Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:10,333 --> 00:00:13,208
Pangu separated heaven and earth.
All things flourished.
2
00:00:14,916 --> 00:00:18,083
Thousands of years ago,
demonic flames sundered the land.
3
00:00:18,166 --> 00:00:20,666
The Demon King of the Sixth Heaven
entered the Human Realm.
4
00:00:21,291 --> 00:00:24,458
He fed on the living to enhance his power,
5
00:00:24,541 --> 00:00:26,666
desiring to become the supreme overlord.
6
00:00:28,416 --> 00:00:31,500
The Celestial Realm sent its
fiercest warrior, the Third Crown Prince,
7
00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:33,291
to subdue the demon.
8
00:00:33,791 --> 00:00:36,500
The ensuing battle was earth-shattering.
9
00:00:37,041 --> 00:00:39,458
The Demon King was driven back to hell.
10
00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:43,250
But the battle
left the Human Realm in ruins.
11
00:00:43,791 --> 00:00:46,125
So the Celestial Realm
prohibited gods and demons
12
00:00:46,208 --> 00:00:48,791
from entering the Human Realm
in their true forms.
13
00:00:49,291 --> 00:00:52,958
Henceforth, any god or demon
who wishes to enter the Human Realm
14
00:00:54,041 --> 00:00:56,958
must use spirit channeling
to circumvent this ban.
15
00:00:58,916 --> 00:01:01,041
However,
very few people in the Human Realm
16
00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,583
can forge covenants
with gods and demons
17
00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:07,166
and become supernatural agents.
18
00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:26,666
Among those who do,
19
00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:29,750
some are endowed with immense power
and grave duties.
20
00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:32,375
They are called…
21
00:01:35,458 --> 00:01:36,500
agents from above.
22
00:01:36,583 --> 00:01:38,416
AGENT FROM ABOVE
23
00:01:42,291 --> 00:01:47,083
THE SINNER
24
00:01:54,541 --> 00:02:00,875
DONGFENG MARKET
25
00:02:24,625 --> 00:02:25,458
Excuse me,
26
00:02:25,541 --> 00:02:26,625
do you know…
27
00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,875
Stop if you're human.
28
00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:45,083
Enter if you're a ghost.
29
00:03:50,916 --> 00:03:54,583
MASTER HAN CHIEH
409, NO. 56, LN. 114, DONGFENG ST., TAIPEI
30
00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:18,958
409, NO. 56, LN. 114, DONGFENG ST.
31
00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,583
-Who is it?
-I'm looking for Han Chieh.
32
00:04:41,541 --> 00:04:42,458
What do you want?
33
00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:45,500
Hi, Master Han. I'm Leafy.
34
00:04:45,583 --> 00:04:47,916
I heard you specialize
in ghost-related issues.
35
00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,416
-Sorry, I don't take new clients.
-Hey, wait.
36
00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,791
I know you only work
for the Third Crown Prince.
37
00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,875
But I have no one else to turn to.
38
00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:58,875
Someone put this under my dad's pillow.
39
00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:01,416
A female ghost enchanted him.
40
00:05:06,041 --> 00:05:08,083
Go away. Don't bother me again.
41
00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:18,625
What's wrong with you? Go home.
42
00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:22,166
What's with your attitude?
43
00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:24,958
Some great master,
more like a scamming lowlife!
44
00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:27,250
I told you to go home, hear me?
45
00:06:02,458 --> 00:06:03,291
-Hey.
-Come on.
46
00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,083
What're you doing?
47
00:07:05,833 --> 00:07:07,958
Little girl, how old are you?
48
00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:09,291
I'm 21.
49
00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:20,333
When's your next day off?
50
00:07:21,125 --> 00:07:22,083
I'm not sure.
51
00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:25,000
She's only 21.
52
00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:26,750
Be gentle with her.
53
00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:28,583
Or the heavens might punish you.
54
00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:30,750
I'm off.
55
00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:33,125
I'll come round when I'm free.
56
00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:53,291
Stupid bird. What now?
57
00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:02,375
I've got so many tasks.
And you won't let me smoke.
58
00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:03,333
Give me a break.
59
00:08:05,291 --> 00:08:06,541
Thank you.
