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Dosta je. Povucimo se i čekajmo pojačanje.
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Godina je 50. prije Krista.
Rimljani su okupirali cijelu Galiju.
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Ne baš cijelu.
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Selo nepobjedivih Gala još odolijeva.
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-Da.
-Pa, da.
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Život nije lak rimskim legionarima
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u taborima Kugloforum,
Akvarium, Apaurinum i Petibonum.
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Metadata, kažemo li to,
Cezar će nas baciti lavovima.
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Nije cijela Galija okupirana.
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U redu je, gotovo cijela.
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-Ovoliko je blizu do „cijela”.
-„Cijela” i „gotovo cijela” nije isto.
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Gotovo jest, ista stvar.
Što ti znaš? Nisi bila ondje.
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Ondje bi mi bilo bolje.
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Oj, piskarala, što radite?
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-Čekamo vas.
-Julije Cezar je stigao?
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-Na putu je.
-A moj ujak?
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E taj je ovdje.
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Dobro. Čekajte. A ovaj?
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U čemu je razlika između Gala i vepra?
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Ha? Ne? Nitko?
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Jedan je dlakav i kaže…
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A drugi
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je vepar!
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Vepar!
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Ne, samo, znate,
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očekivali biste da kažem da je drugi Gal,
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jer je vepar dlakav i kaže…
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Ali ne.
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U tome je fora!
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Ave Cezar!
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Za tvoj trijumf osmislili smo
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mozaik!
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Mozaik?
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Tako je.
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Odvažno, ali, vjeruj, nosi jasnu poruku.
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Eto ga, dobro protiv zla.
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Pola tvog carskog lica s jedne strane,
a manji Vercingetoriks desno.
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Što želimo poručiti?
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Rim dominira slabima.
Dominator i dominirani.
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I nema suzdržavanja u stilu.
Kršimo pravila.
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Nema više pastelnih, sve crveno.
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Kritike su sjajne.
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Tražio sam moćnu ideju,
a ti smisliš mozaik?
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Kakva je to tupava ideja? Ne.
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Dobro. Drugi prijedlog.
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Dobro, znam, još je mozaik.
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Ali ovo je tvoj trijumf.
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Koja je ovdje priča?
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Cijela je Galija okupirana.
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Da, mama? Što?
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„Cijela Galija okupirana.” Ne.
Selo nepobjedivih Gala odupire…
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Mama, daj. Govorimo o jednom selu.
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-Može „cijela”.
-Da. „Gotovo cijela” je ovako blizu.
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Ne ako ostaje jedno selo.
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-Fastandfuriuse!
-Da?
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Zašto su ti Gali još uvijek Gali?
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Njihov im čarobni napitak
daje nadljudsku snagu.
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-Nemoguće…
-„Nemoguće” je nerimski!
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Želim da puze preda mnom,
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predaju se moći Rima
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jednom zauvijek
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i da poštuju rimski zakon!
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To je možda moguće,
prema galskim zakonima.
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Oprosti, o, Cezare, moja nećakinja
običava govoriti gluposti.
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Šuti i odjeni togu,
ne te barbarske duge gaće.
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Godina je minus pedeseta.
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Pedeseta prije čega?
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O, Cezare, sigurno si čuo
za dvoboj poglavara?
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Za…
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Da, naravno.
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Ako galski poglavar želi okupirati selo,
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izaziva drugog poglavara na dvoboj.
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Pobjednik postaje poglavar obaju plemena.
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Ako galorimski poglavar,
galski poglavar odan Rimu,
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pobijedi poglavara nepobjedivih Gala,
postaje njihov poglavar.
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A Gali postaju Rimljani?
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Galorimljani. Ali, da, Rimljani.
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Ti će barbari biti poraženi i poniženi,
zarobljeni vlastitom tradicijom.
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Zaboravi mozaike!
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Dvoboj poglavara obilježit će moj trijumf!
