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[cheerful music playing]

Am I happy?

[chuckles]

Yeah. I am, yeah.

A few weeks ago I gave up my dream of becoming a big-time rapper.

[chitters]

I moved back to Schitten to focus on my family.

-Best decision of my life. -[both laughing]

What an adventure.

[crashing]

I've been doing some honest work…

Ow!

SCHITTEN-ON-HAVEL THEATER

…and finally spending some quality time with my son.

Watch out, folks!

ASTEROID UP

Asteroid flying.

THE BEST DAD (IN & AROUND SCHITTEN)

-[Tupac cooing] -Schitten for life.

FERRES FOR SCHITTEN

-What could be better than that? -[burps]

[laughing]

Everyone smile!

-[all laughing] -Yep, I'm happy.

So happy.

-[cheerful music stops] -I meant, happy with the new couch?

Oh right.

Yeah.

And what you're saying isn't even true.

You're not happy. We can all see that.

[angrily] You were the only one who didn't smile in the family picture.

I'm happy. Really.

Papa, it's so nice that you chose me, but just admit it, will you?

Admit what?

That you miss rapping.

[pensive music playing]

[Tupac] So Toni started thinking about the past few weeks.

[quacks]

[man] You're a piece of shit, Toni Fleischer!

[Tupac] Of course he missed rapping.

Toni missed rapping more than anything else.

But he made a choice. He chose Schitten, he chose Charly.

And he wanted to think it was all great.

I don't miss anything, okay?

-You-- -Don't miss anything.

Everything's great. My life's great. Schitten's great. Great, great, great.

[Tupac] He hoped that by saying it often enough, it'd eventually come true.

This is great. I mean, I love it, this is great.

Great. Really great.

Quit hassling me!

[man] Um…

[Toni] I love the couch!

[sighs]

It's very nice.

Yup.

We need a solution for this.

I wanted my papa to choose me.

But that was wrong.

He's unhappy and he misses rapping.

And there's only one person who can help him now.

This is Mr. Paule.

Toni's best friend.

Please, sir.

We're begging you to come to the premiere of our school play

and give my papa one last chance.

[laughs]

No.

[hip-hop playing]

[Paule] Charly…

close your eyes for a sec, please.

[groaning, brief clinking]

CRAP HAPPENS

-[radio jingle playing] -[woman] ♪ News from Schitten ♪

[man] Advertisement.

-[dramatic music playing] -[student] Veronica Ferres presents…

the children of the Veronica Ferres Comprehensive School.

[all] Our Shining Sun.

[student] One crew.

One mission.

Tonight.

The event that everyone's been waiting for.

Armageddon.

[crying]

[student] Adapted and directed by…

-[distorted screaming] -[student] …Mr. Paule.

Sponsored by Veronica Ferres.

SCHITTEN-ON-HAVEL THEATER

TODAY: ARMAGEDDON TOMORROW: THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW

[Tupac] The day of the premiere was here.

SOLD OUT

Careful under the asteroid.

One hour until showtime!

Not here, you idiots!

[Tupac] Preparations were in full swing.

Check this out. This one moves the asteroid.

[tweets]

This one?

This makes it crash onto stage.

But we're not doing that, because of Kevin's "accident."

Mr. Toni? Soundcheck time, okay?

Yeah.

[Tupac] And Toni did what people in his family always did

whenever things got hard.

[crowd chanting] Toni! Toni! Toni!

[chanting continues]

[chanting fades]

Test, test.

-[Tupac] He buried his feelings. -Microphone's ready.

[Tupac] But Charly was ready to force him into happiness tonight.

[quietly] All according to plan?

The elk is taking a leak.

What?

Well, yeah. All good, all good.

Okay, folks, gather round. [claps]

Listen up, everyone.

We're finally premiering.

-[sentimental music playing] -Armageddon.

Adapted and directed by me.

Paule.

And it fills me with joy,

-[music swells] -And with pride--

-[music stops] -Can you not pick your nose, Claudi?

Sorry, Mr. Paule.

It's no big deal.

In the Middle Ages…

-[music restarts] -…actors who failed on stage

were tied up to horses and ripped into pieces.

What I'm trying to say is…

not everything was bad back then.

Okay.

Let's open the doors.

Toni, head over to the control console.

And you…

[inhales shakily]

have fun.

[laughs awkwardly] Oh…

I'm so proud.

