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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,434 --> 00:00:05,437 [♪♪] 2 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:25,858 [SIGHING] 3 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:27,526 HERE WE GO. 4 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:29,495 OKAY... 5 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:30,696 GO GET YOUR BONE, GO GET YOUR BONE! 6 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:32,097 GO GET IT! 7 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:34,600 THAT WAS A GOOD RUN. 8 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:37,469 WHAT WAS THAT, FIVE K? 9 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:40,672 THAT MUST BE 35 K IN DOG. 10 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:41,740 [LAUGHS] 11 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,809 ...WELCOME BACK TO "WAKE UP, DENVER"! 12 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:45,210 AND IF YOU'RE NOT QUITE UP YET, 13 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:48,914 THIS NEXT SEGMENT IS SURE TO GET YOUR BLOOD PUMPING. 14 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:50,749 STOPPING BY TO VISIT WITH US TODAY 15 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,218 IS NONE OTHER THAN DR. SUSIE, 16 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:56,989 BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF "WHAT'S WRONG WITH MR. RIGHT." 17 00:00:57,023 --> 00:00:58,524 AND "CHECKLIST FOR LOVE." 18 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:02,594 DR. SUSIE WILL BE TALKING TO US ABOUT HER CURRENT BEST-SELLER. 19 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:04,063 "THE DATER'S HANDBOOK" 20 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:06,632 A HOW-TO FOR THE MODERN, SINGLE GAL. 21 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:08,867 WELCOME, DR. SUSIE. 22 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,569 I HAVE READ YOUR BOOK, AND I LOVE IT. 23 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:12,471 BUT FOR THE AUDIENCE MEMBERS WHO HAVEN'T, 24 00:01:12,505 --> 00:01:14,973 WHY ARE SO MANY WOMEN HAVING ISSUES 25 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:17,142 FINDING THE RIGHT MEN IN TODAY'S DATING WORLD? 26 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:19,678 WELL, LIKE WITH MOST ISSUES IN LIFE, 27 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:21,680 THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. 28 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:23,782 NOW, IN THIS CASE, 29 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,250 IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE HARD TO ADMIT, 30 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:26,485 BECAUSE, LADIES, 31 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:29,688 THE PROBLEM IS NOT THE MEN IN YOUR LIFE, 32 00:01:29,722 --> 00:01:30,689 IT'S YOU. 33 00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:33,692 THAT'S RIGHT! YOU! 34 00:01:33,726 --> 00:01:35,727 YOU'RE CHOOSING THE WRONG KIND OF MAN. 35 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,664 YOU'RE PICKING THE REBEL GUY, THE FUN GUY, 36 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:40,165 THE BROODING ARTIST, 37 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,202 WHEN, REALLY, WHAT YOU NEED IS SOMEONE WHO IS RELIABLE, 38 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:47,206 RESPONSIBLE, DEPENDABLE. 39 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:51,610 RELIABLE, RESPONSIBLE AND DEPENDABLE? 40 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:53,145 DUKE, THAT'S YOU. 41 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:54,146 THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU. 42 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:56,148 YOU'RE LOYAL, YOU'RE ALSO LOYAL. 43 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:58,083 DOG WALKER'S COMING AT NOON. 44 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,085 BYE, DUKE. 45 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,255 [♪♪] 46 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:04,289 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 47 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:06,558 HI, BOB. THANK YOU FOR CALLING BACK. 48 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:09,862 OKAY, HERE IS THE CAPSULE PITCH FOR YOUR LOGO. 49 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:10,929 THINK ABOUT IT, 50 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:14,299 EVERY DAY, MILLIONS OF FANS FILL STADIUMS, 51 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:16,301 DOLING OUT THEIR HARD-EARNED MONEY 52 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,936 ON THEIR FAVORITE BEVERAGE, 53 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,771 BUT WHEN THEY LOOK INSIDE THEIR CUP, 54 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,073 THEY SEE NOTHING, 55 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:24,209 SIX BLANK INCHES OF WHITE PLASTIC. 56 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:26,645 BUT, BOB, WHAT THEY COULD BE SEEING 57 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:27,679 IS YOUR COMPANY'S LOGO. 58 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:30,716 NOW, THAT IS PRIME ADVERTISING SPACE, 59 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,752 AND, BOB, THE FIRST PERSON TO CLAIM IT WOULD BE YOU. 60 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:35,587 MM-HMM. 61 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:36,588 THAT IS GREAT NEWS. 62 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:38,624 OKAY, WE CAN HAVE THE LOGOS PRINTED 63 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:39,791 AND SHIPPED OUT TO YOU BY... 64 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,094 OH, UH... WEDNESDAY THE 15TH. 65 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:43,562 FRIDAY THE 17TH... 66 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:44,663 OKAY, GREAT. 67 00:02:44,697 --> 00:02:46,265 WE WILL SEND YOU AND EMAIL CONFIRMATION. 68 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:47,633 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR BUSINESS, 69 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,001 WE APPRECIATE IT. 70 00:02:49,035 --> 00:02:50,936 [LAUGHS] BYE-BYE. 71 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:52,671 WE'LL SEND IT ON WEDNESDAY, AND HE'LL LOVE US. 72 00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:54,306 UM, CAN YOU MAKE SURE 73 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:55,841 THAT FIRST THING MONDAY MORNING TO EMAIL THOSE GRAPHICS? 74 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,142 OKAY. 75 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,144 OH, UM, ACTUALLY, CASS, 76 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,780 MONDAY DOESN'T WORK FOR ME. 77 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:04,249 HOW COULD I FORGET? 78 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:06,151 YES, IT'S YOUR BIG WEEKEND. 79 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,953 YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED. 80 00:03:07,987 --> 00:03:10,322 FINE, GO, ABANDON ME, 81 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,658 AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 82 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:13,892 I CAN NOT STOP DOING THIS. 83 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:15,594 I'VE TRIED, I CAN'T. 84 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:16,828 I'M GETTING MARRIED! 85 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:17,863 [SQUEALING IN EXCITEMENT] 86 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:20,065 I'M GOING TO BE MRS. DANA SCHMOINTZ. 87 00:03:20,099 --> 00:03:21,600 SCHMOINTZ! 88 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:24,236 MRS. SCHMOINTZ, OKAY! 89 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:26,071 SHE'S TAKING HIS LAST NAME? 90 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:27,072 NO HYPHEN? 91 00:03:27,106 --> 00:03:29,308 WHAT KIND OF NAME IS SCHMOINTZ? 92 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:30,909 AN ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS ONE. 93 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,177 NO, BUT SHE WAS SO HAPPY. 94 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,646 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN ANYONE THAT EXCITED 95 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:35,747 ABOUT ANYTHING, 96 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:36,815 EVER. 97 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:37,983 I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE COULD GET THAT EXCITED. 98 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:39,051 OF COURSE, SHE'S EXCITED. 99 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:41,887 MARRYING SCHMOINTZ IS HER FAIRY-TALE DREAM. 100 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:43,088 IT'S KIND OF LIKE OUR WEDDING, HUH, HONEY? 101 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:44,623 IT WAS A FAIRY TALE. 102 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:45,691 A DREAM... 103 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:46,692 NIGHTMARE. 104 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,060 WELL, NAUSEOUS. 105 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:49,828 THEN I RAN AWAY, 106 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:50,829 THEN I THREW UP. 107 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:52,030 YEAH, SHE'S NOT KIDDING 108 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,198 BECAUSE I HAD TO HOLD THE VEIL. 109 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,700 YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD SISTER. 110 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,368 OH, LOOK, HERE COMES YOUR BOYFRIEND, 111 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,270 BEARING GIFTS. 112 00:03:58,304 --> 00:03:59,771 YOU GUYS HAVE TO TRY THESE. 113 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:01,173 CILANTRO-SESAME-HONEY CHICKEN WINGS. 114 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:02,641 AND BECAUSE I CAN'T HANG WITH YOU 115 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:03,875 BECAUSE WE'RE SHORT-STAFFED, 116 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,078 THESE ARE ON THE HOUSE. 117 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:07,913 NICE, WELL, WE LIKE FREE. 118 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:10,148 UH, WELL, YOU KNOW I LOVE WINGS, 119 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:12,684 I JUST, I CAN'T HAVE THEM BECAUSE... 120 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:14,920 BECAUSE OF THE HONEY. 121 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,290 DUH, SHE'S ALLERGIC? 122 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:20,058 HMM. 123 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:22,894 IT'S, UH... YEAH, THEY'RE INTERESTING. 124 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:25,397 -INTERESTING... -TANGY. 125 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:27,232 GREAT, OKAY, SO HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING TOMORROW, GUYS, 126 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,700 COLLEGE GAMES START AT 11:00, RIGHT? 127 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:29,701 PICK UP SOME SUBS, 128 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:30,902 GET IN FRONT OF A BIG SCREEN, 129 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:31,903 BOOM, FOOTBALL MARATHON. 130 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,405 BOOM, WE ARE SO IN. 131 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,707 WE HAVE TWO BIRTHDAY PARTIES TOMORROW. 132 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,309 WE ARE SO OUT 133 00:04:37,343 --> 00:04:38,377 'CAUSE OF THE BIRTHDAY PARTIES. 134 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,279 AND WE HAVE DANA'S WEDDING. 135 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:41,713 CASS, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, 136 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:43,315 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT WEDDINGS. 137 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:44,449 WAIT A SEC, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THIS WEDDING? 138 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:45,717 NO, I DON'T DO WEDDINGS. 139 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,085 [CHUCKLES] 140 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,253 WHAT? 141 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,254 AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT? 142 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,956 OH, I COULDN'T ASK HIM TO MISS THE GAMES. 143 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:53,091 THAT ARE ON EVERY WEEK. 144 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,127 THAT WOULD BE SELFISH OF ME. 145 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:56,895 [CHUCKLING FONDLY] 146 00:04:56,929 --> 00:04:59,097 NO, SERIOUSLY, HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF THESE THINGS? 147 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,165 IT'S EASY. 148 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:01,400 LOOK, WEDDINGS ARE BORING FOR EVERYBODY 149 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:03,001 EXCEPT THE TWO PEOPLE GETTING MARRIED. 150 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,436 YEAH, BUT THAT'S WHAT COUPLES DO, 151 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:07,105 THEY DO BORING THINGS TOGETHER. 152 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,440 WE DO PLENTY OF BORING THINGS TOGETHER, 153 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,242 JUST NOT WEDDINGS. 154 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:12,444 OR FAMILY FUNCTIONS, OR WORK EVENTS, OR-- 155 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,313 THAT'S BECAUSE WHEN YOU GO TO THOSE THINGS, 156 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:16,348 EVERYBODY ALWAYS ASKS, "WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED? 157 00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:17,816 WHEN IS IT YOUR TURN?" 158 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:19,851 SO ANNOYING, RIGHT? 159 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:20,919 I WOULDN'T KNOW. 160 00:05:20,953 --> 00:05:22,254 NO ONE'S EVER ACTUALLY ASKED ME THAT ABOUT US. 161 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:24,756 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE WE AVOID THOSE TYPE OF SITUATIONS. 162 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:27,025 SEE? IT ALL WORKS. 163 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,193 [LAUGHS MIRTHLESSLY] 164 00:05:28,227 --> 00:05:29,227 YEAH, YEAH. 165 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,295 I'LL GET YOU SOME MORE WINGS, HONEY. 166 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,430 AH! 167 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:33,432 BUT WITH NO HONEY. 168 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:35,334 AH, WHO'S THINKIN'! 169 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:36,768 [LAUGHS] 170 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,203 ARE THEY A COUPLE OR NOT? 171 00:05:38,237 --> 00:05:40,038 I'M RIGHT HERE. 172 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:43,942 [♪♪] 173 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:52,918 UH-OH. 174 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:56,355 TABLE FIVE... 175 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:57,356 JUST THE BEST TABLE 176 00:05:57,390 --> 00:05:58,957 IN THE ENTIRE PLACE. 177 00:05:58,991 --> 00:05:59,958 AM I RIGHT? 178 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:01,493 HEY, ARE YOU KIDS READY 179 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,228 TO GET THIS PARTY STARTED? 180 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:04,429 FIRST THING WE'RE GOING TO DO, 181 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:07,032 WE'RE ORDERING A FULL ROUND OF SHIRLEY TEMPLES, ON ME. 182 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:08,166 WHO'S WITH ME? 183 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,402 HE'S ONE COOL DUDE. 184 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:11,436 HAH! SEE THAT? 185 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:16,141 YES. 186 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:18,176 OKAY. 187 00:06:19,345 --> 00:06:21,146 HELLO. WELCOME TO TABLE FIVE, 188 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:22,447 THE BEST TABLE AT THE WEDDING. 189 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:23,448 WOW. 190 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:25,384 WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US IN A SHIRLEY TEMPLE, 191 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,018 MISS... CASSANDRA BRAND? 192 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,454 THAT SOUNDS LOVELY, MR...? 193 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:30,489 ZAPPIA, 194 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:31,990 ROBERT ZAPPIA. 195 00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:33,258 MAKE IT A DOUBLE, MR. ZAPPIA. 196 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:34,259 [LAUGHS] 197 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:36,294 SHE'S GOING CRAZY, KIDS. 198 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:37,329 GOTTA DANCE. 199 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:40,966 COME WITH ME! 200 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,535 [LAUGHING AND SQUEALING EXCITEDLY] 201 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,170 [♪♪] 202 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:56,515 [♪♪] 203 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,321 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT I'M MARRIED! 204 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:06,425 I'M OFFICIALLY MRS. DANA SCHMOINTZ! 205 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:08,026 [SCREAMING IN EXCITEMENT] 206 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:09,428 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 207 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:11,062 [SCREAMING TOGETHER] 208 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:14,533 [CHATTING HAPPILY] 209 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:16,234 [CHUCKLING] 210 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:21,473 OKAY, YOU DANCE A MEAN HORA. 211 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:22,908 WELL, THANK YOU. 212 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:26,144 YOU DANCE A PRETTY MEAN HORA YOURSELF, MR. ZAPPIA. 213 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,145 THANK YOU. 214 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,146 ARE YOU HAVING FUN AT THE WEDDING? 215 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,214 OH, IT'S GREAT-- 216 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:30,515 BUT THE SECOND BEST PART ABOUT THE WEDDING 217 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,184 IS THE DANCING. 218 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:34,019 AND WHAT, PRAY TELL, THE FIRST BEST THING? 219 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:35,420 -THE CAKE. -AH. 220 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,488 CLEARLY. 221 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:39,224 SPEAKING OF CAKE... 222 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:40,625 THEY REALLY ARE A PERFECT COUPLE. 223 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:41,993 YEAH, YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE INTO THAT WHOLE, 224 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:44,629 "BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE" THING. 225 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:47,332 YEAH, WHO WANTS THAT? BLAH, BORING. 226 00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:48,900 BORING. 227 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,103 BUT SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE, YOU KNOW THEY WANT... 228 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,438 THEY WANT LOVE. 229 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,540 THEY WANT THAT HAPPILY EVER-- 230 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:56,575 [MOCK SQUEALING IN EXCITEMENT] 231 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:57,943 ---AFTER. -[LAUGHING] --AFTER. 232 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:58,944 HEY, KIDDO. 233 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,545 HEY. 234 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:01,980 OH, THAT LOOKS REALLY GOOD. 235 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:03,381 PUT THE CAKE ON THE TABLE, AND THE KIDS RUN-- 236 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,650 OH... 237 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,352 EXCUSE ME? 238 00:08:07,386 --> 00:08:09,988 THAT'S... MY CAKE, WOMAN. 239 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:11,389 MM... 240 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:12,891 IT'S SO GOOD. 241 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:14,125 THAT'S... THAT WAS MY CAKE. 242 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,194 TURNABOUT'S-- 243 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,396 AH! 244 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,465 [GIGGLING] 245 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,067 DO YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON? 246 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:23,902 SHE JUST TOOK YOUR CAKE. 247 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:25,170 [GIGGLING] 248 00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:27,639 [♪♪] 249 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:31,676 SEE, I TOLD YOU 250 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:32,677 YOU'D MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS 251 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:34,279 AT THIS WEDDING. 252 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:37,182 [CHUCKLING] 253 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:40,118 YOU ARE A WONDERFUL DANCER. 254 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:41,219 THANK YOU. 255 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:42,921 YOU'RE A LITTLE CLUNKY. 256 00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:43,989 WOW, THANKS. 257 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,223 THANKS A LOT. 258 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,224 IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ON MY TOES. 259 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:47,559 COME HERE. 260 00:08:48,594 --> 00:08:50,128 HOW'S THAT? 261 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:52,330 ARE YOU GOING TO ASK THAT LADY OUT ON A DATE? 262 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,532 I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU THINK I SHOULD? 263 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:54,566 YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED 264 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,435 BEFORE YOU GET TOO OLD AND CRINKLY, DON'T YOU? 265 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,604 WELL... WELL, FIRST OFF, 266 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,506 YOU GOTTA GO ON A COUPLE OF DATES FIRST, 267 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,707 AND THEN YOU GET MARRIED LATER, 268 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,576 THAT'S USUALLY HOW IT WORKS. 