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- Hey!
- There you are.
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So, what's the big news and
why didn't you just text me?
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Well, because I wanted to
see the expression on your face
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when I told you...
Okay, here goes,
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So that really
hot senior Josh...
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invited me to his
party this weekend.
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And he said I
could bring a friend.
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Ah, so tell me how
it all went down.
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Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
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So I was standing at my
locker when Josh asked me.
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I got so nervous I
closed my hair in the door
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and I had to stand
there like this.
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Wait a minute.
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Our moms will never
let us go to a senior party.
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- Already solved that.
- Ooh, we're gonna lie.
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- We can't. You're a terrible liar.
- I am not.
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Yeah you are. Whenever you
lie, your voice gets really high.
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Uh-uh!
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Okay, so here's the plan.
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You know that app that lets
you create fake phone calls?
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That what that creates what?
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There's a phone app that you
can create fake phone calls with.
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All I have to do is record
my mom saying some stuff
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that sounds like she's giving
me permission to go to the party.
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Ah, then when my mom hears it.
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- She'll let me go.
- Exactly.
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And we go to the party and
Josh falls in love with me.
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Oh, and his cute best
friend falls in love with me,
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but I tell him that
I have a boyfriend,
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but he doesn't take
no for an answer...
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- Are you done?
- And then,
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there's a third guy
that gets interested...
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late and Dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody
seen my left shoe? ♪
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♪ I close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is, up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there,
I've survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, baby
Things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your
future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything
turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure, life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me, it
comes back around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
Who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, baby ♪
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Oh, Charlie.
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You know Daddy loves you,
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but Daddy's played
baby about 100 times
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And he doesn't feel so
good. He needs to rest.
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Oh, okay. All right.
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Oh, I know!
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Let's play baby watches
Daddy take a nap.
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Aha! Boys, I need your help.
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- Really?
- Today at work I got bit by a spider.
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You're an exterminator.
Doesn't that happen every day?
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Well, this particular spider I
happen to be mildly allergic to.
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That's disgusting!
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Cover it, cover it, cover it.
Please, I think I'm gonna barf.
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Thank you so much
for your concern.
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I went and I saw the doctor.
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She says the swelling's going
to be gone in a couple of days.
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Oh, that's revolting.
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Although it does make
your tummy look smaller.
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"Gosh, Dad, how could I
help?" Thanks for asking.
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PJ, I need you to cover
for me at work tomorrow.
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I got a really busy day.
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Fine, I'll help.
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But I better not get a giant arm
too. I just bought some shirts.
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Gabe, I gotta go upstairs and rest, so
I need you to look after Charlie, okay?
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What am I supposed
to do with Charlie?
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Wha... You play baby with her.
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Come on, she loves it.
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Fetch.
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Okay, Ivy, I'm about to launch
phase one of "operation fool mom".
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What? No. I don't know what
I'm gonna wear to the party.
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Let's trick our moms first.
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Okay.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Hey.
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What? Mom, I haven't seen
you all day and all I get is a hey?
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Sorry. Hi, Teddy!
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Uh, Mom, could you get this
loose thread on my sweater?
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- Where is it?
- Oh, must have fallen off.
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Threads.
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Go figure.
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Ha.
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How are you doing?
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Fine. Oh, Mom, could I
ask you a personal question?
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Honey, of course you can.
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Great.
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What's... What's...
What's the question?
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Oh, I don't have
one right now. Just...
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You know, good to
know for down the road.
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Seriously, how are you doing?
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Oh, Mom, you took Spanish,
right? What does this mean?
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That means, I like
that boy. He's very nice.
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Wait a minute, I thought
you were taking French.
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Oh, wow.
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Guess that's why I
didn't understand it.
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- I love you, Mom.
- I love you too, honey.
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Weird... I usually have
those conversations with PJ.
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Dad, make it stop.
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- Make what stop?
- Play baby.
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That.
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Everywhere I go, there she is,
"Play baby, play baby, play baby."
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I'm sorry, Son, but somebody
has finally found you likable.
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Well, I can't take it anymore.
I'm going to the library.
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- The library?