Of me.

[sobs]

Break a leg, champ.

Where's Grandpa Johnny?

I mean, he said he wanted to come by before the show starts.

[mysterious music playing]

[Tupac] Charly had good reason to worry.

The asparagus season was over,

but a person like Veronica Ferres would never let a harvest cycle hold her back.

They've already harvested it all.

Not a single blue asparagus left?

So what's the Mayor's next move, then?

That's what I'm wondering too.

[Nancy sighs]

Okay. Nancy-Pants, can you wonder a bit faster,

'cause we're running late for the play,

and Charly has a tip-top plan for Toni actually, y'know?

I don't believe it.

Get outta here! Get lost!

Argh!

Those bastards.

[Nancy whimpers]

[gasps]

Hello there.

Oh!

[front of the house call ringing]

[Tupac] Apart from Johnny and Nancy, all of Schitten was there.

Nance-mouse, it's me again.

Do you still love me?

Please call me back, I'm worried.

[Tupac] Everyone was there.

[in stupid voice] I say, with Dr. Snuts, what you see is what you get.

[woman] Oh, sure.

I gave him 20 marks! Can you believe that?

What? That's almost 15 francs! That's unbelievable.

[man] Oh, Tropical Island?

-[woman] No. -[man] Here?

[woman] Well, Tropical Island changed my life.

[man] Oh.

[woman] I have Tropical athlete's foot.

Have you seen Nancy? I can't reach her.

-Mm-mm. -I'm Doris.

Hi, Doris.

[Tupac] As with every school play,

the audience expected nothing less than groundbreaking entertainment.

Theater just sucks [bleep].

Yeah, man. Actors yammering about feelings.

[bleep] theater, [bleep] feelings.

[Tupac] And the icing on the cake, if things went according to Charly's plan,

would be Toni's performance.

But Toni himself didn't know anything about that yet.

[front of house call bell ringing]

[low growl]

[boy] Woo…

[low growl]

[girl] Bang.

-[dino growling] -[girl] Baaang.

I am the Earth.

[audience] Aw.

Long ago, back when dinosaurs still roamed

-the forests of this fertile planet… -[growling]

-Stupid. -So dumb.

[Claudi] …a chunk of rock…

almost ten kilometers in diameter brought everything to an end.

Ouch!

Upon impact, it unleashed the energy of 10,000 atomic bombs.

[audience gasps]

[whispering] So many wonderful bombs.

[Claudi] It happened once, and it will happen again.

[audience gasps]

[student in dino suit crying]

There's just one question: when?

-When? -[Claudi] The answer is…

now.

[playing dramatic music]

A massive asteroid is barreling toward Earth.

-[mechanism whirring] -[creaking and rumbling]

Wow.

[Claudi] And once again, only a team of American heroes can save the world.

["America the Beautiful" playing on organ]

[Paule] All right, Mr. President.

So in short, you want me and my boys to fly up to the asteroid,

drill a hole in it,

blow it up, and save the whole goddamn planet?

Yeah.

[Paule] Great.

So let's get to work. We have a lot to do.

[laughing]

[hushed] Nancy, where are you? Things are heating up here.

TOWN HALL

-[Johnny crying] -[blade rings]

[whimpering]

[sinister music playing]

[whimpers]

[laughs]

-That home-baked? -Mm-hmm.

-[chuckles] -Way to go, Stefan.

-Yeah. -[laughs]

-You first. -[screams]

Come here!

No, no!

[muffled yelling]

[Johnny screaming]

[gasping]

[glass clinks]

Whiskey?

Looks like it.

Do you want a glass?

Uh… Oh, no, thank you.

When I drink, I turn into a different person.

A really annoying person, don't ask.

Really, really annoying.

Let's cut to the chase, Johnny Carrera.

-Oh, okay. -Those piss-drinking Berliners

are buying up all our asparagus. We can't keep up with the orders.

I'm gonna have to start planting on a large scale right away.

Uh-huh.

We tried growing it in the lab. It didn't work, unfortunately.

Why does it make your urine odorless?

What's the secret behind this asparagus?

What do you do to it?!

Uh… I really don't know.

[scoffs]

[exhales] Goddammit.

I've tried everything.

[crying] I'm…

I'm a nervous wreck.

I'm… I'm terribly sorry.

-[sniffles] -But please don't cry, Mrs. Mayor.

