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(police siren)
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- [Man On Radio] This is Pritzger.
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I'm holding at Columbus and Main.
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How about you Silardi?
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- [Silardi] Set here.
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- [Pritzger] How are we Hooperman?
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- We're on it!
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He's going right on Geneva.
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Whoa, make that left!
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(tires squeal)
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Guy's got a great car.
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He's got a great car,
doesn't mean he's a good guy.
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(tires squeal)
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Silardi, he's coming your way!
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Cut him off!
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- [Silardi] You got it!
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(tires squeal)
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- Get your hands on the wheel!
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Freeze there!
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Get your hands on your head!
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Get out of the car.
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Slowly!
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_ Hey, hey!
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Take it easy, this is a classic here.
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What do we got here, '65?
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- '65, yeah.
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- Beautiful.
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Really, really a beauty.
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- Thanks.
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- Well, well.
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What do we have here?
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A little marching powder, family size.
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- Come on, I'll read you
your rights inside the car.
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- Let's go.
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- Yeah, I'll be right with you.
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(car door closes)
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- Check it out.
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(horn honks)
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- Hey, Hooperman, wanna give
me a lift to Dead Man's Curve?
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(upbeat music with saxophone)
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- [Harry] I wish you could have seen
her.
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This baby was practically a virgin,
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with a body we shall not
see the likes of again.
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Not a chip in the paint.
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Not a crack in the leather.
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And what does this creep do?
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He risks her life trying
to outrun the cops.
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Protein, Japanese style.
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- Oh, that looks great.
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- So, you said you had some good
news.
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- Yes, but first, let me ask.
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Are we done with the saga
of the bitchin' Vette?
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- I'm sorry, it's just
that it was an amazing car.
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Okay, I'll shut up now.
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- I sold an article to the Chronicle
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for the Sunday Supplement.
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Actually, it's just an
idea for an article,
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but they gave me an advance.
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- That's terrific!
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Congratulations!
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What's it about?
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- It's about women
involved with policemen.
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- Where ever did you come
up with an idea like that?
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- I want to capture their voice.
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What attracts them?
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More importantly, how do they cope?
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' Sex!
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They have sex constantly.
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It has a very calming effect.
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- I need someone to
introduce me to these women
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so I can interview them.
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(laughs)
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(background chatter)
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- Hey, Hooperman.
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Just got the analysis on that blow in
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Jerry Lusk's tennis bags.
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Serious rot, almost pure.
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- Guy's buying wholesale.
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Probably from a major connection.
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I bet if we work him right,
he'll roll over on them.
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- Forget about it, he just got bailed.
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Take a look.
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- Oh, he's smart.
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He's got the best, Scott
Capace is the best.
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- Well, we'll never see him again.
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- Any unit vicinity of Geary
and Rivera respond to um...
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I've got a report here of
a guy relieving himself
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on one of those bank insta-tellers.
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What would you call that?
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- Liquidating your assets.
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- [Betty] Ho, ho, ho, anyway
Geary and Rivera, um...
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Suspicious person, I guess.
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Proceed to First Oriental Bank.
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- Bushkin, in my office!
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- Captain, I just want to say,
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before we get started,
that I've been having
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a lot of personal problems, lately,
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and I've just been really under
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a tremendous amount of stress,
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and I know it's effecting my work,
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and I've been meaning to come in
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and have one of those employer,
employee
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conferences about it, but you've been
busy
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and I just want to assure
you that no matter what
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it is, it will never happen again.
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- Bushkin, relax.
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Since neither of us knows
what you're talking about,
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let's forget it.
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- Sure, forgotten.
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- Bushkin!
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This is for you.
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- Thank you.
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- Oh, this is a complete make over
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from The House of Fernando.
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He's fabulous.
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- Yeah, I bid on it at
one of those PBS auctions.
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I'm never gonna use it,
so I'm giving it to you.
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- Captain, I can't accept this.
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Oh, thank you, it's a lovely thought,
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but no, I couldn't, especially since
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you're the one who should
have this make over.
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- What?
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- No, I mean, you bid on it,
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it's your money and I think it's good
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to do something like this
for yourself once in a while.
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- Well, I didn't really want it.
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It was just an impulse.
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- Don't ignore your impulses.
