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Wow.

Just keep looking. Just keep scrolling through this and you'll see all the

different things we did.

All right, guys. Just so you know, I just started the camera rolling.

Everybody, this is going to be another episode. We're going to try and shoot

the blue pill men that we've been doing for the website.

As you guys can see, this is Frankie.

It's been stored in most of our shoots and videos. And this is another friend

ours named Duke. Hey, Duke. Yeah. You are on camera right now.

I am? Oh, yeah.

Okay. This is awesome.

I got him on the site.

Oh, you're showing him our website that your son Justin set up for us? Okay,

cool. Which one are you showing him right now?

Right now, I'm showing him the one. Do you remember when we did my domestic

health?

Oh, yeah, where the daughter of your old maid showed up. For 20 years, I had

her. And you were with the daughter. Yeah, I remember that one.

She was gorgeous.

God damn.

Didn't you shoot this?

Yeah, I shot all of them. Wow, nice job, man. Well, I appreciate it. Thanks.

Anyway, you know, this was, Frankie has a sex addiction, and we needed to

satisfy him, and his business kind of arose out of that, you know?

Let me see the other one here.

Yeah.

Which one is that one, Frankie, now?

This is the one where the girl won't like the mature men.

Oh, okay, yeah. Remember, I called and finally we looked at that. And you

her a new meaning of mature.

Oh, look at the tits on that. Oh, God damn, she's gorgeous. Anyway, Duke.

Where do you find these girls? Okay, where do we find them? We got a couple

out. We use newspapers.

We use Craigslist to post some online ads. Look at that ad I'm running.

Dang it.

And you get responses from that?

I'm right on line here.

Anyway, Duke, would you be interested in joining our little group?

You know Glenn's doing it already.

Absolutely. Yeah, okay. Now, just so you know, it's not for free.

Yeah. I mean, the dues are basically you have to pay for the girl.

You have to help girls like that? Yeah. You have to help them through the

problem. But here's the good side. Like, if you go on a roller coaster and they

take that picture of you, you know, screaming.

And so here you've got a whole video you can watch every day forever on our

website, and that's a real memory. How does that sound?

You know, it's well worth the money to join our little club. Not to mention the

bragging rights at our age, huh?

She could be a day over 19, man.

Most of them are from 19 to 25, believe it or not. Oh, yeah, they're most, and

they're beautiful.

Frankie, you got any girls lined up?

Yeah, I have one coming over today.

Really? He should be here soon.

Yeah, a lot of times I call them, but sometimes Frankie, he just can't wait.

gets on the phone and calls one. Well, you know what happens is that

sometimes... Get your camera. ...girls will recommend another girlfriend and

they'll call me back.

This is one that was recommended to us.

What's the girl's name that's coming today?

Her name is Lisa.

Lisa? Yeah, beautiful girl, at least from her picture.

Okay. 19.

Did she answer our ad, or did you just call up one of the export sites? The

girls recommended it to us. Really? Yeah. Oh, word of mouth.

Word of mouth.

Cool. She's anywhere near as pretty as these. Oh, this one, this one, you're

going to believe. I'd love to see that. You're going to get a hard one as soon

as you see her. All right, guys, I'm rolling again.

You nervous there, Duke?

A little bit. Okay, we've got a couple of rules here. First thing is, you have

your pills, guys.

You have a pill?

I've got plenty. You need your blue pills.

Okay, she's going to be here in like 10 minutes.

Yeah, and usually you've got to pop these at least 20 minutes before you get

into business. So if she's here in 10 minutes, I'd take your pills now.

Yeah, I've got plenty.

That's guaranteed to work.

Are you sharing today, Frankie? Yep, there's nothing to be guaranteed.

All right, come on. We're the camera. I want to see these pills get taken so I

know they've been done.

Okay, never forget your pills.

All right, good. All right, step one done. There's a couple things you do

to know about.

You haven't done a lot of this type of exercise in a long time.

