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What's up? What's up? I'm so glad you're home.

Yeah? Um, so, like, I got a big favor.

Like what?

Like a huge one. So...

There's a girl in my room right now. You know we're not supposed to have anyone

over. Yeah, look. I know, but look. Your mom is not home. My dad is not home.

Nobody needs to know.

Okay?

Okay. What's the favorite?

Okay.

Favorite? Okay.

What is it?

Alright, so when you see mom and dad, Pull up.

Right?

I need you to come running and knocking on my door. You know, I have somewhere

to be. Like, I'm really not trying to do this right now. No, you don't. You have

nowhere to be.

Better than this. I'm not trying to play scaffolding.

Please, please, please, please, please.

Okay. Okay.

Whatever. Have fun.

Thank you.

Should I?

Oh, fuck it.

Hey!

They're here!

Mom and Dad are here!

Mom and Dad are here! Kids, get her out!

shirts inside out.

Oh, damn it. You're right.

Yeah. They're probably super close coming up to them. Mm -hmm.

They're so close.

Very close.

They're super fun to fight with me.

Yeah. Yeah. Right? Yeah. No, you look great. Perfect.

Super casual.

Yeah. Very casual.

So where's the remote?

didn't end up showing up.

What do you mean it didn't end up showing up? I don't know, man.

They just didn't end up showing up?

Oh, my God. I literally kicked out this girl out of the window.

Did she jump out of the window?

Well, she didn't jump out. She kind of split out.

Oh, she might be a keeper.

Well, yeah, maybe, but she could have...

You're freaking out way too much. You need to, like, chill.

It's not that deep.

Yes, it is that deep.

Okay. I wish... I wish it was that deep.

I said a fucking pussy.

I did not need to hear that.

I didn't need to hear that. Yes, it's your fault.

It's your fault. Okay, whatever.

Man, it's been like two weeks.

It's been like two weeks. With no pussy.

What? You don't get dick?

What are you trying to say right now?

I don't know.

It kind of looks like you're jealous.

No, I'm not jealous.

You're the worst stepsister ever.

Yes, it looks like you're totally jealous. And why else would you come

You're jealous.

Hey.

What?

Sorry to burst your bubble, but mom and dad are going to dinner tonight if

you're wanting to go or anything.

Nope. I'm good.

I'm just going to chill here at home.

What? You got that girl coming over? Is that nothing better to do?

You see?

Anyway, you are jealous.

I'm not jealous.

Um, obviously you are because you're still thinking about it.

Okay,

can I be real with you for a second? And can you, like, drop the attitude?

Fine. Okay, well, I need you to move over.

Will that be a please?

Please move over.

Well, okay, so...

See? Knew it.

Okay, well, don't be like that. Like, I just am surprised you didn't hit on me.

Like, you invite this random girl over, and you didn't even give me a chance.

And we've been living here for a hot minute, and this whole time you never,

like, hit on me. And I'm like, what the heck?

And why would you think that I would make a move upon you?

Because it's only natural.

Yeah, I mean, I suppose because...

We live in the same house. Yeah. We see each other every day.

I just didn't want to cross no boundaries.

What if I said, like, the wrong thing and you told my dad? I would have been

huge trouble.

Well, what if I want you to cross boundaries?

Well, I mean, then that's something different then.

ruin your chance.

No? No.

So what if I kind of like just lean in?

Yeah, I can do that.

I've thought about this for so long.

Mm -hmm.