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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,349 --> 00:00:07,990 I've served a lot of masters throughout history. 2 00:00:08,650 --> 00:00:12,790 Now I want to go back home where I can be free. 3 00:00:13,030 --> 00:00:17,310 Then you come along with the opal in your hand. 4 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:21,450 Now your every wish is my command. 5 00:00:21,710 --> 00:00:22,710 That's right. 6 00:00:22,830 --> 00:00:26,310 Genie, genie, from down under. 7 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,280 Make my wish come true. 8 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:30,680 Dream on. 9 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,960 Teeny, teeny, from down under. 10 00:00:35,460 --> 00:00:38,080 I wish you'd do what I want you to. 11 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:39,540 Oh, yeah, all right. 12 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:41,800 Teeny, from down under. 13 00:00:43,220 --> 00:00:44,500 Dad, we're free! 14 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:49,340 Grown -ups are really annoying. 15 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:53,340 They're supposedly older and wiser, and yet they just don't understand our 16 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:54,340 generation at all. 17 00:00:57,130 --> 00:00:58,129 Take Bruce. 18 00:00:58,130 --> 00:01:02,470 5 ,000 years old, and he knows absolutely nothing about how mature we 19 00:01:02,470 --> 00:01:03,470 -olds are. 20 00:01:03,670 --> 00:01:04,670 Bruce! 21 00:01:06,550 --> 00:01:10,650 I want you to saddle up Jumpy for me, so listen very carefully. I'm all ears. 22 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:11,950 I wish you were. 23 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,010 Good one, Dad! 24 00:01:17,490 --> 00:01:19,010 Great! Really great! 25 00:01:20,890 --> 00:01:23,270 I suppose you think that's hysterically funny. 26 00:01:24,190 --> 00:01:25,190 Thank you, Dad. 27 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:31,550 I wish you'd grow up. 28 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:38,110 You're not funny. 29 00:01:38,470 --> 00:01:41,010 I'm not playing around, Bruce. Stop being immature. 30 00:01:42,010 --> 00:01:44,510 Oh, I wish everything was normal again and I was a mummy. 31 00:01:46,010 --> 00:01:49,270 Listen, Uncle, I've walked around this place 50 times more and I'm here to tell 32 00:01:49,270 --> 00:01:52,570 you there is no sign of them anywhere. They are gone. 33 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:00,298 Right, son? 34 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:02,020 Yeah, wait till you die. Be quiet, Baz. 35 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:04,740 I don't know how you ever passed genie school. 36 00:02:05,060 --> 00:02:06,060 Genie school? 37 00:02:06,140 --> 00:02:07,600 Must never have been genie school. 38 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,799 Have we, Dad? 39 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:09,800 See this? 40 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:14,780 This means I'm your master. You are supposed to do what I say. And if you 41 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:19,840 I'll... Well, I'll just have to teach you a lesson. You won't... I can hear 42 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:20,840 voice inside the house. 43 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:24,000 I told you before, you mustn't speak to people like that. 44 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,900 I want you to apologise immediately. 45 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,060 And stop fidgeting. Shut up. 46 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:29,980 You don't deserve nice things like this. 47 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:35,660 I'm sorry for being rude. Can I have the open back now? 48 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,620 No. And that was a pathetic apology. 49 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,640 It's okay. I accept the apology. 50 00:02:42,180 --> 00:02:43,480 That's very kind of you, Bruce. 51 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:48,160 Why don't you run along now, Penelope? Perhaps you might help Mossy in the 52 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,160 kitchen. 53 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,340 And you, Martha, I'll do the honours. Yeah, yeah. 54 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:54,960 Why don't you go and give Pen a hand? 55 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,340 Don't give Mossy... Yeah, I know. Go on, come on. Be a good boy. 56 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,160 Father. We have to do something about your father and my mother. 57 00:03:21,740 --> 00:03:24,380 Is there some kind of magic you could use to get him away from us? 58 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:25,720 How far away? 59 00:03:26,170 --> 00:03:27,330 Oh, not very far. 60 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:30,110 I'm sure if you sent him to the moon, that'd do the trick. 61 00:03:30,590 --> 00:03:33,190 Oh, come on, Mads. You're my favorite, the gajini. 62 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:35,150 Can't you just give me one week? 63 00:03:35,410 --> 00:03:36,650 Not in my three minutes. 64 00:03:37,430 --> 00:03:38,930 Perhaps you could give me a freebie. 65 00:03:39,170 --> 00:03:40,170 It's a ruse. 66 00:03:42,370 --> 00:03:43,370 Roll. 67 00:03:46,690 --> 00:03:48,030 Left. Left. 68 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:49,290 Right. Left. 69 00:03:49,870 --> 00:03:51,270 Left. Left. 70 00:03:51,510 --> 00:03:52,570 What are you, springy old... 71 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,560 But all we had for dinner was a sandwich. 72 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,160 You've got that, mate. 73 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:02,720 We're supposed to be recreating your experiences with the army. 74 00:04:03,140 --> 00:04:05,260 Did you get five star catering in World War II? 75 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:06,339 Oh, no. 76 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:07,660 Well, there you go. 77 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:09,260 Total authenticity. 78 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:13,020 Now shut up and get back to your head. 79 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:17,600 I like the flow. It reminds me of my old sergeant. 80 00:04:20,380 --> 00:04:22,680 Listen, Uncle. Get the opal. Well, 81 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:24,800 the opal, what about it? 82 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,940 It's magic. Bruce and Baz are genies. 83 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,300 Did something hit you in the head? They appeared out of nowhere. 