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[Music starts]

[Plastic rustles]

[Clock ticking]

[Sighs]

Hi there, again.

Yeah. What are you doing tonight?

Oh, you know that's not happening for you.

It sounds like it would have been lovely.

But you have other plans now.

Uh huh.

You are gonna pack a nice overnight bag,

and you are gonna meet me

at the hotel that I send you,

a message from.

Come hang out with me.

That's your evening.

Mm hmm.

Okay, I'll text you.

What, like an hour? I'll see you.

Okay.

Okay.

[Knocks on door]

-Hey, what's going on?

I came over as fast as I could.

What's up?

-Just come in.

-Aah, okay.

Over here?

-Yes.

Wherever.

-Girl I came over right,

as fast as I could.

What's going on?

-So nice of you.

-Uh.

Oh, no,

He forgot your anniversary?

-Again.

Let's be clear.

-Again?

Your husband forgot your anniversary.

-Well, I'm not sure,

forgot is the right word

because I'm sure at some point in time,

he's gonna write

and have some stupid fucking excuse

of traffic or Wifi,

or you know, some bullshit.

-He hasn't text you and...

-No.

-Oh girl, how long have you been here?

-Long enough.

-Long enough to...

-I did some damage.

-eat all the chocolates.

-Mm hmm.

-Girl...

-Then I called you?

[Laughs]

-Um...

yeah, I, I could see why.

-Yeah.

-What, what about this?

-Well,

you know,

I did all of this damage and I thought,

I'm just gonna call my best friend

and we can make some

sort of fun of this night, right?

I mean, salvage it some way possible.

-Yeah. Do you have a corkscrew?

-No.

I don't even have a corkscrew.

-It's wonderful.

Okay. -It's pathetic with like a capital P.

So...

-So, what do you wanna...

Well, you wanna go out?

Look, I am dressed.

-I don't wanna to go out. Look at me I took my shoes off.

Ate a whole box of chocolate.

I don't want to leave or go anywhere.

-You did eat a lot of chocolate. -I did eat a lot of chocolate.

[Laughs]

-All right, so, well...

Did you bring some cards?

Or what do you I mean...

there's gotta be something we can do. We can make a fun night of this.

-All right, well, then I have a confession to make.

-Okay.

-Not only tonight.

I've had time to think about things,

cause I've been alone for a little while,

in general...

and, you know, I've

thought about you a lot.

Well, that's cool with me.

I mean we're best friends so...

-I know, right?

-Mm hmm.

-Except that my thoughts went elsewhere.

-What do you mean? -You know like sexy, dirty thoughts.

Yeah.

I am lonely, and you're hot.

We're bestfriends.

-Are you... -This just seems logical.

-Are you kidding me right now,

this is a joke. -I am so not even fucking

with you right now.

Not.

[Both Laughing]

-Okay. -Right.

Yeah. I didn't even leave any chocolates,

I am just fucking rude.

Yeah.

-Yeah, I mean yeah, now...

You entice me to sex

and I need chocolates.

[Laughing hysterically]

-Hi best friend.

-Look, I'm, I'm down to um...

I'm here for you, do whatever...

-Thank you.

It's just kind of ridiculous.

-Take your mind off of him.

-You're best.

-Mm hmm

-You know...

I, this is absurd.

Like, I've only thought of

something like this and never,

I don't even know how this works.

Just looking at you, going what the fuck am I gonna do?

I have no idea what I'm gonna do.

You're all dressed and things.

-Are you sure there's not another, like, empty bottle around here?

-I just wish I had a corkscrew.

-Uh huh.

-It would make it a little less awkward.

Yeah, no, there's no,

And I didn't drink anything.

There's just like loneliness.

-You're just lonely.

-It's my anniversary.

-Well, come over here and let me...

-Okay. -I don't know.

I don't even know if there's something.

-Its's so great like that.

-Yes, and then this is such an important day, and I know that.

-Thank you.

-Mmmm.

-So this is really...

kind of awkward, but...

I think we should just go for it, right?

I don't know, its just, yeah...

Get over here.

-Really? -Yeah.

-I thought you were kidding.

-No, I wasn't kidding.

-Uh.

-I'll give you chocolates afterwards.

[Laughs]

-You eat all of em.

-I might have stashed one somewhere.

-Okay. -Oh gross.

-Okay.