60
00:08:17,541 --> 00:08:18,625
Master Han.
61
00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:23,708
My mom's
been seeing a feng shui master.
62
00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:26,958
He knows we've got money,
and is using this to hurt my dad.
63
00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:27,875
It's fake.
64
00:08:28,666 --> 00:08:29,541
It's real.
65
00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:31,458
I've seen it more than once.
66
00:08:31,541 --> 00:08:32,541
WUMENG OCCULTIST…
67
00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:35,333
Says he's a master
of the Wumeng Maoshan Technique.
68
00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:39,416
Wumeng Maoshan?
69
00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,458
HO CHUN-LAI
70
00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:55,250
SOLE HEIR OF WUMENG MAOSHAN TRADITION
DISCIPLE OF MASTER CHEN CHI-SHA
71
00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:04,166
WUMENG OCCULTIST USES
FEMALE GHOSTS TO TARGET FAMILY
72
00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:07,375
SOLE HEIR OF WUMENG MAOSHAN TRADITION
73
00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,291
-You should've shown me sooner.
-You know him?
74
00:09:14,541 --> 00:09:15,375
No, not him.
75
00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,500
MASTER CHEN CHI-SHA
76
00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:19,958
But his master, Chen Chi-sha,
is pretty famous.
77
00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:29,916
Seems your family's in trouble.
I've just gotten orders from above.
78
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,791
From the Third Crown Prince?
79
00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,750
I'll take a look tomorrow.
80
00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:37,500
Thank you, Master Han.
81
00:09:38,416 --> 00:09:39,750
Don't call me "Master".
82
00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:42,375
I said I'd take a look,
not take the job.
83
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,250
Yes, Mr. Han.
84
00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:48,125
What was all that outside just now?
85
00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:54,916
Some asshole had relationship troubles
here a few years back.
86
00:09:56,041 --> 00:09:57,875
He started a fire to end it all.
87
00:09:58,375 --> 00:09:59,916
But the asshole survived.
88
00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:02,458
The residents here weren't so lucky.
89
00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:04,625
As they died unjustly,
90
00:10:04,708 --> 00:10:08,375
most of them became earthbound spirits
and got stuck here.
91
00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:13,208
Every night after 11 p.m.,
they get real spooked out.
92
00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:15,041
They think he'll come back
93
00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:18,208
and set fire to the place again.
Like you saw earlier.
94
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,333
Get it?
95
00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:30,125
Mr. Han, what was that for?
96
00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:40,958
Opening your third eye
so you don't spook my neighbors.
97
00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:01,708
They're your neighbors?
98
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,458
It's fine, nothing to be afraid of.
99
00:11:23,958 --> 00:11:25,416
Sorry to disturb you.
100
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:34,125
TAIPEI CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT
CENTRAL DISTRICT PRECINCT
101
00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:37,708
I can't,
she's in tears just talking about it.
102
00:11:37,791 --> 00:11:39,458
Sir, don't wire the money yet.
103
00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:41,000
Do nothing at the bank.
104
00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:43,375
Let the police handle it
when they arrive.
105
00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:45,708
But what if
my overseas girlfriend dumps me?
106
00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:48,583
Damn it. I'm not a god, how should I know?
107
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:52,500
She told you to ignore the police.
Only scammers say that, sir.
108
00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:54,375
-What we have is true love.
-Sir.
109
00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:57,625
Sir. Hey, sir.
110
00:11:58,916 --> 00:12:01,750
Goddammit, he won't listen.
111
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:09,500
Restroom Peeping Tom.
112
00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,583
No one shows up on the security cam.
113
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:15,000
Have Han Chieh look into it.
See if it's a ghost.
114
00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:18,416
No filthy spirits escape my spirit vision.
115
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,333
As if.
116
00:12:20,416 --> 00:12:23,083
You were just born
with the ability to see them.
117
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:26,916
You're on this case to make you useful.
118
00:12:27,541 --> 00:12:29,708
Don't worry, Chao. Leave this to me.
119
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:33,208
If I can handle these old-timers,
what's a few ghosts?
120
00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:47,416
The first time I saw her,
she was standing there.
121
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:51,500
The second time,
she was standing there.
