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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,576 --> 00:00:04,177 Previously on Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:04,178 --> 00:00:05,701 [sighs] What'd Missy do now? 3 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:07,398 I came home from church early 4 00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:09,792 and found your sister in her bedroom 5 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,011 with a boy. 6 00:00:11,012 --> 00:00:12,098 Were they doing it? 7 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:13,404 They were trying. 8 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:14,797 What's that mean? 9 00:00:14,798 --> 00:00:15,971 There were pants on the floor, 10 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:17,052 that is all I'm saying. 11 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:18,154 So, what'd you do? 12 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:19,541 What do you think I did? 13 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:22,283 I took off my shoe and I hit him with it. 14 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:31,509 Hey, it's your mom. She sounds mad. 15 00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:33,468 [groans softly] Probably Missy. 16 00:00:33,469 --> 00:00:34,642 Hello. 17 00:00:34,643 --> 00:00:36,819 I am so upset with your sister. 18 00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:38,995 - Missy. - Mm. 19 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:40,257 What'd she do now? 20 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:42,607 I found condoms in her room. 21 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:44,479 - What? - It is worse. 22 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:46,263 The box isn't full. 23 00:00:46,264 --> 00:00:48,047 - What's happening? - Well, did you talk to her? 24 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,397 She is at school. 25 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:51,051 - Who's the boy? - What boy? 26 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:53,051 My mom found condoms in Missy's room. 27 00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:54,880 Yikes. 28 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:57,448 I don't know who he is. 29 00:00:57,449 --> 00:00:59,536 - Well, what are you gonna do? - Ground her, 30 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:01,713 kill her, I haven't decided. 31 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,325 How about this? You ground her, I'll kill him. 32 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:06,066 Deal. 33 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:07,502 - Give me. - Why? 34 00:01:07,503 --> 00:01:08,502 I think I can help. 35 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:09,634 [sighs] 36 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:14,204 Hey, Mary. Uh, if you're okay with it, I can talk to her. 37 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:16,163 - Why? - Well, she trusts me. 38 00:01:16,164 --> 00:01:17,989 Maybe I can find out what's going on. 39 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:19,253 I know what's going on. 40 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:21,957 There's a three-pack of condoms and only two left. 41 00:01:21,958 --> 00:01:24,996 Well, that could mean a lot of things. [chuckles] 42 00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:26,521 Like? 43 00:01:26,608 --> 00:01:27,658 Like... 44 00:01:27,659 --> 00:01:30,001 Let me talk to her and get back to you. 45 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:32,353 Okay. Thanks. 46 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:36,879 I cannot believe this. 47 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:38,879 Well, at least she was being careful. 48 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:40,658 Careful is keeping your pants on. 49 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:43,103 She's a teenager. 50 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,581 It's gonna happen sooner or later. 51 00:01:44,582 --> 00:01:46,541 Later. I love later. 52 00:01:46,542 --> 00:01:49,673 A-And when you talk to her, get the name of this guy. 53 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:52,503 And where he lives. And if he's bigger than me. 54 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:55,811 Okay, one step at a time. 55 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,900 Where did she even get condoms? 56 00:01:57,987 --> 00:01:59,771 Drugstore, I guess. 57 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:03,340 Really? I never had the courage to buy them at a drugstore. 58 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:06,256 Which is why I had to buy a pregnancy test. 59 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:09,259 Why was she snooping in my room? 60 00:02:09,260 --> 00:02:10,955 More importantly, you cannot tell her 61 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:12,349 I gave them to you. 62 00:02:13,785 --> 00:02:15,787 ? ? 63 00:02:34,806 --> 00:02:36,199 [coos] 64 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,466 She's gonna kill me. 65 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:44,207 Probably. 66 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:45,600 What do I do? 67 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:48,124 Well, she doesn't know you did anything. 68 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,387 She knows there's a condom missing. 69 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:54,478 Right, so I guess that means you... 70 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:56,045 Yeah. 71 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,917 So, how'd it go? 72 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:01,181 Over so fast I'm not sure it counted. 73 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:03,966 Yeah. Get used to that. 74 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:07,143 [sighs] I'm dead. 75 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,264 Well, I think we have two options here: 76 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:12,192 we come clean and we hope she understands or... 77 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,845 we lie our asses off. 78 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:16,021 That one. Asses. 