All language subtitles for La Fessee (1976) AL eng

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Good-bye.

That's it. See you tomorrow.

- Hello, Mr. Léon.
- Good afternoon.

The usual.

Will that be all?

One franc, sixty.

Till tomorrow.

Till tomorrow. Goodbye.

Hello, yes.
It's me speaking.

I'm Léon.

Tonight.
Yes, it's possible.

The address.

I first experienced a feeling
of pleasure from a spanking

a pleasure that's
always shared.

My mother beat me with the same intensity as when she kissed me.

Her hand gave me the most joyful and thrilling moments of my childhood.

In spite of all my efforts,
I've never been able

to completely relive
those moments of rapture.

I pity those unfortunate
people who have only

known as spanking as
a humiliating experience,

because for me it has always been a joyful thrill.

Only once in my life did I give in to the sad custom of spanking someone as a means of punishment.

I was very much in love with a frivolous girl that I caught in the arms of our gardener.

Elisabeth!

Come here! Come on!

Stop!

No! Leo!

Oh no!

Oh yes!

Yes!

My darling!

Mother! Mother!

Alas, my mother wasn't there to explain the virtues of spanking.

And so it was that
years of patient research

prolonged this
pleasant exploration.

This is for you.

Thank you.

See you tomorrow.

Good night, sir.

Mr. Léon?

My wife and I would like to have you for dinner. Any night you are free.

Whenever you want, it's a pleasure, sir.

- How about joining us tonight?
- Tonight? That would be fine, sir.

- Well, then see you later.
- Yes, sir.

Léon, you don't mind if I use your first name, do you?

That story you told me about Elisabeth. It's a joke, right?

Not at all.

Of course, I was
very young at the time,

- but I remember it clearly
like it was yesterday.

Léon, I hope you
excuse me for blabbing.

I told the whole
story to Germaine.

The whole story, and she...

And she's very interested.

We are both interested.

This will surprise you, Léon.

My wife and I have a
secret, and it's a real problem.

It's unbearable for us.

We've tried everything, Léon.

You don't mind if I call you, Léon.

We did try everything. We read everything. Everything.

It's impossible.

Our lives have no meaning to us.

It's time for a change.

The anthology of passion is an anthology of sadness.

- My darling, Léon,

- do you realize what my man
Fred has done to find an answer?

Please show him, dear.

We even tried this. Yes, every device, more than once.

The result? The same each time. Failure. Isn't that right, Germaine?

It's inevitable, Fred. Excuse me, madam, but if it's not from the hand, it doesn't mean anything.

Oh, you see, we were right to invite Léon here for dinner. Everything must be done by hand.

Léon, tell us, is this story about Elisabeth true?

Of course it is, Fred. I never lie about anything so important.

In that case, my wife
and I think that what was

good for Elisabeth
has to be good for us.

Léon, you are our last chance.

What do you mean?

Is Spanking the answer?

Why, of course Spanking is the answer. Spanking is the best way out.

You have no idea his possibilities. You really should give it a try.

Think about it, the loving hand.

The Spanking is a marvelous
cure all that prevents

- boredom and it
recaptures true love.

Shall we go into the salon?

But I know this chair.

And it's really true, this thing with Elisabeth.

Of course. And this is the same chair.

But how did you manage to find it?

It was a Germaine who found it at her grandma's.

So you would recall the sensation you had with Elisabeth.

You'll find out what a beauty Germaine is.

It's the same vocabulary madam.
You haven't got much imagination.

You better not
insult me out there

Just be careful of what you say

Why can't you leave people alone if you know what's good for you get lost

Nothing but a bunch of bitch you're ruining the neighborhood

- Hello, Mr. Léon
- Hello.

Right away

- Is that all.
- Yes.

Mr. Léon and I wonder
if I could speak to you.

- Any time you'd like miss.
- Right now if it's possible.

Yes

In the back no one will bother us

Sorry, mr. Léon, it's my only chair

Please sit down make yourself comfortable

Well then what can I do for you?

do it all.
And don't you dare tell me no

But but how did you...?

you can see I'm all alone.

Have a small successful business here

However, I'm not happy

Why don't you relax Léon?

Well, what is it that you want.

you know very well I've been
hearing a lot about you Léon.

I believe this is the price

I'm ready for you. I need a good spanking Léon

(customer knocking : Mme Muguets, my milk!)

I'm all yours Léon
do what you will.

I hope you know the
rules of the game madam.

- Whatever you say.
- As you wish. Shall we commence?

(Customers grumbling ... What's going on?)

And so it was thanks to Mme Muguets that my career as a professional spanker started

She handled everything for me not only was she a whiz at public relations

She also acted as my secretary switchboard operator and gourmet cook

She also provides an
excellent training ground

for me to develop
my natural talents

Which I can assure you my clients later appreciated.

I still keep my job at the bank.

