All language subtitles for 1x13 Zoo Balloon

Let me see these
permission slips to the zoo.

And they better be real,
'cause I can tell

- if you faked a Herbie Hancock.
- Oh, it's John Hancock.

Girl, I know.
I just say whatever I want.

You ain't learned that yet?
(chuckles)

Chad, did you forge
your mom's signature?

No?

It says "Chad's Mom."

That's her name?

You're staying behind
with the rest of the kids

who don't have permission slips.
Come on.

I love field trips.

I get to do
Mr. Johnson's Day Off.

That's when I watch
Ferris Bueller's Day Off,

which is a movie
about a depressed kid

who murders
his father's Ferrari.

Mr. Johnson, sorry to interrupt
whatever this is,

but these kids
need to stay with you.

Well, looks like
Ava switched this day

from Ferris Bueller's Day Off
to The Breakfast Club.

Life moves pretty fast,

and if you don't stop
every once in a while

to take a look,
you might --

Missed one.
(chuckles)

Come on in.

(Maker's "Hold'em" playing)

♪

- It's zoo time!
- (kids cheering)

I got some free chaperones
so that I could save money --

we could save money!

One of whom is my daughter, Taylor.

And Taylor
lives in New York City!

CHILDREN: Boo!

Boo!

O-Oh, sorry.

I heard people booing New York,
and my instinct just kicked in.

You knew
they were gonna do that.

Okay, class, this is --

Oh, I guess
you've already met Zach.

Yeah, Scrub and Bubbles
will take that mark right off.

But you got to use the foam,
not the spray.

Uh, Tariq, you cannot trade
a sandwich.

You need to eat
your sandwich.

I pay taxes.
I ain't gotta eat no sandwich.

AVA: Janine,
there can't be any mishaps.

I didn't exactly
"fill out" the paperwork

for the school district.

Wait.
Then why are we going?

'Cause I wanna go to the zoo,
so keep your man in check.

AVA:
Tariq's been doing great.

He's been doing shows
for F.A.D.E.,

that drug prevention program,
all around Philly.

And he has been waking up
at 11:50

to get a jump on his day.

So proud.

I don't know why people act like
it's hard to watch kids, anyway.

Watch this. Hey,
when I move, you move.

CHILDREN:
Just like that!

When I move, you move.

CHILDREN:
Just like that!

When I move, you move.

CHILDREN:
Just like that!

Hold up. I'm missing a kid.

This one of yours?

I found him
hiding inside a trash bag.

I almost threw him out.

Kenny, yeah. Come on, man.
Thank you, Mr. Johnson.

Can I go to the water zoo
instead?

You mean the aquarium?

N-Next time, buddy.
Go ahead, sit down.

- Is Kenny okay?
- Yeah, he's...

just a little nervous
about going into second grade.

Oh, I get it.
New experiences can be tough.

Which I get.

I remember the first time
I had clam chowder.

'Cause it was yesterday,
and it was awful.

Hey, you know,
I'm probably gonna be

Kenny's 2nd grade teacher.

Why don't you just let him get
a head start with me today?

- That'd be great. Yeah.
- Yeah? Okay.

Hey, Kenny,

would you like to be
in my group today?

Uh, not really.

That's the spirit.
I got 'em.

BARBARA: Go ahead.

All right, now, has everybody
used the bathroom?

This is your last chance!

TAYLOR: Were we this crazy
when I was in your class?

No. And I blame
Real Housewives.

The kids watch
with their mothers,

and every season,
a new beast is created.

- (chomps)
- Wha--

Don't bite me with
your fake Gucci jacket!

All right, sit down!
And every--

Just relax, okay?
Just relax!

Mrs. Howard,
I've gotta use the bathroom.

Party bus!
If you're excited, say, "Yass!"

(all cheer)

Okay. What big cat's
everybody gonna see first?

- CHILDREN: Lions!
- Lion! That's right.

