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Marnie has to stop whining
and break up with him already.
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- I swear, I wish I never found it, but I did.
- Those aren't my feelings.
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I'm gonna put on my party dress and my
sorry face and I'm gonna get him back.
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I'm not flattered
by sexual harassment.
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Why not?
I love that stuff.
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I'm quitting this job
and it's for sexual reasons.
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I will do whatever it takes.
Just do not break up with me.
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- We are not gonna have sex.
- Oh, no.
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I am unsmotable.
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You are so spoiled.
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Yeah, well, whose
fault is that, mom?
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I want to break up.
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I told him everything.
We're basically together now.
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It's a bummer, but people
do outgrow each other.
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Yeah, but I don't want
to outgrow each other.
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Well, that's on you, kid.
'Cause I'm done growing.
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( music playing )
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- Oh, wait.
- What, lady?
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- Rent is due next week.
- Yeah, and I got it covered.
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Whenever you say that,
I get the distinct feeling
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that you don't got it covered.
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You're gonna tell your parents
you lost your job, right?
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I didn't lose my job.
I gave my job away of my own volition
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because I didn't want a fucking
breast massage every day.
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- You going to be okay?
- No. No, not at all.
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- Bye!
- Be nice to your parents, okay?
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I'm the nicest!
( Kisses )
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( Plane roaring )
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I think she missed her flight.
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- No, she made her flight. She made her flight.
- No.
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Ah! Ah!
( Laughs )
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Oh, hey! Hey!
Working girl!
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- ( Chuckling )
- Look, Hannah banana.
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- What took you so long?
- I was waiting at baggage claim.
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Oh, here.
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Mommy, hi!
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- How are you?
- My baby girl.
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- Good to see you.
- Oh!
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- Oh, honey.
- I'm... that's... I'm sorry.
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- No, I can...
- Dad.
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We are.
We are so glad.
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When we were trying to figure out
what to do for our anniversary...
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we thought, "who better to spend
it with than our best friend
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- who we just happened to create?"
- Yeah, well, 30 years.
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I can't imagine getting someone
to spend 30 years with me.
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30 minutes seems crazy.
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How's that Adam fellow?
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Uh, dead to me.
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- Loreen: And the job?
- Oh, um, same.
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I mean, boring,
but it's a job, so...
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We were just hearing that
M.S.U. was looking for
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a postgraduate fellow to
organize visiting lecturers.
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Folks who come and lecture.
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- Doesn't that sound like an interesting job?
- Sounds great.
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You know, if you're going to do
this all weekend, just don't.
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We have some fun Netflix
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and some great food.
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Some curried vegetables,rice pudding.
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- You got the rice pudding?
- Yeah. Ham croquette.
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Man over TV:
These are my sleeping socks.
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My feet like a little airat night.
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Man #2: How come you're wearing
them in the daytime, then?
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Man: 'Cause my daytime socks
got too many holes in them.
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Oh, honey, don't text.
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You can text when
the movie's over.
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But I don't care what
happens during the movie.
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Well, we do.
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Well, that's really
your cross to bear.
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- Ooh, you've got a mood on.
- No, I don't.
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Maybe she's hungry.
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Okay...
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I'm not hungry.
I said I wasn't hungry.
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You don't know about me.
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Honey?
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There's some chicken
in the refrigerator.
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What did I say?
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( Cell phone chimes )
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- Hannah?
- Mmm?
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- Hannah?
- Mmm?
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Can you do me a favor?
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What time is it, mom?
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11:00.
I need my prescription.
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Well, can dad get it?
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No, he's already gone out.
I'm sorry, I let it go on a little long.
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I'm having horrible
hot flashes.
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Okay, I'm just gonna...
just give me a couple minutes.
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No, now, Hannah, now.
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Please, Hannah!
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( Sighs )
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You're such a sweetheart.
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- Thank you so much for coming and cheering me up.
- Totally.
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- Oh, my God, Hannah?
- Hi!
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What is happening?
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What are you doing here?
Oh, my God!
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- Hi.
- Hi. What's up, girl?
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Nothing. I just wanted to come say
hi because I'm home for the weekend.
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Yeah. Oh, you're here
for the benefit.
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No, for my parents' anniversary.
What's the benefit?
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- For Keri?
- Keri...?
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Okay.
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I don't know about
the benefit for Keri.
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Sweetheart, we gotta talk.
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I'm gonna make you any
fucking coffee drink
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that you want
in this entire place...
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we're out of soy milk...
and we're gonna talk.
