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-Enjoy yourself.
Welcome, everybody.
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Welcome, welcome, welcome
to "The Tonight Show."
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This is it. You made it.
Thank you for being here.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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You guys, well, it was
an absolutely beautiful
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80-degree day here
in New York City.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
Come on.
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Ooh!
It was so warm,
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I saw a Wall Street stockbroker
sharing a Pinkity Drinkity
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with Zohran Mamdani.
-Oh.
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[ Laughter ]
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-It was so warm today,
in Central Park,
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I saw a squirrel rubbing SPF 50
on his nuts.
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And I --
-Whoa! Hey!
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[ Laughter ]
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Let's get to some news here.
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis
just signed a bill
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to rename Palm Beach
International Airport
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as President Donald J. Trump
International Airport.
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[ Booing ]
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Finally fulfilling Trump's
lifelong dream
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of having an entire Chili's Too
inside him.
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[ Laughter ]
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You'll know it's
officially Trump Airport
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when they open up a
Hudson Fake News.
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[ Laughter ]
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You'll know it's Trump Airport
when they replace
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the TSA scanners
with MRI machines.
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You know what I'm saying?
[ Laughter ]
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Meanwhile, Trump
just shared renderings --
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renderings of what his
future presidential library
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in Miami could look like.
Did you see this?
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This is real.
Take a --there's a photo.
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Wow.
-Oh.
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-Yeah, well, it's better
than the original rendering
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where Trump had two
Las Vegas spheres attached.
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And I think that's --
that was too much.
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That was -- I didn't --
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[ Laughter ]
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Switching gears,
did you guys see this?
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A group of thieves
just stole several paintings
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from a museum in Italy.
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Yeah.
In just three minutes,
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they managed to steal works from
artists like Renoir and Matisse.
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Joining us now via satellite
to talk about what happened
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is the museum's head
of security, Jacques Fournier.
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Thank you for being here,
Jacques.
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-Merci.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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Merci, Jimmy.
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It has been, how you say, a
challenging time here in Italia.
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-Right, right.
The museum is in Italy,
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But if I'm not mistaken,
you sound French.
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-Oui.
I am originally from La France.
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I moved here after
I was fired from my old job.
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-Oh. What was that?
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-Head of security
at the Louvre.
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[ Laughter ]
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-I see.
Well, to be honest,
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I'm surprised they hired you,
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considering they also had
a giant heist.
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-I guess I interview well.
[ Chuckles ]
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But I do not know
how this happened again.
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We have the best guards,
the best cameras,
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and the best --
how you say? --
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thermal-imaging
security infrastructure.
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Absolutely nothing
can get past us.
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-No, no, Jacques!
Jacques, Jacques!
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A man in a ski mask
just stole a painting.
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-I know, I know,
it's still fresh in my mind.
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My family is ashamed.
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My father says I am --
how you say? --
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a disappointment
to my entire lineage.
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And I am beginning
to believe he is right.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Jacques! Jacques! Stop him!
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-How can I stop him?
He is my father.
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He can be harsh, but I love him.
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He made me the man I am.
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[ Alarm blaring ]
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-Oh. What is that sound?
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Jacques,
you have to do something.
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-I know I do.
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I will call him later
and ask for forgiveness.
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But that sound means
it is time for my smoke break.
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Au revoir.
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Wait!
Hey, you, in the mask!
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Can I have a light?
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Wasn't even smoking.
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[ Applause ]
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Well, everyone,
this is going viral.
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Disneyland Paris just opened
a new "Frozen" theme park,
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and their Olaf robot
had a little malfunction.
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Check it out.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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[ Crowd exclaims ]
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[ Laughter ]
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♪ Do you want to rebuild
a snowman? ♪
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Had to do it, yeah.
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Yes, the video of Olaf
went viral,
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and his guests
a little unsettled.
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Here to comment on it
is another Disney animatronic
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from "Frozen," Kristoff.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Hi, Jimmy.
Great to be here.
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-Uh, we're excited to have you.