- Yeah, Dad. It's come to that.
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- Do you even know where the library is?
- I'll find it.
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- She's coming!
- Okay, are you ready with your phone?
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Ready.
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- Oh, hi, Mrs. Wentz.
- Hi, Teddy.
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- Ivy, didn't you hear me?
- No.
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I have been honking and
screaming "Ivy" for 10 minutes.
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That was you?
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I know so many people.
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- Let's go.
- Before that, quick question.
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- What?
- There's a senior boy named Josh
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and he invited Teddy and me to
a party this weekend. Can I go?
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Now, Ivy, you know my policy.
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Unless I've met the
boy, the answer's no.
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And I'm sure Teddy's
mom said the same thing.
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Oh well, actually I
haven't asked my mom yet.
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Oh, hey, why don't I call my mom
at work and see what she says?
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It's ringing.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, Teddy.
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Uh, Mom, I was calling to
see if I can go to a party?
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- Where is it?
- It's at my friend Josh's house.
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You know Josh, right?
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I like that boy. He's very nice.
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So, what do you say?
Can I go to the party?
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Honey, of course you can.
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Thanks, Mom. You're the best.
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All right, I don't want
to keep you. Love you!
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Love you too, honey.
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See?
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Teddy gets to go.
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Well, if it's okay with Amy,
it's okay with me. You can go.
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Thanks, Mom. You're the best.
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I like that boy. He's very nice.
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What was that?
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Oh, I was just doing an
impression of my mom.
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I also do my dad.
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"Teddy, get in here!"
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What is it, Dad? "Who
ate the last donut?"
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You did, Dad.
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Well, we'd better get going.
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Mmm, what smells so good?
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- Hot dogs.
- Oh.
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Nothing makes boiled water smell
better than Amy Duncan's hot dogs.
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This should be good.
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Um, so, Mom,
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I was wondering if I could
go to a party at Josh's house.
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He's this really cute
senior. You don't know him.
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I'm sorry, Teddy, the answer's
no. You know my policy.
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Oh, come on! Ivy's
mom is letting her go.
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- Mary Lou Wentz gave permission?
- Yes.
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Yes, she did. And I can call
her if you want to hear from her.
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I'd love to.
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Hi, Mrs. Wentz, it's Teddy Duncan.
I'm gonna put you on speaker, okay?
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So, Mrs. Wentz, you're
letting Ivy go to that party, right?
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It's okay with me.
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- Are you sure, Mary Lou, because...
- It's okay with me.
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- Really, you're not the least bit...
- It's okay with me.
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Oops, lost her.
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So, can I go to the party?
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Well...
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If it's okay with Mary
Lou, it's okay with me.
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Ooh, thank you, Mommy!
Love you so much.
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Yeah! No one loves Mom
more than when she's saying yes.
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That was an
interesting phone call.
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- Was it?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, it was.
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Having fun yet, kid?
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No, Vern, I am not.
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First time in a crawl space?
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I can't believe my dad
does this for a living.
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I'm really gonna have to
start paying attention in school.
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Shh!
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Uh-oh, rats.
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Rats?
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I thought we were
catching possums.
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Sometimes the critters
make the decisions.
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- Where are the rats?
- All around us.
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Dozens.
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Maybe hundreds.
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Quiet. If they smell
fear, we're both dead.
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That was horrifying.
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Pass the salt, kid.
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Uh, that's termite poison.
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You only put that
on a sandwich once.
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Whoops. Sorry.
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Well, it's nice to
finally meet you.
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Your dad sure
talks about you a lot.
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- He does?
- All the time.
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Goes on and on about you...
How you're smart, driven, popular.
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- He said all that about me?
- Oh, yeah.
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He's very proud.
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Well, lunch break's over, Ted.
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Ted? Ted?
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Oh, Teddy's my sister.
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Oh, then you must be the self-confident,
sharp-as-a-tack mischief-maker.
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That's Gabe.
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Hmm.
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You're the little cutie pie
who just got out of diapers?
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I'm the oldest!
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- PJ?
- Oh, right, of course. PJ.
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- You're the nice one.
- That's it?
