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Girls - 04x06
Close Up
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♪ Can't nobody love you ♪
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♪ Like I'm lovin' you, baby ♪
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♪ 'Cause they don't know howto love you like I do ♪
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♪ Can't nobody love you ♪
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♪ Like I'm loving you
right now ♪
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♪ 'Cause they don't know how ♪
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♪ To love you like I do ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ I'm gonna love you
in the morning ♪
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♪ Love you late at night ♪
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♪ I ain't gonna
stop lovin' you ♪
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♪ Till you tell me
everything's all right ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Can't nobody love you ♪
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♪ Like I'm lovin' you
right now... ♪- No.
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♪ 'Cause they don't know
how... ♪- You didn't.
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- ♪ To love you like I do... ♪
- That all just looks...
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- Holy shit.
- ♪ Can't nobody kiss you ♪
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♪ Like I'm kissing you
right now, little girl ♪
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♪ 'Cause they don't know
how to kiss you like I do ♪
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♪ No, they don't know how ♪
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♪ To love you like I do. ♪
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Elijah?
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Elijah!
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Come on.
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I ate the fuckers. Sue me.
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That's so fucked up.
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Elijah, this is
my cereal, okay?
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You can't just waltz into town
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and eat another
person's cereal.
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If what you want is cereal,
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go to the
store and get some cereal
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and put your name on it.
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So unstable.
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♪ Closer ♪
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♪ Closer... ♪
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Oh, my God.
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♪ Closer ♪
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♪ Closer ♪
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♪ Pain is glory... ♪
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So we called
it Madame Tinsley's
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because we wanted something
a bit ostentatious
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to separate it
from other instant soups
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that are marketed as a cheap meal
fix because our soup is made
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with the finest dehydrated
products available
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and I have an ex-girlfriend
named Tinsley.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Oh, uh, so, yeah,
no, if you, uh...
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I didn't know you were done.
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If you want me to market this,
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then I'm just gonna tell
you right now that, um...
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I just... I hate the name.
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Well, that is not a good start.
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Mm.
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You know that there
are lots of people
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who are applying for this job
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who have actually
had jobs before.
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Yeah, like me.
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Are you talking
about these four...
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- I mean, those four were absolutely...
- activities?
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Actual jobs.
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- Jobs, Scott.
- Camp counselor?
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But, um, I mean,
I would call that a job.
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I don't know if you've ever been a camp
counselor, but it is no easy feat.
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Teenagers do it,
for the most part, right?
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- Uh, yeah.
- I'm talking about, like, an adult job.
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- So what is your...
- I mean, I don't know, Scott,
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is this what you wanted to do?
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Excuse me?
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Was this your dream?
Like, fancy Cup O' Noodles?
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Yes, this was my dream.
Owning my own company.
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And I started it with my two
best friends, Jeremy and Simon.
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- That's great.
- This is exactly what I wanted to do.
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You and Jeremy
and Simon were like,
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"I wanna make old rice
that smells like badussy"?
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What's "badussy"?
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Um, it's "butt, dick,
and pussy."
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Do you have some kind
of problem with me?
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- No.
- What's going on? I don't understand.
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- I don't have a problem with you, Scott.
- No?
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- No. Why would I have a problem with you?
- I don't know.
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I am so happy for you
and Jeremy and Simon.
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- Thank you.
- Scott, Harvard alum makes good...
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that is such an exciting story.
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Do you mind if I write about
it for "Holy Shit Magazine"?
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Okay, all right,
all right, all right.
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Look, clearly you do not
want this job,
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and, um, obviously I'm not
gonna give it to you.
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But maybe you would still like
to go for a drink sometime?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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allocationsgoing to the drive-up
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book drop project,
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but get nothing
in terms of lighting.
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I reviewed a public record...
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Hi. Raymond Ploshansky.
I have an appointment.
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public library district.
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You're fourth on the docket.
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That's a cute model, honey.
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Oh, thank you.
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Where are we now on the docket?
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Oh, we just started.
Look, you can take a seat.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Petty cash account
and $113 in cash on hand.
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Okay, all
right, look, Mr. Harding,
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can you just pull up
the minutes
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so we can confirm these
dollar amounts, please?
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I'm just asking you
to buy a few more lamps
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so that I could see
the books I'm reading, hmm?
