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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,959 Amanda's pregnant. She's going to dump Dave and move to Singapore. 2 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:06,399 You need to tell him. 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,280 We'll destroy the fucking bitch. 4 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,240 HE GROANS 5 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,159 Jesus... 6 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,040 DISHES CLATTER 7 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,679 What do you mean? 8 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:34,110 Do you think someone needs to know if their girlfriend's pregnant? 9 00:00:34,111 --> 00:00:36,439 Can I just get, like, a Berocca? 10 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,399 Do you think Dave needs to know she's planning to dump him 11 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,320 and take the kid to Singapore? 12 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:46,880 What's going on? 13 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:49,719 What do you mean "What's going on?!" 14 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,079 The bitch is pregnant! What do you think is fucking going on?! 15 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,519 Casual, yeah. 16 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:54,920 She said it was casual. 17 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,999 Can I just...? Can I just take these? 18 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,159 She had some ex that died 19 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,720 and she said Dave is just a "casual" relationship. 20 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:04,679 He's your best friend! 21 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:07,519 OK! Just stop...shouting! 22 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:10,960 You need to find him at work today and tell him the bitch is using him! 23 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,320 Have you had some of these? 24 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:29,920 - Ibuprofen? - Yeah. 25 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:36,080 - I took paracetamol but they haven't touched the sides. - Mm-hm. 26 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,039 STEPHEN EXHALES 27 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,560 Look, I'm working near his office today. 28 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,879 I'll take him a coffee... 29 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,680 ..face it head on. 30 00:02:10,681 --> 00:02:14,999 I've had his phone charger in my van for ages, so I'll use that 31 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,959 as an excuse for why I'm there. 32 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:20,399 - I'll take him one of his posh coffees... - Oh, yeah, nice. 33 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,959 And then we'll have a big chat, 34 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,319 lay it all out, man to man. 35 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,519 I'll tell him she's using him 36 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:32,600 and he's not actually going to Singapore. 37 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,119 We're mates, it'll be fine. 38 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,280 He needs to know. 39 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:42,880 So... 40 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,600 ..she came out and just told you she was pregnant. 41 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,990 Did you get chance to talk about you? 42 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,240 You? 43 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,840 She wants us to hang out at Matt's wedding. 44 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,880 THEY CHUCKLE QUIETLY 45 00:03:09,491 --> 00:03:15,279 - What, you going to do your hair together? - I hope so, yeah. 46 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,159 STEPHEN LAUGHS 47 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,159 Might do our nails. 48 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:20,240 Girlie! 49 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:22,959 Yeah, you'll enjoy that. 50 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,560 Yeah, I'll be hiding in the room. 51 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,050 I think I hate her. 52 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,079 You should've seen her sitting there. 53 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,399 She hogged basically all the food. 54 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:41,519 Aw, Jesus - shoving it in her mouth with her stupid hands. 55 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,280 I think I actually hate her. 56 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,400 You never used to hate anyone. 57 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:14,119 # My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you 58 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:18,720 # And I stop the day with a little syllable 59 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:23,680 # Left unfinished 60 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:30,080 # When you move to kiss me 61 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:40,399 # Now each word bursts like a volcano 62 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:44,440 # Cos there's nowhere else for this love to go 63 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:53,559 # I grabbed a cable and a microphone 64 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:57,840 # Cos there's nowhere else for this love to go. # 65 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:23,519 I was just finishing up down the road, got myself a coffee, 66 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,559 thought you could probably do with one. 67 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,039 - It's a bit late, but... - Really? 68 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,679 DAVE CHUCKLES 69 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,759 - You're saying caffeine don't keep you awake? - I'm saying... 70 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,639 You're saying you're the only person in the universe...? 71 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,239 I'm saying I can cope with a coffee at 4:30 pm. 72 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,559 You're hilarious. 73 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,719 That's a good one. 74 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,359 So how's Amanda been? 75 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,240 All good for Singapore? 76 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,720 What are you doing? 77 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,239 What are you doing, mate? 78 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:54,479 You're all "Singapore, Singapore." 79 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:55,679 Singapore, Singapore. 80 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:59,879 Yeah you're all like, "Oh, my God, Singapore." 81 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,159 No, it's hilarious, mate. 82 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,879 You're all like, "Singapore this, Singapore that." 83 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,439 I'm leaving. I'm settling down. Get over it. 84 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,639 What do you keep going on about it for? What...? 85 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,960 What, you jealous? 86 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,360 Yeah, yeah, really jealous. 87 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,479 So she's going round telling me - and I hardly know her - 88 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,479 telling me she's pregnant 89 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,320 and she hasn't told the father. 