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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:07,980 I've served a lot of masters throughout history. 2 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:12,840 Now I want to go back home where I can be free. 3 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:17,380 Then you come along with the opal in your hand. 4 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:22,160 Now your every wish is my command. That's right. 5 00:00:22,820 --> 00:00:26,520 Genie, genie from down under. 6 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,340 Make my wish come true. 7 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:30,750 Dream on. 8 00:00:35,310 --> 00:00:38,210 I wish you'd do what I want you to. 9 00:00:38,490 --> 00:00:39,540 Ah, yeah, all right. 10 00:00:42,070 --> 00:00:43,120 Dad, 11 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:44,960 we're free! 12 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:57,310 Don't even ask me how I am. 13 00:00:57,590 --> 00:00:59,730 I'm hot and disgustingly sticky. 14 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:05,640 I'm blistered all over from sunburn. I'm covered in naughty mosquito bites. 15 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,120 And flies. 16 00:01:09,380 --> 00:01:10,960 So why am I still smiling? 17 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:15,120 I'm glad you asked. I've just finished my master plan. 18 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:17,360 The perfect wish? 19 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:24,879 I've learned my lesson. No more sloppy spur -of -the -moment wishes for me. I 20 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,180 have finally perfected the art of wishing. 21 00:01:45,870 --> 00:01:50,849 I've got you exactly where I want you. No more twisting my wishes or tripping 22 00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:52,410 up and making me look like a fool. 23 00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:56,850 What are you doing here? 24 00:01:57,070 --> 00:01:58,120 You're on the open. 25 00:01:58,290 --> 00:01:59,340 And here we are. 26 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:01,510 Yes, here you are. 27 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:03,970 And this is my next wish. 28 00:02:03,971 --> 00:02:07,849 It's all laid out for you in black and white so you won't accidentally 29 00:02:07,850 --> 00:02:09,330 misinterpret my intention. 30 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,370 No more twisting my wishes. 31 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:14,430 Your little day is done. 32 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:17,220 I want you to read that document. 33 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:18,379 That's my wish. 34 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:20,340 I want you to read it and weep. 35 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:22,490 Fair enough, pet. 36 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,140 Your every wish is our command. 37 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,240 Perfect! Yes, I know. 38 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:54,020 From 6 p .m. tonight, 9 a .m., dear old English time, I shall be perfect, 39 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,760 Penelope, with the perfect life. 40 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,920 Let me get this straight. 41 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:07,980 Basically... Basically, you want to go back to England. 42 00:03:07,981 --> 00:03:12,199 You want Mother to be happy. You want your mother to be rich. You want to be 43 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,880 beautiful. You want Marsha's hair. 44 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:19,599 You want us to get a job there. And you want Otto and Conrad to explore their 45 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,650 feminine kind. 46 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:24,300 When you say you want Martha to be ugly, exactly how... 47 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:49,579 I wish to return to town to all world cheer, in present -day England, in 48 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:54,940 comfort, and believe me... Well, 49 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,440 here we are back in England. 50 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:03,310 Comfortable? 51 00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:05,310 Yes, thank you. 52 00:04:19,330 --> 00:04:20,380 They're gone. 53 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,560 Back's locked up. 54 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:23,950 Otto, you can stop knocking. 55 00:04:24,490 --> 00:04:26,230 They must have gone back to England. 56 00:04:28,990 --> 00:04:30,040 Well, they are, Opal. 57 00:04:37,770 --> 00:04:40,180 There, there, mate. Let's take it like men, huh? 58 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:46,710 I owe that for me, sir. 59 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:54,280 I'm so glad. I've got so much to do -do -do. I've got so much to do -do -do. Oh, 60 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:59,919 Miss Penelope. I'll just clean the kitchen and three of the bathrooms and 61 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:03,320 bedrooms. There's so much cleaning to be done. I'm just so happy. 62 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:08,719 Oh, my lady, I'm so glad. I've got so much to do -do -do. Never too bad, I'll 63 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:13,979 never be too. I've got so much to do -do -do. That's four mil at 10%. Sorry, I 64 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,030 can't take it all. 65 00:05:15,260 --> 00:05:18,200 The bank needs the cash, and I'm in the interest. 