

- Is it three? Is it three?

- Three.

- [Raph] Yes!
- [Jessica] What?!

- [Katie] How many do we have?

- [Jessica] You could do two.
- We gotta do it all in this.

- If you say two, we can get the last one.

- We gotta do it all.

- [Jessica] Or you say unlimited.

- You know what? This is called cheating.

- What's cheating?
- No, you're fine.

- Oh, okay, nevermind. (laughs)

- That we have such good synergy?

- But do you have any left over?

I think you got 'em all.

- Yeah, no, we got 'em all.
- Stop looking at my notes.

You know they're so good.

- [Becca] So she's gotta give you

a new clue for all three.
- One nut.

- Yes.
- [Becca] Okay. One nut.

- [Katie] Missing one nut.
- [Becca] One nut.

- [Jessica] Missing one nut.
- [Becca] No nut.

- Mythology. I put one question mark

'cause you were about to guess
another one but you didn't.

(Katie groaning)
But you didn't.

I'm keeping track of your
guys' too. Don't worry.

- Thank you.
- [Katie] And actually,

let me take care of my team, okay?

Let me take care of my team.
- That looks like spy notes.

I see Xs, I see arrows.
- Let me take care.

- [Becca] I see a whole-

- [Jessica] There's
music notes right here.

- [Becca] Web of information.

- It says pee-pee poo-poo.

- Stop reading that part.
(Raph and Jessica laugh)

- I wanna see you draw a real spy.

- A spy?
(Jess laughing)

Do it. Come on.

- Highlands two.

- I know nothing about the Highlands.

Highlands two.
- [Becca] Thank god.

- [Jessica] We're talking
about the Highlands?

We're talking about the Highlands?

- Yes. Go ahead.

- No, man. What if that is theirs?

- I don't think it is.

- [Jessica] Right there? Wow.

- [Becca] Thank god, Katie.
- She said two, right?

- Thank god.
- Thank god.

Truly, thank God.

- Well what is your guys' last one?

Now you don't know.

- [Tao] Horseshoe.

- Oh shit, horses.

- Oh, horseshoe.

- And Jess watches a lot of TV,

so I'm trying to think of, if
she's saying the Highlands,

what's she going for?

- I kinda think it's between those two.

- I think it's between those two too.

- Horseshoe and mouse.

- You gotta choose.

- Listen, we don't have time for this.

- Do we wanna say horseshoe?

- I have to go to Dune for dinner.

- But your first instinct was mouse.

- I couldn't read it.
(group laughs)

It was instinct.
- She thought it was mousse!

- I thought it said meese.

- Okay, let's go horseshoe,
let's say horseshoe.

(Jessica gasping)
- [Becca] Got it.

- [Jessica] Should we do our
last one, 'cause they have two?

Or no, they have three.

- [Raph] We don't have another clue.

No, no, no, we gotta save it.
- [Becca] As a neutral party

advise you, you have no other clues.

- We have to save it.

- [Becca] But you can hail Mary.

- But if Tao gives them three

and they get it, then we lose.

- I'll live with that.

We gotta save it.
- [Jessica] Okay.

- How are we gonna win?

- [Jess] You have to get all three.

- We're just that good, Katie.

- That's actually a good point.

I forgot about that.
- And just so you know,

if you say two, I'm just gonna randomly

pick shark at the end.

- Yeah, we're going shark.

- (laughs) Shark Week, baby.
- Shark Week.

Is Shark Week on Dropout yet?

- [Becca] Ooh!

- [Katie] Do they have that?
- Licensable?

- This goes right to Sam, right?

Let's get Shark Week.

- Echo two.

- Echo two. We're
definitely hitting shark.

- [Katie] Echo two, echo two, echo two!

Scream, maybe?
- (whispers) What?

A scream could echo.
- Echo.

- Do sharks echolocate?

- That is dolphins.

(Jess snickering)

- [Becca] I know, but they're similar.

(Jessica laughing)

- Echo.
- Scream in a tube

and it will echo.

- Got an echo chair at home.
- Scream tube.

It's an echo machine.
- [Katie] Scream.

- [Becca] It's not chair.

Tao might have confused
dolphins and sharks.

- Well, we did say we're gonna
hail Mary no matter what.

- [Katie] 'Cause that's
the thing about Tao.

- [Becca] So if we do scream,
and then tube, and then shark,

I think we win.

- Tao.

- We cannot let it get back to them,

'cause they've only got one.