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Veliki spektakl,
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dok mi se Gali klanjaju u velikom finalu!
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Bit će pod mojom čizmom!
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Obožavam.
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Organizirat ćeš dvoboj, Bigfarma.
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Zovem se Metadata.
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Spakiraj se, sutra odlaziš.
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-Idem u Galiju? Hvala, Cezare.
-Fastandfuriuse, ti si logistika.
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-I on ide?
-Podbacite i bacit ću vas lavovima!
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Životinjama lavovima?
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S grivom?
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Cezar je govorio!
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Ići ću, vidjet ću, pobijedit ću!
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Lijep izraz! Ugravirajmo ga.
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Onda ću se vratiti, prepričat ću vam sve
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i nešto ću prigristi.
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No, ne taj dio.
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ASTERIX I OBELIX: DVOBOJ POGLAVARA
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Djeco moja!
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Rimljani nas ne gnjave već 30 dana.
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Zahvaljujući čarobnom napitku našeg druida
nepobjedivi smo i to ćemo i ostati!
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Živio naš druid!
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Živio Faktorix!
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Hvala, prijatelji.
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Ali…
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Nemamo se čega bojati,
samo neka nam nebo ne padne na glavu.
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Zahvalimo Teutatesu ovom gozbom
i ovim zavjetnim darovima!
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Skladao sam serenadu
za Teutatesa, zove se:
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„Teutatese, tebi dam sve.”
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Teutatese, tebi dam sve
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-Asterixe.
-Da?
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Je li u redu da kažem:
„Ovaj je menhir kao jedinstvo našeg sela,
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čvrsto kao menhir.”
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Da, dobro je.
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Uspoređujem selo s menhirom.
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Da, lijepo.
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-Ali kažeš „menhir” dvaput.
-Znam.
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-Nema tisuću riječi za menhir.
-Znam.
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A da to otpjevaš?
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Ovaj menhir…
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Unijo, niste li ti i Samostalix
kanili ići u Luteciju?
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Jesmo, ali tu su Rimljani, čuvanje kolibe…
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Nikako da odemo.
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Razumijemo.
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Ali sutra napokon krećemo.
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-Ne, Gicko moj?
-Ha?
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-Odlazimo sutra.
-Da.
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-Polako s umakom.
-Što? Odajem počast Teutatesu.
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U Luteciji jedeš povrće.
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Daj, samo je masnoća, ne može nam nauditi.
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Zavjetni darovi!
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Dobro.
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Slutim od koga je ovo.
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-Održi govor, Obelixe!
-Hajde, održi govor!
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„Ovaj menhir.”
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-„Ovaj menhir.”
-Ovaj menhir…
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Glasnije! Ne čujemo!
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Kaže da je menhir kao jedinstvo
našeg sela, čvrst kao stijena!
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To!
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Lijepo rečeno!
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Bravo!
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Hvala, Asterixe.
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Tome služe prijatelji.
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Mortuse!
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Da?
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Mo-mor-tu-tusiću?
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Da, da?
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Mortuse?
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-Ha?
-Mortuse!
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Što je to?
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Pojačanje.
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Pojačanje je tu!
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Upravo ste napadnuti?
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A, ne.
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Samo sinoć…
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Slavili smo 30 dana primirja s Galima.
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Skroz smo se rasklopili.
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Onda dobro da smo došli.
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Doista jest.
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To su fantastične vijesti.
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Tako treba.
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Brbljamo, a ne želim vas zadržavati.
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Ostavit ćemo vas. Idemo. Ave!
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Hej!
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Ne ideš nikamo.
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Idem, preuzimate naše mjesto.
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-Ave!
-Ne.
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Pripremite šatore za moje trupe.
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Slušate naše naredbe.
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Naredbe? Za što?
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Da se riješite tih Gala jednom zauvijek.
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Operacija Dvoboj poglavara počela je.
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-Netko kolje vepra?