66 00:05:18,990 --> 00:05:20,040 Hello, darling. 67 00:05:20,290 --> 00:05:21,750 Sorry, Kira, not you. 68 00:05:21,970 --> 00:05:24,710 OK? Till, um, five. 69 00:05:25,070 --> 00:05:26,120 Our time. 70 00:05:28,510 --> 00:05:29,560 Yes! 71 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:33,470 Oh, Mummy, I'm so very proud of you. 72 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,570 You're so very rich. 73 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:37,810 I adore you too, darling. 74 00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:39,690 Now, study these brochures. 75 00:05:40,130 --> 00:05:42,850 I want to buy you a Pacific island for your birthday. 76 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:44,300 Oh! 77 00:05:48,430 --> 00:05:50,110 And you're the perfect daughter. 78 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:51,500 Oh, moi. 79 00:05:53,370 --> 00:05:55,510 Look at that. 80 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:57,160 It's moi. 81 00:05:57,430 --> 00:05:59,270 I'm so beautiful. 82 00:06:00,030 --> 00:06:03,550 I must compliment you, Bruce. Marcia's hair looks much better on me. 83 00:06:04,550 --> 00:06:05,810 How is Marcia? 84 00:06:06,330 --> 00:06:09,970 Oh, it's very sad, really. She's become a recluse. 85 00:06:10,390 --> 00:06:14,529 Apparently, she was offered a job at the zoo as an exhibit, but she turned it 86 00:06:14,530 --> 00:06:15,580 down. 87 00:06:15,581 --> 00:06:19,149 Oh, Marcia, she's been through so much already. 88 00:06:19,150 --> 00:06:20,830 Please, don't laugh. 89 00:06:21,350 --> 00:06:23,270 Really, what do you take me for? 90 00:06:23,690 --> 00:06:25,430 I haven't come here just to gloat. 91 00:06:27,490 --> 00:06:28,750 Hello, Lady Huntley. 92 00:06:29,330 --> 00:06:30,850 I've come to see Marcia. 93 00:06:31,070 --> 00:06:33,290 Oh, that's so sweet of you to be here. 94 00:06:34,030 --> 00:06:36,810 Poor Marcia, she hasn't had a single visit to Vincent. 95 00:06:38,670 --> 00:06:39,720 Vincent. 96 00:06:39,850 --> 00:06:40,900 Oh, 97 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:42,570 I still can't believe it. 98 00:06:43,190 --> 00:06:46,190 Marcia was so beautiful, with hair just like yours. 99 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:49,950 And now she's... She's so terrible. 100 00:06:50,470 --> 00:06:52,910 This just couldn't happen to a nicer person. 101 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:57,110 I mean, Marcia was so nice. 102 00:06:57,410 --> 00:07:01,710 And now she's... Is she really gross or just sort of ugly? 103 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,700 Try not to stare or laugh or scream. 104 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,019 Lastly 105 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:47,079 to 106 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,130 see you, Marcia. 107 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:50,220 Aren't you hot in that hat? 108 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:54,100 Stay back. I understand. You feel sensitive about your look. 109 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:55,720 I too feel... 110 00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:59,110 sensitive about your looks. But looks aren't everything. 111 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,540 And I should know, now that I have them. 112 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,080 It's the person inside. What do you want? 113 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,610 Accounts. 114 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:11,060 I want you to know that I'm here for you, Marcia. 115 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:16,960 However gross and repulsive you may now be, I'll still be your friend. 116 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,340 Now, why don't you take off that hat? 117 00:08:20,740 --> 00:08:22,420 You'll be my friend no matter what. 118 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,260 Even though you're so perfect in every way. 119 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:32,819 And I'm so, so, so... What are you doing 120 00:08:32,820 --> 00:08:37,099 here? Well, I live here. I want to see if she's really gross. I came to watch 121 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:37,979 you gloat. 122 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:39,780 How thick can you get? 123 00:08:40,260 --> 00:08:43,460 Oh, no, no, no, not you, Marcia. 124 00:08:43,860 --> 00:08:47,860 I'm your friend now. You can trust me. Take off your hat, please. 125 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:49,800 Thomas, you won't laugh. 126 00:08:50,020 --> 00:08:53,620 I won't flinch or flicker an eyelid, no matter how hideous. 127 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:55,350 I mean... 128 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:57,020 Unusual, you look. 129 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,010 My hair. 130 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,600 It's not the same anymore. 131 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:02,840 It's all right, Marcia. I understand. 132 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,280 I won't laugh. I promise. 133 00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:06,830 And my face. 134 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,940 Please, Marcia, I do wish you'd take off that hat. 135 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:30,159 She looks like something from another planet. Oh, Brooks, you've really done 136 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,210 very well. 137 00:09:31,380 --> 00:09:32,430 The nose was mighty. 