So Frankie does it all the time. It would be a very good idea to do some

stretching, some limbering, you know, so you don't pull any muscles and we don't

have to call 911 in the middle of a shoot because you threw a back out or

neck don't move anymore.

So, you know.

Do what you, Frankie will show you some of his moves, I'm sure you've got some

of your own.

Bend over, stretch, get limber, make sure you don't have any cramps, have

fluids, you know, safety first here, you know?

What I usually do is I get myself to go this way, this way, oh boy, and I've got

to cramp all the stuff.

That's why we do limbering.

He hasn't even got the girl here yet, and I'm already wondering about 911.

You know what I'm saying?

This is what we don't want to have happen in the middle of a shoot.

That was funny.

Okay.

We're not laughing at you. We're laughing at you. Yeah, I know.

So I just figured it out. And then I used to get down, and I'd do some push

-ups. Push -ups? Push -ups, yeah. Oh, yeah, you got to do push -ups. And we

count by five, right?

Okay,

I think he's in better shape than you. He's doing push -ups. And you did what I

couldn't call a fuck -up, all right?

Oxygen. I need oxygen.

You know,

put that on the list. Maybe we should have a bottle of oxygen here.

Just in case.

I messed up my hair, dog. And then I usually just try to get down and bend

back as much as I can because when you do doggy style, you've got to have it

move. Now we're getting into a realm of, okay, how's this? Is this okay? You

think I should order knee pads for you guys?

Just get it.

Come on, you're not that old, guys. I'm older than you. What the hell are you

doing? I did it. I did it.

Yeah, but can you get up?

No. Can you get back up? I didn't think about that.

The only thing you're going to be doing in this scene is eating.

Look, I'd like to see the girl give you mouth -to -mouth, but not to bring you

back to fucking life, all right?

You've covered the limbering, and you saw why that's important, because we

almost lost Frankie.

Another important thing with these girls, you've got to be clean.

They cannot go down on you and pass out from the bad smell. You know what I

mean? Because you guys thought showering's optional because you're old

You've got to be clean and fresh for these girls, or believe me, the word

get out and we won't get any more. Okay?

All right, so go take a shower.

All right.

Good.

She's really coming?

I don't know. It's not that far.

All right, guys, I've got the camera on. Is the girl going to be here in a few

minutes? She's supposed to be here any minute now.

Okay, well.

I'm getting kind of nervous. You're nervous? Yeah. When was the last time

had sex, too, by the way?

Has it been that long?

Oh, can I give you that? No, I'm joking.

It's been a while.

What's a while?

When's the last time you had it with a 19 -year -old?

Probably about 50 years ago. When I was 19.

So really, how long has it been?

Since I had sex, it's been a few days.

A few days? Yeah. And how old was that? Oh, she's here.

I've got a feeling it's here.

Okay. Now I'm really nervous.

All right, well, calm down.

Lisa, hi.

Come on in, Steve.

How are you?

Hey, Duke.

Hello. Hi, honey.

How are you doing, Lisa? I'm Johnny. What a gorgeous young lady. Hey, Johnny.

Keep up the filming. And I am Frankie.

You're going to sit down on my lap for a second.

Okay. Anyway, Lisa, how are you doing? I'm good. How are you?

Okay.

We're shooting a video here. We have a website.

Are you cool with that?

Yeah. All righty. Have you ever done this before with filming for a camera?

Like twice.

Twice? Was it a good experience for you?

Yeah. Okay, but let me ask you, have you ever done it with a bunch of old guys?

No. What's the oldest guy you've ever been with?

30. 30?

Okay, you're going to have to multiply that at least by 2 .5 or something like

that.

Frankie, what are you doing? Getting rid of a pocketbook.

Calm down, Frankie.

Calm down, all right? I'm trying to find out a little bit about the girl, all

right? All right. Anyway, how old are you there, Lisa?

I'm 19.

You're 19.

Really?