90 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,359 Amanda. 91 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:29,440 Rack of lamb. 92 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,880 She ordered champagne and a rack of lamb and made us split the bill. 93 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,199 She applied for a job in Singapore... 94 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,239 ON LAPTOP: OK, I'm back. Sorry about that. 95 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,919 That's OK. We're still here. 96 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,919 Sometimes I wonder which one of us is the owner 97 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,680 and which one of us is the pet. 98 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,319 You good to start the meeting? 99 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,639 Yep. 100 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:53,920 OK... 101 00:06:53,921 --> 00:06:57,039 Sorry I couldn't make it in this morning... 102 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,279 - DAVE: - Here he is! 103 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:00,279 HE CHUCKLES HEARTILY 104 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:02,279 STEPHEN: What are you doing here? 105 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:03,959 Huh? You following us? 106 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:05,679 You're the one following me, mate! 107 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:06,730 THEY LAUGH 108 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:12,279 - Thank God you're here! - How are you? - Oh, I'm OK. 109 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:14,319 You ready for a weekend of mayhem? 110 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:18,039 Every weekend's a weekend of mayhem! You know what I mean? 111 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,039 We're here for the wedding. 112 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,359 We've got a lot of you in today. 113 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,559 Promise not to be too rowdy. 114 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,239 He's your problem. 115 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,799 We're the groomsmen, so it's our duty to get absolutely shitfaced. 116 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:32,599 Oh, groomsmen. So you didn't make it to best man. 117 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,359 He likes you, but not quite enough. 118 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,720 THEY LAUGH 119 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,640 STEPHEN EXHALES 120 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:24,480 - You said that the car was empty! - I said the boot was empty. 121 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,920 There's a difference between a car and a boot. 122 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:35,200 It's so basic. 123 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,960 I mean, seriously, that's, like, so basic. 124 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,319 - Hey. - Hey. 125 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:08,439 - Are you...? - Yeah. Er, yes. Dave left my laptop in the car. 126 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,320 - Uh-oh. - Ha... 127 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,000 How's Lisa? 128 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:24,960 Uh, busy. 129 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,320 - Oh, God. - Yeah. 130 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:45,320 - Congratulations on your promotion. - Thank you. 131 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:55,079 Yeah. No, uh, Dave mentioned it. 132 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,920 - Headhunted in Singapore. - Yes. 133 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,320 Wow. 134 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,680 - Are you heading out or...? - Yes. 135 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,640 Yeah. Er, chewing gum. 136 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,399 I like to keep a packet on me, but... 137 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,120 ..must've fallen out of my pocket. 138 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,719 Yeah, Dave mentioned you're still working through 139 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,680 the practicalities, Singapore. 140 00:10:22,681 --> 00:10:25,439 Yeah, there's a lot to think about. 141 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,319 He's so excited. 142 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:30,360 About the two of you moving to Singapore. 143 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,359 - Yeah. - Yeah. 144 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,679 He's really excited. 145 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:39,199 - He's... He's telling everyone. - Mm. 146 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,959 Yeah, no, in his head he's, like... 147 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,319 He's definitely going there. 148 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,960 Which would be great for him. 149 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,479 But I suppose... 150 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:53,839 ..if there's any chance he might not be going there... 151 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,839 - I know what you're doing. - What? What am I doing? 152 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,830 What do you mean, "What are you doing?" 153 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,720 What's all this bullshit about the chewing gum? 154 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:06,960 You followed me out of my room... 155 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,279 I... I genuinely lost my chewing gum. 156 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,039 Yeah, OK. 157 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,599 Fuck off. 158 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,719 I know that Lisa's told you. 159 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:19,239 You manipulate her. I can see the sadness in her eyes. 160 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,479 So go and tell Dave I'm going to Singapore without him, 161 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,999 and tell him I'm pregnant. Please! 162 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,719 You'd save me a load of hassle. 163 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,239 Honestly, I wasn't... 164 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,999 Have some fucking bollocks, yeah? 165 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,799 You're all fucking full of yourself, aren't you? 166 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:35,039 And your jokes, which actually aren't anything any normal person 167 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,479 would find funny, and you fucking stand there 168 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,079 waving your stupid dick around, 169 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,039 but men like you are fucking terrified 170 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,600 of telling the fucking truth! 171 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,399 - He actually said that? - Yep. 172 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,679 DAVE LAUGHS 173 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:56,199 God, that's so funny. 174 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,799 He said I was excited about moving to Singapore? 175 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,850 When? 176 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,130 Literally just now. 177 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,479 Why would he say that? 178 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,559 I haven't said a thing to him about Singapore. 