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I'm going to play a song.

I'm Diana Grace.

Oh, rolling. Gunner's stepmom and I go way back.

So I'm Gunner, and I'm here because I'm trying to find a girlfriend.

Her stepson is looking for a hot date and decided to set us up. It's 2026, and

the dating apps are not the way. I've tried everything, and I was complaining

my stepmom. She decided to throw me a bone.

I mean, we're best friends, so I thought, why not?

She's hooking me up on a date.

with one of her super, super hot best friends. Plus, he's a nice younger

gentleman. I think he'd be able to keep up with me.

I'm kind of excited, but she's older, so... We're going to have a nice little

coffee date, and... And I'm kind of curious to see how that's going to go.

excited to see where this leads.

All right, guys.

Let's go find out what this date's going to be.

Hey, what's up? He's cute.

And I can't believe my friend never showed me him before.

It's practically a crime.

I'm Diana.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I'm so excited for our date today.

Yeah, she's fucking hot.

You know, I love staying up late and having long, deep conversations.

I like that he has those big muscles.

I'm quite adventurous, so he should definitely keep up.

I thought we could try some different coffees and creams and, well, hopefully

get a little spicy.

I have a whole evening planned of us sipping coffee and trying different

Yo, bro, Diana is so bad, dude.

She's already talking about staying up all night on some crazy business.

Yo.

That's fine by me, dude.

I think he'll be into it.

Yeah, let's do it.

Let's go.

Yo.

Diana is so bad, dude.

Like... For real.

She's already talking about staying up all night and everything.

Dude, I'm excited.

Thank you.

Cheers.

I'm a real coffee snob.

I'd love it if you'd share some of that experience with me.

This is a French roast.

It has a very rich and sweet flavor.

Almost a little chocolatey, warm, and caramelized.

Bro, what?

What?

I mean, yeah, it's good coffee.

Just kind of tastes like coffee.

It's sweet because of how the beans are roasted.

Just smell it.

What?

Come on.

Don't smell anything specific.

Take another drink.

And really try and savor the flavor.

It tastes like coffee.

Just like my perfume, it has many more notes to it.

I mean, I guess.

I don't really smell like anything.

What a punk.

Come closer.

Ah, okay, I smell it now.

Very floral and sweet.

That's right.

Yo, this coffee shit, not my cup of tea. But them titties, though.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

See?

Maybe you just need to take some more time to appreciate the finer things,

But the whole perfume thing, I'm not drawing any comparison.

Listen,

I'm just going to play along and see where it goes.

Maybe we can even spice things up a bit.

What is it?

This one is a Colombian blend.

It's even roasted with ghost peppers and has a hint of protein powder.

Oh my god.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

You said ghost peppers?

The cream is supposed to help with the heat.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

Well, it didn't. Holy fuck.

Whoa. That coffee was hot as fuck. I like my men how I like my coffee.

Big, old, strong.

Maybe a little spicy.

Sweating. I'm fucking sweating.

Gunner is such a little cutie.

And I think he handled the spice pretty well, if you ask me.

Really looking forward, though, to seeing how he handles some hot pussy.

You know, the heat's catching up to me a little bit, too.

I guess now we're even.

That's what I'm talking about.

You can touch them if you want.

I mean, we need to burn off all this extra energy somehow.

I'm so down to fuck and see what she tastes like.

I mean, who doesn't like a little bit of cream in their coffee?

I'm so fucking ready.

back and take a picture

Now get down there I want you to taste me

Right there, right there, right there.

There you go, there you go, there you go.

Right, right.

Mm -hmm.

Eat it, eat it, eat it.

There you go.

She loved it.

Oh God, I feel so bad.

Right there. Right there.

Thank you.

right there

They're COVID.

That's John.

And her coffee.

That spicy one really gave me a kick.

It sure did.

Hey, on the low, my stepmom has some freaky ass friends, dude.

So much cum.

All over me.

I mean, what girl doesn't love a big load?

I enjoyed my time with Miss Diana, dude.

But I'm just not into trying new shit like I thought I would be. Plus, all

coffee talk was kind of weird.

You know, man, I really enjoyed my time, but

unfortunately, Miss Diana is not the one for me.

Whatever. The coffee in the world wouldn't be enough for him to keep up