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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:30,975 --> 00:00:34,645 ♪ I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth ♪ 4 00:00:34,770 --> 00:00:37,940 ♪ You know, that Gypsy with the gold-capped tooth ♪ 5 00:00:38,023 --> 00:00:41,736 ♪ She's got a pad on 34th and Vine ♪ 6 00:00:41,777 --> 00:00:44,113 ♪ Sellin' little bottles of ♪ 7 00:00:44,155 --> 00:00:47,742 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 8 00:00:49,452 --> 00:00:53,122 ♪ I told her that I was a flop with chicks ♪ 9 00:00:53,205 --> 00:00:56,292 ♪ I've been this way since 1956 ♪ 10 00:00:56,375 --> 00:00:58,169 ♪ She looked at my palm ♪ 11 00:00:58,252 --> 00:01:00,254 ♪ And she made a magic sign ♪ 12 00:01:00,296 --> 00:01:02,631 ♪ She said, What you need is ♪ 13 00:01:02,715 --> 00:01:06,343 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 14 00:01:07,511 --> 00:01:09,722 ♪ She bent down and turned around ♪ 15 00:01:09,805 --> 00:01:11,098 ♪ And gave me a wink ♪ 16 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:13,309 ♪ She said, I'm gonna mix it up ♪ 17 00:01:13,392 --> 00:01:14,852 ♪ Right here in the sink ♪ 18 00:01:14,935 --> 00:01:16,604 ♪ It smelled like turpentine ♪ 19 00:01:16,645 --> 00:01:18,522 ♪ It looked like india ink ♪ 20 00:01:18,606 --> 00:01:20,983 ♪ I held my nose, I closed my eyes ♪ 21 00:01:21,067 --> 00:01:22,985 ♪ I took a drink ♪ 22 00:01:23,027 --> 00:01:26,572 ♪ I didn't know if it was day or night ♪ 23 00:01:26,655 --> 00:01:29,742 ♪ I started kissin' everything in sight ♪ 24 00:01:29,825 --> 00:01:31,494 ♪ But when I kissed a cop ♪ 25 00:01:31,577 --> 00:01:33,704 ♪ At 34th and Vine ♪ 26 00:01:33,788 --> 00:01:36,040 ♪ He broke my little bottle of ♪ 27 00:01:36,123 --> 00:01:40,044 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 28 00:01:52,139 --> 00:01:54,350 ♪ I held my nose, I closed my eyes ♪ 29 00:01:54,391 --> 00:01:56,185 ♪ I took a drink ♪ 30 00:01:56,227 --> 00:01:59,897 ♪ I didn't know if it was day or night ♪ 31 00:01:59,980 --> 00:02:03,067 ♪ I started kissin' everything in sight ♪ 32 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:04,860 ♪ But when I kissed a cop ♪ 33 00:02:04,944 --> 00:02:06,779 ♪ At 34th and Vine ♪ 34 00:02:06,862 --> 00:02:09,281 ♪ He broke my little bottle of ♪ 35 00:02:09,365 --> 00:02:13,452 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 36 00:02:25,256 --> 00:02:27,716 ♪ I held my nose, I closed my eyes ♪ 37 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,468 ♪ I took a drink ♪ 38 00:02:29,552 --> 00:02:33,180 ♪ I didn't know if it was day or night ♪ 39 00:02:33,222 --> 00:02:36,475 ♪ I started kissin' everything in sight ♪ 40 00:02:36,559 --> 00:02:38,269 ♪ But when I kissed a cop ♪ 41 00:02:38,352 --> 00:02:40,146 ♪ At 34th and Vine ♪ 42 00:02:40,229 --> 00:02:42,690 ♪ He broke my little bottle of ♪ 43 00:02:42,773 --> 00:02:46,277 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 44 00:02:46,444 --> 00:02:47,445 ♪ Love Potion... ♪ 45 00:03:02,501 --> 00:03:03,919 About once a month, 46 00:03:04,003 --> 00:03:05,921 my friends and I get together 47 00:03:06,005 --> 00:03:08,382 and do something different for fun. 48 00:03:08,424 --> 00:03:09,884 Sometimes we go bowling 49 00:03:09,925 --> 00:03:11,343 or miniature golf 50 00:03:11,427 --> 00:03:13,345 or a movie or something. 51 00:03:13,429 --> 00:03:14,430 One night, 52 00:03:14,513 --> 00:03:17,433 we went down to a Gypsy palm reader 53 00:03:17,516 --> 00:03:19,435 on 34th and Vine. 54 00:03:24,106 --> 00:03:26,025 Let me see your palm. 55 00:03:47,838 --> 00:03:50,800 You do very badly with women. 56 00:03:51,884 --> 00:03:54,762 No. I... I... I... I do all right. 57 00:03:54,804 --> 00:03:56,263 No, you don't. 58 00:03:56,305 --> 00:03:58,265 There are no women here. 59 00:04:01,769 --> 00:04:03,104 What's this? 60 00:04:06,816 --> 00:04:07,817 No women. 61 00:04:08,776 --> 00:04:10,820 Are you a boy-kissy-boy? 62 00:04:10,903 --> 00:04:12,947 Excuse me? 63 00:04:12,988 --> 00:04:14,532 You a homosexual? 64 00:04:16,367 --> 00:04:17,785 No. 65 00:04:17,827 --> 00:04:20,788 I want my sister to see this. 66 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:31,298 No, I don't. 67 00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:32,341 No. 68 00:04:32,341 --> 00:04:35,302 I see no women in your life 69 00:04:35,344 --> 00:04:37,680 for a long, long time. 70 00:04:37,763 --> 00:04:39,098 Maybe... 71 00:04:41,308 --> 00:04:42,852 forever. 72 00:04:42,935 --> 00:04:44,979 Well, that's kind of depressing. 73 00:04:45,062 --> 00:04:46,522 Yes, it is. 74 00:04:46,564 --> 00:04:49,400 But I have something for you. 75 00:05:13,174 --> 00:05:14,592 Let me see. 76 00:05:14,675 --> 00:05:15,676 Number 17, 77 00:05:15,676 --> 00:05:17,595 number 13. 78 00:05:17,678 --> 00:05:19,847 Where the hell is it? 79 00:05:19,930 --> 00:05:21,640 Ahh. 80 00:05:21,724 --> 00:05:23,559 Number eight. 81 00:05:24,935 --> 00:05:26,729 This is what you need. 82 00:05:28,731 --> 00:05:31,150 Dilute this with water 1,000 to 1. 83 00:05:31,233 --> 00:05:33,694 You don't want it to be too strong. 84 00:05:33,736 --> 00:05:36,697 You take a sip, and you swallow. 85 00:05:36,739 --> 00:05:38,199 And when you speak, 86 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,118 women will find you fascinating. 87 00:05:41,202 --> 00:05:43,579 I'm a biochemist. 88 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:10,940 You take this. 89 00:06:12,733 --> 00:06:13,943 You'll be back. 90 00:06:15,486 --> 00:06:17,947 So, tell me, there was this woman 91 00:06:17,988 --> 00:06:20,449 I saw you having lunch with the other day. 92 00:06:20,491 --> 00:06:21,492 Huh? 93 00:06:21,575 --> 00:06:23,953 She's just... just somebody I work with. 94 00:06:24,036 --> 00:06:25,037 Uh-huh. 95 00:06:25,079 --> 00:06:26,872 Were there any romantic possibilities? 96 00:06:28,916 --> 00:06:29,917 No. 97 00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:30,918 No? 98 00:06:32,044 --> 00:06:33,212 Why not? 99 00:06:34,422 --> 00:06:35,840 No, you see, I'm... 100 00:06:35,923 --> 00:06:37,800 She's, um, she's not my type. 101 00:06:37,925 --> 00:06:39,343 Oh, she's not your type. 102 00:06:39,427 --> 00:06:40,845 That was a lie. 103 00:06:40,928 --> 00:06:43,347 Except for the fact that she had 104 00:06:43,431 --> 00:06:44,849 kind of a boyfriend, 105 00:06:44,932 --> 00:06:46,392 Diane was exactly my type. 106 00:06:46,475 --> 00:06:49,437 I'm a comparative psychobiologist. 107 00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:51,313 I put, uh, primates... 108 00:06:51,355 --> 00:06:52,815 chimpanzees... through tests. 109 00:06:52,857 --> 00:06:55,317 I note the behavior of the subject, 110 00:06:55,359 --> 00:06:57,945 and I hope the results are analogous to humans. 111 00:06:57,987 --> 00:07:00,614 Do you put electrical things in their brains? 112 00:07:00,698 --> 00:07:01,824 No. 113 00:07:01,907 --> 00:07:02,908 No. 114 00:07:02,908 --> 00:07:04,827 But that's done, isn't it? 115 00:07:04,869 --> 00:07:05,870 Yes. 116 00:07:06,871 --> 00:07:07,997 Why? 117 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,498 You can measure electrical activity, 118 00:07:09,623 --> 00:07:12,042 or, with a minute amount of current, 119 00:07:12,126 --> 00:07:14,503 you can stimulate a feeling or... or a thought. 120 00:07:14,545 --> 00:07:16,172 You can stimulate a feeling? 121 00:07:16,297 --> 00:07:17,298 Yes. 122 00:07:17,298 --> 00:07:18,299 For example, 123 00:07:18,299 --> 00:07:19,717 there was this experiment 124 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,719 where an electrode was planted 125 00:07:21,802 --> 00:07:24,722 in the pleasure center of a monkey's brain. 126 00:07:24,805 --> 00:07:27,224 When the monkey hit a button, 127 00:07:27,308 --> 00:07:30,227 it sent a signal to the electrode, 128 00:07:30,311 --> 00:07:33,189 in effect exciting the monkey sexually. 129 00:07:33,272 --> 00:07:34,273 You're kidding. 130 00:07:34,273 --> 00:07:35,316 No. 131 00:07:35,399 --> 00:07:37,359 Can you guess what happened? 132 00:07:37,401 --> 00:07:38,986 Was it a male monkey? 133 00:07:39,028 --> 00:07:40,321 Yes. 134 00:07:40,362 --> 00:07:42,865 He slammed the button till he died. 135 00:07:42,907 --> 00:07:45,201 Oh, so, you know this experiment. 136 00:07:45,284 --> 00:07:47,078 I know men, honey. 137 00:07:48,245 --> 00:07:49,246 Oh, stop. 138 00:07:51,957 --> 00:07:55,377 I think she is definitely Paul's type. 139 00:07:55,461 --> 00:07:56,879 She's got that, uh... 140 00:07:56,962 --> 00:07:58,714 je ne sais quoi, 141 00:07:58,756 --> 00:07:59,757 that, uh... 142 00:07:59,757 --> 00:08:01,217 Very sexy girl. 143 00:08:01,258 --> 00:08:03,719 You should go talk to her. 144 00:08:03,761 --> 00:08:04,762 Really. 145 00:08:04,762 --> 00:08:06,222 You should do it. 146 00:08:08,891 --> 00:08:09,892 Do it. 147 00:08:09,892 --> 00:08:11,310 I don't know her. 148 00:08:11,393 --> 00:08:12,812 Well, that is the point. 149 00:08:12,895 --> 00:08:14,313 You go talk to her, 150 00:08:14,396 --> 00:08:15,815 then you'll know her. 151 00:08:15,898 --> 00:08:18,317 Well, maybe she doesn't want to talk to anybody. 152 00:08:18,401 --> 00:08:19,402 Maybe. 153 00:08:19,402 --> 00:08:20,861 Maybe she does, huh? 154 00:08:20,903 --> 00:08:22,863 You got to keep taking chances, 155 00:08:22,905 --> 00:08:24,365 keep rolling the dice 156 00:08:24,407 --> 00:08:27,284 till you find someone who does want to talk. 157 00:08:27,368 --> 00:08:28,536 Expert advice. 158 00:08:28,619 --> 00:08:29,620 Go. 159 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:31,205 Go. 160 00:08:31,247 --> 00:08:33,040 I'll tell you what. 161 00:08:33,082 --> 00:08:36,544 I'll pay you $20 to go talk to her. 162 00:08:38,462 --> 00:08:40,881 $20.Just go talk to her. 163 00:08:40,923 --> 00:08:42,049 No. 164 00:08:43,926 --> 00:08:45,136 $40. 165 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:48,597 I don't want to do it. 166 00:08:48,681 --> 00:08:49,765 $60. 167 00:08:51,475 --> 00:08:52,935 $80. 168 00:08:54,770 --> 00:08:56,147 $100? 169 00:08:59,442 --> 00:09:00,860 Oh, O.K., O.K. 170 00:09:22,298 --> 00:09:25,885 ♪ Born to lose ♪ 171 00:09:25,968 --> 00:09:27,595 ♪ I've lived my... ♪ 172 00:09:27,678 --> 00:09:29,638 He trapped me by the bathroom. 173 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,640 He keeps me by the bathroom. 