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Okay, all right,
I hear you, Mr. Gold,
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but would you
just allow us a moment
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to confirm the facts, please?
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Oh, my God, Desi,
"Close Up" has almost
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like 100 downloads already.
This is crazy.
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I mean, this has to mean something
to Marcos at the label.
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- Don't you think?
- Mm.
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I think it has to. This is...
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I don't think they really
carebout 100 random people, baby.
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Well, they're not random.
This is so eg.
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I feel le indie music blogs are
where everything's happening.
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Pleandra Mariner got started
on this exact site.
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Yummers.
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We already did it.
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What?
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Mm.
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- You know what?
- Mmm?
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We should open
our showcase with this song.
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Mm, we only get two songs
for the showcase.
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Yes, we get an opener
and a closer,
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and this should be our opener.
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Yeah, I mean, this is
a great fucking song.
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Thank you.
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But this is not
one of our top two.
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What do you like better?
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"Rattlesnake Cowgirl,"
"Heart for Sale,"
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"Whoa, Wow, Wonderful,"
"Song for Marcus Garvey,"
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"Oaxaca Blues,"
"Kokopelli Shelly."
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I mean, that's top six
right there.
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Mm. Yeah, I know.
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I just feel like it's our
chance to show some range.
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- Ok, see, hat I think about the showcase...
- Yeah.
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- We put our best foot forward.
- Agreed.
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And if half of our set
is a syrupy love song,
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that's a total mislead,
babe, you know?
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- But we sing love songs.
- Not really.
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We sing, like, modern American
folk with an indie edge.
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I tell people that we're like She
& Him, but with actual romance.
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But we're nothing
like She & Him.
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- We're not?
- Whoa.
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You're blowing
my mind right now.
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- Marnie, we are nothing like...
- I hope we're like She & Him.
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- My God.
- We are noth... are you kidding me right now?
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You're freaking me out. We are
nothing like She & Him, okay?
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We are nothing like that band.
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How can we have
completely different takes
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on the same band that we are
both in? That is bizarre to me.
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I'm starting to wonder if maybe
you don't like "Close Up"
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because I wrote it
instead of you.
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- No, I like the song.
- Could that be it? Are you sure?
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- I loved this song.
- Okay.
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What do you mean
loved this song?
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And then you told me that
you're writing She & Him songs
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and now, like, my whole... I
gotta do a heavy rethink here.
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How about we talk about the partnership
that I thought we were in...
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- We are in a partnership.
- Whereas recently... no, recently
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it's just been me writing while
you tinker with your motorcycle.
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I am... that's my... that's my
mode of transportation, Marnie.
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- That is my mode of transportation.
- That doesn't change anything.
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That's how I get...
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That's weak, dude.
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That's my mode
of transportation.
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If she's feeling sick,
then I got nowhere to go.
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I do write. I fucking
write all the time.
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I'm writing when
I'm doing anything.
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When we're making love,
I'm writing.-
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I am so glad that
we combined our books.
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You know, I was
a little nervous about it,
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but these children's
encyclopedias are amazing.
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They still say that Columbus
discovered America,
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and I think... I think
in one of these illustrations,
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he's wearing makeup.
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Do you want to go
for a run in a sec?
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Um, no, thank you.
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Come on, there's a street
fair I want to disrupt.
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Mm, I don't really
feel up to it.
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Beginnings of a cold?
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Gotta sweat that out.
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Come on.
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I like to watch you bounce.
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I like to watch
your boobs bounce.
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I like to watch
your ponytail bounce.
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I like to watch
your body bounce.
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No, I can't go for a run
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'cause I had
an abortion yesterday.
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I can't go for a run
and I can't take a bath
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or use a tampon or have
intercourse for, like, a week.
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Are you, uh...
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what?
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Yeah, just a couple
of things I can't do
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'cause I had
an abortion yesterday.
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- Was it mine?
- Yeah, of course it was yours.
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I didn't want to talk
about it beforehand.
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I just wanted to do it.
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But I haven't shared
with boyfriends in the past.
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I'm trying to be
more open with you.
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So you're trying
to be open with me?
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How many abortions
have you had?
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I'm not gonna share that with
you because that is private.
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I'm not gonna ask you how many
girls you've gotten pregnant.