269 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:06,144 YOU TWO WERE CUTE TOGETHER, 270 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:08,413 ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE TRIED TO STAB YOU WITH HER FORK. 271 00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:09,414 THAT WAS FUNNY. 272 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:10,715 YEAH? IT WAS FUNNY? 273 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,517 I'M GLAD IT MADE YOU LAUGH. 274 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,453 YOU'D BETTER ASK HER BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES, 275 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,989 AND SHE GETS MARRIED. 276 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:21,960 YOU... 277 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,229 KIDDO, 278 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:26,264 ARE RIGHT. 279 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,632 YOU ARE SO RIGHT. 280 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:29,601 WISH ME LUCK. 281 00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:31,269 AND THANK YOU FOR MY DANCE. 282 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,306 [♪♪] 283 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,107 HI! HOW YOU DOING? 284 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:38,743 [♪♪] 285 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:49,321 THANK YOU. 286 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:50,755 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STAY FOR THE TOSS? 287 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,457 OKAY. BYE. 288 00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:56,127 [♪♪] 289 00:09:57,363 --> 00:10:00,231 YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS PLACE, MOM. 290 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:03,034 YEAH, UNBELIEVABLE DESSERTS. 291 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,402 OH, THANKS. 292 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,204 OH, WOW. 293 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:07,672 OH, LET ME TRY THAT ONE. 294 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:10,041 MM! 295 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:11,042 IT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 296 00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:12,143 GOOD CHOICE, HON'. 297 00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,212 MM! I FORGOT TO ASK, HOW WAS DANA'S WEDDING? 298 00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:16,247 YOU KNOW, IT WAS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN EXPECTED. 299 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,618 IT WAS A NICE CEREMONY, FUN CROWD, GOOD CAKE. 300 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:20,619 MM. 301 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:22,120 DID PETER HAVE FUN? 302 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,256 PETER DIDN'T COME. 303 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,092 HE DOESN'T DO WEDDINGS. 304 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,093 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, 305 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,461 "HE DOESN'T DO WEDDINGS?" 306 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:30,762 IS HE PLANNING ON ATTENDING HIS OWN WEDDING? 307 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,464 GOOD QUESTION, MOM. 308 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:33,565 TELL US ABOUT THAT, CASS. 309 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:35,066 YOU KNOW... 310 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,435 I DON'T KNOW IF THE MARRIAGE THING 311 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,237 IS REALLY IN THE CARDS FOR US. 312 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:40,605 HUH. 313 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,041 YOU'VE BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS. 314 00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:45,644 YOU SHOULD KNOW IF HE'S THE ONE, I MEAN, AT LEAST POTENTIALLY. 315 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:49,180 DO YOU EVEN WANT TO GET MARRIED? 316 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,515 YES, I WANT TO GET MARRIED. 317 00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:51,783 OF COURSE, I WANT TO GET MARRIED. 318 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:54,185 ACTUALLY, I WAS WATCHING SOMETHING ABOUT THIS VERY THING 319 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,587 ON TV THE OTHER DAY, 320 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:58,056 AND I REALIZED WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS-- 321 00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,691 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I HAD A PROBLEM. 322 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:00,692 EXACTLY. 323 00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:02,360 FIRST STEP, ADMITTING YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. 324 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,295 RIGHT, BUT I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS 325 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,531 BEFORE I CAN FIX THAT PROBLEM. 326 00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:08,299 OKAY, YOU'RE TALKING IN CIRCLES, YOU GUYS. 327 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,701 WOULD YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN? 328 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:11,536 -OKAY, CASS... -YES? 329 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:13,605 YOU TEND TO GO FOR THE SAME KIND OF GUY. 330 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:16,441 YOU PICK SOMEONE YOU THINK YOU CAN CHANGE, 331 00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:18,076 AND MOLD INTO WHAT YOU WANT, 332 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,178 BUT YOU CAN'T-- 333 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,380 BECAUSE IT'S NOT THE MAN, IT'S YOU. 334 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,683 WAIT A MINUTE, I SAW THIS. 335 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:26,518 ARE YOU QUOTING DR. SUSIE? 336 00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:28,286 I AM, AND SHE'S RIGHT. 337 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,821 YOU HAVE A HISTORY 338 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,556 OF PICKING THE NONCOMMITTAL GUYS. 339 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:33,591 YOU PICK THE GUYS 340 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,694 WHO NEVER HAVE ANY INTENTION OF COMMITTING LONG TERM. 341 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:38,396 DON'T GET ME WRONG, THEY'RE NICE GUYS, 342 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,365 PETER, JAMIE, JACK-- 343 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:41,466 NOW, HOLD ON, 344 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,500 UM... 345 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,769 WHAT ABOUT SCOTT? 346 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:45,770 SCOTT FROM COLLEGE, 347 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:46,771 HE WAS, UM... 348 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:47,806 SCOTT WAS... 349 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,307 OH. 350 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,444 YOU'RE RIGHT, I DO. 351 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:53,578 I PICK THE WRONG GUYS. 352 00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:58,349 HOW... HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT UNTIL RIGHT NOW? 353 00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,350 BECAUSE YOU'RE COMPETITIVE? 354 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,351 YOU LIKE A CHALLENGE. 355 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,353 PETER IS A GREAT GUY. 356 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,621 AND HE'S EASY ON THE EYES, 357 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,724 AND YOU HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON. 358 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,459 YEAH, AND HE WOULDN'T EVEN GO TO A WEDDING WITH YOU. 359 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:09,627 HE HASN'T EVEN MET MOM YET. 360 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:10,829 HE HASN'T MET ME. 361 00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,430 YOU'RE SAYING HE'S NEVER GOING TO COMMIT. 362 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,568 ARE YOU SAYING I SHOULD BREAK UP WITH HIM? 363 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,805 WHAT WE'RE SAYING, DEAR, I THINK, IS, 364 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,373 WE JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 365 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:24,409 AND TO BE HAPPY, 366 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:25,643 YOU HAVE TO CHANGE 367 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:26,745 THE KIND OF GUY YOU DATE. 368 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:27,746 RIGHT. 369 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:30,682 YEAH, THAT SEEMS... SIMPLE. 370 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,791 I AM REALLY SORRY, GEORGE. 371 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:41,259 JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND 372 00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,161 TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ORDER. 373 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:44,229 DON'T WORRY CASSANDRA, 374 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,663 YOU AND YOUR STAFF HAVE ALWAYS COME THROUGH FOR ME. 375 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:49,267 I DON'T KNOW HOW DANA FINDS ANYTHING ON HER DESK. 376 00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:51,402 UM, I REMEMBER THE ORDER. 377 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,238 IT WAS 1,000 UMBRELLAS, 378 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,741 1,000 STRESSBALLS, ALL WITH YOUR LOGO. 379 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,177 YOU KNOW HOW STRESSED OUT US INSURANCE ADJUSTERS GET. 380 00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:00,378 APPARENTLY YOU ALSO GET WET. 381 00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:01,679 [LAUGHS] THAT'S FUNNY... 382 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,581 NO, THE UMBRELLA SYMBOLIZES THE COVERAGE-- 383 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,916 I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY HAVEN'T ARRIVED AT YOUR OFFICE YET. 384 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,417 IT SAYS HERE THEY SHIPPED. 385 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,886 HOW ABOUT THIS, 386 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,487 I WILL DOUBLE CHECK WITH THE MANUFACTURER, 387 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,955 AND I PROMISE, 388 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,290 I WILL MAKE THIS UP TO YOU. 389 00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:14,425 I KNOW YOU WILL, CASSANDRA. 390 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,493 YOU'VE ALWAYS DONE GREAT WORK, 391 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,594 AND I HAVE COMPLETE CONFIDENCE IN YOUR COMPANY. 392 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,697 THANK YOU SO MUCH. THAT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME. 393 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:20,698 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 394 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,400 I WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 395 00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:35,980 "WHEN YOU ARE TOGETHER, 396 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:38,750 "YOU SHOULD BE THE ONLY PERSON HE'S FOCUSED ON. 397 00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:42,220 "YOU'VE AGREED TO SPEND YOUR VALUABLE TIME WITH HIM, 398 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:43,655 "YOU DESERVE HIS FULL ATTENTION. 399 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:47,458 NO DISTRACTIONS." 400 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,893 [♪♪] 401 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:00,705 WHEN YOU SAID WE WOULD HAVE PLANS TONIGHT, 402 00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:03,241 I... [CHUCKLES RUEFULLY] I DON'T KNOW, 403 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,443 I THOUGHT MAYBE WE'D BE DOING SOMETHING TOGETHER. 404 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:07,045 WE ARE TOGETHER. WE'RE AT THE BATTING CAGES. 405 00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:10,982 BOO-YA. 406 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:11,983 SEE THAT? 407 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,451 YEAH, I DID. 408 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:15,286 UM... [CHUCKLING] 409 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,722 I DON'T KNOW IF THIS WHOLE BATTING CAGE THING... 410 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:20,592 IT'S NOT REALLY MY IDEA OF BEING TOGETHER. 411 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,260 WHY? 412 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,862 WE ARE-- 413 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:27,031 --TOTALLY TOGETHER. 414 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,399 OKAY, 415 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:29,567 IF, BY "TOGETHER," YOU MEAN 416 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,971 I'M ON THIS SIDE OF THE FENCE, AND YOU'RE ON THAT SIDE. 417 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:35,773 OKAY, WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 418 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,375 I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD DO SOMETHING 419 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:38,409 WHERE WE'RE FACE-TO-FACE, 420 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,011 AND, YOU KNOW, TALK 421 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,045 AND MAYBE HAVE DINNER? 422 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,349 MAN... 423 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,618 WHY CAN'T I CONNECT LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME? 424 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:47,685 PETER, I NEED YOU TO FOCUS. 425 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,354 YEAH. YOU NEED-- WHAT? 426 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,388 PETER! 427 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,024 WHAT IS GOING ON? 428 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,425 [SIGHS IN DISBELIEF] 429 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:57,762 I'M ON THIS SIDE AND YOU'RE ON THAT SIDE. 430 00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:58,763 WE ARE NOT TOGETHER. 431 00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:00,632 AND I DON'T JUST MEAN TONIGHT. 432 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,400 I MEAN, WE'RE AT THE RESTAURANT, 433 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,002 AND I'M WITH NADIA AND MICHAEL, 434 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,003 AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND, 435 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,005 OR WE GO TO A PARTY, 436 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,006 TOGETHER, 437 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,741 BUT IT'S LIKE YOU FORGET THAT I'M EVEN THERE. 438 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,643 OR I GO TO A WEDDING, AND YOU DON'T COME WITH ME. 439 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,411 WHAT... WHAT'S GOING ON? 440 00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:16,080 [SIGHS] 441 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,516 I DON'T KNOW, CASS. 442 00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:22,353 I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY. 443 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,022 [SIGHS] 444 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,593 NOTHING. 445 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:30,561 I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY ANYTHING. 446 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,564 OKAY. 447 00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:50,915 SEE YA. 448 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,818 THAT ONE HAD A FLIGHT ATTENDANT ON IT. 449 00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:55,386 YOU SEE THAT? 450 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:57,355 CASS? 451 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:58,823 CASS? 452 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,394 OKAY, COME ON. 453 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:04,395 YOU WERE RIGHT, 454 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,396 THINGS WEREN'T GOING WELL WITH PETER, 455 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:06,397 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, 456 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,599 HE DIDN'T SEEM TO CARE IF THEY DID. 457 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,969 SAME OLD, SAME OLD. 458 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,570 GOOD FOR YOU. 459 00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:13,571 ARE YOU OKAY? 460 00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:14,572 YEAH. 461 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:15,573 I MEAN, I THINK THERE WAS A PART OF ME 462 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:16,908 THAT ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS JUST... 463 00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:18,977 HE WAS NEVER GOING TO BE THE ONE. 464 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:21,112 SERIOUSLY? 465 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,981 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ANYONE COULD WEAR THAT? 466 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,984 CLEARLY, SHE'S NOT SIX MONTHS PREGNANT. 467 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:28,086 YOU'RE TILTING AT WINDMILLS AGAIN. 468 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,887 THEY MOCK ME. 469 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:30,888 REAL WOMEN ARE NOT BUILT LIKE THAT. 470 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:31,889 [LAUGHING] OKAY. 471 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,157 WELL, YOU ARE, BUT YOU'RE A FREAK. 472 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,492 STOP. 473 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:35,693 [SIGHS] 474 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:39,063 MAYBE IT'S TIME TO TRY SOMETHING NEW, 475 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:40,064 BREAK THE HABIT 476 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,432 OF ALWAYS CHOOSING THE WRONG GUY, 477 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,968 TIME AFTER TIME. 478 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,770 MAYBE SEEK SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP? 479 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:46,771 WHAT? 480 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,973 IN THE FORM OF A MANUAL, 481 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,074 OR HANDBOOK-- 482 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,010 MM-HMM, LIKE CONSULTING "THE DATER'S HANDBOOK," 483 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:53,011 I GET IT. 484 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,012 HOW COULD IT HURT? 485 00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:55,013 LOOK, IT'S FUNNY, 486 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:56,014 I ACTUALLY JUST SAW A COPY OF IT 487 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,448 IN DANA'S DESK-- 488 00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,751 AS IN DANA, WHO JUST MARRIED THE SCHMOINTZ OF HER DREAMS? 489 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,085 YES. 490 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,520 TRY THE BOOK. 491 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,789 WORST CASE, YOU END UP WHERE YOU ARE NOW. 492 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,591 BEST CASE, YOU MEET YOUR OWN SCHMOINTZ, 493 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,592 FALL IN LOVE, 494 00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:08,693 AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 495 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:09,727 I DON'T KNOW, 496 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,630 THE WHOLE THING JUST SEEMS SO... 497 00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:13,765 DESPERATE. 498 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:17,135 DR. SUSIE, SHE IS A LOVE AND RELATIONSHIP EXPERT. 499 00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:18,870 SHE HAS SEVEN PUBLISHED BOOKS, 500 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:20,805 ALL OF THEM BEST-SELLERS. 501 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:23,174 I MEAN, SHE GIVES LECTURES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. 502 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,842 MM-HMM. 503 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,811 IN FACT, 504 00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:28,513 SHE IS GIVING A LECTURE ON "THE DATER'S HANDBOOK." 505 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,449 TONIGHT! 506 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:32,717 HUH! 507 00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:34,018 I'M AS SHOCKED AS YOU ARE. 508 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,053 SURE. 509 00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,888 THANK YOU. 510 00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:38,022 OH, AND DON'T FORGET, 511 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,590 YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE AUDIO VERSION 512 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,225 FROM MY WEBSITE AS WELL. 513 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,927 I'M YOUR SISTER, I SUPPORT YOU. 514 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,929 OKAY. 515 00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,597 -HI. -HI. 516 00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:47,598 I'M MARRIED. 517 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,133 OH, CONGRATULATIONS. 518 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,134 HOPEFULLY, YOU'LL READ MY BOOK, 519 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,503 AND IT WILL VALIDATE YOUR CHOICE IN HUSBAND. 520 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:53,571 MAKE IT OUT TO NADIA. 521 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,706 AND THIS IS MY SISTER, CASS. 522 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,241 -HI. -HI. 523 00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:58,242 IT'S NOT THE MAN, IT'S HER. 524 00:17:58,277 --> 00:17:59,844 IT REALLY IS. 525 00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:01,012 THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. 526 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:03,014 THANK YOU, I FEEL REALLY GREAT ABOUT MYSELF NOW. 527 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,182 OH, NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE EMBARRASSED. 