79 00:03:16,108 --> 00:03:18,154 Okay, I'll tell your mom 80 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:20,417 that you stole them from the drugstore. 81 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:22,376 - Why? - Well, shoplifting, 82 00:03:22,377 --> 00:03:24,072 it's a distraction, like pleading guilty 83 00:03:24,073 --> 00:03:25,466 to a lesser offense. 84 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:27,511 - Smart. - Mm-hmm, and you were curious 85 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:29,818 how they worked, so you took one out 86 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,733 and you put it on a banana. 87 00:03:31,863 --> 00:03:33,256 A banana? 88 00:03:33,257 --> 00:03:35,344 A cucumber, a carrot, it doesn't matter. 89 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:37,782 What matters is you weren't having sex. 90 00:03:37,783 --> 00:03:38,869 - Right. - Mm-hmm. 91 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,045 Thank you. 92 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:41,786 I got your back. 93 00:03:41,787 --> 00:03:44,745 Someday I hope I can do this kind of thing for CeeCee. 94 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,269 What is wrong with you? No! 95 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:57,237 If you don't need anything else, I'm-a head out. 96 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:58,760 Already? 97 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,120 I work part-time for free. I leave when I want. 98 00:04:01,121 --> 00:04:04,025 Hey, can I ask you a personal question? 99 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:05,245 Sure. 100 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,724 When Mandy was a teenager, 101 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:08,813 how did you keep boys away from her? 102 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,554 Your daughter craps in a diaper. 103 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:12,975 That ought to take care of the boys for a while. 104 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,429 No, it's my sister. 105 00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:17,735 With my dad gone, she's my responsibility. 106 00:04:17,866 --> 00:04:19,694 Yeah, I get that. 107 00:04:19,695 --> 00:04:23,392 Well, when the fellas used to come around to see Mandy, 108 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:27,658 I'd shake their hands so hard I could see tears in their eyes. 109 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:30,748 I think I missed my window to scare the boy off. 110 00:04:30,835 --> 00:04:33,708 Oh, well, in that case, I find living in denial 111 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:36,188 to be an excellent coping strategy. 112 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,716 So, stick my head in the sand? 113 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:39,191 Oh, yeah. Deep as you can go. 114 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:43,065 - I-I don't think I can do that. - You sure? 115 00:04:43,066 --> 00:04:45,066 It got me through finding out that my daughter got knocked up 116 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:46,507 by some dumbass 17-year-old. 117 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:49,506 But now you love me, right? 118 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:52,916 Shake my hand, let me show you how much. 119 00:04:54,223 --> 00:04:58,775 You know I don't like gossip, but there's a nasty rumor 120 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:01,125 going around about one of our younger parishioners. 121 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:02,432 Oh. Really? 122 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:04,260 Um, anyone I know? 123 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:06,262 Actually, yes. 124 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:07,785 Mark Delfino. 125 00:05:09,091 --> 00:05:12,041 Word on the street is, he's selling marijuana cigarettes. 126 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:14,367 Everybody knows that. He's a terrible child. 127 00:05:14,875 --> 00:05:16,750 Oh, you're here. 128 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:18,230 Hey. 129 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:20,842 Hey, Mandy. What brings you by? 130 00:05:20,843 --> 00:05:23,322 She doesn't need a reason to visit her mother-in-law. 131 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,279 JEFF [laughs]: That's nice. 132 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,660 How's little CeeCee doing? 133 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:27,327 I bet she's gabbing up a storm. 134 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:29,241 Oh, yeah, she is a real chatterbox. 135 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:31,200 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 136 00:05:31,201 --> 00:05:34,811 - What have you got? - Okay, it's not as bad as you think. 137 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:35,900 There was no sex. 138 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:37,815 Oh, thank the Lord. 139 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,252 Wait. 140 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:43,560 Why, then, was there a condom missing? 141 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:46,041 [chuckles]: Oh, well... 142 00:05:46,042 --> 00:05:47,128 You're gonna laugh. 143 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:48,696 Um, she was curious, 144 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:52,352 so she took one out and she put it on a banana. 145 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:55,180 That's what she told you? 146 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:57,226 Yeah. 147 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,408 And you believed it? 148 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:00,751 You don't? 149 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:04,364 No. That is the stupidest story I've ever heard. 150 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:07,715 No, it's a good story. It's very plausible. 151 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:11,066 Oh, and she stole them from the drugstore. 