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I've served a lot of masters throughout history.

Now I want to go back home where I can be free.

Then you come along with the opal in your hand.

Now your every wish is my command.

That's right.

Genie, genie, from down under.

Make my wish come true.

Dream on.

Teeny, teeny, from down under.

I wish you'd do what I want you to.

Oh, yeah, all right.

Teeny, from down under.

Dad, we're free!

Grown -ups are really annoying.

They're supposedly older and wiser, and yet they just don't understand our

generation at all.

Take Bruce.

5 ,000 years old, and he knows absolutely nothing about how mature we

-olds are.

Bruce!

I want you to saddle up Jumpy for me, so listen very carefully. I'm all ears.

I wish you were.

Good one, Dad!

Great! Really great!

I suppose you think that's hysterically funny.

Thank you, Dad.

I wish you'd grow up.

You're not funny.

I'm not playing around, Bruce. Stop being immature.

Oh, I wish everything was normal again and I was a mummy.

Listen, Uncle, I've walked around this place 50 times more and I'm here to tell

you there is no sign of them anywhere. They are gone.

Right, son?

Yeah, wait till you die. Be quiet, Baz.

I don't know how you ever passed genie school.

Genie school?

Must never have been genie school.

Have we, Dad?

See this?

This means I'm your master. You are supposed to do what I say. And if you

I'll... Well, I'll just have to teach you a lesson. You won't... I can hear

voice inside the house.

I told you before, you mustn't speak to people like that.

I want you to apologise immediately.

And stop fidgeting. Shut up.

You don't deserve nice things like this.

I'm sorry for being rude. Can I have the open back now?

No. And that was a pathetic apology.

It's okay. I accept the apology.

That's very kind of you, Bruce.

Why don't you run along now, Penelope? Perhaps you might help Mossy in the

kitchen.

And you, Martha, I'll do the honours. Yeah, yeah.

Why don't you go and give Pen a hand?

Don't give Mossy... Yeah, I know. Go on, come on. Be a good boy.

Father. We have to do something about your father and my mother.

Is there some kind of magic you could use to get him away from us?

How far away?

Oh, not very far.

I'm sure if you sent him to the moon, that'd do the trick.

Oh, come on, Mads. You're my favorite, the gajini.

Can't you just give me one week?

Not in my three minutes.

Perhaps you could give me a freebie.

It's a ruse.

Roll.

Left. Left.

Right. Left.

Left. Left.

What are you, springy old...

But all we had for dinner was a sandwich.

You've got that, mate.

We're supposed to be recreating your experiences with the army.

Did you get five star catering in World War II?

Oh, no.

Well, there you go.

Total authenticity.

Now shut up and get back to your head.

I like the flow. It reminds me of my old sergeant.

Listen, Uncle. Get the opal. Well,

the opal, what about it?

It's magic. Bruce and Baz are genies.

Did something hit you in the head? They appeared out of nowhere.

Aye.

Aye. Go and get me a bugle. Make a bugle appear out of nowhere. I need one to

wake these yobbos up in the morning. Go on. They're genies. I'm telling you.

Shut up about that. Will you do what I ask?

At least I won't fall asleep on the job. Go on.

I've apologised for Penelope so many times.

She's under 30.

So, uh...

It's a beautiful sunset.

Not quite.

I wish it really was beautiful.

It'll be a lovely day tomorrow. Maybe I could show you some of the sights.

Do you think we'd better stay in Australia?

Where are we going?

Do you think you could just amuse yourself today?

Sure, we can go... No, I mean amuse yourself, like, on your own.

Don't you want me around anymore?

Of course I do.

Look, I'll see you later, okay?

G'day, mate. How's it going?

It's me.

Yeah, how's it going, little buddy?

What's yours?

Oh, it's...

Who might have been interested in having a bit of fun for a time?

It's your good mate. Oh, I call me good mate.

Oh. Well?

What sort of fun?

Mummy, please can I have the oat back now? See, I said please, polite, aren't

I'm holding on to it, Penelope.

Why? I've been really good. I don't think you've learned your lesson yet.

I'm off.

Where are you going?

Riding with Bruce.

Mummy, wait!

Do you wish you'd be quiet, Penelope?

If we're going to a town to rock as you projected, I suppose you wish we had

some horses.

Of course not.

No need for horses when we have bees.

I happened to find them earlier and thought they would be most amusing.

you used to travel? Yeah.