-Jao!
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Valjda bard vježba uspavanku.
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Ne, ja sam ovdje.
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Napokon smo trebali u Luteciju,
što radi noć prije?
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Preždere se.
Kao da mu je nebo palo na glavu.
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Ne boli me glava.
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Možda je više ovdje?
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Jao!
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Da, to jest jetra.
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Tko bi rekao da to boli?
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Unija i ja smo te upozorili.
Previše si jeo.
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Tko bi rekao da možeš?
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-Daj mi napitak.
-Napitci ne liječe sve.
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-Tko bi rekao, napitci…
-Dobro.
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Manje jedi ili potraži pomoć.
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-Faktorix je predložio da odeš…
-Da odem Apoteki, znam.
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Dosta s tom liječnicom za glavu.
Dobro sam.
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-Više me ni ne boli.
-Stvarno?
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-Ne.
-Ovdje?
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Mogu i ja pokušati?
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Ne!
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-Ne diraj.
-Što to?
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-Ovo.
-Ne.
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Polako. Ta jetra nije rimska cesta.
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Malixe, dođi, dečko.
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Ne!
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Dobro, popij ovo.
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Hvala.
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Ako ti je bolje, dođi. Ja odlazim.
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Ali, Uni, ne možeš sama u Luteciju.
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-Opasno je.
-Uzet ću Faktorixov napitak.
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Nema ga više.
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Onda napravi još!
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Dakle, službena loža može biti ovdje.
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Odavde vidimo selo.
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Kako odvratno.
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Spalio bih sve da ovisi o meni.
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Ali to nije plan. Prvi korak,
dati Galima priliku da se predaju.
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Možemo odmah na drugi?
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Drugi, naći galorimskog poglavara
da izazove Samostalixa.
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Treći, pobijediti,
Gali postaju Galorimljani
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i Cezar trijumfira.
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Da.
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Nismo li preskočili korak 2B
kad piju čarobni napitak?
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To je velik problem.
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Držimo druida podalje.
Bez druida nema napitka.
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Dok kažeš „ave”.
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-Metadata, koliko krčimo?
-Sve raskrčite.
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-Idemo krčiti.
-Čekajte. Zašto toliko stabala?
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Pa, što ćemo sad?
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Učiniti što je rekla,
držati druida podalje.
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Ali zauvijek.
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Pod zemljom.
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Povedi nekoliko ljudi, riješi to.
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-Ja?
-Egzekucija!
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Imat ćemo dva nepobjediva sela.
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Jasno je kao dan.
230
00:13:29,916 --> 00:13:30,916
Što je to?
231
00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:33,000
To je som.
232
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:36,333
Ne, oprosti, to je orada. Zabuna.
233
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,916
Analfabetixe, riba je svježa?
234
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:43,791
Pokupio sam je s plaže prošli tjedan.
Poštovao sam mlaki lanac.
235
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,875
Ne tražite dalje.
236
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:49,458
-Ali ima muha.
-Neću ti ih naplatiti.
237
00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:51,000
Čekaj. Faktorixe?
238
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:53,833
-Prodaješ veprovinu?
-Ne, samo ribu.
239
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,666
-Šteta.
-Volio bih.
240
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,791
Ali to nije isti posao.
241
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,791
-Kamo ideš?
-U šumu.
242
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,958
Po sastojke za čarobni napitak,
kad samo za to služim.
243
00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:08,458
-Idem s tobom.
-Ne treba, hvala.
244
00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:11,291
Dobro bi mi došlo malo samoće.
245
00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:13,875
Dobro.
246
00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:17,125
Razumijem zašto Faktorix želi biti sam.
247
00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:22,833
Stalno viđa ista lica.
Sreća da su nas Rimljani opkolili, inače…
248
00:14:22,916 --> 00:14:24,708
-Ugušio bi se?
-Točno.
249
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,916
Hej! Sjajna kamuflaža.