122
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,250
MY JAPAN TRIP
I'LL BE BACK WHEN I'M BETTER
123
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:19,083
LEAFY, YOU CAN DO IT!
GET WELL SOON
124
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:27,333
BEI KANG UNITED HOSPITAL, YEH CHIH-LING
125
00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,125
Hey. Not in here.
126
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:41,291
Are you okay?
127
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,000
I'm fine. It's just leukemia.
128
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,541
Look. Pretty cool, right?
129
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:02,791
Yeah.
130
00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:08,250
I found the red envelope here.
131
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,458
Look, another one.
132
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,041
I don't smell anything. It's a fake.
133
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:32,333
That's not possible. I know I saw her.
134
00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:35,750
If there really was a ghost,
I'd be able to see her and smell her.
135
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,708
But I don't smell a thing
on this red envelope.
136
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:40,958
Maybe you imagined it?
137
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:43,791
In here, Master Ho.
138
00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:46,500
Sorry for troubling you again.
139
00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:48,625
Here, this way.
140
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:49,625
Chih-ling.
141
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:51,916
You have company?
142
00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:53,291
-Yes.
-Hello.
143
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,916
He studies film at college too.
144
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:58,333
I asked Master Ho
to check how you're doing today.
145
00:14:58,416 --> 00:15:00,833
Have a seat. I'll get some fruit.
146
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,291
Give me a hand.
147
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:04,166
Please sit.
148
00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:10,000
So, Master Ho,
you're an expert on feng shui
149
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,000
and sick girls.
150
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,250
I came to read her palms
151
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,291
to see how she can avoid her doom.
152
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,250
Avoid doom?
153
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,541
By putting this here?
154
00:15:22,416 --> 00:15:23,500
How's Chen Chi-sha?
155
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,958
Master Chen retired years ago.
156
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:29,333
He spends his time in the sun
enjoying life.
157
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,791
This red envelope
helps thwart extramarital affairs,
158
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:35,750
so Mrs. Yeh can save her marriage.
159
00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:38,500
I know all about
the Wumeng Maoshan Technique.
160
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:42,208
So I'm warning you not to harm them.
161
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:46,875
Young man.
162
00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:50,166
They pay me to alleviate their woes.
163
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,458
Why would I wish them harm?
164
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,083
WUMENG OCCULTIST USES
165
00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:05,750
FEMALE GHOSTS TO TARGET FAMILY
166
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,083
GHOST HAUNTS LADIES' ROOM
167
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,666
Han Chieh, I don't trust that guy.
168
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,541
Why are you here again?
Shouldn't you be at home resting?
169
00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:23,958
I told my mom we're making a movie.
170
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:26,000
She actually agreed to let me out.
171
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,000
Find someone else to hang out with.
I'm busy.
172
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:32,333
Doing what?
173
00:16:32,916 --> 00:16:34,583
Did you get new instructions?
174
00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:36,500
Can I tag along?
175
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,625
My house is still haunted.
176
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:47,666
Really gonna just ditch me like this?
177
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:53,000
That'd make me sad.
I'll start crying and make a scene.
178
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:56,500
People will think we're a couple fighting.
179
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:03,083
A new friend?
Won't you introduce us?
180
00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:07,416
Not like that.
She's a client. We're not close.
181
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,166
Hi, we're friends.
182
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,916
Chieh is my neighbor.
His friend is my friend.
183
00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:17,541
-What'll it be?
-The usual, pork rice bowl.
184
00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:18,791
One more.
185
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:21,708
Okay.
186
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:33,166
And she is…
187
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,750
Hey, that's messed up. Is she even 18?
188
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,875
My house is haunted.
I asked him for help.
189
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,958
What a coincidence.
I need his help too.
190
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,125
Eaten yet?
191
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:48,500
Not yet.
So you'd better not ruin my appetite.
192
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:51,916
Look at a case for me.
193
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:53,583
Why should I?
194
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:56,333
'Cause you're a model citizen
helping the cops.
195
00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:58,750
-Do I look like a model citizen?
-Yeah.
196
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:01,458
A really handsome one.
I'll treat you to bubble tea.
197
00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:03,500
Thanks, uncle officer.
198
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,916
Uncle?