Maybe this special asparagus only grows on our special land.

And will you sell me your special land, darling?

I feel honored…

erect, and really confused, but sadly, I can't. [awkward laugh]

Fine.

So, kill him, and we'll kick the family out.

Wow, that escalated quickly.

The whole town is at the theater anyway. No one will hear him scream.

Where are you going, Mom?

I have to work.

Show my face, y'know.

Always work.

Never Sergej.

Aw, that breaks my heart. Don't you wanna stay a little longer, please, for Sergej?

Please stay a little longer.

No.

I'm really sorry, Sergej.

[grunting]

[Johnny laughing nervously]

Thank you, Melanie.

I'm so dead.

That was neat.

[Johnny screams and cries]

Please, please, please!

[Johnny screaming]

[soft music playing]

[Tupac] Back in the theater,

the wise words of Michael Bay echoed from the stage.

[Sascha] Baby, do you think anybody else in the world

is doing the exact same thing as us, right this moment?

[Köbi] Yeah. Well, I hope so.

Otherwise what the hell are we trying to save?

Dude, that's brilliant.

[Tupac] Seeing Sascha like that,

Charly felt happy for her and Köbi for the first time.

And also a little embarrassed that he had a thing for his cousin.

Who doesn't know the feeling?

Play for me, Ben Affleck.

Uh, yeah, okay.

[playing sick riff]

[playing "Star-Spangled Banner" à la Jimi Hendrix]

[Tupac quacking]

I think they really like it.

[electric guitar continues]

Hello, it's me.

I'm here.

[guitar continues]

[Toni] Dalia Müller-Müller?

Dr. Drehws? What the fuck?

Hey, you all set?

Dr. Drehws in the audience right now, bro.

-What? -Yeah!

Why? What's he doing here?

-What a coincidence. -Yeah.

[continues playing]

-Go out there and rap for him. -What?

Well, since he's here, might as well go on stage and rap.

Are you nuts?

-Hey, stop! -What?

Wait, this isn't a coincidence. You did this, didn't you?

What? Nah. Nah.

Yeah, okay. Hear me out, Toni.

-I'm your friend. -We haven't really--

Your very best friend. Shh.

I know you. You have a gift, man.

You belong on stage.

How'd you even make that happen?

Well, Charly and I went to the label and asked him nicely. That's all.

-Really? -Yuh-huh.

[guitar continues]

[Drehws grunting]

Wait… is he tied up?

What did you do, Paule? Are you completely insane?

Things got out of control, Toni.

-[Drehws] Stop! [groans] -[aluminum thudding]

-[grunting and groaning] -[blow landing]

Then we carried him, me and Dalia. Uh…

We rolled him up in a carpet,

held him hostage in my garage for a while, then brought him here to the theater.

[plays final note]

[audience clapping, cheering]

I laid into him pretty hard, man.

[Paule whimpering and sobbing]

Paule?

-Not now! -Paule!

[cheering and applause continue]

How am I supposed to go on stage and rap now? He hates my guts!

[cheering, applause, whistling]

[Dalia] Toni!

Listen to me. You're gonna get out there and rap like your life depends on it.

But I don't even want to do this!

I vouched for you, man.

I left my family in the lurch.

-I took a whole lot of debts for you. -What?

-That was edited out. Forget it. -[tudum]

The point is,

we believe in you.

I believe in you.

Toni,

your son did all this for you.

[applause die down]

I wish I had a lovable son like Charly.

I'm standing right here, Papa.

I wanted you to hear that.

[grunts]

The kid's gonna be really tough. [whimpers]

[organ playing somber music]

You're in the way, you losers!

Sorry.

[Paule] Lisa, crank up the lights, goddammit!

Shit, shit, shit.

[Tupac] A battle of emotions raged in Toni's head.

Confusion, stress, a touch of hunger, worry about his son's criminal tendencies…

He was completely overwhelmed.

But that wasn't the only battle going on right now.

-[blade whips] -[Johnny] Ahh!

[sobbing] Sergej, listen.

You don't have to kill me just because your mom wants it.

You're your own person.

You are Sergej Ferres.

Mama doesn't let me use her name.

Okay, what is it then?

Sergej?

Yes, but I mean your last name.

Licious.

Sergej Licious?

Yeah.

Sergej Licious? Really?

Wow.

I admire her three-decade, two-continent spanning film career,

but Veronica Ferres is freaking insane.

