All language subtitles for The Genie From Down Under s02e05 Peace in Our Time

Make my wish come true.

Dream on.

Genie, genie, from down under.

I wish you'd do what I want you to.

Ah, yeah, all right.

Genie from down under.

Dad, we're free!

Poor mummy, so depressed.

She was in love with my genie, but he
broke her heart.

Come on, Penn, that's not true.

She told a big porky. Shh.

Ruth is a cheat and a heartbreaker.
That's why I've made a permanent wish

he has to stay invisible whenever he's
around her.

My lady, my lady.

I think you've pruned it now.

Come inside and have a nice cup of tea.
Can you see any dead bits?

No dead bits.

No live bits. No tree.

Come inside, my lady.

It's for her own good.

I have to protect her from that devious,
lying scoundrel.

There you go, Penny. Dad doesn't lie.
Thank you, Dad.

You're the one who lied.

I don't lie.

Lie. Look, I may have told Mummy that
Bruce kissed all her friends behind her

back, but that was necessary.

Lie. No, it wasn't. It was a colourful
invention that served a valued purpose.

Lie. Face the pen. You have no
comprehension of honesty or

I beg your pardon.

Truth. Oh, it's not your fault or
anything.

You're just...

Weak -willed and lacking in moral fibre.

No offence, just an observation.

Ask anyone, they'll tell you the same
thing.

Well, I mean, they would if they didn't
fib to spare your feelings.

I am not a liar and I'm not afraid of
the truth.

Quiet! You see, Baron?

Touchy, defensive.

No wonder they treat you with kid gloves
round here.

Oh, just an observation.

All right, Smarty, observe this.

I wish everybody would know it. From now
on, I wish everybody would tell the

truth the whole time. So there.

You sure?

I've never been surer of anything in my
life.

Good run, Dad.

Sometimes it's just too easy, mate.

What was that?

I honestly don't know.

Marcy, do you feel any different?

No.

Every day is the same monotonous
drudgery.

Cleaning up after a lazy girl.

What? Same low wages. Putting on the
same brave face to cope with the likes

yourself.

Oh. I see.

I'd better answer that.

Seeing as how I'm the only person who
actually does anything around here.

Hello, mother. Oh, you're looking dumpy
today.

Oh.

Hello, my lord. What a tedious surprise.

I'm taken aback by your rudeness,
mother, but I'm such a spineless chap,

going to pretend I didn't hear that.
Isn't Diana about?

Come this way.

Better you bore her to death than me.

If I may.

That silly bubbles to see you, my lady.

Good morning, Bubbles. You're looking as
gormless as ever.

Yes, that's quite likely.

I was in the area with my support group
exploring the inner chap. My inner chap

thought I should pop in and sponge off
your hospitality.

So, here I am.

Martha, please stay and have tea with us
so I don't have to be alone with

Bubbles and listen to him rabbiting on.

I'd rather not, my lady.

Together the two of you might bore me to
death.

I must admit that hurts my feelings, but
it's true.

Luckily, there's no chap so awful,
honestly, of self -discovery. I've

that if you fool yourself, then the chap
you've found isn't the chap you are. In

fact, the chap you think you are isn't
even the chap you should be looking for.

You're even sillier than ever.

I suppose that's true.

Me? Why?

That's what people have been trying to
tell me all my life. I'm completely and

utterly stupid.

Why?

Self -centered as I am, I can't stand
seeing Mummy so depressed.

I have to do something to cheer her up.
Like letting her see me so I can explain

that I didn't kiss a friend.

No. I mean making the ultimate
sacrifice. Taking her to the place that

miserable, but doesn't seem to make her
vaguely happy.

You mean down, down?

Yes. I wish we were all in Australia.

Beauty.

To be honest, Uncle, I don't think a
trip to the bush is going to reform

guys. I mean, all they want to do is
rob, trash and steal everything, which I

kind of respect, but still, you know.