174 00:09:31,682 --> 00:09:33,142 He won't let me pass. 175 00:09:33,184 --> 00:09:34,643 Can you believe it? 176 00:09:34,685 --> 00:09:37,146 It's just one ugly geek after another 177 00:09:37,188 --> 00:09:38,856 in this place. 178 00:09:38,939 --> 00:09:41,108 If one more of these Radio Shack clerks... 179 00:09:41,192 --> 00:09:42,193 Hi. Hi. 180 00:09:42,193 --> 00:09:43,194 Hi. 181 00:09:43,194 --> 00:09:44,195 Uh-oh. 182 00:09:44,195 --> 00:09:45,654 I don't believe this. 183 00:09:45,696 --> 00:09:46,864 Can I, uh, uh, 184 00:09:46,947 --> 00:09:49,366 can I buy you a drink? 185 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:51,827 Can I ask you a question? 186 00:09:51,911 --> 00:09:53,162 Sure. 187 00:09:53,204 --> 00:09:55,664 Why do you think I'd be interested in you? 188 00:09:55,706 --> 00:09:58,167 Did I look at you or smile at you? 189 00:09:58,250 --> 00:09:59,668 Did I flirt with you? 190 00:09:59,752 --> 00:10:00,920 No. 191 00:10:01,003 --> 00:10:03,380 Well, then what makes you think I'd be interested? 192 00:10:03,464 --> 00:10:05,883 Are you somebody special? Is that it? 193 00:10:05,966 --> 00:10:07,885 Do you do something really fascinating? 194 00:10:07,968 --> 00:10:10,387 What do you do for a living? 195 00:10:10,471 --> 00:10:12,389 Uh, I'm... I'm a biochemist. 196 00:10:12,473 --> 00:10:15,476 Do I look like a biochemist groupie? 197 00:10:15,518 --> 00:10:19,188 Well, biochemists don't have groupies. 198 00:10:19,271 --> 00:10:21,482 Why do you think that is? 199 00:10:21,524 --> 00:10:24,860 Well, it's not a very glamorous job. 200 00:10:24,902 --> 00:10:28,697 No, it's not one of your drop-dead glamorous jobs. 201 00:10:28,739 --> 00:10:30,032 I mean, 202 00:10:30,116 --> 00:10:33,369 I'm sure that you find chemicals very fascinating, 203 00:10:33,494 --> 00:10:35,913 but do I look like somebody who'd be interested 204 00:10:35,996 --> 00:10:36,997 in a... 205 00:10:36,997 --> 00:10:37,998 a... a... 206 00:10:37,998 --> 00:10:39,875 a chemical person? 207 00:10:41,919 --> 00:10:43,379 No. Hey, wait. 208 00:10:43,421 --> 00:10:45,381 I'm doing this for your benefit. 209 00:10:45,423 --> 00:10:47,883 I mean, you wouldn't want this to happen again, 210 00:10:47,925 --> 00:10:49,051 would you? 211 00:10:49,135 --> 00:10:50,928 No. 212 00:10:51,011 --> 00:10:52,930 No. What's very obvious to me 213 00:10:53,013 --> 00:10:54,432 is not to you. 214 00:10:54,515 --> 00:10:55,933 Look at your clothes 215 00:10:56,016 --> 00:10:57,393 and then look at mine. 216 00:10:57,476 --> 00:11:00,396 Do you see any kind of a difference here? 217 00:11:00,438 --> 00:11:01,897 Clothes aren't important to you, 218 00:11:01,939 --> 00:11:03,399 but they're important to me. 219 00:11:03,482 --> 00:11:04,900 Taste is very important. 220 00:11:04,984 --> 00:11:07,403 I like designer clothes. I like nice things. 221 00:11:07,486 --> 00:11:09,947 I drive a BMW. What about you? 222 00:11:10,072 --> 00:11:12,408 Uh, I drive a Volkswagen. 223 00:11:13,909 --> 00:11:15,369 - Fahrvergnugen. - Fahrvergnugen. 224 00:11:15,411 --> 00:11:17,413 You know what that really means? 225 00:11:17,455 --> 00:11:18,998 Can't afford the Mercedes. 226 00:11:21,459 --> 00:11:22,918 Well, you're right. 227 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:25,921 We're not really suited for each other, 228 00:11:25,963 --> 00:11:27,923 and, uh, so I'll just go 229 00:11:27,965 --> 00:11:30,426 and get myself a chemical girl. 230 00:11:30,468 --> 00:11:31,385 I'm sorry. 231 00:11:31,427 --> 00:11:34,096 I was just trying to make a point. 232 00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:35,598 I tell you what. 233 00:11:35,681 --> 00:11:37,600 I'll go home with you tonight 234 00:11:37,725 --> 00:11:40,227 and be your total sex slave... 235 00:11:41,437 --> 00:11:44,857 if you can answer one question correctly. 236 00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:46,567 Ahem. 237 00:11:46,650 --> 00:11:47,985 All right. 238 00:11:48,069 --> 00:11:49,612 Who designed this top? 239 00:11:53,074 --> 00:11:54,492 I wouldn't know. 240 00:11:55,993 --> 00:11:58,454 Bye-bye, now. 241 00:12:21,644 --> 00:12:24,980 You're supposed to come to a complete stop at the sign. 242 00:12:25,022 --> 00:12:27,316 Can I see your driver's license, your registration, 243 00:12:27,358 --> 00:12:29,318 your proof of insurance, please? 244 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,444 Yeah. 245 00:12:30,528 --> 00:12:33,406 What the hell kind of car is this? 246 00:12:33,489 --> 00:12:35,282 It's an Alta Pazzoli. 247 00:12:39,954 --> 00:12:41,455 My car s-stalls 248 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,999 unless I keep my... my foot on the gas, 249 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:47,711 and I was just trying to get... 250 00:12:47,795 --> 00:12:50,214 I've already had two moving violations this year, 251 00:12:50,297 --> 00:12:54,218 and if I get a third, they might cancel my insurance, so... 252 00:12:54,301 --> 00:12:57,430 do you think that maybe you could... 253 00:12:57,513 --> 00:12:59,432 please make this a warning? 254 00:13:00,516 --> 00:13:02,852 Is this your correct address? 255 00:13:04,228 --> 00:13:05,229 Yeah. 256 00:13:39,138 --> 00:13:40,139 Hello. 257 00:13:40,139 --> 00:13:41,891 You have zero messages. 258 00:13:44,852 --> 00:13:45,853 Hello. 259 00:13:45,853 --> 00:13:47,480 You have zero messages. 260 00:14:03,412 --> 00:14:04,413 Bad. 261 00:14:04,413 --> 00:14:05,831 This is bad. 262 00:14:05,915 --> 00:14:06,916 Bad. 263 00:14:06,916 --> 00:14:08,125 Bad. 264 00:14:08,209 --> 00:14:09,210 Bad. 265 00:14:12,421 --> 00:14:13,839 Come here. Come here. 266 00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:52,211 Bad rice. 267 00:14:52,211 --> 00:14:53,212 Bad rice. 268 00:14:53,212 --> 00:14:54,213 Be quiet. 269 00:14:55,381 --> 00:14:56,799 I am very serious. 270 00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,718 So am I. 271 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:05,141 I love you so much. 272 00:15:05,182 --> 00:15:07,643 I want to tell you that I love you. 273 00:15:40,092 --> 00:15:41,093 Hello. 274 00:15:43,637 --> 00:15:45,055 It's all right. 275 00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:47,057 You don't have to apologize. 276 00:15:47,141 --> 00:15:50,061 I made 100 bucks off of it, didn't I? 277 00:15:52,688 --> 00:15:54,523 A gift? 278 00:15:54,565 --> 00:15:55,608 Right now? 279 00:15:57,276 --> 00:15:58,277 Well, yeah. 280 00:15:58,277 --> 00:16:00,112 Well, what kind of gift? 281 00:16:03,365 --> 00:16:04,909 Hi. 282 00:16:06,035 --> 00:16:07,369 Ahem. 283 00:16:07,453 --> 00:16:08,704 I'm Marisa. 284 00:16:16,337 --> 00:16:17,338 Hey. 285 00:16:17,338 --> 00:16:18,339 Gary? 286 00:16:18,339 --> 00:16:19,715 Yeah. 287 00:16:21,634 --> 00:16:23,052 Are you alone? 288 00:16:23,135 --> 00:16:25,054 Yes, of course I'm alone. 289 00:16:25,137 --> 00:16:27,056 Do you want to be? 290 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,860 ♪ You're no good ♪ 291 00:16:39,902 --> 00:16:41,320 ♪ Heartbreaker ♪ 292 00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:43,781 ♪ You're a liar... ♪ 293 00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:49,870 ♪ I don't know why ♪ 294 00:16:49,954 --> 00:16:52,289 ♪ I let you do these things to me ♪ 295 00:16:52,373 --> 00:16:53,374 Hi. 296 00:16:53,374 --> 00:16:54,375 Hi. 297 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:56,293 ♪ My friends keep tellin' me ♪ 298 00:16:56,377 --> 00:16:58,546 Oh, come on in. 299 00:16:58,629 --> 00:17:00,589 ♪ That you ain't no good ♪ 300 00:17:00,631 --> 00:17:02,091 How are you? 301 00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:03,467 ♪ Whoa ♪ 302 00:17:03,551 --> 00:17:04,552 ♪ But they don't know ♪ 303 00:17:04,552 --> 00:17:05,928 O.K. 304 00:17:06,011 --> 00:17:07,179 ♪ That I've been... ♪ 305 00:17:16,272 --> 00:17:17,982 That's nice. 306 00:17:18,065 --> 00:17:19,984 Is that a new couch? 307 00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:23,988 No. I've had it about a year. 308 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,161 It looks new. 309 00:17:32,246 --> 00:17:35,166 Well, I keep it in good shape. 310 00:17:37,084 --> 00:17:39,503 Are you still working with your father? 311 00:17:39,587 --> 00:17:40,588 Yeah. 312 00:17:40,588 --> 00:17:41,589 Yeah. 313 00:17:41,589 --> 00:17:42,590 Yeah. 314 00:17:44,008 --> 00:17:45,009 What? 315 00:17:49,138 --> 00:17:50,514 I... 316 00:17:59,482 --> 00:18:00,483 Oh, man. 317 00:18:08,866 --> 00:18:10,326 Got to go. 318 00:18:16,373 --> 00:18:17,374 Did you... 319 00:18:17,374 --> 00:18:19,335 put on a little weight? 320 00:18:34,225 --> 00:18:36,185 Uh, can I get you something? 321 00:18:36,227 --> 00:18:37,686 What do you got? 322 00:18:37,728 --> 00:18:39,688 I have some terrific wines. 323 00:18:39,730 --> 00:18:41,816 Do you have any, uh... 324 00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:45,611 gin? 325 00:18:45,694 --> 00:18:46,695 Gin? 326 00:18:46,695 --> 00:18:47,696 Sure. 327 00:18:47,696 --> 00:18:49,156 Gin on the rocks. 328 00:18:49,198 --> 00:18:50,658 Gin on the rocks. 329 00:18:50,699 --> 00:18:51,700 Um... 330 00:18:53,244 --> 00:18:54,245 gin. 331 00:18:54,245 --> 00:18:56,205 Tangueray, if you got it. 332 00:18:56,288 --> 00:18:57,706 O.K. 333 00:19:06,132 --> 00:19:08,008 Can I use your bathroom? 334 00:19:52,595 --> 00:19:54,013 How'd it go? 335 00:19:54,096 --> 00:19:55,514 Great. 336 00:19:55,598 --> 00:19:57,516 He just wanted to talk. 337 00:19:58,809 --> 00:20:01,270 Oh, you should've seen his stereo. 338 00:20:02,313 --> 00:20:05,024 I bet it's worth thousands. 339 00:21:37,241 --> 00:21:38,534 Oh! 340 00:21:49,879 --> 00:21:50,880 Pay attention. 341 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,047 Pay attention. 342 00:21:53,132 --> 00:21:54,675 Number six. 343 00:22:06,145 --> 00:22:08,522 I've got to talk to you. 344 00:22:08,564 --> 00:22:11,025 I've got to tell you something. 345 00:22:11,067 --> 00:22:13,527 About four hours later, they started to leave. 346 00:22:13,569 --> 00:22:15,029 Whatever had happened 347 00:22:15,071 --> 00:22:16,530 had stopped happening. 348 00:22:16,572 --> 00:22:19,033 And then, when I was cleaning up, 349 00:22:19,075 --> 00:22:21,035 I found this in some milk. 350 00:22:21,077 --> 00:22:22,078 Milk. 351 00:22:22,078 --> 00:22:23,537 You get it? 352 00:22:23,579 --> 00:22:26,373 I mean, cats like milk. 353 00:22:26,415 --> 00:22:27,458 Yeah? 354 00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:29,919 Well, the Gypsy said when you speak, right? 