[blade rings]

Ahh! No, no, no!

[Tupac] The evening was spiraling out of control.

Thank you.

-[screaming] -[Tupac] Completely.

Nearly missed the crown jewels, buddy!

-[taser clicking] -[Tupac] Toni was at his wit's end,

thinking things couldn't possibly get any weirder.

Until…

♪ I could stay awake Just to hear you breathing ♪

[Tupac] …Paule showed up.

♪ Watch you smile while you are sleepin' ♪

♪ While you're far away and dreamin' ♪

♪ I could spend my life In this sweet surrender ♪

♪ I could stay lost In this moment… forever ♪

♪ Where every moment spent with you ♪

♪ Is a moment I treasure ♪

♪ I don't wanna close my eyes ♪

♪ I don't wanna fall asleep ♪

♪ 'Cause I'd miss you, babe ♪

♪ And I don't wanna miss a thing ♪

♪ 'Cause even when I dream of you ♪

♪ The sweetest dreams would never do ♪

♪ I'd still miss you, baby ♪

♪ And I don't wanna miss a thing ♪

-[groaning] -[crashing]

[wheezing cough]

So… much… [coughs] pain.

[groaning]

♪ I don't wanna miss a thing… ♪

-[celestial harp playing] -Huh…

Am I dead?

[Wera] Not yet.

Wera!

You cannot give up yet, Johnny Carrera.

Why not? I want to join you, honey.

Drink, Johnny. Drink!

[gasps]

[Wera] Drink.

I guess I drew the shortest straw, so I'm staying behind. To save the world!

-[grunting] -[yelling]

[gasping and panting]

Take care of my little Grace.

-[grunts] -Go marry her!

-Okay! -[both groaning]

Ow!

[Paule grunts]

[grunts]

-[applause] -Toni, do you hear me? On my signal,

you come out and start rapping. Okay?

[groaning]

Ugh!

[panting]

[Wera echoing] Drink.

Ooh, whiskey.

[strains]

-[slurping] -[supernatural rumbling effect]

-[grunting and groaning] -[bones and joints cracking]

[Tupac] The reason Johnny Carrera doesn't drink

is because alcohol actually turns him into a different person.

"Johnny Liquor."

Bunga-Bunga, chubby cheeks.

[Tupac] A corny one-liner machine.

Choo-Choo! All aboard the Amtrak Beer Shits. Next stop, Boozeville!

-[laughing] -[Tupac] An antiquated bully.

So, I'm about to rearrange your teeth, sucka.

-[chuckles] -[Tupac] And a brutal fighter.

Time to die, fucker.

[grunting]

[yells, laughs]

[exclaims, laughs]

Melanie!

[laughing]

Oh yeah! Thanks, honey.

[yelling]

[laughing]

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Ahh!

[grunts]

YOU, VOTE FOR FERRES

[laughing]

[grunts, laughs]

[Sergej whimpers]

All the fighting has reduced the alcohol in my blood.

I need to keep drinking or I won't be able to fight!

I need whiskey to survive.

Oh… Oh no!

[Johnny whimpering]

-Ow! -[grunting]

I was the one who called about the duck in the tree.

[phone ringing]

[sighs]

24-hour towing service, Fleischer.

[Sergej] A duck is stuck in a tree.

[tree branch breaking, Wera screaming, thunder cracking]

You monster.

[straining]

[Johnny] No, no, no, no, no!

Not the middle finger of death.

My sensei says it's forbidden.

[Tupac] As Johnny's life flashed before his eyes…

[both yelling]

…Toni thought about what the rest of his life should look like.

[Paule] This is Harry Stamper.

A certain person's gotta come on stage before I complete my mission.

A person who hasn't always been nice to their son.

But this person has learned their lesson tonight.

I've been an awful mother! [sobs]

[Paule] No.

Uh, nope, no, no.

I knew you loved me deep down, Papa.

Shut it, Kevin!

[sighs]

I actually mean…

-Toni. -[Tupac] Toni's mind was racing.

If he goes out there now and raps, and it works,

he'll lose Charly because Charly and rap can't work.

But if he doesn't go out,

he'll never be happy because Toni without rap doesn't work either.

Shh!

What are you supposed to rap for a tied-up record label boss?

Come on, what are you doing?

-[Tupac] Ugh, it's too much pressure! -Just keep acting.