179 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:11,200 I promise. Hand on heart. On my dad's life. 180 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,279 Where was it? 181 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,599 It was down the side of the, erm... 182 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,640 The driver's seat. Driver's seat, the side bit. 183 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,870 - Must've fallen out of your pocket. - Mm. 184 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,990 - Is that the best way of doing it? - HE CHUCKLES 185 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,959 You got a better one? 186 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,879 - Probably. - What would you do, just hold them in your hand? 187 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,799 Well, I wouldn't be laying them all out on the table. 188 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,279 - Really? - Yeah. 189 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,039 There's like a hundred of 'em. 190 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,959 Yeah, there's 85. 191 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,679 Well, whatever. It's like... 192 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,759 There's a difference between 85 and 100. 193 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:32,159 I think even you can work that out. 194 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,999 STEPHEN LAUGHS 195 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,079 - MATT: - These are the favours... 196 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,759 - Great. - Thanks, mate. 197 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,110 - Just need one at each seat. - Great. - Good luck! 198 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:44,799 Interesting strategy, laying them all out on the table. 199 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,359 What's that? 200 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,759 Interesting strategy. 201 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,039 He's just laying all the names out. 202 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,119 He was going to do them from his hand. 203 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,879 I think you guys just need to get a room! 204 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,319 STEPHEN AND DAVE LAUGH 205 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,559 - Clear the air. - Yeah! Yeah, he'd love that. 206 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,039 Yeah, he should be so lucky. 207 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,559 I'd give him a shock, I tell you! 208 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,730 I'd give HIM a shock. Best night of his life! 209 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:20,039 - Hey. - Hey, there! Mm, this is nice! 210 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,440 Yeah. 211 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:27,039 Dave ate all the free biscuits... 212 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,119 I was like, "I'm going to be needing them!" 213 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:32,239 You go through a lot of biscuits when you're pregnant. 214 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,560 I don't know if you saw my WhatsApps... 215 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,959 No, I was saying just give me a text 216 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:42,199 when you're done with work, or nearly done, and I'll come over. 217 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,160 I don't mind sitting and waiting, or... 218 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,839 So much to do! 219 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,599 Oh, God... 220 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,399 Yeah, I... I'd better get back to it, actually. 221 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,839 Yeah. 222 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,279 No, yeah. 223 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:57,570 - I'll see you in a bit, though - See you in a bit. 224 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:19,120 TV THEME MUSIC PLAYS ON HER PHONE 225 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:25,000 So shall we just do the favours as we go? 226 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,080 Or at the end, all at once? 227 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,599 Yeah? 228 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:33,650 I don't mind. 229 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,879 I just remember at our wedding, we... 230 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,239 Oh, well, if you did it at YOUR wedding... 231 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,480 STEPHEN LAUGHS 232 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,719 - Sorry, mate... - No, no, all good. 233 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,799 I just find it funny. 234 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,439 THEY CHUCKLE 235 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,360 - Er, that one? - Yeah. 236 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,879 You know, a wedding's not even like... 237 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:08,960 It's mad. 238 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,639 I'm not being rude, but I'm just like, 239 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,160 "A wedding? Really?" 240 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,800 Yeah. Not for me. 241 00:16:23,881 --> 00:16:26,199 I just think when you've... 242 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,799 You've had a kid, like I have, 243 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:31,440 you reach a sort of emotional maturity. Yeah. 244 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,840 You understand, like, depth. 245 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,999 It's like me and Amanda. You know? 246 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,879 What we have is... 247 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,080 Is so profound. 248 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,319 It's frightening. Yeah. 249 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,720 It's bigger than a wedding. 250 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,640 I just... I think you live in this quite shallow world. 251 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,359 But that will change if... 252 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,919 ..you ever have the guts to become a dad. 253 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,439 HE CHUCKLES 254 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,600 No offence. 255 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,719 Ha. 256 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,000 I'm so offended! 257 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,999 DAVE CHUCKLES 258 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,999 Look at me - aargh! 259 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,079 I'm so offended. 260 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,760 THEY CHUCKLE 261 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,639 - A wedding's just so beautiful... - Totally. 262 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,839 - ..and meaningful... - Yeah. 263 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,599 And they give you a candle? 264 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,039 You can't just assume everyone has a mantelpiece. 265 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,359 Yes! Oh, my God that's... 266 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,159 Yeah. Weird. 267 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,879 That's exactly what I'd say. 268 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,800 - Is it? - Yeah. 269 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,360 - They... They want to start the rehearsal. - Yeah. Thanks. 