However, I now have
a second occupation

that makes the bank
a lot more bearable

If you permit me I'm going to introduce you to the marvelous world of spankings

A Fabulous world of
delightful buttocks

With depths and curves that are exciting and harmonious

Arses that come in all sizes

Let us now penetrate the
beautiful world of asses

- where each bottom has its name

The apple buttock the brave
buttock the greedy buttock

the dreamy buttock and
liberated buttock or free

And don't forget how the buttock attracts our attention with its many innovations

The teardrop ass known
as the dropped buttock.

Of course, I try to avoid
this one because it's sad

the pear shaped ass

the stenographic buttock

Also known as the pancake ass or flat kiester.

I always try to avoid this one to the square ass

Here we have the plum pudding house and of course the cinema scope ass

Commonly known as the mega ass

Adieu adieu beautiful rear ends

Let us now spank these beautiful asses

We know that asses
are meant for spanking

rear ends are meant to be slapped.
It deals out delight and

Thrills. It causes us to

realize the joys of pain

But let's not speak only of
the ones who are spanked

- more interesting to
us is the art of spanking

I Forgot madam
you get true to the

principles of selling
butter, eggs and cheese.

taught me to believe in the
indispensable commandment

of paying first and
then being served after

But my speaking
about it reveals nothing

- I think it would be a lot better
if I were to make an example

One last thing just one

the spanking should always begin With
a caress and end up like a storm

a good bottom needs irritation

The address where is it?

Oh I'm sorry my dear Léon

It's a 35 Boulevard Victor Hugo

when you get there just ask for madam Simone Vacheron and watch it

very smart custom

Well, I just hope her ass is worth it

Yes madam.
Very well madam.

If you'll follow me sir
madam is waiting for you.

Mr. Léon come this way

I Have waited well over an hour

Would you be kind enough
to wait while I finish this file.

- would only be a few minutes delay.
- of course madam.

That finishes it.
what can I do for you?

Well, that is you see madam.
It's not so easy to explain

What do you mean?

I'm sure this desk doesn't help us to get to the matter at hand

If you'll permit me I'll
come over to the other side.

Yes, I think we could
do a lot better here

- I'm ready now.
- if you please madam I want your ass.

- Oh my behind.
- and quickly.

You were very impertinent

But I'm yours

Stop! Stop! Stop!

This is just what you wanted.

Continue continue.

I love it.

I have a beautiful ass. Tell
me I have a beautiful ass

Beautiful very beautiful, and I'm
going to make it even more beautiful.

Oh, thank you

Please go on, I'm excited, thank you.

Françoise, get in here. I have an idea

Come here. Come over here Françoise.

I found the solution to the question with contact pose and it's all because of the spanking

continue Léon.

- Spanking clears the mind.
- Madam, This is the end of the voyage

- already.
- Yes, madam.

And if you permit me now, I'm going to see that you're properly fucked

If you like if you like, but

- couldn't you just wait a minute
and let me finish with my secretary.

impossible.

- Your receipt.
- thank you.

- Sign here Léon, and I will ensure your future.
- No Madame, I'm fine here.

- Yeah, but ever since I
met you my life has changed

- my little business has
doubled and I need you Léon

Read it

Read it. See what I propose. You only have
to spank me dear and for that you'll be paid

Simone whenever you need me, I'll come to you, but I cherish my liberty

And I want to spank whom I please and when I please.

My dear Léon this assignment
is going to be very difficult.

I'm going to do
whatever's necessary

I assure you I have every intention of satisfying your daughter

I would appreciate if you call me Colonel and as for my daughter, you may call her Marcelle

Now that even on a first-name basis,
you'll still have your work cut out for you.

Yes. Well, Mr ... excuse me Colonel

I'd like to make it clear that everything I do
is a challenge and I don't stop until I succeed.

I have this inner desire

I want to make your daughter Marcelle a happy girl

- She deserves it.
- screw you.

But miss

Marcelle I think that your father
is giving you a birthday present.

That's very original.

I know it's quite exceptional.

However for a girl of your class who's militant and disinterested?

I'm going to offer you some advice. I think that you should accept your father's present

What is it don't
tell me it's you.

can assure you Marcelle that what counts most in a gift is not the package

But the spirit in which it is given.

- stupid asshole.

Listen Marcelle you
better excuse yourself

right now or
you'll live to regret it.

Let her talk please Colonel. She's at the heart of the problem

She can say her piece

Now I'm going to leave you too alone to work this thing out

She must have many different things to talk over

And now my dear girl I
want you to know that the

services of this
Mr. Léon is my gift to you.

It's to celebrate your 18th year.
It's a fine present

Excuse me

Is the gift really you?

You're a stupid ass

- You're much too old. The day
you fuck me you better get up early

- who's talking about
fucking you Marcelle?

Just look at you. You're nothing but a mess. You're a filthy little bitch.

I know just what kind of girl you are.
You don't know enough to wash your ass.