528 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,783 YOU'RE NOT ALONE IN THIS. 529 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,251 AND HONESTLY, 530 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,753 I WOULDN'T HAVE WRITTEN THIS BESTSELLING BOOK, 531 00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,488 OR BE GIVING THESE SOLD-OUT LECTURES, 532 00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,857 IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FACT THAT I WAS ONCE JUST LIKE YOU, 533 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:13,858 FACING THE SAME OBSTACLES. 534 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:16,694 SHE GOES FOR THE NON-COMMITTAL GUYS. 535 00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:17,929 NO, IT'S NOT THAT THEY'RE NONCOMMITTAL. 536 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,063 IT'S JUST THAT THEY ALL... 537 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,032 THEY ALL JUST HAVE A HISTORY 538 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,834 OF NOT ACTUALLY COMMITTING. 539 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,569 WELL, IF YOU'RE PICKING THE NONCOMMITTAL GUYS 540 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,703 THEN MAYBE YOU'RE NONCOMMITTAL. 541 00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:27,805 [GASPS] I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. 542 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,607 OH, YOU'RE GOOD. 543 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,042 CASS, THE TRUTH IS, NOBODY WANTS TO ADMIT 544 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,277 THAT THEY WANT THE PREDICTABLE, CONSISTENT, 545 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:34,912 SAME-ROUTINE-EVERY-DAY KIND OF GUY. 546 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,815 WE ALL THINK WE WANT THE UNPREDICTABLE, 547 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,250 REBELLIOUS, EXCITING GUYS, 548 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,119 BUT THOSE ARE THE ONES THAT ARE NEVER CONTENT. 549 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,920 THEY NEED TO KEEP MOVING, 550 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,223 ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THE NEXT THING, 551 00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:46,791 AND THAT MEANS YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE ENOUGH. 552 00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:48,893 THAT'S WHY THEY CAN'T COMMIT. 553 00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:50,895 WOW, YOU ARE REALLY GOOD. 554 00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:51,963 I KNOW. 555 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,600 CASS, MY HUSBAND IS CONSISTENT, PREDICTABLE, 556 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,135 AND AVERAGE IN EVERY WAY. 557 00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:59,570 HE BRINGS HOME THE STEADY PAYCHECK, 558 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:02,106 HE ALWAYS ASKS ABOUT MY DAY, 559 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,208 HE DOESN'T LOOK AROUND CONSTANTLY FOR THE NEXT THING 560 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:06,277 WHEN YOU ARE SITTING RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF HIM. 561 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,646 THAT IS COMMITMENT. 562 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,181 HMM? 563 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,683 MAKE IT OUT TO CASS! 564 00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:15,586 CASS... 565 00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:20,591 [DR. SUSIE READS ALOUD]: WELCOME TO THE DATER'S HANDBOOK. 566 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,093 IF YOU'RE LISTENING TO THIS AUDIO RECORDING, 567 00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:23,361 THAT MEANS YOU'VE MADE 568 00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:26,164 THE CONSCIOUS DECISION TO IMPROVE YOUR LOVE LIFE 569 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,732 AND CHANGE THE WAY YOU LOOK AT THE OPPOSITE SEX. 570 00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,100 I WILL SHOW YOU 571 00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:30,801 WHY THE MEN YOU ARE CHOOSING ARE THE WRONG KIND OF MEN, 572 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,704 AND I WILL HELP YOU BREAK THAT PATTERN 573 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:35,072 TO FIND YOUR MR. RIGHT-- 574 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:38,643 AND GET THE HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER YOU DESERVE! 575 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,046 HERE! HERE! 576 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,649 GOOD! GOOD BOY! 577 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:49,220 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 578 00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:50,955 I'M SORRY. 579 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:51,956 WOW. 580 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,859 WERE YOU TRYING TO HIT US WITH YOUR BALL? 581 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:55,927 NO, THIS WAS FOR PROTECTION, 582 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:58,863 BECAUSE YOU MIGHT HAVE A CONCEALED CAKE FORK. 583 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,364 [LAUGHS] 584 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,333 -HI. -HI. 585 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,101 AND WHO IS THIS? 586 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,670 THIS IS DUKE. 587 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:06,671 HI, DUKE. 588 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,272 WHO IS THAT? 589 00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,174 THIS IS DAISY. 590 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,175 UM, I ACTUALLY JUST GOT DAISY LAST WEEK FROM A SHELTER. 591 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,276 CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT SOMEBODY LEFT HER 592 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:13,277 ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD? 593 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,779 -NO. -IT'S CRAZY. 594 00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,314 AND APPARENTLY, SHE'S A VERY GOOD RETRIEVER. 595 00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:17,915 -OH, LET'S SEE. -HEY, DAISY! 596 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,352 [LAUGHING] 597 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,356 SO, DO YOU, UM... 598 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,258 DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN? 599 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:29,727 IS THAT AN ACTUAL QUESTION 600 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:34,265 OR JUST AN INCREDIBLY CHEESY AND DATED PICK-UP LINE? 601 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:35,299 BOTH. 602 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:37,335 YES. 603 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,237 WE COME HERE A COUPLE TIMES A WEEK. 604 00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:42,840 [GRUMBLING PLAYFULLY] 605 00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:44,175 SORRY I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOU 606 00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:45,176 AT THE WEDDING. 607 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:46,177 OH, IT'S OKAY. 608 00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:47,178 I WANTED TO, UH-- 609 00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:49,247 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 610 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,281 UH... 611 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,183 -I THINK THAT'S YOUR CUE. -DON'T GO. 612 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:53,184 -SO, NO-- -LET ME JUST TAKE THIS-- 613 00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:54,352 YEAH, YEAH. 614 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:55,820 THIS IS ROBERT ZAPPIA. 615 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:56,887 UH, IT WAS, UH-- 616 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,322 -HOLD ON A SECOND. -GOOD TO SEE YOU. 617 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:01,359 DUKE? DUKE, BEFORE SHE DISAPPEARS AGAIN, 618 00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:02,827 WILL YOU ASK YOUR MOTHER 619 00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:04,328 IF SHE'D LIKE TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME? 620 00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,836 WE'VE GOT A SLIGHT PROBLEM 621 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:12,903 WITH THE TORNADOES ORDER. 622 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,338 THE ORDER WAS 623 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,240 FOR A THOUSAND "FUTBOLS"? 624 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,408 OKAY... 625 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,977 AND? 626 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,146 AND IT'S FOR A GIVE-AWAY FOR A SOCCER TEAM IN ARGENTINA, 627 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,081 WHERE THEY PLAY "FUTBOL". 628 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:26,851 [LAUGHS] HONEST MISTAKE. 629 00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,319 YEAH, "FOOTBALL," 630 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:29,387 "FUTBOL." 631 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:30,855 YEAH. 632 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:32,323 SO... 633 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:33,958 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 634 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,060 FIRST, I WANT YOU TO CALL THE COMPANY 635 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:37,495 AND SEE IF THEY CAN MAKE THE CORRECT BALLS. 636 00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:40,364 SECOND, I FOUND A HIGH SCHOOL IN WICHITA, 637 00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:41,465 THEIR COLORS ARE BLACK AND BLUE, 638 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,967 AND THEIR MASCOT IS A TORNADO. 639 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,869 CALL THEM, SEE IF THEY'RE INTERESTED, 640 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:47,004 AND MAYBE WE CAN RECOVER SOME OF YOUR LOSSES. 641 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,840 THAT SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF WORK. 642 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:50,841 YEAH, PHIL. 643 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,376 YEAH, IT IS. 644 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,380 GOT IT. OKAY. 645 00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:58,749 CASS! 646 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,818 [LAUGHS IN RECOGNITION] 647 00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:02,520 WELL, DON'T YOU LOOK RELAXED. 648 00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:04,021 WELCOME BACK. 649 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,289 IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK. 650 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,457 WELL, YOU ARE BURSTING AT THE SEAMS, 651 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,758 SO TELL ME, HOW WAS IT? 652 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,527 OH, IT WAS AMAZING. 653 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:12,530 BEACH-FRONT BUNGALOW WITH OUR OWN PRIVATE PALAPA. 654 00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:13,931 I LOVE PALAPAS. 655 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,433 WHO DOESN'T LOVE A PALAPA? EVEN THE WORD IS FUN TO SAY... 656 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,835 -PALAPA! -PALAPA. 657 00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:20,071 I DON'T THINK THAT THERE IS ANYWHERE MORE ROMANTIC 658 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:21,272 THAN A PALAPA IN ACAPULCO. 659 00:22:21,306 --> 00:22:23,874 WELL, YOU KNOW, A GIRL CAN DREAM. 660 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:25,543 BUT BACK TO REALITY, 661 00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:27,511 I NEED THE JRB CONTRACTS, 662 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:28,779 AND PLEASE SET A MEETING WITH STAN MORRIS. 663 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:29,780 YES. 664 00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,182 -GREAT. -OKAY. 665 00:22:31,216 --> 00:22:32,249 THANK YOU. 666 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,517 OH! 667 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:34,985 UM... 668 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,387 I JUST HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING. 669 00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:38,055 AT MY WEDDING, 670 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,492 YOU AND ROBERT LOOKED REALLY GREAT TOGETHER, AND... 671 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:42,893 HE ALREADY ASKED ME OUT. 672 00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:44,528 OH, YAY! [SQUEALS IN DELIGHT] 673 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:45,896 [LAUGHS] 674 00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:47,398 [DR. SUSIE]: CHAPTER ONE. 675 00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:48,399 THE FIRST DATE 676 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:49,967 IS THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY HE HAS 677 00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:51,435 TO SHOW YOU 678 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,971 WHAT TYPE OF EFFORT HE'S GOING TO PUT INTO THIS RELATIONSHIP. 679 00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:57,007 DOES HE MAKE PLANS AND CAPTURE YOUR PERSONALITY? 680 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,143 THE FIRST DATE SHOULD BE FUN, APPROPRIATE, 681 00:22:59,177 --> 00:23:00,911 AND SOMETHING YOU WOULD ENJOY. 682 00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:03,214 WATCH AND LEARN. 683 00:23:03,248 --> 00:23:05,082 [ROBOT DINOSAUR ROARS] 684 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,117 [LAUGHING] 685 00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:07,151 [RECORDED SNARLING] 686 00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:10,921 OH, DON'T WORRY, HE'S AN HERBIVORE. 687 00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:14,458 HE ONLY EATS TREES, AND BUSHES, 688 00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:15,593 AND GOLF BALLS. 689 00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:17,228 THAT'S NOT AN HERBIVORE, THAT IS A TYRANNOSAURUS REX. 690 00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:18,229 I WANT A MULLIGAN. 691 00:23:18,263 --> 00:23:19,997 MAN UP, FRIEND. 692 00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:22,867 THERE ARE OBSTACLES IN MINI-GOLF. 693 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:23,868 NOW, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 694 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:25,569 OKAY. 695 00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:28,305 OOH... 696 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,340 REALLY? 697 00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:30,908 I THINK I'M BEING HUSTLED. 698 00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:32,343 AM I BEING HUSTLED? 699 00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:33,577 ONE NEVER KNOWS. 700 00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:35,346 OH... 701 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:36,981 ONE DOES KNOW. ONE IS BEING HUSTLED. 702 00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:38,883 ALL RIGHT... 703 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,284 OKAY. OH, YOU'RE GOING TO STAND UP THERE. 704 00:23:40,318 --> 00:23:42,019 WELL, THERE'S NOT MUCH ROOM TO STAND ELSEWHERE. 705 00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:45,423 OH, COME ON! 706 00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:46,624 AW, THAT'S TOO BAD. 707 00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:48,159 RIGHT THERE. 708 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:49,527 YOU KNOW WHAT? 709 00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:52,263 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO-- 710 00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:53,931 OH, THAT IS SO SAD. 711 00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:55,966 BY THE WAY, THAT'S NOT SAD, 712 00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:57,334 THAT'S JUST CALLED CHEATING. 713 00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:58,402 YOU JUST TOLD ME THAT OBSTACLES WERE A PART OF MINIATURE GOLF. 714 00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,904 FINE, FAIR ENOUGH. 715 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,373 -GO FOR IT. -FINE. ALL RIGHT. 716 00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:06,110 OH, COME ON, THAT IS A FOUL. 717 00:24:06,144 --> 00:24:07,244 THAT IS A FOUL, THAT IS A BLATANT-- 718 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,312 THERE ARE NO FOULS IN MINI-GOLF. 719 00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:09,647 I AM GONNA GET MY BALL, 720 00:24:09,681 --> 00:24:12,516 AND PUT IT BACK WHERE IT SHOULD BE, 721 00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:14,418 WHICH IS HERE, 722 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,419 AND THAT 723 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,455 IS A GIMME. 724 00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:18,589 TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL MAKE YOU A WAGER. 725 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:19,657 OKAY. 726 00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:21,091 IF YOU SINK THE PUTT, 727 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,027 YOU GET TO CHOOSE WHERE WE GO 728 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:24,061 ON OUR SECOND DATE, 729 00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:25,629 BUT IF YOU MISS THE PUTT, 730 00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:27,998 I GET TO CHOOSE WHERE WE GO ON OUR SECOND DATE. 731 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:29,967 YOU'RE ASSUMING WE'RE HAVING A SECOND DATE? 732 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:31,602 I AM, AND WE ARE. 733 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:33,003 THE WHERE IS THE ONLY QUESTION. 734 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:34,271 OKAY. 735 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,406 YOU READY? 736 00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:39,076 BLINDFOLDED? 737 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,211 YOU MISSED THAT PUTT ON PURPOSE. 738 00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:41,378 NO. 739 00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:43,414 I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BRUISE YOUR EGO, 740 00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:44,582 SO I THOUGHT I'D KEEP IT INTERESTING. 741 00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:46,350 LET'S ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT, KID. 742 00:24:46,384 --> 00:24:47,952 OKAY. 743 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,620 I GOT AN IDEA HERE. 744 00:24:51,556 --> 00:24:52,556 UH-OH, SHE'S GETTING DOWN WITH IT. 745 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:56,327 OH! 746 00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,563 I AM BEING HUSTLED. 747 00:24:59,598 --> 00:25:01,098 YOU WERE SAYING? 748 00:25:01,132 --> 00:25:02,967 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS SAYING. 749 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:05,069 WHAT DO I DO? I, UM... 750 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:07,371 I OVERSEE THE OPERATIONS OF 751 00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:09,607 AND THE FINANCIAL BUDGETS FOR 752 00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:12,009 THE CITY'S PARKS AND RECREATION DEPARTMENT. 753 00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:13,210 THAT SOUNDS VERY IMPORTANT. 754 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:14,311 WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO GET INTO THAT? 755 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,713 THE FREE T-SHIRTS-- 756 00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:16,714 EXCUSE ME? 757 00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:17,715 YEAH, WHENEVER AN EVENT IS HELD 758 00:25:17,749 --> 00:25:18,716 AT ONE OF OUR FACILITIES, 759 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:22,520 I GET TO ATTEND FOR FREE, 760 00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:24,421 AND I GET A T-SHIRT. 761 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:25,422 AND HOW ABOUT YOU? 762 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:27,157 HOW DID YOU GET INTO MARKETING? 763 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,325 [SIGHING] WELL, 764 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,094 AFTER COLLEGE, I STARTED WORKING 765 00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:32,263 AT THIS BIG CONGLOMERATE MARKETING FIRM, 766 00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:34,632 WHERE I WAS TASKED WITH INCREASING ADVERTISING 767 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:37,368 AND FINDING NEW AVENUES FOR PROMOTION. 768 00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:38,702 BUT WHEN I WAS THERE FOR A WHILE, 769 00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:40,404 AND I SAW WHAT THEY WERE DOING, 770 00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:41,572 AND HOW MUCH MONEY THEY WERE MAKING 771 00:25:41,606 --> 00:25:43,607 BY JUST SLAPPING THEIR LOGO ON STUFF, 772 00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:45,142 I THOUGHT, 773 00:25:45,176 --> 00:25:46,510 INSTEAD OF GOING THROUGH A MIDDLE MAN, 774 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,146 WHY NOT BE THE MIDDLE MAN? 775 00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:51,115 PLUS, I WANTED TO WORK 776 00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:52,283 FOR THE BEST BOSS IN THE WORLD, 777 00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:56,020 AND IT TURNS OUT, IT'S THIS GUY RIGHT HERE. 778 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,221 OH, AND SHE'S HUMBLE, TOO. 779 00:25:57,255 --> 00:25:58,222 [LAUGHING] OH, STOP. 780 00:25:58,256 --> 00:25:59,223 I LIKE THAT, I LIKE IT... 781 00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:00,491 [SIGHING] 782 00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:01,759 ALL RIGHT, I NEED TO ASK YOU 783 00:26:01,793 --> 00:26:03,994 A VERY PERSONAL QUESTION. 784 00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:05,496 OKAY. 785 00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:06,530 I'M SERIOUS, 786 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,531 AND I WANT YOU TO THINK HARD ABOUT IT 787 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:08,532 BEFORE YOU ANSWER, 788 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:09,633 BECAUSE I'D LIKE THE TRUTH. 789 00:26:11,136 --> 00:26:12,336 DID YOU MISS THAT PUTT ON PURPOSE? 