All language subtitles for The.Immoral.Mr.Teas.1959.(Russ Meyer - Comedy).720p.x264-Classics

For years man has retreated back

to nature to make peace with himself.

Back where the sight of greenery
against an azure blue sky,

the sweet, fresh,
salt smell of the tide

gently kissing the sandy shore,

the peaceful birds
gathering to keep company

to a bit of seaweed
from some distant land.

the ancient rocks standing
immobile against the horizon,

the gently bubbling brook running
down the back of a friendly mountain

caressed by the heavenly leaves
of a gracefully bending tree

can help him forget

the mad, impetuous, senseless,

driving buzzle of the
city with its traffic,

its sirens and its speed.

Modern living is driving
an ambitious civilization

ever forward to higher buildings,

automatic autos,

more potent pills,

bigger stomach aches,

quicker liquor,

faster freeways
and tighter underwear.

But the common man,

the simple, uncluttered fellow
who merely lives from day to day,

what is he doing?

What is he thinking?

And where, I ask you,
where is he going?

THE IMMORAL MR. TEAS

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Who knows what mission
the average man

may set upon as he
greets each new day?

Who knows what fate may befall him

in this helter skelter
world in which we live?

The common man on a mission

together with an unobtrusive,
inconspicuous brown suitcase

strapped to a bycicle.

Delivering radio-active isotopes

to speed research that will make

our country invincible
against enemy attack?

Or information,
perhaps, that will aid

our vast system of counter-espionage?

Modern man must find
his place in society

and diligently pursue his objective,

never wavering from the appointed
task for which he has been chosen

never shirking his duty or letting
outside interferences deter him.

REST ROOM

Modern man must, in the
course of his endeavors,

always keep his eyes on the future

for who knows how the windy zappers

of fate may twist
and cross two lives?

But what does man think of
when the toils of day are ended?

His mind can turn to nobler thoughts:

books, music, poetry, companionship.

And so ends another day,

another seeming eternity in
the complex scheme of things.

But all work and no play
makes Willy a dull boy.

In fact, it makes anybody dull.

That's why you'll find modern man

leaving the hustle
of the city to escape

where the gentler sounds of nature

beckon him to rest a while

and seriously ponder his problems

unhindered by the
bothersome distractions

that ordinarily harass him.

And so ends a day of meditation,

a day of communion with nature.

Tomorrow the grind of labor
will be lessened, perhaps,

by the fond memories
that will linger.

Tomorrow, another
dull day like the last.

Another dull day like the last?

Or has the pressure of modern
living begun its insidious task

of breaking down the moral fiber
of our indomitable Mr. Teas?

Psychiatry. A friendly oasis

in the vast desert of
masculine frustration.

The minute examination of the mind to
discover the underlying mental causes

producing certain mental
and nervous disorders.

But, as difficult as
is modern civilization,

equally as forceful is the
spirit of modern medicine.

A few words of friendly assurance

and once again the step is forceful

and Mr. Teas is on with
newfound confidence.

Occasionally, of course, the need for
more than one day's rest will arrive,

a pleasant prescription easily
and pleasantly administered.

Perhaps a different
locale will suffice

in bringing peace
to the fevered brow.

Solitude is undoubtedly the answer.

Exercise, the use
of the proper muscles

and fresh air to clear
the action of celebration.

If the thoughts of the working
day continue to plague one,

concentrating on random
facts is occasionally helpful.

Psychiatrists have
stated that relaxation

is aided by remembering
useless figures,

numbers, dates and places.

Doctors have stated for many years

that sunshine,
in measured quantities,

has a very beneficial
effect on the human body.

Sunshine also is
important to photosynthesis

and evaporation, which
eventually leads to rainfall.

The density of water is
64.4 pounds per cubic foot.

Water was one of the most important
earlier means of transportation.

The sea has, for years, fascinated
the roving instincts in man.

All kinds of cargo can
be shipped by water.

In fact, the United States exports

more tonnage per year
than any other country.

Equally as varied as the
cargo is the different

types of power available
for propelling watercraft.

Many famous discoveries
were made by seagoing men.

Columbus, Magellan were two.
But there are many others.

For it is a natural instinct
in man to discover and conquer,

to plant his staff in new soil

and acquaint himself with
the natives of the area.

Bathing, a custom that
we all accept today,

was frowned upon, strangely
enough, by our early forebears.

They thought it was vain and sinful.

Now we all take pleasure
in this pleasant pastime.

Rubber was invented in 1873

and has been used in a
variety of ways since then.

More than one sturdy
chassis has been supported

by the dependable strength of rubber.

Yes, man has come a
long way since he spent

his time idling
uselessly in the trees.

And, too,
he's progressed tremendously

since he climbed down from the trees

and trod uncertainly
on the shores and waters

with the flora and the fauna,
the mammals and the reptiles.

Speaking of reptiles, there are
many varieties of poisonous snakes.

Most of them are found
on the dark continent,

but we have a few at home, too.

The outboard motor has
brought a renewed interest

in water sports in this country.

Every year more and
more marine enthusiasts

flock to the shores of
our lakes and streams

for exercise and helpful relaxation.

The guitar, as we know it today,

came about as a result of many types
of earlier stringed instruments.

There was first the harp, the
lute, then the zither and mandolin.

The guitar is a very
sensitive instrument,

with G being the third string,

and is played over a system of frets.

Sensitive men have been fretting
over G - strings for years.

Advertisers have found that

the women of America
are keenly interested

in the type of soap they use.

In fact, the men of America have
a keen interest in the product

and how it is used also.

The fish that got away.
A small frustration.

Yet frustrations must be
relieved or they can grow.

That was a fish, wasn't it?

Well? Wasn't it?

Still confused, perhaps?

More random facts to ease the mind:

Communion with nature simply
must bring relief, mustn't it?

Of course it must!

The lingerie manufacturers have
made a fortune in recent years

with innovations in styling and
new synthetic silks and rayons.

Women are deeply interested
in their undergarments.

As a matter of fact, who isn't?

If frustration persists, modern man

can at least be thankful for the
advances in modern psychiatry.

On the other hand, some
men just enjoy being sick.

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