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You can't mean it. This can't be it. It can't be over.

I love you.

What? It's just been a year and then it's goodbye? It's been fun?

It won't be that easy.

I will never let you go.

I'll ruin your marriage and your career and you will have nothing without me.

I didn't mean it. It's just, I've never been happier than I have been with you.

Please, talk to me.

We can just pack up and leave.

I can get a job anywhere and so can you.

Couldn't we be happy?

We can be happy together.

I'm not feeling very well.

What did you do to me?

How could you do that to me?

I loved you.

My God. What did I do?

You were choking me, Jake. You've got to see someone about these nightmares.

If you don't see someone soon, I'm getting out of here. No. No shrink.

No matter where I go, pain and death follow me.

Is the name of a good psychiatrist?

Hey, can you send in Mr. Baxter, please?

Thank you.

Good morning, Mr. Baxter.

I have to call Carl, if you don't mind.

Okay, well, what is it that I can do for you, Carl?

I think my wife is cheating on me.

Carl's over at Jeff's. He suspects I'm cheating on him, but he doesn't know who

with. I want you to find out with whom.

Okay, well, did you bring the information I requested?

Yes.

Is this a recent photo of your wife?

Yep. It was taken about a week ago.

All right. Well, we'll get right on it, and I should be able to get back to you

in about a week or so.

Thank you.

We have to be very

careful.

Hey, hi. Can you send Peggy in here, please?

Thank you.

Hey, I have an assignment for you. We have been hired to follow a Cynthia

Baxter.

Follow her. See who she meets.

Keep a log of who she meets and when.

And take your camera. Take any photos that might help us find out who she's

seeing.

Okay. Anything else?

Just be careful.

Your permit to carry a gun hasn't come in yet.

Just don't get yourself in any tight situations.

Not a problem.

I'll get right on it.

Laura, can you please come in here?

Laura, did Cynthia send the policy to Aaron Motors?

She did better than that, Tiza. She sold all the employees health insurance,

life insurance, and retirement policies.

Great job, Laura.

She's done an outstanding job.

I've never seen anyone sell that much insurance in the first six months of

working here.

And you deserve some credit.

You're a trainer.

Thanks. She's remarkable, all right.

By the way, Tiza, congratulations on your big promotion to office manager.

Why, thank you, Laura.

I know you're disappointed that you didn't get it.

There'll be other promotions.

I know.

I better get back to work.

Congratulations again.

That bitch stole my promotion.

I worked hard for it. It was rightfully mine.

Okay, okay. Calm down.

How can I calm down? I worked hard for that promotion.

I trained Cynthia for a year to be the best salesperson we have.

Give it time.

I'm sure something else will come along.

Things they have a way of working themselves out.

Guess I'll just have to be patient.

That's my girl.

Let's concentrate on one important thing.

Hey, Tita. Is Laura here?

I figured I'd surprise her. I wanted to apologize for this morning.

I figured I was going to take her out to dinner.

No, Jake. I think she went to go meet a client.

Okay, well, just tell her I stopped by.

Oh, hey, I wanted to congratulate you on your promotion to office manager.

Why, thanks, Jake.

I know Laura was disappointed you didn't get it, but I guess Mr. Ames just

thought I worked here longer.

Yeah, she was upset, but she'll get over it.

Take it easy. Yeah, you're going.

Listen, Carl.

I have to go out and make some calls tonight.

But it's Saturday night.

I thought we could do something together.

I know, but it's business. I have to do it.

We don't need money that badly.

Laura sees her accounting on me.

Laura's spent a lot of time training me.

Besides, it's my career.

All right, but I don't like it.

Look, how about a weekend together?

Maybe at the shore or in the mountains?

Let me think about it, and I'll let you know tonight.

All right.

That's the best you could do.

Carl.

Oh, hey.

I thought about what you said.

How about a camping trip?

We can invite Jeff, Jake, Linda, and Tiza, and Laura.

That's not what I meant.