790 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,538 WELL, WHAT IF I DID? 791 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,641 THEN I GET TO CHOOSE WHERE WE GO ON OUR SECOND DATE. 792 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:20,344 WELL, THAT WOULD MEAN WE BOTH WIN. 793 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:23,180 THAT WAS REALLY... 794 00:26:23,214 --> 00:26:24,281 THAT WAS SO CHEESY. 795 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:25,282 YEAH, THAT WAS CHEESY. 796 00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:26,283 SUPER CHEESY. 797 00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:27,318 OKAY, IT WAS, YEAH. 798 00:26:33,391 --> 00:26:36,126 [♪♪] 799 00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:39,763 -GOOD NIGHT. -GOOD NIGHT. 800 00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:55,546 OKAY, LET'S MOVE IT, PEOPLE. 801 00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:56,880 THE SCHOOL FAIR STARTS AT NOON, 802 00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:59,650 AND I HAVE 100 OF THESE TO DELIVER. 803 00:26:59,684 --> 00:27:01,518 SO... 804 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:02,620 I HAD A DATE. 805 00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:03,854 [GASPING] THAT'S GREAT. 806 00:27:03,888 --> 00:27:05,289 TALK WHILE YOU WORK. 807 00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:06,290 WHAT'S HIS NAME? 808 00:27:06,324 --> 00:27:07,591 ROBERT. 809 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:08,592 WHERE DID YOU MEET HIM? 810 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,827 WAIT A SECOND, WHAT ABOUT PETER? 811 00:27:09,861 --> 00:27:10,828 PETER AND CASS BROKE UP. 812 00:27:10,862 --> 00:27:12,429 OH, SERIOUSLY? 813 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,498 YEAH, IT'S OLD NEWS, HON'. 814 00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:15,499 [CHUCKLING] 815 00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:16,533 OKAY, THE DATE, THE DATE... 816 00:27:16,568 --> 00:27:19,870 OKAY, I MET HIM AT DANA'S WEDDING, 817 00:27:19,904 --> 00:27:23,540 AND HE'S HANDSOME, HE'S FIT, 818 00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:25,843 HE WORKS FOR THE CITY, HE HAS A DOG. 819 00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:27,411 I LIKE HIM ALREADY. 820 00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:29,313 WAS THERE A CONNECTION? ANY SPARKS? 821 00:27:29,347 --> 00:27:31,348 THERE WERE DEFINITE SPARKS-- 822 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:32,683 AH, AH, AH! 823 00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:35,386 EXCITEMENT, PASSION, SPARKS ARE NOT IMPORTANT. 824 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:37,721 CONSISTENCY AND RELIABILITY, 825 00:27:37,756 --> 00:27:38,822 THAT IS WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR. 826 00:27:38,857 --> 00:27:39,857 WOW. 827 00:27:39,891 --> 00:27:41,558 YOU MEMORIZED THE BOOK. 828 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:43,093 WAIT, WHAT BOOK? 829 00:27:43,128 --> 00:27:44,895 OH, CASS HAS HANDED OVER HER LOVE LIFE 830 00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:46,030 TO DR. SUSIE 831 00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:47,031 AND "THE DATER'S HANDBOOK," 832 00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:48,432 AND I AM COACHING HER. 833 00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:49,433 OH. 834 00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:51,068 SO, IS THIS ROBERT "HANDBOOK APPROVED"? 835 00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:52,970 WAS HE ATTENTIVE? 836 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:55,406 WAS HE GENUINELY INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU HAD TO SAY, 837 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,674 OR WAS HE JUST THERE? 838 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:58,976 YES, HE PAID COMPLETE FULL TO ME, AND... 839 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:01,345 IT FELT REALLY GOOD. 840 00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:02,546 GOOD. 841 00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:04,114 ROBERT'S PASSED THE FIRST TEST. 842 00:28:04,149 --> 00:28:06,383 AND REMEMBER, CASS, 843 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:09,753 ONE GOOD DATE DOES NOT A RELATIONSHIP MAKE. 844 00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:10,788 YOU HAVE TO BE SURE 845 00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:12,389 TO OPEN TO OTHER OPPORTUNITIES. 846 00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:14,558 THAT'S RIGHT. 847 00:28:14,592 --> 00:28:15,559 MM-HMM. 848 00:28:15,593 --> 00:28:17,027 SERIOUSLY? 849 00:28:17,062 --> 00:28:19,096 OH, SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE I ALREADY HAVE TWO CHILDREN. 850 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:20,130 THREE. 851 00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:23,100 [GROANS] 852 00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:24,768 [LAUGHING] 853 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:31,508 OKAY... 854 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:33,711 CASSANDRA, HI. 855 00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:34,745 HI. 856 00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:36,580 -ARE YOU BUSY? -NO. 857 00:28:36,614 --> 00:28:38,449 NO, I JUST WASN'T EXPECTING TO SEE YOU HERE. 858 00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:39,450 HELLO. 859 00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:40,918 I'M SORRY TO DROP BY UNANNOUNCED, 860 00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:43,020 I JUST, I WANTED TO COME BY IN PERSON AND THANK YOU. 861 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:44,088 YOU REALLY WENT ABOVE AND BEYOND 862 00:28:44,122 --> 00:28:46,156 THE NORMAL CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR OUR ORDER. 863 00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:48,859 WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME, AND IT'S REALLY MY PLEASURE. 864 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:50,794 YOUR BUSINESS IS IMPORTANT TO US. 865 00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:52,529 WE GAVE IT ALL AWAY AT THE CLAIMS EXPO, 866 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,031 AND WE HAD PEOPLE COMING UP TO US AFTER 867 00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:55,032 ASKING IF WE HAD EXTRAS. 868 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,133 GREAT. 869 00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:58,168 I REALLY APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DID. 870 00:28:58,203 --> 00:28:59,603 AND I WAS WONDERING, 871 00:28:59,637 --> 00:29:01,405 IF YOU MIGHT LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME? 872 00:29:01,439 --> 00:29:04,007 OH, THAT'S REALLY KIND, BUT IT'S NOT NECESSARY. 873 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:05,175 I MEAN, AGAIN, YOUR BUSINESS-- 874 00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:06,777 IS IMPORTANT, I KNOW, 875 00:29:06,811 --> 00:29:09,113 AND YOU HAVE MY BUSINESS. 876 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:10,981 I, UM, I MEANT PERSONALLY. 877 00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:13,550 A DATE. 878 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,853 OH. 879 00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:17,521 UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE IT'S INAPPROPRIATE 880 00:29:17,555 --> 00:29:18,722 BECAUSE WE DO BUSINESS... 881 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:19,957 NO. NO, I MEAN... 882 00:29:19,991 --> 00:29:22,059 I GUESS IT WOULD BE FINE, AND I... 883 00:29:24,028 --> 00:29:25,896 YES. 884 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:27,498 THAT WOULD BE... 885 00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:28,699 THAT WOULD BE REALLY NICE. 886 00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:30,434 GREAT. 887 00:29:30,468 --> 00:29:32,903 I WILL CALL YOU AND MAKE THE APPROPRIATE ARRANGEMENTS. 888 00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:34,605 PERFECT. 889 00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:37,941 HEY! 890 00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:40,010 DID I FORGET TO SCHEDULE A MEETING WITH GEORGE? 891 00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:41,011 OH, NO, NO, NO, 892 00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:42,146 HE, UM, HE JUST CAME BY 893 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:44,481 TO THANK US FOR ALL OF OUR WORK. 894 00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:46,750 OH, WELL, THAT'S REALLY NICE OF HIM. 895 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,051 YEAH. 896 00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:54,858 [DR. SUSIE READS ALOUD]: CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD. 897 00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:57,694 IT'S OKAY TO EXPECT AND WANT A GENTLEMAN. 898 00:29:57,729 --> 00:29:58,862 WE'VE COME A LONG WAY, 899 00:29:58,897 --> 00:30:01,598 BUT WE SHOULD STILL BE TREATED LIKE LADIES. 900 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:02,800 A REAL GENTLEMAN 901 00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:05,202 WILL DO THE BIG THINGS AND THE SMALL THINGS. 902 00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:09,873 WOW. 903 00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:12,543 THIS IS REALLY NICE. 904 00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:15,212 CHATEAU GRUAUD LA ROSE 1995. 905 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:24,054 [SPEAKS FRENCH] PARFAIT. 906 00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:25,055 ALTHOUGH, CASSANDRA, 907 00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:26,089 YOU SHOULD REALLY BE THE ONE JUDGING. 908 00:30:26,124 --> 00:30:27,658 OH, OKAY. 909 00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:31,862 THANK YOU. 910 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,502 WOW, THAT... [CHUCKLES] 911 00:30:38,536 --> 00:30:39,970 THAT'S INCREDIBLE. 912 00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:42,840 DO YOU MIND IF I ORDER FOR BOTH OF US? 913 00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:43,841 PLEASE DO. 914 00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,609 YOU'VE DONE EVERYTHING PERFECTLY SO FAR. 915 00:30:46,711 --> 00:30:49,112 NOUS COMMENCERONS AVEC LA SALADE NICOISE, 916 00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:51,815 SUIVI DU STEAK TARTAR, 917 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,183 ET COMME PLAT PRINCIPAL 918 00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:54,785 NOUS PRENDRONS TOUS LES DEUX 919 00:30:54,819 --> 00:30:56,520 LE CANARD A L'ORANGE. 920 00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:58,088 TRES BON CHOIX. 921 00:30:58,122 --> 00:30:59,923 QUELQUE CHOSE D'AUTRE POUR MADAME? 922 00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:01,091 OUI, OUI. 923 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,694 SHE'S ASKING IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE. 924 00:31:03,728 --> 00:31:05,762 OH. NO, I'M FINE. 925 00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:06,897 THAT'S GREAT. 926 00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:07,898 THANK YOU. 927 00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:09,566 MERCI. 928 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:10,701 WOW. 929 00:31:10,735 --> 00:31:12,569 THAT IS VERY IMPRESSIVE. 930 00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:14,137 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU SPOKE FRENCH. 931 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:15,672 OH, DON'T BE IMPRESSED, 932 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,075 IT'S JUST, I SEEM TO HAVE AN EAR FOR LANGUAGES. 933 00:31:18,109 --> 00:31:19,576 WELL, I DON'T, 934 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:20,644 AND I JUST LEARNED 935 00:31:20,678 --> 00:31:22,045 WHEN I WAS IN AN INDIAN RESTAURANT LAST WEEK 936 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,982 THAT "NAAN" DOES NOT MEAN "NO"? 937 00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:26,250 [WHISPERS] THEY KEPT BRINGING ME BREAD. 938 00:31:26,284 --> 00:31:27,284 [LAUGHS] 939 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,822 WELL, TO A BEAUTIFUL, 940 00:31:31,856 --> 00:31:34,258 AND THE MOST INTERESTING WOMAN I'VE EVER MET. 941 00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:36,927 AND TO GETTING TO KNOW HER BETTER. 942 00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:39,830 -CHEERS. -CHEERS. 943 00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:44,935 CASS, LISTEN TO ME AND LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES, 944 00:31:44,969 --> 00:31:47,304 NEVER VOLUNTEER TO BE "ROOM MOTHER". 945 00:31:47,338 --> 00:31:49,907 ONE WEEK, IT'S MAKING A HUNDRED CUPCAKES, 946 00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:53,710 AND THE NEXT WEEK, IT'S MAKING COSTUMES 947 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,579 FOR A HEALTHY EATING EXTRAVAGANZA. 948 00:31:55,613 --> 00:31:56,647 OW. 949 00:31:56,681 --> 00:31:58,649 -I'M BEGGING YOU. -SORRY. 950 00:31:58,683 --> 00:31:59,983 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE GOT THIS COSTUME 951 00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:01,585 IN ONE DAY FROM AMAZON 952 00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:02,819 AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FREE SHIPPING WITH PRIME. 953 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:03,921 THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HER. 954 00:32:03,955 --> 00:32:06,623 SHE IS A WALKING ADVERTISEMENT NOW. 955 00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:07,958 DOES THIS STRAWBERRY MAKE ME LOOK FAT? 956 00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:09,826 [ALL TOGETHER]: YES. 957 00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:10,928 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 958 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:12,629 I'VE BEEN DYING TO ASK, ANY MORE DATES? 959 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:14,064 WELL, YOU KNOW, 960 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:16,833 SINCE, UM, I'M KEEPING MY OPTIONS OPEN, 961 00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:19,770 I WENT OUT TO DINNER WITH A CLIENT OF MINE. 962 00:32:19,804 --> 00:32:22,172 HIS NAME IS GEORGE KAZMINSKI, 963 00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:23,840 AND IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY NICE. 964 00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:24,942 HE WAS A PERFECT GENTLEMAN. 965 00:32:24,976 --> 00:32:26,910 HE PULLED OUT MY CHAIR, 966 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,278 AND OPENED ALL THE DOORS. 967 00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:29,346 HE EVEN ORDERED FOR US. 968 00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:31,915 HMM, SOUNDS LIKE THE KIND OF GUY WE'RE LOOKING FOR. 969 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,084 YOU MEAN "I'M" LOOKING FOR. 970 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:35,652 WHATEVER. 971 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,020 I KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK, BUT WERE THERE ANY SPARKS? 972 00:32:37,055 --> 00:32:38,388 NOT YET. 973 00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:41,391 BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR. 974 00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:42,392 RIGHT, NADIA? 975 00:32:42,427 --> 00:32:43,660 WORD. 976 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:44,928 [LAUGHS] 977 00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:47,297 HOW DO I LOOK? 978 00:32:47,332 --> 00:32:48,298 MM. 979 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:49,833 REALLY GOOD. 980 00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:51,335 OKAY, SO WHEN YOU SAID "A RUNNING DATE," 981 00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:52,369 I GOTTA BE HONEST, 982 00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:55,072 I THOUGHT YOU MEANT MAYBE OUTSIDE, 983 00:32:55,106 --> 00:32:56,206 LITTLE SUN SHINING, 984 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,041 PERHAPS BRING THE DOGS... 985 00:32:58,076 --> 00:32:59,776 WELL, THAT WAS THE PLAN, 986 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:00,844 AND THE FORECAST SAID 987 00:33:00,878 --> 00:33:02,145 THAT IT WAS GONNA BE WARM AND SUNNY. 988 00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:03,146 YEAH? 989 00:33:03,181 --> 00:33:04,881 IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT. 990 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:06,116 IT'S COLD AND RAINY, 991 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:08,352 BUT WE IMPROVISE, 992 00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:09,886 AND I HAD A FREE TICKET, 993 00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:11,788 A FREE PASS FOR A GUEST TO COME, 994 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,790 AND SO I FIGURED I'D USE IT ON YOU, 995 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:14,791 AND I THINK THAT'S ROMANTIC. 996 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:15,859 IT'S SO ROMANTIC. 997 00:33:15,893 --> 00:33:17,260 AWESOME. NOW, LET'S JUST SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP. 998 00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:19,062 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE. 999 00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:20,764 I'M JUST GOING TO JAM MINE UP TO, 1000 00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:22,933 I DON'T KNOW, SIX. 1001 00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:24,101 YOU DO THAT. I'M GETTING READY. 1002 00:33:24,135 --> 00:33:25,335 OH, REALLY, YOU'RE GONNA JUST PUT EAR BUDS IN, 1003 00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:26,370 FROM AN ANCIENT IPOD? 1004 00:33:26,404 --> 00:33:28,105 AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT... 1005 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,376 I BROUGHT YOU EARBUDS AND A SPLITTER. 1006 00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:33,844 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1007 00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:34,978 THAT'S VERY CONSIDERATE. 1008 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,313 THANK YOU. 1009 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:37,414 HERE WE GO. 1010 00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:40,117 MOTIVATION FOR OUR RUN. 1011 00:33:46,824 --> 00:33:48,358 -SERIOUSLY? -WHAT? 1012 00:33:48,393 --> 00:33:49,893 YOU FIND THIS MOTIVATING? 1013 00:33:49,927 --> 00:33:50,894 IT'S REO SPEEDWAGON. 1014 00:33:50,928 --> 00:33:53,230 IT WAS MY MOM'S FAVORITE BAND. 1015 00:33:53,264 --> 00:33:55,132 SHE PLAYED IT ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, 1016 00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:56,133 AND... COME ON, 1017 00:33:56,167 --> 00:33:57,167 YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THEM. 1018 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:58,301 I LOVE REO SPEEDWAGON. 1019 00:33:58,336 --> 00:33:59,336 YEAH, YOU SEE? 1020 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:02,906 ♪ I'M GONNA KEEP ON LOVING YOU ♪ 1021 00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:04,207 WHOA! 1022 00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:06,109 [GROANING] 1023 00:34:06,144 --> 00:34:07,144 UM... 1024 00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:10,013 -ARE YOU OKAY? -I'M SORRY. 1025 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,014 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 1026 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,283 OH, NO, I BROKE IT. 1027 00:34:13,317 --> 00:34:14,418 I'M SORRY. 1028 00:34:14,452 --> 00:34:16,853 DID YOU REALLY HATE THE MUSIC OF THE '70S THAT MUCH? 1029 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,321 NO, I REALLY DIDN'T. I'M SO SORRY. 1030 00:34:18,356 --> 00:34:19,723 YOU MUST HAVE BEEN SO FOND OF THIS. 1031 00:34:19,757 --> 00:34:20,991 YOU'VE HAD IT FOR, LIKE TWO DECADES. 1032 00:34:21,025 --> 00:34:22,059 [LAUGHS] 1033 00:34:22,093 --> 00:34:23,293 I'M SORRY, SHOULD WE HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE 1034 00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:24,528 FOR THIS LITTLE GUY? 1035 00:34:25,763 --> 00:34:27,397 IS IT TOO SOON FOR JOKES? 1036 00:34:28,866 --> 00:34:29,833 NOT IF THEY'RE FUNNY. 1037 00:34:29,867 --> 00:34:31,001 OUCH. 1038 00:34:31,035 --> 00:34:32,869 MAN-PRIDE STUNG. 1039 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,004 SPEAKING OF MAN-PRIDE, 1040 00:34:34,038 --> 00:34:36,940 THERE IS A YOGA CLASS THAT STARTS IN 10 MINUTES. 1041 00:34:36,974 --> 00:34:37,941 SHOULD WE? 1042 00:34:37,975 --> 00:34:39,476 YES. 1043 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:40,944 I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR IPOD. 1044 00:34:40,978 --> 00:34:42,112 YOU SHOULD BE. 1045 00:34:42,146 --> 00:34:43,280 COME ON. 1046 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,620 ALL RIGHT, THE FIRST THING I LEARNED IS, 1047 00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:53,090 DO NOT TRUST THE WEATHER GUY ON CHANNEL FOUR. 1048 00:34:53,124 --> 00:34:54,091 [LAUGHS] I DON'T KNOW. 1049 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:57,094 I HAVE TO BE HONEST, 1050 00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:59,663 SEEING YOU FLY OFF OF THAT TREADMILL? 1051 00:34:59,697 --> 00:35:00,997 PRETTY IRRESISTIBLE STUFF. 1052 00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:02,165 YEAH. 1053 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,333 YEAH, IT IS MY "GO-TO". 1054 00:35:03,367 --> 00:35:05,535 SECOND DATE GO-TO MOVE. 1055 00:35:05,570 --> 00:35:07,237 [LAUGHING] NICELY DONE. 1056 00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:08,738 AS IS... 1057 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,574 THIS. 1058 00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:15,445 A PICNIC? 1059 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,513 IN A CAR? 1060 00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:21,351 WELL, YOU ARE FULL OF SURPRISES, AREN'T YOU? 1061 00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:22,419 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? 1062 00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:24,387 WOULD YOU LIKE FRUIT, 1063 00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:25,522 OR DO YOU WANT A CROISSANT? 1064 00:35:25,556 --> 00:35:28,391 -I WILL HAVE FRUIT, PLEASE. -OKAY. 1065 00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:29,392 THANK YOU. 1066 00:35:29,427 --> 00:35:31,561 THERE YOU GO. 1067 00:35:31,596 --> 00:35:33,497 [CLEARING THROAT] 1068 00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:35,799 OKAY, SO THIS IS WHAT I KNOW ABOUT YOU, 1069 00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:37,634 I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A DOG NAMED DUKE, 1070 00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:38,702 I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE TO RUN... 1071 00:35:38,736 --> 00:35:39,703 YEAH. 1072 00:35:39,737 --> 00:35:40,737 AND YOU OWN YOUR OWN COMPANY, 1073 00:35:40,771 --> 00:35:42,372 WHICH IS VERY IMPRESSIVE. 1074 00:35:42,406 --> 00:35:43,373 THANK YOU. 1075 00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:44,774 WHAT DON'T I KNOW ABOUT YOU? 1076 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:45,775 WHERE WERE YOU BORN? 1077 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:47,777 I WAS BORN RIGHT HERE IN DENVER, 1078 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:51,548 AND THEN I, UM, I WENT AWAY TO COLLEGE IN BOSTON, 1079 00:35:51,582 --> 00:35:53,717 AND THEN RIGHT AROUND MY GRADUATION, 1080 00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:55,352 MY DAD HAD PASSED AWAY, 1081 00:35:55,386 --> 00:35:57,687 SO I CAME BACK HOME TO HELP MY MOM OUT. 1082 00:35:57,722 --> 00:35:58,688 I'M SORRY. 