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What's up, nummy nom nuts? I'm Ryan
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What's up, nummy nom nuts? I'm Ryan
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What's up, nummy nom nuts? I'm Ryan
Chang
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Chang
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Chang
>> and I'm Michael Costa. This is Sports
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>> and I'm Michael Costa. This is Sports
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>> and I'm Michael Costa. This is Sports
Ward, the show where we are legally not
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Ward, the show where we are legally not
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Ward, the show where we are legally not
allowed to agree with each other.
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allowed to agree with each other.
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allowed to agree with each other.
>> So, if I say volleyball is the most
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>> So, if I say volleyball is the most
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>> So, if I say volleyball is the most
exciting sport,
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exciting sport,
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exciting sport,
>> then I say screw that. I can't even look
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>> then I say screw that. I can't even look
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>> then I say screw that. I can't even look
at a volleyball without crying ever
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at a volleyball without crying ever
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at a volleyball without crying ever
since I got straight on that island and
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since I got straight on that island and
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since I got straight on that island and
my only friend was a volleyball.
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my only friend was a volleyball.
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my only friend was a volleyball.
>> I keep telling you, Michael, you're
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>> I keep telling you, Michael, you're
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>> I keep telling you, Michael, you're
confusing your life with Tom Hanks
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confusing your life with Tom Hanks
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confusing your life with Tom Hanks
movies.
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movies.
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movies.
>> So, I don't have AIDS and live in
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>> So, I don't have AIDS and live in
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>> So, I don't have AIDS and live in
Philadelphia.
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Philadelphia.
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Philadelphia.
That's a relief. I hate Philadelphia.
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That's a relief. I hate Philadelphia.
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That's a relief. I hate Philadelphia.
>> Let's start things off with the 10
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>> Let's start things off with the 10
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>> Let's start things off with the 10
greatest words in sports. March Madness
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greatest words in sports. March Madness
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greatest words in sports. March Madness
buzzer beater. Wow, that was some crazy
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buzzer beater. Wow, that was some crazy
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>> What a moment.
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>> What a moment.
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>> What a moment.
>> Tosses it out.
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>> Tosses it out.
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>> Tosses it out.
>> It's the ultimate buzzer beater in the
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>> It's the ultimate buzzer beater in the
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>> It's the ultimate buzzer beater in the
final seconds of Duke versus Yukon. And
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final seconds of Duke versus Yukon. And
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final seconds of Duke versus Yukon. And
it's certain to go down as one of the
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it's certain to go down as one of the
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it's certain to go down as one of the
greatest shots of all time. The
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greatest shots of all time. The
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greatest shots of all time. The
announcers were left stunned into
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announcers were left stunned into
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announcers were left stunned into
silence
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silence
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silence
>> and Duke fans left in shock as that shot
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>> and Duke fans left in shock as that shot
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>> and Duke fans left in shock as that shot
from the logo goes in.
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from the logo goes in.
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from the logo goes in.
>> That's right. Suck it, Blue Devils.
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>> What a Cinderella story to see Duke, a
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>> What a Cinderella story to see Duke, a
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>> What a Cinderella story to see Duke, a
school of spoil rich kids, lose to
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school of spoil rich kids, lose to
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school of spoil rich kids, lose to
Connecticut, a state of spoiled rich
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Connecticut, a state of spoiled rich
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Connecticut, a state of spoiled rich
kids.
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kids.
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kids.
>> Hey Duke players, enjoy making millions
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>> Hey Duke players, enjoy making millions
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>> Hey Duke players, enjoy making millions
when you move on to the NBA, you losers.
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when you move on to the NBA, you losers.
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when you move on to the NBA, you losers.
I'm telling you, Costa, those final 10
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I'm telling you, Costa, those final 10
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I'm telling you, Costa, those final 10
seconds were the best in March Madness
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seconds were the best in March Madness
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seconds were the best in March Madness
history.
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history.
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history.
>> Who gives a about the last 10
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>> Who gives a about the last 10
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>> Who gives a about the last 10
seconds? That's all I care about is the
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seconds? That's all I care about is the
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seconds? That's all I care about is the
first 10 seconds. That's all I can
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first 10 seconds. That's all I can
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first 10 seconds. That's all I can
handle. Ever since my attention span was
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handle. Ever since my attention span was
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handle. Ever since my attention span was
ruined by what doctors call the Mr.
