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THE DOG WHO LOVED TRAINS

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It's hot as hell. -How do you think we feel? We slave all day and you

won't even let us open a window. How can we cool ourselves?

You donlt care about us!

You can't. -Just a little bit. -Not even a little.

Close it.

And this... Is this allowed?

A cool breeze is blowing over the fields...

- Button up! - Don't look if it bothers you. Button up! You hear me?

We all know each other here. We got to cool down.

Sit down!.

Cover up those tits or there will be trouble! Quickly!

Don't make me go hard on you!

Bring it on! Bring it on!

- Bring it on! Bring it on! - Sit down! Stop it!

Mika! Wait!

Mika! Wait for me!

Wait!

Mika! Come with me to Bosnia.

Get lost! Stop following me!

Mika, wait!

Uncle. I need to leave.

Dad, Bata is leaving.

- A bucket! -What did he say? -He wants a bucket. -Bucket of water, you cow.

Why don't you stay with us. -I have to look for Ding.

What about work? -I'll look for something in town.

- So, your mind's made up. - Yes.

Over my head! -Dad, it's cold. - Great!

Come on, drench me! Quikly!

Those bastards in the mine got me drunk last night.

- How long have I been asleep?. - From dawn. You'll be late for the market.

What fool talked me into growing mushrooms?

Serbs and champignons. -Good bye uncle. -Wait a minute.

Serbs need meat and onions, oninons, not champignons.

I packed this for you. -Thank you.

- If you happen to see Ding... - I'll look after him.

Drop me at the market one last time, will you?

Come on.

Stop! Pull over here!

Hey! What's going on?

They are after some female convicts, who escaped from the train.

How many? -Two. -Not true, At least twenty.

All women? -All of them. Yeah. Cops are after them.

-That's not police business. They should let us chase them.

Oh, what a chase would that be.

I'd handle five or six, no bother!

Motherfuckers! They always give you tight knickers in prison.

I have a pal at the railroad station in Bosnia.

He sells doughnuts. He'll take me in.

I'll cook doughnuts and live like a queen.

Believe me, I'll live for a hundred years!

Mika, I can find something for you if you like. -Shut up, will you?

Where will you go? -In Paris.

Mika, we're done for! -Fuck off!

Hey stunt man. There is no show today? -No.

And why? -Toothache. And you call yourself Old Shatterhand?.

What sort of a mine has no dentist?

-We are healthy. These are real teeth, look.

So long then. -Bye.

Excuse me, I missed my bus. Could you give me a lift?

- You got something for a toothache?. - No. Goddamn mine has no dentist!

He ran away in Switzerland. Get in.

Been hurting for 2 days. It's driving me nuts.

You're from around here? -No. Then what you doing round these parts?.

- Looking for a job. - Here? Oh, come on!

- What do you do? -l'm a waitress.

That's what I thought. I know people the moment I see 'em.

Radio Buyanovatz. And here's the news summary...

They're after women convicts. That's all they're talking about.

It looks like one of them manage to escape. But the'll catch her, for sure.

If she's smart, she don't have to hide at all.

You're safest when you mix in with the crowd.

So, it's like that. You're looking for a job.

Something will come up, you'll find it.

Truth is, we don't know each other but everything is perfectly clear between us.

Everything! - What's clear? -You are just what I need.

I have a donkey and three expertly trained horses.

And I'm better than that guy in "HIGH NOON".

I just need tits. I don't have tits, breasts, curves.

Maybe... you could announce my act. -I could. - Eh? -I could.

It's not that hard. Sequences, scenes, magnetophone.

A professional TV director wrote them for me.

I need one guy for a stable. Fact is, I could use five employees.

But where am I gonna find them? Nobody wants to work. I have to do it all myself.

You'd be perfect for me.

What did you say his name was?. -Ding. -That's right, Ding.

Yes, yes. I remember. I read about him in the railway paper.

Your father taught him to jump on and off trains.

And this little boy is you? -I am. -So how can I help you?

My dad died last year.

What? -He was crushed by a train.

The railway took responsibility for me. They put me in a foster home.

I can't hear you!

I'm looking for that dog now.

When I went to the home, they locked him up for attacking people.

My uncle told me that he got out and

jumped on the first train, looking for me.

I don't understand what you want from me? -Have you seen him? -Who?

Ding, in any of the trains passing by?

I knew your father, and that other thing, I don't know.

Hey, you want an apple?

You made a wise decision. It's going to be "very nice" for you.

I worked on a bunch of films, but there's no more bread

for stunt men in the movies.

The dough's in live shows now. Not movies.