1083 00:35:58,723 --> 00:35:59,689 THAT'S REALLY SAD. 1084 00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:00,690 THANK YOU. 1085 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:03,627 WERE YOU GUYS CLOSE? 1086 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,462 YEAH, WE WERE. 1087 00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:07,597 I WAS, UM... 1088 00:36:07,632 --> 00:36:10,400 I WAS QUITE THE DADDY'S GIRL. 1089 00:36:10,434 --> 00:36:12,335 UM... HE WAS THE BEST. 1090 00:36:12,370 --> 00:36:14,237 HE WOULD TAKE ME AND MY FRIENDS TO BALL GAMES 1091 00:36:14,272 --> 00:36:17,140 AND MOVIES, AND... 1092 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,309 BUT HE ALSO KNEW HOW TO DISAPPEAR 1093 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:20,410 WHEN HE NEEDED TO, 1094 00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:24,347 LIKE, UM, SLEEP-OVERS, AND DANCES. 1095 00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:25,649 SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT GUY. 1096 00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:26,650 YEAH, HE WAS. 1097 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:29,286 YOU ACTUALLY REMIND ME OF HIM A LITTLE BIT. 1098 00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:34,791 HE HAD THAT FUN AND ADVENTUROUS THING. 1099 00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:37,160 I REALLY LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU. 1100 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:44,601 WHAT ARE... OH, MY GOSH. 1101 00:36:44,635 --> 00:36:46,369 UNBELIEVABLE. 1102 00:36:47,471 --> 00:36:48,505 [GIGGLING] 1103 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:49,506 UNBELIEVABLE. 1104 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:50,507 I'M SORRY. 1105 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:51,508 IT WAS JUST SO GOOD. 1106 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:52,542 [GIGGLING] 1107 00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:53,610 STOP EATING MY FOOD. 1108 00:36:53,644 --> 00:36:55,145 I'LL TRADE YOU. 1109 00:36:55,179 --> 00:36:57,881 I DON'T WANT THE FRUIT. 1110 00:36:57,915 --> 00:36:59,382 [GIGGLING] 1111 00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:02,452 IT'S MY FAVORITE ONE. 1112 00:37:02,486 --> 00:37:05,488 [DR. SUSIE]: CHAPTER SEVEN: THE ART OF DATING. 1113 00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:07,524 AT THIS POINT, YOU MAY BE GETTING CLOSE TO SOMEONE. 1114 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:08,725 CAREFUL! 1115 00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:10,460 YOU DO NOT WANT TO FALL INTO OLD HABITS. 1116 00:37:10,494 --> 00:37:11,695 KEEP ALL OPTIONS OPEN 1117 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:13,463 UNTIL YOU FIGURE OUT HOW YOU FEEL, 1118 00:37:13,497 --> 00:37:14,464 WHAT YOU WANT, 1119 00:37:14,498 --> 00:37:16,499 AND WHERE YOU WANT THINGS TO GO. 1120 00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:21,538 SO, HOW DID YOU LEARN ABOUT ART? 1121 00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:23,607 BEFORE I ENROLLED IN A BUSINESS PROGRAM, 1122 00:37:23,641 --> 00:37:25,342 I STUDIED ART IN COLLEGE. 1123 00:37:25,376 --> 00:37:27,377 IT GAVE ME AN APPRECIATION FOR, UM... 1124 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:28,845 THE WAY PEOPLE SEE THINGS, 1125 00:37:28,879 --> 00:37:31,181 HOW HUMANS EXPRESS THEMSELVES. 1126 00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:32,816 I STUDIED ART FOR A COUPLE YEARS, 1127 00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:35,252 IN PRESCHOOL. 1128 00:37:35,286 --> 00:37:37,320 IT HELPED ME LEARN ABOUT TACTILE SENSES, 1129 00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:41,658 YOU KNOW, THAT FEELING OF PAINT OOZING BETWEEN MY FINGERS. 1130 00:37:41,692 --> 00:37:43,793 SEE, THIS ONE REALLY SPEAKS TO ME. 1131 00:37:43,828 --> 00:37:45,161 THE COLOR, 1132 00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:46,429 THE WAY THE OWL IS FRONT AND CENTER, 1133 00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:48,598 ACTING AS A SYMBOL OF WISDOM, 1134 00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:51,301 POWER, INTUITION, 1135 00:37:51,335 --> 00:37:52,335 MYSTERY, 1136 00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:55,171 AND CHANGE. 1137 00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:56,273 HMM. 1138 00:37:56,307 --> 00:37:57,540 WHAT DOES IT SAY TO YOU? 1139 00:38:00,311 --> 00:38:01,945 HOO HOO HOO! 1140 00:38:01,979 --> 00:38:03,213 [LAUGHS] 1141 00:38:04,415 --> 00:38:05,482 THAT'S "PUNNY." 1142 00:38:05,516 --> 00:38:07,917 [LAUGHS] 1143 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,252 WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? 1144 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,620 WHAT DOES IT SAY TO YOU? 1145 00:38:10,655 --> 00:38:12,355 HMM, YOU KNOW, 1146 00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:13,657 I'M NOT SURE. 1147 00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:15,692 OH, COME ON, GIVE IT A TRY. THERE'S NO WRONG ANSWERS. 1148 00:38:17,828 --> 00:38:19,529 OKAY. 1149 00:38:19,563 --> 00:38:23,767 WELL, I LIKE THE CONTRAST OF GOOD AND EVIL, 1150 00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:26,202 THE WAY THE ARTIST HAS CREATED 1151 00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:29,606 THIS DICHOTOMY OF DARKNESS AND LIGHT, 1152 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,842 ILLUSTRATING THE STRUGGLE OF HUMAN NATURE, 1153 00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:36,313 JUST CLAWING FOR ONE MOMENT OF RELIEF. 1154 00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:39,516 INTERESTING. 1155 00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:41,651 I'M NOT SURE THE ARTIST WOULD AGREE WITH YOU, 1156 00:38:41,686 --> 00:38:43,353 BUT WE ALL SEE ART IN OUR OWN WAY. 1157 00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:44,688 NO... [LAUGHS] 1158 00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:46,289 I WAS KIDDING. 1159 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,558 LOOK, I FIND THIS PIECE CAPTIVATING. 1160 00:38:48,592 --> 00:38:50,860 I LOVE ABSTRACT ART. 1161 00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:54,531 THIS HAS BEAUTIFUL SHAPE AND FORM IN ITS ASYMMETRY. 1162 00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:57,300 I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE FUN OF IT. 1163 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,301 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, 1164 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,470 I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF IT. 1165 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:02,539 WE SEE WHAT WE SEE. 1166 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,645 THAT'S THE BEAUTIFUL THING ABOUT ART 1167 00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:10,313 IS EVERYBODY SEES WHAT THEY WANT. 1168 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,548 MAYBE THIS WASN'T YOUR THING, 1169 00:39:11,582 --> 00:39:13,383 MAYBE YOU PREFER SCULPTURES. 1170 00:39:13,417 --> 00:39:14,718 OR NOT. 1171 00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:16,286 THERE IS NO WRONG. 1172 00:39:17,488 --> 00:39:19,322 IT'S ALL OKAY. 1173 00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:22,025 THANK YOU. 1174 00:39:22,059 --> 00:39:23,793 THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME. 1175 00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:27,530 WHOO! HEE HEE! 1176 00:39:27,565 --> 00:39:29,366 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M IN A LIMOUSINE! 1177 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,667 THIS IS SO EXCITING, 1178 00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:31,968 EVEN IF I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING. 1179 00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:33,303 THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 1180 00:39:33,337 --> 00:39:34,637 WAIT, HOLD-- TIME OUT. 1181 00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:36,272 SO, A LIMOUSINE RIDE ISN'T ENOUGH? 1182 00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:37,974 BECAUSE THIS IS ALL THERE IS, LADIES. 1183 00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:39,309 YOU'RE EXPECTING SOMETHING ELSE? 1184 00:39:39,343 --> 00:39:40,610 OKAY, THIS IS VERY NICE. 1185 00:39:40,644 --> 00:39:42,045 IT'S JUST, I DON'T NORMALLY BRING MY MOM WITH ME 1186 00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:43,279 ON MY DATES. 1187 00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:44,347 AH, WELL, YOU SEE, 1188 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,549 ACTUALLY, THIS IS GLORIA'S DATE. 1189 00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:48,752 YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST ALONG FOR THE RIDE. 1190 00:39:48,786 --> 00:39:50,053 SO, I'M THE THIRD WHEEL? 1191 00:39:50,087 --> 00:39:51,755 [LAUGHS] THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S FUNNY. YES. 1192 00:39:51,789 --> 00:39:53,423 OH, COME ON, ROBERT, 1193 00:39:53,457 --> 00:39:54,424 WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US 1194 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:55,425 WHAT THE OCCASION IS? 1195 00:39:55,459 --> 00:39:56,626 THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME. 1196 00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:58,061 OKAY, WELL, WE'RE ALMOST THERE, 1197 00:39:58,095 --> 00:40:00,830 SO I GUESS I CAN... I GUESS I CAN TELL YOU. 1198 00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:02,499 WE ARE GOING TO A BENEFIT CONCERT 1199 00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:04,834 FOR CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL, AND SEVERAL MUSICIANS ARE-- 1200 00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:06,536 REO SPEEDWAGON? 1201 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:08,972 REO SPEEDWAGON. 1202 00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:10,373 -NO! -YES! 1203 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:11,374 NO, REO SPEEDWAGON? 1204 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,309 -YES. -REALLY? 1205 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:14,577 THIS IS BY INVITATION ONLY! 1206 00:40:14,612 --> 00:40:15,645 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET TICKETS. 1207 00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:16,780 OUR OFFICE HELPED SET IT UP, 1208 00:40:16,814 --> 00:40:17,914 SO I ASKED FOR A COUPLE OF TICKETS, 1209 00:40:17,948 --> 00:40:18,915 AND THEN ASKED FOR ANOTHER ONE 1210 00:40:18,949 --> 00:40:19,916 FOR THE THIRD WHEEL, 1211 00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:20,917 BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WEIRD 1212 00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:21,918 IF WE WENT ON A DATE WITHOUT HER. 1213 00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:23,686 [LAUGHING] 1214 00:40:23,721 --> 00:40:24,954 OH, WOW, 1215 00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:27,023 THIS IS AMAZINGLY SWEET OF YOU. 1216 00:40:27,057 --> 00:40:28,425 I HAVE LOVED REO SPEEDWAGON, 1217 00:40:28,459 --> 00:40:30,794 AND I'VE NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO SEE THEM LIVE. 1218 00:40:30,828 --> 00:40:32,395 WELL, TONIGHT'S YOUR NIGHT. 1219 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:33,797 TONIGHT'S MY NIGHT. 1220 00:40:33,831 --> 00:40:34,831 [LAUGHING EXCITEDLY] 1221 00:40:34,865 --> 00:40:37,467 ♪ WHEN I SAID THAT I LOVE YOU 1222 00:40:37,501 --> 00:40:44,441 ♪ I MEANT THAT I LOVE YOU FOREVER ♪ 1223 00:40:44,475 --> 00:40:50,079 ♪ AND I'M GONNA KEEP ON LOVING YOU ♪ 1224 00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:53,116 ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THING I WANNA DO... ♪ 1225 00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:55,418 WELL, YOU DID THIS 1226 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:56,920 JUST TO SCORE BROWNIE POINTS WITH MY MOM. 1227 00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:58,021 NO... 1228 00:40:58,055 --> 00:40:59,789 NO, WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 1229 00:40:59,824 --> 00:41:02,992 YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID. 1230 00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:04,360 [CLEARS THROAT] 1231 00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:05,395 [CHUCKLING] 1232 00:41:08,532 --> 00:41:09,766 [DR. SUSIE]: CHAPTER 12: GIFTING. 1233 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,001 GIVING THE RIGHT GIFT IS IMPERATIVE. 1234 00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:14,838 ANY GIFT SHOULD BE THOUGHTFUL AND PERSONAL. 1235 00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:16,072 SEE, I THOUGHT THE RULE WAS 1236 00:41:16,106 --> 00:41:18,241 "YOU GET WHAT YOU GET, AND YOU DON'T GET UPSET," 1237 00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:19,642 BUT IT TURNS OUT, 1238 00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:22,545 GETTING THE RIGHT GIFT IS IMPERATIVE. 1239 00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:24,047 GOOD TO KNOW, RIGHT, DUKE? 1240 00:41:25,082 --> 00:41:26,082 I KNOW. 1241 00:41:27,718 --> 00:41:29,986 -[CELL PHONE RINGS] -OH! 1242 00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:30,987 [BLOWING HORN] 1243 00:41:31,021 --> 00:41:32,288 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1244 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,790 AND MANY MORE! 1245 00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:35,258 AW, THANK YOU. 1246 00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:36,893 AM I FIRST? DID I BEAT MOM THIS YEAR? 1247 00:41:36,927 --> 00:41:39,295 WELL, IT'S 6:30 IN THE MORNING, 1248 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,731 SO, YEAH, YOU'RE THE FIRST. 1249 00:41:41,765 --> 00:41:43,566 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT ROBERT AND GEORGE GET YOU. 1250 00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:46,803 WELL, YOU'RE ASSUMING THAT THEY'RE GETTING ME GIFTS. 1251 00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:48,304 UH, YEAH, IT'S IMPERATIVE. 1252 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:50,240 IF THEY DON'T, THEN THEY'RE GONE. 1253 00:41:50,274 --> 00:41:51,708 [CELL PHONE RINGS] [LAUGHING] 1254 00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:52,876 I GOTTA GO. IT'S MOM. 1255 00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:54,811 TELL HER I WAS FIRST! 1256 00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:56,012 OKAY. 1257 00:41:56,046 --> 00:41:57,080 HI, MOM. 1258 00:41:57,114 --> 00:41:59,215 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HONEY! 1259 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,251 UM, I KNOW IT'S REALLY EARLY, 1260 00:42:01,285 --> 00:42:03,052 BUT I WANTED TO BE FIRST. 1261 00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:06,256 WELL, YOU ARE THE FIRST, CONGRATULATIONS. 1262 00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:07,290 YES! 1263 00:42:07,324 --> 00:42:09,292 NADIA ALWAYS WANTS TO BE FIRST, 1264 00:42:09,326 --> 00:42:10,360 BUT SHE WILL NEVER BEAT ME 1265 00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:11,561 NOW THAT I'VE MASTERED THE VIDEO CHAT. 1266 00:42:11,595 --> 00:42:13,696 OH, I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU. 1267 00:42:13,731 --> 00:42:14,864 THANK YOU. 1268 00:42:14,899 --> 00:42:15,899 MWAH... 1269 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:18,701 [LAUGHING] 1270 00:42:20,337 --> 00:42:22,105 [PHONE RINGING] 1271 00:42:25,009 --> 00:42:26,075 "BANK OF DEVNER." 1272 00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:27,110 I MEAN, COME ON, 1273 00:42:27,144 --> 00:42:30,280 DOES ANYONE SPELL CHECK ANYMORE? 1274 00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:32,248 I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY, 1275 00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:33,283 BUT I HOPE THESE BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY. 1276 00:42:33,317 --> 00:42:34,284 [GASPS IN DELIGHT] 1277 00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:35,285 THANK YOU. 1278 00:42:35,319 --> 00:42:38,354 THEY'RE GORGEOUS, THANK YOU. 1279 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:40,123 I MEAN, LILIES ARE MY FAVORITE. 1280 00:42:40,157 --> 00:42:43,159 PLUS, YOU BROUGHT THEM TO ME PERSONALLY. 1281 00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:45,194 WELL, DELIVERIES ARE SO IMPERSONAL, 1282 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:46,362 AND I WANTED TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY 1283 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,764 IN PERSON. 1284 00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:50,066 I KNOW YOU'RE HAVING DINNER WITH YOUR FAMILY TONIGHT, 1285 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:51,067 BUT I LOOK FORWARD TO CELEBRATING WITH YOU 1286 00:42:51,101 --> 00:42:52,101 ON FRIDAY. 1287 00:42:52,136 --> 00:42:53,836 I CAN'T WAIT. 1288 00:42:53,871 --> 00:42:55,038 BETTER GO. 1289 00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:56,839 I HAVE A DEPOSITION IN A HALF HOUR, 1290 00:42:56,874 --> 00:42:58,141 BIG ACCIDENT DISPUTE. 1291 00:42:58,175 --> 00:42:59,142 AH, OKAY, 1292 00:42:59,176 --> 00:43:00,944 WELL, UM, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE FLOWERS. 1293 00:43:00,978 --> 00:43:02,845 THEY'RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 1294 00:43:03,881 --> 00:43:05,348 HI. 1295 00:43:05,382 --> 00:43:08,384 SORRY, IS THIS A BAD TIME? 1296 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:09,385 NO, NO, JUST LEAVING. 1297 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:10,620 SHE'S ALL YOURS. 1298 00:43:10,654 --> 00:43:12,121 THANKS. 1299 00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:13,122 HELLO. 1300 00:43:13,157 --> 00:43:14,123 HI. 1301 00:43:14,158 --> 00:43:15,825 SO, I'M ON MY WAY TO FINALIZE ARRANGEMENTS 1302 00:43:15,859 --> 00:43:17,827 FOR THIS LANTERN FESTIVAL THAT I'M ORGANIZING, 1303 00:43:17,861 --> 00:43:21,097 BUT I WANTED TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 1304 00:43:21,131 --> 00:43:24,701 HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY? 1305 00:43:24,735 --> 00:43:26,903 OH, CASS, FACEBOOK, GOOGLE, 1306 00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:28,404 INSTAGRAM, THE TWITTER, 1307 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:29,872 THERE'S A BILLBOARD ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, 1308 00:43:29,907 --> 00:43:31,140 WHICH I THINK IS A LITTLE BIT OBNOXIOUS. 1309 00:43:31,175 --> 00:43:32,141 OKAY. 1310 00:43:32,176 --> 00:43:34,143 I KNOW A LOT ABOUT YOU, CASS. 1311 00:43:34,178 --> 00:43:35,845 THE "RACHEL HAIR CUT" WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL? 1312 00:43:35,879 --> 00:43:37,347 [WINCING] NOT SO GOOD. 1313 00:43:37,381 --> 00:43:38,348 WOW... 1314 00:43:38,382 --> 00:43:39,749 YOU GOOGLED ME? 1315 00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:41,084 NO, I'M KIDDING. 1316 00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:42,752 YOUR MOM-- YOUR MOM TOLD ME IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY. 1317 00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,320 WELL, LOOK AT YOU TWO, 1318 00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:45,421 BFF'S NOW? 1319 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:47,023 YEAH, NO, SHE FRIENDED ME. 1320 00:43:47,057 --> 00:43:48,091 SHE FRIENDED YOU. 1321 00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:49,192 YEAH. 1322 00:43:49,226 --> 00:43:50,226 WOW, OKAY. 1323 00:43:50,260 --> 00:43:51,294 UM, ANYWAY, 1324 00:43:51,328 --> 00:43:52,729 I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU THIS. 1325 00:43:52,763 --> 00:43:54,964 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 1326 00:43:59,103 --> 00:44:00,136 AN IPOD. 1327 00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:01,838 [CHUCKLES] 1328 00:44:01,872 --> 00:44:03,006 THAT'S PRETTY GREAT. 1329 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,174 BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I NEEDED A NEW ONE? 1330 00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:06,876 I JUST-- I HAD A FEELING. 1331 00:44:06,910 --> 00:44:09,012 MM-HMM. 1332 00:44:10,114 --> 00:44:11,381 I GOTTA GO, 1333 00:44:11,415 --> 00:44:14,751 I HAVE A BIG, IMPORTANT MEETING WITH A PAPER LANTERN MAKER, 1334 00:44:14,785 --> 00:44:16,119 SO I'M GONNA... 1335 00:44:16,153 --> 00:44:18,054 BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 1336 00:44:18,088 --> 00:44:19,055 THANK YOU. 1337 00:44:19,089 --> 00:44:20,056 OF COURSE, YEAH. 1338 00:44:20,090 --> 00:44:21,457 UM... FRIDAY? IS IT FRIDAY? 1339 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:22,959 SATURDAY. 1340 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,027 SATURDAY? WONDERFUL. 1341 00:44:24,061 --> 00:44:25,828 -HAPPY BIRTHDAY. -THANK YOU. 1342 00:44:25,863 --> 00:44:27,230 THERE'S THE BRIDE, HI. 1343 00:44:27,264 --> 00:44:28,431 HEY. 1344 00:44:28,465 --> 00:44:30,433 OOH, PRETTY FLOWERS FROM ROBERT. 1345 00:44:31,935 --> 00:44:33,970 [MOANING AWKWARDLY] 1346 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:38,941 OH...! 1347 00:44:38,976 --> 00:44:40,043 BIGGER BREATH, BIGGER BREATH, BIGGER BREATH! 1348 00:44:40,077 --> 00:44:41,044 ONLY ONE GIRLFRIEND. 1349 00:44:41,078 --> 00:44:42,745 -YOU CAN GET IT, YOU CAN GET IT! -ONE MORE! 1350 00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:43,780 [ALL CHEERING] 1351 00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:45,815 NICE ONE! 1352 00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:47,450 I HOPE ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE, MY DARLING. 1353 00:44:47,484 --> 00:44:48,484 WELL, THEY WILL, 1354 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,187 AFTER I HAVE A PIECE OF THIS CAKE. 1355 00:44:51,221 --> 00:44:52,355 SURE, YEAH. CUT IT UP. 1356 00:44:52,389 --> 00:44:53,356 MOM... 1357 00:44:53,390 --> 00:44:54,991 WHAT? OH! TOO SMALL, RIGHT? 1358 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:56,359 I FORGOT. 1359 00:44:56,393 --> 00:44:57,393 I FORGOT WHO I WAS DEALING WITH HERE. 1360 00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:58,494 WE'LL TAKE IT, WE'LL TAKE IT, 1361 00:44:58,529 --> 00:44:59,796 AND WE'LL COME BACK FOR SECONDS. 1362 00:44:59,830 --> 00:45:01,064 HOW ABOUT YOU AND I SPLIT THIS, HUH, BUDDY? 1363 00:45:01,098 --> 00:45:02,999 WE'RE GONNA HEAD OFF INTO THE OTHER ROOM, 1364 00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:04,400 WATCH SOME TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. 1365 00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:05,802 MY GIFT TO YOU, 1366 00:45:05,836 --> 00:45:06,803 LADIES TIME. 1367 00:45:06,837 --> 00:45:07,804 AW... 1368 00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:09,939 SEE YOU GUYS LATER. LET'S GO, BUDDY. 1369 00:45:09,973 --> 00:45:11,808 OKAY, SO, YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE 1370 00:45:11,842 --> 00:45:14,010 WHAT HAPPENED TODAY. 1371 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:16,379 GEORGE AND ROBERT BOTH CAME TO SEE ME AT WORK. 1372 00:45:16,413 --> 00:45:17,380 [GASPING] NO. 1373 00:45:17,414 --> 00:45:19,015 NOT GOOD. DID THEY MEET? 1374 00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:20,249 NO, THEY JUST MISSED EACH OTHER. 1375 00:45:20,284 --> 00:45:21,784 THEY PASSED EACH OTHER IN THE HALLWAY. 1376 00:45:21,819 --> 00:45:23,986 PHEW. CLOSE CALL. 1377 00:45:24,021 --> 00:45:26,222 BUT, MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT DID THEY GET YOU? 1378 00:45:26,256 --> 00:45:27,924 GEORGE BROUGHT ME FLOWERS. 