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It is time.

The evil Yano has awakened and is on his way.

But I wonder if you're committed enough to take on this task.

Forgive me, Master.

I am ready.

Very well.

Here. You will need this.

Where is she?

In the west.

Fair Springs, California.

I will not let you down, Master.

It may not be you who lets us down.

Wendy.

Wendy.

Wendy. Wendy.

Thank you for returning to Earth, Miss Wu.

Can you identify this mountain range in northern China?

Um, the... Tell you tomorrow, Mr. Medina. Bye.

Why is this coffee any more boring?

I know. I feel like drawing eyes on my eyelids so I can take a nap.

it together.

You're getting tears all over my top.

I'm sorry.

Thank you for letting me borrow it.

You know what's the fastest way to get over a guy?

Get a new guy.

Forget it.

My life stinks.

Why can't I have your perfect life, Lynn?

You're the most popular girl in school.

Everyone's going to vote for you for homecoming queen.

And your boyfriend's perfect.

No, he's not.

I got a salad, Gwen.

Okay, he's a little perfect.

I mean, you don't need it, but I'm trying to cut my triceps for short

shirts, so... And, you know, I got some abs. Good for me.

That is so lame.

Yeah, you're right. My guns already look good.

No, I mean Jessica.

Thanks, guys.

Jessica Dawson is running against you for homecoming queen?

I so should have expected this.

Ever since second grade, everything I do, she has to do.

Well, this one's mine.

Nobody's going to give her my vote for a steel cookie. Even your brother?

Peter, put that down!

My brother, on a diet, football

jock, you know.

running for homecoming queen. Oh, my gosh, it's so awesome.

But I probably don't stand a chance against you. I'm the one who should just

drop out.

Okay.

This is going to be so much fun.

Yeah, good luck.

Thanks.

What is wrong with you, Peter?

Don't chill out. It's just a cookie.

Spit that out.

That looks like my brother doesn't support his sister.

How's the little loyalty here?

Fine. I hate raisins anyway.

Hey, little sis.

You might want to check on your loyalty over there.

Want one of my cookies?

Yeah, sure.

Austin, spit that out!

Mom,

this is important.

Don't you remember?

I do my report on Florida, then she has to do hers on Texas.

Just because it's bigger.

And in fourth grade, when I broke my arm and everyone signed my cat, just got

everyone signed her leg. And it wasn't even broken.

Wendy. What do you want me to do? I'm at work here, and I have an exhibit

opening in two weeks. But, Mom, this is supposed to be my homecoming, and she's

going to take it away from me if I don't come up with a way to get more votes.

Oops.

Look, honey, I understand how important this is to you, but the museum director

is counting on me to put together this exhibit of ancient Chinese artifacts,

I'm getting stressed out because I don't know the history behind any of them.

I used to think my mother's stories about the Buddhist legends were so

I should have listened to her more.

Mom, what am I going to do about Jessica?

You know what you're going to do? You're going to forget about homecoming for a

minute and remember that there are some things more important in life.

Like what?

Like maybe your responsibilities at home.

When is the last time you did some laundry or cleaned your room or fed your

Good thing your brother is such a messy eater. A poor cupcake would have

starved. Cupcake?

Vote for Wendy Cupcakes.

Way better than Jessica's Cookies. Thanks, Mom.

Well, honey, I'm an ad agency executive, not a baker.

How about I come up with a nice, catchy slogan for you instead?

Like what?

Like, um, how about... Wendy who?

Wendy woo for homecoming queen.

Huh?

They really pay you for that?

Grandma,

I'm not going to put Chinese on my cupcakes.

No, no, no, no. I was telling the widow.

The doctor was really her son.

Why don't you watch American soap opera so that we could all understand?

I do.

The Spanish one.

Hi. I'm home.

Sorry I'm late.

Oh, my.

What happened here?

Homecoming queen did it. I'm not cleaning up.

Ma, I really need your help with this Chinese stuff the director dumped on me.

Been a lot of the research, but I feel like I'm missing some of the folklore

legends.

I told you the stories.

I know you did, Ma, but I was too little to appreciate them.

Anyway, it's not like I missed having that Chinese culture in my life.

Just because you don't miss it doesn't mean it isn't missing.

Thanks for this Chinese thing you're doing here

Can't believe I finally finished.