152 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:12,589 Well, that part I buy. 153 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:15,375 What are you gonna do? 154 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:17,464 [exhales] 155 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:20,336 I am gonna put the fear of God into that girl 156 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,033 is what I'm gonna do. 157 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:24,253 Well, what exactly does that entail? 158 00:06:24,254 --> 00:06:26,385 Well, for starters, I'm gonna ground her, 159 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,605 take her door off her bedroom. 160 00:06:28,606 --> 00:06:30,650 - That should do it. - Then I'm gonna sit her in front of the TV 161 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:32,701 and make her watch videos of childbirth. 162 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:36,570 Try and find some big-headed babies. 163 00:06:36,599 --> 00:06:40,224 Wow. You've really thought about this. 164 00:06:40,225 --> 00:06:43,664 Every day for 16 years. 165 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,844 Oh, CeeCee's getting cuter by the day. 166 00:06:49,845 --> 00:06:51,192 You know, when she was born, 167 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:53,108 she was bald and chunky like Jim, 168 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:54,979 but now she's all me. 169 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,766 Hey, Mom, need the phone. 170 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:01,203 Oh, in a minute. I'm talking to your Aunt Louise. 171 00:07:01,204 --> 00:07:02,116 Okay, but this is important. 172 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:03,901 Well, so is this. 173 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:05,337 It's Amanda. 174 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,818 Aunt Louise says hi. 175 00:07:07,819 --> 00:07:09,776 Oh, let me talk to her. [laughs softly] 176 00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:11,212 Hi, Aunt Louise. Bye, Aunt Louise. 177 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,301 Amanda. 178 00:07:12,302 --> 00:07:13,432 Yes, I know, I'm terrible. 179 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,695 I'll be right back. 180 00:07:15,965 --> 00:07:18,654 - MISSY [over phone]: Hello. - Hey. 181 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:20,090 She didn't believe the banana story, 182 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:22,920 which is crazy, 'cause it's so good. 183 00:07:22,921 --> 00:07:24,921 MARY: Melissa Cooper, where are you? 184 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:26,732 - I got to go. - Oh, but she did believe 185 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,360 you stole it, so run with that. 186 00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:32,539 [exhales] 187 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:35,019 What was that all about? 188 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:36,804 Oh, I'd rather not say. 189 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,283 Amanda. 190 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,677 Missy got caught shoplifting. 191 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,549 I believe it. 192 00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:45,289 Who is the boy? 193 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:46,683 There is no boy. 194 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:48,642 - Was that him on the phone? - No. 195 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:51,296 You had better start explaining yourself. 196 00:07:51,297 --> 00:07:53,689 Why? You're just gonna tell me I'm going to hell. 197 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:56,214 Well, sex before marriage is a sin. 198 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:57,395 You did it. 199 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,391 And God punished me 200 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,176 with a disrespectful daughter. 201 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:02,917 I'm not talking about this. 202 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:04,875 But you'll talk to Mandy? 203 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:07,225 Yes. She listens and doesn't lecture me. 204 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:11,491 Did she know about this? 205 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:15,712 Pass the salt. 206 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:18,280 Hello? 207 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:19,977 - Huh? - Salt. 208 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:21,762 Oh. Sorry. 209 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,982 You okay? 210 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:27,594 Yeah. Fine. 211 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:30,553 Here's some good news: I may buy a trombone. 212 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:32,729 How is that good news? 213 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,514 I don't own one and now I might. 214 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:36,080 Anyone else lost? 215 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:38,779 [phone ringing] 216 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,003 I'll get it. 217 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:42,696 Hello? 218 00:08:42,697 --> 00:08:44,305 She's headed your way and she's pissed. 219 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:45,568 Hang on. 220 00:08:45,569 --> 00:08:48,962 - What did you tell her? - [doorbell rings] 221 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:49,919 I'll get it. 222 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,400 Hey. 223 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,281 We're eating dinner. Don't be rude. 224 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:55,752 You're on the phone. 225 00:08:57,406 --> 00:09:00,540 I thought my trombone news would've made a bigger splash. 226 00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:04,979 Where is your lying wife? 227 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,836 Can you come back later? We're having dinner. 