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大B，那边情况如何呀？
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山狗已经出现，黄雀还没看见
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看紧点
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马上行动
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是
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ClD，别动呀！
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有没有事呀？
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没事！师姐，那边很多行人呀！
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管不了这么 多了
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不要动！别动！
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别动！
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妈的！
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我们到哪里吃夜消呀？
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还要吃夜消吗？
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见到你都饱啦
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你真坏！
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我很害怕呀！
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不要动呀！
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喂，江湖兄弟，你打我就算啦
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你为什么还要踢我的客呀？
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住嘴，别过来呀？
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快给我放开人质
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放下枪！不然的话我一枪打死他
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你休想
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大家冷静点
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虽然我不知两位有什么恩怨
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但我很久没见过
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像两位这样的英雄人物
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不然的话，大家转个方法比枪吧？
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我数一二三
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住嘴
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那就算我没说过吧
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你不要乱来呀！
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我打死他，你担当不起的
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对，就是这样三放下吧！
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这位女侠，你真是大量
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我非常的感激！
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喂，江湖兄弟，现在就大事化小吧
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我一样会感激你的
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你个死Gay佬！
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是谁？
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踢我？
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把他抓回去！
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这枪先还给你！
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看不出你个子小，身手又挺好的！
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太太，你的儿子好英勇啊
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哪是我儿子呀？
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是我的男朋友呀
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我想你真是有点误会
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这是我的咭片
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鸭王之皇卡拉OK，谢噻！
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我叫做程小东，高级督察
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隶属香港皇家警队重案组
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山狗这个大坏蛋是我的死对头
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不过昨晚给我捉住了
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我二妹程小南，是社会工作者
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爱心爆满，在天台养了成群动物
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三妹程小西她虽然是个女西医
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但是，她都是个生电王
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她的眼呀，懂得放电的
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四弟程小北，是一个中五学生哥
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他虽然俊美，但是为人十分懒惰
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连起床洗面刷牙都是用 电动机关的
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他只要伸伸对脚，一拉
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这样就穿好衣服了
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这个就是我们的老爸程胜
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十多年来他父兼母职十分疼爱我们
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你看！
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早餐还比酒店的 自 助餐丰富得多
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你不要看他老老实实的
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其实他有个美国笔友，叫做痴心
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已经有三年通信，他们好浪漫的
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听说，她很快就会来香港找老爸
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今天，是你妈的生忌
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我已经叫了七叔和鱼蛋叔来吃饭
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你们早些回来饮汤，知不知呀？
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老爸，我今晚有事呀
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不行呀
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全部要回家吃饭
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不然连父女都没得做呀
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好心啊，福心啊
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可怜我这个又盲又跛的乞丐吧
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你这混蛋，乞丐的钱你都偷？
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坏得你这么 出位？
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我打跛你吗？我打盲你吗？
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什么，你不是盲的吗？
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盲你阿爸的铃铃呀！
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快点把钱还给我呀
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快还给我！
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这几张是我的呀
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什么？扶贫年呀，你不要扶我吗？
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你呀，快给我消失啊
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乌太太
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你个臭小子，盲的跛的你都欺负
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乌太太呀，你明明四肢健全
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还天天扮成伤残人士乞吃
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这是不对的
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程小姐，我还在拿伤残津帖的
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你千万不好让人知呀！
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那好
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那你为什么还天天在这乞吃呀？
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都是因为乌英啊
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你的儿子呀？
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是呀！他小时候对数学很有兴趣的
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现在还做了个专业
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做会计？
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不！
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是追数，收数，和讲数呀！
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这不就是那些三
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不就是黑社会嘛！
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老母，你又在这乞钱呀？
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乌英哥呀，其实你应该
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抽多些时间陪你阿妈啊
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我要工作嘛，哪有时间陪她呀？
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你陪她打麻雀，输多少就入我数
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不，我的意思是，关心呀
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我很关心她
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那个王八蛋顶撞我老母
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我一定和他过不去的
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但她就担心你说打说杀的
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怕你有危险
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什么危险？哪里会有危险？
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很安全的！
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这不可能吧？
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来三跟我来！
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家祥，你起床没有？
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你这王八蛋还满骗我呀？
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我限你在十秒钟内伸你的头出窗口
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看看你乌英哥我的牌头
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神经病！
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我不准你撩鼻屎
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乌英哥呀，你怎知他撩鼻屎呀？
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我只是猜猜！
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家祥快给我滚出来
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你讲这么久都还没提过个钱字
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他怎知你追数呀？
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什么？要自 己说吗？你看看那边
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回水！
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乌英，钱我就没有啦，你想怎样？
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如果不还的话，我们就三
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打！
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打我？
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乌英，你看看你的后面啦
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你千万不要走开，等我回来
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我很害怕呀？
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你真是很害怕吗！千万不要走
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为什么呀？
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因为三
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我屁股中了两刀呀！
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快点扶我走啦！快点呀！
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救命呀三
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早安，李太太
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早安，姑娘呀，医生来了吗？
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回来了，请进吧
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来吧
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程医生
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李太太，怎么早呀？
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程医生，我儿子是美国回来的
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我特别带他来见你的
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人家正换衣服，不如先出去吧
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怕什么呀，不过是医生嘛
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不好呀？不好意思的
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儿！儿啊
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不好呀！
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你的儿子出去了吗？
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医生呀，其实不是我有病呀
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是我的儿子志高有病呀
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我看他没事啊
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你知不知呀？
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他已廿七岁都还是个处男呀
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那你介绍多些女孩给他不就行了
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我就是想介绍你给他
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别跟我开玩笑了，李太太
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把双手给我
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没开玩笑
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你的医务所一开张我就帮到现在
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我每个星期都来你这两次
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我认为你是最佳媳妇
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他16岁那年呀
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他爷爷病了，他就许下诺言
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他说如果阿爷的病好了
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他就一世做处男呀
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怎知他阿爷真的病好了
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他就不敢识女孩了
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他真是个好男孩