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ruined by what doctors call the Mr.
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ruined by what doctors call the Mr.
Beastification of my brain.
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Beastification of my brain.
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Beastification of my brain.
Costa, you The buzzle beater is a
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Costa, you The buzzle beater is a
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Costa, you The buzzle beater is a
rare wonder in sports. You almost never
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rare wonder in sports. You almost never
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rare wonder in sports. You almost never
see it. It's like watching Tiger Woods
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see it. It's like watching Tiger Woods
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see it. It's like watching Tiger Woods
safely drive a car. This
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safely drive a car. This
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safely drive a car. This
>> you never see it. This moment was peak
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>> you never see it. This moment was peak
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>> you never see it. This moment was peak
March Madness.
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March Madness.
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March Madness.
>> Disagree, Ron. The true March Madness is
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>> Disagree, Ron. The true March Madness is
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>> Disagree, Ron. The true March Madness is
the fact that we all spend all month
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the fact that we all spend all month
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the fact that we all spend all month
watching men's basketball instead of
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watching men's basketball instead of
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watching men's basketball instead of
honoring Women's History Month.
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honoring Women's History Month.
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honoring Women's History Month.
>> Oh my god. Here we go.
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>> Oh my god. Here we go.
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>> Oh my god. Here we go.
>> HEY.
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>> HEY.
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>> HEY.
>> HEY. HEY. What gives society?
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>> HEY. HEY. What gives society?
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>> HEY. HEY. What gives society?
Well, I love basketball. There's nothing
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Well, I love basketball. There's nothing
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Well, I love basketball. There's nothing
I love more than celebrating the
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I love more than celebrating the
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I love more than celebrating the
remarkable work of all of history's
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remarkable work of all of history's
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remarkable work of all of history's
greatest AND HOES.
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greatest AND HOES.
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greatest AND HOES.
In fact, just after Tip Off, I threw on
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In fact, just after Tip Off, I threw on
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In fact, just after Tip Off, I threw on
a fascinating documentary about a
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a fascinating documentary about a
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a fascinating documentary about a
stepmom who walked in on her
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stepmom who walked in on her
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stepmom who walked in on her
stepdaughter totally mangling this tug
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stepdaughter totally mangling this tug
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stepdaughter totally mangling this tug
job. Talk about a crazy final 10
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job. Talk about a crazy final 10
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job. Talk about a crazy final 10
seconds.
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seconds.
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seconds.
Which brings us to our final force game
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Which brings us to our final force game
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Which brings us to our final force game
better tonight. How will the Duke Blue
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better tonight. How will the Duke Blue
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better tonight. How will the Duke Blue
Devil numb the pain? Brought to you by
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Devil numb the pain? Brought to you by
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Devil numb the pain? Brought to you by
gambling. Gambling. So easy a cave woman
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gambling. Gambling. So easy a cave woman
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gambling. Gambling. So easy a cave woman
can do it.
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can do it.
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can do it.
Let's move on from the unbeatable
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Let's move on from the unbeatable
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Let's move on from the unbeatable
excitement of basketball to the beatable
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excitement of basketball to the beatable
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excitement of basketball to the beatable
excitement of baseball. Everyone loves
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excitement of baseball. Everyone loves
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excitement of baseball. Everyone loves
yelling at the umpire. It's the best way
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yelling at the umpire. It's the best way
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yelling at the umpire. It's the best way
to compensate for whatever's going on at
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to compensate for whatever's going on at
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to compensate for whatever's going on at
home. And it's about to even get better.
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home. And it's about to even get better.
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home. And it's about to even get better.