[Paule groaning]

[Paule] Ah, Toni has to come on stage and rap.

[Toni, hushed] Cut that out!

[groaning]

[Paule] Or Harry Stamper will be done for good. [groans]

[Johnny screaming and crying]

[humming from finger]

[woman] Hey!

Get your hands off my Papa.

Aww!

[distorted yelling]

[distorted] Whoa!

[Nancy continues yelling]

[distorted screaming]

[distorted yelling]

[distorted screaming]

SCHITTEN-ON-HAVEL

[distorted yelling]

Ahh!

[exhales]

Well, guess you could say he got stamped out.

-Shut it, Johnny. -Okay.

Wait, you were tied up, right? How did you free yourself?

I've been married 20 years. I'm an expert in bondage.

Sergej, you're right.

Your mother should be with you when you…

Goddammit.

[exhales]

You'll never take me alive.

-Huh! -[smoke hissing]

[Johnny] What a graceful way to make an exit.

-We have to follow her. -Can't we do that later?

If we hurry, we might make it in time to catch the finale at the theater.

-Sounds good. -[excited grunts]

Ahh! Ugh!

-Come on, Toni. -You're scaring the children!

[groaning]

-Shit. -[Tupac] In that moment,

Charly and Toni operated like father and son for the first time.

[Charly] Papa?

[Tupac] Telepathically.

[Charly] Papa?

[Toni] Huso? That you?

What?

No, it's Charly. Who's Huso?

Uh… Never mind. How can I hear your thoughts?

Communicating telepathically.

-Wow, really? Cool. -Mm-hmm.

[screaming]

[Toni] Okay, first of all, you're grounded for kidnapping a record label boss.

[Charly sighs] Yeah, okay. Okay.

Now get out there and rap.

But what do we do if I make it and my career takes off?

What about us?

-I won't have any time. -I know.

[Toni] It'll be fucking exhausting.

Papa, we'll figure it out together.

Grandma likes the idea too.

[Wera] Do something right for once, kid. Go out there and rap.

[exhales]

[keyboard playing touching music]

Uh…

Hello.

[Toni clears throat]

♪ Uh, aw yeah, straight outta Schitten ♪

♪ They said I'd never make it With the rhymes that I've written ♪

♪ On the microphone Escaping where I'm from ♪

♪ And then that's when The fame and money would come ♪

♪ And yet I thought My life was much harder ♪

♪ But nothing could prepare me For being a father ♪

♪ Can you understand the plight Of becoming a parent overnight? ♪

♪ Without a game plan How could I do this? ♪

♪ My stepfather is younger than me I insist ♪

♪ A real kooky dude Sick motherfucker ♪

♪ You might call him a schmuck But me, I call him Papa ♪

♪ Take care of others Is what you gotta do ♪

♪ But living for myself Was all that I knew ♪

♪ It's like, on this planet Is where I landed ♪

♪ Orbiting around myself, goddammit ♪

♪ All I wanted was to fend for myself ♪

♪ I wouldn't listen to no one else ♪

♪ We're all alone together The human race ♪

♪ On this lonely trip Through outer space ♪

FENCE PAINT 5 LITERS

♪ On this lonely trip Through outer space ♪

♪ I used to think Schitten was really a dump ♪

♪ Until I realized it's the people That makes my heart pump ♪

♪ Paule, you're the biggest Clown in town ♪

♪ But truth is You're the best friend that I've found ♪

♪ Karo, your next wedding I'll be rapping a song ♪

♪ And Kaia, soon we'll be Blowing shit up with your bombs ♪

♪ We got it covered The policeman's my sis ♪

♪ Nancy's the best Fleischers never snitch ♪

♪ And Jörg, my brother-in-law I'm now admitting ♪

♪ You're the number one Best dentist in Schitten ♪

♪ And I miss her ♪

♪ Although Mama is gone ♪

♪ But her nagging and bitching ghost Still carries on ♪

♪ Gyeah, from Schitten I tried to flee ♪

♪ 'Cause I left Schitten Schitten never left me ♪

♪ Who'd have thought That I could ever be a dad ♪

♪ So on your feet, Schitten Let's give Charly a hand ♪

[all cheering]

♪ All I wanted was to fend for myself ♪

♪ I wouldn't listen to no one else ♪

♪ We're all alone together The human race ♪

♪ On this lonely trip Through outer space ♪

♪ On this lonely trip Through outer space ♪

[music ends]

Wow.

