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- All units, Embarcadero
armed robbery suspect
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is still in a truck and is
proceeding north on Montgomery.
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Vehicle is property of
M&H Frozen Shrimp.
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Gee, all he's have to do
is hit a lettuce truck
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and he'd have a wonderful salad!
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- Hmm.
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- Well, you're in a mood today.
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- Silardi, I love the new look,
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what the well-dressed stevedor will
wear.
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It's rough, yet it says,
take me, it's springtime.
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You better find a razor real quick
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before Captain Stern sees ya.
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(police chatter and phone ringing)
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- When did you start smoking?
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- I was about fifteen.
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- \/\/hen'd you start lookin' this good?
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- Nice of you to join us Silardi,
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shouldn't you be in uniform?
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And get a shave, this is
San Francisco, not Miami.
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- Mornin' rick.
- Hey, Rick.
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- I'm Bobby.
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- Well that's fine with us,
although I should remind you
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yesterday you were Rick.
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- Hey Bobby!
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- Hey!
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- Rick!
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(laughing)
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(upbeat music with saxophone)
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- My brother, Bobby?
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MVP of Bayonne Police Department.
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He and my dad filled
up a whole cell block
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at Rahway State Prison.
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- He worships me.
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- He thinks he's my older brother
because
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he was born five minutes ahead of
me.
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- So Bobby, you on vacation here?
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- I gotta pick up a prisoner
on a fugitive warrant.
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It's great, they fly me out
here, stewardesses were awesome.
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Great food, free hotel, I'm lovin' it.
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- Rick?
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- Yes.
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Oh, Bobby, my partner, Maureen
DeMott.
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- Call me Mo.
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- Yeah, we're old friends.
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- Uh, nice meetin' ya Bobby.
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Listen, if there's
anything we can do to help,
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you know, grease the bureaucratic
wheels, don't hesitate.
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- Thanks.
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- [Hooperman] See you guys.
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- Uh, guys, I need your input about
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Hooperman's surprise party tomorrow
night,
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and I want you to consider this
carefully
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before forming your opinion,
it's about Captain Stern.
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- No.
- No.
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- Uh-huh.
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Think I'm starting to detect a trend.
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Uh, will you be joining us?
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- What a great idea!
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- Oh, uh, I don't know if
I'm still gonna be in town,
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you got a phone I can use?
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- [Rick] On my desk.
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- Well?
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- Well what?
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- You know.
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Just how identical are you guys?
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- He's straight.
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- This is a two part question.
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- And single.
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- Thank you!
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- All right, I'll hold.
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So.
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- So?
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- So it's good to see me, right?
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- (laughs) You look great.
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- Don't I though?
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I got the looks!
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And you?
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Did we ever figure out what you got?
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(laughs) I don't think so.
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Hey, I brought you a present.
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I got a little hungry
waiting for my luggage.
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- (sniffs) Just like home.
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- All right, do me a
favor, tell the captain
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he can reach me at the hotel.
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All right, catch you later.
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- What do you mean hotel?
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You stay at my place!
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- Come on, I'm not gonna
pass up a free hotel!
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Are you kidding me?
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Room service, porno movies, you
guys got
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those beds out here with the
little magic fingers in 'em?
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- Yeah, there's no stopping
a genius idea like that.
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- Good.
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I'll call ya later, we'll
have dinner, and we'll talk.
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- About what?
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- I don't know, about
nothing, like old times.
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See ya later.
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(knocking)
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- It is I, Hooperman,
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the bearer of Chinese
food and American lust.
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- Hooperman!
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What if my mother had been in there?
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- What are we doing?
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Get out of here--
- Shh!
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- Oh, God, it's Trevor, quick!
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Quick!
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- [Hooperman] Good evening, Trevor.
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- Good evening.
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- How's your mother, Trevor?
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- Mother?
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Fine, she's fine.
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- I haven't seen her this week,
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is she all right?
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- Of course, why wouldn't she be?
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Well I'm kind of in a hurry.
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Nice to see you both.
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- Listen to me, last
week, he and his mother
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had this horrible argument,
other people heard it too,
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but nobody has seen or heard
from the old lady since!
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Are you listening to me?
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- I heard ya, you think Trevor
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has chopped dear old mom into 47
pieces,
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you want me to get involved.
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No.
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- Something is wrong!
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She picks up her mail
every morning religiously,
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but I have not seen her in a week!
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- Sounds like writers
imagination gone haywire, to me.
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- I think Trevor is acting very weird.
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- It's part of the Bill of
Rights, the pursuit of weirdness.
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Speaking of weirdness, I haven't seen
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your mother in a few days.
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- She's still at the hotel,
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she's called here a few times.
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- To sing my praises no doubt.
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- (laughs) Right.
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I'm sure she'll find us if she wants to.
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- Well not if, if Trevor
finds her first and,
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well, now don't be afraid,
I, I won't hurt you,
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I just want to feed you.
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- Stop.
- No, just, let me put some
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protein down by your uvula.
- (laughs) Stop it!
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- It's like every nut ball
in American migrated here.
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I never seen so many fruits in my life,
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and they, they walk around
like they own the place.
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- Hey Bobby, you're outta line.
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- I'm sorry.
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It's just that, you know,
when I get a-talkin' to you,
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like guys, I forget.
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_lamaQUY!
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Just like you.
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- Come on, you're not just like me.
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I'm the normal one, remember?
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I like girls.
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But if I was like you, I
wouldn't be proud of it,
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and I wouldn't be blabbing
it all over the place.
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You know what you did to Mom and
Dad?
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You broke their hearts.
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- I can't deny what I am, not
for them, and not for you.
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1 .
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All you care about is yourself!
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What about what I go through, huh?
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All the time people makin'
jokes about my brother the homo.
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You know, the guys at the station
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have a real unique list
of words for your kind.
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- I've heard 'em all.
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- Rick, you need help.
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A shrink.
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- Bobby, this is not a disease!
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It's a choice!
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I don't go to bed at night praying
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that I'll wake up straight!
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I like being gay!
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- Shut up.
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- I like being gay!
- Shut up!
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- Don't you ever try that again.
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You go pick up your prisoner
and get the hell outta my life.
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- You shoulda stayed in the closet.
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Hey' how you dam"?
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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- Sure.
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- Not here, let's uh, let's go in there.
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- Woah!
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- What's the matter, something
wrong?
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- No, that was, that was
a surprise, but terrific!
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- Good.
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You and I have got to get together.
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- Uh, I'm free tonight.
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- What about right now?
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- Right now?
- Right now.
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- Meaning right here?
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- Right here.
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- Forget it!
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- Why?
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- I thought you meant a date!
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- We can do that too, later.
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Come on, I like you, you like
me, it'd be fun, different.
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Sexy.
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Come on, I'll lock the door.
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- Good idea.
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You don't wanna get
caught making love alone.
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- [Bobby] I really
appreciate your help on this.
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- No problem, I know everybody down
here,
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and easy to get 'em to
speed up the paperwork
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when you know all the tricks.
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You'll have your prisoner
in a couple of hours,
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then you can jump on a plane.
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- Great.
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I'm gonna grab one of these
candy bars, you want one?
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- No, just wait here,
I'll get things rolling.
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All right.
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- Ahh, bureaucracy, isn't it wonderful?
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Peace.
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- Hello.
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- How you dam"?
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- You're lookin' great.
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- What?
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- I like the new look. (laughs)
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Listen, what happened?
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I thought we made a
connection that weekend
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at Big Sur, you never called.
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- Hey, look.
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- Do you have time for lunch?
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- Hey!
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Hey!
- What are you--
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(thudding)
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(yelling)
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Get off me!
(yelling)
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Get off!
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- Are you outta your mind?
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- You're a cop, right?
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- Yeah.
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- I want this man arrested.
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- Arrest me?
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You tried to hit on me!
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This guy's a queen!
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- He's a deputy district attorney.
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(somber instrumental music)
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- The guy thought Bobby was you.
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He's gonna press charges,
so we had to book 'em.
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- Stupid hothead.
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- There might be a way to clear
this up, it's a long shot--
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- Why should we?
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It's assault and battery,
plain and simple.
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Bobby deserves to be in lockup.
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Tough kid from Jersey.
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He was always like that,
street mentality all the way.
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- So I take it you're
not gonna get involved.
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- This is between Bobby and
the California Penal Code.
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- Don't you even wanna
hear my idea on this?
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- Harry, do me a favor.
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Do yourself a favor, stay out of it.
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(knocking)
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- (sighs) It's that time of the month.
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- Thank you, Javi.
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Oh, what a great pin!
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- Fabulous, isn't it?
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I bought it from Doctor Strange,
upstairs.
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- Trevor Johnson?
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- Yeah.
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He's selling off his mother's jewelry.
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You should go up there, he's
got some great earrings.
263
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:16,643
They were too big for my face,
264
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,478
but they'd look stunning on you.
265
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:22,014
- When you were up there,
did you see Mrs. Johnson?
266
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:22,777
- No.
267
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,651
- Didn't that strike you as odd?
268
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:27,720
- Did you ever take a
good look at Mrs. Johnson?
269
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,988
Struck me as considerate.
270
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,091
Please don't cash that
'til the end of the week.
271
00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:32,925
'Ta.
272
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:33,722
_ 'Ta.
273
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:59,242
(eerie instrumental music)
274
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:33,910
(scary instrumental music)
275
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,963
(screaming)
276
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:47,024
- You should learn to lock your door.
277
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,404
I'm sorry I didn't call, I
wasn't planning on coming over.
278
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:52,972
- Mother, this is not a good time
279
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:55,407
for an in depth discussion,
I'm on my way out.
280
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:58,144
- Susan listen to me for a moment,
281
00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,912
please, it's killing me that you have to
282
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,480
go through all of this alone.
283
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,282
- I am not going through this alone,
284
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,118
I'm going through this with
Hooperman.
285
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,688
- Susan you have some very
difficult decisions to make,
286
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:11,323
you can't think clearly
in this environment.
287
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,491
You need some distance.
288
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,860
You need to come home.
289
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,595
- Oh, here we go again.
290
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,264
You playing the concerned, tolerant
parent
291
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,832
on her traditional rescue mission,
292
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,600
and I'm supposed to be playing
293
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,770
the irresponsible,
flighty, artistic daughter.
294
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,305
Well I'm tired of that old tape.
295
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,542
- And to which analyst do we
owe this particular insight?
296
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,710
Doctor Williams or Doctor Harris?
297
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,779
- You can't press that button anymore.
298
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,548
I've grown up, I can balance a
checkbook,
299
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,783
I can even fix my own water heater.
300
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:41,454
I can fall in love, and
I can raise a child.
301
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,190
- Don't make a bad
decision just to spite me.
302
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:47,059
- You were never a part of this
decision.
303
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,228
- Oh Susan, Susan you're
very emotional right now,
304
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:50,295
you're under a lot of stress.
305
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:53,299
Not unusual in the first
few months of pregnancy.
306
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,733
_ stop, just stop.
307
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:58,137
- You can't see the whole
picture, the future, I can!
308
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,506
It's not too late to reconsider!
309
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,675
You're only in your second month.
310
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,644
- Some day you're gonna wanna get
311
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,713
your hands on your grandchild.
312
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,148
Well you're gonna have to go through
me,
313
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,850
you're going to have to
deal with me as an adult.
314
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,988
If you can't do that, I am
prepared to never see you again.
315
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,322
- You are going to regret this little
316
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,892
adventure with your policeman.
317
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,693
You know who he is?
318
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,995
He's your father.
319
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:27,125
I thought I could step out of
my class too, it didn't work.
320
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:31,603
- I think you're the one
who needs to go home.
321
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,572
- It's the birthday boy!
322
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,909
Hello, Amanda.
323
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:38,706
- Hello.
324
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:44,544
Goodbye, Susan.
325
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,249
- I'm growin' on her.
326
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,429
- No, no, no, no, no, it's great,
327
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,730
I just, I don't know, I kinda thought,
328
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,732
we'd go down to the wharf, you know,
329
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,233
maybe have some lobster.
330
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,102
- Things have changed, Hooperman,
331
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:06,138
the era of fiscal
irresponsibility is over.
332
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,707
- Why, you got a little CPA in here?
333
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:08,541
- Surprise!
- Surprise!
334
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,576
- Surprise!
- Happy Birthday!
335
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,610
- Happy birthday!
- Were you surprised?
336
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,045
- Hey!
337
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,246
Mo!
338
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,715
You guys, hey!
' I 90f you a present!
339
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,383
Rick, how ya doin'?
- Were you surprised?
340
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,218
- I had a feeling, I got--
341
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:20,953
You do not have a poker face,
Bushkin.
342
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:23,183
(laughing)
343
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:25,224
You guys are the best.
344
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,259
The best what, I don't
know, but you are the best.
345
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,495
- Hooperman, you don't look a day
over 55.
346
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,663
- Be gentle with me, Bobo,
I'm the birthday boy.
347
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:32,798
(laughing)
- How old are you really?
348
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:33,800
- [Hooperman] It's in the archives.
349
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,636
- [Bushkin] I'm looking it up.
350
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,070
- You need a refill.
351
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:38,866
- Thanks.
352
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:42,341
- Today was a bummer, huh?
353
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,842
- It's all right, I'll get over it.
354
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,345
- Bobby was such a jerk,
there's no gettin' around that,
355
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,973
but he's facing assault charges.
356
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,286
A conviction would mean
the end of his career.
357
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:57,123
I mean, he made a mistake, a bad
one, but
358
00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:01,026
do you really think he should
lose his badge over it?
359
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,661
Why don't you call your friend?
360
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,797
Maybe he'll drop the charges.
361
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,498
- I don't know, Harry, my friend's not
362
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,127
real sympathetic to gay bashers.
363
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,004
- I understand.
364
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:15,307
It just seems to me that it'd be worth
it.
365
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:19,278
Your family would really appreciate it.
366
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:22,737
And I think it's what you really wanna
do.
367
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:25,979
- You're right.
368
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,322
Well it may take some
time, I don't know if
369
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,723
I'll be able to stay for your party.
370
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,458
- That's cool, we're covered.
371
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,492
- All right.
372
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,628
Happy birthday, and thanks.
373
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:36,424
- Sure.
374
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,165
(sighs)
375
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,466
(upbeat instrumental music)
376
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,234
- Captain.
- Silardi.
377
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,738
(upbeat instrumental music)
378
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,740
Happy birthday, Hooperman.
379
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,808
A double bourbon and a water back.
380
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:50,643
- [Bartender] Comin' up.
381
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,044
- Don't ever get married.
382
00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:55,981
I just came from a session
with two divorced Iaywers, God.
383
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,817
- Captain, a pen!
384
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,252
Stern Security Systems.
385
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,154
- It writes in three colors.
386
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:03,588
- Wow, look at that.
387
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,190
- Wow.
- So where's that drink?
388
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,659
- Where was I?
389
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,926
- Vietnam.
390
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:10,696
- Oh yeah, I was attached to the CIA
391
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,731
Counterinsurgency Unit in Danang.
392
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,267
Then in 1970--
- That war
393
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,270
was a horrible crime.
394
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,999
- In 1970 I deserted.
395
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,842
- How does it feel to be a year older?
396
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,511
(sighs)
397
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:30,011
- You know a year ago, it
was all zippity-doo-dah time,
398
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,351
no responsibilities, except for my job,
399
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,787
and now, I own a building with
plumbing
400
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,923
that sounds like hippos in heat,
401
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,693
I have a dog with the
personality of Qaddafi,
402
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:44,220
and a year from now,
I'm gonna be a father.
403
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:49,535
I mean, talk about the
long and winding road.
404
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,537
(sighs) How did it all happen?
405
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,539
- I know how the last part happened.
406
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,274
- I didn't plan any of it.
407
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,875
You know what it proves?
408
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,445
That you can go through your whole
life,
409
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:03,148
every day, without planning anything,
410
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,451
and stuff still happens to you.
411
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,986
Fl Happy birthday to you
412
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:08,821
Don't sing!
413
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:09,721
Are they singing to me?
- Yes.
414
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:13,892
A1 Happ LYNN"
y “Why to You
415
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:17,852
fl Happy birthday dear Hooperman
416
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,072
- He's not going to press any charges.
417
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:35,981
(sighs)
418
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:36,778
- Thanks.
419
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:42,087
I guess I really embarrassed you.
420
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,290
It's just, when that guy came up to
me,
421
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,192
and touched me, it just kicked me into
422
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,261
everything that I'm angry about.
423
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:52,197
But I know when it's my problem,
424
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:54,326
I'm sorry I made it yours.
425
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,070
- Forget it.
426
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,174
- You know, we all miss you back
home.
427
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:06,378
I miss you, I miss hanging
outwith you like we used to.
428
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,813
- I miss you, too.
429
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:09,577
_ Gmere.
430
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,856
Now, what's keepin' you here, huh?
431
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,024
Come home with me.
432
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,060
- I've made my life here.
433
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,995
- You got a lot of friends back home.
434
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,297
And you're not gonna be
the only gay guy in Jersey.
435
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:26,965
What about Norman Gambino?
436
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,067
- From little league?
437
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,735
I used to beat him up all the time.
438
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,204
- Everybody did, it was a long time
ago!
439
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:34,339
You guys might hit it off now.
440
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,974
- Bobby, just because somebody is
93V
441
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:39,178
doesn't mean I'm going
to be attracted to them.
442
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,546
- Yeah, yeah, you're right.
443
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:44,016
(laughs) Geez, I sound like Mom.
444
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,085
- (laughs) She still trying to fix you up?
445
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:51,216
- Yeah, she's desperate
to get me outta the house.
446
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:06,071
- So, will that about do it?
447
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,374
- Are you asking if that'll do it,
448
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,509
or are you telling me that'll do it?
449
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:11,776
(laughs)
450
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:14,079
- I'm uh, recommending it.
451
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,809
Can I call you a cab?
452
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,585
- I'm not a helpless woman, young
man.
453
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:23,488
If I wanted to walk home,
I could, confidently.
454
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:28,560
And if I needed a cop, I could call...
455
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,357
Me.
456
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:31,993
- Okay-
457
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:35,830
- Men.
458
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,071
Who needs them?
459
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,539
Not Celeste Stern.
460
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,671
Not Captain Celeste.
461
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,904
- [Man] Ahem.
462
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,078
(clears throat)
463
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:56,580
- Hello, love.
464
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:01,560
- Susan.
465
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,727
- First, the violent argument,
466
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:04,830
then nobody sees Mrs.
Johnson for eight days,
467
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,798
then Trevor starts
selling off herjewelry.
468
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,467
I think we should go in and check!
469
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:09,601
- That's breaking and entering.
470
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,436
- No it's not!
471
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,172
I have a key, and you
are a police officer.
472
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,174
- Illegal search! No warrant.
473
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,442
- You don't need a warrant
to search your own building.
474
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,277
- No.
475
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,646
I'll talk to Trevor tomorrow.
476
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:21,613
- Until I know for sure,
477
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,817
I can't get my mind on anything else.
478
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:27,787
(suspenseful music)
479
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,934
(knocking)
480
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,904
(suspenseful music)
481
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:49,174
(Scary music)
482
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,149
- Mrs. Johnson.
483
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,285
(screaming)
484
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:01,082
- Mother!
485
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,123
- My God, Trevor!
486
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,251
What have you done to her?
487
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:08,961
- I've done nothing.
488
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,797
Mother's had a face lift.
489
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:13,165
- Oh.
490
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,232
Wh-- Why?
491
00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:17,569
- Because she's cavorting
with a younger man.
492
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:21,173
She made me sell her
jewelry to pay for it.
493
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:25,076
- Ah, uh, Susan I think we'd better go,
494
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,079
we have to wipe some egg off your
face.
495
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,815
- I am so-- Anybody could have made
the
496
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:30,649
same mistake--
- Say goodnight, Susan.
497
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:31,483
- Goodnight.
498
00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:33,751
- Mrs. Johnson, sorry
to have troubled you.
499
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:36,221
Good luck with your cavorting.
500
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:43,725
(slow jazz music)
501
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:58,176
(shower knobs creaking and water
running)
502
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,976
(slow jazz music)
503
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,024
- Oh my God.
504
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:18,857
J1 Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the
waves
505
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:23,562
(gentle instrumental music)
506
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:30,341
(jazz music)
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