All language subtitles for strange_magic

This is a story about two kingdoms,

side by side, but worlds apart.

All along the border, magical flowers
grew.

Primroses bloom between light and
shadow.

They are used to make love potion.

Because after all, everybody deserves to
be loved.

Sire, news from the border.

You tell them. Okay.

A fairy flew into a forest.

What? And almost took a primrose. A
primrose?

I hate this time of year.

Spring.

Send more goblets to cut down every
primrose.

No primroses, no potion.

No potion. No love.

Because love is dangerous.

It weakens. It rots.

It destroys order.

And without order, what is left?

Chaos.

Destroy the primroses, or I will destroy
you.

Zelda! I need your help. No.

You know how your boss, my son, is
making everyone miserable with his ban

on love?

Nope. Don't you want to see love?

You're in a plant. You can't look at me.
I forgot.

Bad luck on our wedding day.

Well, too bad you can't see me.

My hair's doing that thing we both love.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Were you
in the dark forest? No, maybe.

You could have been killed. No, don't
look.

Or worse, seriously disfigured. Hey, I
can take care of myself.

That is no place for a princess.

Oh, yeah?

How about a princess that can do this?

Don't play with me.

Who's the big girl? You got a sword?
Yeah, but I don't need a sword. Because

when I rule this kingdom, I'll go into
that dark forest to talk to them. To

it so at long last we're not scared
anymore.

That is so sweet. And then we can all go
anywhere we want to have fun, to see

things, to have adventures.

I'll be your adventure.

Come on, Marianne, my future queen.

Oh, my future king.

Yeah, king.

I'll have an army.

Yeah.

Wait, what?

To protect the fairy kingdom. And you,
my little buttercup. Now go get yourself

all prettified. Today has got to be
perfect.

Chipper.

too good -looking? Yeah.

I'll fix that. Thanks, sis.

Dawn!

Do you think that Roland loves me as
much as I love him?

I want to give this to him now.

What do you get when you fall in love?

A guy with a pen to burst your bubble.

That's what you get.

get enough juice.

Bump into Hadrian.

Oh, today is going to be so exciting.

It already is.

What?

Hadrian. Yeah, Hadrian, the guy with the
great red wavy hair. Oh, no, no.

I don't have a crush on him.

I really like Nathan.

Okay, I've got to find Hadrian, tell him
to stand in a new place, find Nathan to

tell him to stand in the old place
Hadrian was standing in. What if he

like me? What?

Snap out of it.

Listen.

We're sunny.

to a near -death experience.

What?

You were both nearly killed.

You make such a big deal out of
everything.

I'm a total mess.

We have to get ready for the ball.

No, you've got to get ready for the
ball.

You're going like that?

Good luck being asked to dance.

I'm not dancing.

I'm going to dance with the most perfect
boy.

Who would that be?

Aaron. No. Benjamin.

Charles. Darren.

No. Gordon. Herbert. No. I'm going
alphabetical, if that helps.

Smile, my dear.

Smile.

A real smile. This is one of my better
ones. You used to love the spring ball.

Dad, I'm just too old for this.

I just want to see the happy Marianne I
used to know.

Before the, Dave, the Roland
misunderstanding.

I'm happy.

I'm happy.

Well, I hope you're happy enough to
dance with your father.

Or someone even better.

Whoa, oh, oh, here I...

Just to make it right. I'm so on to that
hair thing. Say you understand.

Never. Oh, I know you can.

Oh, no, I can't. Come on, Marianne.

Come on, Marianne.

You cheated on me, remember? You left me
at the altar, remember?

No matter what people say.

It didn't happen that way.

She was a passing flame and not a
permanent thing.

Oh, really?

So I hang my hair. Oh, I wish that I was
dead.

walking in here think you've got the
best of me think you had the last laugh

that you think that everything good is
done hold on there darling think you

me broken down think that i'd come
running back baby you don't know me

you're dead wrong

can't be king. King Roland!