For the first time in the history of the
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For the first time in the history of the
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For the first time in the history of the
sport, Major League Baseball, players
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sport, Major League Baseball, players
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sport, Major League Baseball, players
who disagree with a called ball or
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who disagree with a called ball or
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who disagree with a called ball or
strike will have something they can do
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strike will have something they can do
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strike will have something they can do
other than holler and kick dirt. The new
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other than holler and kick dirt. The new
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other than holler and kick dirt. The new
automated ball strike challenge system,
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automated ball strike challenge system,
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automated ball strike challenge system,
also known as ABS. The pitcher, catcher,
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also known as ABS. The pitcher, catcher,
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also known as ABS. The pitcher, catcher,
or hitter can challenge an umpire's call
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or hitter can challenge an umpire's call
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or hitter can challenge an umpire's call
immediately after a pitch just by
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immediately after a pitch just by
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immediately after a pitch just by
tapping their head. God damn it. What is
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tapping their head. God damn it. What is
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tapping their head. God damn it. What is
happening to the sport I've known and
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happening to the sport I've known and
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happening to the sport I've known and
loved ever since Asians got good at it
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loved ever since Asians got good at it
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loved ever since Asians got good at it
like three seasons ago. If
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like three seasons ago. If
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like three seasons ago. If
if drunk fans can get angry at the
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if drunk fans can get angry at the
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if drunk fans can get angry at the
umpire, they'll need to find new things
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umpire, they'll need to find new things
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umpire, they'll need to find new things
to get mad about. Like, I don't know,
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to get mad about. Like, I don't know,
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to get mad about. Like, I don't know,
Mr. and Mrs. Met's incestuous marriage.
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Mr. and Mrs. Met's incestuous marriage.
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Mr. and Mrs. Met's incestuous marriage.
I mean, they're clearly siblings.
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I mean, they're clearly siblings.
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I mean, they're clearly siblings.
Let me just ask you, what would Babe
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Let me just ask you, what would Babe
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Let me just ask you, what would Babe
Ruth say if he saw what baseball's
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Ruth say if he saw what baseball's
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Ruth say if he saw what baseball's
become?
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become?
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become?
>> He'd probably say, "Hey, what happened
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>> He'd probably say, "Hey, what happened
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>> He'd probably say, "Hey, what happened
to all the really fat guys playing
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to all the really fat guys playing
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to all the really fat guys playing
baseball?"
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baseball?"
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baseball?"
Regardless, this replay system is great.
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Regardless, this replay system is great.
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Regardless, this replay system is great.
What's so wrong with giving umpires some
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What's so wrong with giving umpires some
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What's so wrong with giving umpires some
extra help? Their job is incredibly
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extra help? Their job is incredibly
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extra help? Their job is incredibly
difficult. I mean, do you know how hard
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difficult. I mean, do you know how hard
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difficult. I mean, do you know how hard
it is to watch an entire baseball game?
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it is to watch an entire baseball game?
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it is to watch an entire baseball game?
>> Oh, please. Come on. LAUGHING FOR ME.
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>> Oh, please. Come on. LAUGHING FOR ME.
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>> Oh, please. Come on. LAUGHING FOR ME.
>> Where's the humanity in sports? Let
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>> Where's the humanity in sports? Let
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>> Where's the humanity in sports? Let
umpires make mistakes. Mistakes are part
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umpires make mistakes. Mistakes are part
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umpires make mistakes. Mistakes are part
of the game. It's like when a player
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of the game. It's like when a player
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of the game. It's like when a player
drops a popfly or takes too many
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drops a popfly or takes too many
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drops a popfly or takes too many
steroids and tries to kill the bad boy.
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steroids and tries to kill the bad boy.
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steroids and tries to kill the bad boy.
It's why we watch the game.
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It's why we watch the game.
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It's why we watch the game.
>> Uh, I'd like to challenge that take.
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>> Uh, I'd like to challenge that take.
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>> Uh, I'd like to challenge that take.
Let's go to the replay.
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Let's go to the replay.
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Let's go to the replay.
>> I'm stupid.
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>> I'm stupid.
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>> I'm stupid.
>> Wow. Wow. The tape don't lie, Ronnie. Of
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>> Wow. Wow. The tape don't lie, Ronnie. Of
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>> Wow. Wow. The tape don't lie, Ronnie. Of
course, the new ball and strike
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course, the new ball and strike
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course, the new ball and strike
challenge system isn't the only upgrade
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challenge system isn't the only upgrade
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challenge system isn't the only upgrade
the major leagues are getting this year.
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the major leagues are getting this year.
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the major leagues are getting this year.
With the new season, new foods are
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With the new season, new foods are
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With the new season, new foods are
coming to ballparks across the country.
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coming to ballparks across the country.
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coming to ballparks across the country.
