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Hello. I'm Penelope Town.
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And this is my home, Town Hall.
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Slightly run down, I know.
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But I'm not worried.
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Soon it's going to be fixed and fabulous
again.
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You see, Mummy's getting married today.
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Everything's going to change because
Mummy's dreadfully in love with Bubbles.
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And he's going to restore the hall to
its former glory.
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Hi, Penelope.
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Rainy in here too, huh?
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Really, I hadn't noticed.
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Oh, I hope it stops before the wedding.
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Yes.
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There are paying guests.
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Americans, in case you haven't noticed.
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Well, at least they haven't stolen the
silverware like those Australians.
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But after today, no more yes, sir, and
no, ma 'am. Mummy and I will be free
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again. And happy.
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Yoo -hoo! Penelope!
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Master, I can't stand them.
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Critical.
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Marcia, Sophie, it's so good to see you.
Come here. Penelope, I'm Sophie. Your
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mother has found me a banker. I mean, a
husband.
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Thank you, Marcia.
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Your mum is in love. It must be such a
relief.
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At last, they'll have the money to pay
for your school fees.
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Yes. Isn't this another way of watering
the flowers?
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Yes. In -house irrigation.
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Hello, Lady Towns. You must be so happy.
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Yes. All these flowers. They're so
beautiful.
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It's like a funeral parlour.
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Miss Penelope. Yes, Marcy. Be a dear and
go up to the attic. We need some more
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of ours. Look in that old trunk.
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Won't be long.
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Can't wait.
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Miss you already.
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I just don't like this.
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Not scared?
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See?
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I'm not scared.
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Sorry about us, mate. We've been stuck
inside that tiny opal for about 130
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and we've gone a bit troppo.
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I'll tell you what, mate, we've been
looking forward to this moment.
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I can't wait to smell the eucalyptus in
the water.
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I've been dreaming about the sunshine.
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And the way the hot wind comes off the
desert round about the sunset.
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Dad! On the dawn chorus. I can't wait to
hear that carowong chorus.
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Dad!
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I don't know how to tell you this, son,
but I don't think we're in Australia.
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Where are we?
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Where's that, Dad? I've never heard of
it.
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Hey, where are you going?
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Don't be scared. We're just a couple of
genies.
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No wonder we forgot to tell her.
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My son was trying to say. Get away from
me.
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Don't kill me.
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Don't kill me.
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Don't kill me. Don't kill me.
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Don't kill me. Don't kill me.
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Don't kill me. Don't kill
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me.
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There have been any Australians here.
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But... I think you'd better have a lie
down before the wedding. You're a bit
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overexcited. Of the man? And the little
boy?
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Of course, the one.
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Really,
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Mummy, I'm all right.
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You get some rest now.
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You're my maid of honour, and I want you
to look especially beautiful. Don't you
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worry, my dears. Lord Accrington Smythe
will make all our wishes come true. Now
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you get some rest.
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I'm a genie and it's my start.
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I'm a junior genie. And you're our
master. Your every wish is our command.
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You have one complete day of unlimited
wishing. Then you have to send us to
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Australia and set us free. It's pretty
straightforward.
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Any questions?
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Genius live in lamps, don't they?
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Yeah, I used to live in a lamp. Lovely
lamp it was too, but I got banished.
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Why?
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You know the Great Wall of China?
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It was supposed to be in Egypt.
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Also, there was a small indiscretion
with the grand magician's wife.
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And out popped the young bloke.
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Well, the grand magician was so cheesed
off that he stuck us in the middle of an
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opal, in the middle of a mine, in the
middle of a desert, in the middle of...
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that great southern land.
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What are you doing here in the middle of
Wiltshire? Well, it's a long story.
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I've got time.
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Okay. We've been stuck inside that opah
for 134 years, nine months, six days, 18
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hours, 37 and a half minutes, not that
we're counting.
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And last time we were out, we were in
Australia, and our master was a pommy
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by the name of Claude Townes.
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I'll have you know that Sir Claude
Townes was my great -great -great
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-grandfather. Oh, well, Claudie wasn't
too bad a bloke for a pom.
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Very disrespectful.
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Anyway, I'm not sure that I believe your
genie.
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Fair enough.
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No skin off my nose.
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If you, uh, don't believe we're genies,
you won't win any wishes then.
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Maybe you could do us a favour and say,
I wish you were both back in Australia
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and we'll be off like a bucket of prawns
in the sun.
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You won't hear from us again.
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Um, yes, just a minute.
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Say it, mate, and we'll be gone.
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I think I'd like you to hang around,
just to be sure.