199
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,250
I mean, officer.
200
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:08,750
Sister Lo, three bubble teas!
201
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,375
-A Peeping Tom?
-Yeah.
202
00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:18,791
Four reports this month of a pervert
harassing girls at an internet cafe.
203
00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:22,291
There is nobody in the footage.
It has to be a ghost.
204
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:26,541
-So you came to see me?
-Yeah.
205
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,333
GHOST HAUNTS LADIES' ROOM
206
00:18:32,916 --> 00:18:35,208
I've got instructions from above.
I'm on it.
207
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,041
-I'll go too.
-No.
208
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:39,125
Your masculinity
will scare the ghost off.
209
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,500
-Then I'll go.
-No way.
210
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:42,458
You're too young.
211
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:47,916
You can come.
212
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:14,791
Hey! Show some respect.
213
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,708
How can you watch that stuff
in front of me?
214
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,708
It's not for you.
It's for the Peeping Tom.
215
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:23,333
Seeing a girl watching porn
might lure him out.
216
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,416
What kind of dumbass move is that?
217
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:30,375
You'd better earn your keep.
Turn on all the computers.
218
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,416
We'll bait the pervert.
219
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:53,875
Han Chieh.
220
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:57,541
Why'd you become
the Third Crown Prince's agent?
221
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,625
Hey, you already know about my wig.
222
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,375
You should open up to me too.
223
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:11,750
For my family.
224
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,166
Family?
225
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,333
Where are they?
226
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,041
In hell.
227
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,375
When I was young, I made a huge mistake
228
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,166
and got them killed.
229
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:31,583
So I decided to kill myself.
230
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,333
Hey.
231
00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:16,458
Think jumping off some building
and dying would fix everything?
232
00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:19,875
Kid.
233
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,458
You got my aide killed.
How are you going to repay me?
234
00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:25,750
I…
235
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,541
Who was your assistant?
236
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,166
Your dad.
237
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,375
Your dad was my assistant.
238
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:36,708
So what's it going to be?
239
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:38,958
My dad?
240
00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:40,875
I…
241
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:42,625
Take my life instead.
242
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:43,958
Okay?
243
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:47,375
Your lousy life
244
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:51,041
is even lousier than the rag
your dad cleaned the table with.
245
00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:54,125
Take your life? It's not that simple.
246
00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:36,875
Dad!
247
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:38,375
Mom!
248
00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:42,041
This is what you humans call hell.
249
00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,083
Your parents didn't raise you properly.
250
00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:47,375
So they'll be punished in your place
251
00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:49,250
until you atone for their sins.
252
00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:54,458
It was my mistake.
253
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,333
Let them out.
254
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,500
Take me instead. Take me.
255
00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:02,250
That's not going to happen.
256
00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:05,166
But we can negotiate terms.
257
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,750
Make life a bit easier for them in there.
258
00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:09,791
Okay.
259
00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:15,416
I'll do anything you want. Anything.
260
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:18,875
I'll do anything you want.
261
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:24,958
Who exactly are you?
262
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,583
You've forgotten me?
263
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:36,791
I'm that handsome guy you've worshiped
264
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,875
since you were a kid.
265
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:48,666
Third Crown Prince.
266
00:23:51,916 --> 00:23:53,166
Is it really you?
267
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:57,791
Kid, you got your dad killed.
268
00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:01,666
Starting today, you must repay his debt.
269
00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:08,541
Prepare yourself.
270
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:12,208
This debt… is heavy as hell.
271
00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:16,125
FIRE-TIPPED SPEAR
272
00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:17,125
QIANKUN HOOP
273
00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:18,166
RED ARMILLARY SASH
274
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:19,500
NINE DRAGONS DIVINE FIRE BARRIER
275
00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:25,708
QIANKUN HOOP
276
00:24:25,791 --> 00:24:27,791
He said that
after I use up these milk caps,
277
00:24:27,875 --> 00:24:30,708
my debt would be cleared
and my parents reincarnated.
278
00:24:30,791 --> 00:24:32,541
Three thousand and six hundred of them.
279
00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:36,625
It's been over a decade.
It'll all be over soon.
280
00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:42,041
So you talk to the Third Crown Prince
through that bird?