I reckon you're right, Conrad.

And frankly, I'm too much of a coward to
cope with this.

Well, boys, I suppose you're all
wondering what we're doing out here

Not really.

The government hasn't got a clue what to
do with it, so they're paying you to

take us off their hands for a couple of
days.

And you're desperate for the money.

Yep, just about the size of it.

Howdy -doody.

I suppose you're here to try and steal
my opal, as usual.

Yes, spot on.

And you'll use any climy, underhanded
way to get it?

Absolutely, whatever it takes.

You really are a transparently low,
dirty, greedy individual, aren't you?

Yeah.

Look, I'll just go and park round the
back as usual, even though I'm not

and I'm not welcome.

See ya.

Do you think Colm would look me at me?

No.

I'm going to go and find out what he
really thinks of me.

Okay, boys, time to get out and enjoy
the great outdoors.

What do you think?

No.

Don't feel like it.

Are you going to take charge here, or
are you the jellyfish I always thought

were? Even though I usually don't
respect you in judgment, in this case,

spot on.

to drop by for a casual chat, but I'm
really here to put my deep emotions on

line.

How are you?

I'm scared of those guys on the bus,
actually.

Oh.

Conrad, tell me, what do you really
think of me?

Well, you're a stuck -up, boring English
snob, you know. You don't surf, you

don't wear bikinis, and you hit that far
up yourself. It's not funny.

Oh.

Thank you, Conrad.

No worries.

That gives me a fair idea.

Not wanting to reverse the truth wish,
eh?

No. And I've had enough of making Mummy
happy. I wish I was back in England with

my real friends.

But Diana just got here.

You heard me.

It's so nice to be with my real friends
again.

I hope you don't mean us, because I hate
you.

Why?

No reason. I hate everybody.

And I hate you because I never have an
opinion of my own.

Well, the truth is, the thorny road.

Stop trying to trick me out of this,
Whitbrook. I don't care how painful it

I'm going to see it through.

So, you're up for a few more home
truths.

You want home truths?

All right, Bruce, you're a smart aleck.

Continue!

Thank you, Tay.

Well, Baz, your father's a mad
Australian who's too big for his own

nullipy!

How dare you insult the only man I'll
ever love, even though I know that love

hopeless.

See, Pim? She does like Dad.

Of course. It's obvious even to a twit
like me that Bruce is her one true love.

No wonder I'm so jealous.

Where is Bruce?

I haven't seen him since the day he
broke my heart with his roaming lips.

Oh, to be honest, that keeping story was
something I...

I know your game. You're trying to trick
me into telling Mummy the truth

about... Well, it won't work.

I've got the opal. I'm prepared to use
it even though I don't deserve it. I

agree with you, Penelope. You don't
deserve such lovely jewellery. I'll take

that. Mummy, what if you lose it?

All right, then. I'll give it to Bubble.

He's so obsessive. He'll never lose it.

Thank you for the date of confidence,
Diana.

You've rubbed the opal in your hand.
Your every wish... You've rubbed the

in your hand. Your every wish is our
command.

Don't fight, please. I wish you'd all
just calm down and be rational and

civilised and British.

All right, Uncle.

I'm very rude and insolent. I'm sorry,
Mummy.

That's all right, darling.

It worked.

You're calm.

I looked into myself and I found the
peace in the heart of the inner chap.

you felt it too.

My inner chap must be a leader.

I must tell the world.

Oh, no, Bubbles. I wish that every chap
might know the simple truth I've learned

through my support group.

Baba Bubbles, your holiness. Our ears
are hungry for your words of wisdom.

Oh, spiffing.

Come, chap. Let us begin our journey of
enlightenment.

And remember the tweed.

Tweed are important.

They are very valuable.

They don't just grow on tweed, you know.

And the birds are important.

How am I going to get my opal back with
all these people around him?

Why are you joining him? Bubba is a
total fool.