You're welcome.

Thanks, Daddy.

When I win, I'll mention you in my acceptance speech.

Okay. Good night.

Make sure you clean up.

Wait. You're not going to help me.

Good night.

May I help you?

Hello. Oh, sorry.

It's just that you look so... different.

You know me?

Yes, you're Maison.

Women warrior born in the Wei Dynasty.

Sworn to defeat evil.

It is your time again.

Right. It is time.

Goodbye.

Don't be frightened.

I'm a Buddhist monk from Jinji Mountain Temple.

Who's in there?

Museum security.

I've got pepper spray.

Al, what's up?

Right.

That's 1143.

Hey, that's my mom's.

What?

That's Wendy, my sister. You know her.

Dude, are you all right?

That's Riggs.

Yeah, he had a ponytail and a cheap bathrobe.

I know.

Jessica probably sent him to scare me.

Can you believe her?

I swear, when we hand out my killer cupcakes, Jessica's totally going to

off.

73 in Sacramento, 79 in Stockton.

No way.

Quick, turn on Channel 5. And right here in Fair Springs, it's going to be 72

and partly cloudy, but always sunny and nice with all my friends at Fair

Springs. Bye.

She's the guest. weather person. And remember, pick up one of my Jessica for

homecoming queen cups.

Whoa. I'm home?

Cool.

Wow,

these

are really made out of clay?

Yeah. They're terracotta warriors.

There were 6 ,000 of them buried in the tomb of the first emperor of China in

210 B .C.

And the Chinese government sent us eight of them.

Isn't that great?

Sure. You see, the first emperor, Qin Shi Huangdi, was buried with them

the people believed they would guard him in the afterlife.

But they didn't.

There's a legend that says every 90 years they come under the spell of Yan

an evil spirit.

I've never seen you this excited about Chinese history before.

No, it's weird.

We didn't care about this when we were kids, did we?

No. Everybody Wang Chung tonight was about as cultural as we got.

Oh, I gotta go.

It's gonna be late.

Stop it. The neighbors are gonna

see you.

See you later, Dad.

Bye. Where's Peter? He's still sleeping.

He put this ugly necklace on me last night.

Oh, I should get going, too. I'm going to be a little late. Mom?

What's this?

It's Jinji Mountain Temple. It dates back over 1 ,500 years.

No, no, no. These bald guys.

They're monks.

Well, don't they have ponytails?

Buddhist monks shave their heads. Why are you asking?

No reason.

Gotta go.

Hey, hey.

Aren't you taking your cupcakes?

No, you take them.

Bye. But there's 500 of them.

Wendy!

Are you looking for this?

It's a necklace.

Is it?

Please tell me.

My granddaughter.

She's a soldier.

Yes.

Please protect her.

I thought you sacrificed your life for me.

I know. Just go. I think he knows you.

So just because he IMs me, he thinks I'll come running back.

What a jerk.

Look, you just stay strong and proud.

And if he IMs you again, we'll start a rumor that you're already going out with

the senior, right?

Right? Oh, you didn't.

You're back with him? Just a little.

Do you believe her, Wen?

Wen.

What? Are you all right?

You're not still thinking about that guy in the bathrobe, are you?

No, of course not. Why?

Because here he comes.

Go! The light's green! Go!

She had it coming.

She's trying to steal your popularity.

Okay. I think I'm giving it to her.

You get in here, fella.

Oh, not you.

Why are you following me?

What do you want?

Please. You are in much danger.

Did you put that on me last night?

How'd you get in my house?

I think you're starting to creep me out. I'm turning you in.

Believe me, I'm a Buddhist monk who has come a great distance to find you.

And that's another thing. You are not a monk.

Buddhist monks shave their heads. So there.

I was allowed to grow my hair so that I might fit in when I found you.

I don't know what fashion magazines you've been reading, but a stringy

and a weird robe is not fitting in.

But it is my destiny to help you. Evil is near.

Look, the only evil I know is my history teacher and Jessica Dawson. And I don't

think you can help me with that.

You finally have skills you cannot explain.

What do you mean?

That kick on the field.

Crude, but very powerful.

It's a bicycle kick.

Your ancestors would call it... Dragon Whip's tale.

Okay, look.

I'll admit there's been some weird stuff going on with me lately.

So I'm going to give you like a minute to tell me what's up.