228 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:16,468 Mary, I know you're mad... 229 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:20,690 Oh, I am way past mad. I am ticked. 230 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:22,997 About what? 231 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:26,696 You don't know about this one giving your sister condoms? 232 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,176 What? 233 00:09:28,177 --> 00:09:29,959 How could you do that? She's just a kid. 234 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,710 Should we give them some privacy? 235 00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,442 - Shut up. - No. 236 00:09:33,443 --> 00:09:35,486 What were you thinking? 237 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:36,270 MARY: She was thinking 238 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:37,664 that it was her place 239 00:09:37,665 --> 00:09:39,186 to make decisions about my daughter. 240 00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:41,189 Hey, she came to me. 241 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,756 Uh, then you lied about it? 242 00:09:42,757 --> 00:09:45,192 Only because I didn't want to get her in trouble. 243 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:46,847 Or get me in trouble. 244 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:50,459 You stay away from Missy. 245 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,550 [exhales] Wow. 246 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:56,421 I've never seen her so upset. 247 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,423 She ain't the only one. 248 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,124 - Whoa. - I'm with Mary on this. 249 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:04,952 Whoa. 250 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,740 [sighs] 251 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:13,395 Are you avoiding me? 252 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:14,831 I'm trying. 253 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:17,355 Okay, listen. Missy was talking to me 254 00:10:17,356 --> 00:10:19,879 about this guy she's seeing, it was starting to get serious, 255 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,708 so I wanted to make sure she was safe. 256 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:24,362 Did you try telling her not to do it? 257 00:10:24,363 --> 00:10:26,450 [scoffs] If anybody had told you that, would it have worked? 258 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,062 That's different. I'm a guy. 259 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:31,456 So it was okay for you to have sex in high school 260 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:33,197 but not the girls you were with? 261 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,025 Yes. 262 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,245 And I, for one, was disappointed 263 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,508 in their lack of self-control. 264 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:43,033 [chuckles] I'm sure they were disappointed, too. 265 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:46,820 This ain't about me. This is about you keeping secrets. 266 00:10:46,821 --> 00:10:49,430 You honestly want to know about your sister's sex life? 267 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:52,129 No, but I need to. She's my responsibility. 268 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,697 [clicks tongue] Fine. 269 00:10:54,698 --> 00:10:56,176 She's been seeing this guy for a while, 270 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:58,832 she really likes him, they've been fooling around, 271 00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:00,223 mostly over-the-clothes stuff, but you know... 272 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,747 You're right, don't want to hear it. 273 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:04,402 Which is why I was handling it. 274 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,143 She's my responsibility, too. 275 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,406 Well, my mom don't see it that way. 276 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,707 Well, then you need to make her understand. 277 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,933 I ain't taking your side in this. 278 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:15,413 You have no choice. I'm your wife. 279 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,851 So I don't get to decide the side I'm on? 280 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:20,315 No, the side was decided, and the side is mine. 281 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,900 What about the boy? Can I at least kick his ass? 282 00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:25,858 MANDY: Should my brother have kicked your ass? 283 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,904 GEORGIE: Connor? Please. 284 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:32,735 Like I had time to beat up every guy Mandy had sex with. 285 00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:38,479 So, just because I'm married, 286 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,530 I'm supposed to tell my mom she's wrong? 287 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,179 You can't go against your mom. 288 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:43,613 Well, what about my wife? 289 00:11:43,614 --> 00:11:44,746 Dude, you only get one mom. 290 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:47,010 You can have tons of wives. 291 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:48,446 Seriously? 292 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,361 Fine. Two, three, tops. 293 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:53,538 Maybe four. You started young. 294 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:56,367 Since you have none wives, maybe pipe down. 295 00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,283 Well, what would you do? 296 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,242 Rule of thumb, 297 00:12:01,243 --> 00:12:03,112 if you have to pick between two women, 298 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,898 always pick the one you sleep with. 299 00:12:04,899 --> 00:12:07,421 Aw, you can only sleep with one woman? [chuckles] 300 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,032 I sleep with several. 