355 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,421 So, maybe it has something to do with sound. 356 00:22:32,463 --> 00:22:34,924 I mean, after all, you scratch a blackboard, 357 00:22:34,965 --> 00:22:37,384 and it drives you up the wall. 358 00:22:37,468 --> 00:22:39,428 Maybe there's a sound that... 359 00:22:39,470 --> 00:22:42,431 you know, drives you up another wall. 360 00:22:43,474 --> 00:22:44,934 You don't believe me? 361 00:22:44,975 --> 00:22:47,937 No. I'd... I'd like to believe you. 362 00:22:47,978 --> 00:22:50,272 What do you want from me? 363 00:22:52,525 --> 00:22:54,443 Now, are... are you sure? 364 00:22:54,527 --> 00:22:55,945 Are you absolutely positive? 365 00:22:56,028 --> 00:22:57,029 I'm positive. 366 00:22:57,029 --> 00:22:58,447 Nothing to worry about. 367 00:22:58,531 --> 00:22:59,949 It's a... It's a salt. 368 00:23:00,032 --> 00:23:01,951 It's a condensed liquid salt. 369 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:05,538 You want me to take it? 370 00:23:05,621 --> 00:23:06,622 No. 371 00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:10,459 O.K. 372 00:23:32,773 --> 00:23:34,692 Didn't sound unusual to me. 373 00:23:35,943 --> 00:23:38,112 How'd it sound to you? 374 00:23:38,195 --> 00:23:41,157 Well, I... I mean, I... I wouldn't know. 375 00:23:41,198 --> 00:23:44,493 Is that an unusual sound for a chimp? 376 00:23:44,618 --> 00:23:45,619 No. 377 00:23:53,461 --> 00:23:54,879 That... That's Romeo. 378 00:23:54,962 --> 00:23:57,381 He's trying to break through the wall! 379 00:23:57,465 --> 00:23:59,216 What's he trying to do? 380 00:24:00,426 --> 00:24:02,470 He's breaking through the wall! 381 00:24:24,408 --> 00:24:25,868 No, no, no. Don't. 382 00:24:25,910 --> 00:24:27,369 He'll rip your arm off. 383 00:24:27,411 --> 00:24:28,412 Don't. Don't. 384 00:24:28,412 --> 00:24:29,413 Well, I... 385 00:24:55,898 --> 00:24:57,358 Is he dead? 386 00:25:02,363 --> 00:25:03,364 No. 387 00:25:06,909 --> 00:25:08,577 He's asleep. 388 00:25:10,246 --> 00:25:12,623 After weeks of testing, 389 00:25:12,706 --> 00:25:14,125 we discovered how it works. 390 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:17,169 When swallowed, it affects the vocal cords directly, 391 00:25:17,253 --> 00:25:18,379 so when you speak, 392 00:25:18,462 --> 00:25:21,298 microtremors encoded within your voice 393 00:25:21,382 --> 00:25:23,134 stimulate tiny little hairs 394 00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:25,886 in the inner ear of the opposite sex. 395 00:25:25,928 --> 00:25:28,097 The vibration sends a signal to the brain, 396 00:25:28,222 --> 00:25:30,725 which, in turn, produces a combination 397 00:25:30,808 --> 00:25:32,560 of mood-altering endogenous chemicals 398 00:25:32,643 --> 00:25:35,604 responsible for the biochemical process 399 00:25:35,646 --> 00:25:36,647 of feeling in love. 400 00:25:36,731 --> 00:25:38,107 We also discovered that, one... 401 00:25:38,190 --> 00:25:40,901 It made members of the same sex hostile. 402 00:25:40,943 --> 00:25:41,944 Two... 403 00:25:41,944 --> 00:25:43,988 It had to be diluted. 404 00:25:44,071 --> 00:25:45,948 Full strength was far too strong. 405 00:25:46,031 --> 00:25:47,199 And three... 406 00:25:47,283 --> 00:25:50,035 It would only work for four hours at a time. 407 00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:53,038 The next logical step was to test it on humans, 408 00:25:53,122 --> 00:25:54,165 but who? 409 00:25:56,125 --> 00:25:58,252 We felt a deep moral obligation to mankind 410 00:25:58,294 --> 00:26:01,464 to make sure this potentially dangerous drug 411 00:26:01,589 --> 00:26:03,507 didn't fall into the wrong hands, 412 00:26:03,591 --> 00:26:08,095 but where could we find test subjects we could trust? 413 00:26:08,179 --> 00:26:11,140 Th-this is scientifically unorthodox, 414 00:26:11,182 --> 00:26:12,641 but... 415 00:26:12,683 --> 00:26:14,643 perhaps we could both take samples 416 00:26:14,685 --> 00:26:17,271 and test it ourselves in a real-world environment. 417 00:26:18,856 --> 00:26:21,484 I mean, Diane, we're both... 418 00:26:21,567 --> 00:26:25,112 prudent and... and responsible people. 419 00:26:28,657 --> 00:26:30,785 So, for the sake of all mankind, 420 00:26:30,826 --> 00:26:32,953 we divided up the remainder of the potion 421 00:26:32,995 --> 00:26:35,539 and agreed not to speak for three weeks. 422 00:26:47,968 --> 00:26:50,054 Can I see your driver's license, your registration, 423 00:26:50,137 --> 00:26:51,722 your proof of insurance, please? 424 00:27:50,406 --> 00:27:52,158 Let's just... 425 00:27:54,577 --> 00:27:56,495 let this go with a warning. 426 00:27:58,122 --> 00:27:59,206 Thank you. 427 00:28:00,416 --> 00:28:01,417 Heh heh. 428 00:28:01,417 --> 00:28:05,838 I... I get off in... in about an hour... 429 00:28:05,921 --> 00:28:08,132 and, uh... 430 00:28:08,215 --> 00:28:11,385 I was... I was wondering... 431 00:28:11,469 --> 00:28:12,970 could we maybe... 432 00:28:15,848 --> 00:28:17,266 have a drink? 433 00:28:17,349 --> 00:28:20,770 I don't think so. 434 00:28:40,372 --> 00:28:42,625 Insurance has been canceled. 435 00:28:45,002 --> 00:28:46,796 "R.T. Moreno." 436 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,442 Hi. 437 00:29:09,985 --> 00:29:10,986 Can I help you? 438 00:29:13,948 --> 00:29:16,117 ♪ I need a man ♪ 439 00:29:17,660 --> 00:29:19,995 ♪ I need a man ♪ 440 00:29:21,414 --> 00:29:23,666 ♪ I need a man ♪ 441 00:29:25,167 --> 00:29:26,752 ♪ I need a man ♪ 442 00:29:26,836 --> 00:29:27,962 ♪ YMCA ♪ 443 00:29:28,087 --> 00:29:29,505 ♪ It's fun to stay at the ♪ 444 00:29:29,588 --> 00:29:32,967 ♪ YMCA, yeah ♪ 445 00:29:33,008 --> 00:29:34,468 ♪ They have everything... ♪ 446 00:29:34,510 --> 00:29:35,803 Excuse me. 447 00:29:38,139 --> 00:29:41,142 Who would be Ms. Moreno's supervisor? 448 00:29:41,183 --> 00:29:42,977 ♪ YMCA ♪ 449 00:29:43,018 --> 00:29:44,645 ♪ It's fun to stay at the ♪ 450 00:29:44,687 --> 00:29:47,815 ♪ YMCA... ♪ 451 00:29:47,857 --> 00:29:48,858 Uh... 452 00:29:48,858 --> 00:29:51,110 ♪ YMCA... ♪ 453 00:29:51,193 --> 00:29:53,028 That would be, um... 454 00:29:53,070 --> 00:29:54,905 the district manager... 455 00:29:57,199 --> 00:29:58,451 Dick Webster. 456 00:30:02,705 --> 00:30:04,039 Dick. 457 00:30:04,081 --> 00:30:08,669 Three tickets. Oh, my. 458 00:30:08,711 --> 00:30:11,630 You didn't kill anybody, did you? 459 00:30:11,714 --> 00:30:12,840 No. 460 00:30:12,882 --> 00:30:14,341 Good. 461 00:30:19,555 --> 00:30:22,516 Bill... Dick Webster. 462 00:30:22,558 --> 00:30:25,811 I have a cancellation I want reversed. 463 00:30:46,248 --> 00:30:47,708 Oh, excuse me. 464 00:31:05,601 --> 00:31:08,979 Oh, it is very beautiful, isn't it? 465 00:31:09,063 --> 00:31:10,606 Yes, it is. 466 00:31:13,401 --> 00:31:14,402 Dino! 467 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,408 Si, signore. 468 00:31:24,745 --> 00:31:26,163 Has anybody ever told you 469 00:31:26,247 --> 00:31:27,665 how beautiful you are? 470 00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:30,751 No. 471 00:31:30,835 --> 00:31:32,962 Nobody in their right mind. 472 00:31:49,437 --> 00:31:51,188 Excuse me, please. 473 00:31:56,777 --> 00:31:59,697 I have met beautiful women before... 474 00:31:59,780 --> 00:32:02,032 many beautiful women... 475 00:32:02,116 --> 00:32:03,117 but you... 476 00:32:03,117 --> 00:32:04,827 you are the most beautiful woman 477 00:32:04,910 --> 00:32:06,829 I have ever seen in my life. 478 00:32:17,298 --> 00:32:19,216 I know this sounds ridiculous, 479 00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:23,304 but do you believe in love at first sight? 480 00:32:26,390 --> 00:32:27,475 Bravo! 481 00:32:31,228 --> 00:32:32,313 La via! 482 00:32:35,733 --> 00:32:38,277 I want you to have this. 483 00:32:45,910 --> 00:32:47,369 I can't. 484 00:32:50,748 --> 00:32:52,792 Please, indulge me. Take it. 485 00:32:52,875 --> 00:32:54,794 I don't feel this way very often, 486 00:32:54,877 --> 00:32:57,505 and I would like you to have this. 487 00:32:57,588 --> 00:32:58,672 Oh! 488 00:32:58,756 --> 00:32:59,965 This is your car? 489 00:33:08,224 --> 00:33:11,060 This is an Alta Pazzoli. 490 00:33:11,102 --> 00:33:12,353 I know. 491 00:33:12,436 --> 00:33:13,771 I am Enrico Pazzoli. 492 00:33:13,854 --> 00:33:16,524 I own the company that manufactures this car. 493 00:33:21,112 --> 00:33:22,488 Thank you. 494 00:33:27,243 --> 00:33:30,663 The governor is giving a little party this evening. 495 00:33:30,746 --> 00:33:33,624 I have nobody to accompany me. 496 00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:35,626 Would you please come with me? 497 00:33:39,255 --> 00:33:41,590 I... I really don't think so. 498 00:33:41,632 --> 00:33:42,842 Why? Are you married? 499 00:33:42,925 --> 00:33:44,135 No, no. 500 00:33:44,218 --> 00:33:46,303 You are engaged? You have a fiance? 501 00:33:46,387 --> 00:33:47,388 No, no. 502 00:33:47,388 --> 00:33:48,806 A lover? A boyfriend? 503 00:33:48,889 --> 00:33:49,974 Um... no. 504 00:33:50,099 --> 00:33:51,100 A girlfriend? 505 00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:52,101 No! 506 00:33:52,101 --> 00:33:54,228 Then, uh, your grandmother is sick, 507 00:33:54,311 --> 00:33:56,063 and you must stay with her? 508 00:33:56,147 --> 00:33:57,148 She's dead. 509 00:33:57,148 --> 00:33:58,149 I'm sorry. 510 00:33:58,149 --> 00:34:00,151 It's O.K. She died 20 years ago. 511 00:34:00,234 --> 00:34:02,778 Then why don't you come with me? 512 00:34:21,172 --> 00:34:22,423 Buona sera. 513 00:34:28,554 --> 00:34:30,973 Is something wrong? 514 00:34:33,893 --> 00:34:36,145 You're wearing a tuxedo. 515 00:34:36,228 --> 00:34:37,229 Oh, of course. 516 00:34:37,229 --> 00:34:38,564 The party's a formal affair. 517 00:34:38,647 --> 00:34:40,316 Didn't I tell you? 518 00:34:40,399 --> 00:34:41,400 No. 519 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,152 Ohh... I'm sorry. 520 00:34:43,235 --> 00:34:44,320 I'm so sorry. 521 00:34:44,403 --> 00:34:46,322 But we have plenty of time. 522 00:34:46,405 --> 00:34:47,823 Please, put on a gown. 523 00:34:47,907 --> 00:34:49,825 I will be happy to wait. 524 00:34:53,037 --> 00:34:55,748 I don't own a gown. 525 00:35:27,530 --> 00:35:30,241 Royalty usually arrives after the guests. 526 00:35:30,324 --> 00:35:34,745 However, Prince Geoffrey didn't want to miss meeting any of the girls. 