I want to be alone with you.

Not with a whole bunch of other people.

It would be fun. They're our friends.

And Laura's my supervisor, and he's the office manager.

It can't hurt to score some brownie points.

All right.

But only if you promise we'll go away the weekend after the camping trip.

Just us. That's fair. And I'll even call and make the reservations for the

following weekend.

Okay. Do we really have to invite Jake and Laura?

God, that guy's out of his mind, and she's a tramp.

Yes.

I'll call everyone tomorrow. We can all get together and plan the trip.

All right.

I just hope we don't regret this.

Wow, that movie sucked.

Dude, we should have watched it. I wanted to.

We've already seen Apocalypse Now like 40 times.

So, have we agreed to all the details for the camping trip?

Yeah, I think so.

Well, what's the area like?

It's a valley that goes north -south. We'll park south, walk dead north.

Yeah, it's got a nice lake and a small stream that goes through it.

I just hope it's a peaceful weekend.

I can't wait to get you guys in the woods.

I bet you can't. You don't flatter that you want to get me in the middle of the

woods.

I'm actually surprised that all three of you can get away that weekend.

I talked to Mr. Ames. He said he's closed down the office for that weekend.

Well, how's Cynthia here doing?

For being there only for a year, she's doing pretty good.

Well, she sells everyone as much insurance as Linda and I. She should be

very well.

Honey, you can never have too much insurance.

Yeah, with the insurance that I have at work and the insurance that Cynthia here

took out on me, I'm worth more dead than alive.

Don't worry, honey.

I'm not ready to trade you in just yet.

I need a refill. Let me get that for you.

Got it. Let's watch Hayride Slaughter.

Do it. Do you need some help? I can't watch another slasher movie.

Hey, it's gotta be better than that last happy one.

Bring on the Biden.

Hi, it's Laura.

I'll be over in a half hour.

I'm wearing your favorite lingerie.

Yep. Told you I'd wear your favorite outfit.

You know, Laura, I really do love you.

I love you too.

Jake?

Jake, are you down there?

Jake? You down here?

Yeah, I'm over here.

Time for bed.

I'm not tired.

Not what I had in mind.

Go to bed.

No. No.

I can't sleep with you. You know you've been with another man.

How many times do I have to tell you I don't have a boyfriend?

I don't believe you. If you ever try to leave me, I'll kill you.

Jake, you've got to believe me. There's no one else.

I love you.

I'm sorry.

These razors, I can't control them.

You need help.

You've got to see someone.

For your sake and for mine.

I know.

I'll think about it.

All right.

Let's go to bed.

All right.

Here's my log.

She never met with anyone but clients and friends.

Couldn't find any evidence of a boyfriend.

Could be one of our friends, but I don't really find that likely.

All right.

I'll report it to Mr. Baxter.

But there is something else I want you to do.

The Baxters are going on a camping trip, and I'd like for you and a couple of

your friends to follow them.

You know, keep an eye on them. Have a little fun and get paid at the same

That sounds great.

Sheila and Denise would love to go camping.

Just keep your distance.

All right, just, you know, accidentally run into them. See what's up.

Sounds easy enough.

It'll be fun.

Thanks. All right. Good job.

What are you doing, babe?

I'm fixing my uniform before we get back.

You know, I'm really looking forward to going camping this weekend. I mean, we

haven't been camping in a long time.

Be longer.

Doesn't bother me any.

Hey, you grew up on a farm, walking around with your shirt tied around your

waist, Daisy's deep shorts.

We should get a farm.

Yeah, but that's when the animals flipped outside and the people flipped

Oh, come on, you'll have fun. And if you don't, I'll tell you what, I'll wear

the shorts.

What, like Laura?

I suppose.

But, please remember this the next time I want to do something fun.

Okay.

You, uh, not going to drink your wine?

No.

It's getting late.

I think I'm going to go to bed.

You want to pick up Cynthia? We're going to go shopping tomorrow.

Alright, I'll see you afterwards.

You're going to come up to bed?

No, I'm going to save Marie for a while.

Okay.

Falling into woods and getting eaten alive by bugs is not my kind of idea of

fun weekend.

Oh, where's Denise?

She had to work, but don't change the subject.

Come on, candy would be fun.

You need to be more adventurous.

Like me.

Uh -huh!

How about I get us something to drink?

Sounds good.

Everything all good?

Yeah, yeah, man. Just, uh, added some oil.

Yeah.

Awesome. Got everything ready for the camp trip?

Yeah, we're all set.

Listen, uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but, uh, I hired a private

investigator to see if Cynthia's cheating on me.

Seriously?

Yeah. Well, why would you think that?

She's out constantly. It's never home.

Well, you know she's working. You know she has a lot of insurance.

Yeah, I know, but I mean, I'm telling you, something's just not right.

Listen, uh, do me a favor and ask Linda if she could, uh, fish around and see if

she could find anything out for me.

I don't know, man. I don't think Linda would be comfortable doing something

that.

Just ask.

All right.

I'll ask, but no promises, all right?

Thanks.

Well, this is where I like just sitting around and... Just drinking.

There's nothing to say you can't take your favorite drink on the camping trip.

Sounds good.

Let's toast to Denise.

Hey, guys. I'm sorry I got off work late. I was hoping you two would be

here.

We're just drinking.

Doesn't surprise me.

Actually, I forgot my seat in the car, so... Oh, well, maybe you don't need a

suit. Uh -uh.

Ready? What are you guys doing?

No! No!

You ready for the cabin trip?

Oh yeah, all set.

Can't wait to play in Dune Scout.

Would you like a drink?

Sure. Gin on the rocks.

Okay, here you go.

So I heard about that famous camping trip you took. Teaser told me all about

and she couldn't stop laughing.

Great. Now everyone in the world is going to know about that camping trip.

Hey, it wasn't my fault I was dark naked just when a bunch of Girl Scouts showed

up.

No.

The thought of you jumping up and down butt naked is kind of a turn on.

Care to give me a demonstration?

I don't know what you think you're doing, but I love Cynthia.

I love Jake.

This is wrong.

Hey, we're both adults. Can you really say you're not attracted to me?

I think you should leave.

You don't know what you're missing.

Sure I do.

Exactly what I could find at the nearest street corner.

I'll pretend this didn't happen.

For Cynthia's sake.

I'm going to have to get going.

I have to meet with a client in half an hour.

Okay, I wanted to thank you for coming over.

I need someone to talk to since Laura and I aren't really getting along right

now. Anytime, Jake.

I know Laura can be of some help.

So can I see you at the same time tomorrow?

Okay, I guess I'll have a client ready for her at that time.

Awesome. I'll see you tomorrow. I gotta grab a shower.

Good.

What the hell are you doing here?

Well, obviously you weren't helping Jake sneeze.

Or Miss James.

You bitch!

First you steal my promotion that was rightfully mine, now you're trying to

steal my husband?

Well, you won't get away with it!

Listen good.

I'm sick of your bullshit. And when we get back from the camping trip, I'm

to have Mr. Ng fire you.

And I will not change my mind.

I'm through with you.

We'll see who's through. He's a we'll see.

All right. Enough.

Enough. Tita, get dressed. Laura, calm down.

Jake?

Jake!

Jake!

What's up?

We're talking to Carl, and I think Cynthia may be cheating on him.

What?

I mean, he's been really busy with work, but I haven't noticed anything like

that. Well, uh, just keep your eyes open.

Yeah, I mean, we're going to lunch tomorrow, so I'll talk to her.

Yeah, sure.

Jake! Jake, what are you doing?

You tell me who your boyfriend is, or I'll kill you!

God, Jake, please don't do this.

This is how we use the torture prisoners at the Gulf War.

We tie a rope around their ankles, around their hands, and around their

The more they struggled, the tighter they broke down.

I'd given about 15 minutes for them to die.

Jake! Please don't let me go!

He dragged me down and killed me.

Did I stay at your place tonight?

Keith?

Keith, are you here?

Yeah, I'm here. He almost killed me to death. I'm scared. I'm really scared.

What happened?

He had me tied up in the basement.

All right, come to the bed. Come on.

Run away with me.

I can't.

He said he would track me down. Us down.

And kill us.

What now?

Dang it, Cynthia's tonight.

We don't think he's going to try anything camping, but we're taking him

psychiatrist when we get back.

Then what?

First Peter steals my promotion, and then I find him in bed together.

And then he tries to kill me.

Maybe there's something I can do.

Maybe kill two birds with one stone.

What do you mean?

The less you know, the better.

Now come here.

Okay.

Yeah, I'll be right over.

Hello?

Hey, Carl. It's Tisa.

I'm not going to be able to make it to the camping trip.

My mom just suffered a stroke, and I have to go to the hospital right now

my sister.

Oh, my God.

Terrible. Wish your mother well for us, and we'll see you when we get back.

Bye.

Okay, bye.

What is it?

Jesus' mother had a stroke, and she won't be making the camping trip.

Terrible.

Wake up, bitch.

Time for payback.

If the police find your body, they'll just assume Jake was us and killed you.

Don't worry.

It's not plugged in.

Hey, babe.

Hey, hon. How was work?

Eh, it was alright, I guess.

Oh, I spoke to Cynthia today.

Oh, okay. How'd that, uh, how'd that go?

She seems fine.

I mean, it's just what I suspected.

She's just working a lot. She didn't seem to be upset with Carl or anything.

I really don't think they have anything to worry about.

Alright, well, uh, I'll tell Carl he doesn't have anything to worry about.

Can you grab me a towel?

Yeah, sure.

Here you go.

Thanks. Here you go.

Come here.

Babe. Come here. Come here.

Thanks for letting me stay here tonight.

Well, I'm doing this for Cynthia, not you.

Well, thanks anyway.

Here you go. Do you have a key I could borrow? I have to go meet a client, and

don't want to have to keep you waiting.

What kind of client would that be?

An insurance client.

When I get back from camping, we'll be together from then on.

Why? What's going to change?

Let's just say Jake will be much too worried about the police to worry about

Laura, what have you done?

What have you done?

I killed Teaser.

God, God, no!

I had to do something.

I made sure Jake had no alibi.

I emailed Jake from Tiza's computer at work, and I told her to meet at our

at 2. And then I texted Tiza from Jake's phone, and I said the same thing.

What have you done?

I had to do something about Jake.

And that bitch got what she deserved.

But I need your help.

No one knows about us, so can you please say that I was here selling you

insurance? And you're a medical examiner. You can make the evidence

Jake. Do you love me or not?

I don't want to be implicated in this.

You are a part of this. And look, you're prepared to go to the police right now.

Do you love me or not?

I do love you.

I'll go camping, pretend like nothing happened between Jake and I, and then

we get back, we can be together.

Jake will be arrested for murder.

So if you cut off, I thought if you cut off all the bread, definitely you're

out.

And I want my roadhouse

All right, man. I got to find it, but I'm pretty sure I can get it to you.

It's almost here.

Hurry up.

This stuff's heavy.

We carry all this? Come on.

Well,

Carly is great, but I just like Shem better.

I feel like Shem was trying to put shoes that he probably shouldn't have. Yeah,

well, Shem's head got a little big.

Look out, there's a craft.

Yeah, watch the ship.

Well, I know you think that's a scary movie, but by far, the most scariest

ever made was Pretty Woman. Pretty Woman is exactly... We're here.

Hey, Pretty Women. Stop talking. We're here. Help set up. Come on. Let's go.

Let's go.

All right, Rambo.

Get me done. Come on.

All right. All right. You're the war guy, so how do we start? Yeah, you got

pick this up. You, over there. Go.

You, hammock.

I'll just rest.

You, keep looking good.

Catch. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Alright, cool.

Alright.

We got dinner at 1200.

Let's go.

1200? What does that even mean?

It's the time.

Pay attention. We're having dinner at noon?

Yes. We're having dinner at noon.

Hey,

hey, you know what? Yeah, right?

That's what you're saying.

Double knot.

Double knot.

Love it.

Buffalo wings want to come out tonight.

All right. All right.

Seems like a pretty good tent.

So what, that mean women buy a drink now? We got a tent up there? Yes.

They can cook, too. All right.

All right, let me show you how this thing works. They don't need our help.

I have no problem just sitting here and watching this beautiful act.

Well, let's go.

I'm not going to lie, I don't know anything about tents, so the fact that

here definitely helps.

Well, see, I'm just having fun watching them. No, no, it doesn't go in there. It

doesn't go in there.

Look past it. Look past it.

There you go. You know, my wife has never looked sexier than what she's

up with tonight. Oh, there you go. You like your plan with another man's rod?

Not necessarily, but, you know.

Someone's rod's got to get played with. Yeah.

There you go. There you go. I wouldn't do that yet. I put the other pole in

first that you're stepping on.

Okay,

the commentary's not helping.

Well, I don't see your tent up yet. Let's go.

Come on. Chop, chop. This is what I have to deal with every day.

Instead of being jerks, be kind gentlemen and just help.

You are doing a very good job of putting that rod together. That puts itself

together. There you go. You happy?

Yeah. Come on, get in it.

Let's go.

This is going to be a great trip.

Nope.

She's got a burger.

There. All right, guys, we've got dinner.

She's going to give you some water.

Thanks.

Thank you.

So, uh, what are you doing?

Getting some wood for the fire.

Looks like you really know what you're doing.

Yeah. I used to do it with my dad.

That's when I was a kid.

Do you mind if I watch?

Want to watch me chop wood?

Yeah, sure. Why not?

I mean, we are out in the woods. There's not much else to do.

Where's, uh...

Where's Carl?

I don't know. I think he went off exploring somewhere.

I don't think it'd be a problem. I mean, we're just hanging out, right?

Yeah, of course.

You know, you're friends.

So, uh... You having a good time at the park?

Do you have enough wood yet?

Yeah, yeah, in a couple of minutes.

Um, I think I'll go back and check on Carl.

Well, see ya.

See ya.

What?

You know, this is really nice on air.

Yeah, I have to admit, I didn't want to come out, but it really is nice.

It's a shame Keeva couldn't make it.

Yeah, it's a shame about her mother.

Hopefully she'll make a full recovery.

Hey, man, that's life. Live, you die, move on. Shit happens.

Well, on that happy note, I have an announcement to make. What?

Did you forget the can opener?

No.

I'm pregnant.

You're pregnant?

Why didn't you tell me?

Because the trip means so much to you, and I didn't want you to cancel. And I

just found out about it. Cancel?

I'm so happy you don't understand.

man. Congratulations.

Thank you. Thank you.

Let's get this fire started.

Fire it up.

And we are camping. All right.

Let's have some hot dogs.

Go out and shoot something. All right.

Well, how do you go in the woods anyone want to go exploring?

Yeah, I go for Absolutely

Are

you sure not in that bag

save I've looked in all the other bags. I'm pretty sure you left it home

Hey, what's up?

Where's Jake?

He's looking for his pants.

I hid them.

He's got a nice leg.

Yeah, well, since you found the camera, do you want to go check out the stream?

Yeah, I'd love to. All right. Are you going to be okay by yourself?

Oh, don't worry about me.

I got my baby to protect me.

Okay. What do you have that for?

For protection.

Protection against what?

Bears?

Or mosquitoes.

Those two.

All right, well.

Don't shoot us, okay?

Oh, ha ha, very funny. Not only did you throw him in a bush, you threw him in a

pricker bush.

All right, well, we're going to go swimming.

Hey, you might want to give Cynthia and Carl the heads up.

Why? They might be preoccupied.

And now for you.

I took it out.

I'm so glad you convinced me to come out.

Now I know why you want to take out all the extra insurance.

I'm going swimming.

Where's Jake?

Um, out in the woods somewhere.

Well, have fun. The water's great.

Thanks. See ya.

Oh, it's so cold, Carl.

You know, it's funny.

Yeah, well, we're going to have a good time.

Come on, get close to nature.

Hop in.

I'm not going to touch it.

All right.

Okay.

You got it? I'm a big fan of your head.

All right.

Yes. Go around it.

This is a really

stupid idea.

Yeah.

Hey, you gotta figure it out. Nature.

You know what?

I'm stopping it. Don't go backwards.

All right. Try it, hon.

There.

That's everything?

Yeah.

Apparently so.

We're in nature.

No, we're in the exact same place that we started.

Come on!

Take it. See what you can do.

What did you do to me?

First of all, I'm on the wrong side of doing this.

We made up the switch.

Do you want to switch, or do you just want to stand here and watch me try to

this? I don't know. It's kind of entertaining.

This is the...

So be careful of any of the falling tree limbs. We had a really bad storm a

couple weeks ago and it was leaking damage out here.

You might hear some chainsaws.

So we're trying to get the southern end of the park open by at least the end of

next week. So just stay off the posted areas and you guys should be okay.

All right. All right.

Oh, well.

Why are we out here again?

Because it's supposed to be fun.

I put a little effort in it. Let's go.

If I gotta be on here, you have to be on here, too.

Guys, seriously, it's gonna be fun.

I'm so excited right now.

Here's why we're going to have some fun.

Love it.

You guys do anything but drink.

Oh, look at him.

Oh, jeez. Okay, bug. Bug.

All right, start pouring that wine. Let's go.

All right, listen, I'm going to go look around.

Oh, she's looking around.

Make your call.

Okay, I'll be here.

You know, I'm really excited about us being parents.

There's so much involved.

I know, but I think we'll be alright.

I'm so nervous. I mean, what if I can't do it? What if I can't be there?

If anybody can do it, I'm sure you can do it.

You should be excited. I'm very excited. I'm very excited.

So, what about telling our parents?

I'm going to let you do that part.

I'm not so good with delivering news like that.

That I'm not as excited for.

Yeah, I mean, my parents love you and all. I mean, there's nothing not to like

about you, but I mean, I don't think they know I'm ready.

Oh, I think you are.

Like I said.

You make me ready.

Are you hungry?

Sure.

I'll make you some hot dogs.

We got here yesterday.

Oh. I think I'm lost.

Where are you trying to get to?

The camping grounds. Are they that? They're that way.

Thanks, guys.

Have a good one.

Yeah.

I'm trying here.

Oh, God.

What are you doing? You have to turn it. Which way?

It's so beautiful out here.

You know, I couldn't get any sleep last night, though. I kept thinking something

was out there.

Yeah, what, like bushes and bunnies? No, I'm talking about bears and coyotes.

Somebody has a vivid imagination.

Something's out there.

Snakes. It's snakes. We had them in our rack.

If you come back, they'd be under your bedroll.

Hell, they could be under your bed right now. Oh, shit, man. Are you serious?

Yeah, what are you, a pussy? Dude, I hate snakes. Babe, calm down. Are you

kidding? There are no snakes.

And what are you doing? Making snake repellents? No, if a snake's going to

you, a snake's going to get you.

These are punchy snakes.

We used to dig holes around camps and fill them with them.

And if anyone came in to get us, it was them who got the surprise.

We also used to stake out the insurgents by taking rawhide straps and putting

them around their necks.

We'd leave them out in the sun. As it got hotter and hotter, the straps would

get tighter and tighter.

They'd talk or die.

All right, man. Why don't you protect our campsite with some of those pits?

Just, uh, be sure to tell us where they are. Yeah, whatever.

What did you not say?

God gives me the grief.

And I want them away from us anyway.

Yeah, but what about the pit?

Tell us where they are, and we'll fix them. And what if he doesn't tell us

they are?

You know, this looks like the place we first did it.

Remember that?

Yeah, I do.

What do you say?

Want to rekindle some old memories?

No, not now.

It's not now.

When?

When? Come on.

I don't know. Not now, okay?

Who is he?

There's no other man in my life. Jesus.

Who is he?

Stop it. Don't even touch me.

I'm touching you. I haven't touched you in six months.

Whatever.

Watch it. Watch it.

Watch it. Get out of here. Knock it off, Carl.

You can just go.

You asked me. What the hell is this problem? Get in the boat. Go ahead. Get

the boat. Get the fuck away from me. Get away from me. Yeah, yeah. Keep away

from me. It's been six months.

How much further away can I be? Yeah, you can just go.

You go is right.

Stop touching you.

I don't remember something that happened.

What, again?

What can I say?

You, me, middle of the woods.

God puts me in the mood.

But they'll be back soon.

No, no, no, no.

Laura's swimming.

Cynthia and Carla are out rafting and Rambo's cutting off bunnies.

Yeah, but Laura's been gone a while.

She could be back any minute.

Put that on hold.

Besides, I should probably clean up the campfire a little bit.

All right.

I guess I better follow Rambo anyway and make sure he doesn't kill anything.

Jesus, what the hell are you doing?

Protecting your ass, snake boy.

All right, man, don't give me what you're walking around for.

You, uh, set up any more of those pits around camp?

Well, what's the point of me telling you? There's supposed to be a surprise.

You know, just, I don't want one of the ladies to fall and get hurt, would you?

Y 'all want a half a click that way?

Forty yards that way?

One here?

Come back behind camp.

All right, well, you continue doing what it is that you do. I'm gonna go check

out those others. Look out.

Let's have a snake.

I guess I fell asleep.

Where's Denise?

I haven't seen her since she went to bed.

Well, I'm going to go look around.

I'm going to go with you. Uh, no.

You better stay here.

We'll be back soon.

I just, uh, found one of those traps that Jake fell.

One with a stake in it? Yeah.

Where you at?

Um, just going to get some water. I was just cleaning some stuff up and... Okay.

I don't... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You okay?

Yeah, I've just... I've been getting really dizzy lately.

You know what?

I'll get the water. You go back to camp and lie down for a while, okay? You

sure? Yeah, I'll get the water. Go ahead. Okay, thanks.

Okay?

God, are you okay?

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Do you know who did this to you?

No, they had me remind.

All right, relax, relax.

I'm going to take you back to my camp, okay?

Okay. The wife's the nurse, and we got a first aid kit.

What's wrong? What is it?

out in the sun, just like Jake described.

I'm going to get the kit, okay?

just like Jake described.

Maybe it was him.

Jake. Jake did this.

What? You can take the hell away from me. Jake, I did this. I don't have time

for this. I'm going to find who killed her.

We have to find help.

Wait. We've got to work something on Carl. All right, well, I'll go. No, we

shouldn't split up.

What about her?

Stay for it. Trust me. You should come with us. I have to warn them.

We gotta stay together.

I have to find my friends. No, no, no. Come with us. Be together. Stay for it.

You're going to drink yourself to death.

No, don't.

No,

please, don't. No.

No, don't.

Come on, the water's right there. Come on.

Oh my God, Carl!

What?

Carl's dead. Cynthia probably is too.

Oh my God.

We gotta find her.

We gotta find where she is. Lauren's gun. We have to go back to camp and get

Okay.

The knife is over there on the left.

I'm gonna get her gun.

We gotta go find Cynthia.

No, we need to get out of here. I'm not leaving her.

Come on. We gotta find her.

You're next.

more dead than alive.

A lot more.

And now it's all ours thanks to your plan.

Well, to be honest, I never thought we'd get away with it.

But then again, I didn't think you'd get away with Sharon's murder either.

You're right. The police just thought it was a suicide.

I wasn't worried.

It was all a matter of timing and planning.

Thanks for giving me a ride. I gotta get rid of that car of mine.

Oh, no problem, really.

So, what is it?

I just... I can't believe it's been six months since Sheila and Denise were

murdered.

Why'd Jake do it?

Who knows what went through his mind?

Carl was totally caught off guard when he came back to apologize, and I hit him

with a rock.

Cynthia.

Cynthia, please.

Give me a second here, okay?

Cynthia, listen.

I'm sorry. I just got way out of hand.

I mean, I'm trying so hard to make this work.

Now it's your turn to get dunked.

You know, Jake made the perfect fall guy. And I can't believe how you hit

own head into a tree to make it bleed.

Ugh, and everybody believed it was Jake. It was perfect.

Yeah, and when he saw me do it and ran up to find out what I was doing, I shot

him.

You know, that's why I love you. You're so quick on your feet.

Later, when I was questioned by the police, I told him I'd run into Jake and

ran my head into a tree several times.

You know, it was a good thing I gave you that gun.

Then I put it back in Laura's bag.

You know, I ran into Jeff in the past. I had just finished tying up Laura. She

was still choking in the tent. I had to get rid of him somehow.

That would have been hard to explain, since Laura saw you hit her. Oh, yeah.

Then I pretended I didn't feel well, and Jeff volunteered to get the water. I

had just enough time to get back and make sure Laura was dead.

Then he brought back that girl that I had staked out. You were certainly busy.

That's what I've been trying to tell you.

I've tried to relive this thing over and over again, and there's just something

that's always bothered me, and I couldn't put my finger on it.

Until now.

Well, what is it?

Jeff didn't know until the last second what was really going on.

Jake! Jake!

Shit, he's dead.

If he's dead, who's the killer?

Do you really want to know?

Good night, baby.

After I stabbed him and watched him die, I'll never forget the look in his face.

Poor jerk.

I think he actually loved me.

Linda said she shot Jake once.

Right, that's what the autopsy showed, but what's the problem?

When I left to go look for Denise and Sheila, I heard a gunshot.

I heard another one when I fell in the stream.

And now I'm wondering, who shot the first gunshot and from what gun?

Laura's gun was back at camp.

Or was it?

I mean, what if Jake wasn't the killer after all?

I mean, Linda and Cynthia became very wealthy young women from their husband's

insurance policies, and there have been weaker motives for murder than insurance

money.

I can't believe they'd be capable of killing their own husband and all the

Well,

Jake either killed everyone, including that woman, Tisa, that was found dead in

his basement, Or he was fed up.

You know, but there's no proof of that.

Linda and Cynthia both said that Jake was the killer.

And if he wasn't, then they lied.

Anyway, it was just a thought, alright?

Come on, let's get back to work.

Let me fix you one of my special drinks.

Sounds delicious.

Maybe I'll mix up my own drink, just to be on the safe side.

Ames Insurance, how can I help you?

Hey, it's me, Linda.

Have you wrapped everything up?

Almost. I'll be done within the hour.

Good.

About time we start having some fun.

My mother's got the baby, and she'll watch her until we move into our new

Okay, I'll see you in two hours.

Yes, I am.

Hi, may I help you?

Hi, I'm Miss Leslie from Acton Insurance Company. Can I talk to you for a

minute? Sure, please come in.

What can I help you with?

Are you a widow of Jeffrey Peters?

Yes, I am.

Did you know that he had an insurance policy that he hadn't cashed in yet?

Parents got it for him when he was a boy.

Not much, but it is $50 ,000.

No, I don't recall him ever mentioning anything.

I haven't. Okay.

Hello? I'm done.

I'll transfer the balance to the payment right now.

Good. Nice doing business with you.

Alright, I'm back.

Bartender!

Right here.

Drinks all around!