[Laughs]

[Slurping]

-Oh wow, that's not so bad.

-At least you can laugh.

You know, you're... -There might be some laughing happening.

Cause, I want you.

-Your mouth tastes good.

-Oh thanks, does it taste like...

Chocolates? -Um hmm, It does.

Uh, no, I...

-What's with the dress? I didn't even tell you to come slutty or anything?

You just show up here and you think I am

-I was out with the girls and came rushing over.

-You wore this out with the girls?

Maybe that's why my husband's not here.

[Laughs]

I'm wearing the wrong outfit.

-Oh I know, listen...

It's gonna be okay.

[Slurping]

-I like this kissing thing.

[Slurping]

Got really warm in here.

Is it alright,

if I take all your clothes off?

-So awkward.

-I know.

What's going on here?

-It's just kind of like...

-Do you want to or should I do it?

Ho whoa, hey, whoa.

-I dont know... -Don't hang yourself.

There you go. -Maybe it goes this way.

There.

-Wow, that's...

Oh my God.

I should...

-Maybe we just shouldn't talk, its much...

-Alright, lets just, take off the...

-Yeah, You look just like you do in a bathing suit.

-I didn't...

[Slurping]

That's nice.

-Mm hmm.

This may remind me of that time we got really drunk.

-Oh, Lord.

Which time?

-And I...

-You must have to remind me.

-I woke up and was that a dream,

or did we actually messed around.

I, I'm wondering.

-Oho, flashbacks.

[Slurping]

Do you feel awake?

-I feel awake.

Okay.

[Summer Murmers]

[Indistinct chatter]

-I am so sorry.

Wow.

Your nipples are adorable.

-Thank you.

-I think this happens next.

-I think.

-I think this should happen.

Oh my goodness.

I'm just gonna...

do things.

-My God.

[Slurping]

Uh,

Oh, my goodness.

That's nice.

Wow.

Oh, wow!

huh.

-Oh, wow! -Oh.

Mmm.

-Oh, my god! It's so tasty.

-Oh.

Mm hmm, that's it, mm hmm.

[panting]

Oh.

my god!

Yeah.

-It's so nice and warm.

-Very good, that's it, that's it.

Oh, Uh huh.

[Panting]

Huh.

Oh my gosh.

Yes, that's it.

That's it.

Mmm.

Ahh.

Ummh, that's it, ummh.

[panting]

Oh.

Oh,

How about you give it to my clit.

-Look at that!

Don't even look at it.

That's so lovely.

If you do that, I might done this.

-Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

That your nose.

Yeah, right there.

Oh.

[Giggling]

-Don't dry that pussy please.

Let me stick my tongue in there.

-Oh God, oh God.

Yeah.

Yes.

[Giggling]

[Slurping]

Come here.

Come here, come here.

-I have ate your pussy before..

Oh, Wow.

It's so...

-So yummy.

[Slurping]

Oh, thank you.

Oh.

[Indistinct chatter]

[Slurping]

Oh dear God.

Yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh my God.

-You like that? -Mmm.

-Yeah?

-Fuck! That's good.

-Really? You like em both?

-I do.

I didn't know I did.

Oh God, you gonna do what I think...

Oh God.

You got enough room?

Uhmm.

Jesus God.

That's fucking awesome.

You can do whatever you want.

Oh, my God.

Uh.

Oh, who knew, it's so nice.

Yeah, I thought that would feel good.

Oh my God, What?

Holy shit, yes.

Fuck yeah, right there.

That's awesome, yes.

Uhmm.

Oh Jesus.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God, get your feet out of the...

Oh, my God,Yes.

Aah.

Oh my God, my pussy just wants to swallow you up.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Yes.

Do that, do that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God!

[mumurs]

Yeah.

-Like this?

-Oh.

I don't think such...

Oh,

yes, fuck that clit just like that.

It's fun.

Aah.

Oh my God.

Don't leave me like that while you do that

Mm hmm.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yeah, that'll...

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.

It's gonna make me cum on your face.

Oh, my God.

Holy fuck, yes.

[moans]

Oh God, that's so...

Oh, fuck, that's good.

Oh.

Eat my pussy just like that.

Ummh.

Oh my God.

Wow.

Oh.

Oh my God, you make me shake.

It's so good.

-Right there.

-Yeah.

That's a good, that's a good spot.

-That's the spot right there.