And how long have you been doing, you know, going out and meeting men and, you

know? A couple days.

You just started?

Yeah. Okay.

Well, you're a very, very pretty girl.

Okay, Frankie is our main man.

I've been doing this with him for a couple months now.

All right?

The older dashing gentleman behind you, whose face is redder than a tomato

because he's so embarrassed and nervous, is Duke.

It's his first time.

It's been a while for him.

Okay? Please be gentle with him.

Anyway. Can you stand up for a little bit? I want to take a good look at you.

All right?

If you want, take off your jacket.

Wow, you've got a very, very nice body.

Do you dance at all?

Yeah. Really?

You ever dance professionally? Because you've got that kind of dancer's body.

I'm starting soon, actually.

Really? What type of dance?

I think it's jazz performance.

Oh, okay. You've got that dancer's body. Very athletic. Give me a pirouette like

you would in dancing.

That's ballet.

Okay. Very nice.

Can you show us your tits?

Yeah. All right. Let's see what they look like.

Drop the top down a little bit, if you can, so we can see all of it.

What do you think about them, Frankie?

I don't know.

Really?

Okay, Frankie, Frankie, Frankie.

I am trying to film this.

You'll have your chance a little later, but don't jump the gun.

They're beautiful.

They look natural, too.

They are real. Oh, that's great.

You don't see real boobs that often anymore.

Yeah, you're natural. That's wonderful.

I think it looks weird when someone's wearing, like, a tank top.

And their boobs stand up straight and they're not wearing a bra.

Right. There's no jiggle. There's no bounce. It's just like rocks, right?

Yeah. No, those are perfect. Perfect nipples.

Okay, sweetie, could you give us a little turn, pick up the dress? I'd like

see what your ass looks like.

Turn around. That's Frankie's.

Frankie.

Little ass kisser that guy is, isn't he? You know?

Okay.

Bend over a little bit. Gorgeous butt.

Bend over, touch your toes almost so we can really see what it looks like.

Just hold that pose.

That's great.

Somebody has to do this. Duke, aren't you great at this?

Yeah.

Duke, are you okay over there?

Okay. All right.

Turn around again.

Do a little.

That's outrageous.

Could you drop your panties a little bit so we can take a little bit look at

your ass again and bend over again?

Jiggle your ass a little bit for us, too.

They don't jiggle on their own. They need help. They're that tight, that ass.

It doesn't work?

Okay.

Beautiful. Bend over again.

Oh, outrageous.

Turn around and let us see what the pussy looks like.

That is nice.

Very clean.

Can you push it out a little bit for us?

Give us a pushy pose.

That's nice.

You want to touch yourself a little bit for us?

You are one hot looking girl.

Are you doing okay back there? Are you sure?

Really? She's gorgeous.

Did I lie to you?

No, not even a little bit.

Actually, you understated it. Want to sit on Frankie's lap a little bit?

He's getting all worked up over there anyway, so... Before he jumps out of the

chair and pulls a muscle, you know?

Again. Oh, look at how nice they are.

They are some nice tits, aren't they?

Oh. He's got too many toes.

Calm down.

Okay, now remember, Duke chipped in pretty much for most of this today.

Okay, so this is really for Duke, mostly.

Don't give me that look of disappointment.

You get enough action.

You know, think of your friends once in a while.

So you ever been with anybody as old as this guy here? I know.

What do you think?

Honey, I may be old, but I ain't dead.

He's near death, but he's not dead yet.

Well, if she can't feel I ain't dead, she's dead. She might do it to you. He

wants to die in the sack.

I want to live to 94 and get shot by a fellow's husband who's born before.

And he means that. That's his bucket list.

So can you stand up again?

Frankie, can you let her go?

Hey, Duke, are you ready to join the club?

Oh, absolutely.

Come on over here.

No, no, no. You sit down, Frankie. Duke, get up here.

Would you like to blow my friend Duke here?

Go around the other side, Duke.

Come here, Duke.

Okay.