527 00:36:18,456 --> 00:36:19,707 It is all right. 528 00:36:19,790 --> 00:36:21,250 Don't be afraid. 529 00:36:22,460 --> 00:36:24,211 You look, uh... 530 00:36:24,295 --> 00:36:25,755 meravigliosa. 531 00:36:33,971 --> 00:36:36,265 And in the alpha males, seratonin receptor levels 532 00:36:36,307 --> 00:36:38,059 were found to be up-regulated, 533 00:36:38,142 --> 00:36:39,602 and cetohybridization has shown 534 00:36:39,643 --> 00:36:41,812 that they will co-localize with dopamine. 535 00:36:41,896 --> 00:36:43,230 - Well! - Hmm! - Oh! 536 00:36:43,272 --> 00:36:48,402 What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? 537 00:36:48,486 --> 00:36:50,446 I don't know, and I don't care. 538 00:37:13,803 --> 00:37:15,721 Enrico, thank you. 539 00:37:15,805 --> 00:37:16,806 Good night. 540 00:37:17,973 --> 00:37:19,558 Oh, my God. 541 00:37:22,645 --> 00:37:23,729 Oh... 542 00:37:56,679 --> 00:38:01,100 Hello. You have 67 messages. 543 00:39:22,598 --> 00:39:26,936 ♪ All my friends know the low rider... ♪ 544 00:39:27,019 --> 00:39:29,230 Fahrvergnugen. 545 00:39:29,271 --> 00:39:32,441 ♪ The low rider ♪ 546 00:39:32,525 --> 00:39:33,734 ♪ Is a little higher ♪ 547 00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:41,117 Hi. 548 00:39:44,286 --> 00:39:45,788 My name's Cheryl. 549 00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:51,752 Aren't you going to tell me your name? 550 00:39:51,836 --> 00:39:53,295 Paul. 551 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,299 Why are you looking at me like that? 552 00:39:57,383 --> 00:40:00,803 I'm just curious to what you're thinking. 553 00:40:00,845 --> 00:40:02,888 I'm not going to tell you. 554 00:40:02,972 --> 00:40:05,766 ♪ The low rider ♪ 555 00:40:05,808 --> 00:40:08,811 I prefer to be a bit mysterious. 556 00:40:08,894 --> 00:40:10,271 Oh. 557 00:40:13,649 --> 00:40:15,443 Do you like mysterious girls? 558 00:40:16,694 --> 00:40:17,695 No. 559 00:40:17,695 --> 00:40:19,447 Oh. 560 00:40:19,572 --> 00:40:22,533 What kind of girls do you like? 561 00:40:22,616 --> 00:40:23,743 Honest and direct. 562 00:40:23,826 --> 00:40:25,286 I don't like mystery. 563 00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:30,624 Oh, I... I was just kidding about the mystery part. 564 00:40:30,666 --> 00:40:31,667 Oh, yeah. 565 00:40:31,667 --> 00:40:33,002 I can be direct. 566 00:40:34,587 --> 00:40:37,506 I can be very direct. 567 00:40:37,548 --> 00:40:38,799 ♪ The low rider... ♪ 568 00:40:38,841 --> 00:40:40,468 Yeah. 569 00:40:40,509 --> 00:40:42,511 In fact, I can be so direct, 570 00:40:42,595 --> 00:40:44,805 it would scare you. 571 00:40:59,695 --> 00:41:01,030 Are you scared? 572 00:41:02,615 --> 00:41:03,991 Nope. 573 00:41:16,837 --> 00:41:17,838 Oh, God. 574 00:41:34,522 --> 00:41:36,273 Oh, this is great. 575 00:41:39,068 --> 00:41:40,778 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 576 00:41:40,861 --> 00:41:42,780 O.K., O.K. 577 00:41:42,863 --> 00:41:44,615 Is that direct enough for you? 578 00:41:44,698 --> 00:41:45,699 Yeah, yeah. 579 00:41:45,741 --> 00:41:47,034 That was excellent, excellent directness. 580 00:41:47,118 --> 00:41:49,495 So why don't we just get out of here? 581 00:41:49,578 --> 00:41:51,997 We can go back to my place. 582 00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,543 O.K. 583 00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,964 O.K. I-I'll go home with you. 584 00:42:00,089 --> 00:42:01,507 I'll go home with you, 585 00:42:01,590 --> 00:42:05,261 and I'll be everything you've ever wanted in a man 586 00:42:05,344 --> 00:42:07,555 if... 587 00:42:07,638 --> 00:42:12,101 you can answer one question correctly. 588 00:42:12,143 --> 00:42:14,228 What? 589 00:42:14,270 --> 00:42:16,772 How do you synthesize a methylated alkaloid? 590 00:42:16,856 --> 00:42:19,483 I don't know. 591 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:24,405 Bye, now. 592 00:42:28,743 --> 00:42:29,744 Yes. 593 00:42:29,744 --> 00:42:31,412 Yes! Yes! 594 00:42:31,495 --> 00:42:33,164 Yes! 595 00:42:33,289 --> 00:42:34,665 Whoo! 596 00:42:36,375 --> 00:42:38,794 It was late, but the bars were open, 597 00:42:38,836 --> 00:42:40,796 and I still felt the urge 598 00:42:40,838 --> 00:42:42,631 to continue with my research. 599 00:43:10,826 --> 00:43:12,745 It was 100% effective. 600 00:43:12,828 --> 00:43:14,747 No matter what they were doing 601 00:43:14,830 --> 00:43:16,248 or whoever they were with, 602 00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:17,833 they wanted you! 603 00:43:17,917 --> 00:43:20,836 You were the one they were looking for their entire lives. 604 00:43:20,878 --> 00:43:22,421 You were funny, intelligent, 605 00:43:22,505 --> 00:43:26,133 but above all, you were very, very sexy. 606 00:43:28,427 --> 00:43:31,347 It worked, and it worked miracles. 607 00:43:31,430 --> 00:43:34,350 It absolutely eliminated any fear that they 608 00:43:34,433 --> 00:43:36,852 wouldn't like you or that you weren't good enough. 609 00:43:36,936 --> 00:43:39,939 Instead of taking years of painfully coming to grips with reality, 610 00:43:40,022 --> 00:43:41,273 you change reality. 611 00:43:41,357 --> 00:43:42,858 Reality comes to you. 612 00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:46,904 You didn't have to be good-looking, 613 00:43:47,029 --> 00:43:48,614 well-dressed, or rich. 614 00:43:48,697 --> 00:43:50,616 It didn't matter. 615 00:43:50,699 --> 00:43:54,286 You just had to speak. 616 00:43:54,370 --> 00:43:55,955 So... 617 00:43:56,038 --> 00:43:58,666 how do you like those pretzels? 618 00:44:05,714 --> 00:44:08,217 And you didn't have to be funny, intelligent, 619 00:44:08,300 --> 00:44:09,343 or insightful. 620 00:44:09,385 --> 00:44:11,178 It didn't matter what you said. 621 00:44:11,220 --> 00:44:14,223 Content had nothing to do with it. 622 00:44:14,348 --> 00:44:15,391 So... 623 00:44:15,516 --> 00:44:17,393 you like those radials? 624 00:44:34,660 --> 00:44:36,579 They say that power corrupts, 625 00:44:36,662 --> 00:44:39,915 and absolute power corrupts absolutely. 626 00:44:39,999 --> 00:44:42,084 Well... 627 00:44:42,168 --> 00:44:43,252 they're right. 628 00:44:44,503 --> 00:44:46,756 They also say that the path of excess 629 00:44:46,881 --> 00:44:49,050 leads to the palace of wisdom. 630 00:44:49,133 --> 00:44:51,427 My palace of wisdom 631 00:44:51,510 --> 00:44:55,264 was the Sigma Delta Pi Sorority House. 632 00:45:17,828 --> 00:45:19,789 I learned a lot that night. 633 00:45:19,830 --> 00:45:21,582 I learned a lot about myself. 634 00:45:21,665 --> 00:45:23,125 I learned a lot about women. 635 00:45:23,167 --> 00:45:25,920 I also learned about an obscure panty raid law 636 00:45:25,961 --> 00:45:28,881 which prohibits men to be in a sorority house 637 00:45:28,964 --> 00:45:30,591 after 9 p.m. 638 00:46:19,974 --> 00:46:21,976 How's it going? 639 00:46:22,059 --> 00:46:23,185 Can I help you? 640 00:46:23,310 --> 00:46:25,771 No. I'm here to see a friend. 641 00:46:25,855 --> 00:46:27,022 And who is that? 642 00:46:27,106 --> 00:46:28,357 Diane Farrow. 643 00:46:28,441 --> 00:46:29,859 I'm sorry, but Miss Farrow 644 00:46:29,942 --> 00:46:31,068 isn't expecting company. 645 00:46:31,152 --> 00:46:33,404 Oh, I'm just dropping by. 646 00:46:33,487 --> 00:46:35,030 I'm sorry. 647 00:46:36,407 --> 00:46:38,868 Listen, why don't you go tell her 648 00:46:38,909 --> 00:46:41,996 that Gary Logan is here? 649 00:46:42,079 --> 00:46:43,164 All right. 650 00:46:43,205 --> 00:46:46,000 Stan, there's a Gary Logan out here 651 00:46:46,041 --> 00:46:47,501 to see Miss Farrow. 652 00:46:53,132 --> 00:46:54,592 I'm sorry. 653 00:46:54,717 --> 00:46:56,802 You're kidding. 654 00:46:56,886 --> 00:46:58,929 No. She has company. 655 00:47:00,306 --> 00:47:01,307 Oh. 656 00:47:03,934 --> 00:47:05,644 Who is that guy? 657 00:47:05,728 --> 00:47:07,772 Prince Geoffrey. 658 00:47:07,855 --> 00:47:09,982 Prince? 659 00:47:10,066 --> 00:47:12,109 Prince of what? 660 00:47:12,193 --> 00:47:13,694 England. 661 00:47:21,118 --> 00:47:22,578 Unbelievable. 662 00:47:25,081 --> 00:47:27,166 Ahem. 663 00:47:27,249 --> 00:47:28,834 Is, uh... 664 00:47:28,918 --> 00:47:30,377 Thank you. 665 00:47:30,419 --> 00:47:31,879 Right through here? 666 00:47:34,298 --> 00:47:35,299 Diane? 667 00:47:42,098 --> 00:47:43,516 Wow! 668 00:47:46,102 --> 00:47:47,269 - Bye! - Bye, Diane! 669 00:47:48,354 --> 00:47:51,357 Jesus Christ, you... you look great! 670 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,692 What did you do? 671 00:47:53,776 --> 00:47:55,861 You got a haircut? 672 00:47:55,945 --> 00:47:59,824 Well, that is a great haircut. 673 00:47:59,949 --> 00:48:01,242 You got your teeth fixed. 674 00:48:01,325 --> 00:48:03,744 Oh, you're on the potion! 675 00:48:03,786 --> 00:48:04,870 You're on the po... 676 00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:10,960 So, uh... 677 00:48:11,043 --> 00:48:12,962 nice... nice clothes. 678 00:48:13,045 --> 00:48:15,005 Did you buy those? 679 00:48:16,298 --> 00:48:17,299 Really? 680 00:48:17,299 --> 00:48:19,635 Ah. Having fun, huh? 681 00:48:21,887 --> 00:48:23,639 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 682 00:48:23,723 --> 00:48:25,474 Yeah. 683 00:48:25,558 --> 00:48:27,226 "What were you doing 684 00:48:27,309 --> 00:48:29,145 in the sorority?" 685 00:48:29,228 --> 00:48:30,312 Uh... 686 00:48:30,396 --> 00:48:32,940 what was I doing in the sorority? 687 00:48:33,023 --> 00:48:35,901 Ha ha ha ha ha... 688 00:48:37,445 --> 00:48:38,863 Oh, no. 689 00:48:41,449 --> 00:48:43,701 I... I was, um... 690 00:48:43,784 --> 00:48:45,327 I was, uh... 691 00:48:47,413 --> 00:48:49,331 I can't tell you. I'm sorry. I can't. 692 00:48:49,415 --> 00:48:51,167 I was doing research. 693 00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:52,626 I... I was. 694 00:48:52,668 --> 00:48:53,919 What? 695 00:48:54,003 --> 00:48:55,004 What? 696 00:48:58,090 --> 00:48:59,091 What? 697 00:49:00,593 --> 00:49:02,011 Oh, you're kidding. 698 00:49:02,094 --> 00:49:04,847 Heh. Uh... heh heh. 699 00:49:04,930 --> 00:49:06,348 Uh... ahem. 700 00:49:06,474 --> 00:49:08,476 All right, all right, all right. 701 00:49:08,559 --> 00:49:11,020 Can you keep a secret? 702 00:49:11,062 --> 00:49:12,521 So can I. 703 00:49:14,231 --> 00:49:15,983 I'm sorry. I... I just... 704 00:49:17,526 --> 00:49:19,487 Oh, look, that is not fair, 705 00:49:19,528 --> 00:49:20,988 because you're on the potion. 