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None. It's not private.
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I've gotten no girls pregnant
except for you now.
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I think you're behaving
very magnanimously this time.
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I really do.
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And I think it's very difficult
considering Mimi-Rose
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is a very fascinating,
very interesting, slim,
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kind of like
a little pinched nose there.
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How do you know that she's slim
with a little pinched nose?
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I never said that.
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Did you, like,
Google her or something?
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No, no, no.
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You just created
a very vivid image.
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I see her as a very attractive,
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wondrous kind of
very angular, slim person.
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And I think you're being
very stable
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about this whole thing
and very mature.
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Thank you. I guess the upside
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to having everything
go wrong in your life
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is that you cease to have any
expectations of anything or anybody.
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And that's an unbelievably
mature thing
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for a person your age to say.
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It's just great.
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I guess the thing that's
bothering me the most
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is that I have no idea
what's coming next.
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- Mm.
- I've never felt that way before.
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Like, I don't even know
what I want to have happen.
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You were writing it as career option,
how was that?
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Was it fulfilling?
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Fulfilling? I don't know.
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I remarkably
never thought about that.
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I mean, I guess I liked
the fact that writing
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has the ability
to effect change.
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You know?
The writers who I love
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really helped me
to form my world view,
245
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so, I don't know, I guess I
wanted to help other people
246
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the way those writers
have helped me.
247
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You're a helper.
You're just... you know,
248
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you like helping people,
I think.
249
00:11:17,516 --> 00:11:19,633
With Iowa, getting in,
really what I liked
250
00:11:19,634 --> 00:11:21,268
was just that my friends
seemed really impressed
251
00:11:21,269 --> 00:11:22,636
and my mom seemed really happy.
252
00:11:22,637 --> 00:11:25,256
Well, you made your mom happy.
That made you feel good.
253
00:11:25,257 --> 00:11:29,311
So sometimes making your mom
happy is helping your mom.
254
00:11:29,312 --> 00:11:32,646
So maybe I do really like
helping people.
255
00:11:32,647 --> 00:11:35,783
Wow. I mean, who... who are you?
256
00:11:35,784 --> 00:11:37,785
Who is this person
that I'm seeing sitting there
257
00:11:37,786 --> 00:11:42,073
saying these beautiful,
stable things over there?
258
00:11:42,074 --> 00:11:45,559
I just... this is like
a wow moment for me.
259
00:11:46,695 --> 00:11:48,379
Wow.
260
00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:49,580
Who fucking went with you?
261
00:11:49,581 --> 00:11:50,999
My friend Sue-Ellen Garth.
262
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,466
I don't even know her.
263
00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:54,802
You'll meet her.
She's a somnambulist.
264
00:11:54,803 --> 00:11:58,089
Who... who... who did it?
Who aborted you?
265
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A doctor named Guneta
did the procedure.
266
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She delivered my cousin's baby.
267
00:12:03,812 --> 00:12:06,163
- Was it a boy or a girl?
- My cousin's baby's a girl.
268
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No! Ours!
269
00:12:10,652 --> 00:12:11,986
It was a ball of cells.
270
00:12:11,987 --> 00:12:13,904
It was smaller
than a seed pearl.
271
00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:15,439
It didn't have
a penis or a vagina.
272
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,909
Isn't this a decision that
people typically make together?
273
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:21,445
- So you wanted a baby?
- Maybe.
274
00:12:21,446 --> 00:12:22,780
That's kind of absurd.
275
00:12:22,781 --> 00:12:24,582
We've been together
for less than seven weeks.
276
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I don't think that
we're ready for a child.
277
00:12:26,201 --> 00:12:29,003
Crazier things have happened.
People do crazy things.
278
00:12:29,004 --> 00:12:31,288
My parents got married
after a fucking week.
279
00:12:31,289 --> 00:12:33,424
Okay, so we should
have the baby
280
00:12:33,425 --> 00:12:36,260
and put it in your
toolbox as a cradle
281
00:12:36,261 --> 00:12:39,263
and feed it sardines and tell it
that you don't know my middle name?
282
00:12:39,264 --> 00:12:42,099
- It's Rose!
- No, my first name is Mimi-Rose.
283
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,517
My middle name is Eleanor.