250
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,166
Odlično.
251
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,666
Hvala, cijenim to.
252
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A žirovi!
253
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,750
Sjajna ideja.
254
00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:41,375
Da, mislio sam:
„Hrastova šuma, žirovi, ima smisla.”
255
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:42,291
Naravno.
256
00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:45,875
Da je šuma kestena, uzeo bih kestene.
257
00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:49,583
-Da.
-Budući da su hrastovi…
258
00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:51,875
Šutite ili će nas uočiti!
259
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:57,458
Slijedite me. U tišini.
Tako mi Merkura, Marsa, Junone i Jupitera.
260
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,541
Hej, možda imamo previše bogova.
261
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:05,541
Istina. Odaberimo jednog i gotovo.
262
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,000
Jedan bog za sve?
263
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:10,291
Bog rata, kopna, mora, vjetra i žetve?
264
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:11,791
Nije mačji kašalj.
265
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,416
Možda onda ne žetve.
266
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:17,458
Govorimo „bog”, ali možda je božica.
267
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,041
-Začepite!
-Poslije ćemo o tome.
268
00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:31,625
-Misliš što i ja?
-Da. Ribarnica treba prodavati veprovinu.
269
00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:35,916
Ne to. Ne sviđa mi se
što je naš druid sam u šumi.
270
00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:38,375
Idem. Ideš sa mnom?
271
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:42,875
Može. Poslije ću dovršiti,
nije žurna narudžba.
272
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:49,833
-A da ostaviš menhir ovdje?
-Da ga neki klinjo zdipi?
273
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:58,458
Nitko nikad ne pita: „Faktorixe,
jesi li umoran? Trebaš odmor?”
274
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,166
Naravno da ne.
275
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,416
Samo trebam sve liječiti, danonoćno.
276
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,333
Tipično.
277
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:06,416
Kakva ljepota.
278
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,166
Dakle,
279
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:19,541
djetelina s četiri lista, djetelina…
280
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:21,708
Ne, stopalo s pet prstiju.
281
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,041
Stopalo?
282
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:24,250
Uhvatite ga!
283
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:32,750
Ako Analfabetix ne želi prodavati vepra,
njegovo je pravo.
284
00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:35,125
Ne možemo ga natjerati. Kraj.
285
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:39,041
Ali bilo bi lijepo
za seljane koji ne vole ribu
286
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:43,208
da imaju, ne znam, neko mjesto
287
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:47,166
za prodaju, razmjenu
i trgovinu, recimo, veprom.
288
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:52,583
-Samo naglas razmišljam.
-Kao ribarnica, to bi bila…
289
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:54,583
-Veprovnica.
-Dobro.
290
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:56,333
Vidiš?
291
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,875
-Za one koji ne vole ribu.
-Da.
292
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:01,000
Mnogo nas je.
293
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,750
Ja, za početak.
294
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:03,666
I Malix.
295
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:08,041
Dakle, prodavao bi i menhire i veprovinu?
296
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:09,666
Ne znam. Možda.
297
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,333
-Razmotrimo to.
-Pustite me!
298
00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:13,291
Pustite me.
299
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,750
-Pustite me, Rimljani!
-Drži ga!
300
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:18,958
Jao! Ugrizao me!
301
00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:21,125
Jao! Udario me u lice!
302
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:23,875
Faktorixe!
303
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,583
Gali! Povlačenje!
304
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:32,625
Natjerat ću ih da se razbježe!
305
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:33,666
Ne, Obelixe!
306
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:53,291
Stvarno, Obelixe? Bravo!
Stvarno. Nemam riječi.
307
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,208
-Bravo.
-Otjerao sam ih.
308
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,708
I usput spljoštio našeg druida.
309
00:17:57,791 --> 00:17:59,000
Baš si trapav.
310
00:17:59,083 --> 00:17:59,916
Trapav?