270 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,119 Why do they need to rehearse? 271 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,359 Yes! God. Wow. Exactly. 272 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:06,119 It's just so fucking sanitised. 273 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:10,079 Yes! I can't stand that. Yeah. 274 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:14,560 The sanitisation of the, like, the global west. 275 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,360 - MUFFLED: - I'm awake. 276 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,880 We're not having sex. 277 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,480 You've got all the chocolates, yeah? 278 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,680 You've got all the chocolates? 279 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:38,360 Oh, no! what's happened to your chocolates? 280 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,880 Hello? 281 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,320 Hello?! 282 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:51,720 Oh, no! Look! Quick! Oh, no! 283 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,879 Who's got all the chocolates now? Eh?! 284 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,560 Hello?! 285 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,919 Any babies? 286 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,959 Erm... 287 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,639 ..there's a highchair, but it's over the other side of the room. 288 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,479 Someone'll make us hold it. 289 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,919 STEPHEN LAUGHS 290 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,640 Yeah. Yeah, course they will. 291 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,239 I've had Amanda round. 292 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,599 STEPHEN CHUCKLES 293 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,519 Oh, nice. 294 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,079 Yeah, but she couldn't stay because I'm so busy with work. 295 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,879 Oh... 296 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,199 And you had a day off. 297 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,480 I know, right? 298 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,120 How was Dave? 299 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,760 Er, yeah, all good. 300 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,080 And he has no idea she's pregnant? 301 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:53,399 Does that mean he does know or he doesn't know? 302 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,959 He doesn't know. Sorry. 303 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,250 So he still thinks he's moving to Singapore? 304 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,999 We should tell him tonight in front of her. 305 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,920 I'd love to see the look on her stupid fucking face. 306 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,799 I'm allowed to hate the bitch. 307 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,800 STEPHEN EXHALES 308 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,920 Lovely. 309 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,519 - MATT: - Here they are! 310 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,079 - Sorry we're late. KATIE: - Hey. How are you? 311 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,119 - How are you, more like? - Yeah... 312 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,759 We've had a bit of a disaster with the flowers. 313 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,399 - Oh, God... - Yeah, so I'm... 314 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,759 Oh! It's just flowers. 315 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,319 It's just flowers. 316 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,920 It's just flowers. 317 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:59,639 - Getting nervous? - Nervous? Did she say she was nervous? 318 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,599 I was just telling them about the flowers. 319 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,959 I'd be nervous if I was marrying you tomorrow. 320 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:08,150 Even you... Even you guys would be nervous if you were marrying him. 321 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,439 - Let me get these. - I can get it. 322 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,359 - Are you mad? Come on. - No, I'm just about to order. 323 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,199 Let me buy you a drink. 324 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,759 Why? 325 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,840 Because I want to get my mate a drink! 326 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,450 - They're like, "Why aren't you drinking?" - Yeah. 327 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,439 It's the worst... Literally the worst thing about being pregnant. 328 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,800 Though you do save a lot of money on champagne! 329 00:22:57,031 --> 00:23:02,119 No, no, I just mean we could take these, pop outside, 330 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,959 have a nice little chat. 331 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,100 You want to have a CHAT? 332 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,520 We like having chats. 333 00:23:09,791 --> 00:23:13,279 Keep it decent, boys. Keep it decent. 334 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,359 He wants to have a chat. 335 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,799 You want to have chat? What's to chat about? 336 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,279 He wants to talk about his feelings. 337 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,040 A little chat about his feelings! 338 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,319 - Hey! Good to see you.. - Nice to see you. 339 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,640 You look amazing. 340 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:55,559 - You're there. - Oh great, thanks. 341 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:56,999 You've got it all sorted. 342 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,199 Yeah, we're splitting up the couples. 343 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,520 Oh, nice, yeah. 344 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,240 I don't know if you've noticed, but your wife's not here. 345 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,599 You're failing her. 346 00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,159 It might be that you don't notice because you're a man 347 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,560 and you don't do empathy... 348 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,159 ..but I'd... 349 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:11,039 I'd like to point out that you maybe perhaps, as her husband, 350 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,720 have a role to play in helping her. 351 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,799 I wonder if you took life a bit more seriously... 352 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:20,039 I mean, if that's something that you're not incapable of, 353 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,839 you didn't just reduce everything 354 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,039 to your pointless fucking banter. 355 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,039 Have you actually said anything that means anything 356 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,639 or is it all just fucking noise? 357 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,559 - Oh, hey. - Oh here she is! 358 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:31,919 Where am I sitting? 