284
00:12:43,518 --> 00:12:46,687
I don't understand how you
could do something like that
285
00:12:46,688 --> 00:12:49,557
without talking to me first.
286
00:12:49,558 --> 00:12:52,226
It's... that's evil.
287
00:12:53,979 --> 00:12:56,363
You're right,
you don't understand.
288
00:13:07,909 --> 00:13:10,744
I had just gone as far as I
could go in Iowa, you know?
289
00:13:10,745 --> 00:13:12,247
- Yeah.
- I was practically running that JCPenney.
290
00:13:12,248 --> 00:13:15,049
I was dating a guy who was the
front-runner in the mayoral race.
291
00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:17,301
I had just put a bid in
on 16 acres,
292
00:13:17,302 --> 00:13:20,589
but I thought, I don't know,
I just feel empty.
293
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:23,258
So I might as well come back
here and be with you losers.
294
00:13:23,259 --> 00:13:25,509
I've decided
I'm not getting a job.
295
00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:28,312
I'm gonna marry Scott
the soup mogul,
296
00:13:28,313 --> 00:13:30,598
and I'm just gonna be Mrs. Madame
Tinsley for the rest of my life.
297
00:13:30,599 --> 00:13:34,318
I'm gonna forgo all of my
dreams and ambitions for his,
298
00:13:34,319 --> 00:13:35,770
and I'm just gonna
become my mother.
299
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,938
No, no, no, you do not wanna end
up with someone so selfish.
300
00:13:37,939 --> 00:13:39,440
I'm telling you,
Shosh, seriously,
301
00:13:39,441 --> 00:13:41,859
you end up feeling more
alone than you felt
302
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,611
when you were actually
just entirely alone.
303
00:13:43,612 --> 00:13:46,113
Marnie, you fought so hard
for this relationship,
304
00:13:46,114 --> 00:13:47,781
- but it's making you unhappy already?
- I know.
305
00:13:47,782 --> 00:13:49,533
I don't know what the
fuck is wrong with me.
306
00:13:49,534 --> 00:13:51,119
I think I'm incapable
of true companionship.
307
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,288
Plus, he's a total
asshole as it turns out.
308
00:13:53,289 --> 00:13:56,124
Oh, my God, this table is like
the island of misfit animals.
309
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:57,291
I'm falling asleep right now.
310
00:13:57,292 --> 00:13:59,009
I could be at a brunch
with a guy
311
00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:01,463
who runs a microbrewery,
so let's pep it up.
312
00:14:01,464 --> 00:14:03,931
Well, listen, I have big news,
313
00:14:03,932 --> 00:14:06,550
which is that I've decided to get
a job that actually helps people.
314
00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:08,469
Ew, like a not-for-profit job?
315
00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:10,304
Hannah, you're the most
selfish person we know.
316
00:14:10,305 --> 00:14:12,189
I mean, you won't
even share a Kit Kat.
317
00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:14,358
Yeah, it's true. You're so selfish
that when we lived together,
318
00:14:14,359 --> 00:14:16,393
you put the fire extinguisher
in your own bedroom
319
00:14:16,394 --> 00:14:17,945
so you could have
access to it first.
320
00:14:17,946 --> 00:14:20,397
Well, that's all gonna
be turned on its head
321
00:14:20,398 --> 00:14:22,650
'cause you know what?
I wanna change the world.
322
00:14:22,651 --> 00:14:24,486
- Change the world?
- Like, all of it?
323
00:14:24,487 --> 00:14:27,538
- That's a big job.
- Why is this so flummoxing to all of you,
324
00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:29,157
me wanting to make
a positive change?
325
00:14:29,158 --> 00:14:32,793
Because I'm very skeptical of
anyone who wants to help others.
326
00:14:32,794 --> 00:14:34,828
I mean, there's always
some sort of hidden agenda.
327
00:14:34,829 --> 00:14:38,165
100%. Mother Teresa
loved being famous.
328
00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:39,917
Well, what's a job
that I could have
329
00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:41,919
that helps people
that doesn't disgust you?
330
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:45,139
Based on this look, I would say...
331
00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:47,641
- bus and truck with "Thoroughly Modern Millie"...
- Yes.
332
00:14:47,642 --> 00:14:48,726
Ice Capades...
333
00:14:48,727 --> 00:14:51,345
- Clock maker.
