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I've served a lot of masters throughout history.

Now I want to go back home where I can be free.

Then you come along with the opal in your hand.

Now your every wish is my command. That's right.

Genie, genie from down under.

Make my wish come true.

Dream on.

Teeny, teeny, from down under.

I wish you'd do what I want you to.

Oh, yeah, all right.

Teeny, from down under.

Dad,

we're free!

Sorry, I haven't got time to talk. I've hardly got time to think.

Next.

Come on, mate.

Come on, you can do it.

I'm going to be the maid of honour at Mummy's wedding and I simply don't know

what to wear.

Next.

I have to organise the whole wedding. The venue, the catering, the guests.

Excuse me, Nigel hasn't even asked Diana to marry. See how busy I am? I have to

organise the proposal as well.

Next.

Pink!

I can't stand pink. It makes me feel sick. Next.

That's 215 wishes in less than an hour.

Jeannie can get RSI now. It's going to happen.

It's ugly.

Next.

Yes.

Cream satin for mummy.

Something a little brighter for me.

Rubbish.

Oh, Baz, you're such a baby.

I'm very busy. I don't have time for this kind of immature behaviour.

I was just mucking around.

Weddings are not the time to be unbearably infantile. Children should be

and not heard, and sometimes not even seen. I wish you'd just run along.

Please, Master.

No more wishes.

I know.

I'm exhausted.

It's a wonder I'm coping.

I have to organise the wedding. I'm constantly having to think about Mummy's

happiness. All you've been thinking about is how you can look better than

Marcia.

You can be so cruel sometimes, Bruce.

I wish I had someone who'd look after me for a change.

I wish Conrad was over here.

I wish he'd give me something romantic and personal, like a ring.

Hello?

G'day, Pen, it's Conrad.

Oh!

Um, I'm down here at the front.

Oh, what an unexpected surprise.

Was there anything else?

No, can't think of anything.

Bye.

Do you mind?

That's very precious to me.

That used to be my favourite dolly when I was little.

Her name was Popsie.

Sorry? Just say something.

Oh, I'm so tired.

Concentrate. I'm not having you sabotage this wedding by being distracted.

I miss Pops, you know.

At least she understands me.

I wish I could hold a life I used to.

Really? Yes, really.

Oh, no.

Look at me.

He's really done it. He turned me back into a baby. Any more wishes, Master?

Listen,

Conway, Phenopoli's a big girl now, right? And she's almost as smart as me.

don't need to mollycoddle her. Whatever happens, we are not leaving her here

without the open.

Bruce, I wish you could read my mind. I want to be big again. No, I didn't quite

catch that one.

Bruce! Oh, I suppose we'll just have to wait a year or so till you learn how to

talk, hmm? A year?

It's Auntie Musty.

You're so big now.

Mossy, are you blind?

I'm tiny.

You'll be one soon.

And then we'll have a great movie.

What's wrong with me? Why do I feel so tired? Mossy?

Now, my sweetheart, here's your favorite Popsie. Oh, push up, Popsie.

We brought them all the way from Australia.

All I want to do is look at the sky.

Stop your whinging.

This was all your idea, your responsibility. Don't start that again.

Look, we have to expand. We have to take our business overseas or else we're

going to go under. Shut up.

All right, gather round.

Gather round.

All right, you are a meteorologist.

Weather is your thing.

Well, on behalf of Otto von Meister International Tours, welcome to Towns

We're the capital of the world. Here, there's more weather than you can put a

sticker.

You'll find six seasons in every day.

So enjoy.

Any questions, just ask Darlene.

Darlene's your man.

Do you think we'll get any cumulus cloud action today?

No, you like cumulus cloud.

Oh, yes, they're my favourite.

G'day, Dottie.

G'day, Dottie. Hello, love.

Isn't that amazing? Guess who?

It's only me, love.

So tell me, what do you think? We've gone international.

We had to expand. It was up the coast. That'll go down the gurgler. So you hit

shit or what?

Well, Daddy hasn't actually proposed that there's been talk, hasn't there,

Daddy? Perhaps you'll care to join us for lunch. All will be revealed. Mate,

love that. I would love it. Thank you, pal.

So tell me, love, you still tickling?

I have never seen anything like that before in my life.

Yeah, it's interesting, isn't it?

An absolutely perfect nimbus formation.

Bruce?

Bruce, pay attention.

Enjoying your second childhood, hmm? What do you think?

Look, I've got the opal. Want to do a big burp, huh? What?

Or does Pen Pen want to do a poo -poo?

Look, Bruce, I've got the opal. I'm the martyr and I...

Come back here. Close.

Ah, coochie -wootie -wootie -wootie. Oh, no.

You little coochie -wootie. What are you saying?

Trying to talk.