706 00:49:21,030 --> 00:49:22,198 You can't talk. 707 00:49:22,281 --> 00:49:24,200 How do I know you haven't been doing 708 00:49:24,283 --> 00:49:25,701 some unspeakably sordid things? 709 00:49:25,785 --> 00:49:26,786 What? 710 00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:33,209 You're kidding. 711 00:49:38,047 --> 00:49:39,173 What are you, 712 00:49:39,256 --> 00:49:42,009 dating the president? 713 00:49:42,093 --> 00:49:43,552 Who's in there? 714 00:49:52,686 --> 00:49:55,648 You look familiar. 715 00:49:55,731 --> 00:49:58,609 Uh, I'm the prince of England. 716 00:50:03,072 --> 00:50:04,532 Ow. 717 00:50:04,573 --> 00:50:05,825 Oh. 718 00:50:05,908 --> 00:50:10,037 Paul, we're going to a charity arts auction tonight. 719 00:50:10,079 --> 00:50:11,539 Would you like to come? 720 00:50:11,622 --> 00:50:13,290 You're not speaking. 721 00:50:15,543 --> 00:50:16,961 Why aren't you speaking? 722 00:50:18,129 --> 00:50:20,131 You notice Diane isn't speaking? 723 00:50:22,049 --> 00:50:26,011 Oh! You're playing the mute game again, aren't you? 724 00:50:26,095 --> 00:50:27,471 Yes, you are! 725 00:50:28,848 --> 00:50:30,641 She's playing the mute game again. 726 00:50:30,725 --> 00:50:31,851 Really? 727 00:50:35,104 --> 00:50:37,398 So, you are coming to the party. 728 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,567 Tell him to come to the party. 729 00:50:42,194 --> 00:50:44,071 That's mute for, 730 00:50:44,113 --> 00:50:45,906 "you must come." 731 00:50:45,990 --> 00:50:48,367 Oh, uh... you have a tux? 732 00:50:56,333 --> 00:50:58,753 Your highness, how wonderful to see you. 733 00:50:58,794 --> 00:51:00,755 Jane Childs from the arts council. 734 00:51:00,796 --> 00:51:03,758 Miss Childs, so nice to see you. 735 00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:06,260 These are my friends Paul and Diane. 736 00:51:06,302 --> 00:51:07,678 How do you do? 737 00:51:07,762 --> 00:51:10,765 This is one of our new South American sculptors. 738 00:51:10,848 --> 00:51:13,809 He's going to be having a one-man show here. 739 00:51:17,271 --> 00:51:18,272 Thanks. 740 00:51:36,415 --> 00:51:38,334 Uh, shall we go? 741 00:51:38,375 --> 00:51:39,376 Coming, Paul? 742 00:51:40,795 --> 00:51:43,422 No? All right, then. 743 00:51:52,681 --> 00:51:55,142 Have you met our mayor Mr. Cox? 744 00:51:55,184 --> 00:51:58,145 No, I haven't had the pleasure. 745 00:52:32,304 --> 00:52:33,723 Plaster cast mold, 746 00:52:33,806 --> 00:52:36,726 and then it was done in the lost wax method, 747 00:52:36,767 --> 00:52:40,312 which is why it's so anatomically correct. 748 00:52:40,396 --> 00:52:41,814 Excuse me, Your Highness. 749 00:52:41,897 --> 00:52:45,735 He's awfully good with the ladies. 750 00:52:47,987 --> 00:52:51,866 A 2. Oh, deuces are wild. I got the 2. 751 00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:53,909 Uh, the 3 is yours. 752 00:52:56,162 --> 00:53:00,249 Uh... the king is for me. 753 00:53:00,374 --> 00:53:02,293 Here's a 4. 754 00:53:02,376 --> 00:53:04,045 4 and, um... 755 00:53:04,170 --> 00:53:07,089 I'm sorry. We can't do this. 756 00:53:14,764 --> 00:53:16,682 Could I talk to you? 757 00:53:27,276 --> 00:53:30,196 Uh, would you excuse me for a minute? 758 00:53:30,279 --> 00:53:33,240 Ladies and gentlemen, the auction is about to begin. 759 00:53:33,282 --> 00:53:35,743 Please join us at the forum. 760 00:53:59,475 --> 00:54:01,894 Prince Geoffrey may be turning in 761 00:54:01,977 --> 00:54:03,396 his wicked, wicked ways 762 00:54:03,479 --> 00:54:06,190 for American monkey psychiatrist Diane Farrow. 763 00:54:06,315 --> 00:54:09,318 Miss Farrow, who as a comparative psychobiologist 764 00:54:09,443 --> 00:54:12,363 has had considerable experience taming wild beasts, 765 00:54:12,446 --> 00:54:15,366 has tamed the untamable king of the jungle 766 00:54:15,449 --> 00:54:16,867 Prince Geoffrey of York. 767 00:54:16,951 --> 00:54:19,203 As far as Buckingham Palace is concerned, 768 00:54:19,286 --> 00:54:21,872 sources tell us the queen mum is staying mum 769 00:54:21,956 --> 00:54:25,376 until she gets to meet the pretty American psychologist. 770 00:54:31,257 --> 00:54:32,425 Hi. 771 00:54:32,508 --> 00:54:34,093 Hi. 772 00:54:34,176 --> 00:54:35,177 Guess what. 773 00:54:35,177 --> 00:54:36,178 What? 774 00:54:36,178 --> 00:54:38,139 Geoffrey proposed to me last night. 775 00:54:38,222 --> 00:54:41,058 W-W-W-What'd you tell him? 776 00:54:41,183 --> 00:54:44,395 I told him I would think about it. 777 00:54:44,478 --> 00:54:45,896 Think about it. 778 00:54:45,980 --> 00:54:47,773 W-Why'd you tell him that? 779 00:54:59,285 --> 00:55:00,745 You know... 780 00:55:02,121 --> 00:55:04,206 all my life, 781 00:55:04,290 --> 00:55:05,750 I've felt... 782 00:55:06,876 --> 00:55:08,002 ugly. 783 00:55:09,712 --> 00:55:13,674 And now I have the world's most desirable man 784 00:55:13,758 --> 00:55:16,218 telling me that I am beautiful. 785 00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:20,181 I have the prince of England at home pining for me. 786 00:55:20,222 --> 00:55:22,183 This is a dream come true. 787 00:55:22,224 --> 00:55:25,936 I could be a princess. 788 00:55:30,483 --> 00:55:31,817 You're disturbed. 789 00:55:33,652 --> 00:55:35,071 W-What causes this? 790 00:55:35,154 --> 00:55:38,699 Well, I haven't had a date in four years. 791 00:55:46,874 --> 00:55:49,460 What? 792 00:55:49,585 --> 00:55:52,588 Uh, well, your... your... the joke about the date. 793 00:55:52,713 --> 00:55:54,340 Well, what about it? 794 00:55:54,423 --> 00:55:59,053 Well, Diane... we had a date. 795 00:55:59,095 --> 00:56:01,138 We had a date? 796 00:56:01,222 --> 00:56:03,265 Yeah. Remember? 797 00:56:03,349 --> 00:56:05,393 No, I don't. 798 00:56:05,434 --> 00:56:07,728 The lunch... we went out to lunch. 799 00:56:07,770 --> 00:56:09,271 That was a date? 800 00:56:09,355 --> 00:56:11,399 Yeah. 801 00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:15,403 I thought a date was when you went to somebody's house 802 00:56:15,444 --> 00:56:17,405 and you picked them up 803 00:56:17,446 --> 00:56:19,573 and you took them out to dinner. 804 00:56:19,615 --> 00:56:22,076 Well, that is a conventional date, 805 00:56:22,118 --> 00:56:25,204 but you... you don't have to do that. 806 00:56:25,287 --> 00:56:26,747 Gosh, I'm sorry. 807 00:56:26,789 --> 00:56:29,083 I had no idea that that was a date. 808 00:56:29,166 --> 00:56:32,712 Was there a second date that I'm not aware of? 809 00:56:32,795 --> 00:56:36,590 No. Because you said you had kind of a boyfriend. 810 00:56:36,632 --> 00:56:38,050 Oh. 811 00:56:39,468 --> 00:56:41,762 Well, he's not a boyfriend. 812 00:56:43,097 --> 00:56:44,348 No? 813 00:56:44,432 --> 00:56:45,474 No. 814 00:56:56,485 --> 00:56:57,903 Are you hungry? 815 00:56:58,988 --> 00:57:01,115 Yeah. 816 00:57:01,198 --> 00:57:05,619 Do you want to go out and get something to eat? 817 00:57:05,661 --> 00:57:08,372 You know, I'll drive to your house, 818 00:57:08,456 --> 00:57:09,874 and I'll pick you up and... 819 00:57:09,957 --> 00:57:11,625 talk to your father. 820 00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:14,879 So this is a date? 821 00:57:14,962 --> 00:57:16,380 This is definitely a date. 822 00:57:17,465 --> 00:57:18,549 O.K. 823 00:58:01,509 --> 00:58:03,886 And then something magical happened. 824 00:58:03,969 --> 00:58:06,389 For the first time in my life, 825 00:58:06,472 --> 00:58:07,890 I felt something perfect. 826 00:58:07,973 --> 00:58:11,394 Once you feel that feeling, that perfect feeling, 827 00:58:11,435 --> 00:58:13,896 you want it to last forever, 828 00:58:13,938 --> 00:58:16,899 but since love comes with no guarantee, 829 00:58:16,941 --> 00:58:19,402 you do what you can do, 830 00:58:19,443 --> 00:58:20,152 and the only thing you can do 831 00:58:20,236 --> 00:58:21,654 is get married. 832 00:58:21,737 --> 00:58:24,365 So you plan your moment carefully, 833 00:58:24,407 --> 00:58:27,868 making it as enticing and romantic as possible. 834 00:58:27,952 --> 00:58:30,621 And if they accept, you marry 835 00:58:30,704 --> 00:58:33,374 and cross your fingers and hope it lasts. 836 00:58:33,457 --> 00:58:37,920 I couldn't wait to spend the rest of my life with Diane. 837 00:58:38,003 --> 00:58:40,423 I booked this great old bed and breakfast 838 00:58:40,506 --> 00:58:42,883 on a bluff overlooking the ocean. 839 00:58:42,925 --> 00:58:45,845 We'd go out and watch the sunset... 840 00:59:30,681 --> 00:59:33,434 ♪ Pain in my heart ♪ 841 00:59:33,476 --> 00:59:34,894 Diane? 842 00:59:34,977 --> 00:59:38,355 ♪ You're treating me cold ♪ 843 00:59:38,439 --> 00:59:39,440 Uh... 844 00:59:39,482 --> 00:59:41,442 ♪ Where can my baby be? ♪ 845 00:59:41,484 --> 00:59:43,319 Where are you? 846 00:59:43,444 --> 00:59:45,613 ♪ Lord, no one knows ♪ 847 00:59:47,948 --> 00:59:50,743 ♪ Pain in my heart ♪ 848 00:59:52,119 --> 00:59:55,206 ♪ Just won't let me sleep ♪ 849 00:59:56,499 --> 00:59:58,834 ♪ Where can my baby be? ♪ 850 01:00:00,669 --> 01:00:03,130 ♪ Lord, where can she be? ♪ 851 01:00:07,259 --> 01:00:09,345 ♪ I began to get tough ♪ 852 01:00:09,428 --> 01:00:10,721 Hello? 853 01:00:10,805 --> 01:00:13,224 ♪ I said I want you to come back... ♪ 854 01:00:13,307 --> 01:00:15,726 No. You've got a wrong number. 855 01:00:15,851 --> 01:00:17,436 ♪ Come back, come back, baby ♪ 856 01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,147 ♪ I know ♪ 857 01:00:20,231 --> 01:00:21,232 ♪ Oh ♪ 858 01:00:22,775 --> 01:00:24,151 ♪ A little pain in my heart ♪ 859 01:00:28,948 --> 01:00:29,949 Hello? 860 01:00:31,117 --> 01:00:34,161 Diane, what happened to you? Where are you? 861 01:00:40,376 --> 01:00:41,377 Hi. 862 01:00:41,377 --> 01:00:42,378 Hi. 863 01:00:44,380 --> 01:00:45,923 Where have you been? 864 01:00:46,006 --> 01:00:47,341 Huh? 865 01:00:47,383 --> 01:00:48,467 Paul... 866 01:00:49,552 --> 01:00:51,846 so much has happened. 867 01:00:51,929 --> 01:00:53,389 So much. 868 01:00:53,514 --> 01:00:54,640 Tell me. 869 01:00:55,766 --> 01:00:57,727 Well, um... 870 01:00:58,894 --> 01:00:59,895 last week... 871 01:01:00,896 --> 01:01:03,566 something happened between us. 872 01:01:03,649 --> 01:01:05,025 Uh-huh. 873 01:01:06,318 --> 01:01:08,320 Well, we became... 874 01:01:09,739 --> 01:01:11,198 friends. 875 01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,451 Friends? 876 01:01:13,534 --> 01:01:15,870 Yeah, I mean... 877 01:01:15,911 --> 01:01:18,873 it's important, isn't it, to be... friends? 