Well, uh, wouldn't he have to marry
Marianne? Yes, and he will. All we have

to do is get some of that love potion.

You saying I need a love potion?

No, no, just kidding. It was just a
joke. We gotta go.

Just kidding, boss.

Okay.

All I gotta do is visualize.

I know just how you feel.

Yeah. Mary Ann slammed you pretty good.

Aw.

You got it bad.

I wish there was a way to make her fall
in love with me.

Yeah.

Me too.

Like, I don't know, maybe something like
a love potion. Like a love potion.

Great idea.

It is a great idea.

Except only the Sugar Plum Fairy can
make the potion.

She's locked away in the dark forest,
and nobody ever goes into the dark

But I know you can't. But why can't you?

Because I'm big.

My armor, it's too shiny.

I'd be spotted for sure.

If only I was little like you. Uh -huh.
And I could blend in like

you. I do blend in. Oh, it would have
been perfect.

Then we both, you know me.

And you both use the love potion.

I'll do it. You will?

If you stop crying.

What? Oh, I'm much better now.

Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal.

Got it.

What does it mean? I'm listening.

News from the mushroom, sire.

You can tell him. You tell him. He likes
you.

Really? Now, I'm waiting.

A tall chef is into shark storage.

What? Okay, you know how we sometimes
have a shark?

but no place to store it? Well, a very
tall chef has that very same problem.

Doesn't make any sense.

I'll deal with it.

What?

That was close.

Right.

Hey, look, you little thing. I'm a guy
who usually enjoys a good joke, even at

my own expense.

But right now, I'm not in a frame of
mind.

Okay.

Wait a minute. You ain't gonna trick me
again, are you?

Good. Because I'm an elf, and we're very
trusting creatures.

So here's me.

The Elf Spring Dance is starting soon. I
want you... After the last dance?

Are you kidding me?

Oh, Marianne.

You're... You're a unique girl.

And Roland may have a few flaws.

Understatement. But he still loves you.
He loves the crown and his hair. But...

Not in that order. But if not Roland,
then there has to be someone else. No,

there doesn't.

Maybe if you got out more often.

Let it go, Dad.

You'll be a stronger ruler with a king
at your side. I'm stronger alone.

I don't want you to be alone.

Dad, I promise, if I find a guy out
there who takes my hand and looks me in

eye, I don't want to hit him.

I'll consider it. But that guy doesn't
exist.

Then go to the dance to help me keep an
eye on that...

A flirtatious sister of yours.

That's my girl.

Did you

find him?

I thought I heard something.

If you see him, kill him.

purple. Hello?

A primrose? It is. I brought it so you
can... So you can make?

How do you think I got in here?

Listen, my name is Sonny. The Bob King
won't listen to me about what happened

that fateful day.

And I've been locked away for so long.
That fateful day?

Promise.

Making the potions dangerous.

Waking you up.

Elf taken care of. She's a slippery
little devil. She's just a... Elf!

Hi. Mom, no.

Oh, relax, you sore ass.

Beat your eyes off.

No. That thing's into fungi.

No. Latisha's hobby is killing frogs.

Uh -huh.

All you need is somebody to... Don't.

Here. What is it with men?

They can't say that word.

Lums. That is what I get for carrying
you 23 months in my womb.

Promise to stop talking?

Mm -hmm.

Be the first she sees when she opens her
eyes. Got it. Dust the first eyes you

see, be in the front, and stand on the
one you love. Now pull!

Sonny? Yeah?

I know what set me free. Me?

Thank you.

Is there magic?

Bye. What did you do?

Well, the elf asked me to make a love
potion.

But you didn't have a primrose petal.
And he brought me a primrose petal. You

made the potion?

Like I did for you on that fateful day
you never, ever, ever let me talk about.

Where is he?

don't have it.

You heard my turn.

I'm Moondog.