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他需要的是心理医生
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不是这样的，程医生呀，你
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来吧，张开 口吧
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你试试和他一起吧
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小姐
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多谢
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不用谢
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既然老爸要我们早点回去
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那我就推了约会
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原想做一会儿运动就回家吃饭怎知
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喂，龟公德呀，在城市健身 中心呀！
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你那个是什么变态客呀？
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约人在这地方看办？
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青头仔？
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我理他是青头仔还是火箭头呀？
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我收定他3000块，兼不过夜的
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这间健身 中心愈来愈复杂了
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弄到那些嫖客约妓女到这里见面？
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在那部机那里玩两下
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那小子会过来的
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OK啦！还要暗号？
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Ja三三Ja什么Bo啦？
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什么都好啦，就这样吧！
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小姐，这里不让人抽烟的
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那我吃完这口难道要打我一身吗？
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妈的！
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随便你！
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表弟表弟
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什么？
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很正呀！
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你是男人吗？钱已全付了
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成班兄弟筹钱给你补身的
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你上不上呀？
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一世人两兄弟，便宜你的
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真是不行啊！
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去吧
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一定是那班男人约好那妓女的
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你说呢！男人怎要得下呀？
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小姐呀
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难道他以为我是妓女？
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李太太的儿子？
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JaJumBo小姐，不要出声
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请听我说
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我的朋友想我和你干，但是三
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我不想这样
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你可不可以扮成喜欢我
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然后在停车场等我
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我给你双倍价钱？
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就算你帮我个忙吧
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他真以为我是那个女人，怎么办呢？
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一定要玩弄他一下才行
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我都不知为何会跟他上车的
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可能被她妈所说的那些事影响到我
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我真是不相信他这么乖
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27岁的处男？
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我想在香港是很难找到的
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好，我决定玩弄他一下
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俊男！
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我们在九龙塘大约坐了150个圈
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等到他认为他的损友离开他才离开
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就这样在附近停了下来
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不要这样啦
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你是第一次吗？好小子
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当然不是啦
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那干什么你的样子好像很紧张？
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没有啊！我那里紧张呀？
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真的吗？
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不如我们说说别的事，好不好呀？
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好呀，你想说什么？
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就说你吧！这么 多行业你不做
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为何你做这一行呀？
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因我爸爸有病，所以要赚钱医他
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我刚出来做
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你是我的第一个客，要口胶吗？
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不用了！不要！
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我是问你要不要吹波糖呀？
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多谢
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其实我真是很可怜很惨呀
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我13岁的时候
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就给一个四眼的世伯污辱过
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14岁那时候就没书读
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15岁那时候就开始工作直到现在
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真的呀
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照你这么说那个世伯真是禽兽不如
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是嘛！
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他说带我去看金鱼
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就这样被他骗了！
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如果有机会的话，我一定帮你报仇
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真的吗？不过他是黑社会啊
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不要害怕！我们可以报警
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胆小鬼！不过嘛，我挺喜欢你的！
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好，我给你多次机会
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我念十声，一，二
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我看见他正流着汗
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还带着急促的呼吸
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尤其当我念到八的时候
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但是当我念到九，他就说三
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等一等！
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想吗？
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你如说想我就伸你两巴掌
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不是呀！我想你帮我保守一个秘密
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如果你见到我的朋友
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千万不要告诉他们我三
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我没和你干过那事呀！
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对了，我还没给你钱？
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我越来越想信他真是个处男
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多谢
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拜托你啦，多谢！
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这次多亏有你帮忙
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你没事吧？
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没事！已止了血！
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想不到你的手势挺好的！
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你有没有事呀？
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对不起，其实我都不懂得包
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我都是乱来的
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不是呀！你包得挺好的
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我小的时候我妈都是这样帮我包的
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挺有亲切感呀！
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乌英哥，你是说真的吗？
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其实做黑社会好危险的
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你都是不要做了
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我爷爷是黑社会，我爸又是黑社会
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我出生以来所见到的全都是黑社会
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我怎么可能不会是黑社会呀？
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你不照顾 自 己，都要照顾你妈妈嘛
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大吉利事说句，如果我今日去了
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我妈都还有安家费啦
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这件事真是多谢你了
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你这种好人都是少些来这种地方！
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好杂的
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乌英哥，那你保重了
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好了！拜拜
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什么呀？
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说真的
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你真是挺漂亮的
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我走了
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靓女
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拜拜，正菜
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拜拜
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屁股湿湿的？
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对不起呀，老爸！我们迟了 回来
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没问题！吃饭吧
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今晚喝一杯
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庆祝我们这么幸福还可以在一起
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老爸，你今天为何跟平 日 不同
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又来抽烟？
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我见七叔有肺癌就戒了
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不过现在不用戒了
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哭什么呀？
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七叔，你告诉我，老爸究竟怎么啦？
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你刚才发誓说不会讲的
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如果说了就没朋友做
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小北，你说！
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老爸，我真是忍不住啊！
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你试说一下？
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老爸他三
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没发生什么事呀！
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老爸，我很怕被雷劈呀
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你不说就给雷劈，说就给我劈
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又是棺材！这么 多棺材
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你形住吧！
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上天都告诉我了
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四只八筒好普通嘛
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是吗，那这又怎样啊？
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我真是忍不住了，我一定要说！
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不准说呀
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小西，你过来三
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你听着，今晚我们还可以一起打牌呢
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我很高兴
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下个月 我生 日，我都没有什么愿望
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我只希望，见见你们的男朋友
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00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,161
如果连这都不能答应我
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我都没话说了
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老爸！
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没问题没问题
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00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,395
大姐二姐，就答应老爸嘛
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你生 日 一定可以看到的
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我找到老爸一份医生报告呀
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什么病呀？
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睾丸癌
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为何不是肺癌啊？
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那份Report不见了吗
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睾丸癌一样嘛
