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- Hey, honey.
- Hi.
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- What you got there?
- Oh, it's a wonderful painting
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by an up-and-coming
artist named,
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huh, Amy Duncan. Hmm.
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That's right.
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Hey, you had your first art
class tonight. How'd that go?
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I don't know, you
tell me. Ba-bam.
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- What is it?
- It's obvious.
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Oh! Oh, I know. It's
three eggs in a nest.
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No, wait. No, it's a baked
potato with three pats of butter.
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Dad, you see that
in every painting.
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Oh, I think it's baby chicks
eating out of a football.
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Lemons, okay?
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It's a bowl of lemons.
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Oh.
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You people have no
appreciation for art.
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- Oh, come on, honey. Honey.
- What?
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Come on, you
know what they say...
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If life gives you
a bowl of lemons,
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that's not very well painted,
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then you should
make, make dinner?
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Good save, Dad.
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late and Dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody
seen my left shoe? ♪
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♪ I close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is, up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there,
I've survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, baby
Things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your
future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything
turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure, life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me, it
comes back around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
Who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, baby ♪
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- Hey, guys.
- What are you doing here?
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Did you come to see me sign
up for the Battle of the Bands?
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Or maybe Teddy
bear is here to see me.
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Okay, so the topic is "Insane
Reasons Why Teddy's at the Mall."
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No, no, no, I'm here to sign
up for Battle of the Bands.
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- You have a band?
- Yes, I do.
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My friend Skyler and I have
been working on some music.
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Oh, no... Spencer.
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Man, if he's in this
thing, we are toast.
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Dude, he's the complete package
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with the singing and the
dancing and the sparkly smiling.
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Excuse me. Hey, guys.
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- Hey.
- Mm-hmm.
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So, uh, you're, you're,
you have a band now?
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No, I'm gonna perform alone.
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Huh.
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Because this is
Battle of the Bands
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and I'm, I'm pretty sure the
word "band" implies group,
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i.e., more than one.
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I mean, I, I could be wrong,
but I don't... don't think so.
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Um, actually, I called, and
they said I could perform alone.
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Something about
drawing a bigger crowd.
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No, I don't know.
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I should, uh, get back
in line, so good luck.
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You know something?
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His teeth were not that sparkly.
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That's just what I was thinking.
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Dude, we're gonna win this
thing, because we are so in sync
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- We're so in sync. Fist bump.
- Up top.
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- Fist... fist bump. Up top.
- Up top. Fist bump.
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- Okay, stop, stop, stop.
- We've done this before. Oh, wait.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What you got there?
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A brand-new MyTab. My
best friend Lucas gave it to me.
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Lucas? Never heard of him. How
long have you guys been best friends?
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Since three o'clock today
when he gave me this MyTab.
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Sounds like he's trying
to buy your friendship.
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Well, it worked.
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Well, it's too expensive a gift.
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- You're gonna have to give it back.
- What? Why?
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You shouldn't choose your friends
because of the stuff they have.
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Now how would you like it if people only
liked you because you had nice things?
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Why don't I keep this
and we'll test your theory?
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Gabe, if you won't
give it back, I will.
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Fine.
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Fine, Dad. I don't
need this thing.
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I have plenty of other
great games to play with.
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Like this.
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You disgust me.
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Okay.
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- Shall we?
- Shall we what?
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Rehearse the song.
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- Oh! Right.
- Yeah.
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Duh! What else
would we do? Airhead!
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- Shall we?
- Shall we what?
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Oh! One, two,
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one, two, three.
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♪ I've been holding on ♪
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♪ Till I see your face ♪
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♪ Been there and gone ♪
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♪ And I own my mistakes ♪
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♪ Time stands still... ♪
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- ♪ So I hold my place... ♪
- ♪ I like girls who are hot, hot, hot ♪
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♪ Better than girls
Who are not, not, not... ♪
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Excuse me!
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Excuse me!
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Guys, we are trying to rehearse!
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So are we.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- I'm... I'm PJ.
- I'm Skyler.
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I'm Emmett.
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Maybe you guys should go
rehearse somewhere else?
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Or we could.
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Skyler, dear, a word.
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See, we were here first,
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so if anyone's
leaving, it's them.
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Now you have to back
me up on this, okay?
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- Got it.
- Okay.
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- We were here first.
- Yeah!
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- And we're not leaving.
- Yeah!
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- We're not leaving either.
- Yeah!
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Okay, only after I say stuff.
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Got it.
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Skyler, let's go. We
have a contest to win.
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Yeah, well, so do we.
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Yeah, we, uh...
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♪ I wanna know what you dream ♪
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♪ I wanna know
what you wish... ♪
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♪ I like girls who
are hot, hot, hot ♪
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♪ Better than girls
Who are not, not, not! ♪
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♪ I wanna know if you care! ♪
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Three, two, one.