I know, but he's just so Ian at the
moment.

He's just the best Bubba.

He's no Bubba. He's totally Gaga.

He's got my opal.

The tapeworm, the hookworm, the
wingworm, they are our brother.

You're all out of the bus, then?

Congratulations.

I don't exactly know what you're going
to get out of the bush, and I don't

really care.

I'm only in it for the money.

I reckon this place is a bit of a hole.

Don't relate to that.

There's nothing to trash.

No one to rob or beat up.

Well, there's always us.

Oh, come on, boys. Come on, let's go.

Now,

all together.

Oh.

Oh.

Bubbles, Bubbles, can I? No, no, let the
child approach unto me.

Your disciples have taken all my
clothes, jewelry, magazine.

Yes, my child, thank you. We needed the
money.

Oh. If you see your mother, tell her
that I love her. It's my deepest wish

she should love me back.

Bubbles. My goodness, Diana.

Bubbles. Even though you're a self
-absorbed prat, I love you in a sisterly

So I pledge everything I own to the
cause. We must spread the word of Bubba

Bubbles.

You know, I could get you the opal back.

If you'll let me be visible in front of
you. No, I'll get it back myself.

I've got a plan.

No,

no, it's all right, it's all right. All
great leaders face dissidence.

Good plan, Ben.

Look at her. So much violence.

I wish there was none of it in the
world.

When he says no violence... I mean, I
wish there was world peace.

Whoa!

Gee, sorry about that.

Don't know what you're into with.

Here's your wallet.

And your tea.

And your CB radio.

Good evening.

And tonight there's hardly any news.

No war and no crime.

Everything's just fine.

Well, this is great.

Let's go straight to the cute animal
story, shall we?

How am I going to get the opal back
without lies and aggression?

Oh, same, isn't it?

Lies and aggression are just so...

You? We'll take this for Baba Bubbles.

Oh, Morsi, not the television.

And the chair, too.

Morsi, I'm hungry. Can I have a
sandwich, please?

Of course you can.

Just help yourself.

Baba Bubbles says there are no masters
and no servants. We're all equal now.

That's what I like about Baba Bubbles.

What about lunch?

Baba Bubbles says, explore your inner
hunger.

You know, it's really quiet here when
you're not smashing things.

Yeah, it's really peaceful.

It's the most beautiful moment of my
life.

I think I'm going to cry.

I think I'm going to be thick.

I love you blokes.

We love you too.

I am going to be sick.

World peace, he says.

Wonderful. What's the good of world
peace when all I've got left in the

a chair?

Baba Bubbles needs the chair.

But what will I sit on?

Baba thinks we should be at one with the
floor.

I want to be very, very angry. I want to
lose my temper.

Oh, well, I can't observe the peace,
but... Well, if you let me be visible in

front of your mother... Read my lips.

N -O, no way. I don't want your help or
your ideas. Is that clear?

I wonder when they'll be back for your
clothes.

Don't be ridiculous.

Bubbles wants everyone to go around the
nuddy.

The nuddy?

You mean naked? No clothes?

Yeah, Bubbles wants you to be at one
with the air.

Idea you were talking about. I was...
What are you looking at?

Oh, reading your lip.

Do it.

Chap.

Email chap.

Anything is possible if you wish harm.

I wish the sun would come out for the
petunias. Oh, yes. Good idea.

Flowers are important.

All right, let's all wish for sunshine.

I wish for sunshine.

For the petunias.

Positive thoughts bring positive action.

Are there any other wishes?

You sure?

You can't get the apple back with all
these people around.

Baba Bubbles.

Oh, yes.

I wish the whole world could share in
this.

Oh, that's extremely generous, Penelope.

You should be such a selfish little
person.

Well, I've changed thanks to you,
Bubbles. Sorry, Baba.

And I'm sure there are others who could,
too, in, say, Australia.