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要不要再验真点？
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再验一下吧
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00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,033
但那间化验所出名很准的
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如果是真的话，那还可活多久呀
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我不太清楚呀，不过正常来说
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不超过6个月！
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那我们怎么办呀？
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可不可以切了它？
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这不成了太监？
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眼眉跳啊！
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00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,578
如果真是医不好的话
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我们就要完成他的心愿
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大姐，你有男朋友吗？
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00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:15,884
我用枪的话抢都抢回来
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00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,456
各位，我们卡拉OK今晚又有新节 目
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你们说得出的
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00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,065
我们都会有俊男和你们一起合演
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00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:26,861
帝女花啦乱世佳人情啦
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00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:27,934
女幽魂都可以
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00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,232
来，想得出的都可以写下
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大姐你好，今晚你可以
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00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,693
随便选一位俊男和你合演一场戏
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不知你要哪一位呢？
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00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,231
我要谢晒
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可以！没问题，那要选什么戏呀？
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00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:31,428
随便吧
395
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:32,863
就 “英雄本色” 吧
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00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:54,019
谢晒三谢晒，你没事吗？
397
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,554
我只是扮Mark哥
398
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:58,762
又不是扮李小龙的儿子
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00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,123
你不认得我了吗？
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00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,970
这不是那位江湖朋友吗？
401
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:08,239
你找我有什么事呀？
402
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:10,304
我是特意来找你做我男朋友的
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你等我一会
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00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:18,047
OK
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00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,277
究竟什么事呀？
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00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:23,317
我想包你一个月做我男朋友
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00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,454
帮我哄骗我那个有绝症的老爸
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00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,698
各位，现在我正式宣布
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00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,204
十九区社团奥林匹克运动会
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00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,441
现在开始
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00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,879
伯母，乌英来参加运动会这么健康？
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是呀，他是代表 自 己社团的
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00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:57,178
每一个社团都要来参加
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00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,889
24味，24味，兄弟人人都晓飞
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00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:03,356
跑定第一不要补飞
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00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:07,424
合桃露合桃露个个发达不要做
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00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:10,429
跑赢你们成条马路
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00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,296
半 日安半 日安
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00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:14,437
兄弟个个像占士邦
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00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:16,799
场场第一将是你们
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00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,836
什么黑社会大会呀？
422
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,244
那个乌英跑到哪去呢？
423
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,716
男子4x100接力现在开始
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预备
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00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,378
开跑了，首先弹出的是半 日安
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00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:30,883
乌英哥，你帮我吧
427
00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:32,848
最多下次你被捕的时候
428
00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:34,921
我去帮你求情，坐少一点吧
429
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:35,722
我大吉利是过你呀！
430
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,292
坐三坐，坐你个头呀！坐
431
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:41,623
现在见到一队趁机发力，不断向前
432
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:42,731
你帮我啦
433
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:46,067
咦？他们两个竟然打起来了
434
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:48,305
你一下我一下，战情十分的激烈呀
435
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,504
打得很精彩呀
436
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:51,800
一刀两刀三刀！刀刀有力
437
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:54,136
看来他们真是下过一番的苦功啊
438
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:56,173
乌英那把刀突然间断开了
439
00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:57,574
家祥得势不饶人啊
440
00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,284
不过这样反吓到乌英弹前三个马位
441
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,951
过终点了，首先是二十四味的乌英
442
00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:04,085
跟着是三
443
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:07,822
去你妈的
444
00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:09,485
大哥，不可以这样啊三
445
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:10,658
走开呀
446
00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:12,920
多谢！多谢你们！
447
00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:14,590
走开呀三
448
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,103
不是你呀！
449
00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:21,337
乌英，干得好啊
450
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,507
多谢阿公
451
00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:28,143
有什么吩咐？阿公
452
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:29,846
前几天我们的山狗
453
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,209
和罗汉果，大胆成的交易
454
00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:35,453
被一个叫程小东的女神探捉了
455
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:38,918
我们双方决定要干掉这个八婆
456
00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:42,325
所以我们今天的一二三名运动员
457
00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:44,527
就要抽生死签
458
00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:45,353
什么？
459
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:46,154
什么？
460
00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:47,762
哪一个抽到那支短的
461
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:51,025
就负 责杀死程小东这个八婆
462
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,302
我抽先
463
00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:03,873
阿公真是不好意思
464
00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:05,548
这次帮不到你，下次吧
465
00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:07,276
轮到你们抽了！
466
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:09,444
这次死定了
467
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:17,490
我这支成尺长啊！
468
00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:18,526
等等，比一比
469
00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:22,098
刚好比你长两寸有多呀！
470
00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:31,606
干掉程小东，干掉程小东！
471
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,803
乌英哥，你再考虑一下吧
472
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:35,603
立刻给我滚开
473
00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:37,041
不然的话，就买你当妓女
474
00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:40,045
臭小子，怎么可以这么对程小姐呀？
475
00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:41,147
他又姓程吗？
476
00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:43,751
他就是程小南小姐呀
477
00:23:44,022 --> 00:23:48,254
程小南？你就是程小南？
478
00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:53,126
江湖上威震江湖，嫉恶如仇
479
00:23:53,398 --> 00:23:55,696
我非常钦敬的辣手女神探程小东
480
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:56,729
她会不会是你的三
481
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:57,798
她是我大姐呀！
482
00:23:58,203 --> 00:23:59,670
是啊，很好笑的！
483
00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,600
我们四姐弟是东南西北这样分的
484
00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:03,340
我排第二所以叫阿南
485
00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:06,403
不要说了，我答应你
486
00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:08,178
真的吗？太好了！
487
00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:09,445
这就乖啦
488
00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:11,948
为何来了这么 多警察啊？
489
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,308
哪一个二五仔报串的
490
00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:14,246
不知道呀？
491
00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:15,475
哪个？三哪个？那个二五仔报串的？
492
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,345
我斩死他
493
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:17,316
二五？
494
00:24:17,722 --> 00:24:18,689
不是我呀三不是我呀
495
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:19,856
斩死他！
496
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:20,953
阿鸡！
497
00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:22,552
大哥
498
00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:24,895
坐三
499
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,329
阴阳奶水呀，老板
500
00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:28,396
收到！
501
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:29,759
什么叫阴阳奶水呀？
502
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,532
笨蛋！连阴阳奶水都不会
503
00:24:32,871 --> 00:24:34,202
不就是冻奶水加热奶水嘛
504
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:36,598
大哥饮的东西真是有品味！
505
00:24:36,908 --> 00:24:38,432
大哥穿的衫更加有品味
506
00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:39,940
当然啦！
507
00:24:40,278 --> 00:24:41,643
有个女孩约了你大哥我今晚吃饭呀
508
