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(Tessa)
Some say your wedding day
is the most romantic day
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of your life.
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But others would argue, it's
the day after your wedding.
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Good morning,
Mrs. Lafrique.
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Good morning,
Mr. Mrs. Lafrique.
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Ugh! While it may be perfectly
legal for you two
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to consummate this marriage
as often as you like
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'I doubt it's gonna get you
to school on time.'
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Oh! Sorry, dear!
I'm behind on my hoovering!
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Oh! Are they consummating?
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- Yeah.
- Aww.
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Does "Consummating" mean
what I think it means?
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Are they [beep]?
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That's what I thought
it meant.
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Okay, out! All of you, out!
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- Okay.
- So sensitive.
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This is why people
don't have their weddings
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on a school night.
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[theme music]
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♪ Last night I had ♪
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♪ A pleasant nightmare ♪
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♪ Ta-da-da-da ♪
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♪ Ta da da ♪
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(Tessa)
Hiya.
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(Tessa)
Lisa and Malik's wedding
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was notable for another reason.
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It was the first school night
in my whole entire life
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that dad didn't come home.
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You didn't actually think
that you were gonna sneak in
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the back door unnoticed,
did you?
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Okay. So, hello. Good morning.
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And, yes, you may have noticed
that I'm wearing
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last night's clothes,
but that's only because--
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I don't really need you
to paint the picture
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for me on this one,
George, but thanks.
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So, let me just say
that the assumption you made
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is correct,
and yes, although Dallas
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and I s-spent the night
visiting with one another--
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"Visiting?" Is that
what people your age call it?
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It doesn't mean anything,
we're not...
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I-it was a one-time thing, okay?
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We're all adults
and it was a totally harmless
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and unremarkable event.
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It was a huge mistake!
Our lives are ruined!
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Poor mommy.
I know how you feel.
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My mouth almost hooked up
with a piece of wedding cake
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but luckily, I pulled out
at the last minute.
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Dalia, why would I do
such a stupid thing?
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Because it was a wedding
and you were alone
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and Daddy Altman looks good
in a suit
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and the scent of Jasmine
was in the air
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and Jasmine makes you horny
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and "A Different World"
was a great show
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and whatever happened
to Jasmine guy
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and you and Daddy Altman
were meant to be.
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I will say...
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The sex was amazing.
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Whoo-hoo! Shamwow, baby!
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Did you, uh,
do it animal style?
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What does that mean?
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I think
it's with sauteed onions?
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Okay. Then, no.
No, we didn't.
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But I will say,
I needed that.
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Dallas kinda rocked my world.
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And we both totally know
what it's like
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to get some good, good sex.
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It's just like, whoops!
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I totally just had awesome sex
all over the place.
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You have children, so I know
you've been with a woman
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but I got to say,
it sounds like you haven't.
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I will take that
as a compliment.
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(Tessa)
'Whoa, this says
you guys are allowed'
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to cheat off one another.
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That, that can't be right.
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No, it's true,
in addition to a bank account
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married classmates
can legally share a GPA.
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And we also get to share
a marriage locker.
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[gasps]
Look, sweetie,
it's a double-wide!
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Wow, pretty sweet.
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Oh, we also decided to get
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a new joint email account.
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So from now on,
you can reach us both
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at lisaandmalikunitedinlove17@
computerforyou.com.
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There were 16 other
"lisaandmalikunitedinlove"
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accounts at computerforyou.com?
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Open your eyes, Tessa.
Love is all around.
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(Tessa)
Lisa was right. It seemed
like wherever I looked
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people had things
going on in their lives.
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Lisa and Malik had their
new marriage to share.
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George had a crazy
wedding hookup
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and my ex-boyfriend, Ryan,
had June.
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Watching them
dance at Lisa's wedding
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made that painfully obvious.
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But me, I was done with love
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and, for now, I just needed
a way to occupy myself.
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It's good to see you back at the
club, George. We've missed you.
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Well, it's-it's-it's good to be
here. Thank you for inviting me.
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Uh-oh!