301 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,427 - No, you don't. - I could. 302 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:16,126 So you always side with Mrs. McAllister over your mom? 303 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:17,824 Exactly. 304 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:20,000 You know, I've never met your mom. 305 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,480 Exactly. 306 00:12:22,481 --> 00:12:23,959 Well, I'm not cutting out my mother. 307 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,789 I want her and Mandy to get along. 308 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,139 I really could. 309 00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:33,360 MARY: I have tried so hard 310 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:36,146 to raise Missy with good Christian values. 311 00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,844 Not your fault. Kids these days 312 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,368 are faced with all sorts of temptation. 313 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,586 Tell me about it. 314 00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,647 Just the other day, I saw a music video 315 00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:46,069 about a man who liked big butts. 316 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,549 Oh, Lord. 317 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,681 He was honest about it. 318 00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,597 But it's still very troubling. 319 00:12:52,598 --> 00:12:54,729 And Mandy's not helping, making Missy think 320 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,950 that this kind of behavior's acceptable. 321 00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:59,909 Well, we'll continue to pray on this. 322 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,173 Thank you for listening. 323 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:06,611 God didn't give me these just for holding up sunglasses. 324 00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,750 - Hey, Georgie. - Shh. 325 00:13:14,751 --> 00:13:16,142 I don't want my mom to know I'm here. 326 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:18,319 - What's going on? - Oh, she's mad at Mandy, 327 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,710 I'm caught in the middle, 328 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,712 and I'm hoping you can smooth things out. 329 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:22,931 Won't that put me in the middle? 330 00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,325 Yep. So what's the plan? 331 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:27,067 Well, your mother's unhappy 332 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,007 that Mandy overstepped her bounds. 333 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:31,288 I didn't ask for a recap, I asked for a plan. 334 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,764 I suppose I could sit down with all parties 335 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,033 and open up a line of communication? 336 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,687 Great. Let me know how it goes. 337 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,211 You're one of the parties. 338 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,952 Oh, come on. 339 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,536 Does anyone really think I'll be helpful here? 340 00:13:45,537 --> 00:13:49,088 You're not putting me in a room with three angry women, Georgie. 341 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,139 You're coming. 342 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,664 First of all, I just want to thank everyone 343 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,362 for being here. 344 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,843 In a family, nothing is more important 345 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,365 than honest and open communica... 346 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,498 Oh, just start. 347 00:14:07,499 --> 00:14:10,152 I'll start. I don't want to be here. 348 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,675 Well, you should've thought about that 349 00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,374 before you took your clothes off. 350 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:14,897 Please let me leave. 351 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,203 Suck it up. 352 00:14:16,204 --> 00:14:19,945 You are so lucky your father's not alive, 353 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,817 because this would've killed him. 354 00:14:21,818 --> 00:14:23,949 And you wonder why she doesn't want to talk to you. 355 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,126 - Mandy. - What? She's making it worse. 356 00:14:26,127 --> 00:14:27,909 - No, you're making it worse. - Uh, Georgie, 357 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,477 let's keep it civil. 358 00:14:29,478 --> 00:14:31,304 You're right. I should take a walk around the block and... 359 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,436 Sit. 360 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:37,485 The reason we're here is not to rehash the past. 361 00:14:37,486 --> 00:14:38,789 What's been done is done. 362 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:39,878 It's for y'all to find a way forward 363 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,011 as a loving Christian family. 364 00:14:42,012 --> 00:14:43,664 This isn't fair. Georgie had sex in high school, 365 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:44,971 no one went crazy. 366 00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,791 - Hey. - I was not happy about that, 367 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,713 but at least he married her. 368 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,324 I wasn't talking about Mandy. 369 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,934 Hey. 370 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,067 How did I go so wrong with my children? 