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So on the last day of the trip,
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they just thought she was in
that guy's hotel room, you know?
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And they were like,
"Keri better get back here
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because we are not cleaning
up her dirty underwear."
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And then they thought
she was just, like,
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hung over and not answering
her phone or whatever.
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And they were like, "fine, bitch is
gonna stay at the resort, then."
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So they went to the airport,
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and when they got off of the
plane, they couldn't reach her.
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And then they realized, like...
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they realized they
could never reach her.
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Wow.
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And she just respected
individuality, you know?
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Like you, like the way you're
always doing your own thing,
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wearing two different
colored socks
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and just being you.
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She loved you for that.
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She loved unique.
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So, the benefit's like something you're
doing for her memorial fund, or...
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More like for her parents,
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because they wanna hire
a private investigator.
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- Get some closure.
- Yeah.
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- Hey, you all right, yum?
- Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
I'm... thanks, yeah.
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It's just really intense
to have to tell Hannah
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about this Keri stuff,
you know?
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Oh, yeah.
You did good, yum.
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- You did right.
- Thank you.
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- Zach, this is Hannah.
- Hey.
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- Hannah, this is Zach.
- Nice to meet you.
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And he's been
so great about this stuff.
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Oh, this Keri shit.
God, she basically has P.T.S.D.
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Yeah, and he's been so supportive
about the fact that I'm moving.
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You're moving?
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This little lamp is heading
to Hollywood next week.
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Yeah, to dance.
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So you know someone
who's going to help you
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get settled and find auditions?
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Oh, no. You know, I mean,
I know enough to know
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that you don't really have
to know anybody. You know?
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- Yeah.
- Zach: Okay, you're off break, plummy.
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Okay, squirt.
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Okay, squirt!
( Chuckles )
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Man: You went toeast Lansing high.
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- Yeah, I did. You...
- Class of '06.
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Yeah, Eric.
I remember.
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Hey.
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Yeah, you... you wrote
the advice column.
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It was for the paper.
"Holler at Hannah"?
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It was actually
"Holla at Hannah."
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If you wanna be correct.
But that's mortifying.
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You still do that?
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Not professionally any longer.
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No, not a professional
advice giver. ( Chuckles )
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I live in New York.
I'm actually just home for the weekend.
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Cool.
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( Chuckles )
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So how long have
you worked here?
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Uh, I own it with my dad.
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Oh, cool.
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Well, I own a small
savings bond with my dad,
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- so it's kind of the same thing.
- ( Laughs )
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Um, okay.
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- $23.
- ( Register beeping )
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Let's see, I think
I only have a 20,
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so I will sacrifice
those panty hose.
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Come on, don't worry about it.
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- You sure?
- Yeah, really.
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Thank you.
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I still want that 20.
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- ( Both laughing )
- Sorry.
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- Thank you.
- Awesome.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks, have a great one.
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- You, too.
- Later.
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( Singing with radio ) ♪ these
hands are small, I know... ♪
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- Hannah!
- ♪ But they're not yours, they are my... ♪
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Those hormone replacements
for your mom...
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no, those are my mom's.
They're not mine.
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Right.
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Some women feel that they
need a personal lubricant
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while on those, so...
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- Oh.
- I just... free of charge.
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Thank you. That's very
considerate of you.
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Are you in town for long?
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No, I'm just here
until tomorrow.
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I'm working on a book in New
York, so I kinda gotta get back.
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What are you doing tonight?
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- Nothing.
- Are you around?
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Yeah.
To hang out with you?
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Yeah, sure.
( Chuckles )
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Yeah, definitely.
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Something specific or...
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I'm not sure. There's that
Keri Lawrence benefit, right?
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Yes, she disappeared.
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Did you know her?
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Very little bit.
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- Okay, good.
- Apparently she really liked me.
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- That's sad.
- Very.
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- I'll see you tonight.
- Yep.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Man:
All right, that works!
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She didn't look
dangerous at all.
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And she literally like
screamed when she saw her.
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- Hi.
- Oh, oh.
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- How's it going?
- Okay.
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Loreen:
Happy anniversary, sweetie.
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So what's the plan for tonight?
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- Well, I made a reservation at s'il vous plate...
- Ohh.
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At 7:00 and maybe
a movie afterwards?
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- Oui, oui.
- You know, guys, i was thinking...
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And I don't really feel comfortable
encroaching on this whole thing.
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I feel like you two really
need to spend the night
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alone together.
Doesn't that make more sense?