878 01:01:18,914 --> 01:01:21,876 Well, yeah, but, uh, I mean, uh... 879 01:01:21,917 --> 01:01:25,880 I thought we became more than friends. 880 01:01:28,424 --> 01:01:32,261 There's something I think I should tell you. 881 01:01:32,344 --> 01:01:36,140 I've been seeing someone... 882 01:01:36,223 --> 01:01:41,729 off and on for about, um, 10 years, 883 01:01:41,771 --> 01:01:43,647 and... and there were problems. 884 01:01:43,731 --> 01:01:46,400 I mean, it never, never really worked out, 885 01:01:46,442 --> 01:01:49,612 but all of a sudden, it's like he's come around. 886 01:01:49,695 --> 01:01:50,821 He's changed. 887 01:01:50,905 --> 01:01:53,824 It's like a dream come true for me. 888 01:01:53,908 --> 01:01:54,909 It's great. 889 01:01:54,950 --> 01:01:56,243 Gary... 890 01:02:00,956 --> 01:02:03,376 um, Gary, this is Paul. 891 01:02:03,459 --> 01:02:05,753 Paul, this is Gary. 892 01:02:15,221 --> 01:02:16,222 Paul... 893 01:02:18,682 --> 01:02:20,768 Paul, please, don't be upset. 894 01:02:22,436 --> 01:02:25,481 We can still be friends, can't we? 895 01:02:35,241 --> 01:02:38,160 At first I was a mess, 896 01:02:38,202 --> 01:02:43,374 and then things just got worse. 897 01:02:43,457 --> 01:02:44,792 I couldn't eat. 898 01:02:44,834 --> 01:02:46,794 I couldn't sleep. 899 01:02:46,836 --> 01:02:48,963 I couldn't do anything but think of Diane. 900 01:02:49,004 --> 01:02:52,550 I had no choice. I had to get her back. 901 01:02:52,633 --> 01:02:54,301 I did what everybody does 902 01:02:54,385 --> 01:02:56,345 when they're in love with somebody 903 01:02:56,387 --> 01:02:58,347 who's in love with somebody else... 904 01:02:58,389 --> 01:03:00,850 You pretend you're willing to be just friends, 905 01:03:00,891 --> 01:03:03,352 but really you're out to sabotage their relationship. 906 01:03:03,436 --> 01:03:07,106 I'd gently steer Diane into the morass of Gary's many faults. 907 01:03:07,189 --> 01:03:08,816 Since I didn't know Gary, 908 01:03:08,941 --> 01:03:12,361 I had to find out what exactly these faults were. 909 01:03:12,403 --> 01:03:14,864 So how's it with, uh, Gary? 910 01:03:14,905 --> 01:03:15,906 Gary's great. 911 01:03:15,906 --> 01:03:17,366 He's a handsome guy. 912 01:03:17,408 --> 01:03:18,868 You think so? 913 01:03:18,909 --> 01:03:21,370 He looks great in a towel, too. 914 01:03:21,412 --> 01:03:23,873 He could be a big towel model. 915 01:03:23,914 --> 01:03:25,374 What's he like? 916 01:03:25,416 --> 01:03:28,627 I didn't really get a chance to meet him. 917 01:03:28,711 --> 01:03:30,379 Well, um... 918 01:03:33,591 --> 01:03:36,552 can you imagine feeling something with someone 919 01:03:36,635 --> 01:03:39,305 that just feels... perfect? 920 01:03:39,388 --> 01:03:41,390 Yeah. 921 01:03:41,515 --> 01:03:43,851 That's how I would describe Gary. 922 01:03:43,893 --> 01:03:45,686 He's just... perfect. 923 01:03:45,728 --> 01:03:46,812 Perfect? 924 01:03:47,897 --> 01:03:49,648 Wow... perfect. 925 01:03:50,816 --> 01:03:54,361 Besides perfect, w-what is he like? 926 01:03:54,445 --> 01:03:57,323 Well, he's, uh... 927 01:03:57,406 --> 01:03:59,825 he's kind of a perfectionist. 928 01:03:59,909 --> 01:04:03,329 So... So he's perfect, and he's a perfectionist. 929 01:04:03,412 --> 01:04:04,413 So, yeah. 930 01:04:04,413 --> 01:04:07,375 I mean... but what does that mean? 931 01:04:07,416 --> 01:04:08,417 He's punctual? 932 01:04:08,417 --> 01:04:10,336 Well, he's, um... 933 01:04:10,419 --> 01:04:12,880 Oh, he's very resolute. 934 01:04:12,922 --> 01:04:16,050 He wants to do what he wants to do. 935 01:04:16,133 --> 01:04:17,551 Is that good? 936 01:04:17,593 --> 01:04:19,345 Do you like that about him? 937 01:04:19,428 --> 01:04:21,180 Usually. 938 01:04:21,263 --> 01:04:22,681 Not always? 939 01:04:22,765 --> 01:04:24,350 Well, it... 940 01:04:24,433 --> 01:04:28,354 Sometimes he just likes to do things 941 01:04:28,437 --> 01:04:31,232 that I... I really don't like to do. 942 01:04:36,779 --> 01:04:38,739 Oh. I'm sorry. 943 01:04:40,116 --> 01:04:41,200 Hello? 944 01:04:42,284 --> 01:04:43,285 Hi. 945 01:04:44,286 --> 01:04:47,206 Oh, I was just talking to Paul. 946 01:04:48,290 --> 01:04:50,334 Gary, we're just friends. 947 01:04:50,459 --> 01:04:52,211 Gary, I... 948 01:04:53,421 --> 01:04:54,505 O.K. 949 01:04:55,631 --> 01:04:56,632 O.K. 950 01:04:57,633 --> 01:04:59,301 I love you. 951 01:04:59,385 --> 01:05:01,345 All right. 952 01:05:01,429 --> 01:05:02,847 I love you. 953 01:05:02,930 --> 01:05:05,224 O.K. Bye. 954 01:05:09,228 --> 01:05:12,273 Gary doesn't want me talking to you anymore. 955 01:05:14,358 --> 01:05:16,444 Diane, what do you want? 956 01:05:19,447 --> 01:05:21,866 I don't want to lose him. 957 01:05:21,949 --> 01:05:23,367 I love him. 958 01:05:24,910 --> 01:05:27,329 Sorry. 959 01:05:27,371 --> 01:05:30,833 This plan was clearly not going to work. 960 01:05:30,875 --> 01:05:33,335 Gary's influence over Diane was too powerful. 961 01:05:33,419 --> 01:05:35,838 She'd do anything to make him happy. 962 01:05:35,921 --> 01:05:39,633 It was like she'd joined some kind of cult. 963 01:05:41,802 --> 01:05:46,223 I went from feeling I'd be in love with Diane forever 964 01:05:46,307 --> 01:05:50,770 to wondering if I'd ever fall in love with anyone again. 965 01:05:50,853 --> 01:05:52,104 I would. 966 01:06:13,959 --> 01:06:15,211 Oh, hi. 967 01:06:16,462 --> 01:06:19,340 Hi. I was in the area. 968 01:06:19,382 --> 01:06:22,343 I thought I'd stop by and say hello. 969 01:06:22,385 --> 01:06:25,388 Oh, that was very nice of you. 970 01:06:25,513 --> 01:06:28,349 Uh... do you want to come in? 971 01:06:29,392 --> 01:06:30,393 O.K. 972 01:06:42,488 --> 01:06:44,865 Can I use your bathroom? 973 01:07:35,332 --> 01:07:39,628 So, uh... what is it you do again? 974 01:07:39,712 --> 01:07:41,297 Accountant or something? 975 01:07:52,433 --> 01:07:53,851 There we go. 976 01:07:53,934 --> 01:07:55,352 So is that everything? 977 01:07:55,436 --> 01:07:57,354 Yeah, this is the whole thing. 978 01:07:57,438 --> 01:07:58,856 Cables? 979 01:07:58,939 --> 01:08:01,358 The cables are in with the instruction books. 980 01:08:01,442 --> 01:08:02,860 Good job, buddy. 981 01:08:02,943 --> 01:08:04,904 You're coming right back, right? 982 01:08:04,987 --> 01:08:05,988 You bet. 983 01:08:05,988 --> 01:08:07,948 O.K. Bye-bye. 984 01:08:09,992 --> 01:08:12,787 I gave her anything I had of value, 985 01:08:12,828 --> 01:08:14,789 including all the love potion. 986 01:08:14,830 --> 01:08:17,375 I tried explaining how it affects the pharyngeals, 987 01:08:17,458 --> 01:08:20,419 but this was clearly a woman more interested 988 01:08:20,503 --> 01:08:22,880 in fiduciary gain than in science. 989 01:08:22,963 --> 01:08:25,007 Great girl. 990 01:08:25,091 --> 01:08:28,886 For four hours, I could think of nothing but Marisa... 991 01:08:28,969 --> 01:08:33,265 Beautiful, intelligent, all-around wonderful gal Marisa. 992 01:08:33,349 --> 01:08:35,267 Then four hours later... 993 01:08:36,435 --> 01:08:37,853 I could've strangled her. 994 01:08:37,937 --> 01:08:40,398 I couldn't believe how powerful an influence 995 01:08:40,523 --> 01:08:41,941 the potion had over me. 996 01:08:42,024 --> 01:08:44,819 I would've done anything to make Marisa happy. 997 01:08:44,902 --> 01:08:48,864 It was like I had joined some kind of cult. 998 01:08:50,658 --> 01:08:53,828 You sold all of it, the whole bottle? 999 01:08:53,911 --> 01:08:55,329 Yes. 1000 01:08:55,371 --> 01:08:57,998 The person who bought this, what did they look like? 1001 01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:01,919 Tall, very handsome, dark eyes, dark hair. 1002 01:09:02,002 --> 01:09:04,255 Did he wear a ring? 1003 01:09:04,338 --> 01:09:06,340 Yes. 1004 01:09:06,424 --> 01:09:09,635 A gold snake with rubies for eyes. 1005 01:09:16,475 --> 01:09:17,476 Hello? 1006 01:09:17,518 --> 01:09:19,854 Diane, I just got back from Madame Ruth's. 1007 01:09:19,937 --> 01:09:22,398 Gary is using the potion on you. 1008 01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:23,941 I'm in love with him. 1009 01:09:24,024 --> 01:09:26,402 No, you're not. Go away for four hours 1010 01:09:26,444 --> 01:09:29,405 and see if you're still in love with him. 1011 01:09:29,447 --> 01:09:30,906 Paul, this is ridiculous. 1012 01:09:30,948 --> 01:09:33,909 Why does he make you take the telephone everywhere? 1013 01:09:33,951 --> 01:09:36,412 Does he call you every four hours? 1014 01:09:36,454 --> 01:09:39,415 He thinks you're using the love potion on me. 1015 01:09:39,457 --> 01:09:41,417 Don't tell him! He's the enemy! 1016 01:09:41,459 --> 01:09:43,335 Just hang up the phone, Diane. 1017 01:09:43,419 --> 01:09:45,880 He must have found out about it. 1018 01:09:45,921 --> 01:09:47,381 Did you write it down? 1019 01:09:47,423 --> 01:09:48,883 I have to go. 1020 01:09:48,924 --> 01:09:50,384 Hang up the phone. 1021 01:09:50,426 --> 01:09:53,345 He must have read your journal and... 1022 01:09:59,769 --> 01:10:00,770 Diane. 1023 01:10:00,770 --> 01:10:02,730 I'm not listening to you. 1024 01:10:02,772 --> 01:10:05,733 I am not using it. He is. 1025 01:10:05,775 --> 01:10:07,234 It'll wear off someday, 1026 01:10:07,276 --> 01:10:10,362 and you'll be pregnant, and you'll be married, 1027 01:10:10,446 --> 01:10:12,364 and you'll have that asshole's children. 1028 01:10:12,448 --> 01:10:15,868 It'll wear off. You'll be married to a man you hate 1029 01:10:15,951 --> 01:10:18,037 with a bunch of little assholes running around! 1030 01:10:18,162 --> 01:10:19,455 I kept calling her, 1031 01:10:19,538 --> 01:10:22,124 but she wouldn't take my calls. 1032 01:10:22,249 --> 01:10:23,626 I wrote her letters, 1033 01:10:23,751 --> 01:10:25,127 but they came back unanswered. 1034 01:10:25,211 --> 01:10:26,337 I tried confronting Gary. 1035 01:10:27,630 --> 01:10:29,840 That didn't work. 1036 01:10:29,924 --> 01:10:32,093 There was only one stone left unturned. 1037 01:10:32,176 --> 01:10:34,136 Do you have an antidote 1038 01:10:34,178 --> 01:10:36,514 or something more powerful or... 1039 01:10:38,557 --> 01:10:39,600 Sit down. 1040 01:11:28,023 --> 01:11:30,735 Years ago there was a plague. 1041 01:11:32,361 --> 01:11:34,363 It affected many people. 1042 01:11:34,488 --> 01:11:38,409 It did not in any way make them feel ill. 1043 01:11:38,492 --> 01:11:41,495 They lived long lives, but... 1044 01:11:46,417 --> 01:11:48,878 something inside of them died... 1045 01:11:48,961 --> 01:11:51,464 The capacity to love forever. 