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Now, the Olaf animatronic
malfunctioning
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yesterday was pretty unsettling.
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Has he been fixed?
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-Ha ha!
Fret not, dear friend.
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My companion Olaf is
currently undergoing maintenance
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and will be back
to providing Disney magic soon.
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-Well...that's good.
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What do you have to say
to guests
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who were slightly disturbed
by the malfunction?
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-Ha ha. Worry not.
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Malfunctions are rare,
and I can assure you
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us animatronics are
reliable as ever.
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Would you like me to sing you...
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[ Laughter ]
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...a song?
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[ Laughter ]
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-Uh, sure.
Are you sure you're okay?
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-Ha ha! You make me laugh.
I can assure you...
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[ Laughter ]
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...Disney magic soon.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Okay. I hate to break it
to you, Kristoff,
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but you also seem
to be malfunctioning here.
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-Ha ha! Fret not, dear friend.
Would you like me to
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[ Distorted voice ]
sing you a song?
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[ Laughter ]
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-N-no, thanks.
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Uh, it looks like some kinks
need to be worked out.
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Thank you for being here.
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-Magic.
Fret not.
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-Sing you a song?
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-A Kristoff animatronic,
everyone.
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-Magic. Magic. Magic.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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Magic. Magic. Magic.
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-Magic?
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Applause ]
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And finally, guys,
tomorrow is April 1st.
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That's right.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Which gives Trump an excuse
to get out of Iran.
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"April Fools! April Fools!"
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We have a great show.
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Give it up for The Roots,
everybody!
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-♪ Hip-hop and body rockin',
doing the do ♪
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♪ The living definition
of improving the groove ♪
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♪ Use the same tools
to shoot the Cooper review ♪
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-Oh!
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Welcome to the show,
everybody.
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We got some good news today.
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We got nominated
for a bunch of Webby awards.
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That's what I'm talking about.
Hey.
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-Boing boing!
-Love the Webby.
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Uh, we love the Webbies,
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and I'm going to give
a special shout-out
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to our entire digital team.
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They are the best in the biz.
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Thank you, everybody
who does this amazing job.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Voting is open now
through April 16th.
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Just go to vote.webbyawards.com
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and search "The Tonight Show"
and vote for us.
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Thank you very much, Webbies!
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Fun.
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What a show
we have for you tonight.
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She is a very talented actress
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who's starring
in the new movie "Outcome,"
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which premieres April 10th
on Apple TV.
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One of our favorites,
Cameron Diaz is here today!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Cameron D!
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Love that lady.
-The greatest.
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He's an Emmy-winning
actor and producer
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who created and stars in the new
Netflix series "Big Mistakes,"
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which begins
streaming April 9th.
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Dan Levy is joining us.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Another great dude.
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Super funny.
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And we got great music
from Tems is here tonight!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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We love Tems, as well.
It's a good show.
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Guys, here at
"The Tonight Show,"
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we like to spotlight musicians
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that we think have
something special,
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but might not be getting
the attention that they deserve.
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It's time for
"Tomorrow's Stars Today."
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-♪ Tomorrow's Stars Today ♪
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-Our guest tonight is
a singer-songwriter
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promoting his new album
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on an independent label
called Hometown Crowd.
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Please welcome
Johnny Miles Biter.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Hey.
Hi. How you doing, bud?
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Nice to see you, bud.
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-Doing pretty good, Jimmy.
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I really want to thank you for
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making a space and holding
the light the way you do.
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-Wow. Uh, of course.
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-Nobody holds the light
the way you do.
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-Thanks for being here.
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You know, I got to say,
I love new talent,
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and I want to talk about
your songs.
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-Man, that's great.
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Did you build this desk?
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[ Laughter ]
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A man should be
able to build his own desk.
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Look, when I write songs,
the way I look at it is this.
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It's like, you know...
-What?
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-They're not as much like songs,
but they're like...
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They're vibrations
that come in from the universe
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and they just go in me.
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-Yeah.
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That sounds -- That sounds
mysterious.
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-Yeah. No.
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-Yeah.
-Alright. Well, it's cool.