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Well, that's very sweet
of you, doll.
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But we just want to hear
what you're up to
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and enjoy your
shining personality.
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I got asked on a date.
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- Oh?
- What? Where?
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At the pharmacy
by the pharmacist, Eric.
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He's cute.
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He's really cute,
and he's gonna take me
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to the benefit for
Keri Lawrence's family.
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Oh, that was an
unfortunate thing.
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- But we had a plan.
- Yeah, we did.
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I don't really think that
you guys are understanding
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the severity of this situation.
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I have been dating someone who treats
my heart like it's monkey meat.
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I feel like a delusional,invisible person half the time.
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So I need to learn what
it's like to be treated well
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before it's too late for me.
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- Go, go.
- What?
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Just go with Eric.
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You are from New York,
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therefore you are just
naturally interesting.
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Okay?
245
00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:12,827
It is not up to you to fill
all of the pauses.
246
00:12:12,861 --> 00:12:15,997
You are not in danger
of mortifying yourself.
247
00:12:17,799 --> 00:12:19,734
The worst stuff that you say
248
00:12:19,768 --> 00:12:23,705
sounds better than the best stuff
that some other people say.
249
00:12:27,976 --> 00:12:29,911
Eric: Is that okay that I
took you to a pizza place?
250
00:12:29,945 --> 00:12:31,579
Is that all right?
Okay.
251
00:12:31,613 --> 00:12:33,114
Yeah, I love pizza.
252
00:12:33,149 --> 00:12:35,150
I love pepperoni, which
I haven't eaten in ages
253
00:12:35,185 --> 00:12:37,219
because I was a vegetarian
until two months ago.
254
00:12:37,254 --> 00:12:40,623
What? Why?
What happened?
255
00:12:40,657 --> 00:12:42,925
Well, I will tell
you what happened.
256
00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:45,861
( Laughs ) Which is basically,
I was dating this guy...
257
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,196
sorry if that's an overshare...
258
00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:48,964
and I went over to his house
one day and I was starving,
259
00:12:48,999 --> 00:12:50,666
and he had nothing to eat.
260
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:53,903
Just nothing except
for some raw meat
261
00:12:53,937 --> 00:12:56,606
which his Uncle had caught,
killed, and sent him in the mail.
262
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,609
So my options were to eat that
or to go out and get some food,
263
00:12:59,643 --> 00:13:02,078
and I was sure that if
I went out, came back,
264
00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:05,248
he wouldn't answer the buzzer or
he would have just disappeared.
265
00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:07,117
So he cooked it, I ate it.
266
00:13:07,151 --> 00:13:11,122
And I swear to you, I felt myself
growing stronger with every bite.
267
00:13:11,156 --> 00:13:13,625
Yeah, it's protein.
Your body needed protein.
268
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:16,228
It was like the roses
came back to my cheeks.
269
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:17,596
- Seriously.
- ( Laughs )
270
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,364
And I had this revelation,
which was like,
271
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,700
"I should be eating meat.
I should not be dating this person."
272
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,969
- So you stopped?
- No, I did not stop.
273
00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:26,870
That would be too logical.
( Laughs )
274
00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:28,672
I kept doing it for,
like, six more weeks
275
00:13:28,706 --> 00:13:30,006
because I'm a slow learner.
276
00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:32,075
( Laughs )
277
00:13:32,109 --> 00:13:33,709
Good to hear.
278
00:13:33,743 --> 00:13:37,179
- This is great.
- Yeah, Jimmy does it well.
279
00:13:37,213 --> 00:13:42,618
♪ And I'll be yourcrying shoulder... ♪
280
00:13:42,652 --> 00:13:44,219
Is this place always
open at night?
281
00:13:44,253 --> 00:13:45,854
I think my friend
John might be here.
282
00:13:45,888 --> 00:13:47,589
Cool.
283
00:13:47,623 --> 00:13:49,024
Okay, I'm gonna get a drink.
You want something?
284
00:13:49,058 --> 00:13:51,160
Um, what are you having?
285
00:13:51,194 --> 00:13:53,829
- A beer. You want a beer?
- Perfect.
286
00:13:53,864 --> 00:13:55,431
Great.
287
00:13:55,465 --> 00:13:57,867
♪ The greatest man of your ♪
288
00:13:57,901 --> 00:14:02,772
♪ I'll be yourcrying shoulder... ♪
289
00:14:02,806 --> 00:14:06,742
Are you guys ready
to make some noise?
290
00:14:06,776 --> 00:14:08,410
- ( Applause )
- Yeah.