Yeah.

-Fuck.

Yeah. -Yeah.

-I really like that.

Oh, my God, Oh, my God, Oh, my God.

Give that to me.

Don't even dare to stop right now.

-No, no, I am not gonna stop.

-Yeah, fuck yes.

Oh, my God, Oh, my God.

Yeah, I like cumming on your face.

-You wanna sit on my face?

-Oh my God, you want me to?

-Yeah.

-Oh, that, I didn't imagine.

How's that work? Do I...

Good, now just...

I am just gonna play this nice.

[Slurping]

Okay.

Oh.

What.

Oh, I can, I can reach that?

Come on now concentrate.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, right down there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

That thing just...

Yes.

Ummh.

Holy shit, yes.

Oh my God, yes, yes, tease it like that.

Holy shit.

How are you doing?

-That make you feel better?

-Oh my God, I feel so good.

Yeah.

I am just gonna tease you like that.

Wow.

It is nice how just fuck you being.

That was fucking nice.

Mm hmm, yes,

Please, please, please, please, please.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yes.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's awesome, right there, right there.

Jesus, yes, yes, please.

Fuck yeah, fuck yeah.

Yeah, I feel close...

[Panting]

Yeah, yeah.

Holy shit.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

Oh my God, oh my God.

Wow.

Yes, do that just...

Fuck yes.

Oh, my God.

Please.

Oh, shit.

So...

[Panting]

Still cumming, still cumming.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Oh.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

-Oh, right there.

-Yeah, right there?

-Right there.

-Just...

Yeah.

Mmm.

Oh, my God.

This is my best anniversary ever.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

That's, it's really.

-Yeah.

Fuck it.

It's really...

It's gonna make me fucking cum.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

How are you even so good at this?

Holy shit. -Spread out.

-Yeah?

Aah, that is something else.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Let me hold it open for you.

Oh.

Yes.

Ummh.

Oh my God, yes.

Tease my clit, just like that, just like that, just like that.

Oh, my God, you suck it like that.

Here it comes, here it comes.

Yes, yes, do that, do that.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, I am cumming, cumming...

Don't stop, don't...

Oh my God.

Wow.

How did you do that?

Yes , yes.

-Yeah, right there?

-Oh my God.

-Mm, right there, right there.

-Oh yes, I love it, I fucking love it.

Oh.

Ah.

Yes.

Oh my God, oh my God.

-Yes, yes.

I am cumming, cumming, cumming.

Right there, right there, right there.

Oh my God, oh my God.

[moaning]

Oh my God.

Just stay there, stay there.

What's that feel like?

[Giggles]

-Ah, right there.

-Oh, my God.

-That's it, that's it.

-Mmm.

Yeah, oh.

-Mm hmm.

-Thats it.

Oh.

Oh my God, right there.

Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop.

-Oh.

-Yeah, yeah.

-Oh, shit.

Ah.

[panting]

-[panting]

Yeah.

Oh my God.

[Giggles]

That's my chick.

-Yeah, should I let you over?

-Mm hmm.

-Okay.

That was almost skilled.

Wow,

Kiss me with that cum in your mouth.

[Slurping]

Oh, look at that.

-Just put it here.

-Okay.

[Giggling]

I think you've done this before.

-Yes.

-No.

Oh, Dear!

Squeeze it, just like that.

-Oh.

Mmm.

-Yes.

Put it in my hole, like that.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

-You like that?

-It's awesome.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

Just do it, do it, do it,

Ooooh, yes!

-Mmm.

-Yeah.

Ummh.

Oh yes, don't stop, I am cumming.

Yeah.

-Oh, yes!

Yes!

[both moaning]

Holy shit, lady.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Amazing.

[Slurping]

That's it, that's it.

Fuck.

Aah,

Yeah.

Please.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my dear god!

[Slurping]

Wow.

-Do you feel better?

-I don't think I've felt this good.

Certainly not on the anniversary.

-Happy anniversary.

-Oh, thanks.

[Laughs]

So much fun.

I feel like you took care of me.

Thank you.

Holy shit.

-You think your piece of shit husband called or text.

-Do you think he did?

-You're married to him, I don't know.

-I don't...

But maybe, I should check.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Traffic.

-Traffic?

-Traffic.

-What a fucking idiot.

His loss.

-Sure.

You're the best.

[Music starts]