1379 00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:28,925 LILIES. 1380 00:45:28,959 --> 00:45:30,026 OH, YOUR FAVORITE. 1381 00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:31,961 SCORE ONE FOR GEORGE. 1382 00:45:31,995 --> 00:45:32,962 I MEAN, THAT'S A PERSONAL GIFT 1383 00:45:32,996 --> 00:45:34,230 WITHOUT BEING TOO OVER THE TOP. 1384 00:45:34,264 --> 00:45:37,500 YEAH, AND, UM, ROBERT... 1385 00:45:37,534 --> 00:45:40,269 [CHUCKLING] ROBERT GOT ME A NEW IPOD. 1386 00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:41,804 OH. 1387 00:45:41,839 --> 00:45:42,872 ELECTRONICS? 1388 00:45:42,906 --> 00:45:45,141 WELL, HE KNOWS THAT MINE IS BROKEN, 1389 00:45:45,175 --> 00:45:47,376 SO HE, YEAH, HE GOT ME A NEW ONE. 1390 00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:49,312 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT HIS NEPHEW. 1391 00:45:49,346 --> 00:45:52,448 I MEAN, AN IPOD, IT'S NOT REALLY PERSONAL. 1392 00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:54,250 WAIT, WHY IS NOT PERSONAL? 1393 00:45:54,284 --> 00:45:55,384 OKAY, HE KNEW SHE NEEDED ONE, 1394 00:45:55,419 --> 00:45:56,452 AND HE GOT HER WHAT SHE NEEDED-- 1395 00:45:56,487 --> 00:45:57,987 YEAH, BUT DR. SUSIE SAYS IF-- 1396 00:45:58,021 --> 00:46:00,890 I DON'T CARE WHAT DR. SUSIE SAYS. 1397 00:46:00,924 --> 00:46:02,325 I THINK AN IPOD IS AN APPROPRIATE GIFT, 1398 00:46:02,359 --> 00:46:03,960 AND IT'S CERTAINLY GOING TO LAST 1399 00:46:03,994 --> 00:46:05,094 A LOT LONGER THAN FLOWERS. 1400 00:46:05,129 --> 00:46:06,996 ONE THING THAT CONCERNS ME, THOUGH, 1401 00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:08,097 IS, UM... 1402 00:46:08,132 --> 00:46:09,232 HOW LONG ARE YOU PLANNING 1403 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:10,233 ON DATING BOTH GEORGE AND ROBERT 1404 00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:11,300 AT THE SAME TIME? 1405 00:46:11,335 --> 00:46:13,503 I DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR TO EITHER OF THEM-- 1406 00:46:13,537 --> 00:46:14,504 MOM'S RIGHT. 1407 00:46:14,538 --> 00:46:15,505 "THE HANDBOOK" WAS INTENDED 1408 00:46:15,539 --> 00:46:17,540 TO WEED OUT THE WRONG KIND OF MAN, 1409 00:46:17,574 --> 00:46:19,375 NOT STRING MULTIPLE MEN ALONG. 1410 00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:20,910 OKAY, BUT I'M NOT STRINGING THEM ALONG, 1411 00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:22,245 I'M JUST GETTING TO KNOW THEM BETTER 1412 00:46:22,279 --> 00:46:25,014 SO THAT I DON'T MAKE THE WRONG DECISION 1413 00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:26,015 AGAIN. 1414 00:46:26,049 --> 00:46:27,116 OKAY, BUT EVENTUALLY 1415 00:46:27,151 --> 00:46:28,518 ONE OF THEM IS GOING TO FIND OUT ABOUT THE OTHER, 1416 00:46:28,552 --> 00:46:29,986 AND SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET HURT, 1417 00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:31,154 AND IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE YOU. 1418 00:46:32,923 --> 00:46:34,123 CLEARLY, THEY BOTH LIKE YOU, 1419 00:46:34,158 --> 00:46:36,192 BUT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION EVENTUALLY. 1420 00:46:36,226 --> 00:46:37,426 UGH, I WILL MAKE A DECISION, 1421 00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:38,427 BUT HOW? 1422 00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:39,595 HOW DO I CHOOSE? 1423 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:40,596 OH! 1424 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:42,465 IT'S TIME TO BRING OUT THE CHECK-LIST. 1425 00:46:42,499 --> 00:46:43,533 OH, THERE'S A CHECK-LIST?. 1426 00:46:43,567 --> 00:46:44,934 OF COURSE THERE'S A CHECK-LIST. 1427 00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:46,502 OKAY, HERE'S THE PLAN. 1428 00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:47,603 YOU GO OUT WITH GEORGE AND ROBERT 1429 00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:48,604 FOR ANOTHER WEEK... 1430 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:49,605 OKAY... 1431 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,174 THEN WE'LL SEE HOW THEY RATE, 1432 00:46:51,208 --> 00:46:52,875 AND WE'LL ELIMINATE 1433 00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:54,944 WHOEVER DOESN'T REACH ALL THE REQUIREMENTS. 1434 00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:55,945 I DON'T KNOW. 1435 00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:57,180 I JUST THINK IT'S KIND OF WEIRD 1436 00:46:57,214 --> 00:46:58,381 TO USE A CHECK-LIST TO FIND LOVE. 1437 00:46:58,415 --> 00:47:01,184 I THINK IT SHOULD BE ABOUT THE HEART AND FEELINGS. 1438 00:47:01,218 --> 00:47:03,052 SURE, BUT THEN 1439 00:47:03,086 --> 00:47:04,353 YOU END UP WITH ANOTHER PETER, 1440 00:47:04,388 --> 00:47:05,555 OR JAMIE, 1441 00:47:05,589 --> 00:47:07,123 OR JACK. 1442 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,459 NADIA'S RIGHT. 1443 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:13,996 I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING DR. SUSIE THIS ENTIRE WAY THROUGH, 1444 00:47:14,031 --> 00:47:15,231 AND IF I WANT TO SUCCEED, 1445 00:47:15,265 --> 00:47:18,901 I HAVE TO STICK WITH IT TILL THE VERY END. 1446 00:47:21,705 --> 00:47:23,272 SUSIE]: IT'S DECISION TIME. 1447 00:47:23,307 --> 00:47:24,540 BY NOW, YOU SHOULD KNOW 1448 00:47:24,575 --> 00:47:26,108 IF THE PERSON YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING TIME WITH 1449 00:47:26,143 --> 00:47:28,344 IS WORTH ELEVATING TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 1450 00:47:28,378 --> 00:47:30,546 I GOT THIS, DR. SUSIE. 1451 00:47:30,581 --> 00:47:33,516 "SOME FINAL THINGS FOR YOU TO CONSIDER ARE, 1452 00:47:33,550 --> 00:47:35,852 "HOW WELL DOES HE KNOW YOU, 1453 00:47:35,886 --> 00:47:37,587 "HOW MUCH EFFORT AND PLANNING 1454 00:47:37,621 --> 00:47:39,589 "DOES HE PUT INTO YOUR TIME TOGETHER? 1455 00:47:39,623 --> 00:47:41,424 [SNAPPING FINGERS] "AND FINALLY, 1456 00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:44,794 "DOES HE RESPECT YOUR BOUNDARIES? 1457 00:47:44,828 --> 00:47:49,532 YOU GET TO DETERMINE HOW AND WHEN YOUR DATE ENDS." 1458 00:47:50,834 --> 00:47:53,169 ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT THE CHECK-LIST READY. 1459 00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:55,238 LET'S SEE HOW THE GUYS DID. 1460 00:47:55,272 --> 00:47:57,373 QUESTION ONE, 1461 00:47:57,407 --> 00:47:59,542 DID HE MAKE ADEQUATE PLANS FOR THE EVENING? 1462 00:47:59,576 --> 00:48:01,677 OKAY, WELL, GEORGE-- 1463 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:03,346 GEORGE TOOK ME TO A CONCERT. 1464 00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:04,347 I LOVE CONCERTS. 1465 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:06,282 -A QUARTET. -NOT SO MUCH. 1466 00:48:08,585 --> 00:48:10,620 THIS QUARTET PLAYS ALL OVER THE WORLD. 1467 00:48:10,654 --> 00:48:11,654 YOU WORK SO HARD, 1468 00:48:11,688 --> 00:48:12,722 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY SOMETHING SOOTHING 1469 00:48:12,756 --> 00:48:13,723 AND RELAXING. 1470 00:48:13,757 --> 00:48:17,326 SOUNDS LIKE A NICE CHANGE OF PACE. 1471 00:48:17,361 --> 00:48:19,195 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NOT APPRECIATE BACH 1472 00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:20,196 OR TCHAIKOVSKY, 1473 00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:21,197 TOO BORING. 1474 00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:22,698 THIS GROUP IS QUITE WHIMSICAL. 1475 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:25,268 TONIGHT, THEY'LL BE PLAYING POPULAR MOVIE SCORES. 1476 00:48:25,302 --> 00:48:26,469 EVERYTHING FROM "LAWRENCE OF ARABIA" 1477 00:48:26,503 --> 00:48:27,603 TO "JAWS." 1478 00:48:27,638 --> 00:48:29,538 SO, LESS CHANCE OF US FALLING ASLEEP. 1479 00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:31,173 THE THEME FROM "JAWS"? 1480 00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:33,342 MM-HMM. 1481 00:48:33,377 --> 00:48:35,177 IT WAS ACTUALLY-- IT WAS REALLY GOOD. 1482 00:48:35,212 --> 00:48:37,546 SO, IT ENDED UP BEING THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. 1483 00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:39,649 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO TO A MOVIE? 1484 00:48:39,683 --> 00:48:41,317 BECAUSE HE MADE AN EFFORT. 1485 00:48:41,351 --> 00:48:42,785 HE CONSIDERED HER LIKES, 1486 00:48:42,819 --> 00:48:44,320 PLANNED AHEAD, 1487 00:48:44,354 --> 00:48:45,321 AND SHE LIKED IT. 1488 00:48:45,355 --> 00:48:46,322 POINT, GEORGE. 1489 00:48:46,356 --> 00:48:48,724 OKAY, NOW, WHAT ABOUT ROBERT? 1490 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:52,361 WELL, ROBERT STARTED STRONG... 1491 00:48:55,966 --> 00:48:57,266 JUST GRAB A SEAT ANYWHERE. 1492 00:48:57,301 --> 00:48:58,467 [CHUCKLING] 1493 00:48:58,502 --> 00:49:00,469 [GEORGE]: YEAH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA 1494 00:49:00,504 --> 00:49:02,738 HOW LONG THE WAIT IS TO GET A SEAT IN THIS PLACE. 1495 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:04,607 [CASS]: I CAN ONLY IMAGINE. 1496 00:49:04,641 --> 00:49:06,175 YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, I ALMOST CALLED 1497 00:49:06,209 --> 00:49:07,543 TO MAKE A RESERVATION. 1498 00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:08,644 DID YOU? 1499 00:49:08,679 --> 00:49:10,546 WELL, LET'S SIT AT THE COUNTER. 1500 00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:11,881 GREAT. 1501 00:49:11,915 --> 00:49:12,915 [NADIA]: WELL, I'M NOT SURE 1502 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,917 ABOUT ROBERT'S CHOICE OF RESTAURANT. 1503 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,252 IT'S A DATE, 1504 00:49:16,286 --> 00:49:17,820 HE COULD HAVE PICKED SOMEWHERE NICER. 1505 00:49:17,854 --> 00:49:19,422 GEORGE TOOK YOU TO A CONCERT-- 1506 00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:20,823 YEAH, WHERE THEY COULDN'T TALK TO EACH OTHER. 1507 00:49:20,857 --> 00:49:22,892 NOPE. I'M GOING TO SAY NO CHECK. 1508 00:49:22,926 --> 00:49:24,393 NEXT QUESTION, 1509 00:49:24,428 --> 00:49:25,528 OH, THIS IS A BIG ONE. 1510 00:49:25,562 --> 00:49:26,696 IS YOUR DATE GENUINE? 1511 00:49:26,730 --> 00:49:28,864 I MEAN, IS HE BEING TRUE TO HIMSELF, 1512 00:49:28,899 --> 00:49:30,733 OR IS HE PUTTING ON AIRS TO IMPRESS YOU? 1513 00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:32,868 AH! SO BORING. 1514 00:49:32,903 --> 00:49:34,303 [LAUGHS] 1515 00:49:34,338 --> 00:49:35,938 IS THERE ANYTHING GOOD ON THAT SHEET? 1516 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:38,240 LIKE, IS THERE ANYTHING ABOUT ROMANCE THERE? 1517 00:49:38,275 --> 00:49:39,475 SKIPPING AHEAD... 1518 00:49:39,509 --> 00:49:40,743 PLEASE. 1519 00:49:40,777 --> 00:49:42,845 IS THE EVENING ROMANTIC THROUGHOUT? 1520 00:49:42,879 --> 00:49:45,414 WELL... 1521 00:49:45,449 --> 00:49:47,717 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1522 00:49:53,557 --> 00:49:55,791 FOR YOU. 1523 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,259 THANK YOU. 1524 00:49:58,328 --> 00:49:59,729 WOW. 1525 00:49:59,763 --> 00:50:02,431 WELL, YOU CERTAINLY KNOW THE WAY 1526 00:50:02,466 --> 00:50:03,899 TO A GIRL'S HEART. 1527 00:50:03,934 --> 00:50:07,803 -I CERTAINLY HOPE SO. -CHEERS. 1528 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:09,772 -CHEERS. -CHEERS. 1529 00:50:12,642 --> 00:50:14,243 HEY, FOLKS, WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR? 1530 00:50:14,277 --> 00:50:15,244 HI, BOSS, UM... 1531 00:50:15,278 --> 00:50:16,312 WHAT ARE YOUR SPECIALS TONIGHT? 1532 00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:17,613 WE GOT A STEAK SALAD, 1533 00:50:17,647 --> 00:50:20,916 BUT WE ARE KNOWN FOR OUR WING SAMPLER. 1534 00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:22,485 I WILL HAVE THE STEAK SALAD. 1535 00:50:24,421 --> 00:50:25,388 AND WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND? 1536 00:50:25,422 --> 00:50:26,489 THE WING SAMPLER. 1537 00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:27,556 OKAY, WELL, I'M GONNA MAKE IT EASY ON YOU, 1538 00:50:27,591 --> 00:50:28,557 I'M GOING TO GET THE WINGS. 1539 00:50:28,592 --> 00:50:29,992 FIVE 1540 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:31,560 BOLD FLAVORS OF WINGS. 1541 00:50:31,595 --> 00:50:33,496 I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SO MANY FLAVORS 1542 00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:34,930 ON ONE CHICKEN BODY PART? 1543 00:50:34,965 --> 00:50:36,432 NO, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T SAY THAT I HAVE. 1544 00:50:36,466 --> 00:50:39,402 RIGHT, WHICH MAKES ME THINK YOU'RE GOING TO EAT MY WINGS. 1545 00:50:39,436 --> 00:50:41,637 NO, I ORDERED THE STEAK SALAD. 1546 00:50:41,671 --> 00:50:43,406 THAT'S ALL MAJOR FOOD GROUPS 1547 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:44,874 IN JUST ONE SALAD, SO WE'RE GOOD. 1548 00:50:44,908 --> 00:50:46,542 I DOUBT IT, I DOUBT IT. 1549 00:50:46,576 --> 00:50:47,710 HEY, SIR? 1550 00:50:47,744 --> 00:50:49,378 COULD YOU SAVE US A PIECE 1551 00:50:49,413 --> 00:50:50,713 OF THAT SEVEN LAYER TOWER CHOCOLATE CAKE FOR US? 1552 00:50:50,747 --> 00:50:52,848 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DON'T. 1553 00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:54,283 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1554 00:50:54,317 --> 00:50:55,584 THEY'RE FAMOUS FOR THEIR CAKE. 1555 00:50:55,619 --> 00:50:57,787 "SEVEN LAYERS OF CHOCOLATEY HEAVEN. 1556 00:50:57,821 --> 00:50:59,388 CAN YOU CLIMB THE TOWER?" 1557 00:50:59,423 --> 00:51:02,291 OH, WELL, I DIDN'T WEAR MY HIKING BOOTS, 1558 00:51:02,325 --> 00:51:03,325 BUT IF IT'S CHOCOLATE, 1559 00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:04,427 IT'S ON. 1560 00:51:04,461 --> 00:51:06,362 LOOK AT THAT, CONFIDENT. 1561 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,734 CLEARLY, HE KNOWS THE WAY TO CASS'S HEART 1562 00:51:11,768 --> 00:51:13,536 IS THROUGH HER STOMACH. 1563 00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:15,037 FINE. HOW WAS THE FOOD? 1564 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,539 IT WAS DELICIOUS. 1565 00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:18,607 MM! 1566 00:51:18,642 --> 00:51:19,642 SORRY FOR THE WAIT ON THOSE, GUYS. 1567 00:51:19,676 --> 00:51:20,976 THANK YOU. 1568 00:51:21,011 --> 00:51:22,478 THAT IS VERY GOOD. 1569 00:51:31,855 --> 00:51:32,822 THAT IS AMAZING. 1570 00:51:32,856 --> 00:51:33,823 YEAH. 1571 00:51:33,857 --> 00:51:34,824 THEY'RE AMAZING. 1572 00:51:34,858 --> 00:51:37,359 MM... WOW. 1573 00:51:37,394 --> 00:51:38,961 ALL RIGHT, HERE, 1574 00:51:38,995 --> 00:51:40,529 THERE'S FIVE BOLD FLAVORS. 1575 00:51:40,564 --> 00:51:41,597 YOU MIGHT AS WELL PREPARE. 1576 00:51:41,631 --> 00:51:44,433 OH, I PLAN ON IT. 1577 00:51:44,468 --> 00:51:45,434 OKAY, HE LET YOU SHARE HIS FOOD WITH HIM, 1578 00:51:45,469 --> 00:51:46,435 THAT'S ROMANTIC. 1579 00:51:46,470 --> 00:51:47,803 POINT, ROBERT. 1580 00:51:47,838 --> 00:51:49,872 WELL... 1581 00:51:57,047 --> 00:51:59,014 CASS, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1582 00:51:59,049 --> 00:52:00,116 YOU LOOK... 1583 00:52:00,150 --> 00:52:01,383 RED, GREEN, AND PALE 1584 00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:02,685 ALL AT THE SAME TIME. 1585 00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,587 I'M GONNA GET YOU A WET TOWEL. 1586 00:52:05,989 --> 00:52:07,089 IT'S JUST A LITTLE RASH. 1587 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,991 UM... 1588 00:52:09,025 --> 00:52:10,426 [GASPING FOR AIR] 1589 00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:14,063 WAIT A SECOND, WAS THERE-- WAS THERE HONEY IN THE... 1590 00:52:14,097 --> 00:52:15,097 UH-OH. 1591 00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:22,838 CASS? CASS! 1592 00:52:22,873 --> 00:52:23,839 CASS? 1593 00:52:23,874 --> 00:52:25,141 CASS? 1594 00:52:25,175 --> 00:52:26,142 OH, MY GOSH, 1595 00:52:26,176 --> 00:52:27,143 SHE'S BEEN STABBED! 1596 00:52:27,177 --> 00:52:29,979 DOMINIC, CALL 9-1-1! 1597 00:52:30,013 --> 00:52:30,980 [TOGETHER]: WOW... 1598 00:52:31,014 --> 00:52:32,615 THAT'S... 1599 00:52:32,649 --> 00:52:34,450 YEAH, I KNOW. 1600 00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:35,751 UNFORTUNATE. 1601 00:52:35,785 --> 00:52:37,520 ANOTHER POINT LOST FOR ROBERT. 1602 00:52:37,554 --> 00:52:38,854 OH, COME ON! 1603 00:52:38,889 --> 00:52:40,055 HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW 1604 00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:41,891 THAT SHE HAD AN ALLERGY? 1605 00:52:41,925 --> 00:52:43,526 PLUS, SHE WAS EATING OFF HIS PLATE. 1606 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:44,960 YEAH, "BY NOW, 1607 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,029 HE SHOULD KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU--" 1608 00:52:47,063 --> 00:52:48,030 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, 1609 00:52:48,064 --> 00:52:50,633 I WAS MARRIED TO YOUR FATHER FOR 26 YEARS, 1610 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:51,767 AND HE STILL COULDN'T TELL YOU 1611 00:52:51,801 --> 00:52:52,868 WHAT I'D LIKE ON A HOT DOG. 1612 00:52:52,903 --> 00:52:53,903 DIDN'T MEAN HE DIDN'T CARE. 1613 00:52:53,937 --> 00:52:55,104 OKAY, WELL, WE'RE JUST 1614 00:52:55,138 --> 00:52:56,505 GOING TO HAVE TO AGREE TO DISAGREE ON THIS ONE. 1615 00:52:56,540 --> 00:52:58,440 AND NOW, BACK TO THE LIST, 1616 00:52:58,475 --> 00:52:59,441 FINAL QUESTION... 1617 00:52:59,476 --> 00:53:00,509 YES. 1618 00:53:00,544 --> 00:53:03,946 END OF THE DATE, DOES HE RESPECT YOUR BOUNDARIES? 1619 00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:06,615 WELL... 1620 00:53:06,650 --> 00:53:10,452 I GUESS, UH, THIS IS GOOD NIGHT. 1621 00:53:10,487 --> 00:53:12,955 THAT WAS REALLY FUN, 1622 00:53:12,989 --> 00:53:15,057 GOING TO THE STRING QUARTET. 1623 00:53:15,091 --> 00:53:16,692 I NEVER WOULD HAVE CHOSEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT, 1624 00:53:16,726 --> 00:53:17,760 BUT IT WAS NICE. 1625 00:53:17,794 --> 00:53:19,094 WELL, I CAN TELL YOU ENJOYED IT. 1626 00:53:19,129 --> 00:53:21,096 YOU'VE BEEN HUMMING THE THEME FROM "JAWS" SINCE WE LEFT. 1627 00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:22,698 IT'S VERY SWEET. 1628 00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,201 UM... 1629 00:53:25,235 --> 00:53:27,903 I WOULD INVITE YOU UP, BUT I-- I JUST... 1630 00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:29,838 WHEN YOU'RE READY. 1631 00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,540 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1632 00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:40,649 HE HUGGED YOU? 1633 00:53:40,684 --> 00:53:41,850 I WISH IT WEREN'T TRUE. 1634 00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:44,520 HE WAS BEING RESPECTFUL. 1635 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:45,688 POINT GEORGE. 1636 00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:47,156 RESPECTFUL, YES. 1637 00:53:47,190 --> 00:53:48,857 ROMANTIC, NO. 1638 00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:50,593 OKAY, WELL, LOOK, IT... IT WAS NICE. 1639 00:53:50,627 --> 00:53:52,795 I WOULD SAY THAT IT WAS... 1640 00:53:52,829 --> 00:53:55,965 IT WAS ROMANTIC UP UNTIL THAT POINT. 1641 00:53:55,999 --> 00:53:57,466 OKAY, LET'S JUST MOVE ON TO ROBERT. 1642 00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:58,867 YEAH, LET'S, PLEASE. 1643 00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:01,237 OKAY, WELL... 1644 00:54:04,641 --> 00:54:06,976 UM... 1645 00:54:07,010 --> 00:54:09,144 THANK YOU FOR 1646 00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:10,846 RIDING WITH ME IN THE AMBULANCE 1647 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,248 TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. 1648 00:54:12,282 --> 00:54:14,783 THAT WAS A DATE FOR THE MEMORY BOOKS. 1649 00:54:14,818 --> 00:54:16,218 NO, IT'S JUST, 1650 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:17,253 I'M SORRY THAT TONIGHT TURNED OUT 1651 00:54:17,287 --> 00:54:18,254 THE WAY THAT IT DID. 1652 00:54:18,288 --> 00:54:19,655 CAN I HAVE A REDO, PLEASE? 1653 00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:21,991 YEAH. YEAH, WE'LL DEFINITELY GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT. 1654 00:54:22,025 --> 00:54:24,560 LOOK, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE CAPABLE 1655 00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:25,628 OF TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF, 1656 00:54:25,662 --> 00:54:27,830 BUT I WOULD FEEL BETTER IF I STAYED, 1657 00:54:27,864 --> 00:54:29,265 JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE OKAY. 1658 00:54:29,299 --> 00:54:34,169 THAT'S REALLY SWEET, BUT I, UH, I JUST NEED TO GET SOME SLEEP. 1659 00:54:34,204 --> 00:54:35,604 I'M NOT TRYING TO BE WEIRD. 1660 00:54:35,639 --> 00:54:36,872 I JUST-- IT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL A LOT BETTER 1661 00:54:36,906 --> 00:54:38,941 SERIOUSLY. 1662 00:54:40,143 --> 00:54:41,977 OKAY. 1663 00:54:42,012 --> 00:54:43,912 [GLORIA]: VERY SWEET. VERY CONSIDERATE. 1664 00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:45,748 HOW LONG DID HE STAY? 1665 00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:46,782 WE BOTH FELL ASLEEP. 1666 00:54:46,816 --> 00:54:48,183 [NADIA GASPS] NO! 1667 00:54:48,218 --> 00:54:49,985 NO, NO, NO. 1668 00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:06,568 OH. 1669 00:55:06,603 --> 00:55:08,170 HEY, DUKE. 1670 00:55:08,204 --> 00:55:09,705 [GROANING] 1671 00:55:11,975 --> 00:55:13,642 HI, BUD. 1672 00:55:15,945 --> 00:55:18,013 [SIGHS] 1673 00:55:19,716 --> 00:55:21,750 I'VE GOT TO GO SEE DAISY. 1674 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,677 AND THEN WHEN I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING, 1675 00:55:48,712 --> 00:55:49,878 HE WAS JUST GONE. 1676 00:55:49,913 --> 00:55:52,114 THAT IS A SERIOUS INFRACTION. 1677 00:55:52,148 --> 00:55:53,649 BOUNDARIES BREACHED. 1678 00:55:53,683 --> 00:55:55,150 AT FIRST, YOU WANTED HIM TO LEAVE, 1679 00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:56,852 AND THEN HE STAYS OVERNIGHT, 1680 00:55:56,886 --> 00:55:58,654 AND THEN HE LEAVES WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE? 1681 00:55:58,688 --> 00:55:59,722 I HATE TO SAY IT, 1682 00:55:59,756 --> 00:56:01,357 BUT IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR ROBERT. 1683 00:56:01,391 --> 00:56:03,325 OH, COME ON, IT MAY NOT HAVE GONE PERFECTLY, 1684 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,760 BUT HE WAS REALLY TRYING-- 1685 00:56:04,794 --> 00:56:06,195 NOT HARD ENOUGH. 1686 00:56:06,229 --> 00:56:08,063 ONE BAD DATE, OKAY? 1687 00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:09,064 CASS, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT 1688 00:56:09,099 --> 00:56:10,999 THAT THERE'S SOMETHING BETWEEN YOU TWO, RIGHT? 1689 00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:12,067 I SAW YOU GUYS. 1690 00:56:12,102 --> 00:56:14,803 YOU CAN'T DENY THAT YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR ROBERT. 1691 00:56:14,838 --> 00:56:16,071 I DO. 1692 00:56:16,106 --> 00:56:17,072 I LIKE HIM. 1693 00:56:17,107 --> 00:56:18,273 I REALLY LIKE HIM. 1694 00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:19,808 WELL, THAT'S ALL THAT SHOULD MATTER. 1695 00:56:19,843 --> 00:56:21,810 NO... 1696 00:56:21,845 --> 00:56:23,312 ACCORDING TO THE HANDBOOK, THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE. 1697 00:56:23,346 --> 00:56:25,047 THERE NEEDS TO BE CONSISTENCY 1698 00:56:25,081 --> 00:56:26,849 AND RELIABILITY. 