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Everyone else is sharp,
smart and adorable
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and I'm just nice?
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I know what'll turn
that frown upside down.
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You get to carry the rat bag.
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- Hi, Amy.
- Hi, Mary Lou! Come on in.
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- Okay.
- What brings you here?
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Ivy forgot her boa.
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Now if she's going to a
party, she needs her boa.
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They just left, but don't worry,
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the leopard-print dress
will be festive enough.
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I gotta say, Amy, I
was a bit surprised,
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you gave Teddy
permission to go to that party.
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Well, I only said yes to Teddy
because you gave Ivy permission first.
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You know how much I respect
you as a mother. Cracker?
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00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:02,417
Oh, thank you.
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00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,542
But you gave Teddy
permission first
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and I said yes because
of how much I respect you.
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Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, best moms ever.
I'm trying to watch my cartoons here.
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I didn't give Teddy
permission first.
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But I heard Teddy
call you at work.
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No, Teddy never called
me at work. I'm confused.
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- Yeah, me too.
- May I enlighten you?
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- Spill it.
- The girls used a phone app
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to make it sound like you each gave
them permission to go to the party.
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- What?
- They didn't!
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Oh, Mary Lou, but they did.
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Now, Mom, so
next time I'm bad...
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we both know there
will be a next time.
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Just remember this moment
when I did something for you.
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They are gonna be in so much
trouble when they get home.
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Why wait till they get home?
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They're not the only ones
who know about apps.
244
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,792
No, they aren't.
245
00:14:57,709 --> 00:14:59,291
What do we know about apps?
246
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:04,125
Well, I have a G.P.S.
app on this phone.
247
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:07,000
That means I can
track Ivy's phone.
248
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,834
- Shall we go to a party?
- Oh...
249
00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:12,250
I'd be "appy" to.
250
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:24,375
Hello?
251
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:26,625
Teddy dear, Gabe here.
252
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,583
Before I share the news,
253
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:31,208
let's remember this moment
the next time I need a favor.
254
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:35,041
Why do all of your calls start
with the same creepy question?
255
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:40,166
Mom and Mrs. Wentz know
all about the phony phone calls.
256
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,667
What? How'd they find out?
257
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:46,291
That part remains
a mystery. Anywho...
258
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:48,959
they're tracking you on
G.P.S. and heading your way.
259
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:51,667
What? Our moms are
tracking us on G.P.S.
260
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,917
G.P.S.? They're not
supposed to know about that.
261
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:58,083
Oh, gosh, thanks,
Gabe. I owe you one.
262
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,875
So it would seem.
263
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:15,500
There you are.
264
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,166
I think Charlie wants
to play baby with you.
265
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,583
She keeps going, "Gabe, Gabe!"
266
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:23,667
She can say it all she
wants. It's not gonna happen.
267
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:27,208
I'm sick of her and I'm
sick of that stupid doll.
268
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:36,959
Oh, Charlie, come on! I didn't
mean it. I was just Gabe being Gabe.
269
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,959
Hey, there he is!
How'd it go today?
270
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,250
The highlight of my day
271
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:47,875
was carrying a bag of rats.
272
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:53,792
Vern must like you because he's
awful particular about his rat bag.
273
00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:57,875
Vern told me what
you said about us kids.
274
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,375
- What'd I say?
- That everyone else is so great
275
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,417
and I'm just nice.
276
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:07,250
So? You're nice,
what's wrong with that?
277
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:10,917
So "nice" is what your friend calls the
ugly girl he wants you to go out with.
278
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,625
Is that all I am to you...
279
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,667
an ugly girl?
280
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,375
Oh, this is so exciting...
281
00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:27,250
Going after the perps.
282
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:32,709
- Wait, the girls are turning around.
- What?
283
00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:34,750
Looks like they're
headed back to your house.
284
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:39,166
Hold on to your purse, Mary
Lou. We're making a u-ey.
285
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,041
Oh, yeah!
286
00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:46,667
- You know what would be great?
- What?
287
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:49,000
If we had a siren
and a flashing light.
288
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,458
They got apps for everything.
289
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:03,333
Hey.