I have been reincarnated many times over the centuries to assist a descendant of

the Yen warrior to battle evil in the name of good.

You know, Yoda, this is already getting a little too Star Wars -y for me.

The evil is imprisoned in the Quan Chi Jade Globe.

He's called Yang Lo, a powerful spirit.

Ooh, scary.

Every 90 years, the globe weakens, allowing him to break free and possess

bodies of mortals to challenge the next descendant of the Yin warrior.

That kind of looks like me.

I really don't like where this is going.

You must follow in the steps of your ancestors.

It is your turn to defeat Yang Lo.

Me? Well, what if I don't?

Famine, earthquakes, oceans rising, locusts, fires, drought, darkness...

okay, I get it. It's bad.

Oh, there you are, Wen. Hey, we're going to the mall.

You want to come with?

Your kung fu training must begin now.

I don't get it. How could you not know that he was coming to visit?

Tori, I told you. He's from China. It's not their custom to call first.

Well, why is he dressed like that?

He's not going to hang around you all the time, is he? No.

Look, can we not talk about this anymore?

What does he want?

Oh, hang on. I've got another call.

Hello? Hey, I still don't get it. How could you not know you had a cousin in

China? Oh, hang on. Let me three -way.

Look, you guys, my cousin's practically leaving already.

So it'll probably be better for the homecoming vote if we just kept him a

secret. You know, if Jessica found out, she'd think of some way to use it

against me.

Totally. Sure.

Oh, hang on.

Hello? Hey, Wynn.

Listen, I hear you have an interesting new friend.

I hope he gets you the mouse vote.

That's a great idea, Tori!

What's a great idea?

We'll write vote for Wendy on a bunch of chopsticks and get your cousin to hand

them out at lunch tomorrow. Isn't it awesome?

No. No, forget it. I'll talk to you guys later.

You must wear this now.

It will protect you during your training.

Look,

I don't want to be rude.

You hanging around me is making my life a little complicated.

Please, go back to your temple of doom or whatever.

Look, I never agreed to train.

You'll just have to find some other girl to be your warrior.

I know. Look, why don't you ask Sarah Goldsberg in my homeroom? She's got no

life. I'm sure she'll kung fu with you all you want.

The evil spirit could be anyone around you.

Please.

You will be a great warrior.

Ouch.

You all right?

Uh, what's he doing?

It's... sacred moat stuff.

That's cool.

Interesting.

We'll catch you at lunch, K -1.

Remember what we always say about these punks. Never show them fear.

Never let them smell it, either.

Big problem now. You're embarrassing me and messing with my rep. I would not

have to do this if you would only wear the medallion.

Evil is here.

Look, the only thing evil around here is Mr. Noonan over there.

You have no idea.

Hey, babe.

Hey, Austin.

I don't think so.

You know the rules on public displays of affection.

She started it, Mr. Tobias.

Austin! I got my eye on you, Wendy Wu.

You were so bad.

Well, you didn't call me last night. I wanted to tell you I finally got a

back from that modeling agency in San Francisco, and they said my pictures

80s retro.

That's good, right?

Um, yeah.

Congratulations. Oh, thanks.

So, I hear your cousin's in town.

Oh, my gosh. It's been so embarrassing.

Why?

That's why.

She's not the evil one. You're safe to speak with them.

Thanks.

Listen, why don't you check to see if the bathroom is safe for me?

Good idea. Your instincts are becoming sharp.

What's up with that?

Oh, he's from, like, real deep, deep inside China, and it's a very careful

culture. Huh.

So, we're still going to Maria Santiago's party, right?

Oh, yeah. The next homecoming queen shouldn't be partying without the

king.

Wendy, toilet now safe.

Ah, I guess I'll see you at lunch.

Many angry girls waiting for you to go.

Wendy! So glad I ran into you. Actually, you ran into me.

Anyway, I hope you know I was only kidding the other night on the phone

your cousin.

Oh, don't worry about it. That's how you and I are. We're like that.

Oh,

since I won't see you at soccer practice, I am so sorry about the

disqualification. From what?

Soccer? Yeah, and probably a bunch of other extracurricular activities like,

I don't know, homecoming eligibility?

No much left. I took this for you. Not now.

What do you mean?

Oh, it's written in the school bylaw.