[gag pops]

Bravo!

-Yeah! -[all cheering and applauding]

Yeah, man!

Woo-hoo! Hell yeah!

[Tupac] Everyone cheered for Toni.

The entire town, and his family.

[all chanting] Toni! Toni! Toni!

[Tupac, emotionally] Family.

My family.

My family is dead.

Because of Toni!

Toni! [quacks]

Time for revenge.

[quacks]

[creaking and rumbling]

Shit.

[all gasping]

Whoa, what?

[all] Shit!

[Charly] Papa?

[groans softly]

-[wry country note playing] -[distant dog barking]

-[grunts] -Papa.

Papa.

[laughs softly]

[Johnny] Teddy Bear!

Huh…

[Jana] What a perfect evening.

And we owe all of it to only one person.

-Paule. -[Toni] What?

Paule. That play was [bleep] wonderful.

Uh… [stammers] Thank you?

I mean, you directed it, acted in it, you sang.

The genius of Schitten.

Paule.

[all joining in chanting] Paule, Paule, Paule!

-Paule! -[Toni] Hello…

-[chanting continues] -Hello…

-Hello, guys, can I just… -[chanting stops]

-[Toni exhales] -Oh yes, of course.

Best friend. [giggles]

[sighs]

-Dr. Drehws… -Mm-hmm?

Did I pull it off?

Of course. [laughs]

-[people chuckling] -[sighs in relief]

I'll see you Monday in the studio.

[all laughing]

Okay. Let's go to the junkyard, y'all. Let's find [bleep] to blow up!

[all cheering]

[woman] All right!

Well, you did it.

I'm proud of you, Dad.

Thank you.

For everything.

[groaning]

Sorry.

-It's okay. -Sorry, sorry.

It's good, it's good.

Let's get you home now, champ.

Don't call me that.

[Instrumental version of "What Is Love" by Haddaway playing on organ]

That should do it.

[Tupac] Yep, that's how the story ended.

[happy sigh]

After that, it was your typical "ever after."

Toni was successful, had a great time with Charly,

lived a long life, had 30 or so grandkids,

did a lot for the duck population in Brandenburg.

You know, just good stuff all around.

As president of the Toni Fleischer Foundation for Waterbirds

and the German Rap Monuments, I'd like to thank you for your attention.

-[quacking] -Take care of yourselves.

Call your parents. Be kind.

Tupac out.

[Toni] Um…

Oh shit. [exclaiming shakily]

[yelling weakly]

Shit, shit. Shit, shit, shit!

Oh…

["What Is Love" continues]

["What Is Love" ends]

[hip-hop playing]

[Toni] ♪ Giving my mom some dick? Well, truth be told ♪

♪ You're too late, my mom's dead Her freaking body is cold ♪

♪ So maybe find someone else To ride your dick ♪

♪ I just got the call With strikes of lightning she was hit ♪

♪ That's why them jokes ain't rich ♪

♪ But Svenni's right I'm a fat, useless bitch ♪

♪ I always thought that One day I'd be Tupac ♪

♪ But nowadays Everyone's encouraging me to stop ♪

♪ I left my small town To prove that I'm an innovator ♪

♪ It turns out I'm just A corny, phony imitator ♪

♪ When I was young and fresh I used to spit the nicest ♪

♪ I guess I paid the prices Going through midlife crisis ♪

♪ Now we're here again Rapping at some world-weary kid ♪

♪ Myriad of raps Although he's never had his period ♪

♪ My whole life I just knew That I was gonna blow ♪

♪ But when you watch your life go by That ain't the way it goes ♪

♪ All my life I knew I'd be a master rapper ♪

♪ But my resume just says that I make pizza faster ♪

♪ Believe in me? Not even my moms ♪

♪ Ashamed for 10 years I never went home ♪

♪ Shit, man Mom gave it to me straight ♪

♪ There was no way I would ever make it With the rhymes that I create ♪

♪ But I'm still on it Realizing that I'm a pawn ♪

♪ Dime a dozen, chasing a bullshit dream Until time is gone ♪

♪ Fuck it 'Cause it's too late for that, y'all ♪

♪ I think I should just leave it all ♪

[duck quacking]

[water flowing]

[duck quacks]

[multiple ducks quacking]

-[duck quacks] -[truck door opens and closes]