359 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,119 We are splitting up the couples! 360 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:37,800 Right here, next to me! We can make a plan for tomorrow! 361 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,320 You OK? 362 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,839 Of course I'm not OK! Why are you asking me if I'm OK?! 363 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,480 In what world would I be OK?! 364 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:06,920 Take me to Singapore. 365 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,799 This is... 366 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:11,850 OK. 367 00:26:12,191 --> 00:26:15,719 You're going to meet my dad tomorrow, 368 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,320 I'd love to tell him that we're moving to Singapore. 369 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,000 Take me to Singapore. 370 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,239 Come on. I love you. 371 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,719 What the fuck? 372 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,359 Look at me, I'm crying. 373 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,680 You're not crying. 374 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,000 Thank you. 375 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,080 Cheers, mate. 376 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,680 All right? 377 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,879 - How much? - 15. 378 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,159 Good journey? 379 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,400 Yeah, not bad. 380 00:27:18,401 --> 00:27:21,879 - How are, you mate? - Yeah, yeah. I'm good, Dad, yeah. 381 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,599 - Still here. - Well, that's something, innit? 382 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,760 - It is, yeah. - Yeah. 383 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,919 I'm looking forward to meeting this girlfriend of yours. 384 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:35,999 Absolutely. 385 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,519 Is, er, she awake yet, 386 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,120 or is she still exhausted from all the fucking? 387 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,119 THEY LAUGH 388 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:51,519 - Oh, you all right, boy?! - Here he is! The legend! 389 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:55,440 - Get in! Look at you! - Oh, mate, good to see you. 390 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,920 - Hey. - Er, YOU look amazing. 391 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,599 Thank you. So do you. 392 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,399 Ugh, don't, I feel terrible. 393 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,839 I mean, I know I don't have a bump 394 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,879 because I'm only, like, 13 weeks two but... 395 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,360 ..I just feel so full inside. 396 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,000 - Just let me get my... - Yeah. Course. - One minute. 397 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,280 SHE BREATHES SHAKILY 398 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,440 KNOCK ON DOOR 399 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,800 I'll see you down there! Sorry! 400 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,560 No worries! 401 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,360 SHE EXHALES HEAVILY 402 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:12,919 - Here he is! All right, Ralph! The legend, eh?! - Oh, mate! 403 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,359 Oh, look at you in your fancy gear! 404 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,639 - He's all dressed up, isn't he? - It's all for you, Ralph, mate. 405 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:21,119 - It's all for you. - Are they for me an' all? 406 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,159 Oh, yeah, I got you some little flowers, mate. 407 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,959 - Wouldn't surprise me. - I got you some chocolates. 408 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,079 You would, wouldn't you? Eh? 409 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,599 I can believe that! That is highly likely, that! 410 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,439 Oh-ho-ho! 411 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,199 Flowers, chocolate. 412 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,760 THEY LAUGH 413 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:45,680 JOKEY CHATTER 414 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:09,120 RINGTONE INTERRUPTS PROGRAMME ON PHONE 415 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:18,480 RINGING CONTINUES 416 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,880 PROGRAMME CONTINUES 417 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,240 Oh, God... 418 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,880 RINGTONE INTERRUPTS PROGRAMME ON PHONE 419 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:56,440 RINGING CONTINUES 420 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:20,200 SHE BREATHES LOUDLY AND SHAKILY 421 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:32,960 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 422 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,880 Hi! 423 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,760 - Amanda?! - I'm in here.! 424 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:54,280 - We don't know what this means, OK? - AMANDA SOBS 425 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,800 Let's just focus on the facts. 426 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:07,999 Sometimes bleeding can be a natural part of a pregnancy. 427 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,559 SHE CONTINUES SOBBING 428 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,320 Hey, come on. 429 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,770 Come on. 430 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,400 Do you want me to get Dave? 431 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,160 Oh, here he is. OK. 432 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,280 Look, just put, er... OK... 433 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,079 Right just put, erm... 434 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:54,799 "Hey," or however you normally start with, erm... 435 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,879 Keep it breezy. 436 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,600 "I have a really bad migraine." 437 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,199 Then put something like... 438 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,639 - "..Lisa's looking after me." - Oh, God... 439 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:12,760 AMANDA BREATHES HEAVILY, THEN COUGHS 440 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,560 ..two, three, four. 441 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,559 SIREN WAILS 442 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:22,719 Hold, two, three, four. 443 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:27,959 Breathe out, two, three, four. 444 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,720 Nice and calm. 445 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,919 You're doing really well. 446 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,239 - WHISPERED: - She's having a fucking miscarriage. 447 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,359 She's having... 448 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,040 Can you hear me? Stephen? 449 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,359 She's having a fucking... 450 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,410 How is it? 451 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:51,920 There's blood. 