Any student participating in any extracurricular activity must maintain a

minimum C average in all subjects.

World history. Yeah.

I don't know how the counselor found out.

Sorry.

What am I thinking?

I can't get an A in world history.

I don't know anything about China.

Midterms are in a week. There's no way.

I will help you.

What?

Your school lessons.

I know everything about the history of China.

It's required in the temple.

That's nice, but we're in school.

Temple and school are just places.

Chinese history is in here.

I can teach you how to look within.

You are kind of smart.

Okay, you can tutor me.

You must agree to wear the medallion and begin your kung fu training.

You know, you're like a dog with a bone with this kung fu thing.

Deal. You tutor, I'll train.

Would you do something to me that's any uglier?

We're going to do Kung Fu. You don't want to pull muscle or something.

I am stretching.

And you don't do Kung Fu.

Kung Fu is a way of life.

Oh, sorry.

Did you get that out of the movie?

It sounded better when Jackie Chan said it.

So, how long is this going to take? Because we really should get started on

tutoring. Not that I'm dumb or anything, but that could take longer.

We will have time for both.

as one life.

Well, what does this have to do with my Dean world history?

Your midterm is on China, and that history is within you.

Wait. Are you saying I don't have to study? No.

We all have to study. You just have to learn how to remember 1 ,500 years of

lessons.

Wait. Okay.

I'll go on with this for a minute.

How exactly do I remember this stuff?

You must focus your mind through meditation.

That weird trance thing you do going yum.

No. Yum.

Om. No.

Too bad. You would have been a great yen warrior and beautiful homecoming queen.

Now that you've focused your mind, your training will come much easier.

Okay, I'm a little behind, but I think I can catch up.

Good, we start now.

Right.

Posters and flyers. Wendy for homecoming queen flyers.

No, you're training.

You're not done.

Shen, I promised, but I didn't say when. We'll finish this summer.

Right,

fine. Right after homecoming.

Patriot, guess what?

But evil is very...

Wendy?

Time for dinner. In a minute, Grandma.

Funny Grandma.

Grandma, do you ever miss China?

Sometimes.

When I see something or hear something or even smell something, it reminds me

the village where I grew up.

The young soul.

That's pretty.

What's it mean?

Lotus Place?

What do you miss most?

Sitting on my grandfather's lap on rainy days when he couldn't go to work in the

field.

I can see... I still smell his pipe and hear his voices telling me thousand

-year -old stories about great heroes and their battles.

My favorite was about a girl who was trained by a young monk to fight

evil.

Her name was Mei Song.

And they say every 90 years, a descendant must accept responsibility

a Ying warrior.

Yeah, but Grandma, you don't really believe that stuff.

Do you?

Of course I believe it.

You told her? I didn't have to.

She already knew.

My mother was an inn warrior.

And you will be one, too.

It's a great honor.

Grandma?

Hi, everybody. I'm home.

What smells so... Oh, hi.

Who's this?

Ma, why didn't you tell us that your grandnephew on your second cousin's

father's side was visiting?

I thought I told you.

Well, I meant to.

I'm just old.

Dad, can I go ponytail?

No. That's silly.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

It's just that... Look, Shen, even though it's a little bit unannounced, we

you to feel welcome.

Please stay as long as you want.

How long do you think that'll be?

Ow!

Leg cramp.

I think he has to leave soon.

I mean, you can't stay long, right, Shen?

Oh, yes. I will be leaving as soon as I complete my mission.

Your mission?

What's your mission?

Visiting.

He's on a mission to visit us.

It's a Chinese thing. You will understand.

Enough talk.

It's very rude to our guest.

Come on.

Do you not find the history of the Terracotta Warriors to be fascinating?

How do you know about that?

Oh, great.

You read minds, too.

I cannot read minds.

I saw a poster about your exhibit of the Qin Dynasty artifacts.

Oh, right. The posters.

Yeah, it's really fascinating, but I'm having a hard time getting the research

straight. Perhaps I could help you.

One of my teachers at Jinji Temple is a direct descendant of Qin Shu Huangdi.

The first emperor of the Qin dynasty.

Hey, does it get cold under your robe, dude?

Somebody stop him, please.

Shen, I would be so grateful if you could help me understand the history of

of the artifacts.

The exhibit is next week, and I have to get everything organized.