138 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:34,180 That was very cruel. 139 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:37,260 I'll change her back when I'm ready. 140 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:42,039 Anyway, I didn't visit Marcia just to rub in how ugly she is. Oh, no, I'm 141 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,520 that. I had a noble motive as well. 142 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:52,259 Now that my life is so perfect, I wanted to share it with her and bring a ray of 143 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:55,330 sunshine into the miserable gloom of her hideous existence. 144 00:09:57,870 --> 00:10:01,350 I wish the whole world could find out how perfect my life is. 145 00:10:02,130 --> 00:10:03,630 Your every wish is our command. 146 00:10:04,530 --> 00:10:07,900 Now, I think it's time you two found a job somewhere out in the world. 147 00:10:07,901 --> 00:10:09,549 But I don't have any qualifications. 148 00:10:09,550 --> 00:10:13,089 Well, I'm sure you'll find a position somewhere, and that's the wish. If I 149 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,690 you, I'll rub you for it. See you around, then. 150 00:10:15,910 --> 00:10:16,960 Bye, Ben. 151 00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:18,040 Bye -bye. 152 00:10:23,811 --> 00:10:27,159 You're never going to fall for this. 153 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,420 You've got a better idea? 154 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,690 We'd better get that apple off the nappily. 155 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,090 Then how come you got to wear the black vinyl? 156 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,580 Well, that's my favourite colour. 157 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:39,160 Besides, it sets off me eyes a treat. 158 00:10:40,060 --> 00:10:41,460 Hello. G'day. 159 00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:43,030 Um, hello. 160 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:46,900 We made a booking for bed and breakfast a couple of months ago. 161 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,750 I'm happy to say we don't take paying guests anymore. 162 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,920 Oh, go on. I mean, just overnight. Just one night. 163 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,520 Please. We've got nowhere else to go. 164 00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:03,309 Oh, all right. I do love surprise guests. The thrill of having to organise 165 00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:08,029 guest room without me warning. The sheer joy of having to revise my dinner plans 166 00:11:08,030 --> 00:11:09,080 on the spot. 167 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:15,070 Hello! Mrs. McKenzie! 168 00:11:15,490 --> 00:11:16,540 Mrs. McKenzie! 169 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:17,730 People have arrived! 170 00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:18,940 Oh, wonderful! 171 00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:21,910 Well done, well done. Well done, Mrs. McKenzie. 172 00:11:21,911 --> 00:11:26,199 Right, get some shots from around the ground. I'll check out what's happening 173 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:31,900 inside. Hello, Miss Penelope Doris Knight. I can't tell you how thrilled I 174 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:36,339 We really want to show the world just how perfect your life is. I think it'll 175 00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:38,200 a great inspiration to a lot of people. 176 00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:43,040 Well, I certainly hope so. We're calling the story The First Perfect Person. 177 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,880 Oh, great, here they are. 178 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,560 Our guests, please. 179 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,710 You just find out two new presenters. They are fantastic. 180 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,830 Totally natural. They've got that real... 181 00:11:51,831 --> 00:11:55,409 Star quality. You'll love them. They just appeared in my office one day out 182 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:58,230 nowhere. Oh, welcome, welcome, welcome. 183 00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:02,910 Prince, Baz, great to see you. 184 00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:07,510 Come and meet your first guest, most perfection of herself, Penelope Town. 185 00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:11,210 Penelope, meet Prince and Baz, the stars of our show. 186 00:12:16,691 --> 00:12:22,799 He's always wearing the opal. We'll never get it off him. We might as well 187 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:23,850 back to Australia. 188 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:27,240 Come on, Conrad, we've just arrived. Give it a chance. 189 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:30,670 We're not leaving here without that opal. It belongs to us. 190 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,190 I'll give you that root now, Paula. She's cooking. 191 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:35,490 Thanks. 192 00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:41,600 I see you coming down the stairs. Big entrance, okay? 193 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,110 Would you please? And now I'll go up to another. 