281
00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:43,916
And beat up whoever he tells you to?
282
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,041
Pretty much.
283
00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:47,916
Like religious con-men
or malevolent ghosts.
284
00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:50,666
Happy now?
285
00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:52,541
Go turn on the computers.
286
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,333
Okay.
287
00:24:55,541 --> 00:24:58,791
So you beat up people too?
I thought you only beat up ghosts.
288
00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:02,708
You get good and bad people.
It's the same with ghosts.
289
00:25:02,791 --> 00:25:05,833
Either way, I reason with them if I can.
290
00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:07,375
If not…
291
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:10,458
I kick their asses.
292
00:25:12,208 --> 00:25:14,500
I thought the gods
would try to spread love.
293
00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:17,875
The Third Crown Prince
gave me these to fight with,
294
00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:19,708
not to spread love.
295
00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:27,541
Stop right there.
I don't want to use a milk cap on you.
296
00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:28,458
What?
297
00:25:28,541 --> 00:25:29,625
Playing dumb with me?
298
00:25:30,916 --> 00:25:32,000
I'm talking to you.
299
00:25:32,666 --> 00:25:33,666
I'm listening.
300
00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:38,625
You can see me?
301
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:44,333
Fuck, my glasses.
302
00:25:44,416 --> 00:25:45,958
Wait up. I'm not done yet.
303
00:25:46,041 --> 00:25:46,875
Hang on!
304
00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:49,000
You made me do this.
305
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,333
Wang Hsiao-ming Third Gear.
306
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:41,000
Take this.
307
00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:58,750
No!
308
00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,125
Han Chieh!
309
00:27:49,791 --> 00:27:50,625
Give me a sec.
310
00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:52,375
Turn it back on.
311
00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:55,166
I'm sorry.
312
00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:05,583
Wang Hsiao-ming, right?
313
00:28:06,958 --> 00:28:08,041
Who are you?
314
00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:11,166
Why'd you hit me?
What'd I ever do to you?
315
00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:13,041
You didn't do anything to me,
316
00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:16,333
but you spy on women in the bathroom
and scare them.
317
00:28:17,375 --> 00:28:18,750
You're such a pervert.
318
00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,583
Just going to the toilet
will creep me out now.
319
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:25,083
Right. I am a pervert.
320
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,833
What else are perverts supposed to do?
321
00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:29,833
Help old ladies cross the street?
322
00:28:33,166 --> 00:28:35,958
I don't care what you are.
I'm here to catch you.
323
00:28:36,791 --> 00:28:38,000
You have two choices.
324
00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:41,666
One, behave yourself until
the spirit warden comes for you.
325
00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:44,375
Two, I beat you
until your soul dissipates.
326
00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:46,958
I died 'cause life was pointless.
327
00:28:47,041 --> 00:28:49,458
Now death's pointless too.
I can't do anything.
328
00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:51,791
Fine. Come on.
329
00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:53,583
Come on, make it fast.
330
00:28:53,666 --> 00:28:55,583
Hit me. Let my soul dissipate.
331
00:28:55,666 --> 00:28:56,708
Hit me.
332
00:28:56,791 --> 00:28:57,958
Come on, hit me.
333
00:28:58,041 --> 00:28:58,916
I can take it--
334
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:03,375
Wait!
335
00:29:04,291 --> 00:29:05,125
Wait a sec.
336
00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:07,166
Hey, I'm sorry.
337
00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:09,333
But isn't there a quicker way?
338
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,458
If I use a milk cap, it will hurt me more.
339
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:12,583
Just suck it up.
340
00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:18,791
Wait a sec!
341
00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:22,833
Okay, stop hitting me.
I'll do whatever you say.
342
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:24,750
Hey, no!
343
00:29:24,833 --> 00:29:25,666
Han Chieh!
344
00:29:26,583 --> 00:29:28,333
He said he'll do whatever you say.
345
00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:39,791
Where will I go if I can't stay here?
346
00:29:39,875 --> 00:29:42,958
Not my problem.
Stay out of other people's way
347
00:29:43,041 --> 00:29:44,541
and wait for the spirit warden.
348
00:29:44,625 --> 00:29:46,916
-For how long?