Save the princess.

I was just fighting a dozen goblins.

Roland. Yes.

Oh, no. What do you need? I need an
army. Oh, we can't trust him.

And weapons.

And a trebuchet.

Sonny. And a cannon. What works? And a
mace. And a crossbow. What were you

thinking? I don't know.

What do we do?

We have to... Dawn, she's not strong
enough. She's not... She's not going

I'll rescue her. No.

No, it's too dangerous.

No, but I can.

No.

I'm the only one who can.

So what do I do? You get the potion
back.

I'll get my sister.

Marianne!

Looks like I gotta rescue two
princesses.

Sonny! What? If anything happens to my
daughters, I'm holding you personally

responsible.

This is all... Your fault.

You nearly got everyone killed.

Yeah. I know.

I know.

But look, Dawn, she's my best friend.

But she's our princess.

Now, together we must... No, no, no.
Together we will rescue Dawn from the

grasp of the Dark Forest. Who's with me?

No volunteers?

prisoner.

I get to rip her wings off. I want the
wings above.

No eating.

Brutus.

So what do we have

here?

I'm evil.

So don't you mess around with me.

Oh, Ellie.

You know that I love you.

Careful!

She's our bait.

Now, Mel, if I have to look under every
rock, I won't let you die sad and alone.

Bring me sugar pie!

I just wanna...

It just did.

Oh. So, uh, your eye seems to be healing
pretty good.

Okay.

Crazy little thing. He's kind of

cute.

Hey! I think she likes...

it for you.

Not now, Mother.

I'm not giving up.

Fine.

Griselda. Plum. It's so amusing how you
keep trying.

You're one to talk with your magic
recipe for failure.

Well, the recipe's working now, isn't
it?

Oh, it works. I need the antidote. Oh,
it works.

What happened to this one?

Oh, you have your father's smile.

Wait. I know this song. Cover up.

Give me the antidote. And what will you
do if I

refuse? Lock me away.

You don't keep your mouth shut. I'm
going to rip your wings off, my pretty

little fairy princess.

Blurt.

What is that?

I made it special for you.

For me?

It looks good on you.

I don't... I hope you like it.

Lovely.

No, no, no. What you're feeling is the
potion, you know.

I can't help myself. I love you and
nobody else. Please stop.

You must be tired from all that singing.

I could sing forever.

Why don't you take a wee nap?

I promise I won't go far.

the Bog King.

Oh, by Boggy Woggy Kingy Wingy. Bog
King.

Boggy Kingy Wingy. King. Kingy Wingy.
King. Good night, sweet Boggy Woggy.

Good night.

No, Your Majesty!

Quiet! She's asleep.

Sorry, this reports lots of creatures
being...

Love dusted.

I'm going that way.

I'm going this way. Yeah.

Hey,

you.

No, no, no. Not you, Lizzie.

The little thing inside.

I'll just wait for you at the other end
of the lizard.

Thanks.

Spin.

This thing called love.

I just can't handle it. This thing
called love.

I must get around to it. I ain't ready.

Crazy little thing called love.

Vigilance. Clear, clear, clear. Clearing
exactly what we're going to do to this

foul forest. We're going to get you.
Still believe.

We shall sneak up on you.

Who would live in this?

What the hell, Cleo?

And lo, a creature with no face. It's
looking at me. I don't think that's

possible. Good point.

Watch for grotesqueries at every corner.

Imagine the most unimaginable day.

Me too.

Is that wrong?

I got the love potion.

Wow, wow, yeah, wow.

You must really need that potion. Wait,

I got it for... Dawn, you got it for
Princess Dawn.

Winky, winky.

And well done for a little guy.

Squish.

I got it.

I got it.

I got it for Don. I better take that to
keep it safe.

Thank you, tiny rabbit.

It's almost moon down. Hold on, Don. I'm
coming.

Shush.

At least my sister.

Oh, no, not another princess.

