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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,239 This programme contains strong language and scenes which some viewers may find upsetting 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,480 MAN LAUGHS 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,479 It's Dave! In love with Dave! 4 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,839 I can't believe it's happened for him. 5 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:11,959 Have you got my phone? 6 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:13,839 Why would I have your phone? 7 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,200 SHE SIGHS 8 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,399 But Dave? 9 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,159 Dave, though! 10 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,599 - Three weeks? - Yeah. They've been together three weeks. 11 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,559 And she's in love with him? 12 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:26,879 Do you think I'll need a coat? 13 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,320 There's kind of a chill. 14 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,320 But I don't want to be hot. 15 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:34,720 This is so dull. 16 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:40,079 - Have we become boring? - You've become boring! 17 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,000 HE LAUGHS 18 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,919 But Dave, settling down?! 19 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,200 Ah, it's great for him. 20 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,560 You know she's 42? 21 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,159 What? 22 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:55,159 His new girlfriend's 42. She'll be wanting a baby, she'll... 23 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,959 You've told me she's 42, like, five times. 24 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,399 When?! 25 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,119 OK. One, when you're walking around doing your teeth 26 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:03,919 with your willy out. 27 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,279 Just stay at the sink! 28 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,799 HE LAUGHS 29 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:08,850 Two... 30 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:14,959 Hey. 31 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:17,079 - Oh, sorry. Can I...? - Oh, sorry. 32 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,119 - No, sorry. - No, go ahead. 33 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,440 - Would you mind filling up my bottle? - Sure. 34 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 - Sure! - Yeah! 35 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,840 CHILD BABBLES 36 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,519 MOTHER GIGGLES NERVOUSLY 37 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,519 Oh, thank you. 38 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,199 - I'm sorry. - No worries... 39 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,640 Fun, fun, fun! 40 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,250 What? 41 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,760 HE CHUCKLES 42 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,520 Oh, my God, that's... 43 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,279 That's so bad. 44 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,319 Oh, now that's cute. 45 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,679 Urgh. 46 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:02,280 �3.50! 47 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,480 �3.50?! 48 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,719 Stop looking at me. 49 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,560 Why would I want to look at you? 50 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,210 I'm fine. 51 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,000 I'll be fine today. 52 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,800 Now, that's lovely. 53 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,719 Why do you never send me cards like that? 54 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,360 Because I'm not a massive prick. 55 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:43,400 PIANO MUSIC PLAYS 56 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,839 # My dreams are up in arms because 57 00:02:56,840 --> 00:03:00,079 # They say they can't compete with you 58 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:04,840 # You stop the day with a little syllable 59 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,440 # Left unfinished 60 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,880 # When you move to kiss me 61 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:25,360 # Now each word bursts like a volcano 62 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:30,120 # Cos there's nowhere else for this love to go 63 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:39,679 # I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone 64 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:43,520 # Cos there's nowhere else for this love to turn... # 65 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,280 SHE GASPS 66 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:49,839 # And I 67 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,519 # I just can't believe 68 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,639 # I've found someone the same as me... # 69 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:57,200 Lisa? 70 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,680 Hey, hey, hey. 71 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,439 Hey. 72 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,879 I'm so sorry. 73 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,679 What are you sorry for? 74 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,800 It's so...so fucking stupid. 75 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,879 Yeah, of course it's stupid. 76 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,239 Does it look like I've been crying? 77 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,119 You've never looked better. Look at you. You're gorgeous. 78 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,830 You should have come out the house looking like this! 79 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,160 Oh, man. 80 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,479 They moved us. 81 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,959 - Oh, great. - I found the email and it did say 14, 82 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:02,439 so they didn't have a leg to stand on. 83 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,279 Oi-oi! Do you want a cuddle with your cousin, 84 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:05,839 or second cousin, or whatever? 