1699 00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:28,784 THAT'S GREAT IF YOU WANT HUGS 1700 00:56:28,818 --> 00:56:30,018 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 1701 00:56:30,053 --> 00:56:31,620 TELL ME SOMETHING, 1702 00:56:31,654 --> 00:56:32,921 WHEN YOU LOOK INTO GEORGE'S EYES 1703 00:56:32,956 --> 00:56:34,056 DOES IT FEEL THE SAME AS WHEN YOU LOOK INTO ROBERT'S EYES? 1704 00:56:34,090 --> 00:56:35,791 THOSE FEELINGS FADE 1705 00:56:35,825 --> 00:56:38,894 WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS AND YOU WORK, 1706 00:56:38,928 --> 00:56:40,229 AND YOU'RE SEWING STRAWBERRY COSTUMES 1707 00:56:40,263 --> 00:56:42,164 LATE INTO THE NIGHT, 1708 00:56:42,198 --> 00:56:44,800 AND MICHAEL COMES HOME TIRED, AND... 1709 00:56:44,834 --> 00:56:47,169 THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME, 1710 00:56:47,203 --> 00:56:48,170 BUT I THINK I'VE MADE MY POINT. 1711 00:56:48,204 --> 00:56:50,005 OKAY, MOM, LOOK, I... 1712 00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:51,006 [GROANS] 1713 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:52,007 I COMPLETELY SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, 1714 00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:53,809 AND I'VE... 1715 00:56:53,843 --> 00:56:55,811 I'VE HAD THOSE FEELINGS BEFORE, 1716 00:56:55,845 --> 00:56:57,746 AND THEY'VE GOTTEN ME NOWHERE. 1717 00:56:59,115 --> 00:57:01,283 I LIKE GEORGE, AND I LIKE ROBERT-- 1718 00:57:01,317 --> 00:57:03,185 [SIGHING HEAVILY] 1719 00:57:03,219 --> 00:57:07,823 IT'S NOT FAIR TO EITHER OF THEM. 1720 00:57:07,857 --> 00:57:11,093 I HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION. 1721 00:57:12,395 --> 00:57:14,963 [SIGHING HEAVILY] 1722 00:57:19,836 --> 00:57:22,070 HEY, IT'S CASS. 1723 00:57:22,105 --> 00:57:24,072 UM... 1724 00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:27,142 I WAS THINKING, AND I, UM... 1725 00:57:28,178 --> 00:57:29,445 I... 1726 00:57:29,479 --> 00:57:32,815 I DON'T THINK THAT WE SHOULD SEE EACH OTHER ANYMORE. 1727 00:57:34,751 --> 00:57:35,884 YEAH. 1728 00:57:35,919 --> 00:57:37,986 YEAH, I'M SURE. 1729 00:57:38,021 --> 00:57:40,456 I'M SORRY. 1730 00:57:50,366 --> 00:57:52,100 I LIKE IT. 1731 00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:53,735 PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT? 1732 00:57:53,770 --> 00:57:56,472 GOOD COLOR SCHEME, NICE FONT SIZE, 1733 00:57:56,506 --> 00:57:57,473 GOOD PLACEMENT, 1734 00:57:57,507 --> 00:57:59,274 AND IT'S THE RIGHT TYPE OF "FUTBOL". 1735 00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:00,776 DANA? 1736 00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:02,744 YEAH, IT LOOKS GOOD. 1737 00:58:02,779 --> 00:58:03,979 FINALLY. 1738 00:58:04,013 --> 00:58:05,047 LET'S GET THEM INTO PRODUCTION. 1739 00:58:05,081 --> 00:58:06,081 [SIGHS] 1740 00:58:06,115 --> 00:58:08,016 I AM SO ON THIS. 1741 00:58:08,051 --> 00:58:09,051 HOW MANY? 1742 00:58:12,989 --> 00:58:13,989 A THOUSAND, RIGHT. 1743 00:58:14,023 --> 00:58:15,324 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT. 1744 00:58:18,428 --> 00:58:20,262 THAT WAS DUE, LIKE, THREE WEEKS AGO, RIGHT? 1745 00:58:20,296 --> 00:58:22,197 YEAH, BUT HIS DAD WAS SO SUPPORTIVE OF ME 1746 00:58:22,232 --> 00:58:23,265 WHEN I WAS GETTING STARTED, 1747 00:58:23,299 --> 00:58:25,868 SO I JUST, I WANT TO PAY IT FORWARD WITH HIM. 1748 00:58:25,902 --> 00:58:26,902 ALL RIGHT. 1749 00:58:29,038 --> 00:58:33,208 ♪ I'M GONNA KEEP ON LOVING YOU ♪ 1750 00:58:33,243 --> 00:58:36,812 ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THING I WANNA DO ♪ 1751 00:58:36,846 --> 00:58:37,813 ♪ YEAH! 1752 00:58:37,847 --> 00:58:39,982 [SHIVERING] 1753 00:58:40,016 --> 00:58:41,416 CLOSE THE DOOR! 1754 00:58:41,451 --> 00:58:43,352 IS CASS HERE? 1755 00:58:43,386 --> 00:58:44,419 DID SHE SAY WHEN SHE WAS GOING TO COME? 1756 00:58:44,454 --> 00:58:45,754 SHE DIDN'T, 1757 00:58:45,788 --> 00:58:47,089 ONLY THAT SHE WAS GOING TO BRING A FRIEND WITH HER. 1758 00:58:47,123 --> 00:58:48,423 [MICHAEL]: THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME. 1759 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:50,959 IS IT GOING TO BE ROBERT OR GEORGE? 1760 00:58:50,994 --> 00:58:52,027 IS IT ROBERT, GEORGE? 1761 00:58:52,061 --> 00:58:54,429 MAYBE SHE GOT TOGETHER WITH THAT PETER GUY AGAIN? 1762 00:58:54,464 --> 00:58:57,799 MICHAEL, THIS IS CASS'S LIFE, NOT SOME ROMANTIC TV MOVIE. 1763 00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:02,137 OKAY, IT'S KILLING ME, TOO. I'M HOPING IT'S ROBERT. 1764 00:59:02,171 --> 00:59:03,138 NO WAY! 1765 00:59:03,172 --> 00:59:04,773 THE BOOK SAYS IT HAS TO BE GEORGE. 1766 00:59:04,807 --> 00:59:06,208 WELL, I HOPE SHE THREW THAT RIDICULOUS BOOK AWAY. 1767 00:59:06,242 --> 00:59:07,776 [WHISPERING] GUYS, SHE'S HERE! 1768 00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:09,311 SHE'S HERE! 1769 00:59:11,414 --> 00:59:13,048 AND THE WINNER IS... 1770 00:59:15,251 --> 00:59:17,152 -WHO IS THAT? -[SADLY] GEORGE. 1771 00:59:17,186 --> 00:59:18,253 [HAPPILY] GEORGE! 1772 00:59:18,288 --> 00:59:19,288 [NEUTRALLY] GEORGE. 1773 00:59:25,261 --> 00:59:27,296 [KIDS LAUGHING AND PLAYING] 1774 00:59:27,330 --> 00:59:29,164 OKAY, HANG UP YOUR COATS 1775 00:59:29,198 --> 00:59:30,365 AT THE FRONT! 1776 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:31,934 OR DROP THEM ON THE GROUND, WHATEVER! 1777 00:59:31,968 --> 00:59:33,468 UM, WE NEED MORE DINO DOGS. 1778 00:59:33,503 --> 00:59:34,570 MORE DINO DOGS. 1779 00:59:34,604 --> 00:59:36,338 REALLY? OKAY. GOOD, GOOD! 1780 00:59:36,372 --> 00:59:37,372 HERE YOU GO. 1781 00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:38,807 QUITE A PARTY. 1782 00:59:38,841 --> 00:59:41,476 I AM SO GLAD YOU GUYS COULD MAKE IT. 1783 00:59:41,511 --> 00:59:42,978 I KNOW A DINOSAUR PARTY 1784 00:59:43,012 --> 00:59:45,881 ISN'T HIGH ON MOST PEOPLE'S WEEKEND TO-DO LIST. 1785 00:59:45,915 --> 00:59:46,882 WELL, IT'S NICE TO MEET ALL OF YOU. 1786 00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:47,983 CASS HAS BEEN TELLING ME A LOT ABOUT YOU. 1787 00:59:48,017 --> 00:59:50,452 AND IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU, FINALLY. 1788 00:59:50,486 --> 00:59:53,121 CASS HAS BEEN TELLING US ALL ABOUT YOU. 1789 00:59:53,156 --> 00:59:54,990 STRING QUARTET? IMPRESSIVE. 1790 00:59:55,024 --> 00:59:57,559 THIS IS VERY IMPRESSIVE. 1791 00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:58,560 THE DINOSAUR CAKE... 1792 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:00,228 AND "PIN THE TAIL ON THE BRACHIOAURAS," 1793 01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:01,229 AND "FEED THE T-REX." 1794 01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:04,566 AND OUTSIDE, WE HAVE A JURASSIC JUMPHOUSE. 1795 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:07,035 YES, BECAUSE, APPARENTLY, JURASSIC IS IN AGAIN! 1796 01:00:07,070 --> 01:00:10,372 UM, WELL, HE HAS NOT MET THE BIRTHDAY BOY YET, 1797 01:00:10,406 --> 01:00:11,873 SO WE'RE GOING TO GO DO THAT. 1798 01:00:11,908 --> 01:00:13,075 -YES. -RIGHT OVER HERE. 1799 01:00:17,013 --> 01:00:18,080 SO THAT'S GEORGE? 1800 01:00:18,114 --> 01:00:19,414 I LIKE HIM. 1801 01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:20,515 I CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK. 1802 01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:21,516 HMM. 1803 01:00:21,551 --> 01:00:22,584 [KIDS GIGGLE AND CHATTER] 1804 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:31,593 [DOOR CLOSES] 1805 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,095 HEY, CASS! 1806 01:00:33,129 --> 01:00:34,096 HEY. 1807 01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:36,098 YOU MUST BE GEORGE! 1808 01:00:36,132 --> 01:00:37,566 NICE TO MEET YOU. MICHAEL. 1809 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,468 HI, NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 1810 01:00:39,502 --> 01:00:42,204 SO, I GUESS CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER, HUH? 1811 01:00:42,238 --> 01:00:43,605 OKAY, THANKS... 1812 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,340 FOR, UM, FOR WHAT? 1813 01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:46,541 WELL, YOU'VE PASSED THE TESTS, 1814 01:00:46,576 --> 01:00:47,542 YOU'VE BEEN DECLARED THE WINNER, 1815 01:00:47,577 --> 01:00:48,610 YOU BEAT ALL THE OTHER SUITORS... 1816 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,646 WELL PLAYED, GOOD SIR! 1817 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,415 HE'S PRETENDING TO BE A KING... 1818 01:00:53,449 --> 01:00:54,516 DRAGON-SLAYER, 1819 01:00:54,550 --> 01:00:55,917 ALL THOSE MEDIEVAL THINGS. 1820 01:00:55,952 --> 01:00:58,153 HONEY, IT'S A DINOSAUR PARTY. 1821 01:00:58,187 --> 01:00:59,421 [MICHAEL]: DINOSAUR PARTY, RIGHT. 1822 01:00:59,455 --> 01:01:01,323 THERE ARE NO SUITORS. 1823 01:01:01,357 --> 01:01:02,958 NO SUITORS. 1824 01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:05,961 RIGHT, THERE'S NO SUITORS. 1825 01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:07,329 OF COURSE, THERE'S NO SUITORS. 1826 01:01:07,363 --> 01:01:08,463 RIGHT, OH, TOTALLY, YEAH. 1827 01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:09,464 AH, PINATA! 1828 01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:10,499 YEAH, PINATA! 1829 01:01:10,533 --> 01:01:11,600 LET'S JUST DO... WE... WHY DON'T WE... 1830 01:01:11,634 --> 01:01:13,902 CAN YOU HELP ME IN THE LIVING ROOM 1831 01:01:13,936 --> 01:01:15,003 WITH THE PINATA? 1832 01:01:15,038 --> 01:01:16,004 SURE, OF COURSE. 1833 01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:17,072 COULD WE DO THAT? THANKS, THANK YOU. 1834 01:01:17,106 --> 01:01:18,073 I WAS JUST THINKING 1835 01:01:18,107 --> 01:01:19,508 THAT THOSE KIDS NEED SOME MORE SUGAR. 1836 01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:25,247 [GROANING] 1837 01:01:25,281 --> 01:01:27,582 ALL RIGHT, JEREMY, GIVE IT A GOOD WHACK! 1838 01:01:27,617 --> 01:01:29,317 OKAY, LOOK OUT... WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 1839 01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:30,318 THAT HURT! 1840 01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:31,353 OH, LOOK OUT! 1841 01:01:34,957 --> 01:01:35,924 [MICHAEL]: WHOA, I'M GETTING DIZZY. 1842 01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:37,059 THE KID'S GOT A GREAT SWING, HUH? 1843 01:01:40,163 --> 01:01:41,163 EASIER WITHOUT THE BLINDFOLD ON. 1844 01:01:41,197 --> 01:01:42,698 KIND OF CHEATING, DON'T YOU THINK? 1845 01:01:42,732 --> 01:01:44,533 HE'S A KID. IT'S ABOUT THE CANDY. 1846 01:01:44,567 --> 01:01:45,534 [BANG] 1847 01:01:45,568 --> 01:01:46,535 [ROARING] WHOA! 1848 01:01:46,569 --> 01:01:48,036 I SUPPOSE. 1849 01:01:49,205 --> 01:01:51,206 STILL, IT'S A GOOD TEACHING MOMENT. 1850 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,541 CHEATING'S NOT GOING TO GET HIM ANYWHERE IN LIFE. 1851 01:01:52,575 --> 01:01:53,542 DID SOMEONE SAY LAVA JUICE? 1852 01:01:53,576 --> 01:01:54,576 I WOULD LOVE SOME, WOULDN'T YOU? 1853 01:01:55,745 --> 01:01:56,745 THERE WE GO... 1854 01:02:00,149 --> 01:02:02,484 [NADIA]: HE'S POLITE, MATURE, FOCUSED... 1855 01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:06,354 I DON'T KNOW. SEEMS A BIT STIFF TO ME. 1856 01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:07,956 MOM! SHH! 1857 01:02:07,990 --> 01:02:09,458 HE MIGHT HEAR YOU. 1858 01:02:09,492 --> 01:02:13,161 LOOK, HE'S NOT STIFF, HE JUST... 1859 01:02:13,196 --> 01:02:14,529 COMING TO THIS PARTY, MEETING ALL OF YOU AT ONCE... 1860 01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:16,598 I THINK IT WAS A LITTLE OVERWHELMING. 1861 01:02:16,632 --> 01:02:18,133 AND YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE HIM CREDIT 1862 01:02:18,167 --> 01:02:19,701 FOR HAVING THE COURAGE TO SHOW UP AT THIS ZOO. 1863 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:22,471 THAT'S SOMETHING THAT PETER NEVER WOULD HAVE DONE. 1864 01:02:22,505 --> 01:02:24,639 OUR LITTLE CASS IS ALL GROWN UP. 1865 01:02:24,674 --> 01:02:27,309 GOING FOR THE ADULT, NOT THE NONCOMMITTAL. 1866 01:02:27,343 --> 01:02:28,510 WELL, IF YOU SAY SO... 1867 01:02:28,544 --> 01:02:31,413 OH, COME ON, MOM. YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE. 1868 01:02:31,447 --> 01:02:32,514 HOW ABOUT THIS? 1869 01:02:32,548 --> 01:02:34,483 I WILL INVITE HIM TO THE HOUSE TO HAVE DINNER, 1870 01:02:34,517 --> 01:02:36,017 AND THEN YOU'LL GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER. 1871 01:02:38,154 --> 01:02:39,454 OKAY, THAT SOUNDS FAIR. 1872 01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:42,557 [SIGHS] 1873 01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:43,725 MICHAEL... KIDS... 1874 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,293 T-REX... 1875 01:02:45,328 --> 01:02:47,195 NOPE. THIS ALL WORKS. 1876 01:02:47,230 --> 01:02:48,396 I NAILED THIS PARTY. 1877 01:02:53,169 --> 01:02:54,336 [CASS]: IS IT BAD? 1878 01:02:54,370 --> 01:02:56,338 [GEORGE]: I THINK I CAN SEE WHERE IT'S COMING FROM. 1879 01:02:56,372 --> 01:02:58,240 SHOULD HAVE IT AS GOOD AS NEW IN NO TIME. 1880 01:02:58,274 --> 01:02:59,274 [SIGHS] 1881 01:02:59,308 --> 01:03:00,575 DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CALL A PLUMBER? 1882 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:01,576 NO, NO. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1883 01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:03,078 I GOT THIS. JUST ONE SEC. 1884 01:03:03,112 --> 01:03:04,713 THERE WE GO. OKAY. 1885 01:03:07,383 --> 01:03:08,350 IT'S GOOD? WOW! 1886 01:03:08,384 --> 01:03:09,351 THINK SO. 1887 01:03:09,385 --> 01:03:11,586 THANK YOU! 1888 01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:12,587 I MEAN, IT'S... 1889 01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:14,156 IT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU, GEORGE. 1890 01:03:14,190 --> 01:03:16,057 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SURPRISED, 1891 01:03:16,092 --> 01:03:18,226 BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SO DEPENDABLE, 1892 01:03:18,261 --> 01:03:20,328 BUT... I CAN REALLY RELY ON YOU. 1893 01:03:20,363 --> 01:03:21,329 I LOVE THAT. 1894 01:03:21,364 --> 01:03:23,265 WELL, THANK YOU. 1895 01:03:23,299 --> 01:03:24,332 [DUKE BARKS, GROWLS] 1896 01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:25,333 [WORRIED] EE.... 1897 01:03:25,368 --> 01:03:26,568 DUKE... 1898 01:03:26,602 --> 01:03:28,570 BEHAVE. 1899 01:03:28,604 --> 01:03:29,671 IT'S ALL RIGHT. HE'S JUST BEING PROTECTIVE. 1900 01:03:29,705 --> 01:03:30,806 ONCE HE SPENDS MORE TIME WITH YOU, 1901 01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,207 HE'LL WARM UP TO YOU. 1902 01:03:32,241 --> 01:03:33,575 I'M SURE HE WILL. 1903 01:03:34,577 --> 01:03:36,812 ANYWAY, SINK PROBLEM FIXED. 1904 01:03:36,846 --> 01:03:38,180 WOW... 1905 01:03:38,214 --> 01:03:40,315 NOW, IF ONLY YOU COULD INSTALL SNOW TIRES. 1906 01:03:40,349 --> 01:03:41,583 OH, NO, CASSANDRA, 1907 01:03:41,617 --> 01:03:42,751 YOU REALLY HAVE TO GET THAT DONE BY A PROFESSIONAL. 1908 01:03:42,785 --> 01:03:45,487 THE INSURANCE INSTITUTE FOR HIGHWAY SAFETY 1909 01:03:45,521 --> 01:03:47,189 RECOMMENDS THAT RADIALS BE USED ALL YEAR ROUND NOW. 1910 01:03:47,223 --> 01:03:49,090 INTERESTING. 1911 01:03:49,125 --> 01:03:50,392 DID THEY TELL YOU THAT PERSONALLY? 1912 01:03:51,661 --> 01:03:52,794 AS A MATTER OF FACT, THEY DID. 1913 01:03:55,731 --> 01:03:57,365 THAT'S... 1914 01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:58,400 I WILL MAKE SURE I DO THAT 1915 01:03:58,434 --> 01:04:00,702 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 1916 01:04:08,644 --> 01:04:10,078 MR. ZAPPIA. 1917 01:04:10,112 --> 01:04:11,079 YEAH? 1918 01:04:11,113 --> 01:04:12,147 YOU'RE ALL SET. 1919 01:04:12,181 --> 01:04:13,148 I'LL GRAB YOUR KEYS AND YOU CAN ROLL OUT OF HERE. 1920 01:04:13,182 --> 01:04:14,149 AWESOME. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1921 01:04:14,183 --> 01:04:15,250 YOU BET. 1922 01:04:15,284 --> 01:04:16,251 YEAH, AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME HANG MY POSTER. 1923 01:04:16,285 --> 01:04:17,452 NO PROBLEM. LOOKS GOOD. 1924 01:04:17,486 --> 01:04:18,787 OH, THANKS. 1925 01:04:21,591 --> 01:04:23,225 MS. BRAND... 1926 01:04:23,259 --> 01:04:24,226 HI. 1927 01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:25,327 YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, 1928 01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:26,595 BUT WE JUST RAN OUT OF RUBBER. 1929 01:04:26,629 --> 01:04:27,629 WHAT? 1930 01:04:27,663 --> 01:04:28,630 I'M JUST KIDDING. 1931 01:04:28,664 --> 01:04:29,631 A LITTLE TIRE HUMOR THERE FOR YOU, 1932 01:04:29,665 --> 01:04:31,333 BUT IT WASN'T "WHEELY" FUNNY. 1933 01:04:32,635 --> 01:04:34,369 WE DON'T HAVE YOUR TIRES IN STOCK, 1934 01:04:34,403 --> 01:04:36,171 BUT WE CAN GET THEM HERE IN A COUPLE HOURS. 1935 01:04:36,205 --> 01:04:37,739 -DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? -UM... 1936 01:04:37,773 --> 01:04:38,773 COFFEE AND A COUCH. 1937 01:04:38,808 --> 01:04:40,141 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE. 1938 01:04:40,176 --> 01:04:41,142 THANK YOU. 1939 01:04:41,177 --> 01:04:42,177 THANK YOU. 1940 01:04:48,918 --> 01:04:50,218 HEY! 1941 01:04:50,253 --> 01:04:51,419 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1942 01:04:51,454 --> 01:04:52,888 IF YOU WANT TO HIDE FROM ME, 1943 01:04:52,922 --> 01:04:55,123 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO RUN FASTER THAN THAT. 1944 01:04:55,157 --> 01:04:56,691 ROBERT. 1945 01:04:56,726 --> 01:04:58,460 -HI. -HI. 1946 01:05:00,630 --> 01:05:01,596 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1947 01:05:01,631 --> 01:05:03,398 I'M GETTING MY TRANSMISSION WORKED ON. 1948 01:05:03,432 --> 01:05:04,399 YOU? 1949 01:05:04,433 --> 01:05:06,668 UH, JUST... WAITING FOR TIRES. 1950 01:05:06,702 --> 01:05:07,669 AH. 1951 01:05:07,703 --> 01:05:08,837 YEAH. 1952 01:05:08,871 --> 01:05:10,505 SO HERE WE WAIT. 1953 01:05:10,539 --> 01:05:11,506 TOGETHER. 1954 01:05:11,540 --> 01:05:13,675 MM-HMM... 1955 01:05:13,709 --> 01:05:15,210 SO... OUR DATE. 1956 01:05:17,847 --> 01:05:20,282 I'M REALLY SORRY FOR THE WAY THINGS ENDED, 1957 01:05:20,316 --> 01:05:22,250 AND YOU HAVE TO KNOW, 1958 01:05:22,285 --> 01:05:24,920 HONESTLY, IT WASN'T ANYTHING THAT YOU DID. 1959 01:05:24,954 --> 01:05:26,655 IT WAS ME. I KNOW HOW THAT SOUNDS. 1960 01:05:26,689 --> 01:05:29,224 IT'S JUST... 1961 01:05:29,258 --> 01:05:32,861 I ALWAYS GO FOR THE SAME TYPE OF GUY, 1962 01:05:32,895 --> 01:05:34,863 AND I NEED TO START MAKING BETTER CHOICES 1963 01:05:34,897 --> 01:05:36,665 IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 1964 01:05:36,699 --> 01:05:40,735 SO... INSTEAD OF GIVING ME A CHANCE, 1965 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:44,272 YOU JUST DECIDED TO SABOTAGE 1966 01:05:44,307 --> 01:05:45,840 ANY POSSIBILITY OF A RELATIONSHIP? 1967 01:05:45,875 --> 01:05:47,375 YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. 1968 01:05:47,410 --> 01:05:48,576 I'M JUST... 1969 01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:51,346 I'M TRYING TO CHANGE THE WAY I CHOOSE MY RELATIONSHIPS, 1970 01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:54,282 AND YOU HAPPENED TO GET CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT, 1971 01:05:54,317 --> 01:05:55,283 SO I'M SORRY. 1972 01:05:55,318 --> 01:05:56,952 OKAY. 1973 01:05:56,986 --> 01:05:57,953 THANK YOU FOR YOUR HONESTY. 1974 01:05:57,987 --> 01:05:59,354 YEAH. 1975 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,393 OKAY. 1976 01:06:05,428 --> 01:06:08,930 WE CAN STAND HERE, WAITING, 1977 01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:10,498 PROBABLY ENDLESSLY, 1978 01:06:10,533 --> 01:06:11,866 OR... 1979 01:06:13,469 --> 01:06:14,903 THERE'S A BOWLING ALLEY UP THE STREET. 1980 01:06:14,937 --> 01:06:15,937 WE COULD BOWL AWAY OUR BOREDOM. 1981 01:06:18,007 --> 01:06:20,942 OH, I DON'T THINK IT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA. 1982 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:22,577 WELL, OKAY. 1983 01:06:22,611 --> 01:06:23,945 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GO, 1984 01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,447 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO GO BOWL, 1985 01:06:25,481 --> 01:06:26,448 BUT YOU CAN STAY HERE, 1986 01:06:26,482 --> 01:06:27,749 'CAUSE THIS PARKING LOT, THIS LOOKS AWESOME. 1987 01:06:27,783 --> 01:06:28,750 THAT LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF FUN IN THERE, 1988 01:06:28,784 --> 01:06:30,852 THE WAITING ROOM, 1989 01:06:30,886 --> 01:06:32,253 SO YOU HAVE FUN. 1990 01:06:32,288 --> 01:06:35,390 OKAY, I WILL COME... 1991 01:06:35,424 --> 01:06:36,391 AS A FRIEND. 1992 01:06:36,425 --> 01:06:37,826 OKAY. 1993 01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:40,595 MR. ZAPPIA, I'VE GOT A... 1994 01:06:40,629 --> 01:06:42,931 COUPLE MORE HOURS ON YOUR CAR. 1995 01:06:42,965 --> 01:06:45,500 ALL RIGHT. 1996 01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:46,501 FRIENDS. 1997 01:06:46,535 --> 01:06:47,836 FRIENDS. 1998 01:06:52,575 --> 01:06:54,309 AH, THANK YOU. 1999 01:06:54,343 --> 01:06:55,643 WAITING, LIKE, A HALF AN HOUR FOR THESE. 2000 01:06:55,678 --> 01:06:56,711 OKAY, QUIET, PLEASE! 2001 01:06:56,746 --> 01:06:59,280 I WANT TO HEAR A PIN DROP. 2002 01:06:59,315 --> 01:07:00,348 SPARE ME. 2003 01:07:01,517 --> 01:07:02,717 OKAY... 2004 01:07:10,326 --> 01:07:11,292 NICE SHOT. 2005 01:07:11,327 --> 01:07:12,427 OH! 2006 01:07:12,461 --> 01:07:13,595 UNBELIEVABLE. 2007 01:07:13,629 --> 01:07:14,662 THANK YOU. 2008 01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:16,664 I WAS, UH, 6TH GRADE BOWLING CHAMPION 2009 01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:17,866 IN MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. 2010 01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:19,968 I'VE GOT THE TROPHIES TO PROVE IT, SO... 2011 01:07:20,002 --> 01:07:22,037 IMPRESSIVE... NO, NO, NO! UH-UH. 2012 01:07:22,071 --> 01:07:24,739 I DON'T SHARE MY FRENCH FRIES WITH MY "FRIENDS." 2013 01:07:24,774 --> 01:07:26,875 WOW. OKAY. 2014 01:07:26,909 --> 01:07:28,410 BE A FRENCH-FRY HOG. 2015 01:07:28,444 --> 01:07:30,045 HEY, LOOK IT, YOU CAN CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT. 2016 01:07:30,079 --> 01:07:31,346 I'M JUST... 2017 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:32,614 I'M NOT GOING TO SHARE MY FOOD WITH YOU ANYMORE. 2018 01:07:32,648 --> 01:07:34,315 OKAY, BUT NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, 2019 01:07:34,350 --> 01:07:35,884 SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT YOUR FRIES? 2020 01:07:35,918 --> 01:07:36,985 WATCH. 2021 01:07:39,989 --> 01:07:40,955 ARE... 2022 01:07:40,990 --> 01:07:41,990 REALLY? 2023 01:07:42,024 --> 01:07:43,024 YEAH. 2024 01:07:46,429 --> 01:07:47,695 [GROANS] 2025 01:07:47,730 --> 01:07:48,797 OH! 2026 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:51,032 [CLAPPING] 2027 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:53,001 GUTTER BALL! 2028 01:07:53,035 --> 01:07:54,369 OH, THAT'S A SHAME, 2029 01:07:54,403 --> 01:07:55,370 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 2030 01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:57,372 I WILL GIVE YOU A DO-OVER... 2031 01:07:57,406 --> 01:07:58,573 FOR THE FRIES. 2032 01:07:58,607 --> 01:07:59,774 NO... 2033 01:07:59,809 --> 01:08:01,609 I'M GOING TO KEEP MY GUTTER BALL, 2034 01:08:01,644 --> 01:08:03,344 AND I'M GOING TO KEEP MY TASTY FRENCH FRIES. 2035 01:08:03,379 --> 01:08:04,679 OKAY, BUT WHAT IF WE SHARE THE FRIES 2036 01:08:04,713 --> 01:08:06,314 AND, UM... 2037 01:08:06,348 --> 01:08:07,382 THE LOSER PAYS FOR THEM. 2038 01:08:07,416 --> 01:08:08,783 WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING HUSTLED RIGHT NOW? 2039 01:08:08,818 --> 01:08:09,784 DO WE HAVE A DEAL? 2040 01:08:09,819 --> 01:08:10,785 YEAH, YEAH. IT'S YOUR TURN. 2041 01:08:10,820 --> 01:08:11,820 THANK YOU. 2042 01:08:11,854 --> 01:08:14,489 THIS IS WHERE I GET MY REVENGE. 2043 01:08:14,523 --> 01:08:15,523 AAH... 2044 01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:21,362 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2045 01:08:21,397 --> 01:08:22,964 PLAYING DEFENSE. 2046 01:08:22,998 --> 01:08:24,332 WE'RE BOWLING. 2047 01:08:24,366 --> 01:08:26,067 YEAH, THERE'S A WHOLE BASKET OF TASTY FRIES AT STAKE. 