371 00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:56,024 Oh, well, if it makes you feel any better, 372 00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:58,375 Sheldon will probably die a virgin. 373 00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,377 That is not true. 374 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,727 When the time is right, he will find a wife 375 00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,512 and have a beautiful family. 376 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,601 Oh, come on, Mom. 377 00:15:06,602 --> 00:15:09,124 Just leave Shelly out of this. 378 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,823 And you stay away from Missy. 379 00:15:11,824 --> 00:15:13,824 It's not her fault. I asked her for help. 380 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:16,045 Yeah, because she couldn't come to you. 381 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,826 Why? Because I have values that you think are a joke? 382 00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:21,615 I don't think they're a joke, I think they're unrealistic. 383 00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:22,965 Teenagers have sex. 384 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:26,403 Excuse me. Most save themselves for marriage. 385 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,101 - Most? - Many. 386 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,190 How many? 387 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,540 The point is, abstinence is cool. 388 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,586 Missy, I hope you understand, 389 00:15:35,587 --> 00:15:37,674 your mother is just trying to keep you safe. 390 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,199 So was I. 391 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,896 I'm talking about her soul. 392 00:15:40,897 --> 00:15:42,810 And I'm talking about her not getting pregnant. 393 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,986 There is only one sure way to not get pregnant. 394 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,771 Being Sheldon's future wife? 395 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,251 That's enough out of you. 396 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,079 Really? You're on Mom's side? 397 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,559 No, I'm... 398 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,256 I'm on Mandy's side. 399 00:15:53,257 --> 00:15:54,430 Is that so? 400 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,693 Seriously? 401 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,782 So, you're okay with your wife 402 00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,002 giving your sister prophylactics? 403 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,226 Yes. 404 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,570 Just to be clear, 405 00:16:02,571 --> 00:16:04,397 that's what old people call condoms, right? 406 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,616 Right. 407 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,183 Then, yeah, I guess I am. 408 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,320 Georgie. 409 00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:09,618 Hey, I don't like the idea 410 00:16:09,619 --> 00:16:10,838 of her doing stuff with boys either. 411 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:13,015 It's not "boys," it's just "boy." 412 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,196 What's his name? 413 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,236 - Nice try. - See? She can't talk to me 414 00:16:16,237 --> 00:16:18,150 'cause I just want to kick this kid's ass, 415 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,065 she can't talk to you 'cause you're just gonna pray at her, 416 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,763 so it's good she's got Mandy. 417 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,721 She can always talk to me. 418 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,854 I'm being serious right now. 419 00:16:25,855 --> 00:16:28,247 So, if you're gonna be mad at Mandy, 420 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,358 then be mad at me, too, 'cause we're a team. 421 00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:31,555 Done. 422 00:16:31,556 --> 00:16:32,599 Can I leave now? 423 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,950 This meeting? Yes. 424 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:38,258 Your room? Not for the next 20 years! 425 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,329 I know we may not have solved everything, 426 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,085 but I think we made some progress. 427 00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:48,833 "Abstinence is cool"? 428 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,670 If you'd ever tried it, you'd know. 429 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:52,794 Whoa. 430 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,839 Mary, that was uncalled for. 431 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,668 But we were all thinking it. 432 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:01,890 [soft moan] 433 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,986 You can't do that here. 434 00:17:10,987 --> 00:17:12,987 I-It's okay, Officer, we're married. 435 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:14,076 Then go home. 436 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:16,557 Sorry, um... 437 00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:19,081 he took my side over his mother's tonight, and... 438 00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,798 I couldn't keep my hands off him. 439 00:17:20,799 --> 00:17:22,736 You took her side? 440 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,782 Yes, ma'am. 441 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,133 Then knock yourselves out. 442 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,535 [trombone playing] 443 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:47,022 In his defense, he did warn us. 444 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,850 Captioning sponsored by CBS 445 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,504 WARNER BROS. 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