194 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,760 It's a little something for you. 195 00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:57,960 I'm so happy in the kitchen. Coming down here. 196 00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,550 This side, yes. 197 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:04,979 Try coming this side. So if we could just... I 198 00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:08,000 just want it done, OK? 199 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:09,400 Make it happen, thanks. 200 00:13:09,401 --> 00:13:12,959 Right, we'll start in here with Bossy. 201 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,300 Get most of the... Oh, 202 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,760 yes, and she was a babe. 203 00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:20,630 Always an angel. 204 00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:25,090 Even when everyone else hated her. Even when she had no friends at school. 205 00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:26,650 Bad breath. Act. 206 00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:28,610 I still love her. 207 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,440 That's great. What can I understand you like to see? 208 00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:32,520 Oh, yes. 209 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:38,829 Then we come in here for a shot of the loving mother. You know, perfect 210 00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,170 daughter, perfect son. 211 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:46,069 Look, I'm sorry, but time is money. And I'm worth 4 ,000 a second, so I don't 212 00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,120 have time. 213 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:55,670 I'm supposed to be part of an unconditional lust to show how perfect 214 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:59,320 Do you have to make such a long speech as her, Lady? 215 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,340 Time is money. 216 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,619 How about we just duck in here for a quick shot of you at work? That way you 217 00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:07,919 won't waste any time and we still get the feeling that you have plumage with 218 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:08,579 him, you know. 219 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:09,630 Two minutes tops. 220 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,079 Do I? 221 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:16,319 Well, if you don't know him now, darling, you soon will. This show is 222 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,620 be real and it's going to be big. 223 00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:31,900 I like it. We'll interview you and the best friend in here. 224 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,290 No worries, Dory. 225 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:38,700 So, you and Penelope, you're very close, are you? 226 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,500 Oh, yes. She's my best friend. 227 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:47,020 Actually, she's the only friend I've got. Now that I'm so... so... grotesque. 228 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,100 Penelope means a lot to me. 229 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:54,160 She's so kind and giving and... kind and giving. 230 00:14:54,950 --> 00:14:56,330 intelligent and beautiful. 231 00:14:56,331 --> 00:14:59,849 Yeah, great. It's over for the camera, OK? So what do you think? Bruce, Baz, 232 00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:01,110 ready? Let's shoot a bird. 233 00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:02,440 Steady fire, babe. 234 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,020 Oh, yes. 235 00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:14,069 I can't 236 00:15:14,070 --> 00:15:20,030 take off my hat. 237 00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:22,430 Well, you look like a beekeeper. 238 00:15:22,710 --> 00:15:23,910 I wish we had done. 239 00:15:29,390 --> 00:15:31,230 Are you suggesting your note? 240 00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:36,850 I wish I had hair like yours. 241 00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:38,610 Now, now, Martha. 242 00:15:38,950 --> 00:15:41,470 And a very ugly one, too, yeah. 243 00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:46,610 Uh, could you please have your autograph? 244 00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:59,029 who brought me up since I was five years old, has just jumped out of an 245 00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:01,310 aeroplane and a parachute didn't... 246 00:17:29,321 --> 00:17:36,409 First and foremost, the perfect mother. Loving and kind not only to Penelope, 247 00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:38,210 but to everyone who crosses her path. 248 00:17:38,430 --> 00:17:41,020 How about a word of wisdom from the perfect mother? 249 00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:43,400 Don't have children. They'll bleed you dry. 250 00:17:45,590 --> 00:17:48,750 I like it. It's real. Let's move on. 251 00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:57,730 Lady Diana is so beautiful. 252 00:17:57,731 --> 00:18:00,389 Oh, yeah, isn't she, though? Just like her daughter. 253 00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:01,440 Oh, yeah. 254 00:18:01,510 --> 00:18:02,970 Penelope has perfect skin. 255 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,900 A kill for skin like that. 256 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:09,079 It's a pity about that apple, though, isn't it? I mean, it makes her 257 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,140 a bit, like, pasty and scanty -looking. 258 00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:12,590 You think so? 259 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,190 Isn't it, Claire, maybe too much for the camera? 