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Is that a wish?
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Yes.
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What are you doing?
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Just hanging around.
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That was your wish.
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Penelope, are you all right? Yes,
coming.
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Look, I wish you'd just disappear.
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I understand that you'd like me to go
away, but I was hoping we could have a
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chat.
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I wasn't talking to you.
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Oh, to whom were you talking?
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She was talking to us.
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Will you be quiet?
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I'm sorry.
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Penelope, are you all right?
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Yes.
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Come in.
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Thank you.
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It's all right. I understand.
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Marriage can be very terrible for anyone
concerned.
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That's why I was rather hoping that we
could have a bit of a father -son, a
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mother and daughter, a bit of a chat.
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Just don't the bloke your mum's
marrying.
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Be quiet.
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I'm sorry. I'm not talking to you. It's
all right. I understand.
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You know, Penelope...
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You probably think of me as a bit of an
old fuddy -duddy, a bit of a square.
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But I'm really quite him. As a matter of
fact, I'm a bit of a cool dude.
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So you shouldn't feel that you're losing
a mummy, rather that you're gaining a
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daddy. And I will be their daddy, and
therefore I will love you and be there
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you in a very caring, sharing sort of
way. So we should be very positive and
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upbeat about the whole thing.
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Do you know where I'm coming from?
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I'm thrilled you and mummy are getting
married.
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And I think we'll make a matching daddy.
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Really? Oh!
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Thank you, Penelope. Oh, I'm so happy.
That's exactly what I needed to hear.
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I've been so worried, so uptight about
the whole thing. If I was you, I'd be
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worried, too.
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Will you be quiet?
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It's all right. That's cool. I know
you're not talking to me. Being a
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isn't easy, and I can dig that.
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Well, I'm glad we've had this little
chat, Penelope.
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I'll see you in church, then.
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Bye, Penelope.
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Penelope, give me a file.
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How the bloke your mum's going to marry?
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That's right.
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They're in love.
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How can anyone love boobie?
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I think there's a few sheep short in the
top paddy. You two are the prudest
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people I've ever met.
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I've never been so embarrassed.
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Miss Penelope, be a dear and take some
coffee to Mr and Mrs Hemingway.
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Oh, Marty, they're so boring.
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Well, everyone has to be pitied. Take
me, now.
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Her ladyship owes me £3 ,131 .47 in back
salary
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to last Friday, but I never mention it.
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Oh, I've noticed.
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Because I know my place.
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And I know Lord Accrington -Smith and
her ladyship will see me right once
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they're married. Now, be a dear and help
with our paying guests.
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I wish they'd just go and jump in a
lake.
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Your wish.
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Definitely.
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That was just great.
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I really feel as if I've found myself.
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Oh, Diana, you've got to try that
sometime.
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You should put it in your brochure. Oh,
yeah.
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I've heard it's very popular in
California.
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A coffee?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I have done other weddings, you know.
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This is meant to be a traditional
English wedding. That's why we're having
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presents. That's Fendaloo. It's not
traditional British fare.
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Everyone has curry nowadays.
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But you don't have curry sauce with plum
pudding.
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Everything under control, Mossy.
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Oh, yes, my lady. Don't you worry about
a thing. This is going to be one of the
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happiest days of your life.
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Yes.
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She's getting married to Booby.
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Oh.
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He's up, mate. You wear it out.
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Now, I've been thinking...
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I'm not saying I believe that you are a
genius, but if you were, well, then, if
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I wish for a beautiful day for Mummy's
wedding, would you be able to do that?
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Well, yeah. I should be able to rustle
up a few rice for you.
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Well, then, I wish it were a beautiful
day.
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That should make my mother happy.
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She'll never be happy if she has another
baby bloke.
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Bubble. His friends call him Bubble. And
he happens to be one of the richest men
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in England. And Mummy's going to be
very, very happy. So there.
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Yeah, well, she's only doing it for you.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Mummy's in love.
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If you could be a fly on the wall right
now, you'd see how unhappy your mother
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really is.
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Oh, is that so?
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Well, I wish I were then, so I could
prove you wrong.
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It's a beautiful day after all, my lady.
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Correct me.
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Tell me, your ladyship, how do you feel
about curried ice cream?
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I was thinking about my first wedding.
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How different to war.
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How happy I felt.
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Exactly. I think curry port is taking it
a bit too far.
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I don't think I can go through with it,
Martha.
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Oh, but it's too late now to get a new
caterer.
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Besides your husband -to -be, he loves
curry.
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I don't love him, Mother.
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I don't think I can go through with it.