290
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,291
- I think we gotta talk.
- I'm not in the mood.
291
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:11,417
Oh, that wasn't very nice.
292
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:17,417
Oh come on. When I said you
were nice that was a compliment.
293
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,340
That was the best thing
you could say about me?
294
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:20,959
I think that says a lot.
295
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:24,041
Look, PJ...
296
00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:27,709
as a father, the most
important thing to me...
297
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,375
is that my kids
are good people...
298
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:34,333
Kind-hearted, genuinely
concerned about other people.
299
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:36,333
Nice.
300
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:41,709
Hey, by that standard you're
the kid I'm most proud of.
301
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,250
- Really?
- Really.
302
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,125
Thanks, Dad.
303
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,500
Hey, thank you for helping
me out on the job today.
304
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:53,583
Oh, yeah.
305
00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:55,917
Uh, you know, I was kinda...
306
00:18:56,625 --> 00:19:01,083
hoping maybe someday we
could make that a permanent thing.
307
00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,250
"Duncan and Son."
308
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:09,250
Oh! That reminds me...
Better hit those books.
309
00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:16,500
Well, that wasn't nice at all.
310
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:30,375
Oh, what are you two doing
here? Did the party end early?
311
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:32,375
No, we decided not to go.
312
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:34,417
The truth is...
313
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:38,125
we tricked you into giving us
permission to go to the party.
314
00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:39,500
Did you now?
315
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,583
Yes, I'm ashamed to say we did.
316
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:48,250
But, on the way there something
made us change our minds.
317
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,000
And what's that?
318
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,208
We saw the grape
juice billboard.
319
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,460
You know the one where
the girl is hugging her mom
320
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,041
because she's so
happy with the juice?
321
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:02,250
"Grape moms think
alike," I'm familiar with it.
322
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:08,125
Anyway that got us to thinking
about how wonderful you two are
323
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,125
and we talked it over and
agreed that you deserved better
324
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,625
and decided not to go.
325
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,458
It's true.
326
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:24,083
Anyway, we know you're
probably gonna punish us,
327
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,125
but we're okay with that.
328
00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:32,417
Well, we can talk
about that later.
329
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:37,667
I'm really proud that
you guys told us the truth.
330
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:39,959
I am too.
331
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,333
Darn you for raising us so well.
332
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,208
It's what I do.
333
00:20:57,583 --> 00:21:00,041
Hey, Ivy, I'm on my
way out. Are you here?
334
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,667
I'm right in front
of your house.
335
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,792
Are you sure it's
not too late to go?
336
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:06,542
Oh, girlfriend, these
senior parties go all night.
337
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:09,250
- Going somewhere?
- Back to bed.
338
00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:10,709
You got that right.
339
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:15,083
Caught by Mom. Can't go.
340
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:18,667
- If you're not going, I'm not going.
- You got that right.
341
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,250
Hi, Charlie.
342
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:35,750
Charlie, come on.
343
00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,625
How many times do I
have to say I'm sorry?
344
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,625
What is it gonna take
for you to forgive me?
345
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:45,625
You baby.
346
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:47,667
"You baby"?
347
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,250
What does that mean?
348
00:21:53,959 --> 00:21:56,500
Well, Charlie, I don't know
how you got him to do that,
349
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,417
but thank you. We'll be
enjoying this for years.
350
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,250
Now say good luck, Charlie.
351
00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:07,333
Do you want me to spit up?
'Cause I'm not afraid to go there.
352
00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:10,208
Cranky baby.
353
00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:20,417
We got the house surrounded.
Come out with your hands up.
354
00:22:23,834 --> 00:22:26,083
Hey, how's it going? Good, good.
355
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:28,417
Okay, remember a few weeks
ago I mentioned something
356
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,375
about cashing in my favors?
357
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:34,208
Well, today's the day.
You two never saw me.
358
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,291
Bye-bye now.
359
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:40,000
Come in.
360
00:22:41,834 --> 00:22:43,500
He's upstairs, boys.
361
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:50,917
- Why'd you give him up, Mom?
- He didn't do the dishes.
362
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,625
Don't cross mama.
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