260 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,980 Claire, look, it's too much for the cameras. 261 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,270 OK, we're ready. 262 00:18:33,061 --> 00:18:40,369 happening, I'll really make it worth your while. We want genuine emotion, you 263 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:43,560 know. It's got to be real. So, want some onion juice or something? 264 00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:45,060 I'll be fine. 265 00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:47,650 I think we've got a new master. 266 00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:49,160 Yeah. 267 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:52,530 Any final checks? 268 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:54,790 She's so beautiful, so perfect. 269 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:56,510 There's nothing for me to do. 270 00:18:56,950 --> 00:19:01,190 It must be frustrating for an artist such as yourself. 271 00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:02,480 Oh, yeah. 272 00:19:05,781 --> 00:19:07,869 I like me job. 273 00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:11,390 I just wish, you know, she had a few problems. 274 00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:13,930 Give me a challenge so I could be useful. 275 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,190 Did that sound like a wish to you? 276 00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:17,340 I think so. 277 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,850 That's what I call a challenge. 278 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:45,370 Let's go with it. I like it. It's really real. Okay, boys, action. 279 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:49,950 Everyone's heard of perfect Penelope and her perfect life. 280 00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:53,370 She is the modern myth who's got it all. 281 00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:56,560 Everyone's been trying to copy that Penelope look. 282 00:19:57,770 --> 00:20:02,169 Even when her friend Marcia was hideously deformed, the only friend to 283 00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:05,430 her was Penelope. How can someone be that perfect? 284 00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:07,610 Let's go on our perfect Penelope. 285 00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:09,080 No, she doesn't. 286 00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:14,850 Marzia, perhaps you can tell us why Penelope is so perfect. 287 00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:19,849 Well, what I love about Penelope is that she's the one person in the world who 288 00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:21,430 makes me feel attractive. 289 00:22:15,950 --> 00:22:17,190 You're world famous now. 290 00:22:17,490 --> 00:22:22,230 That show is being rerun around the world due to popular demand. 291 00:22:22,790 --> 00:22:26,100 Depressed nations are showing it to their people to cheer them up. 292 00:22:29,190 --> 00:22:31,350 I wish you to reverse the perfect wish. 293 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:32,790 Every last bit of it. 294 00:22:34,450 --> 00:22:36,190 Well, it's a very complex wish. 295 00:22:37,130 --> 00:22:38,390 Won't be easy to undo. 296 00:22:39,510 --> 00:22:41,530 Could take days and days. 297 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:58,960 That wasn't the worst of it. 298 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:03,210 Mummy got too rich and was charged with insider trading. 299 00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:06,620 Muffy got too happy and many of my cooks took her away for a rest. 300 00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:10,590 They'll be joining me here to lie low when they're released. 301 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,890 But I've learnt a valuable lesson from all this. 302 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,690 One that I'll never forget. And I want to pass it on to you. 303 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,170 To save you the heartbreak I've been through. 304 00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:24,879 Always remember, no matter how perfectly you've prepared your wish, you must 305 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,380 never, ever... 306 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:27,670 Trust your genie. 307 00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:38,040 I'm the genie. You're the master. 308 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:38,999 That's right. 309 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:43,520 I'm the master. You're my genie. You belong to me. Yes. 310 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:47,680 I've served a lot of masters throughout history. 311 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:52,500 Now I want to go back home where I can be free. 312 00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:54,400 Then you come along. 313 00:23:54,970 --> 00:24:01,790 With the opal in your hand, now your every wish is my command. That's right. 314 00:24:02,450 --> 00:24:06,030 Genie, genie, from down under. 315 00:24:06,510 --> 00:24:08,950 Make my wish come true. 316 00:24:09,430 --> 00:24:10,480 Dream on. 317 00:24:11,230 --> 00:24:17,730 Genie, genie, from down under. I wish you'd do what I want you to. 318 00:24:18,170 --> 00:24:19,220 Oh, yeah, all right. 319 00:24:23,770 --> 00:24:25,580 Genie. from down under. 320 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:30,180 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 24723

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