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Hello, Mrs. Dabney.
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Look at us, Charlie. Aren't
we a couple of artists?
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We are. Come here.
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Oh, that's my girl.
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Now what is this?
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- A tree.
- A tree. It is a tree.
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Okay. Now what are you painting?
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- Tree.
- A tree?
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No, honey, Mommy's is a tree,
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yours is just a bunch
of squiggly lines, okay?
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Okay, but you know what?
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We're gonna put it
on the wall anyway.
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Put it right there.
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A tree.
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I don't think so.
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Bob, honey, could
you clean up Charlie?
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I live for it.
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Val!
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Oh, my goodness.
What a surprise.
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- Please, please, come in.
- I came to talk to you about art class.
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- Yeah.
- As you can probably tell by my aura...
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I bring bad news.
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- What? What is it?
- Come.
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Amy, I have been
teaching art for many years,
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and I've always
believed that everybody
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has artistic ability, no
matter how deeply buried.
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And then I met you.
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What? You don't
think I have talent?
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Oh! Your words, not mine.
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Although if I were to use words,
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I'd choose those.
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Well, uh, give me
another chance.
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What is that? Oh!
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It's glorious!
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What passion! What vibrancy!
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Oh, Amy, you paint with a
joy that's almost childlike.
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- Well, actually...
- It's genius!
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Thank you.
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This is what you
should be focusing on.
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Abstract work.
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Thank you.
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I call it... "Tree."
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Is Teddy here?
- Actually, she's not home yet.
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- Uh, come on in.
- Thanks.
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Oh, I liked your song yesterday.
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Oh! Oh, thanks.
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Yeah, I like it too.
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Uh, no, I mean, I
liked your song too.
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Well, I... I didn't
really hear it,
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but I like... your hair.
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Thanks. I like your hair too.
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It must be nice
for your girlfriend
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to have a boyfriend
who has such great hair.
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I don't have a girlfriend.
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- Oh, that's too bad.
- Yeah.
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Yes!
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But, um...
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If you want to tell your boyfriend
that I don't have a girlfriend,
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I'm cool with that.
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I don't have a boyfriend.
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Bummer.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Oh, no problem.
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- PJ's been keeping me company.
- Sorry about that too.
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All right. Come
on, let's rehearse.
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Hey, don't bother us.
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Yeah, don't bother us.
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Dad, this is Gabe's dad.
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- Hey, I'm Bob.
- Nice to meet you. I'm Bruce.
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Wow, this is, uh...
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This is quite the
room you've got here.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, man!
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- Star Squadron?
- Yeah, yeah, I've got kind of a thing
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- for old arcade games.
- Wow.
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You know, if I had a trayful
of tacos and a root beer,
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this would be like high
school all over again.
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Albert, can I get a trayful of
tacos and some root beer? Thanks.
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You're kidding, right?
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I never kid about tacos, Bob.
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I was just about
to watch the game.
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You wanna join me?
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Oh, this is awesome!
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Good. Oh, oh, oh, Bob, what was
it you wanted to talk to me about?
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Oh, I just, uh, wanted to...
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Oh! Here comes the taco boat.
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Um, I...
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I just wanted to
say how happy I am
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that Gabe and
Lucas and you and me
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- are best friends.
- Oh.
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Gabe, I thought it over,
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- and here.
- You're gonna let me keep it?
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Why'd you change your mind?
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Because I'm not an
unreasonable man.
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In fact, I'm so
not unreasonable,
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I accepted one myself.
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Not, not... not that
I'm complaining,
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but you're sending me
some mixed messages here.
230
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I like to think of them
as flexible messages.
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You saw the den, didn't you?
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I had two trays of tacos.
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And we're gonna
have more this Sunday,
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because we got invited over
to watch the football game.
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Welcome to the dark side.
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We've been expecting you.
237
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Oh, Spencer, have you
seen Skyler anywhere?
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Nope, but it's almost
time for me to win...
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I mean, compete in,
uh, Battle of the Bands,
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- so I should, uh, get going.
- Right.
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Thanks for your help.
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Clump nugget.
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Oh, Skyler, there you are. I've
been looking all over for you.
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Oh, I was in the photo booth.
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Yup, yup, I see that now.
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Come on, we have to get going.
It's almost time for us to go...
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Um, actually, I don't want
to do the contest anymore.
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- What? Why not?
- Well, because...
249
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,875
I don't want to compete
against my boyfriend.
250
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,208
Boyfriend? Who's your boyfriend?
251
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:14,500
No. No. No!
252
00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:16,667
Yes, yes, yes.
253
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,000
And so you guys are a couple?
254
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:27,792
That's right, PJ's my dude.