291
00:14:08,444 --> 00:14:10,078
So put your hands together
292
00:14:10,113 --> 00:14:13,381
for the girl who puts themotion in the ocean
293
00:14:13,415 --> 00:14:16,083
in a special number they
created to celebrate the life
294
00:14:16,118 --> 00:14:18,652
- of Keri Lawrence.
- Crowd: Aw.
295
00:14:18,687 --> 00:14:20,788
Please welcome
296
00:14:20,822 --> 00:14:23,891
Heather Travis
and the twist-arounds.
297
00:14:23,925 --> 00:14:25,660
Whoo!
298
00:14:29,565 --> 00:14:31,900
- Man: All right!
- ( Whistling )
299
00:14:34,604 --> 00:14:36,405
( Music playing )
300
00:14:36,439 --> 00:14:39,209
♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh, ah ♪
301
00:14:39,243 --> 00:14:42,413
♪ uh, uh, I can do
the pretty girl rock ♪
302
00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:45,549
♪ rock, rock to
the pretty girl rock ♪
303
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,884
♪ rock, rock,
now, what's your name? ♪
304
00:14:47,919 --> 00:14:51,354
♪ my name is Keri,
I'm so very fly ♪
305
00:14:51,389 --> 00:14:53,757
♪ oh, my,
it's a little bit scary ♪
306
00:14:53,791 --> 00:14:57,427
♪ boys wanna marry,
lookin' at my derriere ♪
307
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,996
♪ you can stare, but if
you touch it, I'ma bury ♪
308
00:15:00,031 --> 00:15:02,832
♪ pretty as a picture,
sweeter than a swisher ♪
309
00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:05,569
♪ mad 'cause I'm cuter thanthe girl that's with ya... ♪
310
00:15:05,603 --> 00:15:08,873
- Thank you.
- ♪ I don't gotta talk about it, baby, you can see it ♪
311
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:11,709
♪ but if you want
I'll be happy to repeat it ♪
312
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:15,280
♪ my name is Keri,
I'm so very fly ♪
313
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,783
♪ oh, my,it's a little bit scary ♪
314
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:21,320
♪ boys wanna marry,lookin' at my derriere ♪
315
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,989
♪ you can stare, but if
you touch it, i'ma bury ♪
316
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,925
♪ pretty as a picture,
sweeter than a swisher ♪
317
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,895
♪ mad 'cause I'm cuter than
the girl that's with ya ♪
318
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,798
♪ I can talk about it'cause I know that I'm pretty ♪
319
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:35,734
♪ and if you know it, too,then, baby, sing it with me ♪
320
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,403
♪ all eyes on mewhen I walk in ♪
321
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,339
♪ no question thatthis girl's a 10 ♪
322
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:45,110
♪ don't hate me'cause I'm beautiful, hey! ♪
323
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,145
( Music playing )
324
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:57,156
You okay?
325
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,457
You didn't think that was,
like, really delusional?
326
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,927
- What was?
- That dancing.
327
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,664
( Laughs )
It wasn't that bad.
328
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:08,033
Okay, maybe it wasn't bad
in amateur terms,
329
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:11,470
but Heather is moving to California
to be a professional dancer.
330
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,873
So that should just make us all
feel pretty sad and weird.
331
00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:16,408
I guess it was a little cheesy.
332
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,410
It was, like, very cheesy.
333
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,512
- ( Laughs )
- And nobody's telling her.
334
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:21,947
She's gonna to go to L.A.
335
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,515
And live in some
shitty apartment
336
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:27,185
and feel scared and sad and
lonely and weird all the time.
337
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,954
But she's got a good life here.
338
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,656
- I would like her life.
- ( Laughs )
339
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,157
Maybe I should move here.
340
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,825
So then I wouldn't be worrying
about rent every second
341
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:36,161
and I can actually focus
on my book for a minute.
342
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:39,297
There's a job opening at
the florist's, I know that.
343
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,966
Well, no, I would, like, get a real
job, like be a teacher or something.
344
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,001
- What's your real job in New York?
- I'm a writer.
345
00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:46,369
- And that's how you make money?
- No, I don't have any money.
346
00:16:50,074 --> 00:16:51,774
( Sighs )
347
00:16:55,512 --> 00:16:57,679
Sorry.
348
00:16:58,881 --> 00:17:01,649
Gosh, you're so serious.
( Laughs )
349
00:17:02,818 --> 00:17:06,220
( Laughs )
Just don't worry about it.