1046 01:11:53,049 --> 01:11:55,468 This is the cure. 1047 01:12:01,724 --> 01:12:06,437 Love Potion Number Nine does not create emotion. 1048 01:12:06,562 --> 01:12:08,773 It purifies it. 1049 01:12:08,856 --> 01:12:10,524 Love is often obscured 1050 01:12:10,608 --> 01:12:15,279 by doubt, prejudice, suspicion. 1051 01:12:17,073 --> 01:12:19,200 With number nine, 1052 01:12:19,283 --> 01:12:22,745 all that is eliminated. 1053 01:12:22,787 --> 01:12:24,789 It becomes pure. 1054 01:12:26,082 --> 01:12:28,667 The greatest tragedy in life 1055 01:12:28,751 --> 01:12:30,669 is when love fades. 1056 01:12:32,088 --> 01:12:35,007 With Love Potion Number Nine, 1057 01:12:35,091 --> 01:12:36,509 it never fades. 1058 01:12:38,052 --> 01:12:41,138 So if you ever loved each other 1059 01:12:41,263 --> 01:12:43,599 and you both take this potion, 1060 01:12:43,682 --> 01:12:46,102 you will love each other again, 1061 01:12:46,185 --> 01:12:49,105 as much as you ever loved each other... 1062 01:12:49,188 --> 01:12:50,606 forever. 1063 01:12:54,985 --> 01:12:58,114 Are you absolutely sure she was in love with you? 1064 01:12:58,197 --> 01:12:59,448 Uh... 1065 01:13:01,617 --> 01:13:02,618 mm-hmm. 1066 01:13:03,953 --> 01:13:04,954 Why? 1067 01:13:04,954 --> 01:13:06,956 If you both take this potion 1068 01:13:07,039 --> 01:13:09,458 and you were in love with her 1069 01:13:09,583 --> 01:13:12,461 but she really never was in love with you, 1070 01:13:12,545 --> 01:13:15,965 you will love her for the rest of your life, 1071 01:13:16,048 --> 01:13:19,427 and she will hate you for the rest of hers. 1072 01:13:26,058 --> 01:13:27,268 Great. 1073 01:13:38,195 --> 01:13:40,156 How does it work? 1074 01:13:41,323 --> 01:13:44,410 She said drink from the same cup, then kiss. 1075 01:13:44,493 --> 01:13:46,954 Five minutes later, it will take effect. 1076 01:13:46,996 --> 01:13:49,957 If your heart is willing and can be pleased, wait and listen, 1077 01:13:49,999 --> 01:13:52,752 and you'll hear a song from the breeze. 1078 01:13:52,835 --> 01:13:55,463 So if you're willing to fall in love, 1079 01:13:55,504 --> 01:13:57,965 and five minutes after the big smooch, 1080 01:13:58,007 --> 01:13:59,967 you'll hear this wind musical thing, 1081 01:14:00,009 --> 01:14:02,595 and whoosh, you're in love forever. 1082 01:14:02,678 --> 01:14:06,390 If your heart is stubborn like the heart of a fool, 1083 01:14:06,474 --> 01:14:09,101 you will taste the sweat of a mule. 1084 01:14:09,185 --> 01:14:12,480 So if you're an asshole and not willing to commit, 1085 01:14:12,521 --> 01:14:14,482 then five minutes after the kiss, 1086 01:14:14,523 --> 01:14:15,983 you'll taste mule sweat, 1087 01:14:16,025 --> 01:14:17,359 which, I imagine, is terrible. 1088 01:14:17,485 --> 01:14:19,945 So if I take this potion with Diane, 1089 01:14:20,029 --> 01:14:21,989 I kiss her, five minutes later... 1090 01:14:22,031 --> 01:14:24,492 assuming that she's still in love with me... 1091 01:14:24,533 --> 01:14:26,494 number nine will override number eight, 1092 01:14:26,535 --> 01:14:28,996 no matter how much Gary takes number eight. 1093 01:14:29,038 --> 01:14:31,540 That's assuming she's in love with me. 1094 01:14:31,624 --> 01:14:33,250 Paul... 1095 01:14:33,334 --> 01:14:36,504 And this is the reason why you guys are here... 1096 01:14:36,545 --> 01:14:38,005 Diane's not talking to me, 1097 01:14:38,047 --> 01:14:40,508 so she's not going to willingly take the potion. 1098 01:14:40,549 --> 01:14:42,009 I'm going to need your help. 1099 01:14:42,051 --> 01:14:43,928 The plan is very simple. 1100 01:14:44,011 --> 01:14:46,931 We go to her house, I knock on the door... 1101 01:14:47,014 --> 01:14:48,933 You guys wait on the foyer... 1102 01:14:49,058 --> 01:14:51,936 If she answers, I burst in. You guys follow. 1103 01:14:52,019 --> 01:14:54,438 If she doesn't, we knock down the door, 1104 01:14:54,522 --> 01:14:56,982 grab her, hold her down, I tickle her knee, 1105 01:14:57,108 --> 01:14:59,276 and her mouth will open. 1106 01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:02,947 I force the potion in, get her to swallow it. 1107 01:15:03,030 --> 01:15:05,950 I kiss her. Then we wait for five minutes. 1108 01:15:06,033 --> 01:15:07,952 Of course, getting her to swallow 1109 01:15:08,035 --> 01:15:10,955 is going to be the toughest part 1110 01:15:11,038 --> 01:15:13,666 'cause, hey, you know, women don't want to swallow. 1111 01:15:13,749 --> 01:15:15,710 Sorry. Uh... 1112 01:15:15,793 --> 01:15:18,254 Oh, also, if Gary is there, 1113 01:15:18,295 --> 01:15:20,256 it's going to get physical, 1114 01:15:20,297 --> 01:15:21,298 'cause, uh... 1115 01:15:21,298 --> 01:15:23,467 But there are four of us, 1116 01:15:23,592 --> 01:15:26,470 and I think we can take him... 1117 01:15:26,554 --> 01:15:28,472 unless he has a gun, 1118 01:15:28,556 --> 01:15:29,974 but chances are pretty remote. 1119 01:15:30,057 --> 01:15:31,976 You guys have any questions? 1120 01:15:34,603 --> 01:15:36,480 What? What? What's with that look? 1121 01:15:36,564 --> 01:15:37,898 You don't believe me? 1122 01:15:37,982 --> 01:15:40,943 It's not a matter of not believing you. 1123 01:15:40,985 --> 01:15:42,486 It's just... 1124 01:15:42,570 --> 01:15:45,990 I think it is a matter of not believing you. 1125 01:15:46,073 --> 01:15:48,492 Not only that, but you're asking us 1126 01:15:48,576 --> 01:15:50,661 to break a number of laws... 1127 01:15:50,745 --> 01:15:52,663 breaking and entering, assault, battery. 1128 01:15:52,747 --> 01:15:55,374 Ron, do you believe me? 1129 01:15:55,458 --> 01:15:58,377 I'd sooner believe the Single Bullet Theory. 1130 01:16:08,179 --> 01:16:09,263 Hold on. 1131 01:16:16,270 --> 01:16:19,231 I'm running kind of low, sweetheart. 1132 01:16:19,315 --> 01:16:23,027 This Gary guy has the rest of the potion, right? 1133 01:16:23,110 --> 01:16:24,528 Yeah, that's right. 1134 01:16:24,612 --> 01:16:25,613 Great. 1135 01:16:36,832 --> 01:16:38,250 Bye-bye, now. 1136 01:16:38,334 --> 01:16:39,585 Bye-bye. 1137 01:16:39,668 --> 01:16:41,295 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 1138 01:16:48,552 --> 01:16:50,513 My God. 1139 01:16:50,554 --> 01:16:52,681 She's an angel. 1140 01:16:52,765 --> 01:16:53,766 That bitch. 1141 01:16:53,766 --> 01:16:56,685 She took my Rolex and my wallet. 1142 01:16:56,769 --> 01:16:58,187 Yes. Yes, that's right. 1143 01:16:58,270 --> 01:17:01,190 I'd like to report a stolen Visa Card. 1144 01:17:01,273 --> 01:17:02,274 Thank you. 1145 01:17:04,068 --> 01:17:07,029 What am I going to tell Judy? 1146 01:17:07,071 --> 01:17:09,532 Tell her you're a schmuck. 1147 01:17:09,573 --> 01:17:12,952 You guys going to help me now or what? 1148 01:17:23,087 --> 01:17:26,048 Remember. What do you do if Marisa shows up? 1149 01:17:26,090 --> 01:17:28,551 Beat the living shit out of her. 1150 01:17:28,592 --> 01:17:31,053 Cover your ears. Yell and scream. 1151 01:17:31,095 --> 01:17:32,096 Don't listen to her. 1152 01:17:32,096 --> 01:17:34,056 What if Gary shows up? 1153 01:17:34,098 --> 01:17:36,517 Beat the living shit out of him. 1154 01:17:36,642 --> 01:17:37,727 Good. 1155 01:17:37,852 --> 01:17:38,978 Shh. 1156 01:17:42,022 --> 01:17:43,023 Hi. 1157 01:17:43,065 --> 01:17:44,066 Hello. 1158 01:17:44,066 --> 01:17:45,526 Are you Diane's friend? 1159 01:17:45,651 --> 01:17:47,570 - Yeah. Who are you? - Paul. 1160 01:17:47,653 --> 01:17:48,988 You're the Paul she works with? 1161 01:17:49,071 --> 01:17:50,030 Yeah. 1162 01:17:50,072 --> 01:17:52,950 The one she hit it off with? 1163 01:17:53,033 --> 01:17:54,869 She told me not to talk to you. 1164 01:17:54,952 --> 01:17:57,872 There's something strange going on here, isn't there? 1165 01:17:57,955 --> 01:17:59,415 Yes, there is. 1166 01:17:59,457 --> 01:18:02,001 Suddenly she's dating the prince of England, 1167 01:18:02,084 --> 01:18:04,003 then she's crazy about you, 1168 01:18:04,086 --> 01:18:06,130 now she's marrying the schmuck. 1169 01:18:06,213 --> 01:18:07,631 Marrying? She's marrying him? 1170 01:18:07,715 --> 01:18:08,841 - Yes. - When? 1171 01:18:08,924 --> 01:18:10,259 In about an hour. 1172 01:18:10,384 --> 01:18:11,552 Oh, Jesus. 1173 01:18:11,635 --> 01:18:14,972 She forgot this in all the excitement. 1174 01:18:15,056 --> 01:18:16,515 Uh, hi. 1175 01:18:17,641 --> 01:18:19,101 What's happening here? 1176 01:18:19,143 --> 01:18:21,395 Would you like me to tell you? 1177 01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:24,440 You get her to drink from the glass, 1178 01:18:24,482 --> 01:18:27,026 then bring the glass back to me. 1179 01:18:27,109 --> 01:18:30,154 I'll sip from it, come in, and kiss her. 1180 01:18:36,952 --> 01:18:39,872 So this guy Gary, is he big? 1181 01:18:39,955 --> 01:18:41,040 Yeah. 1182 01:18:44,543 --> 01:18:47,463 Now, you said that she was crazy about me. 1183 01:18:47,546 --> 01:18:50,466 Is that the word she used, crazy? 1184 01:18:50,549 --> 01:18:51,967 Yes. 1185 01:18:52,051 --> 01:18:56,472 Did she ever say that she was in love with me? 1186 01:18:56,555 --> 01:18:58,474 Did she use that word? 1187 01:18:58,557 --> 01:19:00,017 No. She said crazy. 1188 01:19:03,479 --> 01:19:05,981 If your heart is decisive 1189 01:19:06,065 --> 01:19:08,484 and your heart can be pleased, 1190 01:19:08,567 --> 01:19:09,985 wait and listen. 1191 01:19:10,069 --> 01:19:13,739 You will hear a song from the breeze. 1192 01:19:13,823 --> 01:19:14,990 Oh, great. 1193 01:19:15,074 --> 01:19:16,492 This is great. 1194 01:19:16,617 --> 01:19:17,451 Oh, O.K. 1195 01:19:17,576 --> 01:19:19,495 Now, it is a tradition 1196 01:19:19,578 --> 01:19:22,498 for the bride and the matron of honor 1197 01:19:22,581 --> 01:19:23,582 to drink champagne 1198 01:19:23,582 --> 01:19:25,501 out of each other's glasses. 1199 01:19:25,584 --> 01:19:26,585 It is? 1200 01:19:26,585 --> 01:19:27,586 It is? 1201 01:19:27,586 --> 01:19:28,587 It is. 1202 01:19:28,587 --> 01:19:31,090 It's sort of an Irish thing. 1203 01:19:31,173 --> 01:19:33,008 Did you know that? 1204 01:19:33,092 --> 01:19:34,093 No. 1205 01:19:34,093 --> 01:19:35,511 Well, uh, pour. 1206 01:19:35,594 --> 01:19:37,012 Grandma. 1207 01:19:37,096 --> 01:19:38,097 O.K. 1208 01:19:38,097 --> 01:19:39,098 Um... 1209 01:19:44,353 --> 01:19:46,147 Here. 1210 01:19:46,230 --> 01:19:48,691 O.K. Now, hold your glass up 1211 01:19:48,733 --> 01:19:50,192 really nice and high. 1212 01:19:50,276 --> 01:19:51,444 O.K. 1213 01:19:51,527 --> 01:19:54,488 And... to Diane 1214 01:19:54,530 --> 01:19:55,990 and... whoever. 