255
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,500
- And Skyler's my lady.
- Mm-hmm.
256
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:32,083
And Teddy's gonna hurl.
257
00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:36,147
What... so that's why you don't
want to do Battle of the Bands?
258
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,875
- Because you're a couple?
- That's right,
259
00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:40,873
'cause competing against each other
would not be good for our relationship.
260
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,959
- But what about our song?
- You can sing it.
261
00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:44,375
- But it's a duet.
- So?
262
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,750
So I can't "du-et" without you.
263
00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:49,873
- Hey, guys. What's going on?
- Hey, man.
264
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:52,500
I'll tell you what's going on.
PJ And Skyler are a couple
265
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,709
and now they don't want
to do Battle of the Bands.
266
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,750
What? After all our hard work?
267
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:58,374
I even asked my mom to come.
268
00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:00,125
Well, sorry to disappoint her.
269
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,542
Oh, no, it's okay. She said no.
270
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:09,000
Come on. Come on, Charlie.
271
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:11,917
- One painting for mama?
- I tired.
272
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:14,083
Okay, come on, Charlie.
273
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,750
Just one little painting and
you can go back to sleep.
274
00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:21,041
Hey, what's Charlie doing up?
275
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,709
I just put her down for a nap.
276
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:25,000
Oh, well, I guess she
just got her second wind.
277
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,667
I tired.
278
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,250
Don't know where that came from.
279
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,959
All right.
280
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:34,333
What's going on? Why are
you acting crazier than usual?
281
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,750
My art teacher came
over to tell me that I stink.
282
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:40,166
Okay, I'm with you so far.
283
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,750
Then she took one
look at Charlie's painting
284
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:44,458
and loved it, so...
285
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:46,667
You took the credit for it.
286
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,500
Well, I made Charlie, so in
a way, I made that painting.
287
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:53,166
Honey, by that logic, I
made that painting too.
288
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,208
Really? You carried
that painting around
289
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,917
inside of you for nine months?
290
00:14:58,291 --> 00:14:59,917
What?
291
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:03,583
Bob, I just wanna be
the best at what I do.
292
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:07,959
Honey, you are the
best at a lot of things.
293
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:09,667
You're the best nurse.
294
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:13,166
You're the best mommy.
You're the best wife.
295
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:15,625
Go on.
296
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,542
Okay.
297
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,375
I'll tell you what, why
don't we put Charlie to bed
298
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,000
and then you and I can cuddle?
299
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:25,000
Because you are
also the best at that.
300
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:29,250
I tired.
301
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:40,792
♪ I can't keep
chasing you around ♪
302
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:43,250
♪ All of this running
Is just bringing me ♪
303
00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,041
♪ Down ♪
304
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:48,166
♪ It's got me down ♪
305
00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:51,125
♪ Every time I look at you ♪
306
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:52,792
♪ The angels sing ♪
307
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:55,208
♪ I hope you hear them too ♪
308
00:15:55,291 --> 00:16:00,125
♪ Oh, I hope you hear them too ♪
309
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:03,333
♪ Got me feeling hypnotized ♪
310
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:07,250
♪ And, girl, it makes
me feel alive... ♪
311
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,166
Well, would you look at that...
312
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,333
Our ex-boyfriend's
gonna win this thing.
313
00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:13,375
I don't care. I have
a new boyfriend.
314
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:14,458
Yeah.
315
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,083
You could too.
316
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,000
It just... It makes me so mad.
317
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,917
Because you two became an
annoying couple, we can't compete.
318
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,291
- Wait a minute.
- Ooh, I know that look.
319
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,375
She's getting an idea.
I never get that look.
320
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,625
Me neither!
321
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,959
Aww.
322
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,542
Oh! Man, I'm looking
forward to tonight.
323
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,875
- Oh, yeah, it should be a good game.
- Game shmame.
324
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,000
There's a rumor Albert
made fresh guacamole.
325
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,917
The rumor... is true.
326
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,750
Dad, I wanna go home.
327
00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:54,500
What? It's almost kick-off.
328
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,500
We were playing Witches
Versus Warlocks Three
329
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,667
- and he said I cheated.
- Because you did cheat.
330
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,709
I did not cheat. I beat you.
331
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:03,166
- Because you cheated!
- Take it easy, guys.
332
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,583
- But, Dad!
- Lucas.
333
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,875
Come with me.
334
00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:10,959
Dad, I didn't cheat.
335
00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:12,625
- Really?
- Yes!
336
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:15,041
Look, I've cheated before.
337
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:17,417
I'm good at it. If I
had really cheated,
338
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,166
he would not have
known about it.
339
00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:21,458
This is an insult to my cheating
340
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:24,375
- and I will not stand for it!
- Okay, okay, all right.
341
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,250
I think I understand.