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,203
真的？
509
00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:43,377
你今晚吃自 己吧
510
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,843
大哥，这批货一卖 出，鱼翅都有得吃
511
00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:46,847
这是什么？
512
00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:48,750
毒品？我说过多少次
513
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,644
这些伤天害理的东西不可以做
514
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:52,924
卖毒品，害人害物！
515
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:54,322
给我
516
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:55,683
大哥，这些三
517
00:24:57,095 --> 00:24:58,119
没收
518
00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,290
大哥，今晚这餐饭我全靠它了！
519
00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:03,966
老板，弄件阴阳饱给他
520
00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:04,861
什么阴阳饱呀？
521
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,536
热狗加蛋挞呀，笨蛋！拜拜
522
00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:18,273
老爸
523
00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:22,648
老爸，你不要这样望人家呀
524
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,818
是三我先去弄点菜
525
00:25:25,123 --> 00:25:27,421
不用了！让我弄吧，你们谈谈吧
526
00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:32,591
小西，原来你家这么大这么漂亮的
527
00:25:32,998 --> 00:25:34,522
那为何还要做那一行呀？
528
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:38,995
其实是这样的，我妈是三少奶
529
00:25:39,271 --> 00:25:43,264
而这间是祖屋，我们给大妈赶出来住
530
00:25:43,942 --> 00:25:46,536
一年只可以回来两次
531
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,509
原来你爸爸这么狠心
532
00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:49,871
把你两母女赶出去住
533
00:25:50,148 --> 00:25:52,378
虽道你被四眼世伯污辱他都不理吗？
534
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,519
是这样的三
535
00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:56,947
我爸欠我世伯好多好多的钱
536
00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:58,586
他一早就破产了
537
00:25:58,823 --> 00:26:00,688
你别以为这间屋这么大这么漂亮
538
00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:02,950
其实啊，他是想顾面子
539
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:06,530
只有怪自 己命苦吧
540
00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:07,828
小西！
541
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:09,329
七叔
542
00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:11,163
这是你男朋友啊？
543
00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:12,367
李志高先生
544
00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:17,968
小西是我世侄女啊
545
00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:19,834
从小就看她长大的
546
00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:24,608
她的皮肤又白又滑又漂亮！
547
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:26,110
四眼世伯？
548
00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:27,316
你可以叫我七叔
549
00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:31,420
七叔
550
00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:34,591
来三请进来吧
551
00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:36,192
七叔，三姐
552
00:26:36,828 --> 00:26:37,886
这位是三
553
00:26:38,296 --> 00:26:39,024
李先生
554
00:26:39,631 --> 00:26:40,598
Hello 李先生
555
00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:41,931
请
556
00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:45,733
小西，他就是那位四眼世伯呀？
557
00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:47,029
不是三不是呀！
558
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:48,364
不要怕！万大事有我，不要怕
559
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:49,902
不要乱来呀！喂三
560
00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:09,856
你男朋友干嘛成 日 望着七叔啊？
561
00:27:10,161 --> 00:27:11,093
不知道啊？
562
00:27:11,496 --> 00:27:12,121
世伯
563
00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:13,626
不要跪在这啊！过去坐吧
564
00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:14,455
一起吧
565
00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:15,688
你也一起吧
566
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,964
嗨，我叫谢晒
567
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,071
我叫乌英
568
00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:26,302
你好！
569
00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:28,569
大家这么热闹，不如玩几手吧？
570
00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:29,936
干嘛要赌钱呀？
571
00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:32,646
人家说，外父见女婿
572
00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:34,316
要看看他们的赌品啊
573
00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:36,451
如果赌品好，这人肯定不会太差的！
574
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:39,056
这倒是啊！不如大家一起玩吧
575
00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:43,786
不准赢老爸呀？
576
00:27:44,729 --> 00:27:45,787
芨手烟？
577
00:27:46,531 --> 00:27:47,793
二三？好
578
00:27:48,099 --> 00:27:50,431
就故意输给小西的爸爸当帮帮他吧
579
00:27:51,202 --> 00:27:52,294
一对七？
580
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:55,469
我是烟，我话事
581
00:27:56,441 --> 00:27:57,339
一块吧
582
00:27:58,043 --> 00:28:00,443
一块？这么小，哪好玩啊！
583
00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:01,710
大你一百
584
00:28:02,313 --> 00:28:03,245
跟一百大一万
585
00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:05,506
一万？
586
00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:07,949
芨手Q？
587
00:28:08,219 --> 00:28:09,186
怎么大呀？
588
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:14,583
我勉强跟你一万吧！来吧
589
00:28:31,342 --> 00:28:32,775
我一对烟，都是我话事
590
00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:34,901
一块吧
591
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,647
又是一块？怎么少啊
592
00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:40,879
好，一块大三千呀
593
00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:43,553
那好，跟三千大七千，刚好一万
594
00:28:43,988 --> 00:28:45,216
什么？又一万？
595
00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:49,553
幸亏我收了安家费了
596
00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:51,162
你刚才说什么？
597
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,556
没什么！我只是说跟他一万！来吧
598
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:56,061
这不关我的事呀
599
00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:02,230
King，King话事
600
00:29:02,707 --> 00:29:03,605
都是一块啊
601
00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:09,871
这就大三万吧
602
00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:12,241
跟还是不跟呀？
603
00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:14,718
怕你呀？三万就三万
604
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,353
那好，跟你三万，再大你五万
605
00:29:20,225 --> 00:29:22,785
我全部安装费都给你！再来吧
606
00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:28,594
我怕你吗？我还三
607
00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:29,765
全部买了
608
00:29:31,469 --> 00:29:35,371
不好意思，A俘虏
609
00:29:36,207 --> 00:29:39,802
真是对不起了，我四只一样啊
610
00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:44,579
别动手呀！阿伯
611
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,307
世伯
612
00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:49,717
我也是四只一样呀？
613
00:29:50,688 --> 00:29:51,882
不过只是Q
614
00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:53,184
你呢？
615
00:29:53,391 --> 00:29:55,382
不用看！输定了！他们的牌这么大
616
00:29:56,261 --> 00:29:57,592
看看你的牌吧
617
00:29:57,862 --> 00:29:58,692
不用了
618
00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:01,326
你不是同花顺吗！
619
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,502
是吗？真不好意思呀！我眼花看错了
620
00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:09,368
小西的男朋友赌品最好
621
00:30:09,607 --> 00:30:10,471
是啊
622
00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:11,773
这么巧呀？
623
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:14,570
这件衣服你的
624
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,513
怎么 买了还可以拿回呀？
625
00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:19,250
可以吃饭了
626
00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:20,251
我要仇报？
627
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:21,349
喂！玩多一局呀
628
00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:23,050
不要再玩了，收拾东西吧
629
00:30:23,087 --> 00:30:23,553
好吧
630
00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:24,685
我去洗手间
631
00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:27,649
我去洗手间
632
00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:38,295
谁关灯呀？
633
00:30:57,789 --> 00:30:59,814
自 己人不用 客气嘛，随便吃吧
634
00:31:02,093 --> 00:31:03,720
我会的了！世伯
635
00:31:03,995 --> 00:31:05,053
你饿鬼投胎呀？
636
00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:07,123
这餐很贵的啊
637
00:31:07,465 --> 00:31:10,195
等会吃完，一定要再弄个胶袋打包
638
00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:18,472
你干嘛成 日 望着我大姐呀？
639
00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:20,402
我那有望你大姐呀？
640
00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:21,340
难道我眼花看错
641
00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:28,015
今晚这么 高兴
642
00:31:28,253 --> 00:31:29,652
不如我们吃完饭弄点玩的吧
643
00:31:30,154 --> 00:31:30,916
是打麻雀吗？
644
00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:32,554
不是！是一个游戏！
645
00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:35,486
你们三组人，各自 入自 己的房
646
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,320
用 十五分钟，做一件礼物给我
647
00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:40,996
谁做得最好，我就奖他
648
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,631
老爸，你闷不闷的呀？
649
00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:44,528
你，给我上床睡觉！
650
00:31:46,537 --> 00:31:48,300
好吧，咱们快点去做吧！
651
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,238
该先给我个胶袋嘛
652
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:04,247
我真是不明白
653
00:32:04,489 --> 00:32:06,457
你叫他们入房干什么啊？
654
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:08,885
他们的男朋友都十分古怪
655
00:32:09,193 --> 00:32:10,455
都不知是否是真的
656
00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:11,860
咱们听听吧
657
00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:16,300
好痛呀
658
00:32:17,168 --> 00:32:18,760
我帮你擦擦油吧
659
00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:22,398
为何把这块布剪两个洞啊？
660
00:32:24,642 --> 00:32:25,802
我是要做一条短裤
661
00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:26,874
这不是又快又实用吗
662
00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:27,941
这样行吗？
663
00:32:28,513 --> 00:32:30,140
我已帮你报仇了
664
00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:33,643
我都猜中是你打七叔的了
665
00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:35,679
老实告诉你，我还打他不够呢
666
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,252
你值得为我这种人打架吗？
667
00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:40,557
我不理你是什么人
668
00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:42,588
我只是不想我的朋友给人欺负
669
00:32:43,094 --> 00:32:45,221
朋友？
670
00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:47,289
我真是当你是我的朋友啊
671
00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:48,965
我想帮你，不想你再做这一行
672
00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:52,901
原来你想包我？
673
00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:56,663
不是呀三我没这样想过呀！
674
00:32:56,941 --> 00:32:58,875
我是想你做些正当的工作
675
00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:02,377
过一些比较正常的生活
676
00:33:02,947 --> 00:33:05,381
为何对我这么好啊？
677
00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:11,746
说吧！我明白了，你想认识我！
678
00:33:17,962 --> 00:33:18,986
你很生气吗？
679
00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:20,422
我怎会生气啊？
680
00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:23,031
不生气那干嘛你这么暴躁啊？
681
00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:24,562
我没有暴躁呀！
682
00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:28,004
你不是在织冷巾吗
683
