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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:07,440 Please don't be pregnant. 2 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:08,960 Please don't be pregnant. 3 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:12,020 Please, please, please, please, please, please, please. 4 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:17,120 What 5 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:24,120 the pluck 6 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:25,120 mean? 7 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,500 Is there like instructions or something? 8 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:31,639 Plus. 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,480 Maybe that's a good sign. 10 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:38,700 Like I don't know. 11 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,880 Positive result. 12 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,260 Fuck! Are you kidding me? 13 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:23,700 I forgot to tell you. 14 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:24,920 What? 15 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:27,720 What? 16 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,860 So you know like how I told you I missed a couple periods? 17 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:34,340 At school? 18 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,900 No, like the things that girls have, you know? 19 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,740 Yeah. Yeah, you got your period? 20 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:44,720 No. Like I haven't had it for like a month. 21 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,480 What's wrong? 22 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:47,880 Did you go to the doctor? 23 00:01:48,620 --> 00:01:52,700 No, but you know how you accidentally came inside me the one time? 24 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:56,280 Yeah. Well, 25 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:03,160 I haven't had my parents since then, so I went to 26 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:06,640 CVF and I took a pregnancy test. 27 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,160 I just got finished taking it. And? 28 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,640 It's positive. 29 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:14,360 Are you... 30 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:17,690 You're fucking with me, right? No, I'm not fucking with you. Like, do you want 31 00:02:17,690 --> 00:02:18,690 to see it? 32 00:02:18,990 --> 00:02:20,370 Yeah, prove it. 33 00:02:20,870 --> 00:02:22,830 Like, look. 34 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:27,310 Do you see that? It says positive. That means I'm pregnant, right? 35 00:02:28,090 --> 00:02:30,350 That's what I thought. No, I looked at the paper. 36 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:35,210 You're kidding me, right? No, I'm not kidding. You're not making this up? No, 37 00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:36,210 I'm not. 38 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:37,590 What are we going to do? 39 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:43,090 I don't know. Like, obviously it can't be, like, me and you anymore. Like, we 40 00:02:43,090 --> 00:02:44,090 have to... 41 00:02:44,630 --> 00:02:45,630 Tell her. 42 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:46,728 Tell mom. 43 00:02:46,730 --> 00:02:47,750 No, we're not telling mom. 44 00:02:48,430 --> 00:02:52,510 She will freak the fuck out. Yeah, well, we might not be able to tell her for a 45 00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:54,730 couple months, and then what happens when I have a huge belly? 46 00:02:56,690 --> 00:02:59,670 She's going to know. Well, we've got to save up money and get you to the doctor 47 00:02:59,670 --> 00:03:00,670 or something. 48 00:03:01,650 --> 00:03:02,650 Shit. 49 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:06,970 I'm not telling mom, man. I'm not going in there and telling her. No, I'm not 50 00:03:06,970 --> 00:03:11,150 going to tell her about myself. I'm scared. You have to go in there with me 51 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:12,150 tell her. I'm scared. 52 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:13,610 Dude, I can't. 53 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:19,480 Fucking kill me, man. She's going to freak out on me too, but she's going to 54 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,920 it if I don't tell her. She'll find out. 55 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,900 You're sure this is what this means, right? Um, yeah. 56 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:29,020 Fuck. 57 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:31,860 Will you go in there with me? 58 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:36,680 Okay. All right, yeah, I'm not going in there by myself. 59 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:38,560 You have to go in there with me. 60 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:40,460 Okay, come on. 61 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:48,390 I'm scared. I really don't want to tell her. 62 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:53,710 I don't want to fucking do this either, but we kind of have no choice right now. 63 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:54,950 Oh, God. 64 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:06,830 Hey, Mom. 65 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:08,370 Hey, how are you? 66 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,250 Good. What are you doing? 67 00:04:10,630 --> 00:04:14,110 Oh, just doing some articles and some summer activities. 68 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 We're going to be in a family. 69 00:04:19,700 --> 00:04:24,120 So I just wanted to talk to you about something kind of important. 70 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,600 What is it? 71 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:33,080 Well, like, I have a whole day. What are you talking 72 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:37,320 about? Well, okay, so obviously I'm growing up and I'm having sex. 73 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:39,340 You're having sex? 74 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:43,380 Yeah. Well, I thought we were going to talk about that first and kind of get 75 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:45,020 prepared and you have a serious boyfriend. 76 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:51,320 You know, I am modern, but not, you know, like... Well, I'm sorry. It 77 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,920 guess it just happened. 78 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:59,020 And it... Well, anyway, like... What? What just happened? The sex just 79 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,040 Yeah, I mean... You still get two months of birth control. It's not too late. 80 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,960 And make sure that you're protected. 81 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:06,440 We'll go to the doctor. 82 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:10,380 Well, you're at the age where we should be going to the doctor for that anyway, 83 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:16,780 so... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just... When I think that... I had like, okay, I 84 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:18,760 haven't had my period in a few weeks. 