452 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:59,919 Is it, er, dark blood? Is it light? Is it patches? 453 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:02,160 Spotting? Any lumps? 454 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,520 It's kind of, erm... 455 00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:11,130 - I think there's quite a lot of it. - MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES 456 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,240 That can be normal. 457 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,600 Yes! There's tons of it! She's having a... 458 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,439 Oh, my God! 459 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,639 And your date of birth? 460 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:26,199 17th of February 1983. 461 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,360 I'll... I'll wait out here. 462 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:33,000 - Right. Are you...? Are you sure? - Yeah. Don't worry. 463 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,879 Or you... You could come in? 464 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,479 It's quite private. I don't want to... 465 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,720 - I don't mind. - OK. 466 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:48,159 - But it... - Sometimes these things, they can be like... 467 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,920 - It might be something bad. - Yeah, no... 468 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,079 Yeah, I'll come in. 469 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,239 Of course. 470 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,230 Do you want to come in and shut the door? 471 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,239 Thank you for seeing me. 472 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,840 Oh, it's no problem, my lovely. 473 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,159 So you've had a bit of bleeding? 474 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,439 Quite a lot of bleeding, yeah. 475 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,119 OK. And you are...? 476 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:16,359 - 13 weeks, two days. - 13 weeks, two days. OK. 477 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:20,119 - And everything was OK at the 12 week scan? - Er, yeah. 478 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,319 - Yes. Yeah. All normal. - OK. 479 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,959 What do you want to do about your lovely dress? 480 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,799 I'll need to get to your tummy, so we can roll it up or there's a gown? 481 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,320 - A gown, yeah? - Might be easier. 482 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,750 - Thank you. - If you want to pop behind the curtain. 483 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,200 Are you sure you don't want me to...? 484 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,520 - Yeah. No, whatever you need. - Sorry. - No. 485 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:05,970 Thank you. 486 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,200 Have you been somewhere nice? 487 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,599 Er, we were at a wedding. 488 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,200 - Oh, lovely. - Yeah. - How was the weather? 489 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,999 It's nice. Yeah. 490 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,410 - You kind of lose track of the day in here. - Mm-hm. 491 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,560 If you could pop yourself on the bed. 492 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,759 - You OK? - Yeah. 493 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,999 MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES 494 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,680 - I'll... Oh, sorry. - No, no. 495 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,359 If it's OK, I'll have a look and check and see what's going on. 496 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,959 That might take me a little while, 497 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,719 but when I have everything I need 498 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:15,039 I'll let you know what I can see. Is that OK? 499 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,440 Yes. Thank you. 500 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,840 - Are you ready for me to start? - Yeah, yes, please. Thank you. 501 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,920 This'll be a bit cold. 502 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,280 OK. Let's have a little look. 503 00:38:12,091 --> 00:38:15,679 You can get yourself back to the wedding now. 504 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,039 Well, we've missed the ceremony. 505 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,639 - And you can't even go back and have a drink. - Right?! 506 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,839 She's at a wedding, and she can't get drunk. 507 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,159 Ugh. Don't! Torture. 508 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,159 Don't do it to yourself! 509 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,559 So we're all good? 510 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,879 Massive over-reaction. 511 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,199 - No! - As usual... 512 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,439 Well, they'll probably want to do your bloods anyway, just for fun. 513 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,400 You have a really strange idea of fun. 514 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,479 I started crying... 515 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,720 ..didn't I? 516 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,959 We all did. 517 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,119 You were really blubbering. 518 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,080 - It's a magical moment. - Such a relief. 519 00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:57,799 You hear these stories of people, like, going for their scan 520 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,359 and the baby's dead inside them... 521 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,839 Yeah, I've seen some really terrible stories. 522 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,460 You'd think they'd know, right? 523 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,399 Like, you'd think they'd... 524 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,399 I mean, that it's dead. You'd think they'd know. 525 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,919 I don't see how they couldn't know. 526 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,519 But they said it's fairly normal, the bleeding. 527 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,119 I bled a lot through my first pregnancy. 528 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,319 I'm going to get a drink. Can I get you anything? 529 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,439 Er, do you...? Are you all right to come in with me? 530 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,599 I'm terrible with needles. 531 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:28,719 Yeah. Of course. 532 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:32,599 - I'm just going to pop to the machine. - Thanks. 533 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,799 So you had bleeding? 534 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,160 Yep. My first. 535 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,040 LISA INHALES SHARPLY 536 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,040 Sorry... 537 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,440 She was just popping to get a drink. 