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I mean, my songs are
just happenings, right?
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They're happenings
that happen to me.
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And if they happen to rhyme,
well, that's good.
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-Well, that's great.
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Would you like to share one of
your songs for all of us maybe?
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-Hey, not at all.
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[ Laughter ]
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No, I mean, in the way of
like --
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Yeah, definitely.
No, I'm really happy to do that.
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Okay. Thank you, Jimmy.
-There you go, buddy.
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-If it's -- Oh.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Johnny Miles Biter.
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-Okay. Wow. Well, this one is
called "Late Night Ride."
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Okay?
-Oh, wow.
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♪♪
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-♪ Caught a hitchhiking ride
with a woman one day ♪
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♪ She turned on the radio
and the radio played a song ♪
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♪ This song ♪
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♪ She's a super freak ♪
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♪ Super freak,
she's super freaky, yow ♪
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Everybody say...
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♪ Super freak, super freak ♪
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-Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait,
wait, stop, stop, stop!
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Hold on, hold on.
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-What's going on, man?
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What's wrong?
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-What are you doing?
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-What's the problem, Jimmy?
I don't understand.
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Tell me.
-That's "Super Freak."
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That's "Super Freak,"
by Rick James.
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We can't even clear that.
255
00:10:00,234 --> 00:10:02,102
-No, no, it's not, man.
256
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,704
That's just what happened.
257
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,172
That's the song
that came on in her car
258
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,740
and I just wrote about it, man.
259
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,176
Come on. What are you doing?
260
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:12,913
-You can't just take a hit song
and squeeze it into your song.
261
00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:17,050
-How am I supposed to control
the will of the airwaves, dude?
262
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:20,254
[ Laughter ]
263
00:10:20,254 --> 00:10:22,022
-I-I-I don't know.
264
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,391
-Yeah, you don't know,
'cause I can't, man.
265
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,026
-Well, look...
-What?
266
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,427
-How about you try another song
maybe?
267
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,896
I'll give you another shot.
268
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:31,632
-I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I blew up there.
269
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,534
-I'm sorry
I got a little upset, as well.
270
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,004
-I told you a ray of light, man.
271
00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:39,039
Now, this next song...
272
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Alright, alright, here we go.
273
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:43,644
This one's newer. Okay?
And it's, uh...
274
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,979
It's called "Backyard with Mom."
275
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:46,980
-Oh.
276
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,284
[ Guitar strumming ]
277
00:10:50,284 --> 00:10:54,054
-♪ Last time I ever saw
my mama ♪
278
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:58,058
♪ We threw her a party
in the backyard ♪
279
00:10:59,293 --> 00:11:01,461
♪ With lights on the fence ♪
280
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:06,500
♪ Oh, that whole year
was so hard ♪
281
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:12,005
♪ Mama sang her favorite song
that night, and it went ♪
282
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,675
♪ She's a super freak,
super freak ♪
283
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:18,345
♪ She's super freaky, yow ♪
284
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,447
Yeah! Temptations sing!
285
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,717
-♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
286
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,752
-♪ Super freak, super freak ♪
-Stop, stop, stop, stop!
287
00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:29,223
Stop it! Stop!
Roots, don't encourage him.
288
00:11:29,223 --> 00:11:30,490
-What are you doing, man?
289
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,092
-That's the same song!
290
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,694
-No! What?
Are you gonna go after
291
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,930
my mama's favorite song now,
man?!
292
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,867
-Nothing to do with --
-Come on, dude!
293
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,001
-You think --
294
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,737
-What the frick is wrong
with you, man?!
295
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:46,540
-You -- These songs,
you're just describing ways
296
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,842
that you've heard
the song "Super Freak."
297
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,011
-No, I'm not, dude!
No, I'm not.
298
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,613
It's my life.
299
00:11:52,613 --> 00:11:54,047
Okay? You can't just
come in here
300
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,649
and tell a guy what
he can write inside a song,
301
00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,017
even though that thing happened
to him
302
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:58,218
and then he had a guitar nearby.