1215 01:19:56,031 --> 01:19:57,032 Gary. 1216 01:19:57,032 --> 01:19:58,034 Right. 1217 01:19:59,035 --> 01:20:01,829 You look beautiful. 1218 01:20:01,912 --> 01:20:02,997 Mmm. 1219 01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:05,166 Gary, get out of here! 1220 01:20:06,917 --> 01:20:10,379 It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride 1221 01:20:10,421 --> 01:20:11,964 before the wedding. 1222 01:20:12,048 --> 01:20:14,008 Well, then, 1223 01:20:14,050 --> 01:20:16,552 here's to bad luck. 1224 01:20:27,021 --> 01:20:29,940 There is something you can do. 1225 01:20:30,024 --> 01:20:32,943 You must drink from the same glass, 1226 01:20:33,027 --> 01:20:34,028 then kiss her. 1227 01:20:34,111 --> 01:20:36,530 Drink from the same glass, then kiss her? 1228 01:20:36,572 --> 01:20:38,032 She will fall in love 1229 01:20:38,074 --> 01:20:40,034 with the man she loved most 1230 01:20:40,076 --> 01:20:41,535 and hate the other forever, 1231 01:20:41,577 --> 01:20:44,872 but if you wait too long, it won't work. 1232 01:20:59,553 --> 01:21:00,554 Hmm... 1233 01:21:00,554 --> 01:21:01,555 No... 1234 01:21:01,555 --> 01:21:02,556 Whoa... 1235 01:21:02,556 --> 01:21:03,724 No... 1236 01:21:03,808 --> 01:21:04,809 Aah! 1237 01:21:04,809 --> 01:21:05,810 Aah! 1238 01:21:05,810 --> 01:21:06,811 Back up. 1239 01:21:06,811 --> 01:21:07,812 Oh! 1240 01:21:08,813 --> 01:21:10,231 Just get out. 1241 01:21:10,314 --> 01:21:11,315 No! 1242 01:21:11,315 --> 01:21:13,275 O.K., move. I'll crack this... 1243 01:21:13,317 --> 01:21:14,777 Put it down! 1244 01:21:14,819 --> 01:21:16,278 Just step aside. Diane... 1245 01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:18,489 Oh, God! 1246 01:21:18,572 --> 01:21:20,700 Diane. Diane. 1247 01:21:27,581 --> 01:21:28,999 Mmm! 1248 01:21:29,083 --> 01:21:31,001 Look, fellas, I... I... I... 1249 01:21:31,085 --> 01:21:32,503 I'm not crazy, O.K.? 1250 01:21:32,586 --> 01:21:34,004 I'm not insane. 1251 01:21:34,088 --> 01:21:37,258 Mmm, oh, no! 1252 01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:42,513 Hello, Gary. 1253 01:21:42,596 --> 01:21:45,433 Now, listen. I know you're in a hurry 1254 01:21:45,516 --> 01:21:48,018 to get married, 1255 01:21:48,102 --> 01:21:50,521 so let's skip the small talk. 1256 01:21:50,604 --> 01:21:52,732 You've got something I want. 1257 01:21:56,152 --> 01:21:57,653 Oh. 1258 01:22:01,323 --> 01:22:03,117 It's so... 1259 01:22:03,159 --> 01:22:04,243 thick. 1260 01:22:04,326 --> 01:22:06,912 You're supposed to dilute it. 1261 01:22:09,331 --> 01:22:12,084 Completely pure? 1262 01:22:20,051 --> 01:22:22,428 If your heart is stubborn 1263 01:22:22,511 --> 01:22:24,972 like the heart of a fool, 1264 01:22:25,014 --> 01:22:26,474 you'll wait, hear nothing, 1265 01:22:26,515 --> 01:22:29,477 but taste the sweat of the mule. 1266 01:22:29,518 --> 01:22:30,519 What? 1267 01:22:30,519 --> 01:22:32,188 What are you doing? 1268 01:22:41,030 --> 01:22:42,281 Stop! 1269 01:22:43,449 --> 01:22:44,658 Gary. 1270 01:22:47,286 --> 01:22:49,622 Let me do this. 1271 01:22:51,457 --> 01:22:52,875 Gary, don't! 1272 01:22:52,958 --> 01:22:54,251 Stop! 1273 01:23:02,343 --> 01:23:03,761 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1274 01:23:07,014 --> 01:23:08,599 Come on. 1275 01:23:12,269 --> 01:23:14,397 If any present knows any reason 1276 01:23:14,480 --> 01:23:17,316 why they may not lawfully be joined in marriage, 1277 01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:19,193 let them speak now 1278 01:23:19,235 --> 01:23:21,195 or forever hold their peace. 1279 01:23:55,438 --> 01:23:57,022 Yecchh! 1280 01:23:57,106 --> 01:23:58,482 Yecchh! 1281 01:24:01,277 --> 01:24:02,737 Do you, Diane Farrow, 1282 01:24:02,820 --> 01:24:06,282 take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, 1283 01:24:06,323 --> 01:24:08,284 in sickness and in health, 1284 01:24:08,325 --> 01:24:11,412 as long as you both shall live? 1285 01:24:11,495 --> 01:24:13,039 I do. 1286 01:24:14,123 --> 01:24:15,207 The ring. 1287 01:24:53,162 --> 01:24:54,997 Excuse me. 1288 01:25:03,547 --> 01:25:05,674 What's going on? 1289 01:25:05,758 --> 01:25:07,968 You bitch! 1290 01:25:08,010 --> 01:25:10,096 You god damn whore! 1291 01:25:10,179 --> 01:25:11,430 Ow! 1292 01:25:11,514 --> 01:25:12,848 Tramp! 1293 01:25:14,975 --> 01:25:16,394 You bitch! 1294 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:40,501 Jesus Christ! 1295 01:25:40,501 --> 01:25:43,421 Uh, guys, we got a major code 29 1296 01:25:43,546 --> 01:25:44,505 right outside. 1297 01:25:45,923 --> 01:25:46,924 Everybody out! 1298 01:25:46,924 --> 01:25:48,342 Get with it, guys! 1299 01:25:48,384 --> 01:25:49,385 Move! 1300 01:25:49,385 --> 01:25:50,386 Go, go! 1301 01:25:50,386 --> 01:25:51,679 Everybody move! 1302 01:26:16,912 --> 01:26:19,206 Help! 1303 01:27:06,879 --> 01:27:10,800 Help! 1304 01:27:24,438 --> 01:27:25,439 ♪ Mo mo ♪ 1305 01:27:25,439 --> 01:27:26,440 ♪ Hmm, mo ♪ 1306 01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:28,192 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 1307 01:27:36,826 --> 01:27:37,952 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1308 01:27:38,035 --> 01:27:39,495 ♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma, ♪ 1309 01:27:39,537 --> 01:27:40,955 ♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma, ♪ 1310 01:27:41,038 --> 01:27:42,957 ♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma, ♪ 1311 01:27:50,506 --> 01:27:53,426 If you'd like to make a call, 1312 01:27:53,509 --> 01:27:55,928 please hang up and try again. 1313 01:27:56,011 --> 01:27:58,472 If you need help, dial 0. 1314 01:28:57,156 --> 01:28:58,532 Diane. 1315 01:29:03,037 --> 01:29:04,455 Where have you been? 1316 01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:09,043 Oh! 1317 01:30:10,479 --> 01:30:12,481 No! 1318 01:30:34,336 --> 01:30:37,298 Um, touch your finger to your nose. 1319 01:30:40,843 --> 01:30:43,345 Hop on one foot. 1320 01:30:43,471 --> 01:30:45,890 Put your hands in the air 1321 01:30:45,973 --> 01:30:46,974 and go... 1322 01:30:49,810 --> 01:30:52,563 Grab your nipples like this, real hard. 1323 01:30:55,566 --> 01:30:58,611 You like that, don't you? 1324 01:30:58,694 --> 01:30:59,695 Ooh. 1325 01:30:59,695 --> 01:31:03,157 Ooh. 1326 01:31:04,992 --> 01:31:09,246 Now I think it's time for a little magic. 1327 01:31:37,525 --> 01:31:39,944 Well, I'd like to tell you 1328 01:31:40,027 --> 01:31:42,863 that five minutes after I kissed Diane, 1329 01:31:42,947 --> 01:31:45,908 she came running out into my arms 1330 01:31:45,950 --> 01:31:48,911 and that we fell in love forever, 1331 01:31:48,953 --> 01:31:50,996 but that's not what happened. 1332 01:31:52,289 --> 01:31:54,250 It took six minutes. 1333 01:32:06,262 --> 01:32:07,513 I'm sorry. 1334 01:32:11,434 --> 01:32:13,894 It's all right. 1335 01:32:13,936 --> 01:32:15,896 Let's get out of here. 1336 01:32:15,938 --> 01:32:17,231 O.K. 1337 01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:40,046 Ahh, that's nice. 1338 01:33:03,652 --> 01:33:07,907 ♪ I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth ♪ 1339 01:33:07,990 --> 01:33:12,536 ♪ You know, that Gypsy with the gold-capped tooth ♪ 1340 01:33:12,620 --> 01:33:16,874 ♪ She's got a storefront at 34th and Vine ♪ 1341 01:33:16,957 --> 01:33:20,044 ♪ Sellin' little bottles of ♪ 1342 01:33:20,127 --> 01:33:22,588 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 1343 01:33:24,256 --> 01:33:28,636 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 1344 01:33:28,719 --> 01:33:30,638 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1345 01:33:30,721 --> 01:33:35,267 ♪ I told her everything was goin' fine ♪ 1346 01:33:35,351 --> 01:33:39,397 ♪ Everything except that man of mine ♪ 1347 01:33:39,522 --> 01:33:41,399 ♪ She looked at my palm ♪ 1348 01:33:41,482 --> 01:33:43,943 ♪ Made a magic sign ♪ 1349 01:33:44,026 --> 01:33:46,862 ♪ Said, What you need is ♪ 1350 01:33:46,946 --> 01:33:51,242 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 1351 01:33:51,325 --> 01:33:55,788 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 1352 01:33:55,871 --> 01:34:00,376 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 1353 01:34:00,459 --> 01:34:06,590 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 1354 01:34:06,716 --> 01:34:08,843 ♪ She jumped down, turned around ♪ 1355 01:34:08,968 --> 01:34:11,178 ♪ Gave me a wink ♪ 1356 01:34:11,262 --> 01:34:13,305 ♪ Said, I'm gonna mix it up ♪ 1357 01:34:13,389 --> 01:34:15,766 ♪ Right here in the sink ♪ 1358 01:34:15,850 --> 01:34:17,518 ♪ It smelled like turpentine ♪ 1359 01:34:17,560 --> 01:34:20,271 ♪ Looked like india ink ♪ 1360 01:34:20,354 --> 01:34:22,648 ♪ I held my nose, closed my eyes ♪ 1361 01:34:22,732 --> 01:34:25,359 ♪ I took a drink ♪ 1362 01:34:25,443 --> 01:34:29,655 ♪ Didn't know if it was day or night ♪ 1363 01:34:29,739 --> 01:34:33,868 ♪ I started kissin' every man in sight ♪ 1364 01:34:33,951 --> 01:34:36,370 ♪ Never been so turned on ♪ 1365 01:34:36,412 --> 01:34:38,497 ♪ Never felt so fine ♪ 1366 01:34:38,622 --> 01:34:41,375 ♪ Gonna give my man some ♪ 1367 01:34:41,500 --> 01:34:44,378 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 1368 01:34:45,921 --> 01:34:50,217 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 1369 01:34:50,301 --> 01:34:54,722 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 1370 01:34:54,764 --> 01:34:58,434 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 1371 01:35:19,622 --> 01:35:24,085 ♪ I didn't know if it was day or night ♪ 1372 01:35:24,168 --> 01:35:28,214 ♪ I started kissin' every man in sight ♪ 1373 01:35:28,297 --> 01:35:31,008 ♪ Never been so turned on ♪ 1374 01:35:31,092 --> 01:35:33,386 ♪ Never felt so fine ♪ 1375 01:35:33,469 --> 01:35:35,554 ♪ Gonna give my man some ♪ 1376 01:35:35,638 --> 01:35:40,142 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 1377 01:35:40,226 --> 01:35:44,647 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 1378 01:35:44,730 --> 01:35:49,193 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 1379 01:35:49,276 --> 01:35:53,698 ♪ Love Potion Number Nine ♪ 1380 01:35:53,823 --> 01:35:55,658 ♪ Love Potion Number ♪ 1381 01:35:55,741 --> 01:35:57,660 ♪ When I get the notion ♪ 1382 01:35:57,743 --> 01:36:00,413 ♪ I take a little potion ♪ 1383 01:36:00,496 --> 01:36:03,666 ♪ Love Potion... ♪ 82899