350
00:17:07,256 --> 00:17:10,558
- Okay.
- Let's have fun.
351
00:17:10,592 --> 00:17:11,993
Do you wanna go back
to my place?
352
00:17:12,027 --> 00:17:14,595
- Yeah, totally.
- Okay.
353
00:17:16,932 --> 00:17:19,033
( Imitating Woody Allen )
A relationship is like a shark,
354
00:17:19,068 --> 00:17:20,902
you know, it has
to keep moving...
355
00:17:20,937 --> 00:17:22,838
- ( Laughs )
- Or it dies.
356
00:17:22,872 --> 00:17:25,040
And what we have here
is... is a dead shark.
357
00:17:25,075 --> 00:17:26,776
( Laughs )
358
00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,178
That's from
"on the waterfront."
359
00:17:28,212 --> 00:17:31,348
- ( Laughs )
- Obscure.
360
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:33,984
Well, I hope she's having fun.
361
00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:37,622
( Chuckles ) I think she
knows how to have fun.
362
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,157
She's such an anxious person.
363
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,759
I wish I could unburden her.
364
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,994
You know, but she's like me.
365
00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:45,430
She has to jitter her
way through her 20s.
366
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,065
Yeah, you were such a spaz
367
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,766
- in your 20s.
- Oh, "spaz"?
368
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,068
( Chuckles )
369
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:53,570
I worry all the time about her.
370
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,073
That never changes.
Once they're born,
371
00:17:56,107 --> 00:17:57,474
you never don't worry.
372
00:17:57,508 --> 00:18:00,444
That's why people without
children live longer.
373
00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:02,880
( Chuckles )
No, I really worry.
374
00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:04,882
What does a person
like that turn into?
375
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,284
A person like what?
376
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:08,953
She's funny, sure.
Likable, very likable.
377
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:11,556
- But that and 10¢.
- Tad, tad.
378
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,158
But at what point
will she realize
379
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,961
she's not going to get
to be what she wants to be
380
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,696
- when she grows up?
- How do you know that?
381
00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:18,831
You know that.
You're the one who forced us
382
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,399
to cut her off to help
her realize that.
383
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:23,936
No, I cut her off so she'd
have something to write about.
384
00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:26,472
We don't even know if
her writing is any good.
385
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:29,442
What if she wakes up
and she's 30 and,
386
00:18:29,477 --> 00:18:31,444
oh, what does she
know how to do?
387
00:18:31,479 --> 00:18:33,080
She knows how to have fun.
388
00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:36,216
She does what she wants
when she wants to do it
389
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:37,617
and she has fun.
390
00:18:37,652 --> 00:18:41,287
And she thinks about that fun
and she learns from that fun.
391
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,390
How did she get that way?
392
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:47,193
Use your brain.
393
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,762
Hey, look at me.
394
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:54,099
Use your brain.
395
00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,672
- Oh, I can't get my...
- ( Chuckles )
396
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,475
Lights off.
397
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:07,945
You want me
to leave my boots on?
398
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,748
Um, it's up to you.
399
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:13,151
Seems to me you'd want to put
your feet up on the bed, though.
400
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,288
Okay.
401
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:24,730
We don't have to have sex.
402
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,899
- Well, do you want to have sex?
- Yeah, of course.
403
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,536
I just... I don't
want to pressure you.
404
00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:31,805
No, I like pressure.
405
00:19:33,441 --> 00:19:35,008
( Gasps )
406
00:19:46,421 --> 00:19:48,188
Sorry.
407
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:57,129
- What's your favorite part?
- Of what?
408
00:19:57,164 --> 00:19:59,265
Of fucking me?
409
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:02,468
( Laughs ) Don't know,
I haven't done it yet.
410
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:12,212
- Ow.
- Sorry.
411
00:20:16,785 --> 00:20:18,686
What are you doing?
412
00:20:18,721 --> 00:20:20,188
Um...
413
00:20:20,222 --> 00:20:22,724
Please don't put your
finger in my asshole.
414
00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:24,625
You weren't telling me what
it was that you wanted at all,
415
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:26,027
so I was just trying
to guess what you wanted.
416
00:20:26,061 --> 00:20:28,096
You're allowed to just tell
me what it is you want.
417
00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:30,464
I just want to have sex.
418
00:20:30,498 --> 00:20:32,399
Okay.
419
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,322
( Breathing heavily )
420
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,734
I'm tight, like a baby, right?
421
00:21:04,768 --> 00:21:07,036
Come on, that's...