538 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,080 Sorry, erm... 539 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:56,360 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 540 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:15,880 LIVELY CHATTER 541 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,199 All good, mate? 542 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,039 All good, all good. 543 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,480 That's what I like to hear. 544 00:41:37,951 --> 00:41:42,279 You going to get yourself on the dance floor? 545 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,759 That dance floor couldn't take me. 546 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,280 STEPHEN LAUGHS 547 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,279 Nothing can take you. 548 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,959 Nothing can take me, mate. I'd tear the world up. 549 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,200 She here yet? 550 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,519 The mysterious migraine! 551 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,399 Yes! 552 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,439 She vanishes into thin air! 553 00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:00,079 That's hilarious, Dad. No, it's all good. 554 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,879 - You'll meet her at breakfast. - Course I will. 555 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,199 That's amazing. 556 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,280 Breakfast. 557 00:42:05,281 --> 00:42:08,119 Yeah. No, Dad, that's brilliant! 558 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,719 Yeah. I love it, Dad! I love it! 559 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,479 He loves it! 560 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,840 Course he don't fucking love it. 561 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,120 Look, we never had our chat. 562 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,079 You're getting, like... 563 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,359 Getting a bit close, mate. Getting a bit sexy? 564 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:48,120 STEPHEN LAUGHS 565 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:48,119 Yeah, I'm getting sexy. 566 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,439 You getting desperate, mate? 567 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,760 - Lisa not, like...? - What? 568 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,719 Standing all close and shit. 569 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:57,359 - I'm just talking. - Well, you can talk from over there. 570 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,679 I can talk wherever I want. 571 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,879 All right. You don't have to get, like... 572 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,999 - I'm not getting like anything. - Lisa not giving you enough, mate? 573 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,479 Yeah. 574 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,559 Yeah, I'd have to be desperate. 575 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:07,960 Sounds like you are. 576 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:16,519 No, they had a good night out last week, the girls. 577 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,199 It's all like... Yeah, no. 578 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,159 - Like... - Yeah. - ..ears burning. 579 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,519 Ah, yeah... No doubt about it, mate, yeah. 580 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,760 I bet you got a roasting. 581 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,640 Always. 582 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:34,839 No, I just... 583 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,559 I wanted to have a chat, really, 584 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,000 about Amanda. 585 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,119 What are you doing? 586 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,639 You're all just like, "I just wanted to have a chat, really." 587 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,240 Why do you need to say "really"? 588 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,999 I'm worried about you, mate. 589 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000 So why do you need to say "really"? 590 00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:59,200 You're worried about me. OK. Right. 591 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:03,639 Hmm. That's interesting. Oh, great, no. 592 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,040 You're worried about me. 593 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,039 HE CHUCKLES 594 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,039 Thanks, mate. Yeah, I appreciate that. 595 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:12,319 I find that hilarious, actually. I just... I find that... 596 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:16,039 Yeah. No, that's excellent. You're worried about me. 597 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,160 Very good. Well done. Brilliant. 598 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:24,559 I mean, do I need to "have a chat, really" about Lisa? 599 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,999 Hmm. Do I? 600 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:32,119 Do I go on about how she's fucking, like, miserable all the time 601 00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,479 and acts like she doesn't like me any more? 602 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,759 Do I? No, I don't. 603 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,920 Because I'm not a prick. 604 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,920 HE CHUCKLES 605 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,880 It's hilarious. Why do you need to say "really"? 606 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,079 I've had this kind of new perspective. 607 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,039 A gay perspective? 608 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,970 You got something you want to tell me? 609 00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:02,039 Er, I think you and me are both in a bit of a new place. 610 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,199 Well, it sounds like you're in a homosexual place. 611 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,250 That's hilarious. 612 00:45:05,251 --> 00:45:09,719 Me and Lisa have had a bit of trouble having a baby, and... 613 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,120 You can't get her pregnant? 614 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,319 Well, not... 615 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,599 You can get her pregnant or you can't get her pregnant? Which is it? 616 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:22,159 Cos you're all like, "I want to talk to you about Amanda," 617 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:28,439 all like, "Fucking look at me, I'm married," like a fucking prick, 618 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:32,839 but actually it's... It's all just a deflection, isn't it? 619 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,039 It's so interesting. 620 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,519 It's such an interesting example of human behaviour. 621 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,959 No, it's... It's sad, actually. It's really sad. 622 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,440 You're a failure and you... You can't even face it. 623 00:45:44,721 --> 00:45:47,319 God, it must be mortifying. 624 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,119 Your sperm count's fucking negatory. 625 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,359 I mean, I bet Lisa's...furious. 626 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:52,439 No wonder she's so quiet. 627 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,159 She's dumbstruck. She can't believe what she's married. 