It would be my honor.

Hey, Shen, do you know any kung fu?

Of course.

I haven't studied it for a very long time.

Do you think you could show me a couple moves?

The football coach is always on me about shaking the linebackers. They're always

tagging me from the side.

Oh, football.

American sport.

I find in defending against attacks from the side, wanting Chen moves.

What did he say, Grandma?

Chen will explain. I get the dessert.

May I demonstrate?

Please. I believe that wanting Chen in English.

It's monkey jumps over wall.

Monkey jumps over wall?

That sounded cooler in Chinese, man.

I agree.

Whoa!

Wow, that was great. You've got to teach me that. Of course.

Oh, my.

Are these mooncakes?

What are mooncakes?

A very special pastry that is made to celebrate the Chinese autumn moon

festival. Cool. When is that?

Soon. Ma, you haven't made these since I was a kid.

I didn't make them.

Please. I hope you enjoy them.

Mmm. Dude, these are good.

Kenny, aren't you going to have one?

No.

Excuse me.

Can I have this?

Ow.

But Shannon's really sweet.

Tori, nobody cares.

Just because they see me with him doesn't mean they're not going to vote

I know he's a monk.

Who cares how he dresses?

Look, I've got to go. Bye.

These are good.

But how do you get the orange off your fingers?

Suck them.

Good, huh?

Oh, hey. I was practicing that move.

Watch.

Are you alright?

Oh, yeah.

I meant to do that.

Peter, can you give me and Jenna ride to the mall? Mom said you can go shopping.

Yeah, the same way Dad said it's okay for you to ditch school and go surfing

last week.

I'll get the car.

How did you do that?

It's an ancient American move called...

Monkey jumps her smarter sister.

Come on.

Okay, we've got an hour till closing. We've got work to do.

Are we training here?

Sort of. Come on.

You win my friend

I think I owe Shannon an apology.

I didn't mean to be rude to him.

It was just when I saw these mooncakes, it was like I was a boy again.

And then I felt guilty that I grew up turning my back on all this.

I don't want to do that anymore.

You didn't do it alone.

I want us to be a Chinese -American family.

That would bite? No.

Kidding.

It's so strange.

In one night, this long -lost relative comes into our lives.

And in one evening, he gives your mother a little piece of the old country.

Gives Peter a football move.

Finds some missing pieces in your work.

And opens my eyes to something we've been missing.

It's wonderful, isn't it?

Yeah.

It's just a little sad because I don't think Wendy will get anything out of

this.

Hey, babe.

Oh, hi.

What do you think?

Uh, your shirt. It looks nice.

No.

My hair.

It looks the same.

I got highlights. See?

I figure when we went homecoming, the stage lights were really... Bring him

Yeah, great.

What are you looking for?

Oh, nobody. I just thought maybe Shen would be around.

Who?

My cousin.

Oh, yeah.

You know, we gotta stay away from him.

He's gonna wreck it for us. People are starting to talk.

Well, people should mind their own business.

Maybe he's a nice guy.

Nice guy.

Well, Warren's a nice guy, too.

But if we let him hang out with us, we might as well wait to buy our clothes on

sale.

You know? Austin, that sounds a little snobby.

Thank you. Vote for Wendy.

I don't think we're going to have an image problem with Shen anymore.

Vote for Wendy for Homecoming Queen!

Yeah, sure, I'll vote for Wendy.

Vote for Wendy.

Wendy, is that your cousin? What did you do?

Vote for Wendy.

Vote for Wendy for Homecoming Queen.

He went from monk to hunk.

Tony and I are fighting a lot.

Sorry, guys. Send this.

Here, take one.

Let's go.

Everybody

was

talking about you at school today.

You were kind of a celebrity.

Yes. It was fun.

I've never worn anything except that stupid robe.

Is that why you were so willing to change?

Buddhists say the tiger is the mightiest, but it is a chameleon who

You were such a liar.

You did it for me, didn't you?

Thank you.

No, thank you.

This is good.

What is the name of this taste?

Chocolate. What else?

Chocolate.

Wait. You've never had chocolate before?

Well, don't they have it in China?

I'm not sure.

I've never come across it in my reincarnations.

So, you remember every one of your past lives?

Some better than others.

Not all young warriors are memorable.

Will I be?

No.

I do remember your great -grandmother very well.