-How would I know?
349
00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:49,916
Could be a few days. Or a few years.
350
00:29:57,458 --> 00:30:00,875
You want me to stay
hidden away in darkness for years?
351
00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:03,333
I wanna go online.
352
00:30:03,416 --> 00:30:06,083
I wanna watch porn. I wanna watch anime.
353
00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:07,375
I wanna play games.
354
00:30:07,916 --> 00:30:10,958
I even missed out
on that billion game-coin giveaway!
355
00:30:11,041 --> 00:30:13,416
One billion. One billion. Fuck.
356
00:30:14,791 --> 00:30:17,416
Sounds like life was pretty good.
Why kill yourself?
357
00:30:22,583 --> 00:30:26,000
Because Hsiao-jou turned me down.
I took it hard and…
358
00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:30,333
You're a ghost now.
359
00:30:30,416 --> 00:30:32,458
Why not date lady ghosts?
360
00:30:32,541 --> 00:30:34,583
They're only into handsome ghosts.
361
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,791
I'll introduce one to you.
362
00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:38,250
Hey, don't be stupid.
363
00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:40,375
I can get her away from my dad
364
00:30:40,458 --> 00:30:41,833
and set her up with him.
365
00:30:41,916 --> 00:30:43,500
Everyone wins that way.
366
00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:46,333
Is she… hot?
367
00:30:46,958 --> 00:30:49,375
Yeah. And a stunning figure.
368
00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:51,291
That's enough. Time to go home.
369
00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:52,708
I don't want to go home.
370
00:30:52,791 --> 00:30:55,625
I'm going to follow my dad
and take care of that ghost.
371
00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:57,125
I told you.
372
00:30:57,708 --> 00:30:59,125
That red envelope is fake.
373
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,791
Hsiao-ming, come with me.
374
00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:03,791
-I'll take you to see her.
-Count me in.
375
00:31:04,708 --> 00:31:06,750
Hey, think you could pull me out?
376
00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:08,708
I'm kinda stuck right now.
377
00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:10,416
And what about my mission?
378
00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:15,000
He can stay if he has to.
I can do this on my own.
379
00:31:19,375 --> 00:31:20,208
Hey.
380
00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,333
Yo, is that your girl?
381
00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:23,833
She even over 18?
382
00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:26,625
No. Don't!
383
00:31:51,041 --> 00:31:52,041
Come here.
384
00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:56,833
Listen, Han Chieh's a decent guy.
No need to be so scared of him.
385
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:04,000
If you were more manly like him,
maybe girls would like you too.
386
00:32:08,291 --> 00:32:11,083
Han Chieh, can I ask you something?
387
00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:13,166
Any tips for hitting on girls?
388
00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:16,583
Why would a ghost need tips?
Just stay out of trouble.
389
00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:22,000
Hey, there's my dad.
390
00:32:28,291 --> 00:32:29,958
And? How about that ghost chick?
391
00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:34,208
It's just an ordinary woman.
We're done here. Let's go.
392
00:32:34,291 --> 00:32:36,708
No. I need to ask my dad about this.
393
00:32:36,791 --> 00:32:39,916
Calm down. This is between your parents.
What can you do?
394
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,916
I have to see what she looks like.
395
00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:02,500
Hey, the red wine's here.
396
00:33:07,958 --> 00:33:10,041
-I ordered two bottles today.
-Okay.
397
00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:31,750
You two need to talk. I'd better be going.
398
00:34:49,541 --> 00:34:51,833
Look, another one.
399
00:35:08,083 --> 00:35:11,625
Han Chieh… why are they following her?
400
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,500
Leafy got it wrong.
401
00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:21,083
Her mom put the envelope there,
but her dad's not the target.
402
00:35:23,291 --> 00:35:24,208
This woman is.
403
00:35:27,416 --> 00:35:29,458
But those two envelopes didn't smell.
404
00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:32,500
This must be a real pro.
405
00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:35,708
What smell? What's this smell?
406
00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:06,125
What's Ho Chun-lai got you doing?
407
00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:12,250
I can set you free.
408
00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:14,625
Chen Chi-sha always used to--
409
00:36:42,041 --> 00:36:42,875
Come out!
28663
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof