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Ready! - Yeah, okay, coming.
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Supposedly, if it's high, then it's a girl,
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and if it's low then it's a boy.
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Okay, that makes sense.
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So, what do you think about Anjli for a girl?
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Really?
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I mean, yeah, I love that name. - Yeah?
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But do you think your parents
would be okay with it?
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Well, it's not up to them.
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Hey, Kir!
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Hey!
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My god, I'll be damned! Ellie... Stewart.
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Come here. - Hi!
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How are you? What a surprise.
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What are you doing around here?
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Um... yeah, I'm doing a 10K,
training for the marathon.
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Wow, okay!
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Um... er, sorry, this is my boyfriend, Varun.
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Varun, hi! Kiran, great to meet you.
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You too, yeah.
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Um, you are...
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Er, yes, yeah, five months.
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Wow, amazing.
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It's mine.
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Um, listen, I... I better keep going.
- Yeah, yeah.
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But... yeah, so good to see you.
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And send my love to your Mum.
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Yeah. Yeah, good old Mumji.
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Yeah, that was weird.
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Who was that?
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That was Kir.
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Kiran who?
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Kiran, my ex-boyfriend.
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Right.
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I... Sorry, I thought he
was called Ciaran, you know,
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like the Irish name, Ciaran.
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No, Kiran.
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Anyway, I ordered that cot from Baby World.
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You never told me he was Indian. Huh.
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Mmm?
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Kiran.
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Mmm?
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Is that relevant?
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He's Indian, I'm Indian. Huh!
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You're very different.
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Varun?
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Yeah, sorry.
I'll share them with you right now.
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Um... one second. Okay.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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What a day.
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I'm going to be finished in like ten minutes.
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Okay.
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Are you up for a takeaway?
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Yeah.
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What do you feel like?
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I really fancy an Indian.
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What? - Are you serious?
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Yeah. Been craving a korma all day.
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Have you ever dated any other Indian guys?
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I was talking about takeaway.
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It's a yes/no question.
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Yes.
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Right.
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Okay, this is a minor miracle.
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I've actually used the right
number of screws for this bit.
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How many?
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I think it was eight flatheads.
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No, how many Indian guys?
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For fuck sake!
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What? - Is it really any of your business?
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It's just a question.
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I'm just interested in your life.
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Okay, four.
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Four? - Yeah!
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Including me?
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No, four plus you.
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Where did you meet them all?
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Can we just get this finished
before your parents arrive?
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Thank you for bringing this
pasta, you really didn't need to.
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It was nothing, it's Jamie Oliver.
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Is it chicken?
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No, baby, it's a chicken substitute.
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Ellie is vegetarian, remember?
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It tastes like chicken.
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Er, not too spicy for you, is it?
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No, I love a bit of spice.
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That's good.
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You can get the little one started early.
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Yeah, how is the baby room coming along?
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Um... yes, it's getting there.
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It's all good, yeah.
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You have a beautiful home, beta.
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Thank you, Mumjii.
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It really does taste like chicken.
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Yeah, well you carry on like that,
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you're gonna end up looking more
pregnant than she is, darling.
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That was so nice.
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Yeah, it was great.
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Your mum is gonna be an amazing grandma.
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Yeah, Mumji number five.
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Come on.
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What? - You're obsessed.
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What?
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No, you're obsessed.
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With what?
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With... with India.
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How am I obsessed with India?
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You've had four Indian exes.
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So...?
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Four, plus me. That's five Indian guys.
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Well, what about your exes?
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What about them?
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How many of them were blonde white girls?
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One.
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Well, one plus me, that's two,
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that's a pattern.
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No, no, no. Two's not a pattern.
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Three is a pattern,
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and five is a racial fetish!
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Wow, okay.
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Okay, so fine.
So maybe I like guys that look like you.
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What's so wrong with that?
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It's... racist.
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How is it racist if I like you?
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Because it's clearly not about me!
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I'm your girlfriend!
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Okay, okay. Um, but before you met
me, did you or did you not know
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that your next boyfriend would be Indian?
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It... what... I might have had some idea.
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Ahaa, yeah.
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Yeah, shockingly,
I didn't snog you at Martini Nights
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because of your personality,
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just like you spent that whole
night looking down my top!
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So what?
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Would you rather we just
didn't fancy each other?
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Of course not, but why Indian guys?
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It's not just Indian guys.
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I went out with a Japanese guy at uni.
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I slept with two Brazilian
guys in my gap year...
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not at the same time, but wha...
wha... whatever.
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I went out with a guy who's
very, very Scottish!
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I just... I like people
who are different from me.
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Why is that such a crime?
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But five?
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Look, I'm sorry, but we're having a
baby, and I need to know
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that you love me for being me,
not just because you love a bit of spice.
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Can you listen to what I'm saying?
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I love you.
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Why did I fall in love with you?
I don't know.
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Maybe it's about me
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and that stupid xenophobic
village that I grew up in.
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Maybe this is all some pathetic rebellion
so I don't turn into my parents.
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Maybe it is weird and racist.
Maybe you're right.
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I'm sorry, it's just...
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I've literally never called her "Mumji."
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What do you actually want?
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What do you mean?
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We got pregnant by accident.
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I could be just as scared that
you don't want to be with me.
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Of course, I do.
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Really?
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You're the one who's suddenly
questioning everything.
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Are you sure you don't wish you
ended up with an Indian girl?
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This one's for Rosalind.
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Who is it from?
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It's from me, it's from us.
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Yeah. - Darling, thank you.
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It's beautiful, sweetheart.
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Are you going to have an Indian wedding?
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Er... well, we haven't...
we haven't really talked about that yet.
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And we'll consult you on everything.
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Good!
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This is for Varun. Quite heavy.
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Goodness. Thank you.
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I wasn't expecting such a big present.
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Well, I know I've been a bit of
a stick in the mud and all that,
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but water under the bridge?
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Welcome to the family.
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Thank you.
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There's a zip up there.
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Yeah, you got it.
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So you can join us on the shoot.
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You never forget your first grouse.
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You certainly don't.
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Jervaulx, '81.
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Pop, bang, first shot.
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He's a great shot.
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Take it out. Bang.
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Hi. - Hi.
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Sorry, I'm a bit early.
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Okay. It's fine. She's awake.
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I'll, um... I'll go and get her.
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Thanks.
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Are you seeing anyone?
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I... no. Why?
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I am, um, seeing someone, I mean...
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Yeah, I just... I thought you should know
because, um, he's going to be around.
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Has he met um...?
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Yeah. Is that okay?
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Yeah, of course.
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I mean, it's a bit weird, you know,
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having a stranger basically
raising my daughter, but um...
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I know, um...
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He's actually here, if you...
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...if you want to meet him.
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Er... yeah, sure.
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Okay.
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Who's here?
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Hi! - Who's here?
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Hi, baba, hi.
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Hey, you must be Varun. I'm James.
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Hi, yeah.
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Yeah, I just wanted to meet,
you know, to clear the air.
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I know, it's weird, but um...
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I really love Ell,
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and I hope I'm going to be
around for the long run,
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so... yeah.
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Cool. Well, er...
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...good to meet you.
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Right, yeah.
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Yeah, we can chat more another time.
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Definitely.
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Yeah.
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He seems perfect for you.
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So were you.
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Anyway, um, here we go.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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Love you, sweetheart. Aww!
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Here. - Thanks.
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Do you want, um, you know?
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No, I should...
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