422
00:21:07,070 --> 00:21:08,471
Fuck.
423
00:21:08,505 --> 00:21:10,473
- Loreen: Oh!
- Tad: Fuck, that feels good.
424
00:21:10,508 --> 00:21:12,942
- ( Both laughing )
- Wet and wild.
425
00:21:12,976 --> 00:21:15,211
You are so embarrassing.
426
00:21:15,245 --> 00:21:16,846
( Laughs )
427
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,281
- Turn around.
- Now?
428
00:21:18,315 --> 00:21:20,583
- Right now, turn around.
- ( Laughs )
429
00:21:20,618 --> 00:21:22,152
- ( Grunts )
- Oh, my God.
430
00:21:22,186 --> 00:21:24,120
- Ahh!
- Oh, my God!
431
00:21:24,154 --> 00:21:26,656
Ah! Ah!
432
00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:28,324
Let me get a leg up.
433
00:21:28,358 --> 00:21:31,027
- Oh!
- ( Thuds )
434
00:21:31,061 --> 00:21:33,629
( Giggles )
Honey?
435
00:21:33,664 --> 00:21:35,164
Tad?!
436
00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:38,501
It's right here.
437
00:21:38,535 --> 00:21:40,002
Well, thank you for everything.
438
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:41,271
- And for the ride.
- Yeah.
439
00:21:41,305 --> 00:21:43,773
- I will see you soon.
- Okay.
440
00:21:43,807 --> 00:21:45,842
( Kisses )
441
00:21:47,778 --> 00:21:50,647
- Get home safely.
- Okay.
442
00:21:50,682 --> 00:21:53,751
Bye. Bye.
443
00:21:59,691 --> 00:22:02,692
Loreen:
Tad? Oh, my God.
444
00:22:02,726 --> 00:22:05,262
Honey? Sweetie,can you hear me?
445
00:22:05,296 --> 00:22:07,197
Tad? Baby?
446
00:22:07,231 --> 00:22:09,032
- Oh, my God.
- Can you hear me?
447
00:22:09,067 --> 00:22:10,334
Oh, my God.
What's going on?
448
00:22:10,368 --> 00:22:11,935
He slipped and hit his head.
449
00:22:11,970 --> 00:22:13,870
He's out.
He is concussed.
450
00:22:13,905 --> 00:22:15,539
Well, what was he doing?
How did that happen?
451
00:22:15,573 --> 00:22:17,842
We were having sex.
452
00:22:18,744 --> 00:22:20,044
Okay, dad?
453
00:22:20,078 --> 00:22:22,180
Dad? Daddy?
454
00:22:22,214 --> 00:22:23,881
- Daddy?
- Oh.
455
00:22:23,916 --> 00:22:25,316
Okay, mom.
He's not passed out.
456
00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:27,118
Not passed out.
He's not passed out.
457
00:22:27,152 --> 00:22:29,353
- I think I tore my back.
- Your back?
458
00:22:29,387 --> 00:22:31,455
My head is nothing
compared to my back.
459
00:22:31,489 --> 00:22:33,690
- Oh, my God.
- Shit, I feel awful.
460
00:22:33,725 --> 00:22:34,925
I think we should,
like, put him in a robe
461
00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:37,127
or cover him and just
get him into bed.
462
00:22:37,161 --> 00:22:39,029
You can go to your room.
I can get this.
463
00:22:39,064 --> 00:22:41,232
No, mom.
I can help you, okay?
464
00:22:41,266 --> 00:22:43,067
So just grab his arm,
grab his arm.
465
00:22:43,101 --> 00:22:45,269
We're gonna get him up.
We're gonna do this.
466
00:22:45,304 --> 00:22:47,238
- Oh, my God.
- And just hold onto the towel.
467
00:22:47,272 --> 00:22:50,208
- Or don't hold onto the towel.
- Oh! I'm embarrassed!
468
00:22:50,242 --> 00:22:51,743
Of course you're embarrassed
469
00:22:51,777 --> 00:22:54,913
because this is horribly
embarrassing for everyone involved.
470
00:22:54,947 --> 00:22:56,081
Okay.
471
00:22:56,115 --> 00:22:57,950
That is fully your wet butt.
472
00:22:57,984 --> 00:23:00,219
That's what's going on here.
Okay, mom, so you can just...
473
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:02,921
Hannah: Just give a shout if you
need anything, okay, daddy?
474
00:23:02,956 --> 00:23:04,656
I'm fine,
475
00:23:04,691 --> 00:23:06,625
just realizing
I'm growing older.