2048 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,635 I'M HOLDING A BOWLING BALL. 2049 01:08:27,670 --> 01:08:28,636 I COULD HURT YOU. 2050 01:08:28,671 --> 01:08:30,004 [CHUCKLES] 2051 01:08:30,039 --> 01:08:31,439 I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES. 2052 01:08:31,474 --> 01:08:34,008 YEAH? OKAY! FAIR ENOUGH. 2053 01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:36,778 [GROWLS] 2054 01:08:43,886 --> 01:08:45,420 YES! 2055 01:08:45,454 --> 01:08:48,523 UNBELIEVABLE. 2056 01:08:48,557 --> 01:08:49,891 THIS IS WHY CHEATING 2057 01:08:49,925 --> 01:08:51,359 WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE IN LIFE. 2058 01:08:51,393 --> 01:08:52,360 DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY THAT? 2059 01:08:52,394 --> 01:08:54,362 I DID. YOU'RE UP. 2060 01:08:54,396 --> 01:08:55,497 OY. ALL RIGHT. 2061 01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:58,566 ARE YOU READY? 2062 01:08:58,601 --> 01:08:59,601 YES. 2063 01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:02,103 COME ON. 2064 01:09:10,579 --> 01:09:12,147 AW, SEE? 2065 01:09:12,181 --> 01:09:13,481 AND THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T CHEAT. 2066 01:09:23,592 --> 01:09:25,560 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T. 2067 01:09:25,594 --> 01:09:26,561 ARE YOU SURE? 2068 01:09:26,595 --> 01:09:27,595 YEAH. 2069 01:09:28,764 --> 01:09:30,465 UH... I'M SORRY. 2070 01:09:30,499 --> 01:09:31,533 THANK YOU. 2071 01:09:31,567 --> 01:09:32,934 THANK YOU FOR THE GAME. 2072 01:09:46,115 --> 01:09:50,685 OH, GEORGE, THE DESSERTS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. 2073 01:09:50,719 --> 01:09:52,487 WELL, DINNER WAS SO DELICIOUS, 2074 01:09:52,521 --> 01:09:54,455 I THOUGHT BRINGING DESSERT FROM MY FAVORITE PATISSERIE 2075 01:09:54,490 --> 01:09:55,456 WAS THE LEAST I COULD DO. 2076 01:09:55,491 --> 01:09:56,791 GEORGE, I WAS JUST TRYING 2077 01:09:56,825 --> 01:09:58,459 TO EXPLAIN TO MY MOM 2078 01:09:58,494 --> 01:09:59,994 EXACTLY WHAT IT IS YOU DO FOR A LIVING, 2079 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:01,095 BUT I THOUGHT MAYBE 2080 01:10:01,130 --> 01:10:02,130 YOU COULD EXPLAIN IT EVEN BETTER. 2081 01:10:03,632 --> 01:10:05,767 WELL, I CAN TRY. UM... 2082 01:10:05,801 --> 01:10:07,769 I AM A GROUP MANAGER FOR AN INSURANCE SERVICE. 2083 01:10:07,803 --> 01:10:09,437 WE INVESTIGATE AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS 2084 01:10:09,471 --> 01:10:11,973 AND HELP DETERMINE LIABILITY 2085 01:10:12,007 --> 01:10:13,641 AND PROVIDE COST ANALYSIS. 2086 01:10:13,676 --> 01:10:15,710 OOH, THAT SOUNDS EXCITING! 2087 01:10:15,744 --> 01:10:17,545 SO IT'S KIND OF LIKE YOU GO OUT AND INVESTIGATE, 2088 01:10:17,580 --> 01:10:18,546 LIKE A DETECTIVE... 2089 01:10:18,581 --> 01:10:22,717 NO, WE DON'T GO OUT AND INVESTIGATE. 2090 01:10:22,751 --> 01:10:23,785 I MANAGE A GROUP OF PEOPLE 2091 01:10:23,819 --> 01:10:26,788 THAT LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE SURROUNDING AN ACCIDENT. 2092 01:10:26,822 --> 01:10:28,723 OKAY, SO THEY'RE THE DETECTIVES? 2093 01:10:28,757 --> 01:10:29,724 NOT REALLY. 2094 01:10:29,758 --> 01:10:31,559 NO. 2095 01:10:31,594 --> 01:10:34,095 AH... SORT OF, I SUPPOSE. 2096 01:10:34,129 --> 01:10:35,530 AS A TEAM, WE LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE 2097 01:10:35,564 --> 01:10:37,932 AND TALK TO WITNESSES, 2098 01:10:37,967 --> 01:10:38,933 GET STATEMENTS FROM DRIVERS, 2099 01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:39,934 THEN I SPEND HOURS 2100 01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:41,502 CALCULATING LOSS RATIOS 2101 01:10:41,537 --> 01:10:43,972 AND NEGOTIATING... 2102 01:10:44,006 --> 01:10:45,173 TRYING TO SAVE THE COMPANY AS MUCH MONEY AS POSSIBLE. 2103 01:10:45,207 --> 01:10:46,708 MM. 2104 01:10:48,277 --> 01:10:49,711 I, UM... 2105 01:10:49,745 --> 01:10:51,212 I ACTUALLY BROUGHT ENOUGH FOR US EACH TO HAVE ONE. 2106 01:10:52,548 --> 01:10:53,548 OF COURSE. 2107 01:10:55,050 --> 01:10:57,919 GLORIA, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN? 2108 01:10:57,953 --> 01:11:00,688 OH, WELL, UM... 2109 01:11:00,723 --> 01:11:02,257 I LIKE TO PLAY ON MY IPAD. 2110 01:11:02,291 --> 01:11:04,259 I JUST DISCOVERED FACEBOOK. 2111 01:11:05,894 --> 01:11:06,995 THAT'S ONE OF THOSE TIME KILLERS 2112 01:11:07,029 --> 01:11:08,296 I'VE THANKFULLY NEVER BEEN INTERESTED IN... 2113 01:11:11,066 --> 01:11:12,166 [WHISPERING] GEORGE. 2114 01:11:12,201 --> 01:11:14,002 UM... BUT IF YOU ENJOY IT, 2115 01:11:14,036 --> 01:11:15,737 THEN BY ALL MEANS, KEEP DOING IT. 2116 01:11:17,172 --> 01:11:18,606 [GLORIA CLEARS HER THROAT] 2117 01:11:18,641 --> 01:11:19,941 SO, I KNOW HOW YOU GUYS MET, 2118 01:11:19,975 --> 01:11:23,745 BUT TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU TWO DO FOR FUN? 2119 01:11:26,081 --> 01:11:27,282 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 2120 01:11:27,316 --> 01:11:30,818 GEORGE AND I ARE BOTH SO... 2121 01:11:30,853 --> 01:11:32,053 ADVENTUROUS, 2122 01:11:32,087 --> 01:11:34,188 AND WE LIKE TO DISCOVER... 2123 01:11:35,824 --> 01:11:39,060 NEW MUSIC, AND FINE DINING, 2124 01:11:39,094 --> 01:11:41,562 AND, UM... AND ART. 2125 01:11:41,597 --> 01:11:42,730 REALLY? 2126 01:11:42,765 --> 01:11:43,731 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED ART. 2127 01:11:43,766 --> 01:11:44,999 YEAH, YOU DID... 2128 01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:47,568 AND GOING TO A GALLERY 2129 01:11:47,603 --> 01:11:48,703 THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN TO BEFORE. 2130 01:11:48,737 --> 01:11:50,538 I MEAN, AS GEORGE SAID, IT'S... 2131 01:11:50,572 --> 01:11:52,140 THAT IS... 2132 01:11:52,174 --> 01:11:53,741 ADVENTURE. 2133 01:11:53,776 --> 01:11:54,742 IT REALLY IS. 2134 01:11:54,777 --> 01:11:55,743 [GEORGE]: HEAR HEAR. 2135 01:11:55,778 --> 01:11:56,944 [CASS]: YEAH. 2136 01:11:56,979 --> 01:11:59,147 YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAUGHTER. 2137 01:11:59,181 --> 01:12:00,581 THANK YOU. I KNOW. 2138 01:12:00,616 --> 01:12:01,983 I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW. 2139 01:12:02,017 --> 01:12:03,184 YEAH, GOOD NIGHT. 2140 01:12:03,218 --> 01:12:04,619 [GEORGE]: HAD A WONDERFUL EVENING. 2141 01:12:04,653 --> 01:12:05,653 WHOO! 2142 01:12:07,956 --> 01:12:09,157 OKAY... 2143 01:12:14,029 --> 01:12:15,296 SO... 2144 01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:17,999 SECOND IMPRESSION? 2145 01:12:20,135 --> 01:12:21,869 WELL, UM, YOU KNOW, 2146 01:12:21,904 --> 01:12:23,604 HIS WORK SEEMS IMPORTANT AND USEFUL. 2147 01:12:23,639 --> 01:12:24,806 MM-HMM. 2148 01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,641 UH... 2149 01:12:26,675 --> 01:12:28,676 HE'S VERY POLITE, AND GOOD MANNERS, AND... 2150 01:12:28,711 --> 01:12:29,711 AND YOU DON'T LIKE HIM. 2151 01:12:30,913 --> 01:12:32,613 NO, I DON'T, REALLY, UM... 2152 01:12:32,648 --> 01:12:33,881 BUT I... 2153 01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:34,949 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU LIKE HIM. 2154 01:12:34,983 --> 01:12:36,918 I LIKE HIM FOR PLENTY OF REASONS. 2155 01:12:36,952 --> 01:12:38,953 HE'S RELIABLE, 2156 01:12:38,987 --> 01:12:40,955 DEPENDABLE... 2157 01:12:40,989 --> 01:12:41,956 HE'S WELL PUT TOGETHER. 2158 01:12:41,990 --> 01:12:43,825 YOU KNOW... 2159 01:12:43,859 --> 01:12:44,826 THOSE ARE GREAT WORDS 2160 01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:46,861 WHEN DESCRIBING A MAJOR APPLIANCE, 2161 01:12:46,895 --> 01:12:48,796 BUT NOT WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND. 2162 01:12:48,831 --> 01:12:50,631 WHAT ABOUT "FUN?" WHAT ABOUT "EXCITING?" 2163 01:12:50,666 --> 01:12:52,266 RIGHT, RIGHT, BUT WE KNOW THAT I'M TRYING TO GROW AWAY 2164 01:12:52,301 --> 01:12:54,235 FROM BEING ATTRACTED TO THAT KIND OF GUY, RIGHT? 2165 01:12:54,269 --> 01:12:56,037 AGAIN WITH THAT BOOK... 2166 01:12:56,071 --> 01:12:57,038 LOOK... 2167 01:12:57,072 --> 01:12:59,207 I AM TRYING TO FIND A MAN 2168 01:12:59,241 --> 01:13:02,276 WHO WILL ACTUALLY COMMIT TO A MATURE RELATIONSHIP, 2169 01:13:02,311 --> 01:13:03,611 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 2170 01:13:03,645 --> 01:13:04,912 THAT COULD BE GEORGE. 2171 01:13:04,947 --> 01:13:06,714 YEAH, I JUST... 2172 01:13:06,749 --> 01:13:08,783 LISTEN, HONEY, I... 2173 01:13:08,817 --> 01:13:10,118 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING 2174 01:13:10,152 --> 01:13:12,086 IN THIS MODERN WORLD OF OURS, 2175 01:13:12,121 --> 01:13:13,654 BUT I LISTEN WHEN YOU AND NADIA ARE TALKING 2176 01:13:13,689 --> 01:13:14,856 ABOUT WHAT DR. SUSIE PROMOTES, 2177 01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:17,125 AND ONE OF THE THINGS SHE ASKS, 2178 01:13:17,159 --> 01:13:19,160 IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY... 2179 01:13:19,194 --> 01:13:20,661 "IS HE GENUINE, 2180 01:13:20,696 --> 01:13:22,897 OR IS HE ACTING DIFFERENTLY TO WIN YOU OVER?" 2181 01:13:22,931 --> 01:13:24,265 YOU DON'T THINK HE'S BEING GENUINE? 2182 01:13:24,299 --> 01:13:26,734 NO, I DEFINITELY THINK HE'S BEING GENUINE. 2183 01:13:26,769 --> 01:13:28,369 THE QUESTION IS... 2184 01:13:29,671 --> 01:13:30,671 ARE YOU? 2185 01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:41,883 [ROARING] 2186 01:13:41,917 --> 01:13:42,917 [LAUGHS] 2187 01:13:43,986 --> 01:13:45,219 DON'T MIND HIM. 2188 01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:46,220 HE'S AN HERBIVORE. 2189 01:13:46,255 --> 01:13:47,922 HE ONLY EATS BUSHES, TREES, AND GOLF BALLS, 2190 01:13:47,956 --> 01:13:49,924 BUT YOU NEVER KNOW 2191 01:13:49,958 --> 01:13:52,360 WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD RUIN YOUR GAME. 2192 01:13:52,394 --> 01:13:54,962 I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE NEED TO TAKE A FUN GAME 2193 01:13:54,997 --> 01:13:56,831 AND THEN ADD WINDMILLS, 2194 01:13:56,865 --> 01:13:58,499 AND CLOWN FACES, AND DINOSAURS. 2195 01:14:00,035 --> 01:14:01,169 PLUS, I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW LOUD IT WAS GOING TO BE, 2196 01:14:01,203 --> 01:14:02,937 BUT YOU KNOW, IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO... 2197 01:14:02,971 --> 01:14:04,372 I JUST THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE FUN, MAYBE, 2198 01:14:04,406 --> 01:14:07,008 TO LOOSEN UP A LITTLE, 2199 01:14:07,042 --> 01:14:08,876 YOU KNOW, BE MORE OURSELVES. 2200 01:14:08,911 --> 01:14:10,244 I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE... 2201 01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:11,846 AS LONG AS IT'S WITH YOU. 2202 01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:12,847 OKAY. 2203 01:14:12,881 --> 01:14:14,081 OKAY. 2204 01:14:16,251 --> 01:14:17,218 [GEORGE]: BLEAGH... 2205 01:14:17,252 --> 01:14:18,252 [CASS]: NO, IT WAS GREAT! 2206 01:14:19,354 --> 01:14:21,355 IT'S GOOD. REALLY GOOD. 2207 01:14:24,493 --> 01:14:25,893 GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT. 2208 01:14:25,928 --> 01:14:28,129 OKAY. 2209 01:14:28,163 --> 01:14:29,297 OH! 2210 01:14:29,331 --> 01:14:30,331 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2211 01:14:30,365 --> 01:14:31,566 JUST A LITTLE PLAYFUL DEFENSE. 2212 01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:33,067 IN GOLF? 2213 01:14:33,101 --> 01:14:34,502 IT'S MINIATURE GOLF, 2214 01:14:34,536 --> 01:14:35,837 AND... 2215 01:14:35,871 --> 01:14:37,405 LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT A GIMME... 2216 01:14:40,209 --> 01:14:41,509 AND THAT IS HOW IT'S DONE. 2217 01:14:41,543 --> 01:14:44,078 [LAUGHS] 2218 01:14:46,181 --> 01:14:47,148 OH, GEORGE. 2219 01:14:47,182 --> 01:14:48,149 IF YOU'RE NOT ENJOYING THIS, 2220 01:14:48,183 --> 01:14:49,150 I BET THERE'S SOME GAMES UPSTAIRS 2221 01:14:49,184 --> 01:14:50,485 THAT YOU MIGHT THINK ARE FUN TO PLAY. 2222 01:14:52,588 --> 01:14:55,223 LOOK, CASSANDRA, YOU ARE AMAZING. 2223 01:14:55,257 --> 01:14:58,326 YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING, TALENTED, 2224 01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:01,062 DRIVEN WOMEN I'VE EVER MET, 2225 01:15:01,096 --> 01:15:04,465 AND SO IF THIS IS THE SORT OF PLACE YOU LIKE TO COME, 2226 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,334 I'LL LEARN TO LIKE IT, TOO. 2227 01:15:06,368 --> 01:15:07,368 [LAUGHS] 2228 01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:23,184 UM... 2229 01:15:24,453 --> 01:15:25,620 WELL, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY PRIVATE. 2230 01:15:25,654 --> 01:15:27,188 [CLEARS THROAT] 2231 01:15:27,222 --> 01:15:28,556 I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO... 2232 01:15:28,590 --> 01:15:29,557 SPONTANEOUS, 2233 01:15:29,591 --> 01:15:31,926 OR OUTGOING, OR PASSIONATE? 2234 01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:33,661 NO, I DON'T THINK 2235 01:15:33,695 --> 01:15:35,029 YOU'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW ANY OF THOSE THINGS ABOUT ME 2236 01:15:35,063 --> 01:15:36,030 SINCE WE'VE BEEN DATING. 2237 01:15:36,064 --> 01:15:38,533 I GUESS I HAVEN'T. 2238 01:15:38,567 --> 01:15:41,903 OR THAT I'M COMPETITIVE, OR THAT I SHARE FOOD, OR... 2239 01:15:41,937 --> 01:15:45,072 LOOK, WE'RE JUST GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 2240 01:15:45,107 --> 01:15:47,441 I'M SURE THAT I'LL LIKE ALL OF THESE SIDES OF YOU. 2241 01:15:47,476 --> 01:15:48,643 I KNOW I WILL, 2242 01:15:48,677 --> 01:15:50,244 BECAUSE I'M... I'M FALLING IN... 2243 01:15:50,279 --> 01:15:51,279 NO. 2244 01:15:53,715 --> 01:15:55,616 GEORGE... 2245 01:15:55,651 --> 01:15:57,985 WAIT. 2246 01:15:58,020 --> 01:16:01,222 YOU CAN'T BE FALLING IN... 2247 01:16:01,256 --> 01:16:02,557 WHATEVER WITH ME, 2248 01:16:02,591 --> 01:16:05,993 BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS, 2249 01:16:06,028 --> 01:16:07,261 YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW ME. 2250 01:16:07,296 --> 01:16:09,030 I HAVEN'T... 2251 01:16:09,064 --> 01:16:10,364 [SIGHS] 2252 01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:12,266 I HAVEN'T BEEN GENUINE WITH YOU. 2253 01:16:12,301 --> 01:16:15,469 I MEAN, I LET YOU CALL ME CASSANDRA. 2254 01:16:17,139 --> 01:16:19,307 NO ONE CALLS ME BY MY FULL NAME. 2255 01:16:19,341 --> 01:16:20,675 THEY DON'T? 2256 01:16:21,977 --> 01:16:24,111 NO. 2257 01:16:24,146 --> 01:16:25,346 THEY DON'T. 2258 01:16:29,051 --> 01:16:31,986 YOU'RE A GREAT GUY, 2259 01:16:32,020 --> 01:16:35,957 AND I HAVE HAD A GREAT TIME WITH YOU, 2260 01:16:35,991 --> 01:16:38,259 BUT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SEE 2261 01:16:38,293 --> 01:16:40,494 IF YOU COULD LIVE UP TO SOME RIDICULOUS STANDARD, 2262 01:16:40,529 --> 01:16:41,963 AND... 2263 01:16:41,997 --> 01:16:43,331 I HAVEN'T BEEN MYSELF WITH YOU... 2264 01:16:45,033 --> 01:16:46,567 AND I CAN'T KEEP THAT UP FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, 2265 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:48,002 AND AT SOME POINT, YOU'LL FIGURE OUT 2266 01:16:48,036 --> 01:16:50,705 THAT I AM NOT THE GIRL THAT YOU THINK I AM. 2267 01:16:53,008 --> 01:16:55,176 AND I'M REALLY SORRY. 2268 01:17:02,784 --> 01:17:04,251 THANK YOU. 2269 01:17:30,212 --> 01:17:31,712 COME ON, DUKE. 2270 01:17:33,148 --> 01:17:34,148 WHOO... 2271 01:17:35,217 --> 01:17:36,417 OKAY, GO ON. 2272 01:17:41,323 --> 01:17:43,124 WELCOME BACK TO "WAKE UP DENVER," 2273 01:17:43,158 --> 01:17:44,659 AND IF YOU ARE LOOKING 2274 01:17:44,693 --> 01:17:46,527 FOR SOMETHING FUN TO DO TONIGHT, 2275 01:17:46,561 --> 01:17:49,196 CISSY AND I WILL BE HOSTING THE LANTERN FESTIVAL. 2276 01:17:49,231 --> 01:17:52,166 WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU THERE. 2277 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:53,467 [CISSY]: TO KICK THINGS OFF TODAY, 2278 01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,503 WE'RE, ONCE AGAIN, TALKING TO DR. SUSIE, 2279 01:17:55,537 --> 01:17:58,172 AUTHOR OF THE JUST-RELEASED BOOK 2280 01:17:58,206 --> 01:17:59,740 "DISSECTING DIVORCE." 2281 01:17:59,775 --> 01:18:02,576 "HOW TO LEAVE THAT NOT-SO-PERFECT MATE BEHIND." 2282 01:18:02,611 --> 01:18:04,512 AFTER SEVERAL SUCCESSFUL 2283 01:18:04,546 --> 01:18:07,148 SELF-HELP RELATIONSHIP BEST-SELLERS, 2284 01:18:07,182 --> 01:18:10,618 DR. SUSIE IS NOW HELPING THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED AND LOST. 2285 01:18:10,652 --> 01:18:13,754 DR. SUSIE, CAN YOU GIVE US SOME ADVICE? 2286 01:18:13,789 --> 01:18:16,123 WELL, AS YOU KNOW, KYLE, 2287 01:18:16,158 --> 01:18:17,758 I AM IN THE MIDST 2288 01:18:17,793 --> 01:18:20,227 OF WHAT IS BECOMING A VERY PUBLIC DIVORCE, 2289 01:18:20,262 --> 01:18:21,429 AND, LADIES, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 2290 01:18:21,463 --> 01:18:22,496 THAT AFTER A BREAK-UP, 2291 01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:25,166 YES, YOU WILL HAVE MOMENTS OF DOUBT, 2292 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:27,268 AND YOU WILL WANT TO BLAME YOURSELF FOR THE LOSS, 2293 01:18:27,302 --> 01:18:29,270 BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING... 2294 01:18:29,304 --> 01:18:30,738 IT IS NOT YOU. 2295 01:18:30,772 --> 01:18:31,739 IT'S THE MAN! 2296 01:18:31,773 --> 01:18:32,773 SO TRUE. 2297 01:18:37,412 --> 01:18:38,412 [CASS]: UGH... 2298 01:18:40,415 --> 01:18:41,382 WHOA! 2299 01:18:41,416 --> 01:18:43,484 [SIGHS] HI. 2300 01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:48,089 "THE DATER'S HANDBOOK?" 2301 01:18:48,123 --> 01:18:49,090 REALLY? YOU? 2302 01:18:49,124 --> 01:18:51,092 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO SURPRISED. 2303 01:18:51,126 --> 01:18:53,227 WE ALL KNOW MY DATING HISTORY, AND... 2304 01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:55,529 ...AND I JUST FIGURED 2305 01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:57,264 IF IT COULD WORK FOR YOU AND JIM, THAT... 2306 01:18:57,299 --> 01:18:58,466 MAYBE I'D GIVE IT A TRY. 2307 01:18:59,601 --> 01:19:01,535 YOU THINK JIM AND I...? 2308 01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:02,570 PLEASE! 2309 01:19:02,604 --> 01:19:04,371 I SAW IT IN YOUR DESK. 2310 01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:06,407 IT WAS A GAG GIFT. 2311 01:19:06,441 --> 01:19:08,642 DR. SUSIE WOULD NEVER APPROVE OF MY RELATIONSHIP. 2312 01:19:08,677 --> 01:19:10,111 JIM IS CRAZY. 2313 01:19:10,145 --> 01:19:13,314 NEVER WHAT HE'S GOING TO SAY OR DO FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXT, 2314 01:19:13,348 --> 01:19:15,149 OR IF HE'S GOING TO SHOW UP WHEN HE'S SUPPOSED TO, 2315 01:19:15,183 --> 01:19:16,684 BUT... 2316 01:19:16,718 --> 01:19:18,819 IT'S ALWAYS A PUZZLE, AND I'M NEVER BORED. 2317 01:19:18,854 --> 01:19:20,521 HE'S THE MOST INTERESTING PERSON I KNOW, 2318 01:19:20,555 --> 01:19:24,191 AND KEEPS ME ON MY TOES ALL THE TIME... 2319 01:19:25,727 --> 01:19:27,261 AND, FRANKLY, 2320 01:19:27,295 --> 01:19:28,696 WHO WANTS SOMEONE 2321 01:19:28,730 --> 01:19:31,499 BORING, DEPENDABLE, AND RELIABLE ANYWAY? 2322 01:19:35,370 --> 01:19:36,604 [PHONE RINGS] 2323 01:19:42,177 --> 01:19:43,177 HELLO, THIS IS CASSANDRA. 2324 01:19:43,211 --> 01:19:44,745 [NADIA]: HEY, CASS, IT'S NADIA. 2325 01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:47,481 DO YOU WANT TO JOIN US AT THE LANTERN FESTIVAL TONIGHT? 2326 01:19:47,516 --> 01:19:49,750 JEREMY'S SO EXCITED. MOM'S COMING TOO. 2327 01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:51,552 -YES, UM... -GREAT. 2328 01:19:52,954 --> 01:19:54,688 THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. I WOULD LOVE TO. 2329 01:19:54,723 --> 01:19:56,557 [NADIA]: GREAT! WE'LL PICK YOU UP AT 6:00. 2330 01:19:56,591 --> 01:19:57,558 OKAY. 2331 01:19:57,592 --> 01:19:58,893 SEE YOU SOON! 2332 01:20:02,597 --> 01:20:03,731 [DRUMMING] 2333 01:20:11,273 --> 01:20:13,307 WHAT A WONDERFUL TURNOUT! 2334 01:20:13,341 --> 01:20:14,875 A FANTASTIC CROWD! 2335 01:20:14,910 --> 01:20:17,211 GUNG HAY FAT CHOY! 2336 01:20:17,245 --> 01:20:18,412 [CHEERING] 2337 01:20:18,446 --> 01:20:20,281 [KYLE]: WELCOME. WELCOME TO EVERYONE. 2338 01:20:20,315 --> 01:20:22,650 NOW, IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE SO ALREADY, 2339 01:20:22,684 --> 01:20:23,717 FIND YOUR LANTERN. 2340 01:20:23,752 --> 01:20:27,354 WE'LL BE LAUNCHING THEM IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES. 2341 01:20:27,389 --> 01:20:28,622 [♪♪] 2342 01:20:31,393 --> 01:20:32,359 [NADIA]: SO WE GO BACK TO THE START? 2343 01:20:32,394 --> 01:20:34,695 CHAPTER ONE... IT'S NOT THE MAN, IT'S YOU. 2344 01:20:34,729 --> 01:20:35,696 [CASS]: NO... 2345 01:20:35,730 --> 01:20:37,698 I THINK I'LL, UH... 2346 01:20:37,732 --> 01:20:38,866 JUST DO IT ON MY OWN NOW. 2347 01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:39,967 OH, SWEETIE, DON'T GIVE UP. 2348 01:20:42,404 --> 01:20:43,470 YOU KNOW THAT GEORGE WASN'T THE RIGHT ONE, 2349 01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:45,940 BUT... 2350 01:20:45,974 --> 01:20:47,608 THE LIST WORKS. 2351 01:20:47,642 --> 01:20:48,943 I SAY, WE START FRESH. 2352 01:20:54,983 --> 01:20:56,617 NO, I... 2353 01:20:57,886 --> 01:20:59,787 I THINK I KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW... 2354 01:20:59,821 --> 01:21:01,689 REALLY. 2355 01:21:01,723 --> 01:21:03,457 I'LL CATCH YOU GUYS LATER. SORRY! 2356 01:21:03,491 --> 01:21:04,458 ATTAGIRL. 2357 01:21:04,492 --> 01:21:05,726 [♪♪] 2358 01:21:16,371 --> 01:21:17,371 [CISSY]: FIND YOUR SPOT! 2359 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:20,407 RAISE THOSE LANTERNS! 2360 01:21:24,913 --> 01:21:26,447 [CASS]: SORRY, SORRY... 2361 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:34,855 AND HERE WE GO! 2362 01:21:36,758 --> 01:21:38,492 IN TEN... 2363 01:21:38,526 --> 01:21:40,427 NINE... EIGHT... 2364 01:21:40,462 --> 01:21:42,696 SEVEN... 2365 01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:44,798 SIX... FIVE... 2366 01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:47,301 FOUR... 2367 01:21:47,335 --> 01:21:48,369 THREE... 2368 01:21:48,403 --> 01:21:49,470 TWO... 2369 01:21:49,504 --> 01:21:50,537 ONE... 2370 01:21:50,572 --> 01:21:52,973 [CHEERING] 2371 01:21:56,711 --> 01:21:57,878 I WAS HOPING I'D FIND YOU HERE. 2372 01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:59,847 HERE I AM. 2373 01:21:59,881 --> 01:22:02,716 I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE, AND I... 2374 01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:04,685 I MISJUDGED YOU, 2375 01:22:04,719 --> 01:22:06,420 AND I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN JUDGING YOU AT ALL. 2376 01:22:06,454 --> 01:22:07,688 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN GETTING TO KNOW YOU, 2377 01:22:07,722 --> 01:22:09,657 AND INSTEAD, I WAS FOLLOWING THESE RIDICULOUS GUIDELINES. 2378 01:22:09,691 --> 01:22:10,658 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 2379 01:22:10,692 --> 01:22:11,959 YOU'RE... 2380 01:22:11,993 --> 01:22:13,427 YOU'RE FULL OF SURPRISES, 2381 01:22:13,461 --> 01:22:15,329 AND YOU'RE FUN, AND YOU'RE THOUGHTFUL... 2382 01:22:15,363 --> 01:22:18,732 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WAS WRONG. 2383 01:22:18,767 --> 01:22:20,567 CASS, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 2384 01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:23,070 I KNOW THAT I DON'T DESERVE A SECOND CHANCE, 2385 01:22:23,104 --> 01:22:24,538 BUT I REALLY HOPE YOU GIVE ME ONE. 2386 01:22:25,974 --> 01:22:28,008 I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY... 2387 01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:31,612 I'M... 2388 01:22:39,654 --> 01:22:43,624 AND I'M ALSO REALLY SORRY THAT I JUST LET YOUR LANTERN GO. 2389 01:22:45,460 --> 01:22:47,628 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 2390 01:22:47,662 --> 01:22:50,064 I'M HAPPY TO LET MY LANTERN GO, 'CAUSE I AM HANGING ONTO YOU. 2391 01:22:50,098 --> 01:22:51,632 OOH... 2392 01:22:51,666 --> 01:22:52,800 CHEESY? 2393 01:22:52,834 --> 01:22:54,001 SO CHEESY... 2394 01:22:54,035 --> 01:22:55,002 CHEESY. 2395 01:22:55,036 --> 01:22:56,737 SO CHEESY! 2396 01:22:59,507 --> 01:23:01,775 ♪ I JUST WANNA KEEP ON LOVING YOU ♪ 2397 01:23:03,478 --> 01:23:05,612 ♪ OOH 185623