00:33:34,579 --> 00:33:35,705
你在想什么呀？
684
00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:39,942
我三我想改邪归正
685
00:33:40,818 --> 00:33:43,286
找到一户好人家，就三
686
00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:44,816
三成家立业呀
687
00:33:45,089 --> 00:33:46,056
你真的是这样想吗？
688
00:33:46,324 --> 00:33:49,020
当然啦三当然啦
689
00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:52,722
你有没有试过晕倒啊？
690
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:55,728
我试过啊！我最怕挠，一挠我就晕
691
00:33:56,467 --> 00:33:57,456
你干什么呀？
692
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:58,669
我正在挠你啊！
693
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,712
程小东，我要将你碎尸万断
694
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,586
老实点吧，别说我不告诉你
695
00:34:17,855 --> 00:34:20,016
钱呢，你就给了
696
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:25,027
你要不要我啊！
697
00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:30,590
不喜欢，你就说吧
698
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,426
何必用波动拳打我呀？
699
00:34:32,703 --> 00:34:34,000
我最讨厌男人碰我
700
00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:36,331
我警告你，你再碰我一下
701
00:34:36,607 --> 00:34:37,972
你就要准备坐轮椅了
702
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:40,642
那我现在跟坐轮椅有何分别啊？
703
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,038
怎样，好了些吗？
704
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,178
好些了，好些了
705
00:34:43,614 --> 00:34:44,137
进去休息一下吧
706
00:34:44,182 --> 00:34:44,978
好
707
00:34:50,988 --> 00:34:52,956
那个神秘人不单止要打我
708
00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:54,884
还想谋杀我呀！
709
00:34:59,997 --> 00:35:00,929
枪
710
00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:08,703
你看什么呀？
711
00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:10,297
不准看啊你
712
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,433
不看就不看嘛，没什么了不起！
713
00:35:20,551 --> 00:35:23,076
你这个女人，你还骗我
714
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:24,185
我不理你啊！
715
00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:34,694
你三
716
00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:35,490
你什么呀？
717
00:35:35,766 --> 00:35:37,495
转回你的头，不许看我
718
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,435
女人都是这样
719
00:35:40,738 --> 00:35:43,172
表面就不要，但心就想要
720
00:35:43,441 --> 00:35:44,499
但是不应酬她一下
721
00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:46,675
一会儿又会生气
722
00:35:48,579 --> 00:35:50,877
她一定是喜欢玩突袭的了！
723
00:35:51,749 --> 00:35:55,276
我三三来三三了！
724
00:35:57,421 --> 00:35:59,355
干嘛又踢我呀？
725
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,051
博我？
726
00:36:04,061 --> 00:36:06,188
阿姐，给点面吧！可不可以不打下面
727
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:07,327
下面要来赚钱的
728
00:36:10,701 --> 00:36:13,295
我还没说完啊，上面都是一样啊
729
00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:25,916
我话过，你再碰我一下就要坐轮椅
730
00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:27,075
大姐呀
731
00:36:27,652 --> 00:36:28,346
什么事呀？
732
00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:29,883
警局叫你立即回去啊
733
00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:33,647
你把他打成这样子啊？
734
00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:35,882
这是一种爱的表现嘛
735
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,320
帮我看着他
736
00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:39,262
我拿一些止痛药给他吧
737
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,833
山狗那种疑犯都可以保释
738
00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:45,261
有没有搅错呀？
739
00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:47,037
这件案根本就不关我事
740
00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:48,237
是上头的命令
741
00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,133
那也没有道理叫我放假的呀？
742
00:36:50,508 --> 00:36:51,566
这个是命令
743
00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:52,604
那不是针对我吗？
744
00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:54,641
好！就算我针对你
745
00:36:54,979 --> 00:36:57,174
好，即然你要耍花样
746
00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,046
我不做了！
747
00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:03,652
恭喜你呀，女人是应该在厨房的
748
00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:13,590
你干什么呀？
749
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,229
我一天没批准你辞职
750
00:37:15,499 --> 00:37:16,397
你仍然是我的手下
751
00:37:16,701 --> 00:37:17,827
立刻给我冲杯咖啡
752
00:37:18,002 --> 00:37:18,696
好！
753
00:37:21,105 --> 00:37:22,299
你三
754
00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:27,541
私人恩怨，不关你们事
755
00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:29,177
哪个帮他，我就不客气了
756
00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:31,038
你不能走啊！
757
00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:33,582
警司是应该坐在警司房的
758
00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:39,619
现在怎么办呀？
759
00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:40,584
不如报警吧
760
00:37:41,058 --> 00:37:42,992
你发疯呀！报警？
761
00:37:54,171 --> 00:37:56,002
一个人俊的时候，就是这样的了！
762
00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:03,312
要不要吃这么 多 药啊？
763
00:38:19,397 --> 00:38:20,364
这个还是不要浪费吧！
764
00:38:32,076 --> 00:38:33,270
岂有此理！
765
00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:39,445
我这么拼命去捉贼
766
00:38:40,184 --> 00:38:42,675
你就只坐在写字楼享受
767
00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:47,987
有功就你领，有事就我背
768
00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:51,085
你好啊！
769
00:38:51,362 --> 00:38:54,422
我不做了！我不做了
770
00:38:57,234 --> 00:38:59,031
我嫁给人算了
771
00:39:10,247 --> 00:39:11,305
你干什么呀？
772
00:39:13,317 --> 00:39:14,511
打你后面？
773
00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:20,956
好兴奋呀！
774
00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:50,952
好正呀！
775
00:39:52,857 --> 00:39:54,916
你都好正啊
776
00:39:58,262 --> 00:39:59,786
真是不好意思
777
00:40:00,131 --> 00:40:02,031
你太像那只赤裸羔羊了
778
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,897
既然我们两个都这么正
779
00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:13,673
那还等什么啊！
780
00:40:41,305 --> 00:40:43,330
太好呀！
781
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:53,582
谢先生
782
00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:56,319
不如你叫我的名吧
783
00:40:57,221 --> 00:40:58,188
谢晒
784
00:40:59,423 --> 00:41:01,550
倒不如你叫我的乳名吧
785
00:41:03,093 --> 00:41:04,390
什么乳名呀？
786
00:41:04,995 --> 00:41:06,360
小冬菇啊
787
00:41:07,164 --> 00:41:09,394
小冬菇？
788
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,897
茹茹儿吧三
789
00:41:13,370 --> 00:41:14,860
我还是叫你谢晒比较好
790
00:41:17,608 --> 00:41:22,443
我三我可不可以叫你做
791
00:41:22,746 --> 00:41:23,303
小森林？
792
00:41:24,415 --> 00:41:25,677
不行！
793
00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:28,550
但你是真的啊！
794
00:41:40,798 --> 00:41:42,026
我们今晚所发生的事
795
00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:43,493
完全是误会
796
00:41:45,302 --> 00:41:46,963
误会会有六次的吗？
797
00:41:48,038 --> 00:41:49,096
你数过了吗？
798
00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:51,664
我记下的嘛
799
00:41:54,311 --> 00:41:55,903
你也是有记下的啊！
800
00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:57,569
我记下什么呀？
801
00:41:57,915 --> 00:41:59,246
你有多少次嘛！
802
00:42:06,156 --> 00:42:10,422
1，2，3，4，5，6，7，8，9，10
803
00:42:10,628 --> 00:42:11,356
谢晒
804
00:42:11,662 --> 00:42:13,061
三18，19，20，21，22三
805
00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:16,356
我们将今晚发生的事全忘了，OK？
806
00:42:19,003 --> 00:42:20,527
我和你穿了衣服之后
807
00:42:20,938 --> 00:42:21,734
就各归各吧
808
00:42:22,673 --> 00:42:24,004
大家互不拖欠
809
00:42:24,942 --> 00:42:26,569
不，应该是说
810
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:27,935
我欠你的钱，我定会还给你的
811
00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:31,245
好吗？
812
00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:36,677
你以为我谢晒是那一种人呀？
813
00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:38,588
你以为我随便跟那些客人三
814
00:42:39,657 --> 00:42:40,988
你以为是这样的嘛？
815
00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:44,927
我不要你那些臭钱！
816
00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:47,355
我要睡觉啊！
817
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,697
我不理你要定不要，总之今晚的事
818
00:42:50,968 --> 00:42:53,095
你一定要忘记，如果不是的话
819
00:42:54,872 --> 00:42:56,339
我就一刀杀死你
820
00:43:00,477 --> 00:43:02,843
所有的女人都是这样的
821
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:08,741
没有 良心，反转猪肚！
822
00:43:09,286 --> 00:43:10,310
不准哭！
823
00:43:14,391 --> 00:43:15,722
你明白吗？
824
00:43:17,161 --> 00:43:20,460
人不伤心就不会流泪的
825
00:43:21,732 --> 00:43:23,597
不哭就不哭吧！
826
00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:25,657
快给我走
827
00:43:27,504 --> 00:43:31,270
好呀！我是很有职业道德的
828
00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:35,036
我现在就走
829
00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:40,548
我变三我变，我玩变身！
830
00:43:43,187 --> 00:43:45,678
你穿衣服怎么快呀？
831
00:43:45,990 --> 00:43:47,048
我脱衣服更快
832
00:43:47,324 --> 00:43:50,088
曾入过健力士更破了世界纪录呀
833
00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:51,293
脱一次给你看吧
834
00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:52,620
不用了，千万不好呀
835
00:43:53,831 --> 00:43:55,856
明晚我会拿一张支票
836
00:43:56,166 --> 00:43:57,428
到你的卡拉OK给你
837
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:02,238
有几句话，我想跟你说完才走
838
00:44:03,007 --> 00:44:04,338
你留心听着啊
839
00:44:08,078 --> 00:44:11,605
我最喜欢的，是你的手指
840
00:44:12,716 --> 00:44:14,149
和你的脚趾
841
00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:15,609
再见
842
00:44:17,921 --> 00:44:19,513
好难受呀！
843
00:44:22,426 --> 00:44:25,452
程小东，本来你袭击上司
844
00:44:25,696 --> 00:44:27,186
肯定要开除你出警队
845
00:44:27,731 --> 00:44:30,461
还要告你，但是三
846
00:44:30,701 --> 00:44:32,760
一早就有七十几个电话要留你
847
00:44:33,070 --> 00:44:34,469
你人缘都算不错
848
00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:37,272
所以李Sir昨晚是自 己不小心弄的
849
00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:38,473
你明白了吗
850
00:44:38,742 --> 00:44:41,336
明白，多谢李Sir大量
851
00:44:41,612 --> 00:44:42,601
你不能开心得太早
852
00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:44,781
山狗昨晚在羁留病房逃跑了
853
00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:46,748
我一定会把他捉回来的！
854
00:44:46,984 --> 00:44:47,973
他看你最不顺眼
855
00:44:48,285 --> 00:44:49,183
你一定要处处小心
856
00:44:49,553 --> 00:44:50,281
Yessir
857
00:44:53,057 --> 00:44:53,955
这份东西弄得怎样啊
858
00:44:54,158 --> 00:44:54,954
差不多了
859
00:44:55,926 --> 00:44:57,553
嗨
860
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,897
你来干嘛呀？
861
00:45:05,169 --> 00:45:06,727
我见你的工作这么忙碌
862
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:11,440
所以特别为你煲了个当归红枣乌鸡
863
00:45:11,742 --> 00:45:12,936
给你补补身子嘛
864
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:16,069
这么补呀！
865
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:18,277
快走吧你！
866
00:45:18,816 --> 00:45:21,785
我现在想动都动不着，怎走呀？
867
00:45:22,219 --> 00:45:23,049
把他给我拉出来！
868
00:45:24,021 --> 00:45:24,885
下来啊
869
00:45:25,522 --> 00:45:26,955
师姐，你的男朋友呀？
870
00:45:27,357 --> 00:45:28,619
不是，不是你的男朋友
871
00:45:30,327 --> 00:45:33,194
小东东，快点趁热喝了它吧
872
00:45:33,497 --> 00:45:34,555
冻就不好了
873
00:45:34,832 --> 00:45:36,299
请你快点走吧
874
00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:41,370
你叫我走？
875
00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:44,569
难道你还不明白我的心吗？
876
00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:48,704
你可以骂我，你甚至可以打我
877
00:45:49,012 --> 00:45:50,707
但是你不可以这样侮辱我
878
00:45:51,281 --> 00:45:54,341
我求你走吧，好不好啊？
879
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,280
不行，我不走
880
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,784
我不可以做一个没良心的男人
881
00:45:59,056 --> 00:46:00,785
你马上在我面前消失
882
00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:02,390
不行
883
00:46:04,294 --> 00:46:06,728
你试想一下，我们一夜风流
884