476
00:23:06,659 --> 00:23:08,827
No, no.
477
00:23:11,029 --> 00:23:13,664
Okay, now I get why you didn't
want to talk about sex.
478
00:23:13,698 --> 00:23:16,299
( Laughs )
Oh, please.
479
00:23:16,334 --> 00:23:18,568
- How was your date?
- It was good.
480
00:23:18,603 --> 00:23:20,971
He's really nice.
481
00:23:21,005 --> 00:23:22,439
Well, he seems it.
482
00:23:22,473 --> 00:23:25,541
Maybe not enough fire burning
under his ass for your taste,
483
00:23:25,576 --> 00:23:27,677
but he'll do for the day?
484
00:23:27,711 --> 00:23:30,580
Yeah, he'll do for the day.
485
00:23:33,351 --> 00:23:35,919
Okay, I'm gonna go to sleep
because that is an early flight.
486
00:23:35,953 --> 00:23:39,856
Is everything okay
with you moneywise?
487
00:23:39,890 --> 00:23:41,358
I mean, really okay?
488
00:23:41,392 --> 00:23:44,194
Because that was a hard blow
we dealt you, cutting you off.
489
00:23:44,228 --> 00:23:47,131
It would make sense if you weren't
all the way on your feet.
490
00:23:47,165 --> 00:23:50,167
We're proud of you
for making it work.
491
00:23:51,603 --> 00:23:54,872
I only mention jobs around
here because I miss you.
492
00:23:57,008 --> 00:23:58,809
No, I'm good.
493
00:23:58,843 --> 00:24:00,544
I'm making it work.
494
00:24:00,578 --> 00:24:04,214
That is my scrappy little girl.
495
00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:06,883
( Both chuckling )
496
00:24:08,486 --> 00:24:11,555
- Love you.
- I love you, too, sweetie.
497
00:24:11,589 --> 00:24:13,023
Sleep well.
498
00:24:13,057 --> 00:24:14,658
You, too.
See you in the morning.
499
00:24:14,692 --> 00:24:17,194
See you in the morning.
500
00:24:25,303 --> 00:24:27,271
( Cell phone chiming )
501
00:24:35,681 --> 00:24:37,682
- Hello?
- Adam: Yo, kid.
502
00:24:37,716 --> 00:24:40,218
Oh, hi.
503
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,287
- It's Hannah.
- I know, I called you.
504
00:24:43,322 --> 00:24:45,290
Oh, yeah.
I was sleeping.
505
00:24:45,324 --> 00:24:47,392
Yeah, you sound sleepy.
I'm sorry, kid.
506
00:24:47,426 --> 00:24:50,161
Oh, no. It's okay.
I'm actually... I'm home.
507
00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:52,697
Yeah, I'm home, too.
508
00:24:52,732 --> 00:24:53,965
Yeah, but I'm like home, home,
509
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,667
like, at my parents'
home, home.
510
00:24:55,701 --> 00:24:58,470
Like, looking at a goo goo
dolls' poster as we speak.
511
00:24:58,504 --> 00:24:59,804
( Laughs )
512
00:24:59,839 --> 00:25:01,539
Well, how are things in Ohio?
513
00:25:01,574 --> 00:25:03,708
I'm in Michigan,
514
00:25:03,742 --> 00:25:05,844
so I don't really know
how things are in Ohio.
515
00:25:05,878 --> 00:25:07,345
Oh, shit, fuck.
Sorry... Michigan.
516
00:25:07,379 --> 00:25:08,746
( Laughs )
No, it's fine.
517
00:25:08,781 --> 00:25:10,381
I mean, I don't even care
if people get my name wrong.
518
00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:12,917
Are you just calling to say hi?
519
00:25:12,951 --> 00:25:16,087
Yeah. Did you
call me earlier?
520
00:25:16,122 --> 00:25:18,923
- Did I?
- A few times, yeah.
521
00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:22,427
- Everything okay?
- Oh, um...
522
00:25:22,461 --> 00:25:25,396
Yeah, things here are good.
They're interesting.
523
00:25:25,430 --> 00:25:28,065
I just helped my dad
after a sex injury,
524
00:25:28,099 --> 00:25:30,534
so, that happened.
525
00:25:30,602 --> 00:25:32,536
You're having sex
with your father?
526
00:25:32,570 --> 00:25:34,671
Uh, no, I wasn't having
sex with my father.
527
00:25:34,705 --> 00:25:36,506
He was having sex
with my mother.