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If everybody ignored their impulses,
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man would never have set foot on the
moon.
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This could be your subconscious' way
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of telling you, you need to look better.
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I mean, different.
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It's time I should go
back to the console now.
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- It's not just for any news paper.
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It's for The Chronicle,
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and my friend is a very
well respected writer.
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I know I respect her a lot.
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No!
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No last names.
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I think they'll just use
your initials or something.
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Okay?
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That's good.
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Yeah, just meet her and see what
happens.
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Alright?
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Yeah, thanks a lot, bye.
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- Inspector Hooperman,
may I see you a moment?
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- What the hell does he want?
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- Who knows, but afterwards
I'd wash my hands
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and spray my desk.
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- Hooperman, it's been a while.
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- Yeah, well it's been a slow
season in drug enforcement.
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- I'm here with Mr Lusk.
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- Oh yeah, the guy who
carries around four ounces
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of cocaine for his own personal use,
yeah.
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And to think, we tried to
bust him for being a dealer.
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I don't know what came over us.
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Go figure cops.
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- You're just doing your job.
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I'm doing mine.
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Listen, my client mentioned you
expressed
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quite an interest in his Stingray.
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It's a beauty, isn't it.
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- Yeah.
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- Well, the next few weeks should be,
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let's say, capital
intensive for my client.
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He's going to have to sell
off quite a bit of his estate,
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mostly to defray the cost of my
services,
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so there are some genuine
bargains available.
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- Meaning?
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- Meaning, if you want the car,
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it's yours for $5,000.
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- You're kidding, that's dirt cheap.
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- Give me a call.
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- Talk me out of this!
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- Don't buy the car.
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- It's an incredible piece of design,
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gorgeous, rare, sexy.
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You know, I could have
an affair with that car.
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- Stick to your own species.
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- Okay, alright, look.
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There are pros and cons.
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What are the cons?
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- I got a bad feeling about it.
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- I'm sorry, our judges have ruled that
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unacceptable, to vague.
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- You're buying it from a felon.
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- You walk on any used car lot,
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the guy selling it to
you is probably a felon.
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- Don't buy the car.
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- Clarence, I've loved
that car since I was 13.
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I would spend all my
allowance on the model kits.
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My doodles in class were all
Stingrays.
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And, I'm never gonna get
a chance like this again.
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From a collector, that baby would be
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between 15 and 20 grand.
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Look, I'm heavy on the pros.
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Give me some more cons.
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I'm starting to crack.
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- You cannot afford it.
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- Good, real good.
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See, that's the kind of
thing I need to hear.
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Don't buy the car.
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- Thank you.
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So, you have dated a lot of cops.
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Do you date them exclusively?
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- Pretty much, since I was 19.
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(laughs)
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I just like them.
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I mean they're big, and their strong,
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and their sexy, great bodies.
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Cops keep themselves in great
shape.
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And, they're dangerous.
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You know what I mean?
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They're in a dangerous business,
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but there's danger kind of
on the inside of them too.
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I prefer the guys in uniform.
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- Why is that?
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- Well, they seem to be cuter.
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They're younger.
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Maybe it's because you can see the
gun.
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- Would you marry one?
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- Yeah.
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Cops make good money.
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They don't make good husbands,
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a lot of them cheat and stuff,
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but I know that going in, so...
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I'm going with one now, he's nice.
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I still see this other guy, now and then,
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a highway patrolman, but
their paths don't cross,
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so it's cool.
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You gotta back yourself up in this
game.
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- And a car like that just
goes up and up in value.
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I could make a profit the day I buy it.
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- Mm hm.
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- Is that my TRW?
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How's my credit?
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- There are a couple of
late payments on your Visa.
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Oh, and I see you kept us waiting,
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several times in '77.
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- But, I made a mega payment in '78.
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I wouldn't stiff my own
credit union, no way.
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- On a loan this size,
we're going to need to
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secure it with something substantial.
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What kind of collateral
can we expect here.
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- I have a pretty elaborate and
very valuable stereo system.
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- No.
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- My record collection, classic jazz,
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that ought to be worth,
in the neighborhood of...
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- No.
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- I own an apartment house.
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- Fine.
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- Pretty sharp, huh?