00:46:06,964 --> 00:46:09,728
万一你暗结珠胎，我就这样走了
885
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,902
你下半生将会很凄惨的！
886
00:46:14,171 --> 00:46:15,103
大家说是不是呀？
887
00:46:17,474 --> 00:46:19,567
快点给我消失呀！
888
00:46:20,244 --> 00:46:22,337
哗，真是消失得很快啊！
889
00:46:22,379 --> 00:46:23,311
你还不走？
890
00:46:24,047 --> 00:46:25,105
我不走
891
00:46:25,916 --> 00:46:27,110
那你想怎样啊？
892
00:46:27,484 --> 00:46:28,416
我想和你结婚
893
00:46:29,086 --> 00:46:29,916
你去死吧
894
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,757
干嘛你每次都怎么 重手呀？
895
00:46:34,024 --> 00:46:35,150
你再说，我就杀了你
896
00:46:37,327 --> 00:46:39,955
你杀我不要紧，可我死不足惜
897
00:46:40,230 --> 00:46:41,527
不过在我死之前
898
00:46:41,832 --> 00:46:43,356
你最好快点喝了这碗汤
899
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,533
已经冻了
900
00:46:45,769 --> 00:46:46,997
我喝了这碗汤你是不是立刻走啊？
901
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,136
喝了再说吧！
902
00:46:54,745 --> 00:46:55,837
这是什么味啊？
903
00:46:57,281 --> 00:47:00,842
我不知呀，可能我说话说得太多
904
00:47:01,718 --> 00:47:03,811
我的口水落下去了！
905
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:06,122
你不要打我呀！
906
00:47:07,257 --> 00:47:09,623
你快说呀，不然你就要受苦了
907
00:47:10,194 --> 00:47:11,627
你以为是旧时代呀？
908
00:47:11,895 --> 00:47:13,419
你如果打我，我定会告你的
909
00:47:19,469 --> 00:47:20,834
阿Sir，我说了
910
00:47:21,104 --> 00:47:22,298
除了这件案之外呢
911
00:47:22,573 --> 00:47:24,438
我还非礼了3个阿婆和4个Gay佬
912
00:47:24,708 --> 00:47:25,606
不如我们进去谈吧
913
00:47:25,642 --> 00:47:26,574
那走啊
914
00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:30,808
你不要再使她生气啊
915
00:47:31,081 --> 00:47:32,173
她一定打死你的
916
00:47:34,751 --> 00:47:36,275
我宁愿死在她手上
917
00:47:36,553 --> 00:47:39,818
如果她不爱我，我都不想做人了
918
00:47:40,991 --> 00:47:43,016
我有个严肃的问题想问你
919
00:47:43,293 --> 00:47:44,351
不过三
920
00:47:45,762 --> 00:47:47,787
男人之家干嘛吞吞吐吐的？
921
00:47:48,131 --> 00:47:49,325
有话就说吧
922
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,000
为了这么 多兄弟，我一定要问清楚
923
00:47:52,736 --> 00:47:55,136
究竟师姐她，好不好呀？
924
00:47:55,339 --> 00:47:56,328
好不好呀！
925
00:48:00,277 --> 00:48:01,767
你以为我是什么人呀？
926
00:48:02,012 --> 00:48:03,502
我是绝对不会将我爱人
927
00:48:03,780 --> 00:48:06,772
充满弹力而高耸的胸部
928
00:48:07,017 --> 00:48:08,985
雪白而修长的大腿
929
00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:11,946
得22寸的小蛮腰
930
00:48:12,155 --> 00:48:15,613
还有像沙丘一样充满曲线的臀部
931
00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:20,426
还有销魂到骨的叫床声
932
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:23,996
和大家分享的！你说是不是呀？
933
00:48:24,301 --> 00:48:26,098
下贱！
934
00:48:28,005 --> 00:48:28,972
快点约师姐逛街啊！
935
00:48:29,206 --> 00:48:29,797
现在就去！
936
00:48:30,007 --> 00:48:30,939
我先，我先呀
937
00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:32,435
师姐，不要怎么气嘛
938
00:48:32,709 --> 00:48:34,233
是啊，先前你真是重手了一点！
939
00:48:34,544 --> 00:48:35,476
我还想拿枪打他哩
940
00:48:35,846 --> 00:48:36,676
小东东
941
00:48:37,614 --> 00:48:38,740
怎么还没死啊？
942
00:48:39,549 --> 00:48:41,380
只要我还有一息尚存
943
00:48:41,952 --> 00:48:43,681
我都会这么 爱你的
944
00:48:45,389 --> 00:48:48,222
大哥啊，我求求你，放过我吧
945
00:48:48,492 --> 00:48:49,481
我为了你
946
00:48:50,494 --> 00:48:53,190
我已经改变成一个好的男人
947
00:48:54,398 --> 00:48:57,925
小东东，你是独一无二的
948
00:48:58,368 --> 00:49:01,633
你是我一生人，唯一一个令我三
949
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,406
有结婚冲动的女人
950
00:49:08,512 --> 00:49:10,309
为了你
951
00:49:10,714 --> 00:49:13,581
我愿意在 日 间处理所有的家务
952
00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:16,711
我养你爸，我养你妈，我养你三
953
00:49:16,987 --> 00:49:18,011
我连你的情夫都养！
954
00:49:21,658 --> 00:49:26,960
来吧！我什么都应承
955
00:49:28,231 --> 00:49:34,932
来吧，我什么都听命！
956
00:49:36,273 --> 00:49:38,605
谢晒，我知你是个好男人
957
00:49:38,909 --> 00:49:40,069
但你不合适我的
958
00:49:41,678 --> 00:49:43,339
那要怎样才合适你呀？
959
00:49:43,747 --> 00:49:44,873
坏男人呀
960
00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:46,046
坏男人呀
961
00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:48,648
是啊！我喜欢坏男人的
962
00:49:49,019 --> 00:49:52,648
你这么软弱，我没可能喜欢你的！OK
963
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:57,089
好！你给我一点时间
964
00:49:57,728 --> 00:49:58,922
我一定会变成世上
965
00:49:59,262 --> 00:50:01,389
最坏最坏的男人才来见你的
966
00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:02,890
你等着吧！
967
00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:07,636
救命呀！
968
00:50:10,907 --> 00:50:12,875
师传，我现在真是很沮丧呀
969
00:50:13,076 --> 00:50:16,409
你有办法将我催眠成一个坏男人吗？
970
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:17,647
当然可以啦
971
00:50:17,914 --> 00:50:20,041
我将你催眠成李小龙都可以呀
972
00:50:20,450 --> 00:50:23,613
李小龙？如果可以就谢天谢地了
973
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,649
事不宜迟，来吧三
974
00:50:25,922 --> 00:50:28,652
这还不行，你先拿着这本书吧
975
00:50:29,092 --> 00:50:30,753
解除你的催眠方法有四个字
976
00:50:31,061 --> 00:50:32,028
在第一页写着
977
00:50:32,462 --> 00:50:34,089
当你看见或者听见的时候
978
00:50:34,431 --> 00:50:35,830
就会自 然醒来的了
979
00:50:36,133 --> 00:50:36,963
恭喜发财？
980
00:50:37,234 --> 00:50:38,030
现在可以催啦
981
00:50:40,270 --> 00:50:46,539
你已经不是谢晒，你是一个坏男人
982
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:49,038
你不是谢晒
983
00:50:49,246 --> 00:50:53,808
你是一个全香港最坏最坏的男人
984
00:51:04,861 --> 00:51:05,828
谢晒
985
00:51:08,398 --> 00:51:09,296
谢晒
986
00:51:21,378 --> 00:51:25,906
这间房真是很差啊！谢晒三
987
00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:28,710
你干什么呀？
988
00:51:30,387 --> 00:51:33,322
你不觉得我是一个很坏的男人啊？
989
00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:35,753
你这样就是坏男人吗？
990
00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:39,321
那你不觉得我的样子很下贱的吗？
991
00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:42,925
那真挺下贱的！叫我来干嘛？
992
00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:44,458
叫你？
993
00:51:48,371 --> 00:51:51,431
连三岁的孩子都明白啦
994
00:51:51,641 --> 00:51:52,437
来吧！
995
00:51:52,676 --> 00:51:53,506
神精病！
996
00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:54,641
不准走！
997
00:51:56,046 --> 00:51:58,276
你给我放开呀！不然我就叫！
998
00:51:59,182 --> 00:52:00,342
那你就叫吧！
999
00:52:00,650 --> 00:52:02,117
非礼呀
1000
00:52:03,086 --> 00:52:04,917
什么事呀？
1001
00:52:06,857 --> 00:52:08,586
妈的，再叫就烧你数簿杀你全家
1002
00:52:08,892 --> 00:52:10,018
将你们斩成肉酱！
1003
00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:11,487
我们什么也没看见
1004
00:52:13,263 --> 00:52:15,697
你看见了吗，有什么了不起啊？
1005
00:52:16,299 --> 00:52:17,527
你还是不要反抗吧！
1006
00:52:17,834 --> 00:52:18,858
你都已经是我的人了
1007
00:52:28,111 --> 00:52:29,601
谢晒，你怎么样呀？
1008
00:52:31,281 --> 00:52:34,375
我没事呀，打者爱也
1009
00:52:34,718 --> 00:52:36,481
爱者就打多几下
1010
00:52:45,295 --> 00:52:46,284
谢晒！
1011
00:52:49,065 --> 00:52:50,498
我差点忘记了告诉你
1012
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,358
我除了是一个坏男人之外
1013
00:52:52,636 --> 00:52:54,194
我还是一个不怕坏不怕羞
1014
00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:56,734
不怕穷不怕痛的
1015
00:52:57,107 --> 00:52:58,039
只是怕没女人
1016
00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:01,776
给我污辱的坏男人，来吧
1017
00:53:04,614 --> 00:53:05,672
你不要走过来呀
1018
00:53:07,284 --> 00:53:09,548
你千万不要走过来呀
1019
00:53:12,155 --> 00:53:15,716
我还是要走过来，那又如何呀？
1020
00:53:16,626 --> 00:53:17,786
你走过来干什么呀？
1021
00:53:20,463 --> 00:53:22,988
是啊，我走过来是干嘛？
1022
00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:30,037
我夹！
1023
00:53:30,907 --> 00:53:32,772
你三我跟你拼了
1024
00:53:57,300 --> 00:54:00,030
你哭什么呀？
1025
00:54:01,137 --> 00:54:04,004
我以后会好好照顾你的
1026
00:54:04,274 --> 00:54:05,571
我太感动了
1027
00:54:05,942 --> 00:54:07,239
三十年来
1028
00:54:07,510 --> 00:54:09,137
我第一次觉得自 己是个女人
1029
00:54:12,515 --> 00:54:18,010
你都傻，其实你早就应该给我污辱
1030
00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:23,391
喂，听着，接着下来呢
1031
00:54:23,627 --> 00:54:26,187
你应该找个人嫁给他
1032
00:54:26,529 --> 00:54:28,554
我就假扮做你表哥
1033
00:54:28,865 --> 00:54:31,356
你就叫他出钱给我做生意
1034
00:54:31,701 --> 00:54:34,499
那我们拿了全部身家以后
1035
00:54:34,771 --> 00:54:37,433
我们不就可以远走高飞
1036
00:54:37,707 --> 00:54:40,904
慢慢地享受生活吧
1037
00:54:41,378 --> 00:54:42,777
你说什么呀？
1038
00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:49,108
为了我们俩将来的幸福着想
1039
00:54:49,686 --> 00:54:53,747
你小小的牺牲又算得了什么啊？
1040
00:54:54,624 --> 00:54:58,993
记住呀，我永远都是这么 爱你的
1041
00:54:59,729 --> 00:55:02,596
真的吗？小冬菇
1042
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,231
我什么时候骗过你呀？小森林！
1043
00:55:08,338 --> 00:55:11,466
那我们什么时候结婚呀？
1044
00:55:16,012 --> 00:55:18,344
等那笔钱拿到手之后
1045
00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:21,583
我们就飞去美国结婚
1046
00:55:21,951 --> 00:55:25,387
你怎么好像粤语长片里面的坏人呀？
1047
00:55:31,361 --> 00:55:32,828
速成催眠术
1048
00:55:33,496 --> 00:55:35,088
恭喜发财？
1049
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:40,428
发生什么事呀？
1050
00:55:40,704 --> 00:55:42,399
为何我只剩下一条领带啊？
1051
00:55:43,673 --> 00:55:45,265
好痛呀！
1052
00:55:45,575 --> 00:55:47,008
你催眠自 己呀？
1053
00:55:48,778 --> 00:55:50,143
你怎么知道的？
1054
00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:52,113
好痛呀！
1055
00:55:52,415 --> 00:55:54,212
怪不得你整个人都不同啦！
1056
00:55:55,552 --> 00:55:59,010
你听我解释吧小森林，我
1057
00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:01,189
你看你，又变回原来的模样了
1058
00:56:02,158 --> 00:56:04,353
谢晒！你这个坏蛋！
1059
00:56:04,627 --> 00:56:05,992
怪不得这么 多天没上班啦，！
1060
00:56:06,329 --> 00:56:07,557
原来和这个女人
1061
00:56:07,797 --> 00:56:09,025
你是谁呀？
1062
00:56:09,899 --> 00:56:12,026
我是谢晒的红颜知己
1063
00:56:12,435 --> 00:56:16,132
我不认识她呀！不是三我完全不是
1064
00:56:16,406 --> 00:56:17,771
你给我一分钟！我立刻走
1065
00:56:20,310 --> 00:56:22,574
小森林，我不回鸭吧了
1066
00:56:22,912 --> 00:56:26,143
我立刻辞职，我只爱你一个
1067
00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:28,317
我以后去你家三
1068
00:56:28,585 --> 00:56:31,679
我知你很喜欢我，不过三
1069
00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:33,613
你不适合我的
1070
00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:34,948
我求你不要走吧
1071
00:56:45,168 --> 00:56:50,128
没良心啊！你怎么样啊心肝儿
1072
00:56:50,473 --> 00:56:54,432
我心碎了！
1073
00:56:59,449 --> 00:57:00,381
不要过来呀！
1074
00:57:01,484 --> 00:57:02,382
是谁？
1075
00:57:02,986 --> 00:57:03,918
原来是电话
1076
00:57:06,656 --> 00:57:08,419
乌英，你为何还没杀程小东啊？
1077
00:57:08,658 --> 00:57:09,386
关你屁事呀？
1078
00:57:09,592 --> 00:57:10,354
我是阿公呀
1079
00:57:10,693 --> 00:57:11,352
阿公呀？
1080
00:57:11,628 --> 00:57:12,390
限你三天内把她干掉
1081
00:57:12,695 --> 00:57:13,457
不然我就派人杀她
1082
00:57:13,730 --> 00:57:14,628
那就多谢你了，阿公
1083
00:57:14,898 --> 00:57:15,956
但我还会顺手干掉你呀
1084
00:57:18,935 --> 00:57:20,562
我说黑社会真是难做呀
1085
00:57:20,737 --> 00:57:21,635
乌英哥
1086
00:57:22,005 --> 00:57:23,131
你为何躲在冰霜里面啊？
1087
00:57:23,673 --> 00:57:25,265
我来帮你清洗冰霜嘛
1088
00:57:26,843 --> 00:57:28,105
你为何也躲在冰霜里面呀？
1089
00:57:28,478 --> 00:57:29,809
我在清理柜子嘛
1090
00:57:30,413 --> 00:57:32,506
阿南来帮我收拾房子啊
1091
00:57:33,116 --> 00:57:34,105
怎么这么好呀？
1092
00:57:34,884 --> 00:57:37,011
你帮了我，又不肯收我钱
1093
00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:38,845
所以就来帮伯母收拾房子吧
1094
00:57:39,856 --> 00:57:41,483
你不怕我那天晚上挠了你之后
1095
00:57:41,758 --> 00:57:43,623
做些伤天害理禽兽不如的事情吗？
1096
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,325
她就是觉得你做了
1097
00:57:45,628 --> 00:57:47,186
所以就决定来跟你
1098
00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:51,991
你为何这么大的反应呀？
1099
00:57:53,336 --> 00:57:54,735
我只是开心吧！
1100
00:58:00,543 --> 00:58:02,204
我还帮你煮饭 、 煲汤
1101
00:58:02,946 --> 00:58:05,779
帮你交水费，差饷，帮你洗衣服
1102
00:58:06,149 --> 00:58:07,878
帮你补衣服，帮你通厕所
1103
00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:10,346
我还想明天帮你油漆这间房
1104
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,556
你对我有什么企图呀？三
1105
00:58:17,927 --> 00:58:19,588
为何这么做呀？
1106
00:58:19,896 --> 00:58:21,591
帮我弄得这么干净呀
1107
00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:23,389
阿南趁你打电话的时候
1108
00:58:23,733 --> 00:58:25,223
帮你清洁这房啊
1109
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,902
我叫她以后都不要走，跟定你的了
1110
00:58:28,371 --> 00:58:29,702
你想好了没有呀！小南
1111
