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- This is it, this is it.
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- Beat out two little old lady collectors
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on the Sausalito Ferry.
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- No I didn't, I sank it,
they're now treading water.
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- 100 bucks.
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- You said 60 over the phone.
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- Must've been a bad connection.
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- My life is complete.
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(screaming, screeching)
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Oh no.
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Halt, police!
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(upbeat rock music)
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(anxious violin tones)
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(anxious guitar tones)
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(gunshot booms, grunt)
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J1 April love
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J1 Is for the very young
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J1 Every star's a wishing star
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J1 That shines for you
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J1 April love
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J1 Is all the seven wonders
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- Hi Hooperman.
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Welcome to Hell.
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(upbeat music with saxophone)
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- [Celeste] Tell me
again how he was acting.
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- Like an idiot.
- Excited.
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- And he was sneaking
out to do what, McNeil?
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- He was vague.
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- Describe vague, Pritzger.
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- Said he was off to ride the gravity
wave
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with Victor Buzzbomb of the Moon
Patrol,
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but he'd be back in 15 minutes.
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- Who is Victor Buzzbomb?
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Anybody?
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Never mind, I don't take
chances with missing cops.
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Put out an APB.
- Yeah.
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- When you find him, bring him to me.
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I'm going to take great personal
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pleasure in burning his butt.
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- [Rick] Wow.
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- Like 'em?
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- They're terrific but I don't get it,
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it's not my birthday.
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- It's our anniversary
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as a team a year ago today.
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- Oh jeez.
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I guess I forgot.
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- Hey it's okay, I'm sentimental.
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I just wanted to say you're
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the best partner a cop could have.
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- Officer Silardi, see
me before the end of
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the day about your transfer
and congratulations.
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- Captain?
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- Your application to the
Patrol Bureau, it came through.
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Starting tomorrow, you're outta here.
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- I got it, the Task Force?
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All right.
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- Task Force, you applied?
- Yeah.
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- Rick, that's great.
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Congratulations.
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- Thanks.
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- I'll see you at the car.
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- Do I understand Officer
Silardi that your partner
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was unaware that you're
breaking up the team?
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- It didn't even occur to me--
- Have a nice day.
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Fl Away
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(relaxed flute, violin music)
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- How about we skip the
record this time and talk?
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- Sure.
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Why not?
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- That kid missed me clean.
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- Au contraire, mon ami.
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He drilled you right between the eyes.
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He took out the whole back of your
head.
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- Great stalactite.
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I could never get the
water-paste ratio right.
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What's your name?
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- I'm the Devil himself.
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- I mean what do they call you at
work?
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- You really don't believe
you're in Hell, do you?
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- If you could just take the chains off,
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my wrists are starting to hurt
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and my head feels like it hurts too.
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Some aspirin and a cooler
room would do fine.
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- I've got you until
the end of time, Chuck.
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Comprende?
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No reprieves, no filibusters
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and no coffee breaks.
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What did you think of Lee Marvin
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in The Man Who Shot Liberty
Valance?
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- What?
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- Lee Marvin, The Man
Who Shot Liberty Valance.
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Did he strike you as
being the Devil himself?
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- Listen man, I'm a police officer.
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You had better take these chains off
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before you get yourself
in serious trouble.
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- V\/hat's the last think
you remember, Hooperman?
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Uh, the gun barrel pointed at your
head.
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Shattering discharge.
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Oh you're dead, dipstick.
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- This isn't really happening.
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- That's what they all say.
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- I'm in a hospital somewhere either
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coming out of a coma or going into
one.
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- Today, April Love.
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Tomorrow, The Village People.
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- [Dispatcher] All units
vicinity 4950 Balboa,
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Code 211 in progress,
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suspect wearing brown coat, khaki
pants.
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- That's a block away.
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- [Rick] That's him.
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(sirens blaring)
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- Hey!
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- [Bystander] Down the alley.
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(clanking)
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(scream)
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(grunting, thudding)
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- You're under arrest.
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You have the right to remain silent.
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Anything you say can and will
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be used against you in a court of law.
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- [Devil] And here's a fine example
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of neo-modern Spanish range style.
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- You showed this one, I hate this
house.
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- Oh, here's a popular one.
- Who's the kid?
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- Who, him?
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Nobody, just a stinkin'
little piece of dirt.
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- Hold it go back, wait I like that
house.
