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Hello, I'm Aris. I'm from Los Angeles,
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California. I'm 40 years old, 5'7, and
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I'll be auditioning for the role of
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Coach Kevin.
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Hi, I'm Harris. I'm 40 years old. I'm 5'
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9 in. based in LA.
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Uh, back in the day I was in an Old
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Spice commercial. Maybe you've seen it.
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Um,
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Good day. This is Aris. I'm 40 years
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old. I'm based in Southern California.
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I'm 5' 11 in 6 feet on a good day.
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Um, I'm also a Virgo, the youngest of
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three siblings.
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something I'm passionate about. Being
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remembered,
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being good or doing good, maybe uh
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I want to be one of the greats. What
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happened, Bellow? Why you crying again?
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I know, vampire, right? I will sure you
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die, Edward. I will sure you die. That's
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why I'm auditioning for the role of
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Coach Kevin.
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Good afternoon.
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>> Good afternoon, Harris. This is Sid, the
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writer and director of the movie. I'm
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calling in today just to see if you were
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real.
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>> What do you mean?
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>> I mean, we loved your audition tape.
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>> You were so wacky. I just had to call in
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to see if you were real.
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Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Well, here I am.
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>> Well, hey, look, we loved your look and
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your mannerisms, but there was just one
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problem.
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>> Huh?
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>> Yeah. You forgot to do the rest of the
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audition.
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>> You told us your name, but then you
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start ranking the different seasons of
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the Power Rangers. Seriously, who does
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that?
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That doesn't sound like me. You know
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what? I I think I may have gotten the
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audition tapes mixed up because, you
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know, I I've been applying for so many
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roles. I I think I sent you the audition
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tape for the Power Rangers movie at
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Warner Brothers.
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>> Ah, okay. Well,
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that makes sense, I guess.
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>> So, yeah. How can I, you know, how can I
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help you today?
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>> If you could just do the audition with
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the sides that we provided, that'd be
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great. Oh yeah, sure. I I can send that
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in. No problem.
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>> You know, actually, if you could just do
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the audition now while I have you,
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that'd be fantastic.
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>> Okay. Yeah.
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Let me just get into character.
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Hello.
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Oh my god. I I'm so sorry. I think my
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internet is cutting out.
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>> This is so embarrassing. I think it'd be
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easier if I sent you a video later.
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Okay. Okay. Bye.
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What up, Oh,
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>> dude, leave me alone.
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>> How'd the audition take go?
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>> Good. Really, really good. Like, really
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good. Like better than anything you've
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ever done at your job.
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>> You sure you want me to get you a job at
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the office?
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>> Dude, I don't need you to hold my hand
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like mom does. Besides, I'm about to
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land a big role in a serious movie.
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>> No
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>> No
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Hey, I'm proud of you, man. I know Sib
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will be proud of you, too.
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Hi, I'm Aeris. I'm 40 years young. I'm
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5'7.
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I'm the youngest of three siblings.
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Fun fact, growing up, my family and I
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used to play baseball together a lot.
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And uh oh, I almost forgot the last
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question. Something I'm passionate
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about.
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I'm really passionate about film making.
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I think being remembered for like a
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really long time after you're gone is
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really
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really amazing.
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>> Like it's the best way you can
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immortalize yourself.
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>> So that's why I'm auditioning for the
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role of Coach Kevin.
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So, what are we going to do? Huh? We
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can't just keep running away from this.
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Baseball is our life. I won't back down
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from No. No. It's football. Football.
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Let's do it again.
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So, what are we going to do? Huh? We
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can't just keep running away from this.
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Football is our life.
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I won't back down from this Notre Dame
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hottheads.
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Now, are you with me or not?
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>> Hey, Sid. What's up?
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>> Hi, Aris. Uh, just calling in, checking
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up on you about the audition. I haven't
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heard back in a while.
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>> Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm doing it right
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now. You actually call me in the middle
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of it.
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>> Oh, wow. Okay, great. Well, do you have
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time? Maybe since we're already here.
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>> Time for what?
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>> For the audition. I have time now if you
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do. We're just really interested in
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having you, but we need to decide
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tonight.
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>> Tonight?
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>> Tonight? It's down to you and one other
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guy, and the other guy is hungry. So, if
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you could do the audition while I have
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you, that'd be fantastic.
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>> Um,
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>> it's not a problem, right? You're an
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actor, aren't you?
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>> Well, are you or are you not an actor?
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>> I am an actor. I am an actor.
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>> Oh, you are? Okay, good. That's good.
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You know, look, we're really pulling for
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you here. This could be your shot at
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greatness.
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>> I didn't call you at a bad time, did I?
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I mean, you're not driving while taking
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this call, are you?
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>> No. No, not at all. I'm at my home
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office.
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>> Oh, thank God. No offense, but you
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orientals are the worst at driving.
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>> Anyway, are you ready?
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So, what are we going to do? Huh?
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We can't just keep running away from
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this. Football is our life.
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I won't back down from this Notre Dame
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hottheads.
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Now, are you with me or not?
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>> I think maybe the tone is off. Uh,
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do you think you can maybe do it again
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with a different tone?
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>> A different tone?
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>> Yeah, you know, tone. Just try it.
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>> Sure, I know tone. Okay,
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let's try it with a different town. Why
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not?
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So, what are we going to do? Huh?
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We can't just keep running away from
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this. Football is our life.
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I won't back down from those not
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hottheads.
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So, are you with me or not?
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>> So, what are we going to do? Huh?
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We can't just keep running away from
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this. Football is our life. What are we
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going to do? I'll tell you what we're
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going to do, We're going to
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them. Yeah, that's what we're going
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to do. We're going to
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them up.
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Last one. You ready? You're doing great.
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Last one, huh?
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>> Okay, how about we try a little
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improvisation this time?
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>> I love it. Let's go. Come on.
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>> I can't do this anymore. Don't you get
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it?
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What if I'm not good enough?
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What if I was never good at this to
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begin with?
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>> Keep going. You told me that this was my
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shot at greatness,
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that this would make me immortal.
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But we're all going to end up in the
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same place one day, and all of this will
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disappear.
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Maybe I don't need the world to remember
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me.
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Maybe
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just remembering her
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is enough.
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>> ARIS, I have good news.
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>> Oh, yeah. What's that?
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>> We won the roll. Congratulations.
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>> That's cool.
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Aris,
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what are you doing?
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>> I'm going to hang up on you. Then I'm
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going to go play baseball with my
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brother.
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>> What about the role? This is a real
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movie. What are you going to go crawl
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back to your old Spice commercials?
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>> You know what you should do with that
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roll? You should take that roll and
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shove it up your old racist ass.
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Yeah. All up in that ass.
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Those Old Spice commercials were good
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enough for me.
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I now
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it's
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nothing.
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