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Hi Grandpa!

Piss flaps.

Huh? Look at them.

Jesus Christ.

Wonderful ass.

Oh, my God. I'd like to suck a fart out of that.

Oh, my Jesus. I'd do things to it.

Why are

you

grabbing me and watching her?

I can't see.

Oh. That's all me.

We haven't had a woman in here in forever.

No, no. What a fucking asshole like that. Look at that thing. Is that a

her ass? What is that? Should be my tongue.

Yeah. No, I'm just at that gross old people's home.

Yeah, it fucking smells here. It's really grim.

I told you. I told you I'm doing it.

No.

No, remember I crashed that car earlier?

Yeah. So they made me do fucking community service here in this gross,

place. I'm going around cleaning stuff and there's guys everywhere and they're

really just gross and decrepit and it's disgusting.

Yeah. No, I don't want to be here at all.

I know it's a waste of a Saturday.

I know.

It's so... You don't understand.

If you were here, it's so fucking disgusting.

So disgusting. Like, on a scale of 1 to 10, 9 .7 easily.

It's so grim.

Yeah. Oh, my God, and you should see these guys.

They're so old.

Yeah. Yeah, think... Yeah, think like your grandpa.

Yeah. No, I've never been somewhere like this. It's so, so gross.

Oh, I'm going to be a fucking ageist. I don't know, there's so much to do.

And like I said, it's filthy.

Stay in there. Come on, let's go.

Oh, I've got to go.

I've got to go, bye.

Hi. Hello.

Hi. You guys all right?

I'm doing okay, beautiful.

I've got her medications.

Oh, lucky you guys.

Good day for grandpas, hey? Medication day?

Yeah. Yeah? I was just cleaning up all your mess.

Oh, sorry about that. I can't bend over anymore to pick up these pillows.

Well, they were everywhere. I wonder what you guys have been getting up to

We're trying to exercise.

Oh, trying. We had a pillow fight. Key word there.

Yeah. Yeah. Pillow fight.

Yeah.

Yeah? Pillow fight? Yeah. Cute.

I'm sorry about that, by the way. It's just with my back, I can't bend over and

pick them up no more.

Garrett's gross hair.

It's really, really gross. It is in need of a woman's touch. We'll give you

that. I mean, it's all in need of a woman's touch.

Oh, my God. You guys don't get out much, do you?

Oh, we do. We do. It's just there's not very many... Ladies around?

Not really anymore.

We get the gazebo.

Yeah? What's the gazebo?

Gazebo. Oh.

It's our free time.

Oh, okay.

Nice. Will you guys know while I'm... Oh, getting a bit closer.

Do you know... Okay, Grandpa.

Do you know while I'm here, right?

Someone about a paper you need to sign.

Yeah, a paper, yeah. I'm doing community service, so I'm... So I'm cleaning.

You took a shower today.

I... Yeah. I'm just checking. Yeah, just... She just said she was cleaning.

Okay, yeah.

Okay. Um, yeah, okay.

I've just been... Do you want a massage?

Yeah, okay. It's fine. Oh, my God.

Grandpa's attached to you today. Hey, did you get the right medication or

another kind of around? I don't know. It's usually a hit or miss.

Yeah, depends what they want to give you. Our nurse likes to play tricks on

So, darling, about this letter, do you need us to sign something?

Okay, you can stop touching me now.

Yeah.

I'm here doing community service.

Community service? What's that?

Did you get in trouble or something?

little bit of trouble. Community service is where you do care in the community

for old, decrepit people like yourself.

Yeah, so I got into a small fender bender. Small? How small?

Tiny. We're bigger than that here.

Tiny, tiny, tiny. It was me and just one other car. No one was hurt.

Nobody's tiny like that here, dear.

Okay, so I got into a fender bender and that's why I'm here.

Pit the elder!

England's best prime roast.

Lord Parnassus!

Jesus Christ, you old idiot.

Oh, my God.

OK. You guys OK?

Just arguing and that shit? No, don't mind him, honey. You were saying you

needed something from us, is that right?

Um, I mean, I don't really... Well, I guess, yeah, I guess I do need something

from you guys, but...

Paper? I mean, unless I'm here all day, I've got to get those papers signed.

Goddamn Nazis.

Papers? What are your papers?

No, I've got papers.

Oh. I've got papers that I need to be... From the SS?

No. No, I've got papers that I need to be... Okay, I've got papers that I need

to be signed. You can leave my shoes alone if you want. Just making sure

tied correctly. Oh, they're absolutely tied correctly.

See, community service.

Yes, community service. You know, I killed 50 men in the war.

Oh, my God. Yeah, but it's all friendly fire.

That's why they're discharged. Oh, my God. Oh, damn it. Oh, my God. Must you

bring that up? Okay. You start it. So back to the papers. But I have to have

papers signed so that I can get out of here enough with the shoes and enjoy my

nice Saturday.

That's why I'm here. So what I'm hearing is that you need us to sign these

papers. I...

I guess I do. I do need you to sign the papers. Yes, I do.

Well, I think you need to serve as a community in here. I mean, I've been

cleaning, so I don't know what else you guys would want me to do.

You smell clean.

Thanks.

I've cleaned all your shit up. Clean? How well have you been, Dusty? Does that

look clean to you?