- Uh, clog model?
334
00:14:51,346 --> 00:14:53,314
- Schoolmarm.
- Okay.
335
00:14:53,315 --> 00:14:56,016
- Tennille in a Captain & Tennille cover band.
- Yeah.
336
00:14:56,017 --> 00:14:58,485
- Girl who gets killed in a Lifetime movie.
- Wait.
337
00:14:58,486 --> 00:14:59,987
Mayim Bialik's stunt double.
338
00:14:59,988 --> 00:15:02,691
Elijah.
339
00:15:02,692 --> 00:15:04,775
Your horrid, horrid personality
340
00:15:04,776 --> 00:15:06,493
may have actually led
to something good,
341
00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:10,281
which is that
I could be a teacher.
342
00:15:10,282 --> 00:15:13,417
Well, you know what they say...
those who can't do, teach.
343
00:15:13,418 --> 00:15:16,787
Yes, and I can't do,
so I'm gonna teach.
344
00:15:16,788 --> 00:15:19,423
All three
vacant properties
345
00:15:19,424 --> 00:15:23,260
are owned by
a Mr. Anat Heifetz,
346
00:15:23,261 --> 00:15:26,547
who has yet to incur
any monetary fines
347
00:15:26,548 --> 00:15:31,135
associated with buildings
standing longer than 30 days
348
00:15:31,136 --> 00:15:33,520
without registering
with the city.
349
00:15:33,521 --> 00:15:36,724
I'm sorry. Excuse me, but I gotta
run out of here early tonight.
350
00:15:36,725 --> 00:15:40,394
Can... a motion to adjourn and we'll
pick up where we leave off next week.
351
00:15:40,395 --> 00:15:42,863
Second.- With
that second, I adjourn this session.
352
00:15:42,864 --> 00:15:44,566
We'll continue next week
starting with...
353
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:46,568
- Kippy Cohen.- Kippy Cohen.
354
00:15:46,569 --> 00:15:47,951
- Good?
355
00:15:47,952 --> 00:15:50,238
- Done.
- Objection!
356
00:15:50,239 --> 00:15:52,206
I'm sorry?
357
00:15:52,207 --> 00:15:54,708
- I object.- What?
358
00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:59,630
I've been sitting patiently,
quietly in this chair all day.
359
00:15:59,631 --> 00:16:01,465
All day. You wanna know why?
360
00:16:01,466 --> 00:16:03,667
'Cause I'm on today's docket.
361
00:16:03,668 --> 00:16:05,719
Today's docket
should happen today.
362
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,888
Next week is
for next week's docket.
363
00:16:07,889 --> 00:16:10,474
Well, thank you for
contributing your opinion,
364
00:16:10,475 --> 00:16:12,810
but sometimes we don't
get through it all, okay?
365
00:16:12,811 --> 00:16:15,429
Like, today we started with
some issues from last week.
366
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:18,065
Okay, well, I'm sorry, but I
don't think that's very fair.
367
00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:19,434
And I don't think
they do either.
368
00:16:19,435 --> 00:16:21,902
And it's certainly no way
to manage your business.
369
00:16:21,903 --> 00:16:23,654
So I would like
to procure a motion
370
00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:25,489
that we get through
today's docket today.
371
00:16:25,490 --> 00:16:28,025
- I second that.
- Thank you, Kippy.
372
00:16:28,026 --> 00:16:30,861
Okay, well, a motion has to be
seconded by a member of the board.
373
00:16:30,862 --> 00:16:32,363
Are there any board members
374
00:16:32,364 --> 00:16:34,783
that wants to second
this hothead's motion?
375
00:16:34,784 --> 00:16:37,118
I didn't think so. Good night.
376
00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:38,452
Will you hold that, please?
Thank you.
377
00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:40,003
Excuse me, Kippy.
378
00:16:40,004 --> 00:16:42,506
You all should be ashamed
of yourselves.
379
00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:44,292
Shame on you!
380
00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:46,176
You call this politics?
381
00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:47,761
This is a circus!
382
00:16:47,762 --> 00:16:50,097
Okay, thank you.
Can you sit down now, please?
383
00:16:50,098 --> 00:16:53,100
You can't even put a few lights in
the library so Mr. Gold can read?