Or have we got a rumbly -rumbly -tumbly? Oh, listen to her. We're both talking

teabury. Have a wuss.

Fabulous.

Daddy's a fab player and such good sport, too.

Come on, Beth.

Shake a leg.

Haven't got all day.

It's all right. They've got it.

Good idea.

I'll use my googly.

Daddy's so happy with all my wedding ideas, it's letting me organize the

thing. You?

We're putting Penny in pink.

Anything but pink. You just love it. I hate pink.

This is impossibly dressy. Pink?

Pink something.

Come on.

Doesn't want to wear a hat.

Doesn't want to wear a hat.

Look, my lady. I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong.

Really? It would never work between Bruce and me. We're incompatible, aren't

Penny Pumpkin?

He's... He's so astray.

Oh, I like it when they hit it right up in the sky.

I think that's a four.

Well done.

I'm just thinking Bruce looks very manly on the cricket field.

Well, so does Nigel.

How's that?

Now, Baz, you're more or less a baby, so you should know what I'm thinking.

Oh, Conrad.

Hello.

What?

Oh, where did he go?

Oh, anyway.

Now, Baz, put yourself in my place. Try to imagine.

Oh, they're back.

Oh, look, Baz, it's Conrad.

You tell me, is that it? I'll go and get it. Tell me.

plank. The opal?

Oh, no.

Conrad, how could you?

Oh, I hate being a baby.

I wish they knew what it felt like.

What was that, Penn?

I wish.

I think I know what you mean.

It's great just mucking you around, isn't it, Penny Poodle?

Even if it is infantile.

food to pick. Baz, don't even think about your eyes.

Excellent game, Nigel. You know, for a loser, you're a jolly good sport.

Thank you, Bubbles.

Who was I?

I appreciate your help, Bruce.

A bit lower.

That's right.

There was gunfire to the left of me, mortar fire to the right, missiles

in on top.

The funny thing was, I was completely calm.

Almost free.

Oh!

Good!

Listen, I wasn't sure if it was a BYO or what, so I brought these anyway, okay?

G'day, Donnie. Oh,

looks like you've had a few already, eh? Please, do sit down. Yeah, we'll just

sit down next to the old Nellie, Paul. Oh, yeah.

Oh, what now? Oh, love, how are you?

Oh, are you all right? Just keep away from my old Paul. I have an announcement

to make.

Damn, I've given us a big kiss.

Fuck.

If we didn't have little chaps, there wouldn't be any big chaps. The other

I was talking to the chaps. Bubbles, do you mind?

They must have a little pygmy bag to make for these little tiny lives.

Diana.

Yes, Nigel.

Darling.

Sorry.

Will you marry me?

The fence is killing me.

Yes, Nigel, I will marry you.

Oh, there you go. Looks great. Thank you.

Thank you.

Good job.

Congratulations.

Thank you, Bubbles.

You know, for a loser, you're a jolly good sport.

Marcy has it all worked out. There's going to be a garden ceremony and a

quartet. I'm going to be the maid of honour and little Penny Poppy's going to

the flower girl all in pink. Now, pink?

Anything but pink!

That's all right, we'll go.

We're left, kids.

What's the matter?

I would have opened too tight for you, didn't I? Come here.

All right, what is it?

It's, um... Oh, it's mesh rhubarb.

And she

can't be serious.

You couldn't marry him.

Could she?

She can't be serious.

She couldn't really make me wear pink.

Could she?

The weather is fascinating, but imagine if these walls could talk. They'd be

free. Oh, yes, I know what you mean. Just think of all the rain that's landed

this roof over here.

What are you lot doing here, then?

Well, just looking around. We thought it was going to rain. Rain?

Today? Quickly, everyone, outside!

Get rid of them. Keep them out.

Come on, darling, let's check out the rain.

Some people just don't know when to give up, do they?

You better go.

I've got to clean pennies now.

Scared me out of my scheme.

I know what you're thinking.

You do, huh?

You're thinking, Mothup wants to tell me that Diana and Nigel are eloping today,

but she's been sworn to secrecy, so she can't.

Today? You're also thinking you should do something about it. You should tell

Diana you love her and talk her out of this silly marriage.

That's what you're thinking, but it's hard to put into words, isn't it?

Yeah.

How do they expect a child to open, Eve?

I won't be long, darling.

There's been too much fuss about this wedding. Her mummy and Nigel are running

away to get married.

You're eloping?

But, but, but what about me?

G'day. Oh, brilliant. The knight in shining armour.

Is there something wrong, Bruce?

Wrong?

Um, yeah.

Yeah, there is something wrong, isn't there?

I've no idea what you mean. Yes, what are you talking about?

Sometimes people make difficult choices because other people let them down. And

some people just don't know what's good for them. Oh, spare us, Bruce.