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Looks like someone ordered
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the sauteed onions.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Oh, nothing, dear.
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It's good to see you, Dallas.
You're looking well.
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You too, daddy.
Is this seat taken?
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- Dallas, what are you doing?
- What do you mean?
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Isn't this a little
inappropriate?
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How so?
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George, could you pass
the sugar, please?
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(Dallas)
'Oh, I'll pass it.'
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[instrumental music]
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(Tessa)
Fantasizing about Dallas
had become a full-time job.
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It's a problem.
I don't know what to do.
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It's really interfering
with my work.
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Is it?
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Well, maybe these designs
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are just ahead of their time.
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I, for one, would love
a buttocks bonus room.
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It's not even that I have
feelings for Dallas
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or I want to get back together,
but...
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It's just that night.
I can't get it out of my head.
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She's really under
my skin, Fred.
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You know, when I accidentally
feel something
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I write a letter.
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- A letter, to who?
- To no one.
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In one glorious letter,
you get it all out.
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Nothing is too taboo or risque.
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And then, when the letter
is writ, you tuck it away
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somewhere safe,
and then you never read it
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or think about it or feel any
of those feelings ever again.
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- How many of these--
- Three hundred and forty-six.
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- I see.
- Yeah.
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Well, it's worth a shot.
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Hey, hey, hey,
and may I keep these?
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I really wanna try
to sell Sheila
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on adding a breastfast nook.
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(Tessa)
With my best friend off nesting
and no boyfriend to speak of
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I had no other choice
but to find a new circle...
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A knitting circle.
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I was the first girl in my town
to straddle a bicycle seat.
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- Wow! Trailblazer.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, hey, George.
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- Is that your brother?
- He's my dad.
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He lets you call him "George?"
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- He tolerates it.
- 'Is he single?'
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- Gertrude, knock it off!
- What?
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Just because I'm 80, doesn't
mean I'm not...still horny.
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[giggling]
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Uh, Tessa, could I speak
with you for a moment?
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Um...w-what the hell is that?
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That's my quilting circle.
Aren't they a hoot?
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Since when do you have
a quilting circle?
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Ever since I found myself
with no friends
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activities or a love life.
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They're helping me quilt
a wedding present
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for Lisa and Malik
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and providing awesome stories
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and a super-cool hang.
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Uh-huh. Y-you don't think
they're a little old for you?
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Psshaw! Don't be ageist, George.
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We're seniors.
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[bell ringing]
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(Tessa)
'Hi, newlyweds.'
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Is something wrong?
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Now that we're married,
we decided
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'that Malik should
handle our finances'
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and I should handle
our social calendar.
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- Great.
- Not great.
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He's nickel-and-diming me.
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I'm not nickel-and-diming you.
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I'm just pointing out that your
special-order vegan entrees
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cost three times what a normal
person's meal--
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I am not a normal person!
I am an above-average person.
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Or I used to be,
before your 2.4 GPA
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dragged mine through the mud.
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Great. Y-you forgot
my grandmother's birthday.
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We just merged calendars today!
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Which happens
to be her birthday!
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Fine. We'll send flowers.
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You know who doesn't have any
of these problems?
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Esther, Kay,
Gertrude and Harriet.
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All their husbands
are dead and buried.
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Must be nice for them.
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I can't wait to be dead.
Trust me.
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(Tessa)
For Lisa and Malik,
the honeymoon was over
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but I was in the best
relationship of my life.
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(Gertrude)
Come on, ladies.
Let's hit the road.
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But it's still early.
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Oh, for you maybe,
but we're pretty tired
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and we need to get home
to take out our teeth and hair
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and eyeballs so we can relax.
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Okay, that's cool, but you guys
are coming back tomorrow, right?
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Because I have
the whole day clear.
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We'll be here, Tessa,
so climb off our jockstraps.
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See ya.
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(Tessa)
Maybe I was being
a little clingy
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but my heart
was in the right place.
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Meanwhile, George
struggled to make sense
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of what he was feeling.