I'll be straight with you. I don't mind. -What? -That you're on the run.

Don't know what youlre talking about. -Stop pretending.

Still got that toothache? -Yes.

Put this on and nobody will recognize you.

The best hiding place is right in front of everybody. Take it!

That's been proved many times over.

How come you ended up in prison?

Was it love? Money?. Someone double-crossed you? -Yep.

Yep, what? -The third one.

- What was your game? - Smuggling. I wanted to make some extra money.

I didn't hear you. - I wanted to make some money.

- Get far?. -No. They started running drugs.

And? -You ask too many questions. And what?

I didn't want to do it. You can get ten years for that.

They're all barbarians! Let me ask you something.

With a face and figure like yours, how come you never got

into "show business"? -Who says I haven't? -So, you tried?

They didn't snatch you up? -Snatch me up?. They're all crooks and bastards.

All they want is to screw you and rip you off.

I had other plans.

Paris. -What would you do there? -Certainly not wash the dishes.

I have a place to go there. -Then why didn't you go? -I will.

You shouldn't trust anyone.

All my life they've been trying to bleed me dry.

But I won't let them. If I break my neck, it'll be for my own sake,

not for some German or spaghetti western.

Why shouldn't our people have their own cowboy?.

- Would you like... -What? -A ride? Nah. I'm tired. Eh? I'm tired.

Come on. The owner is a friend of mine, we work together.

Come on.

Rodeo, rodeo! The great rodeo! The famous stunt man, Rodolyub Rodney Alexich

offers you the chance to see him today at the town soccer field at 5 p.m.

A dream come true! You've seen it in the movies!

Right before your very eyes! The man from the movies is here.

Rodeo, rodeo! The great rodeo!

Today at the town soccer field at 5 p.m. Rodolyub Rodney Alexich,

hero of the prairies, in person! Kirk Douglas, Lex Barker and

Stewart Granger's personal stunt double.

The hero of over fifty movies will demonstrate feats

that will remain etched in your hearts.

Riding a mustang!

Falling at full gallop! Riding three horses!

And wrestling with a mad donkey!

Rodeo, rodeo! The great rodeo!

Scenes from "Wiananetou", "Old Shnatterhaand",

"Treasure of Silver Lake", "Buffalo's Hide",

"Take it or Leave it" and "A Fistfull of Dollars"!

If you don't have the stomach for such breathtaking scenes,

then stay at home!

But those who seek excitement and have the courage,

can watch the live show today at 5 p.m.

Rodeo, Rodeo! The great rodeo!

The famous stunt man, Rodolyub Rodney Alexich!

Here's your chance to see him today at the town soccer field at 5 p.m.

Until now only in a dream, only in the movies.

But today it's real! Before your very eyes!

The famous stunt man and actor Rodolyub Rodney Alexich,

the man from the movies is here in person for the first time.

Rodeo, rodeo!

The great rodeo!

And now, may I have... your attention, please!

You are looking at the man from the prairies, in the flesh!

Come to your soccer field today and you'll see scenes from over 50 movies.

Double whiskey! - We only have homemade whiskey. - You drink that!

Do you have water? -Yes. -Homemade? Yes. -So, give me a brandy.

Perhaps some of you would like to work with me?.

I pay a hundred dinars per hour.

I repeat,would someone like to work with me?. -I would.

Get up and come with me. - I have a motorbike. - Fuck motorbikes.

This is your town? -No, but I'm from around here.

What can you do? Do you have a job? Got any skills?

I'm supposed to be getting a pension. -Congratulations. So young and retired already?

The youth of today. Any excuse to avoid hard work.

No, my dad died. I'm getting his pension. I inherited the motorbike from him, too.

I'd like very much to work with you. -But what can you do?

Do you have any skills?

I was learning to be a plumber. -I need plumbing like a hole in the head.

I'm also interested in motorbikes. -Can you do some tricks on the bike?

No. -You got any skills at all? -I do, I do.

Such as?

It's clogged.. -Your only skill and it's clogged up?

It's got dirt in it. -You don't understand psychology.

If you want to take people's money, you have to do everything better than they can.

Do you see ordinary people in the movies? No.

I'm from the movies? Yes.

So I can take as much money as I want from people.

Hold it!

Did I scare you?

That's psychology.

The psychology of the masses. People like skill, nobody gives

a flying fuck about plumbing. Where's the spectacle? Pipes, water, shit...

Now look at this: complete outfit plus horses.

And a brain like a Mercedes diesel.

Put one here. "Big" format.

Do you travel a lot? - Of course. That's my job.

- What's this? - Maybe you've seen him? - A dog? - Yes.