84 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:31,720 Aye. 85 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:36,780 Aye. Go and get me a bugle. Make a bugle appear out of nowhere. I need one to 86 00:04:36,780 --> 00:04:40,140 wake these yobbos up in the morning. Go on. They're genies. I'm telling you. 87 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:41,980 Shut up about that. Will you do what I ask? 88 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:44,680 At least I won't fall asleep on the job. Go on. 89 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:48,140 I've apologised for Penelope so many times. 90 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:50,980 She's under 30. 91 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:55,100 So, uh... 92 00:04:57,930 --> 00:04:58,930 It's a beautiful sunset. 93 00:05:01,570 --> 00:05:02,570 Not quite. 94 00:05:03,550 --> 00:05:05,170 I wish it really was beautiful. 95 00:05:17,470 --> 00:05:20,390 It'll be a lovely day tomorrow. Maybe I could show you some of the sights. 96 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:26,650 Do you think we'd better stay in Australia? 97 00:05:27,740 --> 00:05:29,880 Where are we going? 98 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:35,060 Do you think you could just amuse yourself today? 99 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:38,900 Sure, we can go... No, I mean amuse yourself, like, on your own. 100 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,320 Don't you want me around anymore? 101 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:42,800 Of course I do. 102 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,060 Look, I'll see you later, okay? 103 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:49,440 G'day, mate. How's it going? 104 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,400 It's me. 105 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,880 Yeah, how's it going, little buddy? 106 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:54,240 What's yours? 107 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:55,900 Oh, it's... 108 00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:58,300 Who might have been interested in having a bit of fun for a time? 109 00:05:58,660 --> 00:06:01,660 It's your good mate. Oh, I call me good mate. 110 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:03,460 Oh. Well? 111 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,200 What sort of fun? 112 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:13,160 Mummy, please can I have the oat back now? See, I said please, polite, aren't 113 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:16,920 I'm holding on to it, Penelope. 114 00:06:17,220 --> 00:06:20,800 Why? I've been really good. I don't think you've learned your lesson yet. 115 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:22,059 I'm off. 116 00:06:22,060 --> 00:06:22,939 Where are you going? 117 00:06:22,940 --> 00:06:24,020 Riding with Bruce. 118 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,200 Mummy, wait! 119 00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:30,480 Do you wish you'd be quiet, Penelope? 120 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:38,280 If we're going to a town to rock as you projected, I suppose you wish we had 121 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,219 some horses. 122 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:40,220 Of course not. 123 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,320 No need for horses when we have bees. 124 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:48,720 I happened to find them earlier and thought they would be most amusing. 125 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,200 you used to travel? Yeah. 126 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,480 What, by plane? 127 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:20,660 No, on a captain. 128 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:23,800 Wait. 129 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,800 Hey, Conrad, you're alive! 130 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:30,840 Whoa. That might be genie. 131 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:32,080 Don't be silly. 132 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:36,460 I reckon you're a bit of a genie. Who told you? 133 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,440 You pick these things up here and there. 134 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:40,260 So is the opal magic or what? 135 00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:42,740 Hey, mate. 136 00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:03,760 I couldn't be doing this. We paid for a holiday. 137 00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:06,760 You paid to recreate your Second World War experience. 138 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,980 I could be charging you extra for this. 139 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,240 Now push! 140 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,360 Push! 141 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:13,920 Hey! Die! 142 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,080 Die! Die! 143 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:20,420 How are you? That's a charming daughter of yours. 144 00:08:20,740 --> 00:08:21,880 And a beautiful wife. 145 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:27,560 Mr. Von Larkin, it's really not your concern how my daughter is. I do wish 146 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:28,560 just mind your own business. 147 00:08:28,820 --> 00:08:30,000 Thank you and good day. 148 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,530 to do everything I say, right? 149 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,600 I wish this bridge wouldn't bubble. 150 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,760 Must have been what's going on at the pool. 151 00:11:12,110 --> 00:11:14,890 You'd better give it a rest, you know, just in case you're feeling sick. 152 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:19,630 Jenny, don't get sick. I mean, I don't get sick. It's just like riding on Dad's 153 00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:20,449 magic carpet. 154 00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:22,450 Up and down, up and down. 155 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,730 Isn't this just wonderful? 156 00:11:30,170 --> 00:11:31,170 Yes, it is. 157 00:11:32,970 --> 00:11:34,910 And it's so nice to be here with you. 158 00:11:35,430 --> 00:11:36,430 Yes, it is. 159 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,030 Without Penelope. 160 00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:40,470 Well, I wish you could see this. 161 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,820 I wish you'd speak up, darling. And you dare to pass the spell over my mother. I 162 00:11:54,820 --> 00:11:58,720 know you want to be free, but really, how could anyone stoop so low? She's 163 00:11:58,720 --> 00:11:59,720 being rude. 164 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,240 Constantly wish she was more polite. 