Boom.

Meow, y'all!
(laughs)

What? Ava, you really
had to change into that?

Of course I did. The zoo
is a Mecca for single dads.

Better pickings than
a Sunday brunch up in there.

Now, who ready
for the zoo?!

- (engine starts)
- CHILDREN: Me!

(all cheering)

(engine revs)

The ♪

♪ Wheels on the bus
go round and round ♪

Round and round ♪

Round and round ♪

Okay.
So, just remember,

everyone needs to be
with their buddy,

and if you see someone, like,
start to meander off --

- Bruh!
- What?

I just got an e-mail
from F.A.D.E. headquarters.

Oh, no.
Did they have a problem

with one of
your performances?

- Yeah.
- Oh.

Yeah, they got a problem with me
not doing more of them.

- Wait. What?
- Oh, man.

I didn't want to jinx it
by telling you, but...

they want me to do
a whole tour,

like, every elementary school
in New York

and record a whole album
of, like, anti-meth songs

called
"Meth-od To My Madness."

- Oh!
- It just got confirmed.

Oh, my goodness!

Everybody catchin'
F.A.D.E. fades.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh, Tariq!

- This is incredible!
- I know, it's wild.

It's crazy to think that I,
Tariq Temple,

could single-handedly stop
drug use in all of America.

Well, I am really proud
of you, baby.

This is everything
you've been working for.

It's everything
we've been working for.

- Yeah. (laughs)
- This is crazy.

So, does this mean
that you're going to be

working full-time
in New York City?

I mean, yeah, at least for,
like, the next year, right?

You know.
Whoo! (laughs)

Jadakiss don't even know,
but we 'bout to have, like,

the craziest rap beef
in rap beef history.

'Cause you know,
he stole my laugh.

A-ha! A-ha!

She doesn't know
about that. Yeah.

Well, this is just such
amazing news, Tariq. Wow.

Yeah.
I gotta call 'em back.

- (laughs)
- (chuckles)

- We moving to New York, baby!
- Wait. What?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta
talk to, uh, Mr. F.A.D.E.

What do you mean
there's no Mr. F.A.D.E.?

(indistinct conversations)

- Two, three...
- There you go. Right there.

Yeah.
When I move, you move.

CHILDREN:
Just like that!

- Uh, yeah, that's all of them.
- Yeah.

- I can hear it.
- Come on, let's go.

- Come on, guys.
- Okay. So, what's your plan?

I don't know.
I mean, New York is really far.

Far for me, anyway.

I've never lived anywhere
outside of Philly.

And, I don't know,
there are a lot of schools there

that could use
a teacher like me.

But I just refilled
my transit pass, and...

I don't know, maybe this is
just, like, that moment --

Okay. I just meant what exhibit
did you plan on hitting first?

Oh, um, the flamingos?

Oh, hey, 'Neen!

That's the best neck
I ever seen. Look.

- Come on.
- MELISSA: Okay, kids, come on.

Let's play a game called
"How many animals do you spot

on the way to getting
Ms. Schemmenti a hot pretzel?"

This one looks best on me.
(chuckles)

Now take a candid of me
walking in,

and I'll tell you when.

('80s rock music plays)

♪

Oh!

You like dancing?

Well, this dance is called
"the vac it up."

I heard it's going viral.

You, plug it in.

I want y'all to take turns
and have fun.

All right, children, get ready
to see my favorite animal --

the tuatara!

It's a lizard that arrived here
at the zoo

the same year
I started teaching.

What? Where's...

Oh, excuse me.
Where's Duster?

Oh, he's in a reserve.

When the stimulation here
gets to be too much,

- we retire them.
- Retire them?

But he's been here
as long as I've been coming.

Cycle of life.

Oh.

Melissa, they have retired
my Duster.

Retired
like my Uncle Anthony

or retired
like my Uncle Tony?

It's just a lizard, Barb.