I don't remember people, let alone dogs.

Enough for today. The best advert is a live advert.

Feed this kid. He helped me put up the posters.

You know what he's doing?

He's going around looking for some lost dog.

When did you lose it? How long ago? -A year ago.

That's love.

That's like Romeo and Juliet.

If you want to eat, wash up first.

Here. Eggs.

He has some photos. Show her. Maybe she's seen it.

Help him, will you? The man is a plumbing artist.

Go on, show her.

Never saw him.

Come on, don't be so stiff! Where's that harp?

Come on, play a little. You know I'm Cowboy Jimmy? Come on, play!

I ride across mountain. prairie and wilderness

Cowboy Jimmy. That's me.

I eat bacon by the ton drink whiskey by the gallon

I chase girls all night. but they won't...

But while I'm drinkin' and eatin', my wife goes out cheatin'

Say... Why do you need that story? -What story?

The one about going around looking for a dog.

I need to find him.

You're looking for a dog, but the truth is... you're a thief, right?

You want to rob him? You smell money.

Who are you, anyway?

Where do you live?

I was in a foster home.

When dad died, uncle put me there.

How 'bout your mother?

They broke up years ago.

Give me your coat, I'll wash it.

Your T-shirt, too.

From the moment I came back I started looking for him.

For who? -Ding. -Who's Ding?

Ding. My Ding. -Oh, the mutt?

He's not a mutt. He's a smart dog.

If he's so smart, how come he got lost?

He didn't.. When they put me in the home,

he jumped on a first train, looking for me.

- How'd he do that?. -I told you he was smart. My dad taught him.

He'd jump on first,then Ding would follow. Then I jumped on...

One time... -All right. Come here.

Put your head down.

More, more.

Wait...

Bath regularly in future.

My gun.

See, this will be your job. To help me get dressed.

And to be around the horses.

Since you have a motorbike, you can go around, putting up posters.

And along the way, you might even find your dog.

And now, the devotion of a best friend is put to the test.

Will Rodney manage to save Green Billy, who's been hung

by the Arizona City sheriff and his posse?

Green Billy is still showing signs of life. But how long can he last?

Where is Rodney? A few more seconds and it'll be too late.

Here he comes! What will he do? Will he make it in time?

But what's happening? Rodney is turning around. It's not Green Billy!

It's Gonzales, the notorious killer, rightfully hanged!

For heaven's sake, what now?! Let the bastard hang, he deserves it!

Now Rodney is going in Arizona City to save Green Billy who's still locked up there.

But he needs another horse. So now watch...

how Rodney catches a wild mustang and tames it.

The great rodeo!

The great rodeo!

You're looking at scenes from over 50 movies and co-productions.

Here is his loyal donkey, who serves him to relieve

the fall if he fall off the horse by accident.

And now, watch the fight between man and donkey.

Who is stronger? Who will prevail?

What history thaught us?

After all this travail Rodney will lay down and take a rest.

Here's cigarete.

Can I have a light?

Great rodeo!

- What's wrong, kid? - It won't start. Welll tow it.

Feed the horses.

Keep an eye on the truck. - I need to fix the bike. - All right.

We'll rent a room and rest a while.

Hello, colleague.

- Hello, Rodney. - Number 6, please. -The usual? There you go.

Thanks.

Wait for me in the room. I'll go get some drinks.

What'll we do now? Did you see the cop today? -No. -At the rodeo...

Know what they say? Anyone hiding her will be arrested too.

Stop it! Turn it off!

Listen...

Come get me in room 6 and pretend you need me...

for the horses. Give me an hour and a half. Plenty of time for a farewell fuck.

- Mika! He's gonna turn you in. -What? - He told me so. - Go away!

Why are you getting dressed? -I'm cold.

I'll warm you up.

Go take a shower first. -I'll even put perfume on if I have to.

Sleep well?

You know how I slept? Like a log.

Have some.

You like tomatoes? -Say, where did you get this stuff?

In the village, 3 kilometers away.. -You didn't tell anyone I was here? -No.

Give me that water.

Come on, pour. Pour!

More. Do it properly. Why are you so tense?

Some place you've got here!

You know what it should be called? Shit mansion.

Come on!

My dad built a "palace" like this one too.

You still a virgin? -What?

A girl spends the night with you and you do... nothing.

Get over here.

Put that down. Sit.

Do you know how to kiss?

You mean, for real? -Well, yes.

And now the devotion of a best friend is put to the test.

Can you give me a lift? -Where to? -Belgrade.

Mom, say one, two, three!

Come on, Mom!