Marcy is coming with us to be my maid of honour.

I've chosen a lovely white taffeta dress.

Well, I always thought you looked nice in cream satin with a long train.

Cream satin?

Sorry, I can't take you with me, darling.

What's your look after you?

I shan't be long.

You too?

Well, we'll see about that. Come on. Hand that opal over, Uncle. Come on.

you want the opal, do you?

Come on.

Now, hand it. Well, don't be shy. Come and get it.

Yeah, come on.

Oh,

and it's time for such a beautiful day.

Yeah, wonderful.

Well, let's get this log on board, shall we?

Come on, we're out of here. Uncle, what are we going to have to do?

What's happening?

Shh, everything's under control. But,

Conrad, I get car sick and air sick as well.

It's just a bit of tape. It was so light.

Oh, no. Here it comes. I'm going to be sick.

A horror film.

going to happen, Baz.

I mean, no matter what Diana thinks of me, she doesn't deserve to be with that

low -down worm.

I don't like worms.

You want to steal the opal, not a baby. She's got a concealed weapon in there.

What, a brain?

Come here. Come here. Too slow.

Come here. Get her out. Get her out. Get her out.

You big wuss.

Baby four, Otto will.

I'm so glad we're all eloping together.

They are.

What did you do, darling?

heard the baby crying.

Oh, probably just my imagination.

There, there.

We'll sing to her.

We'll sing to her.

Go to sleep.

Go to sleep.

Stop it!

Shut up!

Why can't you just leave me alone?

We'll restrain her. I'm sick of being a baby.

Here, take this.

I got it. The opal. The opal.

I got it. Now, look at that.

Oh, no.

You've had the vomit, I mean, opal in your head. She was crying. She was

Crying her eyes out. That was pathetic. Yeah, a little bit.

Screaming like, you know, really. She was cold.

She was cold. And I cooked this. I cooked this because we were afraid she

struggling. It was in her mouth. It was in her mouth. The chain was hanging out.

We thought she was going to die.

I whipped her out.

I love that kid. I do.

Listen.

Don't you wish this had never happened?

We didn't steal her anything. She gave us the open.

She said to me, Uncle Notto, I want you to have this. I didn't know Pam was

talking yet.

Exactly, that's exactly right. Not in so many words, no. No, because we

communicate, we are very close.

Our communication is completely telepathetic. Listen, mate.

I don't care if you're a thief.

I don't care if you're a cat burglar.

And I don't even care if you're a bankrupt.

All right, just listen.

Now, don't you wish this had never happened?

Now, listen, pal, I wish for a lot of things.

I've been stabbed in the stomach.

I've been chucked up on half -blinded in one eye. And I've fallen face forward

in a whole lot of pooey naps.

Why? Because I love that kid.

But right now, I am sick of it.

Oh, that was lucky.

Pen, wouldn't you give anything to make things all right again? What do you

mean, Bruce?

Is this not one of your tricks?

No, didn't catch that one, Pen.

Do you wish everything was all right? Blink once for yes.

I know I'm going to regret this.

All right, Bruce.

Bye.

Romance, here we come, eh?

Now, I suppose you wish you were 14

again, hmm?

Help, Mummy.

OK, then, we won't elope. What?

There's no need to be such a baby about it. Darling.

Darling.

We were told we'd see weather, but it never changes. It's just the same all

time. Oh, there you are.

Our clients want to know when there's going to be some weather action.

Weather action? What a pack of losers.

Waste of space. All right, Dale, I'll handle it.

You promised us we'd see six seasons in one day.

Now, look, you will. You will.

This is just that rotten silver lining.

Any minute now, it's going to cut up rough. Just take my word for it. I'll

you what I'll do. I'll just go and ring the weather bureau just to confirm what

I'm saying, all right? I'm going to ring them now, OK?

I wish you'd give them something to look at.

It's like a cumulotto.

You're too weird for me.

Get out of here.

There's another one.

Mummy, about that white taffeta.

Cream satin?

Yes.

Um, Diana, if we're not going to a loaf, we need to make up an arrangement.

What about the chapel here on the ground? Perfect.

always saying, but children need patience.

That's why I'm so good with you.

I understand you. I care.

It's so frustrating when people treat you like a baby.

Yes. They say it's very important to stay in touch with the child inside.

What do you think, Bruce?

I know.

Revenge is so very childish.

It just goes to prove that I'm still in touch with my inner child.

I'm the genie, you're the master.

That's right.

I'm the master, you're my genie. You belong to me, yes.

I've served a lot of masters throughout history.

Now I want to go back home where I can be free.

Then you come along with the opal in your hand.

Now your every wish is my command. That's right.

Genie, genie, from down low.

Make my wish come true.

Dream on.

I wish you'd do what I want you to.

Oh, yeah, all right.

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