What, by plane?

No, on a captain.

Wait.

Hey, Conrad, you're alive!

Whoa. That might be genie.

Don't be silly.

I reckon you're a bit of a genie. Who told you?

You pick these things up here and there.

So is the opal magic or what?

Hey, mate.

I couldn't be doing this. We paid for a holiday.

You paid to recreate your Second World War experience.

I could be charging you extra for this.

Now push!

Push!

Hey! Die!

Die! Die!

How are you? That's a charming daughter of yours.

And a beautiful wife.

Mr. Von Larkin, it's really not your concern how my daughter is. I do wish

just mind your own business.

Thank you and good day.

to do everything I say, right?

I wish this bridge wouldn't bubble.

Must have been what's going on at the pool.

You'd better give it a rest, you know, just in case you're feeling sick.

Jenny, don't get sick. I mean, I don't get sick. It's just like riding on Dad's

magic carpet.

Up and down, up and down.

Isn't this just wonderful?

Yes, it is.

And it's so nice to be here with you.

Yes, it is.

Without Penelope.

Well, I wish you could see this.

I wish you'd speak up, darling. And you dare to pass the spell over my mother. I

know you want to be free, but really, how could anyone stoop so low? She's

being rude.

Constantly wish she was more polite.

I'm sorry.

Please forgive me. Was I interrupting something?

This is the best time I've ever had.

Aye, what a mate. I really mean it.

I wish I could do something to repay you.

Gee, I can't think of anything I need unless maybe... Nah.

What, mate? Name it! Well, I just don't have a magic opal.

Couldn't get the opal off Penelope for your best mate, then?

Penelope hasn't got it.

What?

Who has?

Can't tell you who my master is at the moment. One of the rules of magic.

You couldn't even tell your mate, you couldn't even give your best mate the

opal? I can't even pick the opal up. When I give it to you, anyway, that

kill me.

You mean the guy that didn't want you around anymore?

Bruce him?

Baz, Baz, can't you see I'd be a great man?

You want to stay in Australia, right?

I'd wish for it.

You want anything?

I'll wish for it. What are you saying, mate?

We're a team or what?

You'd like me to select a dress for dinner?

Actually, I prefer a grilled chop.

Oh, my lady, you are a one.

Don't you like the food, Bruce?

No, it was fine, really.

But you've hardly touched your meal.

I'm trying to lose a few pounds.

No, Bruce, you look fine to me.

Doesn't he look fine to you, Penelope?

Magic.

I do wish you'd say what's bothering you, dear.

Since you asked, Mummy, I don't like you getting so close to Bruce.

He's at the other end of the table.

What do you mean?

The thing you put it so politely.

I don't like the idea of you getting romantic with another man.

What?

I'm glad we've cleared that up.

I wonder what Mossy's got for dessert.

When you were going to marry Bubbles, it was all right. It was a financial

arrangement.

But this is different.

I wonder where Baz is. I haven't seen him for a while.

I don't want anyone replacing my daddy.

Me?

Sally.

Forgot to invite you, hey, Baz?

Don't worry, little buddy, I'll stick by you. We're still mates, huh?

Yeah.

So, mate, are you going to show me where the opal is? You know, it seems like

you want to repay me and everything.

Well, look, I'll just say there might be something in this hole that might

interest you.

Yeah? Can't say.

Yeah? Can't help anymore.

Well, come on, Baz, give us a hint.

I just never thought you'd find anyone attractive again.

I feel like I'm losing my money, too.

Can I help you with the pudding?

Clotted cream.

How's Johnny?

He's getting warm.

He rubbed the opaline in your hand. Your every wish is our command.

I know I haven't got the opal and it's a waste of time, but... I wish you

weren't here.

No, no, it's all right. I'll take it.

Oh.

Where did Bruce go?

Oh,

no.

Everything's cool, Daddy.

Really. Cool?

What's cool?

What are you doing with the opal?

Just making a few wishes.

Bye -bye, Kane.

I wish you poms were back in England right now.

Okay, Jeannie, work time.

Would you like some cream, if you're cooking?

Look, we've seen and learned Conrad the Hunk is on his way.

Van.

You haven't done it this time. I have told you a hundred times. Wait, not

lately. You didn't even want to meet around.

You told me to go and amuse myself.

What's that got to do with anything? That's not important right now. It's

important to me.