She almost failed.

Why?

Was she weak?

No. Yang Lo was stronger and has been getting stronger every time.

That's why you must train harder than any of your ancestors.

If I do, will I win?

I hope so.

But you may have to find the strength within you that I can teach you.

Or this may be the end for me and you and everything good.

Whoa.

Not too much pressure.

Let's talk about something else.

Tell me about your girlfriend.

You've never had a girlfriend?

What's it like being in love?

I don't know.

I'll tell you when it happens.

You and Orson are not in love.

Look, Austin's a nice guy, but he's only in love with himself.

Then why are you with him?

I guess it's because everyone says we look good together.

And it'll probably help me win homecoming queen.

An illusion of the heart.

Another Buddhist saying?

No, a shame saying.

Tell you what.

Since you like my chocolate cupcake so much, I'll make you a bunch for your

home when this big battle thing is over.

I will not be going home.

My destiny is to perish during the battle.

What? No, why?

It is how it has to be. I must sacrifice myself to save you.

It has been this way for over a thousand years.

Well, that's a little harsh.

It's all right.

I got to be a real teenager for a little while.

Well, maybe we should make it last a little longer.

So, what do you think?

Oh, this is nothing.

You should see the parties back at the temple.

Really? No.

Hey, Wayne.

Guess what?

I'm going to vote for you. Thanks.

Hi, Shane.

Hi. You know my name?

What is that?

Oh, we're kind of together.

I thought he was your cousin.

Oh, yeah.

Go ahead. Have fun.

Come on.

Come on.

Don't worry over them all. Come on, be yourself.

Be myself?

Yeah, you know, do your own thing.

What's up, Ralphie?

Where have you been?

I thought we were going to show up early and do some campaigning.

And didn't I tell you to wear the peach -colored shirt?

It goes great with this shirt.

Sorry, I've just been busy lately.

Busy?

I thought we wanted to win this thing.

I do.

I just need to spend some time with Shen right now.

Well, I'm your boyfriend, not him.

Boyfriend?

Austin, hasn't this just been an illusion of the heart?

What does that mean?

I don't know you anymore.

Austin, you never did.

Really don't need each other to win home cups.

Are you freaking out with me?

Yao Ming?

Don't know him. Which temple is he from?

Before Shen came, all that mattered was becoming homecoming queen.

But it's all different now.

I know, I know, I sound like a spoiled brat.

But you're one of my best friends.

And we can talk about anything, right?

What tip is this?

Wendy!

Where's Wendy?

She's by the pool.

Wendy!

training. And these are your teachers.

The tiger for aggression.

The snake for flexibility.

The leopard for speed.

The crane for balance.

And the dragon for invincibility.

Wait, where's the dragon?

Okay.

But you do know these guys are just little statues, right?

We'll start with the snake.

Wendy, meet the first master who will prepare you.

Uh, hi.

What's he doing?

Showing your respect.

Why? He doesn't know me.

He has known you for over a thousand years.

Hold on.

This isn't going to work.

Yes, it will.

You are stronger than you think.

No, not that. Look, I can't be seen fighting some old guy in a park. It

bizarre. I have to live in this town.

Oh, really?

Besides, it won't feel right fighting him. He didn't do anything to me.

What's

with

this?

Coach kids?

Shen, what's going on?

Yan Luo is not the only one who can possess mortals.

You didn't want to be trained by my teachers.

How about your teachers?

Okay.

This could be fun.

Don't let your body be a cage.

Be as fluid as a snake.

I'm trying, Coach.

I mean, Monk.

We must try less conventional methods with this one.

You want me to climb that?

Forget it.

Okay.

We just thought you might want your phone back.

Be as flexible as a snake.

is relative.

Slow them down with your mind.

Don't forget to read chapter eight.

Are these sticky torches?

Cool. Let me call my friends. We'll have a luau.

Ow! Time for your final lesson. The aggression of a tiger.

You have become a yen warrior.

I think you guys need this.

Come on, Chen. Let's celebrate with your first cappuccino.

I don't know what that is, but I hope it's chocolate.

I just hope when the monks leave their bodies, my teachers won't remember

anything and hold it against me.

Don't worry.

They won't. I don't think.

Well, they might.

You? Hello?

Lisa, what's wrong?

You won!

What? Your homecoming coin!