My baby! -Hello. Just came to pick up a few things.

Get out! You disgraced my honor.

Some honor! You couldn't buy yourself a suit for fifteen years.

You tell me about honor.

I won't hear another word! -Don't bug me, I won't bug you.

You're never to come to this house again. -I'll go in five minutes.

Out, I say!

I'll call the police. -Call them.

I said l'll call the police. Get out! -You can't even do that.

Milovan.

What the fuck is this? -We sell them at the marketplace. Daddy makes them.

Doesn't my brother send money? -Rarely. He got married. -When?

Two months ago. Does he still have the same address in Paris?

Yes. -I'll look him up as soon as I get there.

- Don't disgrace us.- Come on... - Get an honest job. - Come on. Don't worry.

Prison changed me. I see everything clearly now.

No one's going to catch me ever again.

Bye. I'll be in touch. -Bye.

Cana. Cana, open up.

It's not about the trial. I just need to ask you something! Cana!

Bygones are bygones! Open up, Cana!

Please, just tell me where I can find Zuti.

I'll wait for you!

Right here, Mika!

Excuse me, does Radovan Zutovich live here? -Straight ahead.

Zule!

What is it? What happened? -Shot in the lungs. -How? Who?

The Greeks? -No, the lranians. Abdullah and the bald guy, you know them.

I knew it.

They took the money,the car, all the coke. Peeled me to the bone.

I warned you. -I'm alive. Fuck everything else.

Mud from the mineral baths saved me. Otherwise yould be talking to a corpse.

- Can I get you anything?. - No.

Shut up!

Cops have been here twice. You should clear out. -I need a passport.

From me? In my condition? -Well, who else can I turn to?

My bastard witnesses, each of them added two months to my sentence.

If I ever find out who turned me in...

And me? l'm as good as dead. Since it happened, everyone's

avoiding me like the plague. I have not a penny. You all used to live off me.

Is anyone still working? -No, only the nobodies.

There are no more real men. You and me, we were the best, huh?.

Maybe I shouldn't have gone off. You wouldn't listen.

You know how it is. I've always wanted to make enough to join my brother in Paris.

You're nothing without dough there. Get me a passport.

Loyanica can do it, for a price. -I know, But he'd turn me in.

You could persuade him. -Me? What can I use to persuade him?

I have money.

Here. -How much do you have there? -About four grand.

I'll try, but what about your traveling expenses? I'll manage somehow. What choice do I have?

- When should I come back? - Tomorrow.

Wait, better tonight. After seven.

You won't be sorry! I'll get you anything you want from Paris.

Get me a shovel.

You'll make it, Zule. You have nine lives. Bye.

What are you doing here? -Waiting. - Waiting, eh?

Clear off. You're scaring my customers away.

What? -Sleeping with your mouth open like a corpse.

Looking for Zuti? -Yes.

He said you're to wait for him up in his room. Here's the key.

Go home. - I wanna finish this. - You're cramping my style man. - What?

You're in my way. Zuti set me up with this girl, for the money I lent him.

How am I in your way? -Okay, you can stand guard.

Okay. -Here.

Listen...Zuti will be a little late. He just called.

- Got a smoke?. - No.

Lay off, Zuti will kill you. Get away!

Idiot! Stop her!

Take her to the garage! The garage, stupid!

Let me go, motherfuckers!

Grab her by the hands!

Get away!

Nice hair you've got.

Let me go!

Mika, what happened?

We'll go to my house -Shut up, you damn fool!

I'll do everything.

Mika, let me help you. -No, I can manage.

Let me go, let me go.

Turn it off.

Go away.

What?

What are you looking at? Take a hike.

Just go!

What have we here? Who shall I start with?

- Don't touch her, please! - Why not? -She's sick... -Sick, are you?

Looks like somebody collected his debt before I could.

Paris is crying to see you.

Where's the money?. Talk!

Where's the money?. Where is it, tell me!

What's the matter?. Your lover had a stroke?

So long, nobodies!

I wouldn't soil my hands with you. But you won't forget me.

Who let him in? How the hell did he get in?

- Did he see you?. - He appeared all of a sudden. -He's going to turn me in..

Look what he's doing.

Run! Run, I said!

Where does this train go?

We'll be at my house in an hour.

How do you know? -I used to travel this line with my Dad.

You know...

Once when we were traveling during the winter,

my dad brought a stove. Ding liked that.

And once we were traveling during the summer and... -Get away! Sit over there!

You've brought me nothing but bad luck.

Mika! -Stop following me, you're a jinx! -Nobody's after us.

Mika!

Look out, kid!