Oh, really? Oh, yes.

Oh, I can think of quite a few right
now.

All right, chaps and tapessas, let's all
concentrate really hard.

I wish we were all with our friends in
Australia right now.

You see the power of positive thinking,
chaps.

Chaps? Oh,

a welcome, you chaps. Peace be with you.

Yeah. Yeah, thanks.

Are you coveting my opal?

Ah.

Yeah, in a peaceful sort of way.

I know it's wrong, but I really want it.

I want it too, Baba Bubbles. So do I.

Oh, champs, don't you see? It's this
preoccupation with material things that

destroys people.

What can we do about it, Baba?

We have to give up all material
possessions.

That's the only way we can be honestly
wealthy.

I don't want any possessions.

I only want to see Bruce again.

What's the answer, Baba Bubbles?

Diana Dwight, imagine we have no
possessions.

I wonder if you can.

No, I can't. But I've got no
imagination.

And he stinks too.

Oh? Come on, chaps.

Let's get rid of all our possessions
right now.

Is that a wish, Mr Bubba? That's my most
fervent wish.

Starting development today as people
everywhere shared all their worldly

possessions, including clothes.

Eskimos, Finns and Laplanders are
staying indoors. And the first nude

Mount Everest entered abruptly today
when several climbers found themselves

frozen together.

And now the weather.

Melbourne, fine, 21.

Adelaide, showers, 19.

And Perth, sunny, 28.

Oh dear.

Oh dear.

Oh, dear.

Good plan, Bruce.

Bubba Bubbles, I must protect in a most
non -violent way.

Honestly, Bubbles, we don't want to be
in the nude.

I must admit, lack of clothing does make
a chap feel somewhat naked.

I guess we knew it wasn't so rude.

This is wonderful.

No clothing, no possessions, no
deodorant.

You know, Penna, you would look great in
a bikini. Oh, thank you,

Conrad. Pen.

Pen. Pen.

The opal.

Do.

It's got to be here somewhere.

She's after the opal.

I don't want to. You know, I must say,
this is very liberating.

Don't you all feel better with no
clothes?

No.

Hmm.

Good. Thanks, Ben.

That was very touching, what you said
before.

About wanting to see me.

Why are you wearing your clothes?

And where have you been? Why have you
been avoiding me?

I honestly wish everything was back to
normal.

Thanks for everything. We had a ball.

And I reckon we got a lot out of it.

In fact, you're America worker.

No, no, no, no.

I'm just a normal bloke trying to give a
bit back to society.

See you, boys.

See you, Mark. See you.

We are under a real winner here,
darling. Two or three bookings like this

month and we'll be rolling the cat. Told
you it was a good idea.

You might have mumbled something, but
I'm the one who turned it into an idea.

I'm the one who made it work.

This is all your fault, Ali.

Next time you have an idea, kill
yourself.

Look at me, boss.

This is going to take you days to clean.

I'm very excited about my new support
group. It's called Ignoring the

It's a chat sort of thick of navel
-gazing and just wants some excitement.

We're starting off with a Scrabble
tournament.

Lately, I've learned that the truth is a
wonderful thing in small doses.

Bubbles, you're quite a man.

You're so evolved, Bubbles. And such
entertainment.

Sometimes I think to myself, what would
we do without your lordship?

When it comes to making a choice between
telling a little fib to make someone

happy or revealing the naked truth,
well, occasionally it's best to keep

things hidden.

Really, that's the truth.

I wouldn't lie.

You're the master.

That's right. I'm the master. You're my
genie. You belong to me. Yes.

I've served a lot of masters throughout
history.

Now I want to go back home where I can
be free.

Then you come along with the opal in
your hand.

Now your every wish is my command.
That's right.

Genie, genie, from down under.

Make my wish come true.

Dream on.

Genie, genie, from down under. I wish
you'd do what I want you to.

Ah, yeah, all right then.

Genie from down under.