384
00:16:53,101 --> 00:16:55,602
Are you fucking kidding me?
385
00:16:55,603 --> 00:16:56,804
I take umbrage!
386
00:16:56,805 --> 00:16:58,021
Hold on, umbrage?
387
00:16:58,022 --> 00:17:00,224
I just wanna write that down,
that you take umbrage.
388
00:17:00,225 --> 00:17:04,478
I take umbrage at your sweeping
disregard for the taxpayer
389
00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:07,197
and your general
managerial ineptitude.
390
00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:10,318
Umbrage! Shame on you people!
391
00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:13,320
He's not wrong.
392
00:17:13,321 --> 00:17:16,824
I can't remember the last time
we got something approved here.
393
00:17:16,825 --> 00:17:19,159
Seriously, Stu, you can't
remember? You can't remember...
394
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,245
so all of a sudden, you have a
problem with our productivity?
395
00:17:21,246 --> 00:17:23,797
Yeah.- When was the last
session you came to not drunk?
396
00:17:23,798 --> 00:17:27,301
Says the man who'd probably stop
at a bar and cheat on his wife.
397
00:17:27,302 --> 00:17:29,303
You're gonna judge me?
How dare you?
398
00:17:29,304 --> 00:17:31,672
Why don't you go visit your
convict husband in jail?
399
00:17:31,673 --> 00:17:34,024
Oh, nice, Ted.
Professional as always.
400
00:17:34,025 --> 00:17:35,844
And do you wanna tell
everyone how much money
401
00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:37,679
you took from funds
in petty cash last month?
402
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,013
Screw you, creep.
I thought you were my friend.
403
00:17:40,014 --> 00:17:41,849
Not when it comes to money.
404
00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:45,018
You put that money
I took a loan of $10.
405
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:43,293
You know how I always sleep
15 minutes later than you?
406
00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:45,963
I really wake up before you.
407
00:18:45,964 --> 00:18:48,916
But I pretend to be totally
asleep because I love it
408
00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:52,553
when you tuck me in
and you kiss me.
409
00:18:54,806 --> 00:18:57,926
I'm really coming
to depend on that.
410
00:18:57,927 --> 00:19:00,010
Why didn't you talk
to me about it?
411
00:19:00,011 --> 00:19:02,095
'Cause I knew
what I wanted to do.
412
00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:05,232
Why didn't you want me
to come with you?
413
00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:06,934
I mean, don't you
need me at all?
414
00:19:06,935 --> 00:19:08,101
'Cause it freaks me out.
415
00:19:08,102 --> 00:19:09,820
You never tell me
what you're working on.
416
00:19:09,821 --> 00:19:11,939
You don't mind if I don't make
it to whatever fucking party.
417
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:13,524
You don't ask me
how you look or whatever.
418
00:19:13,525 --> 00:19:15,108
You just look
in the mirror and go.
419
00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:16,994
You're like those jellyfish
who only need to fuck once
420
00:19:16,995 --> 00:19:18,612
to have generations of kids.
421
00:19:18,613 --> 00:19:21,031
Sometimes I just can't tell
what I'm even here for at all.
422
00:19:21,032 --> 00:19:23,083
See, that's what
I love about you.
423
00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:25,502
You know the weirdest stuff.
424
00:19:25,503 --> 00:19:29,339
Your brain does not process
information in a normal way at all.
425
00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:31,792
Truly, Adam, I care
about you so much.
426
00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:37,298
I care about my butcher.
I need my butcher.
427
00:19:37,299 --> 00:19:39,132
I can't butcher meats.
428
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:41,051
I need my butcher
more than you need me.
429
00:19:41,052 --> 00:19:44,388
No, I don't need you.
430
00:19:44,389 --> 00:19:47,441
But I love coming home and
knowing you're behind the door.
431
00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:50,060
And I love watching you bend
down and pick something up
432
00:19:50,061 --> 00:19:53,481
'cause you use your body
in a really strange way.
433
00:19:53,482 --> 00:19:55,282
And wanting you like this,
434
00:19:55,283 --> 00:19:58,118
that's better than needing
you because it's pure.
435
00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:00,203
I feel like you lied to me.
436
00:20:00,204 --> 00:20:02,289
No, I didn't lie to you.
437
00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:06,327
I just waited to share information until
it was too late for you to chime in.