342
00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:28,166
Okay.
343
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,542
Couldn't you just
say you cheated?
344
00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:35,375
You want me to apologize
for something I didn't do?
345
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:39,959
Albert made fresh guacamole.
346
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,875
Bob, my boy's pretty upset.
347
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:47,333
Now why don't you just
have Gabe apologize to Lucas,
348
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:49,166
so that you and I
can enjoy the game?
349
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:55,500
No, I believe my boy, Bruce.
350
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,583
If he said he didn't
cheat, he didn't cheat.
351
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,834
- Thanks Dad.
- Yeah, well,
352
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:02,458
I think we should get going.
353
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,834
You know, Bob, I admire
that you stood up for your son.
354
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:07,750
- So you want us to stay?
- No.
355
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,041
Keeping the MyTab.
356
00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:21,750
All right! Yeah!
357
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,834
Okay, now our next
band is PJ and the Vibe,
358
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:26,792
plus Teddy and Skyler.
359
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:35,041
Um, this is a song
about new love
360
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:36,750
and how people find each other,
361
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:40,291
even though it might
annoy someone's sister.
362
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:51,125
♪ I've been looking for ♪
363
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:54,000
♪ Someone who can see ♪
364
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,125
♪ Who I really am ♪
365
00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:59,417
♪ What's inside of me ♪
366
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,917
♪ I like girls who
are hot, hot, hot ♪
367
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,917
♪ Better than girls
Who are not, not, not! ♪
368
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,917
♪ You're not the smartest guy ♪
369
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,125
♪ That I ever met ♪
370
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,709
♪ But you're really cute ♪
371
00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:17,291
♪ And I'm desperate ♪
372
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:20,417
♪ I'm the guy that
you got, got, got ♪
373
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:23,542
♪ Thanks for
overlooking a lot, lot, lot ♪
374
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:26,625
- ♪ I'm desperate ♪
- ♪ And I'm hot, hot, hot ♪
375
00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:29,875
- ♪ I'm desperate ♪
- ♪ Thanks for the shot, shot, shot ♪
376
00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:33,750
- ♪ I'm desperate ♪
- ♪ And I'm hot, hot, hot ♪
377
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:38,000
- ♪ Thanks for the shot, shot, shot ♪
- ♪ For you ♪
378
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:46,458
Oh! I did not
expect that. All right!
379
00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:49,625
Give it up for PJ, Tyler,
Skyler, and whatever.
380
00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:52,125
Oh.
381
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:55,291
Okay, the judges have
made their final decision.
382
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:58,709
In third place, the winner
of the $100 gift certificate
383
00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:01,041
to Skateboard Jungle is...
384
00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:04,208
The Guitar Geezers.
385
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:08,959
Great job, fellas.
386
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,333
And now let's bring
out our two finalists.
387
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,750
Uh, Spencer Walsh, come on up.
388
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,083
PJ and them, y'all
come on over here too.
389
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:21,166
Come on.
390
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:24,208
All right, and the winner
391
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,834
of the $500 shopping spree is
392
00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:31,041
Teddy and Skyler
plus PJ and the Vibe!
393
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,917
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
394
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:38,834
Clump nugget.
395
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,248
- Teddy, you just hugged me.
- Yeah, I know.
396
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,458
- I'm just really happy.
- Oh, no, I'm cool with that.
397
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:56,417
Hey, Charlie, you remember
my old boyfriend Spencer, right?
398
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,375
Totally stomped him
in Battle of the Bands!
399
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:04,250
Did it feel good? Yes.
400
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:06,166
Yes, ma'am, it did.
401
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,542
- It also felt...
- Hey,
402
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:09,185
do you want to keep
it down over there?
403
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:14,417
What are you doing?
404
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:16,750
We are watching the big game
405
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,333
in the comfort of
our own hot tub,
406
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:19,957
which is every bit
as good as being over
407
00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:21,581
- at Bruce and Lucas's house.
- No, it's not.
408
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:22,875
I know it's not.
409
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,667
Sometimes I wonder if
recording moments like this
410
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:31,500
is just gonna scar you.
411
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,083
I guess we'll find out later.
412
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,583
Good luck, Charlie.
413
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:43,250
Oh, this is the life.
414
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,250
Yup, nothing like it.
415
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,250
We even have our own butler.
416
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:50,250
Speaking of which.
417
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:53,583
Let's go! These glasses
aren't gonna fill themselves!
418
00:21:57,959 --> 00:21:59,333
I tired.
419
00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:03,125
Yeah, yeah, okay.
More root beer.
420
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:09,917
Good help is so hard to find.
421
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:19,125
Bubbles? I, I didn't
see you turn them on.
422
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:22,000
I didn't. Three trays of tacos,
423
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:23,667
you gonna get some bubbles.
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