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What do you think that one would go
for?
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- That house is not for sale.
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The kid was playing with
matches, burned it down.
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He'll go to Hell.
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- No kidding, sounds like you know
him.
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- [Devil] I'm the Devil, I know
everybody.
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It comes with the job.
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(carnival whistling)
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- [Harry] You son of a--
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- Here's a personal favorite.
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- You say I'm in Hell?
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Then you tell me why I'm
in Hell, gimme specifics.
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Gimme details of my life
that only Satan would know.
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- I was there when you said
the F-word for the first time.
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For your first cigarette.
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- You come down here every day,
don't you?
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You sit over there and reign in Hell
and I
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just happened to be running
down a purse snatcher,
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I almost got my brains blown out.
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I get smashed unconscious and you
just
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happened to come by and drag me
down here.
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This isn't a coma, it's too crazy.
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- How about the turtle, the
one your mother bought you?
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And you put it in the fish
tank and it kept trying
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to fight its way to the
surface only you kept
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pushing his little head
down into the water
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but it was a land turtle
and so in the end,
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you drowned it.
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What did that turtle ever do to you?
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(crashing, electric crackling)
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Nothing less in this God-forsaken
heat.
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- It wasn't a turtle.
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- What?
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- It was an ant farm, I
got it for my birthday.
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The ants were too slow so
I got bored and I took 'em
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out a few at a time and hit
'em with a plastic hammer.
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- You know what I like best about sin?
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It's so damn permanent.
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I'm going to play April Love 25 times.
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Then I'm going to pull out
the bones in your feet.
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(ominous violin, guitar tones)
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- I feel great, I feel
terrific, I feel what?
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- Pumped?
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- Sit down, slimeball.
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It's like what the old timers
are always talking about.
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I never knew what they
meant, it's incredible.
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I feel spit bubbles.
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That's what this guy let out when you
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took him down Rick, spit bubbles like
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when the pro tackle sacks the
quarterback.
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- [Rick] Well we had a fight
with a dirtbag, it was not sex.
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- Yeah?
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You're never gonna beat
what we had out there today.
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- I'm not going to change
my mind about the transfer.
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I want to see the world!
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- Officer Silardi, for you.
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- Thank you, any word on Harry?
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- Not a whisper.
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- He ain't been home,
hasn't called his Auto Club,
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didn't have lunch at the usual
hangouts
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and hasn't been to any other Division.
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- He's also not in the
hospital or the morgue.
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Come on Harry, come on.
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- Remember when Zimmerman
was missing two days in '84
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and everybody was convinced
it was foul play except me
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who had a feeling he was okay?
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- You have that same feeling again?
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- Nah.
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- We should be out looking but
where?
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Who do we interrogate?
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We don't have a single thing to go on.
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- You do too, you got a
name, Victor Buzzbomb.
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- Of the Moon Patrol?
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- Hey, I'll call the FBI.
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- No wait a minute, she has a point.
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The name has to mean something like
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a kiddies show or a breakfast cereal.
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- Okay, I'll call Buffalo Bob.
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- Why don't you call the Public
Library?
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J1 So if she
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J1 If she's the one
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J1 Don't let her run
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fl Away
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(laughs)
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- Boone Mania.
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- That's it.
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- Wait man, the band was
just getting into it.
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What do you say, 25 more times?
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- Are you sure?
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Postponing pain around
here only makes it worse.
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V\/hat's that?
- It's nothing, don't.
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- There is no reading
material allowed in Hell!
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This is a comic book.
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- Victor Buzzbomb.
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- Yes, of the Moon Patrol.
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The guy with the Neutrino
Beam and the double mohawk.
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- It's Issue 12, it's the hardest to find.
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- Right, the one where he gets
married.
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- I've been lookin' for
it since I was nine.
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- Ooh, nice bazooms on
the Ice Queen from Pluto.
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- What?
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No.
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(gunshots booming)
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- Comics are sinful.
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(laughs)
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- Maybe you're right, why
can't this be Hell huh?
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I mean so what if it looks
like prom night in a psycho
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ward and you're some pinhead
in a costume mom made.
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(laughs)
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I'm not enjoying myself,
why can't I be dead?
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(laughs)
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- You're trying to get
outta this, aren't you?
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- I didn't mean to hurt
the ants, I was a kid.
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I'm sorry.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, you're sorry.