>> A whole host of new food items this
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>> A whole host of new food items this
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>> A whole host of new food items this
year, including the Behemoth Bat Flip. 2
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year, including the Behemoth Bat Flip. 2
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year, including the Behemoth Bat Flip. 2
lbs of meat and onions and egg. And holy
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lbs of meat and onions and egg. And holy
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lbs of meat and onions and egg. And holy
moly,
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moly,
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moly,
>> the bases loaded nachos. They come in a
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>> the bases loaded nachos. They come in a
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>> the bases loaded nachos. They come in a
gallonized bucket. The Gazilla. It's a
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gallonized bucket. The Gazilla. It's a
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gallonized bucket. The Gazilla. It's a
2ft oneb hot dog.
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2ft oneb hot dog.
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2ft oneb hot dog.
>> For the fans of the Marlins this year,
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>> For the fans of the Marlins this year,
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>> For the fans of the Marlins this year,
we have the machete. It's a housemade
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we have the machete. It's a housemade
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we have the machete. It's a housemade
twoft quesadilla.
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twoft quesadilla.
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twoft quesadilla.
>> Finally, a two-ft long quesadilla to go
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>> Finally, a two-ft long quesadilla to go
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>> Finally, a two-ft long quesadilla to go
to town on. And I don't even have to buy
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to town on. And I don't even have to buy
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to town on. And I don't even have to buy
it. I can just wait for the guy next to
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it. I can just wait for the guy next to
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it. I can just wait for the guy next to
me to die halfway through and eat his.
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me to die halfway through and eat his.
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me to die halfway through and eat his.
This
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This
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This
This is a great reminder that baseball
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This is a great reminder that baseball
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This is a great reminder that baseball
is so much more than a game. It's really
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is so much more than a game. It's really
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is so much more than a game. It's really
about a father and a son going down to
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about a father and a son going down to
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about a father and a son going down to
the ballpark together, grabbing a gallon
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the ballpark together, grabbing a gallon
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the ballpark together, grabbing a gallon
of nachos, and four feet worth of hot
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of nachos, and four feet worth of hot
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of nachos, and four feet worth of hot
dog meat. and then obliterating two
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dog meat. and then obliterating two
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dog meat. and then obliterating two
toilets at the exact same time. That's a
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toilets at the exact same time. That's a
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toilets at the exact same time. That's a
core memory if I ever heard one. Miss
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core memory if I ever heard one. Miss
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core memory if I ever heard one. Miss
you, Pops. Are you kidding me? This food
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you, Pops. Are you kidding me? This food
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you, Pops. Are you kidding me? This food
is disgusting. Plus, why buy food at a
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is disgusting. Plus, why buy food at a
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is disgusting. Plus, why buy food at a
stadium when there's so many free peanut
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stadium when there's so many free peanut
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stadium when there's so many free peanut
shells lying on the ground? Hey, you
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shells lying on the ground? Hey, you
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shells lying on the ground? Hey, you
sneaking in some noodles and an egg. You
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sneaking in some noodles and an egg. You
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sneaking in some noodles and an egg. You
guys a pot thai.
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guys a pot thai.
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guys a pot thai.
Well, that brings us to our tough clench
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Well, that brings us to our tough clench
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Well, that brings us to our tough clench
bet of the week. Which major league
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bet of the week. Which major league
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bet of the week. Which major league
stadium plumbing will explode first?
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stadium plumbing will explode first?
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stadium plumbing will explode first?
Brought to you by gambling. Gambling.
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Brought to you by gambling. Gambling.
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Brought to you by gambling. Gambling.
When you're sliding into first and you
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When you're sliding into first and you
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When you're sliding into first and you
feel something burst. Gambling. Well,
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feel something burst. Gambling. Well,
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feel something burst. Gambling. Well,
that's all the time we have on Sports.
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that's all the time we have on Sports.
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that's all the time we have on Sports.
Join us next time when we debate if
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Join us next time when we debate if
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Join us next time when we debate if
there's crying in baseball. And as I
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there's crying in baseball. And as I
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there's crying in baseball. And as I
told that chick on the Rockford Peaches,
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told that chick on the Rockford Peaches,
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told that chick on the Rockford Peaches,
no. You're not happy.
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no. You're not happy.
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no. You're not happy.
>> You know what you're talking about. How
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>> You know what you're talking about. How
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>> You know what you're talking about. How
many
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many
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many
coach?
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