-I didn't come in here.
303
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,486
-What?
-You came in here.
304
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,021
I was already here.
305
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,789
-You came in here.
You weren't born here, man.
306
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,825
You had to have entered here
at some point just like I
307
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,393
entered this world from my mama.
-But I work here.
308
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,661
This is my show.
309
00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:09,563
I host the show,
so I'm here every night.
310
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:12,366
And I'm here to give
you a chance, some new talent.
311
00:12:12,366 --> 00:12:16,036
And I think you're abusing
the privilege a little bit,
312
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,238
because you're just singing...
313
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,541
-I entered this world
from my mama.
314
00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:22,476
[ Laughter ]
315
00:12:22,476 --> 00:12:25,679
Okay? And I don't mean
to abuse privileges.
316
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,614
And you're right. Okay?
Hey, buddy.
317
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,749
Hey, buddy.
-Hey.
318
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,517
-Hey, palsy.
-Hey.
319
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,287
-Can we just -- Can we just bury
the hatchet on this?
320
00:12:33,287 --> 00:12:34,755
-Sorry. Yeah, I apologize.
-I'm sorry. Hey.
321
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:35,889
-Hey.
No, you don't have to come over.
322
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,457
-No, no, no.
[ Laughter ]
323
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,260
-That's alright. Sorry.
Yeah. Alright, man. Yeah.
324
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,495
[ Laughter ]
325
00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:42,763
Thank you very much.
326
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,398
Hey, is there any way
you could do one, like,
327
00:12:44,398 --> 00:12:46,934
maybe one of the original songs
that you submitted
328
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,102
that got you on
"Tomorrow's Stars Today"?
329
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,270
That's the one we liked.
330
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,905
We only heard a snippet of it,
but...
331
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,574
Right? We would like
to hear maybe one song.
332
00:12:53,574 --> 00:12:57,578
[ Cheers and applause ]
333
00:12:57,578 --> 00:12:59,346
-That is a --
That's a great idea, man.
334
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:02,015
-Okay, perfect. Alright. Ooh.
335
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:05,085
-Okay. This song is
called "Summer Day."
336
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,520
[ Guitar strumming ]
337
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:12,526
♪♪
338
00:13:12,526 --> 00:13:13,994
[ Chuckles ]
339
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,363
[ Laughter ]
340
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:24,304
♪ I remember that summer day
when we-e-e ♪
341
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,808
♪ Dropped a coin
in the wishing well ♪
342
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:31,245
♪ And felt swell and free ♪
343
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,482
♪ And when that coin
hit the water ♪
344
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:39,353
♪ It sounded like a song
we knew ♪
345
00:13:39,353 --> 00:13:40,654
-No, no, no, no, please stop.
346
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,556
Don't do it. Just don't.
347
00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:44,525
-♪ Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh ♪
-Don't, don't, don't.
348
00:13:44,525 --> 00:13:45,526
-♪ Sh--♪
-Don't.
349
00:13:45,526 --> 00:13:46,827
-♪ Sh-Sh--♪
350
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,296
-Dude, don't. I'm gonna --
Don't.
351
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,964
I'm gonna freak out.
352
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:55,502
-♪ And that song that we heard
through Mama's screen door ♪
353
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,705
-Yeah, that's close.
-♪ The song that we'd all ♪
354
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:03,310
♪ Heard many,
many times before ♪
355
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:08,115
♪ And the name of
that song was ♪
356
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,651
♪ She's a super freak,
super freak ♪
357
00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:13,353
♪ She's super freaky, yow ♪
358
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,122
♪ Everybody sing ♪
359
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,223
Here we go now.
360
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:19,026
-♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
361
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:22,529
Alright, we'll see you next week
on "Tomorrow's Stars Today."
362
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,565
-No, I'm the host.
That's what I say.
363
00:14:24,565 --> 00:14:26,967
Stick around.
We'll be right back, next week.
364
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:30,604
"Tomorrow's Stars Today."
Cameron Diaz will be coming.
365
00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:32,806
-♪ Super freak, super freak ♪
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