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Letter writing
didn't seem like the answer.
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But song writing did.
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[guitar music]
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And by morning,
George had a song and I had...
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Oh, dear.
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- Hi, gals.
- 'Oh!'
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What the hell is this?
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I have been up all night.
Isn't it great?
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Your hand is bleeding.
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Oh, yeah. This happened
around 4:00 am.
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My eyes aren't as sharp
as my needles are.
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That's an old person's joke.
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A-and that's an eye-glass leash.
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Even I don't wear one of those.
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Tessa, dear,
this Afghan is completed!
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You're too young
to be staying in-inside
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with a bunch of old biddies.
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You should be out there
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being groped by a young man
in a pork-pie hat.
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What? No!
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No, that sounds terrible.
We don't need men.
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The five of us
are stitched together.
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We're a sewing sisterhood.
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Sister, you must me mad!
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T-there's not one of us here
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who wouldn't bag
and sell the others
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just to feel it again.
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Feel what again?
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- Love.
- Moisture.
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Anyhow, you've still got your
original hips and knees.
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You should be out there
using them.
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Yes. Why don't you go on a date
with Kay's grandson?
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- Oh!
- 'He's around your age.'
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I-if it's important to the
sisterhood, yeah, I'll do it.
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You're 30, right?
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- I'm 17.
- Oh, Esther has one your age.
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He's got freckles!
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(Tessa)
While the sisterhood
tried to force me back
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into the dating scene
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George was still
feeling the aftershocks
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of his one night stand.
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- Between whose thighs?
- Whoa. What?
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Whose thighs were you
singing about just now?
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- Was I singing?
- Yes.
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It was very sultry.
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Oh, well, that's weird
247
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:14,006
because I-I didn't even realize
I was singing.
248
00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:15,758
Must have been something
I heard on the radio.
249
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,385
Sing it again.
I'll Shazam it.
250
00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:19,970
I'm, actually, I'm, uh, I gotta
take care of some things.
251
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,639
Uh, I-I want to Shazam it,
George. Let me Shazam it.
252
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,516
Well, no, Sheila.
Why do you care?
253
00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:26,185
George, I like to stay
on top of what's current.
254
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,816
(Tessa)
Monopoly time at the Shay's.
255
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,735
I'm always the boot.
I have to be the boot.
256
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,404
And that's how I
feel about the iron.
257
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,864
And the newlyweds were finding
the games they played
258
00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:41,784
before marriage
were no longer fun.
259
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,703
- The iron?
- The best piece on the board!
260
00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:45,746
The iron is... Oh, my God.
I feel like I don't know you.
261
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,790
No one suspects the iron.
They discount it.
262
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,542
And slowly, it irons
its way to victory.
263
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,876
You sound like an idiot!
264
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:52,044
Okay, what's going
on over there?
265
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,462
Nothing!
Nothing.
266
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:56,006
Just having
a little marital dispute
267
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,842
over which game piece
is the best.
268
00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,260
- The iron.
- It is not the iron!
269
00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:01,804
So Malik plays the iron,
and Lisa's the boot.
270
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,013
What's the problem?
271
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,937
- We can do that?
- Mm-hmm.
272
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,439
I just thought
since we were married--
273
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,274
We had to share everything.
274
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:19,280
Goodness, no! Being married,
you share less.
275
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:22,533
When you're dating, it's all
sunshine and breastfast rooms.
276
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,953
But when you're married,
you finally get to be
277
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,038
who you really are,
which, in Malik's case--
278
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,207
Is the worst piece
on the whole board.
279
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,585
- Isn't that the thimble?
- Shut up, June.
280
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:35,379
Victor!
281
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,548
Sorry. I thought
we were all thinking it.
282
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,008
(Fred)
'No, we were not
all thinking it.'
283
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:41,093
[whispering]
I was.
284
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:43,429
(Tessa)
Fred and Sheila's
advice came just in time.
285
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:47,391
As for George,
the cure for what ailed him
286
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,102
came from a less
expected source.
287
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,147
What's this?