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Everybody's sorry.
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You oughta hear the
excuses I get down here.
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"My pastor is too liberal.
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"My dog ate my catechism."
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You know what the worst excuse of all
is?
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"My parents did, my parents."
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What kind of a dirty,
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lonesome triple damn son of a bitch
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would blame his parents, Harold?
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Okay-
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Over again 25 more times.
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Then we Begin the Beguine.
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- I understand, really I do.
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Smart move.
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Task Force work will get you
ahead faster than anything.
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Hard to get into, you must've really
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impressed the Application Committee,
Rick.
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- Yeah well I've changed my mind.
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- What?
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- I'm turning down the assignment.
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Everything you said is true, we're a
team.
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- Rick--
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- Look, I'll have other
opportunities to move up.
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Right now I belong right here with
you.
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The best damn partner that a
jerk like me could ever have.
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- Let's go find some heads to bust.
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- We got our man.
- Hooperman?
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- Victor Buzzbomb of the Moon Patrol.
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- It's an underground comic book hero
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published in the '50s,
it only lasted 12 issues.
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- Maybe I should give this
detail to Roger Rabbit.
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- The comics are a collector's item
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and we figured he went to buy one.
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- We're puttin' together
a list of dealers,
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there's a slew of 'em.
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- He couldn't read Little
Lulu like the rest of us?
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- Excuse me, there's someone here
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I think you all want to meet.
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- I just wanted to know
if that nice young man
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with the comic book has
returned my purse yet?
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- So then the idea you see is to match
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physical abnormalities
with famous movie stars,
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like Mae West would be menopause,
get it?
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Men, no pause and Esther
Williams is hydrophobia.
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So then when you get five
abnormalities
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with their stars, then
you can advance to--
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(crashing)
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- They say it helps to think about
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something else while it's happening.
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A good suggestion is to pretend
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you're skinny dipping
with Jacques Cousteau.
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Let's take off your shoes.
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- Touch me and you'll die!
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I'm the Devil, that's right, me.
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Touch me and you'll burn in Hell.
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- You're not the Devil--
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- Look at me, I'm the guy who
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took your lunch money at school.
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I'm the one who called you fatso,
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lardo, piggy, tubby-
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- If you could only hear
how ridiculous you sound.
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- I made you buy all those comic
books,
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the one you had hidden
in your back closet.
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- No I didn't.
- And the dirty magazine.
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- You're not the Devil!
- And the turtle!
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Remember, remember the look on its
face
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when you kept pushing it
down under the water, huh?
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What a joke.
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- Stop it, shut up, shut up.
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- But the most fun was when
you burned down your own house.
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- If you're the Devil, then
get outta those chains.
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- I don't want to, I'm
having too much fun.
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I want you to think you're
safe when the truth is
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I could smash your wormy little
face any time I wanted to.
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I am the Devil and you're not!
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- Why don't we let fire decide?
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(flame hissing)
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Fire's the Devil's friend.
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(flame hissing)
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- Okay, ix de on the Devil bit
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but I got news for you, Chuck.
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It's not working for you either,
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you're gonna die in here with me.
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Oh God, your parents.
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Your parents were in that house.
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They died in the fire you started.
330
00:19:41,203 --> 00:19:44,182
- It was an accident.
- Okay, it was an accident.
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You didn't mean to hurt them.
332
00:19:45,808 --> 00:19:47,452
You were playing with
matches and the whole
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00:19:47,476 --> 00:19:49,655
thing was an accident but what about
me?
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00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:51,790
You believe in Hell, then
that means you gotta believe
335
00:19:51,814 --> 00:19:55,193
in Heaven too and you know
your parents are in Heaven
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and they've already forgiven you for
337
00:19:56,986 --> 00:19:59,865
the accident but they'll
never forgive this.
338
00:19:59,889 --> 00:20:02,768
This time you're gonna
go to Hell for sure.
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00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:05,966
Are you prepared to me the real
Devil?
340
00:20:07,863 --> 00:20:09,865
What's it gonna be, huh?
341
00:20:15,738 --> 00:20:17,449
- It's hers all right,
342
00:20:17,473 --> 00:20:21,386
I figure Harry chased the guy in here.
343
00:20:21,410 --> 00:20:23,522
- But where is he now?
344
00:20:23,546 --> 00:20:26,124
(sniffing)
345
00:20:26,148 --> 00:20:27,492
What's wrong?