If you can go take care of him right now, get on your knees, take him out.

here? Right here.

All right? Right here.

Right now.

All right?

You all right, Duke?

This is the moment of truth.

If I think, you guys wake me up, right? We're calling 911.

Did you bring the defibrillator, Frankie?

Did you?

I got my CPR, Chris.

No, no. He'd rather be dead if he had to get CPR from you.

Lisa,

do you know CPR?

I don't. Well, you can fake it. It doesn't matter.

I don't even know how to spell CPR. Guess what?

Don't worry about it.

There you go.

Very good.

Are you going to be able to stand and get blown at the same time, Duke,

falling over? Oh, yeah.

Okay, all right. I can stand on my head and get this.

Okay.

This is a funny visual.

Actually,

if you're standing on your head and you get a heart on it, are you getting it up

or getting it down?

I guess it's a way of getting down.

Oh, I get it.

Well, we're old guys, so we do old jokes.

so happy and I wonder...

Beautiful eyes.

She looks so pretty with my dick in her mouth looking up at me.

Oh, sexy girl.

Beautiful girl.

I'm getting jealous here.

I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to hog all of it. That's okay.

I just can't help myself.

I don't blame you.

I'll let her do me in a second.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

I love that little smooch thing you do in there. It's so good. Oh, yeah.

Hey, Frankie, you want to join in for this action?

Oh, yeah.

I know you've been waiting there eagerly.

There you go.

Oh, that's a magnificent mouth.

A winner.

Lisa, sweetie, can you pull up your shirt so we can see your tits while

doing the sucking there?

You can pull up your bra if you want.

Or you can leave it on.

You guys look like you're having a lot of fun there So, Lisa, let me ask you

question. Are two dicks in a hand better than one in a bush, or is it the other

way around?

Anyway, I want to know if you guys can go into the room and actually start

bucking and stuff. Oh, yeah.

So why don't we take this whole thing and let's move into the bedroom? All

right.

You guys are going to need to get dressed. Just get your asses in there.

Come on.

You guys coming?

All right.

Okay.

Beautiful.

So far, everything's going smoothly.

Frank, I gotta have some of that, man.

Turn it around.

You gotta have me some of that.

You got me good in the heart, that's for sure.

Mmm.

Oh, look at that beautiful cut.

Oh yeah.

Look at this pussy.

This thing is beautiful. You probably don't want to eat it now. I got it nice

and messy.

It looks so good.

figure it out.

She got a great figure, didn't she?

This is perfect.

I love getting deep in there.

I think she always said, it's a good thing.

She got so wet.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. Here I come.

Go Frankie.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. She's good.

I'm going to let you have some fun. Okay. That was amazing, sweetie.

Now do you want to maybe ride Duke here for a little bit?

All right.

You did really good before.

You got me so hot.

I don't want to come yet.

Just rest for a second.

I get to look at that beautiful body.

You're in charge.

You take over.

Oh, yeah.

I got an idea.

This.

Come back this way.

Mm -hmm.

I'm going to slide you back.

Yes.

Ugh.

Can I keep her?

No, you can't keep her, but you're welcome to the club now, all right?

Oh, man. But we do have to return her. That's wonderful.

If you want her again, you can ask her to come back for a fee.

All right, good.

All right, there I am. Okay.

We're going to welcome our guy Duke to the club. How did you enjoy everything,

Duke? That girl is absolutely awesome, man. She was spectacular.

Okay, you want to do this again?

Every day.

Okay. You guys did good today. You know, you held up your end of the bargain,

all right? And Johnny, he's the best filmer going.

Can you believe that he didn't do this, any of this crap until we started this?

He came up with the idea. Creating a monster now.

Yeah, we're creating.

A well -known fact among our friends, as you know.

Anyway, Duke, do you want to come back again?

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Yeah, we've got to do this again for sure. Okay, well, we've got your number,

and we'll give you a call when we need you. Excellent. Okay. All right?