288
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,815
Sign up sheet for the open mic.
289
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,192
Open mic?
290
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,234
That is why you're here,
isn't it?
291
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,402
I mean, you've been singing
292
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,987
to yourself
for the past 20 minutes.
293
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:03,866
Uh-uh... Uh, yeah, of course.
294
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,452
That's, that's why I'm here.
295
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,871
(Tessa)
While George prepared
to pour his heart out
296
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:12,374
I tried to find space
in mine for Arthur.
297
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,417
Well...
298
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,752
Esther's grandson.
299
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,295
That was fun.
300
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,839
- Oh!
- Oh.
301
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:22,551
I'm so sorry, Arthur.
You seem like a really nice boy.
302
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:26,263
I'm just going through a really
heavy crafting period
303
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:29,892
right now, and I don't
have romantic feelings
304
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,978
for anyone.
Least of all, you.
305
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,981
Well, I feel like you could have
mentioned that a little earlier
306
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:39,527
before I wasted
my Saturday night and 50 bucks.
307
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:43,739
- I ordered a side salad.
- You added chicken.
308
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,283
(Tessa)
The truth was,
I was more of an old lady
309
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,077
than those old ladies were.
310
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:50,621
But, unlike them,
I was fine with it
311
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,624
and I was home in time
to organize my yarn.
312
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,546
Before I start, I'd just
like to thank the bartender
313
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,005
for lending me his guitar.
314
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,800
You guys like country music?
315
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,553
Yeah, me neither,
but, uh, that's just how
316
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:06,846
this one came out, so...
317
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:08,973
[clears throat]
318
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:13,477
♪ I've never been
a traveling man ♪
319
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,772
♪ Felt the city
made me who I am ♪
320
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:20,818
♪ But still sometimes
I'm inclined to take a leave ♪
321
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:26,407
♪ In the north I know
I'd meet with harm ♪
322
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,869
♪ And the west
it never held no charm ♪
323
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:33,622
♪ But there is one place
that's got its hooks in me ♪
324
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:39,086
♪ If I could choose myself ♪
325
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,214
♪ Honey I'd lose myself ♪
326
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,801
♪ In Dallas ♪
327
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,639
♪ Hmm ♪
328
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,893
♪ Oh the weather
gets much hotter there ♪
329
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:57,438
♪ Comes a feeling
that I can't compare ♪
330
00:14:57,479 --> 00:15:00,941
♪ And Dallas made
a prisoner out of me ♪
331
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:07,114
♪ I couldn't stay
although I'd wanted to ♪
332
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:10,117
♪ But Dallas leaves me
black and blue ♪
333
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,954
♪ But I'm lost when I'm not
in your company ♪
334
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,251
♪ If I could choose myself ♪
335
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:24,089
♪ I'm trying to tell you
I would lose myself ♪
336
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:27,301
♪ When I'm beside myself ♪
337
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:31,221
♪ I have to remind myself ♪
338
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:35,351
♪ When I can't feel myself ♪
339
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:38,854
♪ The only way to heal myself ♪
340
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,900
♪ Is in Dallas ♪♪
341
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,489
[crowd applauding]
342
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,075
Thank you.
343
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,873
(Tessa)
After a standing ovation
and one encore
344
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,584
George decided to visit
the actual Dallas
345
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,295
who'd been waiting
to hear what, if anything
346
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,505
that one night meant to him.
347
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:05,839
♪ Say something ♪
348
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,758
♪ I'm giving up on... ♪
349
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,051
I didn't know if I should call
350
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,887
or...not call.
351
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,890
Well, somehow
you managed to do both.
352
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:15,933
Right.
353
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,102
So, hey, ever since
354
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,437
the other night, I just feel
355
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,605
that everything has been
356
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,900
flowing for me, creatively.
357
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:29,655
And I'm not...mad
at you anymore.
358
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,949
Not for any of it.
359
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,119
I know our hooking up was weird
360
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,496
but I honestly feel it freed me.
361
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,956
♪ Say something ♪
362
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,458
♪ I'm giving up on you... ♪
363
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,253
Well, great. You're free.
