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[upbeat bluesy music]
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♪ ♪
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- [sighs]
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I can't tell which angle
makes it scream,
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"Hey, welcome to a modern,
cool speakeasy!"
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- Well, from any angle,
I'm pretty sure it's screaming,
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"Hey, I'm a chair!
I shouldn't even be talking."
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- I just want every detail
of our speakeasy
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to be perfect, you know?
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I got this vintage record
player at a garage sale.
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Oh, and this vintage coffee
table at another garage sale.
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Oh, and those pillows?
- Garage sale.
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- Actually,
I got those on Etsy.
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- Oh.
- [sighs]
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I just want it to be special,
you know?
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It's my baby.
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- Aw. It is special.
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You should feel
real good about it.
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- I'll feel better
once our lighting is finished.
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- Step ahead of you, sister.
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- [squeals]
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- I had the electrician
install it over the weekend.
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- Thank you, Bobbie.
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- You're welcome.
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- I don't know what I'd do
without you.
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- Oh, you're doing great.
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Only thing to keep in mind
moving forward
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is to keep a cool head.
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Nothing to get worked up about.
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- Hey, guys, hide the hooch.
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The fuzz is here.
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Oh, yeah.
Just a little speakeasy humor.
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It's the health inspector.
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- The health inspector?
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Wh--that's not until Wednesday!
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- Remember me?
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Monica Ulrich,
Department of Health,
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badge number...
all: 168.
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- Yep, yep, yep.
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Monica, what are you
doing here?
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- I'll be performing
the health inspection
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for this space on Wednesday.
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I'd like you to have this
paperwork filled out by then.
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- We didn't have to do this
last time.
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- Well, I wanted to get here
ahead of time
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to tell you that, unofficially,
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I'm really looking forward
to spending time with you
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as just one of the gals.
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You know, gal time.
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- Why?
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- Well, during
our last encounter,
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I felt that the staff and I had
developed an easygoing rapport.
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- Did I work here then?
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- [laughs] She's just kidding.
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Of course we did.
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- I'm relieved it's mutual.
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Well, I guess
I'll see you gals Wednesday!
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[laughs]
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Have a good day.
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- I don't know
what that badge does,
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but I never want one.
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- Bobbie, are you sure
you're going to be OK
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with Monica doing
the inspection?
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- Of course. Why wouldn't I be?
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- Um, the last time
she was here,
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all she did was
flirt with Emmett.
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Her nickname for him
was Hot Sauce.
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- [laughs]
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I'll be fine.
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- You sure?
- Of course I'm sure.
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Now let's get downstairs
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and open that other business
that we're running.
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- OK.
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- Ooh.
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Crap. I'm going to need that.
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♪ Sometimes it feels
like a big ol' fight ♪
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♪ To get through the day ♪
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♪ And sleep on
through the night ♪
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♪ But here
you'll find a place ♪
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♪ That'll surely
lift your spirits ♪
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♪ You belong
at Happy's Place ♪
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- [gasps] Oh!
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Did my birthday come early?
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Who sent me two front row seats
to "Mamma Mia!"?
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- They're addressed to Emmett.
- Ugh.
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How dare he go to a musical
without me?
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- Maybe he wants to only hear
the actors sing.
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- I mouth the words.
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- Yeah, and a lot of sound
comes out.
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- Oh, there he is.
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The dancing king.
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- What?
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- Your "Mamma Mia!"
tickets came.
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You know you can get those
by email.
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- I got those for me and Bobbie
when we were together.
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- Sorry.
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Are you still going to go?
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- No.
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- Well, these are great seats,
and I love ABBA.
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Could I maybe buy them
from you?
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- No.
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Just 'cause
I'm not going to use them
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doesn't mean you can.
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- Wow. [laughs]
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And I thought
you guys were friends.
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- Did you do something?
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- Ooh, ooh.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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- Yes, you in the back.
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- Well, maybe he's mad at you
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because you blabbed his secret
and Bobbie broke up with him.
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- Why is he attacking me?
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I didn't blab his secret.
Takoda did.
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He should be attacking Takoda.
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- You're a real profile
in courage, Steve.
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- Well, I don't know if this
will make you feel any better,
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but the important thing is,
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no one's mad at me.
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- She's wrong.
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I hate her.
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[upbeat bluesy music]
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♪ ♪
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[whirring]
- Eat it.
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- Hey, Bobbie, I was--
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uh-oh.
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You're shredding.
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You only do that
when you're upset.
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Is it Monica?
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- No, it's your paycheck.
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Of course it's Monica.
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- If it really bothers you,
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I'm sure there's some way
we can get rid of her.