No way! Swear on the life of your calendar, Tori!

It's true, you won!

Okay, okay, I'll talk to you guys later.

Is everything okay?

Lisa's on the homecoming committee, and they just finished counting the votes.

You are now walking with the new homecoming queen. You are so lucky.

Yes, I am.

Congratulations.

Well, you know, it's all because of you. If you hadn't helped me with my history

class... Hey, I've got an idea.

Why don't you be my date?

Be your what?

Date. It means you take me to the homecoming dance.

but I can't go.

Why not?

Oh, come on. It's already bad enough I have to ask a guy for a date.

You're not gonna make me beg, are you?

You know what?

I'm definitely gonna miss chocolate cupcakes.

And this, too.

What do you mean, miss? Where are you... Oh.

Yeah.

So, when is this big battle thing in your Chinese calendar again?

The autumn moon. I know, I know you said that. Next week, next month.

Like a few days.

Few days?

How many days?

A couple.

Shen!

Tomorrow?

It's tomorrow?

Please tell me it's not during homecoming.

I'm going to go get another one of these.

Get back here!

You knew the whole time that it was going to happen during homecoming,

you?

Why didn't you tell me?

I was afraid you wouldn't train.

So you lied to me instead?

Monks don't lie.

No.

They just don't tell the truth.

Was there anything else you're hiding from me?

What if darkness commands you to awaken?

Must be indigestion.

Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

I found this for your battle.

It was my mother's.

Why are you wearing that?

I'm going to homecoming.

I won.

I see.

Grandma, I'm sorry if you're mad at me, but being a homecoming queen is all I

ever wanted.

Nobody asked me if I wanted to be a yin warrior.

You know why?

I don't.

I'm not angry with you.

You're my granddaughter.

No matter what you do.

And I've never questioned your choices.

Which does that to me?

Well, it's not going to work.

Battle evil on the most important day of my life?

Get real.

So what if evil takes over?

The world's already evil.

It's my crown and I'm going to wear it tonight.

Evil can wait.

A game?

Your yin warrior has betrayed you.

I may be alone, but I have the will of many.

Hope it's enough to beat these guys.

Just a couple more.

It's not every day you're in the presence of a queen.

Oh, you've taken enough pictures. Mom, tell him.

Oh, she's right.

Here, here, take some with the video camera.

Oh, that story. Gotta go.

Oh, and remember, they're gonna crown me at halftime. Don't be late. Bye. Bye.

Uh -oh.

Are we still monks or teachers here?

Monks.

I appreciate all the cool kung fu training and stuff.

I mean, I'm sure it'll come in handy with soccer.

Or if I join the circus.

But I have my own appointment with Destiny.

Oh.

And... And tell Shen I'm sorry.

Maybe next time.

There won't be a next time.

He's gone to battle.

Alone?

It's for you, Boaz.

Evil must face the force of the leopard.

The snake.

The crane.

The tiger.

And the yin warrior.

Jessica?

Why didn't you guys tell me it was her? I would have been here yesterday.

About ten minutes ago would have been nice, too.

Move, you big idiot!

Not too crazy about the pain, but I'll be okay.

Witness, kid warrior, the darkness of a new day.

That doesn't sound like Jessica.

It's young Lord.

I knew this weekend warrior would come to the aid of her monk.

Well, yeah.

And to save the world.

Right. And to save the world.

Attack!

You guys want to jump in now?

the museum why i don't know you're supposed to be at homecoming you're late

i mean i thought everyone already voted you queen i've been thinking

lately and there are things that are more important to me right now

you better hurry if you're gonna get that crown

I don't think this is over yet.

I was wondering why I survived this time.

It's the first time Yungo has shown that in person.

Okay.

That's not going to help me.

Let me go.

change to destiny.

I know.

Are you mad?

No, but the monks might be.

Yon -Lo has been destroyed forever.

The legend is over. How?

By something mightier than anything we could ever teach a yin warrior.

True sacrifice for the world and a friend.

purpose is finished as well. What about me?

This will be your last life.

Live it well.

He can stay?

I can stay?

Hey, you two, break it up.

We're all on the way to my place for mooncakes.

You're all invited.

Come along now.

You know, I really hate those mooncakes.

I've been eating them for a thousand years.

Let's get a cappuccino.

Let's go this way.