Duster is a tuatara.

He is an institution that
I have been coming here to visit

for 30 years.

He's been working
as long as I have!

Retirement?

Okay, guys, let's give
Mrs. Howard a minute.

Move out.

And that is how birds
are related to dinosaurs.

CHILDREN: Ooh!

Theropods, to be exact,
which means they're bipedal.

Come on. Do your job, son.

- (scoffs)
- Macaws need a variety...

Hey.
Kenny, how you doing?

You, uh, enjoying learning
about that bird life?

I guess.

You know, Kenny,
I hear you're worried

about going to
the second grade.

But it really isn't
that big a change.

It's, like,
two nickels' worth.

Yeah, you'll have
all the same friends,

and it'll be
in the same place.

- Really?
- Yeah.

That's good, I guess.

Yeah, it isn't like
you'd be moving to a new city

where you maybe don't know
anyone except for one person.

And maybe that person
isn't even thinking

about how this
is gonna affect you.

It's just crazy.

All right. Let's regroup
after the bird show, all right?

That's a parakeet.

(sighs)

How's Kenny?

Oh.

He's okay. Um...

Definitely scared,
but I get it.

Change can be scary.

But you know that
better than anyone --

you know, as a sub.

You're here one day

and in a totally different
school tomorrow.

Well, not anymore, actually.

Just got this today.

You're full-time?

Yeah, Abbott
is a special place.

And you helped me realize that,
so thank you.

Yeah.

Is there a skunk around here?
Because my eyes are watering.

(both laugh)

I got you
a clam chowder

since you loved it
so much yesterday.

Oh!

They sell clam chowder
at the zoo?

In -- In a bowl
you can eat.

- Yay!
- (Chuckles)

And it helps
with the search for food.

And that's why you don't feed
a bird any meat, kids,

because then they'll revert back
into a T. Rex.

Now, who wants to go
on a real tour?!

Come on!

I'm about to show y'all
how I do.

- (sighs)
- I should probably go with her

so they don't wind up
on the news.

- You -- Do you want some?
- No, I just had some.

- You sure?
- It's all for you.

I heard about Tariq's
new gig.

The zoo is buzzing.

Yeah. I'm really happy
for Tariq.

Can't imagine Abbott
without you.

I really can't imagine
not being at Abbott.

I can't, um...

I'm -- I'm gonna go, uh,
find some, uh, hippos.

Um... Guys.

- Careful.
- BARBARA: Slow down, now.

Careful, careful.

(sighs)

Are you at least having
a good day at the zoo, Barb?

You know, one of the last things
I get to do with my students

before they move on
to first grade

is to come out here
and visit with Duster,

and class after class,
they graduate,

and it seems like ol' Barbara
is in the same place.

And... I just don't know

if I have the energy
for this anymore.

Maybe I should
just move on.

Wow. Been kind of thinking
the same thing lately.

What, you're thinking about
quitting teaching?

No. I'm thinking about --

Wait, you're thinking about
quitting teaching?

- (chuckles)
- TARIQ: Yeah, you know,

none of these dinosaurs
is actually real, you know,

or else we'd all be a meal.

(laughs)
Oh, wait! That's a bar.

You know, dinosaurs,
they been extinct,

went bye bye bye like NSYNC.

T. Rex, he's the meanest,
got little arms,

- can't even touch his --
- JANINE: Tariq! Tariq.

...head...because
all the dinosaurs is dead.

Except me. Rawr!

- (children screaming)
- Raar! Raar!

- Hey, baby.
- Hi.

This is fun.

I wanted to talk to you
about New York.

Yes, yes, okay.

So, I've been looking at
some apartments

and seeing the pricing, and,
whoa, buddy, can't swing that.

- Yeah.
- So I've been looking at

some really roomy closets
in, like, Bushwick.

- You know?
- This is, um...

It's a really big conversation.