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- She won't fit
in the shredder.
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But really, I have no right
to interfere.
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I was the one that said Emmett
and I should just be friends.
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- Technically true.
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But if Emmett and Monica
start to date,
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you're going to have
to see that every day.
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We can't have
a health inspector here.
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She'll probably make me stop
feeding the alley cats.
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- Those are raccoons.
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- [gasps]
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She's shredding.
- Mm-hmm.
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She's upset because she thinks
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Monica and Emmett
will start dating,
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and then they'll,
you know, mm...
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[imitating kissing] Mm-mm-mm.
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- OK. I don't love the visual.
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And I don't love
the sound effects.
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- It makes complete sense,
Bobbie, OK?
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Just because you two are
no longer dating
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doesn't mean you want to see
him with someone else, OK?
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So what do you want
to do about it?
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- I don't think there's
anything we can do about it.
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- Look.
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Emmett goes fishing
on Wednesdays
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and doesn't get back
until noon,
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so that means all we have to do
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is get Monica in and out
in an hour.
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- There's three problems
with that.
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The first two are you and you.
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- What do you mean?
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- Well, Isabella likes to brag
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about everything she's done
to the speakeasy--
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impressive, but time-consuming.
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- Accurate, yet hurtful.
- Yeah.
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- And, Gabby, there's a reason
your name is Gabby.
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You can't stand silence.
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- That is not true.
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Somebody speak!
- OK.
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If we're going to get rid
of Monica in record time,
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you two need to zip it.
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- OK.
- OK. We promise.
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- [grunting]
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- Now, what was
the third issue?
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- Oh, yeah, Steve.
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There's no way
he's going to rush out
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the health inspector.
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Shoot, the selfies alone
will take 40 minutes.
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- Don't you worry.
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I'll talk to Steve.
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Not overtalk--
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just the right amount.
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♪ ♪
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.
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[upbeat bluesy music]
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- Hey, remember when you said
that Emmett wasn't mad at you?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mamma Mia, were you wrong.
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- Leave him alone.
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You don't know anything.
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- Well, you know,
my name is Gabby
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because I hear things.
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- Wait.
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What did you hear?
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- I overheard Emmett
talking to Isabella,
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and he said that
he can never trust you again.
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- [scoffs]
I'm totally trustworthy.
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Takoda's the one
you can't trust.
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- Watch it, Steve.
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You only got one friend left.
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- You know what you have to do.
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You have to talk to Emmett.
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- Talk to the king
of not talking?
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There are mimes that talk
more than Emmett.
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- Listen,
if I've learned anything
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about getting men to talk,
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it's that you've got
to trap them first.
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- I guess we could corner him
in the kitchen after our shift.
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- Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
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You've got to get him
someplace away from work--
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you know, where there's
no distractions.
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Hey.
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I know.
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Emmett goes fishing
every Wednesday morning.
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You could trap him
at the fishing shack.
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- Or you can just shove me
headfirst into an outhouse,
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get it over with.
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- No, no, no.
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You want him
in his comfort zone.
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And you know,
don't confront him too quickly.
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Really take your time.
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- You know, I never say this,
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but I think Gabby's right.
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- You know,
I've never said this,
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but let's go
to a fishing shack.
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[upbeat bluesy music]
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♪ ♪
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- You know,
if you wanted me to come--
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- No talking, no bragging.
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We got to get her out of here.
- OK.
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- You doing OK over there?
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- I'll tell you when I'm done.
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- Done.
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♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun ♪
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Hey, Monica, if you need
to get a closer look,
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I could come over there
and just lift you right up,
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you know?
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- Not necessary.
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If I need, I have a ladder
in my Toyota Tundra.
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- Tundra.
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Icy tundra.
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Cold.
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Brrr.
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Icy.
- What are you doing?
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- I don't know.
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- Get over there.
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- Now, this wood is
original to the building.
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Has it been fireproofed?
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- Yes.
Fireproofed and up to code.
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I kept the original
wood look because--
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- Because that's
the end of that story.
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[laughs]
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- Although from
an aesthetic standpoint,
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much more went into it.
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- Will someone escort me
to the refrigeration system?
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- It's right over here
on the other side of the bar
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right next to
the still-quiet Gabby.
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00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:22,722
- Oh.
261
00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,057
Oh, there's my glasses.
262
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,059
Oh, oh. [laughs]
263
00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,961
I don't know.
264
00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:30,889
- OK, refrigerator is here,
265
00:10:30,955 --> 00:10:32,790
and the temperature gauge is
right there.
266
00:10:32,857 --> 00:10:35,602
- It's a refurbished
1957 Philco--
267
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,936
incredibly authentic.