00:58:30,106 --> 00:58:31,664
和我一起要捱穷的啊
1112
00:58:32,041 --> 00:58:33,474
我已准备好了
1113
00:58:33,843 --> 00:58:36,243
我已经申请了公共援助金
1114
00:58:36,479 --> 00:58:39,277
扶贫基金和伤残津帖
1115
00:58:40,016 --> 00:58:41,711
我这里哪有人伤残啊？
1116
00:58:42,051 --> 00:58:44,611
你每天出去干，很快就会伤残的了
1117
00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:50,452
妈，你有没有跟她提过我的女朋友？
1118
00:58:50,793 --> 00:58:53,125
我说过了，她说三
1119
00:58:53,429 --> 00:58:54,987
三大家就做姐妹吧
1120
00:58:55,231 --> 00:58:56,255
谁要跟她做姐妹呀？
1121
00:58:56,866 --> 00:58:57,730
给我点面子吧
1122
00:58:57,967 --> 00:58:58,626
乌英你这王八蛋
1123
00:58:58,902 --> 00:58:59,664
竟敢认识其他女子？
1124
00:58:59,969 --> 00:59:00,594
她哪儿会是我的女朋友呀
1125
00:59:00,904 --> 00:59:01,563
如果我说给我大哥听
1126
00:59:01,871 --> 00:59:02,997
他一定会煎你的皮的
1127
00:59:05,942 --> 00:59:09,309
你这一巴掌真是厉害呀！
1128
00:59:09,646 --> 00:59:11,614
为何乌英哥对这女人这么好啊
1129
00:59:12,048 --> 00:59:13,072
我都不知道啊？
1130
00:59:13,917 --> 00:59:15,544
说不定中了她的降头呀！
1131
00:59:15,785 --> 00:59:18,481
干什么呀？说我坏话呀？
1132
00:59:18,755 --> 00:59:20,848
死八婆呀！敢和我争男朋友？
1133
00:59:21,090 --> 00:59:22,717
照下块镜啦，好心你
1134
00:59:22,992 --> 00:59:25,358
等你看一看什么叫做如花美艳
1135
00:59:29,632 --> 00:59:31,395
乌英，你帮我打她呀
1136
00:59:31,768 --> 00:59:33,167
你打我就行了
1137
00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:35,871
走啦，到楼下倾啦，行啦
1138
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,431
原来乌英哥喜欢这种女人
1139
00:59:39,709 --> 00:59:40,767
我知怎么做了
1140
00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:42,374
阿南呀三
1141
00:59:43,813 --> 00:59:45,713
我要改变 自 己
1142
00:59:47,717 --> 00:59:50,982
对了，对了，打啦
1143
00:59:51,654 --> 00:59:53,554
你喜欢，就打多几下啦
1144
00:59:53,990 --> 00:59:56,220
不过，你回家记得同你大哥说
1145
00:59:56,459 --> 00:59:57,983
我欠他的数，请给个面子
1146
00:59:58,294 --> 00:59:59,818
拖个一年半载就还给他了
1147
01:00:02,465 --> 01:00:04,023
阿西我同你讲
1148
01:00:04,233 --> 01:00:05,359
你打我那里都可以
1149
01:00:05,702 --> 01:00:07,101
千万别打我的鼻子
1150
01:00:07,403 --> 01:00:08,927
我全个样最靓是个鼻子
1151
01:00:11,107 --> 01:00:12,574
大只西，我同你讲
1152
01:00:12,909 --> 01:00:14,274
我今次最后忍埋你
1153
01:00:14,510 --> 01:00:15,772
如果你再打我个鼻呢
1154
01:00:25,088 --> 01:00:26,453
大只西，我话你听
1155
01:00:26,889 --> 01:00:28,413
如果不是久你大佬条数
1156
01:00:28,691 --> 01:00:29,623
我早和你分手了
1157
01:00:29,926 --> 01:00:31,655
我上面条女，比香港小姐还靓呢
1158
01:00:32,428 --> 01:00:34,191
你以为 自 己如花美艳
1159
01:00:34,497 --> 01:00:35,521
吃屎啦，你
1160
01:00:36,499 --> 01:00:37,397
你好呀
1161
01:00:39,936 --> 01:00:43,167
你妈个女呀，打我鼻子
1162
01:00:44,540 --> 01:00:45,529
阿南呢？
1163
01:00:46,809 --> 01:00:48,868
她从后楼梯走了
1164
01:00:49,178 --> 01:00:51,078
你伤透他个心了
1165
01:00:51,347 --> 01:00:52,473
哄回她就行了
1166
01:00:52,849 --> 01:00:55,511
你现在的样子，怎么去哄回她
1167
01:00:55,785 --> 01:00:57,309
用块胶布遮住个鼻就行了
1168
01:00:58,087 --> 01:01:01,818
阿仔呀，有个好的女孩肯跟你
1169
01:01:02,091 --> 01:01:04,753
你应该改变一下才对呀
1170
01:01:04,794 --> 01:01:07,126
给人一个惊喜才对呀
1171
01:01:07,363 --> 01:01:08,261
怎样改呀？
1172
01:01:08,698 --> 01:01:10,825
信耶稣
1173
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:22,937
阿里路亚
1174
01:01:23,246 --> 01:01:24,736
他在讲鬼佬粗口呀
1175
01:01:25,048 --> 01:01:28,142
阿里路亚，各位弟兄
1176
01:01:28,618 --> 01:01:31,212
我今天来是想话给你们知
1177
01:01:31,454 --> 01:01:35,788
信耶稣，得永生，主祝福你
1178
01:01:37,794 --> 01:01:39,659
无论你犯了几大的罪孽
1179
01:01:39,929 --> 01:01:43,330
只要你认，耶稣都会宽恕你的
1180
01:01:43,933 --> 01:01:45,059
稣你个头呀
1181
01:01:46,936 --> 01:01:48,460
请你打埋我右边啦
1182
01:01:48,805 --> 01:01:51,069
耶稣话，如果你的敌人打你左面
1183
01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:52,807
你给他打埋右面啦
1184
01:01:54,277 --> 01:01:56,507
打埋你右边耶稣有什么说呀？
1185
01:01:56,746 --> 01:01:57,804
等我看看先
1186
01:01:59,115 --> 01:02:02,983
冇呀，好彩冇呀，好彩
1187
01:02:03,519 --> 01:02:04,986
他好似痴痴地
1188
01:02:05,922 --> 01:02:09,016
鼎爷，我劝你回头是岸
1189
01:02:09,292 --> 01:02:10,782
脱离黑社会啦
1190
01:02:11,327 --> 01:02:13,727
现在黑社会没什么着数的
1191
01:02:14,063 --> 01:02:16,861
不如转行加入家庭计划指导会
1192
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:18,132
起码有东西派呀
1193
01:02:18,367 --> 01:02:19,197
有什么派呀？
1194
01:02:19,702 --> 01:02:20,760
避孕袋
1195
01:02:21,070 --> 01:02:21,695
又玩我
1196
01:02:21,938 --> 01:02:23,872
不是呀，不是呀，我真心说话呀
1197
01:02:24,207 --> 01:02:26,732
我昨天纹了身，决定改过自 身
1198
01:02:27,043 --> 01:02:28,032
纹身都算改过？
1199
01:02:28,344 --> 01:02:29,504
你看
1200
01:02:29,979 --> 01:02:33,779
你老母？粗口都纹了还说改过？
1201
01:02:34,016 --> 01:02:35,950
不是呀，你看完这边吧
1202
01:02:36,853 --> 01:02:39,185
以后不说交叉你老母
1203
01:02:39,489 --> 01:02:40,649
你现在搞什么鬼？
1204
01:02:41,023 --> 01:02:42,081
我真是想做个好人的
1205
01:02:42,358 --> 01:02:43,120
我洗了底的
1206
01:02:43,392 --> 01:02:44,984
洗了底，那即是老啦？
1207
01:02:45,461 --> 01:02:46,359
放开他
1208
01:02:53,136 --> 01:02:56,105
又多一个为祸社会的飞女呀
1209
01:02:56,305 --> 01:02:57,932
闭嘴，不要那么 多 口水
1210
01:02:59,509 --> 01:03:00,737
这里是谁话事呀？
1211
01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:03,044
我呀
1212
01:03:03,412 --> 01:03:06,108
阿姐外号就是越南玫瑰
1213
01:03:06,382 --> 01:03:08,680
嫌长就叫声南姐
1214
01:03:08,951 --> 01:03:11,351
乌英就是我照顾的
1215
01:03:11,921 --> 01:03:14,549
有什么 山高水底，手跛脚跛
1216
01:03:14,824 --> 01:03:15,813
都关我事
1217
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:20,852
靓妹，什么 质料？你那个地方的？
1218
01:03:21,197 --> 01:03:22,528
喂，你那么老土呀
1219
01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:23,561
现在不兴这个啦
1220
01:03:23,933 --> 01:03:25,195
讲实力的
1221
01:03:25,434 --> 01:03:27,732
今天我就先带了二百人在街口
1222
01:03:28,237 --> 01:03:29,727
先礼后兵
1223
01:03:37,346 --> 01:03:38,904
外面真系有成二百人呀
1224
01:03:39,949 --> 01:03:43,146
南姐，真人不露相呀，请茶
1225
01:03:48,591 --> 01:03:50,115
小儿科
1226
01:04:01,370 --> 01:04:04,965
学一学吧，学人叠杯
1227
01:04:05,274 --> 01:04:06,605
厉害呀
1228
01:04:06,943 --> 01:04:08,205
阿姐现在不喜欢你
1229
01:04:08,511 --> 01:04:09,307
麻烦你 自 动弹开
1230
01:04:09,612 --> 01:04:11,239
折埋放在手袋里，自 动拿走
1231
01:04:12,048 --> 01:04:15,176
南姐，给点面子好吧
1232
01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:18,582
用不用请你几张三级片 赠券看完
1233
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:20,846
再请你落卡啦OK，给点面子
1234
01:04:21,123 --> 01:04:22,454
你看都不要看呀
1235
01:04:22,825 --> 01:04:25,225
费事外面的人群情汹涌
1236
01:04:25,561 --> 01:04:27,859
到时有什么斩错，我控制不到的
1237
01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:30,927
知道了，南姐，走就走啦
1238
01:04:34,537 --> 01:04:36,198
给二十元你坐的士啦
1239
01:04:37,073 --> 01:04:39,439
人多，不够的
1240
01:04:39,809 --> 01:04:42,243
不要那么 多 口，怕你了，走
1241
01:04:42,979 --> 01:04:44,276
你们继续坐在这里
1242
01:04:46,015 --> 01:04:47,482
你是小南呀？
1243
01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:48,909
合不合看？
1244
01:04:50,653 --> 01:04:52,018
你那儿找二百人来呀？
1245
01:04:52,822 --> 01:04:54,687
其实这些都是我请来的临记
1246
01:04:55,691 --> 01:04:57,158
你为何穿得这么怪？
1247
01:04:57,827 --> 01:05:00,091
我为你改变 自 己呀
1248
01:05:00,796 --> 01:05:02,127
你好难看
1249
01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:04,890
我也是为你改变 自 己呀
1250
01:05:09,005 --> 01:05:11,405
其实，你本来都挺漂亮的
1251
01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:13,671
你本来都不错呀
1252
01:05:14,677 --> 01:05:16,110
不如，我们做回 自 己吧
1253
01:05:16,345 --> 01:05:17,334
反正现在这么难看
1254
01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:20,515
其实，我们俩个加起来，除二就对了
1255
01:05:21,183 --> 01:05:24,482
加起来除二，还着衫呀
1256
01:05:26,355 --> 01:05:29,813
哗你老母咩，没见过人做老呀
1257
01:05:34,063 --> 01:05:36,190
小西呀，为何这么迟呀
1258
01:05:36,432 --> 01:05:38,730
至高呀，整晚不高兴躲在房里面
1259
01:05:38,968 --> 01:05:39,764
真的
1260
01:05:40,002 --> 01:05:41,401
我都话今晚的派对
1261
01:05:41,737 --> 01:05:43,830
会介绍美女给他认识的
1262
01:05:46,542 --> 01:05:47,702
女人就见得多了
1263
01:05:48,044 --> 01:05:49,773
但冇见过这么蠢的女人
1264
01:05:50,246 --> 01:05:52,009
以为这样就可以骗到我
1265
01:05:52,214 --> 01:05:53,977
扮妓女？以为我不知道
1266
01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:55,444
我妈更离谱
1267
01:05:55,685 --> 01:05:57,448
这么大的人还和她一起疯
1268
01:05:57,753 --> 01:05:59,744
她爸爸说的话你全听到了
1269
01:06:00,022 --> 01:06:01,489
我今晚就要揭穿她们
1270
01:06:01,757 --> 01:06:03,725
你又真是的，这样想人家
1271
01:06:04,026 --> 01:06:05,425
我一向都是这样玩的
1272
01:06:05,861 --> 01:06:07,886
我这次扮一个纯情俊男
1273
01:06:08,130 --> 01:06:09,290
一于哄到她 团团转
1274
01:06:09,565 --> 01:06:11,260
然后告诉别人说
1275
01:06:11,567 --> 01:06:13,194
自 己玩厌了，一脚踢开
1276
01:06:13,502 --> 01:06:15,231
让她爸爸都奈我不何
1277
01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:16,730
你不怕她生气吗？
1278
01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:20,033
不是吧？大家四年感情
1279
01:06:20,343 --> 01:06:21,435
一向都是这样玩的
1280
01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:22,973
结束以后还不是回到我身边
1281
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:25,874
算你吧
1282
01:06:25,915 --> 01:06:26,540
那到时我要你和她分手
1283
01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:28,383
你一定要做啊
1284
01:06:29,618 --> 01:06:31,313
亲一亲我啊 好啊
1285
01:06:42,365 --> 01:06:45,562
小西，小西，去那里？
1286
01:06:46,235 --> 01:06:47,429
去那儿关你何事？
1287
01:06:47,937 --> 01:06:50,337
原来你一直玩我，你好呀
1288
01:06:50,606 --> 01:06:51,573
干嘛这么快走？
1289
01:06:51,774 --> 01:06:52,706
不走，等你上我呀？
1290
01:06:52,975 --> 01:06:55,034
做完你女朋友，到时你一脚踢开我
1291
01:06:55,311 --> 01:06:56,141
我想问清楚
1292
01:06:56,512 --> 01:06:57,410
到底你是不是做妓女？
1293
01:06:57,646 --> 01:06:58,510
不是
1294
01:06:59,115 --> 01:07:00,844
我一直以来都是扮妓女玩你的
1295
01:07:01,083 --> 01:07:03,017
但我想不到被你到过头来玩这么笨
1296
01:07:03,452 --> 01:07:04,942
你早知道我不是妓女吗？
1297
01:07:05,187 --> 01:07:07,087
不是，我是刚刚才知道的
1298
01:07:08,090 --> 01:07:09,648
再见了，李志高先生
1299
01:07:10,092 --> 01:07:11,616
我女朋友友想你入去同她说两句
1300
01:07:13,129 --> 01:07:14,255
还想我进去给人玩吗？
1301
01:07:14,497 --> 01:07:16,397
你跟我来呀，来呀
1302
01:07:18,300 --> 01:07:20,131
你不怕我吃醋吗？
1303
01:07:23,272 --> 01:07:25,467
算你啦，我叫你走的时候
1304
01:07:25,775 --> 01:07:26,764
你要即刻走的
1305
01:07:27,276 --> 01:07:28,868
亲一下
1306
01:07:32,314 --> 01:07:33,338
你们？
1307
01:07:33,616 --> 01:07:37,575
我是至高的大表哥，表嫂
1308
01:07:39,388 --> 01:07:42,118
傻女，他们俩个在和你开玩笑
1309
01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:45,350
至高说，你玩了他那么久，不愤气
1310
01:07:47,830 --> 01:07:49,457
你都明白了，你还想走
1311
01:07:50,099 --> 01:07:52,067
怎知道你那一次是真，那次是假
1312
01:07:52,334 --> 01:07:54,165
怎知道你是不是想玩一下就算了
1313
01:07:55,304 --> 01:07:56,999
那你不是都玩我很久吗？
1314
01:08:00,443 --> 01:08:01,808
一人一次而 已
1315
01:08:02,244 --> 01:08:03,541
是我不好了，对不起啦
1316
01:08:03,879 --> 01:08:05,608
你呀，没有一句是真的
1317
01:08:06,182 --> 01:08:07,809
不是呀，我有两样可是真的
1318
01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:08,744
什么？
1319
01:08:08,984 --> 01:08:12,147
第一，就是我对你的心
1320
01:08:12,888 --> 01:08:14,719
第二，就是三
1321
01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:16,356
什么？
1322
01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:18,188
处男
1323
01:08:18,494 --> 01:08:19,756
鬼才信你
1324
01:08:22,364 --> 01:08:23,388
行了
1325
01:08:30,039 --> 01:08:31,802
自从失去了小东之后
1326
01:08:32,308 --> 01:08:34,242
我真是失去了人生乐趣
1327
01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:36,669
终日 留连在保龄球馆
1328
01:08:36,979 --> 01:08:40,176
郁郁寡欢，还借酒消愁
1329
01:08:40,516 --> 01:08:42,416
喂，这酒是我的
1330
01:08:44,587 --> 01:08:45,849
有冇搞错
1331
01:08:46,222 --> 01:08:47,519
依家借来饮下都不行
1332
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:52,094
话明借酒消愁嘛
1333
01:08:54,196 --> 01:08:56,790
终日 自 抱自 弃，自 甘堕落
1334
01:08:57,032 --> 01:08:57,589
神经病
1335
01:08:57,633 --> 01:08:58,657
我做番鸭
1336
01:08:58,934 --> 01:09:00,959
还要是错，最烂，最贱那种
1337
01:09:01,203 --> 01:09:04,138
连所有兄弟都认为最差的猪火鸡
1338
01:09:04,373 --> 01:09:05,931
我也自 动献身
1339
01:09:09,545 --> 01:09:11,604
我实在太命苦了 谢晒
1340
01:09:14,316 --> 01:09:17,012
蒙面超人 过来吧
1341
01:09:18,687 --> 01:09:20,382
你做什么遮住自 己的脸呀
1342
01:09:21,423 --> 01:09:23,323
我还有何面 目 见你姐姐呀
1343
01:09:24,026 --> 01:09:26,517
对了，你来这里做什么？
1344
01:09:26,762 --> 01:09:28,457
我姐姐好挂念你呀
1345
01:09:30,432 --> 01:09:31,865
不用骗我了
1346
01:09:33,002 --> 01:09:34,731
你姐姐又怎会原谅我呀
1347
01:09:35,437 --> 01:09:38,406
你估错了，谢晒
1348
01:09:41,310 --> 01:09:43,335
谢晒 小东东
1349
01:09:44,914 --> 01:09:46,472