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Lady Sheffield, you have no choice in
the matter.
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It's too late.
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The guests be already on their way. The
curried hors d 'oeuvres are being
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prepared as we speak.
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You have to marry Lord Accrington
Smythe.
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For the sake of Townshall.
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For Miss Penelope.
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I didn't know.
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Get out of here!
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That was great, Dad.
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I think I want to be alone.
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It'll be cold and wet.
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Still perfect weather for a curry, eh,
Edward?
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Oh, yes.
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I'm a bit of a connoisseur. I love a
curry.
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Especially the pineapple bits.
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But, Mr. Nelligan, it was with you, my
lady.
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Who's going to walk down the aisle?
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I'll have to do it.
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into which holy estate these two persons
present come now to be
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joined.
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Therefore, if any man could show any
just cause why they may not
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lawfully be joined together, let him now
speak, or else
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hereafter forever hold his peace.
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I'm really sorry, Mummy. Don't say
another word.
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I have never been so humiliated in my
whole life.
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I beg your pardon?
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No worries.
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Aren't you going to introduce us, Pen?
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Do you know this gentleman?
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00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:04,280
Well, sort of. He's a genuine
Australian.
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And his name is... Um... Bruce.
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Bruce.
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Good day.
252
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And this is Bruce's son, Barry.
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Are you in charge of the marquee, Bruce?
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00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:25,420
Uh... Take it down, please. We won't be
needing it now.
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Come with me, young lady.
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I wish you'd do as she says, Bruce.
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Whatever will they think of?
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Turned out to be a nice day after all.
259
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You did the wrong thing at the right
time.
260
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The question now is, how on earth are we
going to keep the town's war?
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Don't worry.
262
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Something will turn up.
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Hi, Fred.
264
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Thank you.
265
00:21:32,110 --> 00:21:33,790
But it wasn't such a hard decision.
266
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After all, we don't need Bubba's money
anymore, do we?
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00:21:38,390 --> 00:21:40,050
You don't? Not when I've got you.
268
00:21:41,210 --> 00:21:43,450
Ah. I don't just have you for one day.
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I can have you for as long as I like,
can't I?
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Strictly speaking, I suppose that is
technically true.
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And I can have as many wishes as I want.
272
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Really? Is that so?
273
00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:58,649
I don't even have to set you free if I
don't feel like it. Looks like she's on
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to us, Dad.
275
00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:00,650
I wouldn't say that, son.
276
00:22:00,651 --> 00:22:03,499
Can't even hold the opal, can you? I
don't know what you mean.
277
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Hold out your hand.
278
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A
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genie
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cannot hold his own lamp. Or in your
case, opal.
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Only a human can hold it.
282
00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:28,150
See?
283
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,580
It's in the genie book.
284
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I've got the opal, so I've got you.
285
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Forever.
286
00:22:36,850 --> 00:22:37,900
Fair enough, pet.
287
00:22:37,901 --> 00:22:42,469
So anyway, I was thinking, if you've
ever been to Australia, it's beautiful
288
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time of year. I have no intention of
going to Australia.
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I won't be feeling dead down there. The
very idea of it makes me sick.
290
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You just don't like Australia.
291
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I guess we'll have to accept then that
we're never going to see our beloved
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homeland again.
293
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I want to make some wishes now.
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I want to be rich.
295
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I want to be a woman of property.
296
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The old I want to be rich wish.
297
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How much would you like to be worth?
298
00:23:09,230 --> 00:23:11,750
I won't be greedy. Say, 20 million
pounds?
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Yes, master.
300
00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:37,030
The property?
301
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Property? What property?
302
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The property you've just inherited down
under.
303
00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:47,320
Down under what?
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00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:49,460
Here in Australia, silly.
305
00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:51,820
500 square miles.
306
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,170
That's exciting.
307
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How much is it worth?
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20 million pounds.
309
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G'day, Penn.
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She's not quite our rememberer, but...
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Couple of coats of paint, a wish or two,
she'll be right as rain.
312
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No worries.
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I'm the genie, you're the master.
314
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That's right.
315
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:30,900
I'm the master, you're my genie. You
belong to me. Yes.
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I've served a lot of masters.
317
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Throughout history.
318
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Now I want to go back home where I can
be free.
319
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Then you come along with the opal in
your hand.
320
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:49,160
Now your every wish is my command.
That's right.
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Genie, genie from down on earth. Make my
wish come true.
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Dream on.
323
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:02,200
Genie, genie from down on earth.
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I wish you'd do what I want you to.
325
00:25:05,181 --> 00:25:06,549
Ah, yeah, all right.
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