268
00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:39,797
You see, these are
the kinds of touches...
269
00:10:39,898 --> 00:10:41,474
I'll keep to myself.
270
00:10:43,201 --> 00:10:45,645
- OK, the gauge is in range,
271
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:49,582
and that checks the last item
off the list.
272
00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:50,917
- Are we done?
273
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,619
- We have successfully
completed
274
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,786
the health inspection.
275
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:54,921
- Oh.
276
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,648
That's a record, even for you.
277
00:10:56,748 --> 00:10:58,758
- Yeah.
Best health inspector ever.
278
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,493
- This girl.
- OK.
279
00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,964
- I'd like to acknowledge
your professionalism
280
00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:07,433
keeping the chatter
and personal anecdotes
281
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,335
to a minimum.
282
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:12,138
- Your time is valuable,
and we respect that.
283
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,440
- So get out of here!
284
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,501
- And don't let
the Prohibition era-style
285
00:11:16,601 --> 00:11:18,636
sliding gate hit you
on the way out.
286
00:11:19,938 --> 00:11:23,082
- Personally, I wanted
to hurry things along--
287
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,817
- And we appreciate that.
- Let me finish, Bobbie.
288
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,019
- OK.
289
00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:27,587
- I wanted
to hurry things along
290
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:30,748
so we could transition
into gal time.
291
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,091
- Gal time?
292
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,826
That's really a thing?
- Well, yes.
293
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,253
Well, now that my badge is off,
294
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,596
I don't want you to think of me
295
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,798
as Monica Ulrich,
Department of Health.
296
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,091
I want you to think of me
297
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:43,102
as Monica Ulrich,
Department of Friends!
298
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,537
♪ ♪
299
00:11:47,899 --> 00:11:48,041
.
300
00:11:48,224 --> 00:11:50,034
[upbeat bluesy music]
301
00:11:50,134 --> 00:11:51,711
[footsteps tapping]
302
00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:55,607
- Who's out there?
303
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,318
I'm armed.
304
00:11:58,418 --> 00:11:59,485
- Don't shoot.
305
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,778
It's Steve.
306
00:12:00,812 --> 00:12:04,315
- Who's hiding behind Takoda.
307
00:12:04,382 --> 00:12:06,225
- Hey, buddy.
308
00:12:09,287 --> 00:12:11,314
- What the hell are you two
doing out here?
309
00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:12,498
- Can we come in?
310
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:13,900
There's a lot of mosquitoes,
and I think
311
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,860
they're attracted
to my hand cream.
312
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,359
- Oh. Nice fishing shack, man.
- Yeah.
313
00:12:23,393 --> 00:12:26,304
I love what you haven't done
to the place.
314
00:12:26,337 --> 00:12:27,513
- I'll say it again.
315
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,906
What the hell are y'all
doing out here?
316
00:12:29,007 --> 00:12:30,316
- What do you mean?
317
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,085
I'm just a dude
that loves a place
318
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:35,713
with fish and worms
and--ugh, fish and worms.
319
00:12:37,415 --> 00:12:39,258
- We wanted to apologize.
320
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:40,193
- Huh.
321
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,386
For coming here?
322
00:12:41,486 --> 00:12:42,353
I accept.
323
00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:43,846
See you later.
324
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,499
- No.
325
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,836
For me telling Isabella
that you knew about her.
326
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,530
- I mean, technically,
I'm the one who told you,
327
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,931
so I'm also to blame.
328
00:12:53,998 --> 00:12:55,908
But you know,
just a little less.
329
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,311
- Yeah, I know.
330
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:01,381
When I told you that,
I put you in a terrible spot,
331
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,983
just like Happy did me.
332
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:08,287
- I'm glad you don't blame us,
but something's going on.
333
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,208
- You know why I come out here?
334
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:13,793
- The ambience?
335
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,354
- The quiet.
336
00:13:16,387 --> 00:13:20,133
So if you can't stay quiet,
head out.
337
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,300
- OK.
338
00:13:24,395 --> 00:13:26,773
Wait. We're staying?
339
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:29,809
[upbeat bluesy music]
340
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,536
- So I said to the manager,
341
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,047
"Your waiter's not wearing
any shoes!"
342
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:35,415
And he says to me--
343
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,741
true story, hand to God--
- I believe you.
344
00:13:36,808 --> 00:13:37,734
I believe you.
345
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,786
- And he says to me,
"That's OK.
346
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,813
He serves the food
with his hands."
347
00:13:41,879 --> 00:13:43,147
Oh, no!
348
00:13:43,247 --> 00:13:45,992
[laughter]
349
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,927
- Who knew there'd be
so many funny stories
350
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,587
about being a health inspector?