Well, at least you're not singing.

Rock -a -bye fairy, away in your cell.
Screw your head off, but no one can

Had enough?

I could do this all day.

But now, give me the potion.

Oh, the almighty Bob kid. The magic love
potion.

I don't need it. I want to eradicate it.
Well, eradicate this.

Ask if you'll appreciate it. Okay, me?

I don't know.

The gambler understands.

What does that even mean?

No, you don't understand.

You don't understand.

I'm coming straight over you.

Wow. We fight well.

What a fairy.

Wish I could say the same for you. What
do you mean?

I don't know. I was expecting more.

Like a river flows.

See what happens when love is loosed
upon the world.

Would it be a

sin?

Tell them to be quiet. You tell them.
Your voice cuts through better than

That's true.

weapon upstairs.

But I found your boutonniere.

Hi. You know, I've really enjoyed our
fight, but, uh, I'll be taking my sister

home now. Oh, no, you're not.

God.

Boggy Bear.

Bog King.

Let's go back to our cell, shall we?
Anything for you, Boggy.

Uh, Bog.

Don't listen to him. You are not the
boss of me.

stays here until I get the potion back.

Forget the potion. Get the antidote.
Now.

Well, maybe you should ask her.

Her? Who?

The sugar plum fairy.

Oh, welcome.

Give me the antidote. If you let me talk
about that fateful... No. Then no.

Please. I love my sister.

I need that antidote. Okay. I'll just
need a few things. What? And I have

a golden lute, a loom, and a flute.

Get those things.

And?

I got a

feeling.

It's the best I could do on such short
notice.

That tonight's gonna be a good night.

That tonight.

Tonight's gonna be a good night. You do
behave.

Tonight's gonna be a good night. Stop.

Yeah.

Go see if the antidote's ready.

Roger, BK.

And here's your boutonniere.

Quickly. You sang pretty good. You
should see me dance.

I'd love to. Why would she...

No, me. I hate it. I hate it more.

Oh, yeah.

They're all fools.

Rushing in.

They can't help it.

They're in chains.

That bind you.

It's nothing but trouble.

It's like that middle name is misery.

Well,

what's the point?

Like this one. Oh.

Why? I... I don't know.

Well, it's, uh... It's, uh... Lovely.

I don't want to be carrying these.

Antidote's ready, sire.

Well?

Where is it?

It's a riddle. A riddle? What about all
that stuff you asked for?

Well, you know, in prison, it's hard to
shop.

Would you like to hear the riddle or
not? No. Jeff!

Then listen carefully.

The antidote is the one thing more
powerful than the potion.

Did she say antidote or anecdote?

I hate riddles.

You see that? I believe that is the
ugliest creature I have ever seen.

And it was naked.

An army approaches.

Got it.

What was that again?

Something more powerful than the potion.

That's what I said.

Fire! News from the mushrooms!

An arm skis on roaches!

Carry on.

How'd you do?

I nailed it.

Something more powerful. I'm bored!

I'll just tell you. Great. If you set me
free. No.

Okay.

When the Bog King was young and
impetuous, he fell in love with the

thing, you.

She was the most beautiful creature I
ever saw.

Seriously? He was so in love.

But Bog, he had no patience. That's
enough.

I beg you. As she was gazing into the
eyes of a lovesick ball.

Even with a love potion, I'm too hideous
to love.

You're not hideous.

Hideous, not hideous, whatever.

But that's not why the potion didn't
work.

She was already in love with someone
else.

So the one thing more powerful than the
potion is real love?

Bingo! That took forever. Why didn't you
tell me?

Shut me away and you shut me up. And
Griselda blames me for the no love in

dark forest teaching moment. There are
no shortcuts to love.

Just saying.

Stop. Take it away.

Okay, DK?

Here. Wait, wait, wait.

This antidote won't help Dawn.

She's never been in love with anybody.