628 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,599 No wonder you want to go on about Amanda all the time. 629 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,719 I mean, I feel bad for you. 630 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:00,959 Embarrassing. 631 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,799 Is there anything actually in your bollocks or is it...? 632 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,959 Is it just air? You're just jizzing air into your poor wife. 633 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,639 Ah, no, man! 634 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,519 Sorry. 635 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,279 That is tragic, OK? 636 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,439 I can see that that's tragic. 637 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:21,359 But you don't go around taking it out on me and Amanda 638 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,400 just because you're fucking...jealous. 639 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,559 I think you need to prepare yourself. 640 00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,680 You're not actually moving to Singapore. 641 00:46:41,571 --> 00:46:46,159 Why are you so desperate to go? There's so much more... 642 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,030 Why do you think I'm desperate to go? 643 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,679 What, you think I want to sit around here for another 20 years 644 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,160 with you in my fucking ear? 645 00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:00,799 You have no idea how patient I am with you. 646 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,799 Well, I've had enough, mate. I've had enough. 647 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,039 I can't wait... 648 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:09,239 I cannot WAIT to get to Singapore and be away from you and your 649 00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:10,879 barren fucking wife, 650 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:14,480 you thick fucking useless fucking failure. 651 00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:32,599 - Have a good one, yeah? - Mate, mate... 652 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,590 Are you actually fucking doing this?! 653 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,999 He was great, yeah. 654 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,439 We had a really nice chat. 655 00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:41,239 Did you mention Amanda or Singapore or...? 656 00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:42,760 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 657 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,330 - Morning. - Morning. 658 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,799 How's Dave this morning? 659 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:03,850 I don't know. 660 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,439 - Shall I meet you at the car? - Yeah. 661 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,599 You left me. 662 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,280 I was worried about you. 663 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,440 Why didn't you tell me where you were going? 664 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:18,840 I didn't want to. 665 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,760 You got the keys? 666 00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,999 - Have you seen Dave? - Oh, God. 667 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,760 Did he have a late one? Uh-oh! Someone's been a naughty boy! 668 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,879 I think you and me, we're different. 669 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:50,319 Like, with respect, ages... 670 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,639 Yeah, but age is a construct. 671 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,839 - Oh, totally. - It's a capitalist, like... 672 00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:59,599 It's a way of getting you to, like... 673 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:00,920 - Yeah. - Yeah. 674 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,279 I, mean these people that go on about age... 675 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,600 ..it's just... It's another way to confine people. 676 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:18,360 - That's just the sort of thing I'd say. - No? 677 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,879 It's weird how... 678 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,000 - So weird. - Hmm. 679 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,120 Hmm. 680 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,880 TAP RUNS 681 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:22,400 KETTLE BOILS, SIRENS WAIL OUTSIDE 682 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,000 We're so alone. 683 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,800 No-one understands what we're going through. 684 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:39,919 So we need to find some way of speaking about this stuff 685 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,200 and not just... 686 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,360 We... We use words, but we're not speaking. 687 00:52:50,631 --> 00:52:55,319 We'll end up like your parents, doing chitchat 688 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:56,800 and laughing about nothing. 689 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,400 If I don't have you, what do I have? 690 00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:26,080 I need you to talk to me and say, like... 691 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,050 ..anything. 692 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:35,399 Anything you need to say, because I know you've got a lot of stuff 693 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:39,759 going on in there and I can see it's hurting you, 694 00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:43,250 but you're just waiting for it to go away, and it's not going anywhere. 695 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,280 It won't just disappear. 696 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:53,440 It'll sit there...and rot. 697 00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,759 Those words will sit there and rot our entire marriage 698 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,120 unless we say them. 699 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,080 What do you want me to say? 700 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,400 That was literally the worst thing you could've... 701 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,479 You're such a fucking prick sometimes. 702 00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:44,039 # My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you 703 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:48,840 # And I stop the day with a little syllable 704 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,800 # Left unfinished 705 00:54:56,640 --> 00:55:00,320 # When you move to kiss me 706 00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:09,999 # Now each word bursts like a volcano 707 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:14,400 # Cos there's nowhere else for this love to go 708 00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:23,479 # I grabbed a cable and a microphone 709 00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:27,800 # Cos there's nowhere else for this love to go 710 00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:37,319 # And I I just can't believe 711 00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:40,680 # I've found someone the same as me. # 712 00:55:40,730 --> 00:55:45,280 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51345

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