351
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,930
- I know.
- So many.
352
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:53,299
So very many.
353
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,801
- I got a million of 'em.
354
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,661
- Yeah. I know.
We've heard 'em.
355
00:13:56,761 --> 00:13:57,929
- Oh, man.
356
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,072
You know, this would be
so much more fun
357
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:00,573
if we were drinking.
358
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,842
Can we please start drinking?
359
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,093
- Oh!
360
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,312
I'd love to imbibe
in some spirits.
361
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,773
Hey, as long as you don't
serve them with your feet!
362
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,266
Oh, sha-ding!
363
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:17,290
- OK, well,
we don't want to keep you.
364
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,224
So here we go.
- Yeah, yeah.
365
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,350
- No, but wait, wait, wait.
366
00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:21,018
What about you guys? Come on.
367
00:14:21,119 --> 00:14:24,397
You must have some hilarious
stories about working here.
368
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,399
- Ah, no.
- No.
369
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,334
- Not--not really.
370
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,469
- Oh, come on.
371
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,470
It's a bar.
372
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,029
Surely there were some hijinks.
373
00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:34,632
- No. We pride ourselves
in no hijinks.
374
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:35,633
Yep.
375
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:39,212
No hijinks and no quiche.
376
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:40,705
- No.
377
00:14:40,805 --> 00:14:42,281
- Really?
- Yeah.
378
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,717
- Nothing?
- Nah.
379
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,620
- OK, well,
then I have one more.
380
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,489
- Oh, yay.
381
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,257
- No, this one,
you're going to find hilarious.
382
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,959
- OK.
- OK.
383
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,844
I get pretty lonely,
384
00:14:54,877 --> 00:14:57,029
because I don't have
any friends.
385
00:14:57,096 --> 00:15:02,160
And I actually thought
that I might find some here.
386
00:15:02,226 --> 00:15:04,403
How--how funny is that?
387
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,243
- Not exactly hilarious.
388
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,079
- Wait a minute, Monica.
389
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:17,517
You know, Daddy always said
that Happy's was a place
390
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,485
where no one should feel alone.
391
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,654
It's a place where
everybody knows your name.
392
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,347
- Wait. Wasn't that "Cheers"?
393
00:15:23,414 --> 00:15:24,690
I think that--
394
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,527
- Let me finish, Monica.
395
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,595
It's here too.
396
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,264
I'd like for you to stay.
397
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,934
- What about you two?
398
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,569
Do you want me to stay?
399
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,437
- Yeah, I do.
400
00:15:40,164 --> 00:15:41,407
- Me too.
401
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,576
Sha-ding! Ha!
402
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,571
[upbeat bluesy music]
403
00:15:46,671 --> 00:15:49,866
♪ ♪
404
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,207
- What are you doing?
405
00:15:58,274 --> 00:15:59,625
- I'm organizing.
406
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,060
I'd do this alphabetically,
407
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,254
but I have no idea
what they're called.
408
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,399
- Wow.
409
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,067
I was wrong.
410
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,337
You're being quiet,
and you're still a problem.
411
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,638
Get out.
412
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,725
- We're worried about you, man.
413
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,413
- Thought you were worried
I was mad at you.
414
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,582
- Even if you're not mad at us,
415
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,809
we can tell that
something's bothering you.
416
00:16:24,909 --> 00:16:26,978
- We just want to know
what's going on.
417
00:16:27,044 --> 00:16:28,654
- I don't feel like talking.
418
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:29,881
- Why?
419
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,424
- Because I don't feel like it.
420
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,759
- Well, we're not leaving until
you tell us what's going on.
421
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:34,961
Right, Takoda?
422
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,329
- Right.
423
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,032
- So why won't you talk to us?
424
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:44,670
- Because talking
ruined everything.
425
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:49,091
♪ ♪
426
00:16:52,828 --> 00:16:53,012
.
427
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:56,115
- What do you mean,
"Talking ruined everything"?
428
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,783
- Because Happy told me
his secret,
429
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,085
and then he died.
430
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:00,978
Then I tell Bobbie his secret,
431
00:17:01,012 --> 00:17:02,522
and then she leaves me.
432
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,391
So you guys add all that up.
433
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,226
What's the problem?
434
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:08,527
- Talking?
435
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:09,987
- Bingo.
- No.
436
00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:11,589
Emmett, I'm sorry
that happened,
437
00:17:11,689 --> 00:17:13,466
but I don't think
talking is the problem.
438
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,334
You lost two
of the most important people
439
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:19,272
in your life, people
you felt safe opening up to.
440
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,098
- You need to open up
to somebody, man.