What kind of a gift are you?

A gift from your father, a gift that
he's wanted to give you for 18 years

A gift you really deserve my little slut and the pleasure is all mine

You're going to get
a super spanking

And this spanking

- Why doesn't my
father spank me himself?

- You can ask him yourself - after.

Don't touch me, I'll yell!

Yell all you want. It's
all part of the pleasure.

- Fuck me.
- Oh no, you little pig, after

You're going to get your gift first

Come here. Come here

Get it to her, that's good, very good.

Thank you, Papa

Could I have my receipt please?

- There you are madam

- thank you, could I
have my gloves back?

- Oh, I'm sorry

(doorbell rings)
Yes, yes, I'm coming.

(Postman:) And would you be Mr.Léon?

-Yes, postman
-Telegram
-Goodbye Sir

I've always hated telegrams, this particular one was exceptional

It summoned me back to Chevry my native village

I had never returned to Chevry since the death of my mother

And that was some years ago

I hesitated as I opened it

Wondering who could have heard of my talents from so far away

(text of telegram)
- Please take first bus to Chevry stop
- accept all conditions

-young lady needs your services
-Signed Madame Bovary.

Is there anyone?

Anyone there?

Anyone there?

Excuse me Madame, I ...

Mr. Léon?

Yes, Madame

Come here come closer so I can see

Was it you who sent
the telegram Madame?

Yes, it was, Mr. Léon

- I think that it was bad timing

- no Mr. Léon on the contrary

Come with me

This food was meant to be eaten so don't worry

Go on, dig in

When did it happen?

- Yesterday afternoon
- And the telegram?

Once the doctor confirmed he had died

I sent the telegram from the post office

All right now don't worry save your energy you'll need it later

and go on here's to your health

But

The telegram

How come you know me?

Oh, I know you and I've heard a great deal about your reputation

- Here in Chevry?

- no in Paris I go there once every month
and they talked about you at Madame Claude

They say that you are terrible, Mr. Léon

- But who are you? you
say we know each other

- look

Elisabeth

- You mean I haven't changed

- you're even more
beautiful more woman

And your ass was magnificent. I can see it now. It was absolutely fabulous

Look

There

- no not from you please
- yes, yes take it

Now this way

What did you do with the traffic warden?

- Why'd you ask.
- because I don't see her around.

if you like I'll permit you to see
Because she's downstairs

- you mean she's in the icebox
- no in the cellar

- But what will you do
- with her depends? I'd rather you decide

- your mind is going dear

Listen to me Léon life is not always a game

Everyone has a role in society today you and me and the others

- Yes, but her.
- yes, and don't interrupt me

So as I was saying it's impossible
to always live in pleasure

- each one of us has this
usefulness in society today

I'm sure you've heard it said we should do our duty and to perform that duty

You must donate your services to all of us who live here and give her a good spanking

- only then can we live in

Right, but after that she'll
be replaced by another.

it'll be your duty to give
the new one a spanking

All right, all right, prepare her

our society is with
you in that case.

- I better get started

I knew we could count on you Léon

What do you want?

Let me go!

-I'm here for your good
-Let me go, let me go

What are you going to do? Help! Help!

I've had enough now i'm going to tell my chief

You you'll see you bastard

Satan's perfect murderer

Help me help me help help help

Please chief

Help me

Assassin

Chief

All right cut it out you can stop the yelling

I'll tell you it's difficult to spank you in these conditions

So shut up now

Come on concentrate my dear take advantage of this

No! No! Yes! Oh yes!
Yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!

- I'd like to know your first name. I'm Susan and your?

- Léon at your service
- just hold me tight

- Fuck me.
- never

- but why don't you like me?

- Well, don't you like about me tell me Léon.

- the uniform.

- Oh wait a second wait i'll undress

How about it? Do you like me?

Chief....!

I've come a long way since I gave my first spanking.

I found Elisabeth again. I make little girls behave

Business women mingle with riffraff socialites come down to earth

And intellectuals liberate themselves

Joy has been provided

Buttocks are experiencing a new awakening

And asses

Are more beautiful than ever

Time to go now.
I've decided I'm going to make amends.

I've discovered that it's more important to receive

Than to give

If one were to reflect on Léon's craft and skill one

- would discover that it carries a profound message

From the very beginning the spanking has been misunderstood

thus depriving women of many pleasures

Men from the hidden side of the moon and couples of vital oxygen

In these modern times we tend to slide backwards using the spanking as a punishment.

This is a sad mistake

Léon is here in our midst to prove to us that this practice

filled with beauty health and majesty

Revives feelings and vitalizes our innermost desires.

It renews the bonds of marriage

Relives congestion of the spirit and galvanizes our energies

May all husbands and wives

Lovers in distress the
passive ones the shy ones the

tender ones and all the
asses that have fallen flat

Hear this wonderful
message that Léon

- the distinguished master
spanker is putting forth