85 00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:23,080 Maybe your hormones are off. Maybe we need to get you hormone balanced. Yeah, 86 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,900 thought maybe I was stressed out or something. 87 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:32,740 You know, but I think that, well, the guy, he came inside of me. 88 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:38,200 I think you had sex and somebody came inside you. Yeah, it was out a condom. 89 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,960 Well, that's not good. You can get a disease or worse yet, you can get 90 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:47,220 Right. So, you know, since I didn't have my period, I went to one of the drug 91 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:50,280 stores and I got pregnancy test. 92 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:55,840 Yeah. And I took it and, like, I'm pregnant. 93 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:57,139 You're what? 94 00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:58,140 You're pregnant? 95 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,860 Yeah. Like, are you sure? I mean, it might be a mistake. 96 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,080 It could be a mistake. 97 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:05,820 Do you want to look at it? 98 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:07,980 Oh, shit. 99 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,840 That's what that plus means, right? 100 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:15,700 Yeah. So, who is this boy that you're having sex with and relations with? 101 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:19,980 Well, I think that you know him. 102 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:24,960 It's someone we know? I mean, obviously, I know some of your friends, but, like, 103 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,420 I don't know anyone that you've been dating or anything. 104 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:31,620 Well, like... Let's say you just know him. You know him really well. 105 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,760 Like, what do you have to do with it? 106 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,480 Yeah. He's the one who did it. What? 107 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:38,839 Your brother? 108 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,460 Are you fucking kidding me? No. 109 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:45,840 That's totally, that's, that's incest. You can't be doing that. That's so wrong 110 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,580 on so many levels. You have no idea. 111 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:50,640 I know. I knew you were going to react like this. What would make you think 112 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:54,060 you could be doing that? I knew you were going to say that. Like, I just, I 113 00:06:54,060 --> 00:06:54,919 don't know. 114 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:55,920 Like, 115 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,160 not acceptable. 116 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,280 Well, what am I supposed to do? I'm pregnant. 117 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:03,340 Like, what am I supposed to do? Listen, you do not have sex with him. You do not 118 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,040 have sex with him. with your brother. Why? I love him. 119 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:07,540 That's ridiculous. Well, you can love him in a different way. You don't love 120 00:07:07,540 --> 00:07:09,920 your brother like that. We do, though, Mom. 121 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:11,480 Well, 122 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:15,440 I mean, you can't say that, like, because this is gonna be your 123 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,600 Like, you can't, you can't just... That's not like that. That's like an 124 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,780 abomination of something, and I'm not gonna be part of it. Mom! 125 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:36,740 we're going to do, but this is not going to be happening. Mom, you're hurting 126 00:07:36,740 --> 00:07:37,539 her feelings. 127 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,340 Stop. This is already rough enough for her right now. 128 00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:14,940 Cause I'm gonna keep still doing it. You're not gonna keep doing that. 129 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:19,020 Not if I have anything to say or do about it. You're not gonna keep doing 130 00:08:19,340 --> 00:08:21,380 We've been doing it in your house the whole time, mom. 131 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:23,300 And now she's pregnant. 132 00:08:23,740 --> 00:08:25,960 That's just fucking great. Then you're just gonna have to leave. 133 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:28,600 And she's gonna have to go away too. 134 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:30,240 No, stop that. 135 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:31,920 What, it's bothered you? 136 00:08:32,299 --> 00:08:33,620 No, stop that. 137 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:37,500 You're making me sick. 138 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,120 You're just making me ill. You two are making me sick. You're trying to kill 139 00:08:41,370 --> 00:08:44,390 Are you going to fucking kill me? You're going to have to get over it because 140 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:47,390 this is what we've been doing. This is what we're going to continue to do. No, 141 00:08:47,390 --> 00:08:51,530 you are not going to keep doing that. No, we're not. Mom, no. No, I am going 142 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:52,750 do this. No, you know what? 143 00:08:53,050 --> 00:08:55,650 No, it's not wrong to have incest. I'm you. 144 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,270 It is too wrong. What are you doing? Stop that. No. 145 00:08:58,790 --> 00:09:01,630 You stop it. No, it's not right. 146 00:09:02,450 --> 00:09:05,770 You can't say those things about my child. 147 00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:33,330 You can't be doing this. Please stop. 148 00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:34,650 You two are insane. 149 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:36,410 Crazy. 150 00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:03,030 such things. 151 00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:28,370 come and you're going to be 152 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,020 You should fucking flip her over and fuck her doggy style. No. 153 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,740 Don't do that. Yep. 154 00:17:37,930 --> 00:17:39,570 It all gets in there. Oh, fuck, no. 155 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,270 Yeah, dump it in there. 156 00:17:41,630 --> 00:17:43,990 No, I can already feel it coming up. 157 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,250 Don't do that. 158 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:49,750 Oh, my gosh. 159 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:54,550 Oh, disgusting. 160 00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:59,350 Oh, my gosh. I'm so disgusted with you. 161 00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:01,710 See, now you're going to be pregnant, Mom. 162 00:18:02,030 --> 00:18:03,350 Yeah, we can be pregnant together. 163 00:18:11,919 --> 00:18:14,220 Yeah, I mean that was a huge load. 12162

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