364
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,048
What, did I,
say something wrong?
365
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,386
No, but you didn't
say anything right.
366
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,765
Look, for you, it might
have been fun and freeing.
367
00:16:56,807 --> 00:17:00,310
But for me,
it-it wasn't.
368
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:03,022
It's-it's messy.
And it shouldn't have happened.
369
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:05,482
Okay, come on.
Dallas, don't be like this.
370
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,067
Can't we just be friends?
371
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,318
♪ I... ♪
372
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,282
No offense, George, but being
friends with you is about
373
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:16,326
as much fun as being kicked
in the gut by a donkey.
374
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:20,205
♪ I'm still learning
to love... ♪
375
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:24,460
(Tessa)
George didn't want a fight,
but Dallas did.
376
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,004
She wanted George
to fight for her
377
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,797
and I knew how she felt.
378
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:29,840
♪ Say something... ♪
379
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,383
'Heading back?'
380
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:34,595
Yeah.
381
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,722
I got a big geology final
this week.
382
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,640
If I don't figure out
what that means pretty soon
383
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,017
I'm gonna be in trouble.
384
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,643
♪ That I couldn't get
to you... ♪
385
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:44,605
- Well, it was nice seeing you.
- Yeah.
386
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:45,939
It was good seeing you, too.
387
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,568
I'm glad this is so normal.
388
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,945
- What?
- Us.
389
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:55,574
I'm glad that we can
be friends. It's nice.
390
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,619
Yeah. Me too.
391
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,288
Okay, well, I-I guess
I'll see you when you're
392
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,040
back in town
for the holidays.
393
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,876
Actually, it looks like
I'm gonna be in Vail this year
394
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,003
with June and her family.
395
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,129
♪ And I... ♪
396
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,547
Oh.
397
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,341
I've never been away
for the holidays before
398
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:16,053
but I guess it'd be stupid
to...pass it up.
399
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,390
- I mean, it's Vail.
- Yeah, it's Vail!
400
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,018
- How could you pass that up?
- Right.
401
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,645
That's what I was thinking.
402
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,857
Okay, well, uh...
403
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,277
- Drive safe.
- Yeah. Thanks.
404
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,322
Be cool.
405
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,328
Be cool.
406
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,997
♪ I couldn't get to you ♪
407
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:54,716
♪ Anywhere I
would have followed you... ♪♪
408
00:18:56,885 --> 00:19:00,764
Tessa, dear. That cut on your
hand has opened up again.
409
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,975
Yeah, I know. It's a hard
place to put a Band-Aid.
410
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,560
It keeps falling off.
411
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,062
You know what I do
when a Band-Aid won't stick?
412
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,399
'I take a piece of tape,
but, you know, the good kind'
413
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,608
'and you have to use
your own...'
414
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,527
And that's when I realized
415
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,488
the cut on my hand
wasn't the only injury.
416
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:19,783
Ryan was my wound
that wouldn't heal.
417
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:24,037
And maybe, just maybe,
he wasn't meant to.
418
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,123
♪ Day... ♪
419
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,000
There was a reason
I'd been hiding behind
420
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,376
my crochet needles.
421
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,921
And that reason was Ryan Shay.
422
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,507
♪ I will walk... ♪
423
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,927
Even after all this time there
was still something between us.
424
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,470
♪ ...play ♪
425
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,275
♪ Why can't I get
just one kiss ♪
426
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,944
♪ Why can't I get
just one kiss ♪
427
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,322
♪ There may be some things
that I wouldn't miss ♪
428
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:01,074
♪ But I look at your pants
and I need a kiss ♪
429
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,627
June! Can I get
you a ginger ale?
430
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:14,046
♪ Why can't I get
just one screw? ♪
431
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,840
♪ Why can't I get
just one screw? ♪
432
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,092
♪ Believe me I know what to do ♪
433
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:22,304
♪ But something won't let me
make love to you ♪♪
434
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,392
[horn honks]
435
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,813
[horn honking]
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