- Uh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

And, look, I don't want to
force any decisions

on your behalf.

You know I'm a feminist.

That's why I let you pay
for all my stuff, and --

Yeah,
and I appreciate that.

Um, it's just that...

you know how much
I love my job,

and you know how much
I love Philly.

And, um...

What are you thinking,
'Neen?

Just...

You know how when a butterfly
comes out of its cocoon?

Are we talking, like,
monarch butterfly?

No, I, um...

I guess what I'm saying...

You know what?
Never mind.

Cool.

Wait, I think
you're missing a kid.

- What?
- Yeah, yeah.

When I move, you move!

CHILDREN:
Just like that!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're down one backup singer.

That's supposed to have
more bass in it.

Kenny!

Yes, yes, Kenny.

That's my bass. Kenny.

Oh, my God.
We lost Kenny.

I lost Kenny. I lost a kid.
I'm negligent.

Damn. You're supposed to be
the boring, dependable one.

This is an unsanctioned
field trip.

I'm not doing
jail time for you.

Melissa, get zoo security
to make an announcement.

- On it.
- Jacob, Zach,

I need you to check the buses thoroughly,

- then stand near the exit.
- Let's go.

Gregory, Janine,
check the zoo balloon

in case Kenny goes airborne.

- Kids love balloons.
- Okay.

Tariq, Ava, stay here

- with the other children.
- Kenny!

- Got it.
- Taylor, watch them.

- JANINE: Kenny!
- BARBARA: Y'all stay

- together now.
- JANINE: Kenny!

Kenny!

Kenny?
Oh, my God.

I cannot believe
I lost him.

- What I was thinking?
- It's all right.

BOTH: Kenny!

I have been through this
many times before.

(Gregory and Janine shouting
"Kenny!")

The worst was 2005.

A child by the name of August
got lost in The Hershey Factory,

looking for a chocolate river.

Mnh!

Kondo, you so crazy.

I am so bored.

MR. JOHNSON: Oh, you're bored?

Then write me a one-page essay
due by the end of the day.

About what?

Um, how about
superheroes?

Can I just draw?

Whatever it takes
to keep you out of my hair.

Sir, you are bald.

Kenny!

Kenny.

Gregory, I found him.

- I got it, I got it.
- Uh, are you sure?

Yeah. Hey, Kenny.

We were so worried about you.
Are you all right?

(basket door closes)

No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

- Hey, uh, excuse me, sir.
- Hmm?

- We -- We need to get off.
- Too late, little lady.

As the saying goes,

once the gate's closed,
it's away we goes!

(metal clinks)

- (basket creaks)
- (gasps)

(indistinct conversations)

Well, this should be interesting.

Janine was afraid of heights
going up a ladder,

and now she's much higher.

GUIDE: Over there is
the new Schuylkill Boardwalk.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Hey, could you let go
of my hand, please?

- Oh.
- Check that out if you can.

Are you afraid,
Ms. Teagues?

Yes. Ms. Teagues
is afraid of heights.

You know,
I gotta tell you,

watching you snap
into Super Barbara Mode,

that really took me back

to when we started working
at Abbott.

That was back when I used to
dress like Janine.

(laughs)

You're not
a turturro.

- Tuatara.
- Whatever.

My point is,
unlike the fancy lizard,

no one's gonna take you
and put you in the back.

I mean, it's up to you.

My opinion --
you've gotten better with age.

Like good wine

- and Stanley Tucci.
- (chuckles)

Well, you know, maybe one day,
I will pack it in.

But today
is not that day.

- Mnh-mnh.
- (chuckles)

Is that a water ice?

I was looking for the kid
while I was getting it.

JANINE: Kenny, it was very scary
when you ran away.

Everyone was worried
about you.

And we need to get off
this balloon.

(sighs) Look, second grade
is gonna be incredible.

You're gonna love it
just as much as first grade --

maybe even more.