528
00:25:36,540 --> 00:25:38,708
Oh, that seems
like a better match.
529
00:25:38,742 --> 00:25:41,911
I was actually... I was out
having sex with someone else.
530
00:25:41,945 --> 00:25:44,180
I was having sex
with a pharmacist.
531
00:25:44,214 --> 00:25:46,148
Oh, yeah?Was it fun?
532
00:25:46,183 --> 00:25:48,451
Uh, fun?
533
00:25:48,485 --> 00:25:50,787
Sure. I mean,
physically, yes.
534
00:25:50,821 --> 00:25:52,922
Yes, it was.
But...
535
00:25:52,956 --> 00:25:55,659
Was that a very weird thing
for me to just tell you?
536
00:25:55,693 --> 00:25:57,160
Why would that be weird?
537
00:25:57,195 --> 00:26:00,064
I mean, honestly, I was just
so amazed by his apartment.
538
00:26:00,098 --> 00:26:02,000
It's huge. It's like twice
the size of yours,
539
00:26:02,034 --> 00:26:03,902
and he paid nothing for it.
540
00:26:03,936 --> 00:26:07,105
And it just made me think, "why doesn't
everyone who's struggling in New York
541
00:26:07,139 --> 00:26:08,774
move here and start
the revolution?"
542
00:26:08,808 --> 00:26:10,509
It's like we're all
slaves to this place
543
00:26:10,543 --> 00:26:13,712
that doesn't even really
want us. You know?
544
00:26:14,914 --> 00:26:16,414
I did call you
545
00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:19,084
because I wanted to make sure
you hadn't disappeared.
546
00:26:19,118 --> 00:26:20,719
What do you mean?
547
00:26:20,753 --> 00:26:22,587
I realized today that if
something happened to one of us,
548
00:26:22,621 --> 00:26:24,222
the other one won't have
no way of ever knowing
549
00:26:24,256 --> 00:26:26,090
'cause it's not like your
friends would call me.
550
00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:28,426
It's not like I know
your mom, so, you know,
551
00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:31,195
if something happened to you, I
would never know you were gone.
552
00:26:31,230 --> 00:26:33,564
So I guess I was just
calling to make sure
553
00:26:33,598 --> 00:26:36,467
that you would call me
if you ever disappeared.
554
00:26:36,501 --> 00:26:38,401
Which doesn't even make sense.
555
00:26:38,436 --> 00:26:41,004
Uh, okay, kid, will do.
556
00:26:42,006 --> 00:26:44,107
- I miss you.
- You do?
557
00:26:44,141 --> 00:26:46,442
I do, yeah.
I wish you were here right now.
558
00:26:46,510 --> 00:26:48,178
I saw your name earlier
on the phone
559
00:26:48,212 --> 00:26:49,913
and I was like,
"where the fuck is that girl?
560
00:26:49,947 --> 00:26:51,781
I wish she was
here right now."
561
00:26:53,884 --> 00:26:56,152
Well, I'm in Michigan, so...
562
00:26:56,186 --> 00:26:59,187
What do you see out your windowin New York right now?
563
00:27:00,490 --> 00:27:02,491
( Groans ) You want me
to get up and look?
564
00:27:02,526 --> 00:27:03,559
I do, yeah.
565
00:27:03,593 --> 00:27:06,963
- Get up and look.
- ( Groans )
566
00:27:10,602 --> 00:27:14,071
- Okay, what do I see?
- ( Siren blaring )
567
00:27:14,105 --> 00:27:15,806
Oh! Oh!
568
00:27:15,841 --> 00:27:17,608
There's this lady crackhead.
569
00:27:17,643 --> 00:27:19,310
I've talked to her,like, twice.
570
00:27:19,344 --> 00:27:21,946
She's pretty fucking tweaked,
571
00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:23,814
but, I don't know, funny.
572
00:27:23,849 --> 00:27:25,816
One time we had a
conversation about cashews
573
00:27:25,851 --> 00:27:27,118
that lasted, like, 30 minutes.
574
00:27:27,152 --> 00:27:28,686
She, like, wanted cashews,
575
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,254
and she thought i had them,
576
00:27:30,289 --> 00:27:32,490
but I didn't, so she was
trying to grab my ass,
577
00:27:32,524 --> 00:27:34,458
saying I had themin my back pocket.
578
00:27:34,492 --> 00:27:36,126
I'm like, "no, I don't have
them in my back pocket..."
579
00:27:38,051 --> 00:27:44,051
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