165 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,400 I'm sorry. 166 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,080 Please forgive me. Was I interrupting something? 167 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:15,400 This is the best time I've ever had. 168 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,900 Aye, what a mate. I really mean it. 169 00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:21,690 I wish I could do something to repay you. 170 00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:27,150 Gee, I can't think of anything I need unless maybe... Nah. 171 00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:32,010 What, mate? Name it! Well, I just don't have a magic opal. 172 00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:36,850 Couldn't get the opal off Penelope for your best mate, then? 173 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,610 Penelope hasn't got it. 174 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:42,470 What? 175 00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:43,910 Who has? 176 00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:48,150 Can't tell you who my master is at the moment. One of the rules of magic. 177 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,660 You couldn't even tell your mate, you couldn't even give your best mate the 178 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:57,900 opal? I can't even pick the opal up. When I give it to you, anyway, that 179 00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:58,859 kill me. 180 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:00,940 You mean the guy that didn't want you around anymore? 181 00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:02,460 Bruce him? 182 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:07,520 Baz, Baz, can't you see I'd be a great man? 183 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:09,360 You want to stay in Australia, right? 184 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:10,680 I'd wish for it. 185 00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:12,220 You want anything? 186 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:15,360 I'll wish for it. What are you saying, mate? 187 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:16,920 We're a team or what? 188 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:23,400 You'd like me to select a dress for dinner? 189 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:27,800 Actually, I prefer a grilled chop. 190 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:30,680 Oh, my lady, you are a one. 191 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,060 Don't you like the food, Bruce? 192 00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:37,700 No, it was fine, really. 193 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,180 But you've hardly touched your meal. 194 00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,120 I'm trying to lose a few pounds. 195 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,980 No, Bruce, you look fine to me. 196 00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:51,810 Doesn't he look fine to you, Penelope? 197 00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:54,070 Magic. 198 00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:58,670 I do wish you'd say what's bothering you, dear. 199 00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:04,790 Since you asked, Mummy, I don't like you getting so close to Bruce. 200 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:08,930 He's at the other end of the table. 201 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:11,070 What do you mean? 202 00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:12,410 The thing you put it so politely. 203 00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:16,370 I don't like the idea of you getting romantic with another man. 204 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:19,670 What? 205 00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:20,950 I'm glad we've cleared that up. 206 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:23,970 I wonder what Mossy's got for dessert. 207 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:27,410 When you were going to marry Bubbles, it was all right. It was a financial 208 00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:28,410 arrangement. 209 00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:30,230 But this is different. 210 00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:36,190 I wonder where Baz is. I haven't seen him for a while. 211 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,750 I don't want anyone replacing my daddy. 212 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:42,110 Me? 213 00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:43,190 Sally. 214 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:46,980 Forgot to invite you, hey, Baz? 215 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,760 Don't worry, little buddy, I'll stick by you. We're still mates, huh? 216 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:52,220 Yeah. 217 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,780 So, mate, are you going to show me where the opal is? You know, it seems like 218 00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:56,900 you want to repay me and everything. 219 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:01,420 Well, look, I'll just say there might be something in this hole that might 220 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:02,420 interest you. 221 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,060 Yeah? Can't say. 222 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,500 Yeah? Can't help anymore. 223 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,140 Well, come on, Baz, give us a hint. 224 00:15:15,690 --> 00:15:17,730 I just never thought you'd find anyone attractive again. 225 00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:20,270 I feel like I'm losing my money, too. 226 00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:23,970 Can I help you with the pudding? 227 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,109 Clotted cream. 228 00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:32,110 How's Johnny? 229 00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:33,930 He's getting warm. 230 00:15:39,510 --> 00:15:44,970 He rubbed the opaline in your hand. Your every wish is our command. 231 00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:50,630 I know I haven't got the opal and it's a waste of time, but... I wish you 232 00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:51,369 weren't here. 233 00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:52,750 No, no, it's all right. I'll take it. 234 00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:56,530 Oh. 235 00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:57,970 Where did Bruce go? 236 00:15:58,850 --> 00:15:59,850 Oh, 237 00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:01,950 no. 238 00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:03,390 Everything's cool, Daddy. 