438
00:20:08,663 --> 00:20:11,748
It's funny, I felt so
good about you moving in.
439
00:20:13,051 --> 00:20:15,385
Just this morning, I loved
looking at your books
440
00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:18,755
and learning their names
like I know mine.
441
00:20:18,756 --> 00:20:20,507
I guess...
442
00:20:22,176 --> 00:20:23,560
I don't know.
443
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:27,731
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I like that, too.
444
00:20:55,843 --> 00:20:59,547
♪ God knows I've been
taking a lot ♪
445
00:20:59,548 --> 00:21:03,217
♪ Without giving back ♪
446
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:07,020
♪ God knows I've been
taking a lot ♪
447
00:21:07,021 --> 00:21:10,724
♪ Without giving back ♪
448
00:21:10,725 --> 00:21:12,559
♪ You gotta give to get ♪
449
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,561
♪ You gotta give to get back ♪
450
00:21:14,562 --> 00:21:16,230
♪ You gotta give to get ♪
451
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,115
♪ You gotta give to get back ♪
452
00:21:18,116 --> 00:21:19,901
♪ You gotta give to get ♪
453
00:21:19,902 --> 00:21:25,956
♪ You gotta give
to get back to the love ♪
454
00:21:25,957 --> 00:21:29,493
♪ God knows I've been
taking a lot ♪
455
00:21:29,494 --> 00:21:33,130
♪ Without giving back ♪
456
00:21:33,131 --> 00:21:37,217
♪ God knows I've been
taking a lot ♪
457
00:21:37,218 --> 00:21:40,754
♪ Without giving back ♪
458
00:21:40,755 --> 00:21:44,424
♪ God knows I've been
asking a lot ♪
459
00:21:44,425 --> 00:21:48,178
♪ Without giving back ♪
460
00:21:48,179 --> 00:21:52,099
♪ God knows I've been
taking a lot ♪
461
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:55,603
♪ Without giving back ♪
462
00:21:55,604 --> 00:21:57,604
♪ You gotta give to get ♪
463
00:21:57,605 --> 00:21:59,523
♪ You gotta give to get back ♪
464
00:21:59,524 --> 00:22:01,191
♪ You gotta give to get ♪
465
00:22:01,192 --> 00:22:03,277
♪ You gotta give to get back ♪
466
00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:04,945
♪ You gotta give to get ♪
467
00:22:04,946 --> 00:22:09,951
♪ You gotta give
to get back to the love ♪
468
00:22:09,952 --> 00:22:12,453
♪ Hoo hoo,
you gotta give to get ♪
469
00:22:12,454 --> 00:22:14,538
♪ You gotta give to get back ♪
470
00:22:14,539 --> 00:22:16,206
♪ You gotta give to get ♪
471
00:22:16,207 --> 00:22:22,079
♪ You gotta give
to get back to the love ♪
472
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:26,349
♪ Mm-mm ♪
473
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:02,152
♪ Get back, got to get back ♪
474
00:23:02,153 --> 00:23:05,956
♪ Get back, got to get back ♪
475
00:23:05,957 --> 00:23:09,760
♪ Get back, got to get back ♪
476
00:23:09,761 --> 00:23:12,462
♪ Get back, got to get back ♪
477
00:23:12,463 --> 00:23:14,364
♪ You gotta give to get ♪
478
00:23:14,365 --> 00:23:16,266
♪ You gotta give to get back ♪
479
00:23:16,267 --> 00:23:18,168
♪ You gotta give to get ♪
480
00:23:18,169 --> 00:23:20,137
♪ You gotta give to get back ♪
481
00:23:20,138 --> 00:23:21,905
♪ You gotta give to get ♪
482
00:23:21,906 --> 00:23:23,957
♪ You gotta give to get back ♪
483
00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:25,525
♪ Gotta give to get ♪
484
00:23:25,526 --> 00:23:27,761
♪ You gotta give to get back ♪
485
00:23:27,762 --> 00:23:29,429
♪ You gotta give to get ♪
486
00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:31,298
♪ You gotta give to get back ♪
487
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- ♪ You gotta give to get ♪
- ♪ Get back, got to get back ♪
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♪ To the love ♪
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♪ Get back ♪-♪ You gotta
give to get back to the love. ♪
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