Well, you know, I've tried my best. What else could I do? You guys don't really

have much equipment here either for proper cleaning. Well, dear, you might

to do a little better than that.

So, this work is not adequate.

I'm thinking you could spend the next eight hours cleaning with a bunch of old

guys.

Or maybe you could take a shortcut. Maybe we could help you out.

Sign those papers and get you out of here a little early. A shortcut?

Yeah. Maybe do us a little favor and we could... Let her go?

Sign the papers? Say you've been here all day, maybe?

I mean, I guess.

Could it be a really short shortcut?

Like a really... We're not short around here.

Really quick one? Really fast?

Probably won't take eight hours.

I'm usually very quick, yes, sweetheart. I'm very, very quick.

We're old.

Very old.

Yeah, I can tell.

I mean... Well, you think about it. We'll be here.

Twelve hours, all you guys.

In fact, we're probably going to die here.

Well, I don't know.

You are already old.

Well, I mean... Sure, yeah, we are old, but, I mean, we still

have needs. We still, you know, we still...

Desire a young woman's touch.

We're not that old. We haven't forgotten about that one. Maybe he is.

I think it's my time.

Your time for what?

I'm going to lay down, maybe for good.

Rusty. Hey. Don't go.

Rusty. Please.

I think the big man's calling me. Oh, my God.

See what you did?

It wasn't me.

It was your fault. It was nice to meet you. Oh, my God. You okay? You should

have upset him now.

Go make it up to him. You're a horrible head. This is a horrible place.

Now.

I can't imagine that.

Ew.

I'm still alive? Oh my god. Are you okay?

Yeah, I think so.

I came to see if you wouldn't mind, like, signing my papers for me.

Well, I can if...

Maybe you grant an old man a last wish.

Well, only if you promise to sign the old paperwork first.

Yeah, I could do that.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay, well, if you can sign them, I guess we have a deal.

All right, I'll sign that after.

Okay.

Does everything still work?

Your guess is good as mine. I'll find out.

Take this out.

See how the old man's dick is working.

Do you like me sucking your cock? I do.

Let's piss a lot.

Oh my god.

God, you seem very eager. I am.

I can tell you don't get pushed this much around tough.

You know, I have pretty girls like you come in very often.

Oh, God.

Muster up the energy.

my own.

I had sex a long time. Yeah.

You know, it seemed like it seemed very expensive to know how to use your cock.

I got it.

Oh my God.

at the same time.

You lie down then.

plenty of practice eating pussy in my old age.

Thank you.

Are you a dirty old man?

I am.

Yeah, did you really want to be on the pussy?

I do.

Yeah, did you like the feel of my young mother pussy?

I do. Yeah, my tight young pussy?

I'm gonna f***ing drop off your olivine cum all over me.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Oh. I'm trying to get my thigh up. Yeah. Yeah.

This will feel good.

This is gonna make your olivine cum everywhere.

Yeah. I've got a lot of company. Yeah. You're gonna cum all over my tummy.

Yeah. You're gonna cum all over my tummy. Yeah.

came everywhere i did it's a lot of comfort such an old man it's been a long

time yeah yeah i had a reserve saved up

it's like when you're in the army yeah well i

think i think it's my time

What did you do to him?

I mean, I just... We just... I... Who's going to sign my papers?

Well, that's right. You still need your papers signed, don't you? That's quite

the predicament you're in.

Hmm. We may be able to sign them for a cost.

Yeah.

What do you think? Have you ever gone skiing?

Um... I mean...

Go ahead and stroke my cotton.

We'll see how the slopes are.

You're doing good. You can squeeze it a little harder.

There you go.

That's too hard. Just stroke it.

I'm fine.

Let's tuck these all the way up so I don't get them covered in stuff.

Oh.

Thank you, darling.

Oh,

fuck.

I think you might want to say these off to him.

God.

Do you want to sit down? Sure.

I haven't got pussy this tight since the 50s.

You're dirty, girl.

Show us how dirty you are.

You want

to put it back in?

I just got to get comfortable. My hip gives me problems sometimes.

Oh, that's much better. Thank you, darling.

Oh yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Fucking squeeze my cock.

Fuck. Fucking tight.

I love you.

Can't believe they kept you locked up in this nursing home. You've got such a

good cock.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

He's my pussy. He's my fucking pussy.

Oh, yes.

Yeah. My pussy felt bad.

Yeah.

Yes, use my pussy.

Use my pussy.

You're gonna suck me.

Oh, fuck.

Fucking good inside of me.

Look into my eyes while you suck my tears.

Do you like that? Oh, God, can we have a seat?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Yes, yes.

Fuck, yes.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Thank you.

Excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck it.

Oh, we sit everywhere.

Yeah, making a mess out of myself.

I'm nice and sloppy cock, man. Mm -hmm.

I make you a mess on your cock.

You dirty little naughty girl. You fucking naughty little girl.

Fuck you.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Like rubbing your cock against my tight little pussy.

Oh, my God.

I feel how tight I am.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna come and get on your cock.

Yeah, I'm gonna come and get on your fucking cock.

Fuck!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Take my fucking pussy. Take my fucking pussy.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Well, my shift is over.

See you tomorrow.