And sometimes, the best things
you can ever do are...

the scary things.

And they help you grow.

GUIDE: You can see William Penn
really well from up here.

And you're gonna have
a pretty cool teacher

to help you
every step of the way.

(sighs)

So we're gonna do this
together, you know?

We're going to love it,
even if it scares us.

So now do you love
being on this balloon?

No, I'm still very scared.

But I'm gonna try to be brave
and stand up.

Okay.

Let's look over the side!

Oh, da da da!
Not that brave yet.

(wind whistling)

- Ms. Teagues?
- Huh?

You're squeezing me.

- Ohh. There we go.
- Whoo!

JANINE: Oh, my God.
What a ride.

Did you see me up there?

I am so happy
that Kenny is fine

and that we're gonna get him
to the second grade,

but, like, I don't know.

What a rush!
(laughs)

I can make changes.

And...change is good.

Everyone's making changes.

I am always out of breath.

It's like...
What is that?

Because I feel like I should
get that checked out.

Ooh!
You did that, baby.

(chuckles)
That's crazy.

I was --
You was up in the sky.

I was -- I was scared, honestly.
I was very scared.

I started rapping
when I was scared. I was like...

(rapping) ♪ That's my little
balloon baby ♪

♪ Stay away
from them squirrels ♪

♪ You might get
them new rabies ♪

Tariq,
I'm so proud of you.

You've worked really hard,

and now you're getting
your big break.

Well, you know,
it's a little break,

but I'm grateful for it,
like how I'm grateful for you.

Tariq, I think our lives
are going down different paths.

I think we should
take a break.

A break from what,
'Neen?

I don't want to move
to New York.

So...you want to do
long distance?

No. I want us
to take a break

for the time
that you're in New York.

I'm sorry.

We've been together
since bag lunches.

- Like...
- I know.

I'm jelly,
you're peanut butter.

I know, Tariq.

I-I don't...
(sighs)

What did that Kenny kid
say to you in the balloon?

I knew he wasn't my dawg.

I think we have
this opportunity

to figure out who we are
without each other.

I know I need that time.

So, can I use that time
to smash other people or nah?

Mm.

- One last one for the road?
- Yeah.

(bus engine idling)

(indistinct conversations)

I'm so glad they found that kid.

I thought I was gon'
lose my job again. (chuckles)

(high-pitched) Choo-choo!
All aboard the fun bus.

Come on!

(silly voice) Now that
was a good silly voice.

- Well, thank you.
- Mm. We are amused.

(laughs)

(normal voice)
I'm excited for next year.

This is what it looks like
when I'm excited.

But at the end of the day,

it wasn't a hard decision
to stay here.

Abbott is a special place

with a lot
of really special people.

(indistinct conversations)

You've come a long way,
Miss Teagues.

And I'm happy
you're staying at Abbott.

It's where you belong.

Thank you, Mrs. Howard.

(children shouting)

Excuse me.

Sit down!

(shouting stops)

(door squeaks)

(air brakes hiss)

CHILDREN: ♪ The wheels on
the bus go round and round ♪

JANINE: Abbott Elementary
is a special place.

I knew it when I got here.

Just now, I feel like
I'm part of it.

I'm one of these great teachers.

This is what I'm meant to do.

CHILDREN:
The wipers on the bus... ♪

It's gonna be great.

And I'm gonna be fine.

We all are.

(school bell rings)

♪

MR. JOHNSON:
"Dear Mr. Johnson,

we know
we couldn't go to the zoo

because we didn't have
signed permission slips.

But we think it's bananas
to make us write about

what superhero
is our favorite..."

BOY: Because our real heroes
are our teachers.

They don't have cool powers
like Spider-Man

or invisible cars
like Wonder Woman --

- Oh! - BOY: ...some of them

can't afford cars --

but they still are our heroes.

Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,

The Abbott Elementary
Breakfast Club.

♪

That's trash.

♪

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