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to the apartment?

Come on in. I'm Dee.

Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.

This is my place.

Thanks. I'm sorry if we don't have any air conditioning up here. I know it was

so hot. Oh my gosh.

I was like running over here. Like I'm sweating. It's definitely, it's so humid

outside.

You think I smell a little. I feel, oh, I am really stinky.

Like it's kind of embarrassing.

I'm sweating.

Dude, I'm no Rose myself.

It's, like, we shouldn't even talk about it. Would you like to see the room?

Yeah, definitely.

That'd be super cool.

So, this is the room.

It's a good size for the neighborhood.

Yeah, no, I totally like it.

You have access to the fire escape, which is nice.

Yeah, I can put my bed over there.

Yeah, yeah, and there's plenty of room for storage.

You know, we could install an air conditioner, although I kind of like to

the apartment hot. Yeah, I agree.

Can I, by any chance, use your bathroom?

Oh, yeah, go ahead. Where is it? Oh, it's right over there. Thank you.

Deodorant, deodorant.

Fuck.

Fuck it. Fuck it.

Everything okay in there?

Um... Look, honestly, I'm completely covered in sweat.

I smell.

I'm stinky.

I went to your bathroom to look for deodorant. There's no deodorant. And the

water's turned off for some reason. And I tried water and it's...

Yeah, sorry. There's a plumbing problem.

I haven't actually been able to take a shower for, I don't know, days, so don't

worry about you. I think you smell fine.

All right. Well, thanks.

Well, anyway, besides this, I definitely love the room.

I would totally love to take it. I could pay you now, if anything.

So, I mean, if you want to... Okay, well, um...

I've got some other girls coming later to look at the room, but if you really

want it, I have a proposition.

I don't know if you've ever tried this before, but...

What do you think?

You don't need this.

Here.

Let me help you.

Arms up. I'm a little shy.

We have to get this.

Sorry. Getting ahead of myself.

A little ticklish, I'm sorry.

That makes it better.

You smell so good.

Really?

I don't know. I'm so glad that you didn't have any deodorant.

Your skin tastes heavenly.

Well, this is something new for me.

You've never done this before.

Have you?

Oh, yeah.

You like it?

It's actually kind of nice.

It's a little ticklish, but then there's, like, just this very soothing

I don't know, this feeling or whatever, like, that goes down my throat for some

reason.

Feels nice.

It's very like erotic.

This feels so good. Jesus Christ.

Oh, fuck.

Jesus, you know what you're doing, huh?

I like to think so.

Oh, you smell so good.

Jesus.

How does it feel?

It feels good.

You like it? Uh -huh.

Jesus

Christ.

You know, I'm a little surprised that I like this.

People usually are.

So musty.

I love you, everybody.

Oh my God.

You like doing that?

Mm -hmm. Oh my God.

You are sweaty.

And you stink so bad.

You have such bad biop. You like it that much? Mm -hmm.

That's a big turn up.

You want to switch?

You want to switch positions?

Yeah.

Oh, your armpit hair.

You like that? Uh -huh.

You smell so pungent.

Well, that's what you get when the water's out for days.

I'm licking you off without cleaning you up.

That's the best way to get a bath.

Oh, wow.

Oh, sorry.

Do you like that? I love it.

Oh, so much.

I'm giving you a tongue bath.

Hmm.

Stinky. Stinky, stinky.

But you like it, don't you? I do.

And I'm cleaning you up.

Stinky.

I love your armpit hair.

Can I bring it?

Anytime.

So,

did I get the room?

You haven't even seen the whole apartment yet.

Why don't I show you the other bedroom, and then we can figure it out?

All right.

So this is the bedroom.

This is the other bedroom.

This is my bedroom. This is your bedroom.

So you can move in whenever you want.

I'm going to paint the walls black.

Black's a little hard.

All right.

Will you keep

giving me baths until we get the water turned back on?

Sure, no problem.

This is going to be fun.

Living together.

Oh, God. This

feels so good.

Oh, I get to...

Do this all the time. All the time.

Wow,

you're really...

Long hair on a woman.

You ever seen that before?

I haven't, no.

It's pretty interesting.

What can I say?

Maybe... Like, I could just twirl it. Look at that. I could make little

You could pull on it a little bit. I could pull on it.

Look, check it out.

Like, when he teased me like that, yeah.

Look at that.

Go at it a little bit more.

Whatever you need to do.

Look

at

that.

You could braid it.

Look, I made three little things. Oh, you can spike it.

I'm totally spiking it.

We could even dye it. Yeah, we can.

It would match my hair. It would.

You could dye it blue.

I'll do this one.

turns you on. Oh, it does.

I'm spiking them.

You're already the best roommate I've ever had.

Oh my gosh.

I love the way they taste.

I love the way they smell.

I'm such a turn -on.

It's so cool.

And remember that long, hairy armpit hair?

I'm so glad you like it.

Oh, shit.

What time is it?

I've got another girl coming in 15 minutes to see the apartment.

Oh, but I thought that I had the place.

Oh, no, you do.

You have the place.

Oh, yeah, seriously.

It's pretty hot outside.

She's going to be pretty sweaty, too.

I was thinking maybe we could entertain the idea of another

roommate.

Another roommate, huh?

Or at least have ourselves a little housewarming party.

What do you think?

I totally, you know what, I think that would be a pretty good idea.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, no you don't. It's my turn.

Oh, I think I hear the door.

Okay. Stay where you are. All right.