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You still think it's a bad idea?
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Cop buying a car from
a guy like Jerry Lusk.
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- I said my piece.
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- Everybody else thinks that too, huh?
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- I wouldn't know.
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I'm hungry, let's get something to go.
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- I really don't want
anybody eating in the car.
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- Okay, we'll pick it up
and eat it at the station.
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- Yeah, but sometimes
all the grease and stuff
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leaks out of the bag and
gets all over everything.
264
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- I'll order a lead container.
265
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,153
(suspenseful music)
266
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,746
- El central!
267
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:54,813
Yes.
268
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:55,948
Okay-
269
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:56,950
Gotcha.
270
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,284
- Driving gloves?
271
00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:00,685
You've gotten to hip to live.
272
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,091
- [Woman] Juvenile wants
to make a statement...
273
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,459
- Just couldn't stay away, huh?
274
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,928
- Some of our boys busted a
party about four this morning.
275
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,730
Mr Lusk was in attendance
and holding two grams.
276
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,498
- How considerate.
277
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:15,234
I like that in a dealer.
278
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,236
- Okay, that's your call, let's go.
279
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,738
- Call my lawyer, I get a machine.
280
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,673
You know where that bastard is?
281
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:24,143
He's river rafting for the weekend.
282
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:25,978
River rafting!
283
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,747
- Well, we got plenty of room.
284
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,515
We can put you up for a couple of
days.
285
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:30,749
- Hey, listen, as long as Jerry's gonna
be
286
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,118
our guest for a while, why don't we put
287
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,919
him through the Spanish Inquisition?
288
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,821
- I don't think you'll
get much out of him.
289
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,324
- Let's go for it, I need to practice.
290
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,587
- River rafting!
291
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:44,196
- I started back smoking
during the divorce.
292
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,831
The day I filed, actually.
293
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,767
- How long have you been divorced?
294
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,598
- A year.
295
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,203
It seems so strange.
296
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,539
It's like Johnny's still there.
297
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,507
I mean he was rarely home.
298
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,042
He had his work,
299
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,545
and it's more than just work for cops.
300
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,780
The job becomes their whole life.
301
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,816
I don't think they even know it.
302
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,317
- Did you try counselling?
303
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:08,020
- For a while, it didn't work.
304
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:11,124
Johnny didn't believe in it.
305
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,752
For 17 years I was a cop's wife.
306
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:18,030
All we did was go to cop barbecues,
307
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,295
cop weddings, cop softball.
308
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,868
I'm 35 years old,
309
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,765
and I've raised two kids.
310
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,938
I should be thinking about
311
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,474
some kind of future.
312
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:44,384
Do you want to know what
the joke of this is?
313
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,792
I can't even leave the house,
314
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:52,865
because I don't know how
to be with real people.
315
00:13:56,502 --> 00:14:00,005
I guess I'm gonna have to
find myself another cop.
316
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:00,840
- Okay-
317
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,674
- Good game.
318
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,508
- See ya next week, fellas.
319
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,343
- Come on B“.
320
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,678
- Man, I'm getting to old for this.
321
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,512
- I know what you mean.
322
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,846
Listen, you can still take me to
323
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,248
Donna's Garage before they close?
324
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,215
Give me a lift home?
325
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,016
- Yeah, sure.
326
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,785
- Yeah, I gotta get this oil change.
327
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,086
- I thought you just had an oil change.
328
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,022
- No, I had the car detailed.
329
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,590
- Oh, detailed.
330
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,024
Oh, well I just get my car waxed.
331
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,293
- Yeah, well wax jobs
are for regular cars.
332
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,795
Thoroughbreds get detailed.
333
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,530
- Oh, is that your way
of insulting my car?
334
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,698
Saying, look, it's a regular car.
335
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,267
Yeah, well I got a sunroof.
336
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,134
- Hey!
337
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:29,969
What's this?
338
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,136
- Hey! Hey!
- Hey!
339
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,071
- Come here!
340
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,906
(Bijoux barks)
341
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,908
(tires squeal)
342
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,535
- Get their licence!
343
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:39,875
- Stop that car!
344
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,785
- Doesn't look like they took anything.
345
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:47,548
- Yeah.
346
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,488
How do your wheels look?
347
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,285
Okay-
348
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,435
- Don't touch the door.
349
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,636
Don't!
350
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,104
...touch the door.
351
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,313
- When they take off their helmet,
352
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,847
is that good news or bad news?
353
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:16,682
- I don't know.
354
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:17,482
- I can't believe this.
355
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:19,084
I got a bomb under the car!
356
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,820
A life experience I
could have done without.
357
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,855
- They were probably after Jerry Lusk.
358
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,656
If they'd blown you up, it would
have been nothing personal.
359
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:25,791
- You know, you had a bad feeling
360
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:26,626
about this all along.
361
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,927
I should have listened.
362
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,428
- That's some piece of
work you got under there.
363
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,696
I can't figure it out.
364
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,597
Who ever planted that
thing is way ahead of us.
365
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,465
- What does that mean?
366
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,800
- It means we're gonna have
to blow her right here.
367
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:35,668
- Wait a minute!
368
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:36,468
Wait, wait!
369
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,336
I want to second opinion.
370
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,270
- Who is this guy?
371
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,305
Alright, get those shield up!
372
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:40,506
We're gonna make some noise!
373
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:41,273
- No, come on.
374
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,141
There's gotta be another way.
375
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:42,941
- Can't disarm it!
376
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:43,809
Can't tow it!
377
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:44,610
Gotta blow it!
378
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,877
Don't worry about it, your
insurance will cover it.
379
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:46,712
- Oh, you had to say that.
380
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:47,546
Hey, look!
381
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:51,142
Can I at least have a
minute alone with her.
382
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,554
- You can talk to her,
383
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,523
but you can't touch her.
384
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,253
- Well kid, happy trails.
385
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,867
At least you're going
outwith new spark plugs,
386
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:11,136
clean ashtrays, and my wallet and
paycheck
387
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,571
in the glove compartment!
388
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:13,706
- Hey!
389
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:14,473
Are you nuts?
390
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,341
Get out of there!
391
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:16,141
- Yeah.
392
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:16,973
- Move it!
393
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,245
(Qfunts)
394
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,544
(sad music)
395
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,820
- Instant karma, that's what it is.
396
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,356
What starts off bad, ends up bad.
397
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:32,658
- [Man Over Loudspeaker] Gently
guys!
398
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,491
There's a hair trigger down there.
399
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,797
Okay, everybody clear!
400
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:43,564
Clear!
401
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:46,634
Ready!
402
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,275
Do it!
403
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,539
(explosion)
404
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,509
(Bijoux whines)
405
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,354
- That's it Jerry.
406
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,857
The rest of it's in a Hefty bag.
407
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,359
Somebody real heavy wants you
dead.
408
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,463
And, I'm out $5,000 so I'm not
too thrilled with you either.
409
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,530
- Hold it!
410
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,398
This is abusive.
411
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,266
My client does not have
to sit through this.
412
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,434
(scoffs)
413
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,035
- He's right, you don't.
414
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,804
You're gonna walk today.
415
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:21,039
You're probably gonna beat
this rap with just probation.
416
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,441
You got a good mouthpiece, here.
417
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:23,809
- I resent that, Hooperman.
418
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,944
You're impugning my character
in front of a client.
419
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:26,979
- It's a compliment.
420
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,147
This guy is an ace!
421
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,782
Hardly any of his clients do time.
422
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:34,253
But, he can't protect you from this.
423
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,087
We can.
424
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:35,921
(laughs)
425
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,791
- And the checks in the mail, right.
426
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,425
- I'm not talking.
427
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,461
- You're covering for
guys who packed a car
428
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:45,397
with enough plastique to
blow your butt to Jupiter.
429
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,232
I mean...
430
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,733
Call me crazy, but my guess is,
431
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,192
they'll keep trying til they get it right.
432
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,573
Anyway, we're out of here Jerry.
433
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,541
So are you.
434
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,646
- Watch your back Lusk, eh.
435
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:01,875
- No luck, huh?
436
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,550
- Hooperman, wait!
437
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,852
- Wait, wait, wait, come on.
438
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:07,919
You're not gonna fall
for this little piece
439
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,389
of cop theater are you Jerry?
440
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,964
- I can give you...
441
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:19,796
some names.
442
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:25,637
- Stick around, this could
mean a bunch of new clients.
443
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,300
(office chatter)
444
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:47,186
(radio chatter in the background)
445
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,028
- What?
446
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,965
(office chatter picks back up)
447
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,634
- Bushkin, this car was following me.
448
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,402
Here's their licence.
449
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:59,638
Would you run a make on that?
450
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,040
What is it?
451
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,742
- Mr Fernando is a genius!
452
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:04,810
- You really like it?
453
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,846
You're not just saying that?
454
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,481
- Captain.
455
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,516
- Yes, Pritzger?
456
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,314
- You're looking good.
457
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:16,483
- I know.
458
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,392
- Oh, Miss.
459
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,728
Miss, pardon me Miss.
460
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:25,163
My name is Carl V\finchell.
461
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,732
You probably don't recognise me, but
462
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,434
I was the guy who was following you.
463
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,403
I'm sorry, I've never
done anything like this
464
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:34,173
before, but when I saw
you get out that car...
465
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:34,940
I mean...
466
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,741
Something just came over me, and...
467
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,243
Look, if you're married um...
468
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,545
I mean I apologize, okay.
469
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,746
It's just that uh...
470
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:41,880
I hope you're not married.
471
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,515
I hate to be impulsive, but
472
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,951
maybe we could have a drink after
work,
473
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,852
or maybe lunch, or...
474
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,288
It's not lunchtime yet...
475
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:51,890
Please don't be married because
476
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,417
I feel foolish enough as it is.
477
00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,898
- Mr V\finchell.
478
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,196
- Carl V\finchell.
479
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:08,039
- I think that would be delightful.
480
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,108
But, we should take separate cars.
481
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,877
- Oh, yeah, two separate cars, yeah.
482
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:12,711
That's...
483
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,714
Yeah, that's a good idea.
484
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,510
Yeah.
485
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:19,447
- What?
486
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,388
- I remember a shudder going through
me
487
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,924
when guns went off at the funeral.
488
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:29,054
It's odd to think of that as a salute.
489
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:33,732
You see, my husband was gunned
down.
490
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,962
- I am so sorry.
491
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,270
- But, we had a good life,
492
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,704
a good friendship,
493
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,408
a good cop marriage.
494
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,901
The ones you don't hear about.
495
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,748
This may sound ridiculous, but
496
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,276
I feel responsible for
his death, in a way.
497
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:58,384
A home, a wife, can
take the edge off a man.
498
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:03,056
I think you need that
edge to be a policeman.
499
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:05,262
To survive.
500
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,434
When the phone rang that night,
501
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,403
it was about 10:00, I was
502
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:15,974
sitting in front of the television.
503
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,602
Not really watching.
504
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,074
Anyway, when it rang,
505
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,184
I just knew it was somebody calling
506
00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:28,745
to tell me that Kevin was dead.
507
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,621
I never picked it up.
508
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,354
I just let it ring.
509
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:42,967
- You haven't said anything in a while.
510
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,970
- Neither have you.
511
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:45,904
- I said the last thing.
512
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,101
I was just waiting my turn.
513
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:54,475
- I was just thinking about
those women I interviewed.
514
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:58,150
They all had a desperate quality to
them.
515
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:02,320
I just wonder if they
started out that way.
516
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,482
- I don't know.
517
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:09,027
- I couldn't help but ask
myself the inevitable question.
518
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,330
Is that what's in store for me,
519
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,266
if I get involved with a cop?
520
00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:16,234
- That's not in my plan.
521
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:21,039
- Is my life going to be eaten up
522
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:25,244
by the enormous job of trying
to cope with your life?
523
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:28,180
From pretending everyday
that I really understand
524
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,740
why you love doing what you do?
525
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:35,220
Will I wake up one day and realize
526
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:38,857
that I wasted precious nights sitting
527
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:42,351
in an empty living room
worrying about you?
528
00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:49,734
Can you guarantee that won't happen
to me?
529
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,433
- No.
530
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:58,101
But I guarantee that I love you,
531
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:03,341
and that I'll do my best to
make our time together valuable,
532
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:05,178
and real.
533
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,619
- That might not be enough,
Hooperman.
534
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,756
(sad music)
535
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