I shouldn't have used the potion on that
poor, sweet... Nothing

would have been... Real.

Well, I know all about getting your
heart broken.

I almost married someone.

Who didn't love me?

Why? He was so good -looking.

Oh. Maybe I couldn't bear to see that he
really was a shallow,

power -hungry, cheating, chattering, big
son of a... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Inside, I knew he didn't want me to
be... You?

Yeah. But you are different.

I've been told.

That's what I like.

I mean, uh, well,

you know.

So now I keep my guard up. Me too.

And most important, I never trust
anybody.

Come on.

Let's go stretch our wings. Good idea.
Good idea. Yeah.

Maybe you should rethink this entrance.

Try thinking of this as an adventure.

Nice goblin.

Hey, how about we go back?

Why? The moonlight is perfect right now.

Tough girl.

I've always known you fly

I don't under... Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no.

Halt!

Disgusting creatures.

I come in peace.

I must get this love potion. Walk
through your bog, king, by moondown.

I will need only three men. My army will
wait here. Sandy. It's sunny. You're

charging. Look fierce.

to see what I do to them.

I won't let that happen.

I am so stupid.

Execute plan on my code word. Go.

What kind of odious throne is this?

Do something.

to give you this.

That is, once you've given me... Get the
princess.

You mean the princesses.

Oh!

What are you... Miss Dana! No!

Oh! Hey!

He brought you the potion. Yes. And an
army.

Well... You got me to leave my castle.
Clever girl.

But... Wasn't that your idea? It was
your idea.

And foolishly, I trusted you.

Are you... Are you actually having a
lover's tiff right now? Oh, that is so

disgusting. It's interesting, but it's
disgusting. Roland, you are such a...

Hero to rescue you from... What did you
call him?

A scaly -backed cockroach.

Is that the guy?

Hey, Para, I can't stand it anymore. I
have to go find her. You're in charge.

me what Dawn is.

Okay. Okay. I'll show you if you let us
all out.

Which would be so sweet. This is all
your fault.

Okay.

My buggy buggy, can you break it?

Oh, I wish I didn't see that.

This isn't... I didn't mean for any of
this.

to happen.

Of course, I will be taking both
princesses. That wasn't the deal.

You've fallen for a beauty like
Marianne.

Who is the beast?

Stay out of it. Hey, I can take care of
myself. Two against one.

Not fair. Roland, what are you... Let

her go. You're forcing me to change my
plan.

So, sadly...

know how.

No way, Moe!

I like that smell.

Aftershave? No.

Is that cologne?

No. Well, boys, I've learned a valuable
lesson. No. Never judge something or

someone by how it or he or she looks.

And health.

Wait, wait. Body lotion?

No. Cold cream?

No. Got it.

Deodorant. It's perfume.

No. Are you a girl?

Isn't it obvious?

Huh?

It's kind of subtle.

Are you, uh, okay?

I'm fine. Um, wings, shoulders, head.
All good.

You? I'm good.

Too.

I just wanted to say... I'll never see
this place the same way

ever again.

Yeah.

Here.

It's hideous, but... Yeah.

Then, um... Bye!

Whoa.

Didn't mean to sound so cute.

Cute actually works for you.

You know, uh... Yes?

Feel free to visit whenever you like.

Oh. Okay.

Please don't sing. You know... You know
what, Bog?

Boggy. It's never going to work between
us. Wow.

It's not you.

It's me. No problem. Yeah, yeah. No
problem at all.

Marianne? A word?

I smell romance.

I hate that you always hover and watch
and worry. I'm sorry.

But I love that you came to this forest
to save me.

I get to lecture you. I know something
about love.

Ciao.

fools rush in but I can't

help falling falling in

love with maybe I should take it

from here

I love you.

But I want to know for sure.

Hold me tight.

I love you.

is in the eye of the beholder.

Oh, I think I got one of your antenna.

Got it.

Tea blend.

Nailed it again.