239 00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:04,750 Really. Cool? 240 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:06,790 What's cool? 241 00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,970 What are you doing with the opal? 242 00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:11,650 Just making a few wishes. 243 00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:13,050 Bye -bye, Kane. 244 00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:18,850 I wish you poms were back in England right now. 245 00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:30,490 Okay, Jeannie, work time. 246 00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:37,550 Would you like some cream, if you're cooking? 247 00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:44,490 Look, we've seen and learned Conrad the Hunk is on his way. 248 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:46,560 Van. 249 00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:50,820 You haven't done it this time. I have told you a hundred times. Wait, not 250 00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:53,200 lately. You didn't even want to meet around. 251 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,280 You told me to go and amuse myself. 252 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,940 What's that got to do with anything? That's not important right now. It's 253 00:16:57,940 --> 00:16:58,940 important to me. 254 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,300 You're wrong. 255 00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:02,859 I'm sorry. 256 00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:07,540 It's okay, Dad. Conrad said he'd do whatever we want, me and him and May. 257 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:08,920 May? 258 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:10,499 With him? 259 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:14,040 Yeah, if we want something, he'll just wish for it. Watch. 260 00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:17,200 Are you talking to me, Dad? 261 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:22,359 Yeah. Dad doesn't believe that you'd do anything for us. So why don't you take 262 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:26,780 us down to the cave where the opal's found, just to show Dad that we're 263 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:31,920 Oh, and we could go to the cave and wish us into the opal so you and your dad 264 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,800 can finally be free and all your dreams can come true. 265 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,700 You see, Dad? He's on our side. 266 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,240 But that'd be too easy. 267 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:40,540 We've got plenty of time for that. 268 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,960 Dad, Dad! 269 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:49,540 Bruce, I wish for some amusements for the boy just over there will do. 270 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:55,540 Now, Bess, you go and amuse yourself. Your father and I have got some work to 271 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:56,540 do. 272 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,160 Run along. 273 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,040 Kid, kid. 274 00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:06,300 What am I doing working and squatting on the body, beautiful, when I can make 275 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,300 the wish? 276 00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:09,780 Bruce, I'm thinking man of wealth. 277 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,180 Man of muscle. 278 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,630 That's 195 wishes in the past 20 minutes. 279 00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:21,970 I think we're in a bit of trouble, son. 280 00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:23,270 I'm sorry, Dad. 281 00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:26,810 It's all right. I appreciate that. 282 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,210 Hey! 283 00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:34,230 I've been doing a bit of fishing. 284 00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:36,910 No, I've been doing wishes. 285 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:41,150 And I wish for a circus to be right here, right now. 286 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,220 What's this? 287 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:46,740 A police circus. 288 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:48,800 Good one, Dad. 289 00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:53,660 Very funny. 290 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,520 Now one real one with the clowns and the lot. 291 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,720 All right? 292 00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:58,860 All right. 293 00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:05,280 I'm sorry, Penelope. I didn't mean to make you feel left out. 294 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,400 What a mess. 295 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,220 It's all my fault. 296 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,380 Oh, Penelope. Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever fall in love again. 297 00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:18,220 I don't suppose there's anybody out there who'd be interested in seeing a 298 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:19,220 old thing like me. 299 00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,960 Don't be silly, Mummy. You're not silly. 300 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,740 Lots of people will be interested in seeing you. 301 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,580 Lord, I couldn't advise to see you, my lady. 302 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:34,300 Anyone for tennis? 303 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:42,060 I can't keep doing this. There is a limit to my powers. 304 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,460 Simple, I'll just wish for unlimited balance. No, you can't. 305 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:48,720 It's like a battery running down. I can't do this forever. 306 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,160 That's funny, Bruce. 307 00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:55,600 Now, I wish for all the money in the world. No, wait. I wish for all the 308 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,600 in the universe. 