So we have to,
- [Katie] Literally.

- even if we pick the assassin,

just pick something.

- We just have to because that's a thing.

We have to.

I'm going

scream.

No, tube.

Echo?
- [Becca] What is the word?

Tube?
- [Katie] Echo.

- Echos back to you.

Echos, the sound comes back.

(Jess groaning)

- [Katie] That's a good point!

This word means nothing to me anymore.

- Should we hit scream?

- Scream.
- 'Cause if we don't get that.

- [Katie] Yeah. Then we're done.

- [Becca] We're totally effed.

- Let's at least get scream, Jesus Christ.

- Okay, echo. We got scream.

- Echo.

It's either two words back.

I know it to be true.

It's not mouse. Fuck you, mouse.

Okay, go back, go back, go back.

- [Jessica] Baby got it.

- Baby got back.

(Becca and Katie exclaiming)

Okay, now we have to hail Mary.

- And now we have one more, our hail Mary.

- Do you think it's tube,

or would he said echo three if it was tube

and we should just go
absolute shot in the dark?

'Cause we have to at least try,

because they only have one more.

- Exactly. So here's the thing,

it's a lose-lose situation.

- [Raph] Oh, is it?
- It could be a win-win?

(indistinct crosstalk)

- It's a lose-lose situation.

- Hello?

It's the sound of us
not having enough clues

to win the game. (laughs)

- Are we going shark
'cause we love sharks?

- I did say it, but it does feel like

the perfect assassin word. I don't know.

Here, let's do like a seance.
- What?

- Which feels warm?
- [Katie] Okay, hold on.

- [Becca] Yeah, together.

- Am I?

- Wait, it's spelling something!

(Raph laughing)

- I'm your planchette.

- That's crazy.

Your hands are shaking over engine.

- [Jess] Katie, not
with your injured thumb.

- And zoom in on this bad boy.

- Let's go engine, let's go engine.

- All right.

- Absolutely no reason.
- [Jessica] Click it.

- [Becca] She did it.

- (screaming) I thought we had it!

Okay. Maybe they won't get it.

Maybe they won't get it.

- [Raph] Okay, Let's go.

- This one kinda looks like me.

- [Jessica] No, it doesn't have red hair.

- [Becca] Not today.
- Not spy Jess.

Yeah, regular Jess.
- Regular Jess.

- That's undercover Jess.

- Deal one.

- [Raph] Deal one.

Gotta be contract, baby.

Boom!

- [Becca] Did they get it?
- Hit!

- Did they get it?
- [Raph] Do it.

- [Becca] Yeah.

(group exclaiming)

- [Becca] What was it, Tao?

- Scientist.
- Scientist!

- You guys weren't gonna get it anyways.

- [Raph] Tube. I was hoping that...

Oh my god.

- I wanted them to pick tube so bad.

I kept being like...

- Somehow it just seemed
like the wrong choice.

- Wait, I loved it.

(crosstalk)

- Like, I know it has to be that one.

- Yeah, this is good, but I...

- Echo was a good clue.

- I could not think of a, that was hard.

- [Katie] We did an incredible job.

- That was a strong round for both of us.

- Hell yeah.

- We're pregnant.
- We're pregnant.

Hi, we're pregnant.
- Congratulations.

Everyone here is now pregnant.

- Yes!

- I didn't want this.
- [Becca] Katie.

- Yeah?
- It's a tie,

so I guess we'll never hear

your sad, sad story.
- Sorry!

- Does anybody else have anything sad

they wanna share before we end the show?

- Never.

- I didn't really like that sandwich,

but that's not sad.

(group laughing)

- I think I'm gonna end it happy.

I loved playing this with all of you.

Thank you so much for
coming to the Parlor Room.

- Oh, wait, why am I talking?

- I don't know,

but we'll see you next
time on Parlor Room,

where strategy meets shenanigans.

Bye-bye.
- Bye.

- [Producer] Can you
tell us the sad story?

- No. It actually is too sad.

I don't think you should hear it.

- [Producer] Are you sure
it's really that sad?

- It is legit sad in a not funny way.

It's a sad, sad story.

- [Producer] Maybe you could
just tell us some of it

and we can decide.

- You really don't wanna hear this story,

let me just say, you really don't.

- [Producer] I think the audience
wants to know your story.

- Ugh.

Should I do it for real? Okay.

The last time I saw my father alive.

(tranquil somber music)

(uplifting music)

(uplifting music continues)

(uplifting music continues)

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