441
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,325
- I'm fine.
442
00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:23,676
- No, you're not.
443
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,212
You were, but then
something happened.
444
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:32,818
- I guess it was when
those theater tickets arrived,
445
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,854
it hit me.
446
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,214
This thing with Bobbie,
447
00:17:37,281 --> 00:17:38,891
it's not going to blow over.
448
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,229
We're not going
to get back together.
449
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,265
- I really hoped you would.
450
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,725
- Me too.
451
00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:49,035
- Yeah.
452
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:53,272
Well, I don't know
what I'm going to do.
453
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:56,242
- I do.
454
00:17:56,309 --> 00:18:00,513
You're going to move on,
which will be hard.
455
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,481
- And you'll still have us
to talk to.
456
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,875
- Although maybe
in a different place.
457
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,255
- Hey.
458
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,373
You want to learn
how to whittle?
459
00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:11,582
- No.
460
00:18:11,649 --> 00:18:13,292
But I'll sweep up.
461
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,219
- Deal.
462
00:18:15,252 --> 00:18:16,862
Watch out for
the fish heads down there.
463
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,323
- Ohh.
464
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:22,101
They're looking at me.
465
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:26,172
♪ ♪
466
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,407
[laughter]
467
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,742
- I get it.
468
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,778
- Monica, you're a hoot.
469
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,180
- Thanks for
getting me to stay.
470
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:35,481
- I'm glad you did.
471
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,116
- Yeah, we all are.
472
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:40,319
- I just get so insecure
and start spinning out
473
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,446
about, you know,
not having any friends
474
00:18:42,513 --> 00:18:45,616
and not being liked
and being unlucky in love
475
00:18:45,683 --> 00:18:47,243
and, you know, dying alone.
476
00:18:47,276 --> 00:18:50,496
- Oh, yeah, I--
477
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,665
- Sounds to me like
you're borrowing trouble.
478
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,525
And I should know,
because I've been doing that
479
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:55,835
a lot lately.
480
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,436
- Honestly, me too.
481
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,438
I keep worrying that
something's going to go wrong
482
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:02,274
with the speakeasy
and then it'll be a big failure
483
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,743
and the tavern will go bankrupt
484
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:07,246
and I'll lose all my teeth to
night grinding.
485
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,472
- See?
486
00:19:08,539 --> 00:19:10,483
That's a heap
of borrowed trouble.
487
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:12,151
- I don't need
to borrow trouble.
488
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,920
I live with it.
489
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:17,656
And its name is Mom.
490
00:19:19,483 --> 00:19:21,193
- Well, so how do
you guys deal?
491
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,696
I mean, once I start borrowing,
I can't stop.
492
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:24,997
- You know what works for me?
493
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,657
- What?
- My friends.
494
00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:28,934
These two had my back
when I was spinning out,
495
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,038
and now we have yours.
496
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,105
- Really?
497
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,240
- Yeah.
- Really.
498
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,792
You have nothing to be
insecure about.
499
00:19:36,826 --> 00:19:39,345
And don't be afraid about
putting yourself out there.
500
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,713
- OK.
501
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,973
Thanks.
502
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,550
[gasps] Big E!
503
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,619
- Monica.
504
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,187
What are you doing here?
505
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:51,957
- Oh, I was just, uh,
talking with my friends.
506
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,752
- Well, it's good to see you.
507
00:19:54,852 --> 00:19:56,996
- Hey, I was wondering,
508
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,448
would you want to grab
a cup of coffee next week?
509
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:06,806
- You should go, Emmett.
510
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,833
She's a lot of fun.
511
00:20:08,866 --> 00:20:10,543
- Yeah, that'd be nice.
512
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,644
I'm in.
513
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,870
- OK, great.
514
00:20:12,937 --> 00:20:14,038
Well, I'll give you a call.
515
00:20:14,105 --> 00:20:15,581
I know this great place that
516
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,817
cleans their espresso machine
like you wouldn't believe.
517
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,443
- All right.
518
00:20:19,543 --> 00:20:20,678
I'll see you next week.
519
00:20:20,711 --> 00:20:21,654
- OK, perfect.
520
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,888
- All right.
521
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,065
- Are you OK, Bobbie?
522
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,867
- Yeah. I'm fine.
523
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,819
[chuckling]
524
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:43,067
[upbeat bluesy music]
525
00:20:43,134 --> 00:20:48,914
♪ ♪
526
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,538
- I take it you enjoyed
"Mamma Mia"?
527
00:20:55,571 --> 00:20:58,657
- It was the greatest show
I've ever seen in my life.
528
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,885
In my life!
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- Thanks for nothing.
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