309 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,440 No, wait. 310 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:05,640 Universe. Brilliant. I wish that there was a Martian right here, right now. 311 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:06,980 No, wait. 312 00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:13,400 me back to normal. 313 00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:20,580 Bruce, I wish you were back. 314 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,400 Well, 315 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,460 come on, Bruce. Let's get things happening. 316 00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:37,980 Ah, Conrad. 317 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,740 I was just thinking. 318 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,800 Wouldn't it be good if that bossy Penelope could see what a winner you 319 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,180 Good idea, Pat. She'll be green with envy. 320 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,580 Brooke, I wish Penelope could drop on in. 321 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,399 Get off! 322 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,460 Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! 323 00:20:58,880 --> 00:20:59,980 Get off! 324 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,260 Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! 325 00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:03,760 Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! 326 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:05,020 Get off! Get off! 327 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:06,300 Get off! 328 00:21:15,790 --> 00:21:18,910 Nothing's going on. I can smell it. Where's the opal? Well, they can't have 329 00:21:18,970 --> 00:21:22,410 They can't even touch it. Who can't touch it? What's happened to the... All 330 00:21:22,410 --> 00:21:23,410 right, nobody move. 331 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,450 Come on. 332 00:21:24,970 --> 00:21:26,590 I thought you exhausted. 333 00:21:27,150 --> 00:21:28,250 I was just pretending. 334 00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:29,770 Help me, Sam. 335 00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:33,190 Hey, circus, don't move. 336 00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:36,830 You wouldn't. What's going on? I would. 337 00:21:37,310 --> 00:21:38,310 Would you what? 338 00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:39,790 We've got a circus in there. 339 00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:41,450 And I'm not afraid of you. 340 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:43,979 Oh, my. 341 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:45,820 Remember, you've got to be nice to your mate. 342 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,200 You're right. 343 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,120 Thank you, Bart. 344 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:57,200 You're both getting very scared. 345 00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:59,960 What do you want about a guy with a memory like an elephant? Oh, really? 346 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:03,540 Well, I've got a magazine, and I wish you'd both just forget about this little 347 00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:04,540 incident. 348 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:21,640 initiative. I mean it. 349 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,040 You get that, people? 350 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,300 Yep, you. 351 00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:27,320 I can't remember anything these days. 352 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000 Oh, itchy. 353 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,320 Doesn't matter. 354 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,480 These mongrels don't deserve authenticity. 355 00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:38,940 Gee, he is like my old son. 356 00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:40,380 Great God. 357 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,150 I brought Nanny here to cheer her up, that's all. 358 00:22:47,810 --> 00:22:54,350 We're going straight back to England tonight. Do you reckon 359 00:22:54,350 --> 00:22:56,470 you could leave us alone for a bit? 360 00:23:06,610 --> 00:23:08,490 Where are you going? 361 00:23:11,770 --> 00:23:12,770 Love a good sunset? 362 00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,130 Yeah. 363 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,500 Remind me of something. 364 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,580 Do you know I can't think what? 365 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,060 Don't go like that. 366 00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:25,279 Why not? 367 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,980 Stop asking questions, and I wish you'd let Mummy and Bruce be alone. 368 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,360 Alone? 369 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,900 At last I did something right. 370 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,600 There is a big gap between our generation. 371 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,300 And Mummy's. And Bruce's. 372 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:50,300 I can sort of see what Bruce sees in Mummy. 373 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,080 I mean, she's attractive. 374 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,719 Sort of. 375 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,980 But I definitely can't see what Mummy sees in Bruce. 376 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,760 He's too old for her. 377 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,760 He's 5 ,000 years old. He's too old for anyone. 378 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,660 I'm the genie, you're the master. That's right. 379 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:16,440 I'm the master, you're my genie. You belong to me. Yes. 380 00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:20,640 I've served a lot of masters throughout history. 381 00:24:21,380 --> 00:24:25,420 Now I want to go back home where I can be free. 382 00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:29,900 Then you come along with the opal in your hand. 383 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:34,700 Now your every wish is my command. That's right. 384 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,680 Genie, genie, from down the... 385 00:24:39,419 --> 00:24:41,860 Make my wish come true. 386 00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:43,220 Dream on. 387 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:50,700 I wish you'd do what I want you to. 388 00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:52,100 Ah, yeah, all right. 26708

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