346
00:20:27,516 --> 00:20:30,224
- Do you smell something burning?
347
00:20:31,988 --> 00:20:34,800
- Call the Fire Department.
348
00:20:34,824 --> 00:20:36,468
- You can't go down there.
349
00:20:36,492 --> 00:20:38,529
- I think I see somebody.
350
00:20:41,063 --> 00:20:41,871
Harry?
351
00:20:43,199 --> 00:20:46,408
- Jeez, how deep does that basement
go?
352
00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:52,184
- I still can't get over it
Rick, you changing your mind
353
00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:53,986
and all I got you for an anniversary
354
00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:56,822
present was a crummy pair of gloves.
355
00:20:56,846 --> 00:20:59,257
- Hey I heard they
found Harry, is he okay?
356
00:20:59,281 --> 00:21:01,760
- He's on his way in.
357
00:21:01,784 --> 00:21:04,663
Something very strange is going on.
358
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- I love you, Rick.
359
00:21:08,758 --> 00:21:12,004
I mean that in a professional,
out-on-the-street,
360
00:21:12,028 --> 00:21:16,074
you-and-me-against-everybody
sort of way, we're a team.
361
00:21:16,098 --> 00:21:18,076
- Officer Silardi, I'm sorry about that
362
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,612
snafu downtown but we
need you here anyway.
363
00:21:20,636 --> 00:21:21,444
- What?
364
00:21:22,772 --> 00:21:25,250
- Do I understand that
you didn't tell your
365
00:21:25,274 --> 00:21:29,245
partner that the Bureau
assignment fell through?
366
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:34,292
Have a wonderful rest of your life.
367
00:21:34,316 --> 00:21:35,927
- Oh wait, wait, wait, wait.
368
00:21:35,951 --> 00:21:37,362
I know it was the wrong thing to do
369
00:21:37,386 --> 00:21:38,897
but I wanted you to take me back.
370
00:21:38,921 --> 00:21:41,066
I wanted us to be the way we
were even if I had to lie--
371
00:21:41,090 --> 00:21:43,869
- Rick, if I didn't love
you so much I would wish
372
00:21:43,893 --> 00:21:47,966
that an elephant would stomp
your guts to rancid gravy!
373
00:21:49,832 --> 00:21:54,413
- You're lucky she's
sentimental, she'll get over it.
374
00:21:54,437 --> 00:21:56,214
- Little late for
Halloween, isn't it Harry?
375
00:21:56,238 --> 00:21:57,382
- [Officer] V\/hat's the charge,
376
00:21:57,406 --> 00:21:58,650
impersonating a Satanic being?
377
00:21:58,674 --> 00:22:02,254
- Where you been Harry, Hell and
back?
378
00:22:02,278 --> 00:22:03,256
- Hooperman,
379
00:22:04,113 --> 00:22:05,557
are you okay?
380
00:22:05,581 --> 00:22:07,225
- Yeah I think so.
381
00:22:07,249 --> 00:22:09,995
- Good, then where the hell have you
been?
382
00:22:10,019 --> 00:22:11,329
I haven't got enough trouble,
383
00:22:11,353 --> 00:22:13,899
I have to have cops out
looking for other cops?
384
00:22:13,923 --> 00:22:16,802
- Captain Stern, the Devil himself.
385
00:22:21,664 --> 00:22:24,276
- Remember in the second grade
when you
386
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:28,305
showed your underpants to
the kid down the block?
387
00:22:30,039 --> 00:22:31,780
- I couldn't help it.
388
00:22:33,342 --> 00:22:34,412
It was windy.
389
00:22:36,278 --> 00:22:40,021
(relaxed jazzy trumpet music)
390
00:22:45,621 --> 00:22:46,361
- Lettuce.
391
00:22:49,158 --> 00:22:49,966
Pepperoni
392
00:22:52,394 --> 00:22:54,032
and half a milk dud.
393
00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,878
Salad,
394
00:22:59,902 --> 00:23:00,710
entree,
395
00:23:01,704 --> 00:23:03,048
dessert.
396
00:23:03,072 --> 00:23:04,176
Bon appetite.
397
00:23:05,241 --> 00:23:09,053
(relaxed jazzy trumpet music)
398
00:23:49,251 --> 00:23:52,721
(dramatic trumpet jingle)
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