You're wrong.

I'm sorry.

It's okay, Dad. Conrad said he'd do whatever we want, me and him and May.

May?

With him?

Yeah, if we want something, he'll just wish for it. Watch.

Are you talking to me, Dad?

Yeah. Dad doesn't believe that you'd do anything for us. So why don't you take

us down to the cave where the opal's found, just to show Dad that we're

Oh, and we could go to the cave and wish us into the opal so you and your dad

can finally be free and all your dreams can come true.

You see, Dad? He's on our side.

But that'd be too easy.

We've got plenty of time for that.

Dad, Dad!

Bruce, I wish for some amusements for the boy just over there will do.

Now, Bess, you go and amuse yourself. Your father and I have got some work to

do.

Run along.

Kid, kid.

What am I doing working and squatting on the body, beautiful, when I can make

the wish?

Bruce, I'm thinking man of wealth.

Man of muscle.

That's 195 wishes in the past 20 minutes.

I think we're in a bit of trouble, son.

I'm sorry, Dad.

It's all right. I appreciate that.

Hey!

I've been doing a bit of fishing.

No, I've been doing wishes.

And I wish for a circus to be right here, right now.

What's this?

A police circus.

Good one, Dad.

Very funny.

Now one real one with the clowns and the lot.

All right?

All right.

I'm sorry, Penelope. I didn't mean to make you feel left out.

What a mess.

It's all my fault.

Oh, Penelope. Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever fall in love again.

I don't suppose there's anybody out there who'd be interested in seeing a

old thing like me.

Don't be silly, Mummy. You're not silly.

Lots of people will be interested in seeing you.

Lord, I couldn't advise to see you, my lady.

Anyone for tennis?

I can't keep doing this. There is a limit to my powers.

Simple, I'll just wish for unlimited balance. No, you can't.

It's like a battery running down. I can't do this forever.

That's funny, Bruce.

Now, I wish for all the money in the world. No, wait. I wish for all the

in the universe.

No, wait.

Universe. Brilliant. I wish that there was a Martian right here, right now.

No, wait.

me back to normal.

Bruce, I wish you were back.

Well,

come on, Bruce. Let's get things happening.

Ah, Conrad.

I was just thinking.

Wouldn't it be good if that bossy Penelope could see what a winner you

Good idea, Pat. She'll be green with envy.

Brooke, I wish Penelope could drop on in.

Get off!

Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off!

Get off!

Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off!

Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off!

Get off! Get off!

Get off!

Nothing's going on. I can smell it. Where's the opal? Well, they can't have

They can't even touch it. Who can't touch it? What's happened to the... All

right, nobody move.

Come on.

I thought you exhausted.

I was just pretending.

Help me, Sam.

Hey, circus, don't move.

You wouldn't. What's going on? I would.

Would you what?

We've got a circus in there.

And I'm not afraid of you.

Oh, my.

Remember, you've got to be nice to your mate.

You're right.

Thank you, Bart.

You're both getting very scared.

What do you want about a guy with a memory like an elephant? Oh, really?

Well, I've got a magazine, and I wish you'd both just forget about this little

incident.

initiative. I mean it.

You get that, people?

Yep, you.

I can't remember anything these days.

Oh, itchy.

Doesn't matter.

These mongrels don't deserve authenticity.

Gee, he is like my old son.

Great God.

I brought Nanny here to cheer her up, that's all.

We're going straight back to England tonight. Do you reckon

you could leave us alone for a bit?

Where are you going?

Love a good sunset?

Yeah.

Remind me of something.

Do you know I can't think what?

Don't go like that.

Why not?

Stop asking questions, and I wish you'd let Mummy and Bruce be alone.

Alone?

At last I did something right.

There is a big gap between our generation.

And Mummy's. And Bruce's.

I can sort of see what Bruce sees in Mummy.

I mean, she's attractive.

Sort of.

But I definitely can't see what Mummy sees in Bruce.

He's too old for her.

He's 5 ,000 years old. He's too old for anyone.

I'm the genie, you're the master. That's right.

I'm the master, you're my genie. You belong to me. Yes.

I've served a lot of masters throughout history.

Now I want to go back home where I can be free.

Then you come along with the opal in your hand.

Now your every wish is my command. That's right.

Genie, genie, from down the...

Make my wish come true.

Dream on.

I wish you'd do what I want you to.

Ah, yeah, all right.

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