谢晒
1350
01:10:14,243 --> 01:10:15,107
你干嘛？
1351
01:10:17,279 --> 01:10:18,906
谢晒 小东东
1352
01:10:22,818 --> 01:10:24,115
谢晒 小东东
1353
01:10:25,020 --> 01:10:26,112
不准打茹轮
1354
01:10:26,455 --> 01:10:27,183
你想点呀？
1355
01:10:27,389 --> 01:10:28,481
我问你想点至真？
1356
01:10:28,724 --> 01:10:30,624
我付了钱，带他出街打保龄球的
1357
01:10:30,826 --> 01:10:31,690
谢晒
1358
01:10:31,994 --> 01:10:34,758
对，你想打保龄球呀
1359
01:10:34,997 --> 01:10:35,861
是呀
1360
01:10:36,165 --> 01:10:38,030
很容易的，来呀
1361
01:10:41,270 --> 01:10:42,168
全中
1362
01:10:47,843 --> 01:10:49,208
你不怪我吗？
1363
01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:53,909
我都不够坏男人好
1364
01:10:54,516 --> 01:10:55,847
我想通了
1365
01:10:56,118 --> 01:10:58,450
我不理你是好男人，还是坏男人
1366
01:10:58,787 --> 01:11:01,051
只要是我爱的男人就行了
1367
01:11:03,025 --> 01:11:04,617
我们都是男人
1368
01:11:12,735 --> 01:11:14,600
肯定又忘记带锁匙了
1369
01:11:15,738 --> 01:11:17,763
下次再这样，罚三百块钱
1370
01:11:22,511 --> 01:11:25,207
程程，我是痴心呀
1371
01:11:25,547 --> 01:11:27,412
程程 痴心
1372
01:11:29,218 --> 01:11:32,210
你这样子，吓得人心肝仔噗噗跳呀
1373
01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:34,354
不好意思，你先进来坐
1374
01:11:34,590 --> 01:11:35,522
我去换件衣服
1375
01:11:35,758 --> 01:11:36,850
你随便 好呀
1376
01:11:49,672 --> 01:11:50,900
这房子这么大
1377
01:11:51,173 --> 01:11:52,834
我这次还不财色兼收
1378
01:11:55,344 --> 01:11:56,436
看什么看，八婆
1379
01:11:56,679 --> 01:11:59,477
你条仔霖我呀，吃屎啦
1380
01:12:01,583 --> 01:12:03,073
真不好意思，要你等这么久
1381
01:12:03,552 --> 01:12:05,110
不要紧
1382
01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:09,313
你间屋好有品味，好美呀
1383
01:12:09,525 --> 01:12:12,323
真的，以前太太设计的
1384
01:12:13,495 --> 01:12:14,860
这个就是玉卿姐呀
1385
01:12:15,964 --> 01:12:19,491
她好漂亮呀，漂亮到发光呀
1386
01:12:20,202 --> 01:12:24,070
见到她的画，我就觉得自 卑了
1387
01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:27,667
老爸，老爸
1388
01:12:27,910 --> 01:12:29,878
我来介绍，这位是陈痴心小姐
1389
01:12:30,646 --> 01:12:32,341
是我三年的笔友来的
1390
01:12:33,449 --> 01:12:35,041
他们就是你的仔仔女女呀？
1391
01:12:35,084 --> 01:12:36,142
你好
1392
01:12:37,252 --> 01:12:38,617
痴心姐姐今晚在这里睡啦
1393
01:12:38,887 --> 01:12:40,286
是呀，这里睡吧
1394
01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:42,418
不好意思？
1395
01:12:58,040 --> 01:13:00,372
痴心，点解你会在这里？
1396
01:13:01,110 --> 01:13:03,010
你这样都说得出 口
1397
01:13:03,245 --> 01:13:04,974
是你一定要拉我进来的
1398
01:13:05,247 --> 01:13:06,339
你不想认帐吗？
1399
01:13:06,615 --> 01:13:07,775
不是呀
1400
01:13:09,118 --> 01:13:11,313
有些事做过，你不知道吗？
1401
01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:13,521
有些事？那到是
1402
01:13:13,789 --> 01:13:16,383
真是很久没做过，没什么印象
1403
01:13:16,859 --> 01:13:17,985
不知道就是有啦
1404
01:13:18,460 --> 01:13:21,691
你不想 负 责呀？正衰人
1405
01:13:22,164 --> 01:13:24,189
痴心呀，我三
1406
01:13:24,466 --> 01:13:25,990
以后我就是你的人啦
1407
01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:30,171
你间屋就要给我，钱由我保管
1408
01:13:30,506 --> 01:13:32,371
家用 由我分配
1409
01:13:32,708 --> 01:13:34,767
仔女就等我教
1410
01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:37,035
还要买一百万美金人寿保险
1411
01:13:37,312 --> 01:13:38,472
受益人就是我
1412
01:13:39,848 --> 01:13:40,780
我们刚刚真是三
1413
01:13:40,983 --> 01:13:41,950
当然啦
1414
01:13:42,618 --> 01:13:43,676
我想来多次
1415
01:13:43,852 --> 01:13:46,480
不行呀，等全部的东西都写给我啦
1416
01:13:46,755 --> 01:13:47,585
现在睡觉
1417
01:13:54,830 --> 01:13:56,661
早晨，痴心
1418
01:13:56,932 --> 01:13:58,365
你有没见我叠钱同只手表呀
1419
01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:01,601
你那$8，751.25同埋只金劳呀
1420
01:14:01,804 --> 01:14:02,327
对呀
1421
01:14:02,571 --> 01:14:03,401
不见
1422
01:14:03,972 --> 01:14:04,836
吃早餐了
1423
01:14:09,344 --> 01:14:10,072
这是什么？
1424
01:14:10,646 --> 01:14:11,738
早餐啰
1425
01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:14,206
这么几块叶同一粒野
1426
01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:16,711
这是配菜，还有主菜是吗？
1427
01:14:17,085 --> 01:14:19,315
没有啦，现在美国兴呀，很有益的
1428
01:14:19,555 --> 01:14:20,920
老爸，早晨
1429
01:14:21,557 --> 01:14:22,387
坐啦
1430
01:14:23,358 --> 01:14:24,757
来来来，吃早餐
1431
01:14:24,993 --> 01:14:25,687
痴心姐姐话
1432
01:14:26,028 --> 01:14:28,622
美国现在时这类早餐
1433
01:14:28,897 --> 01:14:29,795
人人有份
1434
01:14:30,432 --> 01:14:31,330
痴心呀
1435
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:33,465
我昨晚给你的两万家用呢？
1436
01:14:34,102 --> 01:14:37,003
程程，你怀疑我
1437
01:14:37,239 --> 01:14:39,764
怀疑我是个贪钱的女人，对不对？
1438
01:14:40,409 --> 01:14:41,341
不是的
1439
01:14:42,077 --> 01:14:43,203
你是的
1440
01:14:43,579 --> 01:14:45,877
不会的，痴心姐姐，食早餐啦
1441
01:14:46,114 --> 01:14:47,513
好呀，我食另外的
1442
01:14:50,452 --> 01:14:53,046
我们就吃叶，你就吃乳鸽
1443
01:14:53,555 --> 01:14:56,353
我瘦嘛，不补又怎么可以呢
1444
01:14:56,625 --> 01:14:57,785
对不对呀？程程
1445
01:14:58,060 --> 01:14:59,425
这么早你怎会买得到乳鸽？
1446
01:15:03,065 --> 01:15:07,297
二家姐，你今早上天台喂雀三
1447
01:15:09,071 --> 01:15:12,472
是呀，我劫回来的
1448
01:15:14,910 --> 01:15:17,276
我的心肝宝贝，养了两年的
1449
01:15:18,814 --> 01:15:21,214
这，最多不吃吧
1450
01:15:22,017 --> 01:15:23,644
你下次问一下先嘛
1451
01:15:23,886 --> 01:15:25,820
几时轮到你说话，冇大冇细
1452
01:15:33,629 --> 01:15:36,097
喂，你做什么？
1453
01:15:36,331 --> 01:15:38,299
做什么？我挂自 己副相都不行
1454
01:15:38,567 --> 01:15:39,591
你妈都死了这么久了
1455
01:15:39,868 --> 01:15:41,631
不行，你快些挂番上去
1456
01:15:41,904 --> 01:15:43,098
天残脚你试下啦
1457
01:15:43,405 --> 01:15:47,967
死仔，阻住阿姐做事
1458
01:15:49,444 --> 01:15:50,809
发生了什么事呀？
1459
01:15:54,516 --> 01:15:56,074
你的儿子欺负 我呀
1460
01:15:56,318 --> 01:15:58,047
我打算挂副画上去而 已
1461
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:00,015
怎知道他在下面偷看
1462
01:16:00,422 --> 01:16:01,980
我没有呀，我不是呀
1463
01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:03,122
你还说没有
1464
01:16:03,358 --> 01:16:04,620
你看你，生眼挑针了
1465
01:16:04,826 --> 01:16:05,690
快点道歉
1466
01:16:05,994 --> 01:16:07,655
是她，是她除妈副相下来
1467
01:16:07,996 --> 01:16:09,429
我才和她吵的
1468
01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:11,897
没有啦，没有啦
1469
01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:14,134
全部被他看到了，惨了
1470
01:16:18,707 --> 01:16:19,571
什么事？
1471
01:16:20,242 --> 01:16:21,402
没事，没事
1472
01:16:23,345 --> 01:16:24,835
我们有事宣布
1473
01:16:25,213 --> 01:16:26,145
宣布什么？
1474
01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:27,973
我同你爸爸结婚呀
1475
01:16:28,550 --> 01:16:30,643
由今天开始，我就是你们的新妈咪
1476
01:16:30,919 --> 01:16:32,443
我会全权负 责你们的钱
1477
01:16:32,788 --> 01:16:34,722
不是，是你们的生活
1478
01:16:37,893 --> 01:16:38,985
开不开心呀？
1479
01:16:42,931 --> 01:16:43,989
恭喜老爸
1480
01:16:44,967 --> 01:16:47,959
呀，你们恭喜我啦
1481
01:16:48,236 --> 01:16:49,396
尊重些呀，伯母
1482
01:16:49,805 --> 01:16:52,603
Antie呀，这是我卡片 呀
1483
01:16:53,408 --> 01:16:54,966
最紧要收钱的
1484
01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:55,840
谢晒
1485
01:16:59,448 --> 01:17:00,506
OK
1486
01:17:05,153 --> 01:17:06,745
很残忍呀
1487
01:17:11,026 --> 01:17:11,958
你没事吧
1488
01:17:14,129 --> 01:17:15,994
靓仔，到你了
1489
01:17:16,231 --> 01:17:16,822
什么？
1490
01:17:17,265 --> 01:17:18,095
妈咪
1491
01:17:18,333 --> 01:17:19,129
嘴啖先啦
1492
01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:23,199
妈咪，你应该嘴老爸先的
1493
01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:26,441
好呀
1494
01:17:26,942 --> 01:17:31,743
来啦，顶硬上啦，走开，走开
1495
01:17:36,485 --> 01:17:37,474
恭喜我呀
1496
01:17:37,686 --> 01:17:38,414
我反对
1497
01:17:38,620 --> 01:17:40,588
小北 我不要她做我新妈咪
1498
01:17:42,891 --> 01:17:44,654
你有爷生，没娘教的
1499
01:17:47,262 --> 01:17:49,093
不过好在有我在
1500
01:17:49,464 --> 01:17:50,556
在我悉心教导下
1501
01:17:50,866 --> 01:17:52,800
他一定成为一个大好的青年
1502
01:17:53,635 --> 01:17:55,796
是不是结婚呀，你们三个
1503
01:17:56,138 --> 01:17:57,730
过来谈谈呀，来
1504
01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:00,099
我要求很简单的
1505
01:18:00,375 --> 01:18:02,172
一个女一百万，三千尺的楼
1506
01:18:02,544 --> 01:18:04,409
一架宾士，二只狗，一只猫
1507
01:18:04,746 --> 01:18:06,611
同埋五千打西饼
1508
01:18:07,482 --> 01:18:09,143
你说话吗？你
1509
01:18:09,418 --> 01:18:11,215
我收分手费都收不到这么 多钱啦
1510
01:18:11,553 --> 01:18:12,577
你什么 质料呀，阿婶？
1511
01:18:12,854 --> 01:18:13,946
你手指指，指低点呀
1512
01:18:14,723 --> 01:18:15,951
是不是不想给？
1513
01:18:16,191 --> 01:18:18,182
我除晒他地的衫等佬包架
1514
01:18:18,493 --> 01:18:18,982
不要这么冲动呀
1515
01:18:19,261 --> 01:18:19,750
我有钱，等我给
1516
01:18:20,028 --> 01:18:20,960
给你老母呀，给
1517
01:18:21,229 --> 01:18:22,389
你在说什么呀？
1518
01:18:22,798 --> 01:18:26,529
跨过床头都是父母，冇大冇细
1519
01:18:26,968 --> 01:18:30,199
老爸呀，这个样子的八婆
1520
01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:31,767
你那里找来的？
1521
01:18:32,074 --> 01:18:34,304
你点顶呀？她简直就是三
1522
01:18:34,676 --> 01:18:35,438
我不理呀，我还没过门
1523
01:18:35,777 --> 01:18:36,801
她们就欺负 我了
1524
01:18:37,279 --> 01:18:38,541
我那还有地位呀
1525
01:18:38,780 --> 01:18:40,338
唉，不要吵了，你们
1526
01:18:40,916 --> 01:18:43,942
老爸，我想我们要开个家庭会议
1527
01:18:44,252 --> 01:18:45,446
我不接受这个新妈咪呀
1528
01:18:48,090 --> 01:18:51,651
小东，小南，小西，小心呀
1529
01:18:52,594 --> 01:18:53,390
拿刀
1530
01:19:02,971 --> 01:19:04,905
程小东，你这八婆
1531
01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:06,903
同我出来，搜
1532
01:19:07,142 --> 01:19:08,040
是，大佬
1533
01:19:08,643 --> 01:19:09,905
什么事啊 死了
1534
01:19:10,145 --> 01:19:10,941
他们是小东的仇人
1535
01:19:11,279 --> 01:19:13,509
杀人不斩眼的，真的
1536
01:19:17,986 --> 01:19:19,954
程小东在那里，不要杀我
1537
01:19:50,685 --> 01:19:54,280
我不是谢晒，我是李小龙
1538
01:19:54,990 --> 01:19:58,153
我不是谢晒，我是李小龙
1539
01:19:58,994 --> 01:20:02,430
我不是谢晒，我是李小龙
1540
01:20:11,873 --> 01:20:12,771
李小龙？
1541
01:20:12,974 --> 01:20:13,906
打他 好
1542
01:20:27,889 --> 01:20:29,356
一，二，三
1543
01:20:41,636 --> 01:20:43,194
各位手足，大家有话好说呀
1544
01:20:44,606 --> 01:20:45,436
自 己人，自 己人
1545
01:20:45,707 --> 01:20:46,731
这是我女朋友家，给个面子吧
1546
01:20:46,942 --> 01:20:47,670
给你老母呀
1547
01:20:48,276 --> 01:20:49,800
喂你做什么？
1548
01:20:54,416 --> 01:20:55,144
死啦
1549
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:05,956
弄损了
1550
01:22:13,161 --> 01:22:14,651
救命呀 不要过来呀
1551
01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:17,398
不要过来呀，过来我杀了她
1552
01:22:17,565 --> 01:22:18,623
冷静一点
1553
01:22:20,402 --> 01:22:21,835
过来，我杀了她
1554
01:22:22,037 --> 01:22:24,870
不要呀，不要呀，不要杀我呀
1555
01:22:25,173 --> 01:22:26,071
世伯，点呀
1556
01:22:26,341 --> 01:22:27,171
你们别动呀！
1557
01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:31,442
程程，你帮我挡了这一刀吧？
1558
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:33,671
你反正睾丸癌就快死啦
1559
01:22:33,982 --> 01:22:36,473
最多死时间屋写我的名字，好不好
1560
01:22:36,718 --> 01:22:38,185
别吵，八婆，不要过来
1561
01:22:38,486 --> 01:22:39,384
你究竟想点呀？
1562
01:22:39,721 --> 01:22:40,551
你杀了我大佬
1563
01:22:40,922 --> 01:22:41,854
我要你痛苦一世
1564
01:22:42,123 --> 01:22:44,284
我要带走他，卖去非洲做妓女
1565
01:22:44,726 --> 01:22:45,988
我要你永远见不到她
1566
01:22:46,594 --> 01:22:47,788
我要你痛苦一世
1567
01:22:48,763 --> 01:22:50,355
上船前记得留个地址呀
1568
01:22:50,865 --> 01:22:51,593
不要过来
1569
01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:52,798
不要呀
1570
01:22:53,768 --> 01:22:55,167
千万不要呀
1571
01:22:58,073 --> 01:22:59,233
太好了
1572
01:23:00,442 --> 01:23:02,034
太好了，天都光晒啦
1573
01:23:02,344 --> 01:23:03,174
世伯，帮你捆起来
1574
01:23:03,478 --> 01:23:04,467
捆起来，我们才吃饭
1575
01:23:04,879 --> 01:23:05,607
有没有人报警呀？
1576
01:23:06,014 --> 01:23:06,878
捆紧一点
1577
01:23:07,449 --> 01:23:09,644
老爸，你不怪我们吧
1578
01:23:10,518 --> 01:23:12,816
当然不怪啦
1579
01:23:14,556 --> 01:23:16,183
你们个个都是我的儿女呀
1580
01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:18,688
还有呀，我决定以后都不结婚了
1581
01:23:19,027 --> 01:23:20,324
有你们在我身边就行了
1582
01:23:20,595 --> 01:23:23,462
老爸，我们在你最后的 日 子
1583
01:23:23,765 --> 01:23:26,165
都不能令你开心，真是三
1584
01:23:26,801 --> 01:23:28,393
我今次不怪你们
1585
01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,065
你们也不准怪我呀
1586
01:23:30,739 --> 01:23:31,797
我老实告诉你们
1587
01:23:32,207 --> 01:23:33,367
其实我没有生癌的
1588
01:23:33,541 --> 01:23:34,439
真的
1589
01:23:35,844 --> 01:23:38,335
真的，老爸想你们快点结婚而 已
1590
01:23:38,747 --> 01:23:40,476
老爸
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