311
00:18:00,416 --> 00:18:05,708
Trapav? G. Asterixu ispadne
bočica s napitkom, ali ja sam trapav?
312
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:10,208
Oprosti što nismo svi upali u nj
kao g. Obelix.
313
00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:14,208
Valjda g. Asterix
nije imao nikakve veze s time!
314
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,208
To nema veze s…
315
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,583
Izbavimo ga.
316
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,333
Faktorixe?
317
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:38,000
-Misija obavljena? Kako?
-Skratit ću priču.
318
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:42,458
Našli smo mjesto, kamuflirali se,
čekali, bla-bladicum.
319
00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:44,375
I tko se pojavi?
320
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,125
Druid!
321
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,958
Viknuo sam: „Uhvatite ga!”
322
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:51,125
Pa bim, bam, bum!
323
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:55,166
Zahvat granom, udar panjem i bam!
Sa mnom nema šale.
324
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:59,083
Pitaj njih. Misija je obavljena.
Smatra se mrtvim.
325
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:02,125
Mrtvim? Rekla sam da ga udaljite.
326
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,375
-Tko reče…
-Ja.
327
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:05,541
Ujače, zašto?
328
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:10,250
Cezarove naredbe. Sjećaš se?
Ja vodim logistiku, ti spektakl.
329
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:14,083
Ja se brinem za druida, ti planiraš event.
330
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,541
Bravo, Mortuse.
331
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:18,166
Hvala.
332
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,708
Dobar Bobi.
333
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:21,625
-Dobar Bobi.
-Da.
334
00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:23,125
Bijesan mali Bobi.
335
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,375
-Tako mi to…
-Da.
336
00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:29,333
Sad trebamo
galorimskog poglavara za dvoboj.
337
00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:32,916
Znam jednog blizu.
Odan Rimu i moćan kao Mars.
338
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,416
Odan Rimu?
339
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,750
Nećete se razočarati.
340
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:39,083
Želim još kolona!
341
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,375
Proromanixe, o, poglavaru,
342
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:43,291
nemamo ih dovoljno?
343
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:44,458
Želim još!
344
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:47,208
Moramo se više kolonizirati!
345
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,833
Želim stvoriti mali Rim.
346
00:19:49,916 --> 00:19:51,333
Mali Rim. Dobro.
347
00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:53,750
Imena neka završavaju na „us”.
348
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:55,833
-Kao rimska.
-Imena s „us”.
349
00:19:55,916 --> 00:19:58,791
-Sjajna ideja.
-Zadržimo nešto galsko.
350
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:01,041
-Ne!
-Sviđa mi se novi stil.
351
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:05,250
Mi smo Galorimljani,
Jupitera mi i Teutatesa.
352
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,541
Odsad, Dvolozixe,
353
00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,375
zoveš se Dvolozus.
354
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,958
A kako ću se ja zvati?
355
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:15,458
-Vidjet ćemo, Lizanixe.
-Dobro.
356
00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:23,125
Dakle, mali Rim,
više kolona, imena na „us”.
357
00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:24,291
I akvadukt.
358
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,666
-Dobro.
-Izgledaju rimski.
359
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:31,875
-I odreži više te pletenice i brkove!
-Bez pletenica nisam muževan.
360
00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:36,291
A bez brkova imat ću
veliki razmak između nosa i…
361
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,541
Nema rasprave.
362
00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:44,875
Ave!
363
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:47,875
-Dobro došli, voljeni osvajači.
-Ave.
364
00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:51,791
Osvojimo tvoj dom
za razgovor, Proromanixe.
365
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:54,458
Zovi me Proro, manje je galski.
366
00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:56,333
Naravno. Veni.
367
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,833
To je Galija koja nam se sviđa.
368
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:02,708
Nema ovdje mnogo Galije.
369
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:06,500
Da sam znao, organizirao bih igre.
370
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:07,458
SLATKI RIME
371
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:14,041
Nije rimsko vino,
ali sviđa mi se ime, Chatopetrus.
372
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:17,458
Proromanixe, znaš li za dvoboj poglavara?
373
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:20,583
Smiješni galski običaj. Da, zašto?
374
00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:26,208
Želimo da se boriš s galskim poglavarom
i osvojiš njegovo pleme. Možeš?
375
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:29,291
Mogu li?
376
00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:31,541
Ozbiljno me to pitaš?
377
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,583
Najbolji sam, Vulkana mi!
378
00:21:34,666 --> 00:21:35,750
Demonstracija.
379
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:03,416
Spljoštit ću ga ko palačinku.
Koji poglavar?
380
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,666
-Bit će masakra.
-Samostalix.
381
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:12,958
Samostalix? Ali to će biti masakr.
Onaj mu napitak daje nadljudsku snagu.
382
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,458
Ne brini se.
383
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,375
Brinem se, užasno.
384
00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:18,875
Nema više napitka.
385
00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:21,958
Nema napitka?
386
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,458
Nema više ni druida ni napitka.
387
00:22:24,541 --> 00:22:27,166
Razbit ćeš Samostalixa.
388
00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:32,416
Pa možeš izazvati ostale poglavare
i osvojiti njihove klanove.
389
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,625
Sve galske klanove, ako želiš.
390
00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:38,750
Bio bi poput generala, na neki način.
391
00:22:41,291 --> 00:22:43,916
Galski general.
392
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,458
Faktorixov je lijek pomogao, Uni.
393
00:22:49,541 --> 00:22:53,333
Idemo u Luteciju. Brzo pićence i krećemo.
394
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,458
Što? Radije bi odmah išla?
395
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,333
Bacio sam menhir.
396
00:23:09,416 --> 00:23:13,375
Ali samo lagano,
ne pravi od menhira slona.
397
00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:15,125
Tiho, budi se.
398
00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:18,458
Rekao sam, menhiri nisu opasni.
399
00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:20,416
Kako se osjećaš?
400
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,291
Dobro. Hvala, gospođo.
401
00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:24,916
„Gospođo?”
402
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:27,416
Ja sam, Unija.
403
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:28,916
Drago mi je.
404
00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:31,666
Čekaj. Faktorixe.
405
00:23:32,791 --> 00:23:33,625
A ja?
406
00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:35,625
Prepoznaješ me?
407
00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:36,958
Asterix.
408
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:41,125
Imate velik nos.
409
00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:45,083
Belenusa mi,
naš je druid izgubio pamćenje.
410
00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:48,291
-A nema više čarobnog napitka.
-Čarobnog?
411
00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:50,375
Da! Sjećaš se recepta?
412
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:51,708
Ne.
413
00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:55,833
-Ali možemo ga pitati.
-Koga?
414
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:57,291
Bradixa.
415
00:23:59,041 --> 00:24:02,541
-Dobar dan, Bradixe.
-Dobar dan!
416
00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:04,000
Kako si, Bradixe?
417
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:05,250
Bujno-bajno!
418
00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:09,333
Znaš li recept
za čarobni napitak, Bradixe?
419
00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:12,083
Ne.
420
00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:16,166
Ali znam recept za dobar smijeh.
421
00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:17,750
Dobro, reci.
422
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,833
Ponavljajte za mnom.
423
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:22,958
Kad ja kažem „brad”, vi recite „ix”.
424
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:24,416
Brad…
425
00:24:25,041 --> 00:24:25,916
Ix.
426
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:27,500
Brad…
427
00:24:27,583 --> 00:24:30,416
-Gubi razum.
-Totalno je poludio.
428
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,333
Ma dajte, lako je!
429
00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:34,000
Brad…
430
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:36,041
Teutatesa mi, gotovi smo.
431
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:37,833
Ix!
432
00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:15,250
ASTERIX I OBELIX: DVOBOJ POGLAVARA
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