85 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,599 Ah, we've had a bit of a tummy bug, so don't want to... 86 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,239 Oh, we don't want to catch a tummy bug, do we, Finlay? 87 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:15,199 No, no. That's the last thing we need, innit, eh? 88 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,759 More sleepless nights. 89 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,440 - There we go. - There we go. 90 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,880 Go on, sit down. 91 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:31,639 So, your Dave's got a new woman! 92 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,159 Ah, yeah. Apparently she's in love with him. 93 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,399 It sounds like Dave's going to settle down. 94 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,040 - No! - It's amazing. 95 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,160 - Lovely house. - Thank you. 96 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,919 - Sorry. - Sorry. 97 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,690 No, sorry, Dave, I'm just looking for this bloody, erm... 98 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,480 - Ah. - At last! 99 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,919 Oh... 100 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,039 Thank you. 101 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,090 Pleasure. 102 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,679 Make yourself at home. 103 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,240 Thank you, yeah. 104 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,920 - Lovely colour. - Yeah. 105 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:13,359 - Coffee machine. - Yeah. 106 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,410 Yeah. 107 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,679 Your beauty knows no bounds. 108 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:18,999 Shh. Don't speak. 109 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,240 Sorry. 110 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,639 I'm seeing my friends tomorrow. 111 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,160 I've told them all about you. 112 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,440 You should probably meet them, actually. 113 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,559 It's been three weeks... 114 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,040 Mm. 115 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:46,879 They're all, like, married or engaged, so it gets a bit coupley. 116 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,440 - Oh, God. - Yeah. 117 00:07:56,440 --> 00:08:00,079 No, it'd be great to get you out with them and er... 118 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,719 You could meet them, 119 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,159 meet my son, Daniel. He's amazing. 120 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,480 Mm. 121 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,880 SHE SIGHS 122 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:34,679 Any more lumps, clots? 123 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,120 Nope. 124 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:39,850 Yep. 125 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,130 Yep. 126 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,440 Yep. All gone. 127 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:01,600 DISTANT SIREN 128 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,719 Are you hungry? 129 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:34,880 No, I'm good. 130 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,120 Do you want to go get a coffee? 131 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,599 I just need to get to work. 132 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,319 Something to eat? 133 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,000 Got some jelly beans in my bag. 134 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,560 Jelly beans? 135 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,319 Yeah. 136 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:54,920 I'm good for jelly beans. 137 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,799 Why don't you want one of my jelly beans? 138 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,880 SHE SNICKERS 139 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:11,079 Why do you even have jelly beans? 140 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,440 Just fancied some. 141 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,840 How often do you buy jelly beans? 142 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,560 About once a week. 143 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:25,360 You buy jelly beans once a week? 144 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,119 It's not like a strict thing. 145 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,839 Oh, is it not? Buying jelly beans isn't a strict thing for you? 146 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:31,999 No. 147 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,439 - That's good to know. - I just... 148 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:38,720 About once a week I think, "Ooh, yeah, I'll buy some jelly beans." 149 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,439 How did I not know this about you? 150 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,239 - There's loads you don't know about me. - Yeah. 151 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,959 You're full of hidden depths. 152 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,040 THEY LAUGH 153 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,520 Shall we get going? 154 00:10:58,840 --> 00:10:59,920 Yeah. 155 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:07,000 Wait. What have you got on at work today? 156 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,320 I need to format the annual report. 157 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,680 Well, at least it's something interesting! 158 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,120 I feel like we should start trying again. 159 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,400 Whatever you need. 160 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,559 If you do insist on having sex with me over and over again 161 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,919 - until you get pregnant, then... - You'll be OK with that? 162 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,439 Let me just... Let me just... 163 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,519 - You put your fingers on your chin! - Mm. 164 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,679 You've actually put your fingers on your chin! 165 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,279 - I'll cope. - Oh, thanks! 166 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,080 I'll find an inner strength. 167 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,080 We're good now. 168 00:12:08,081 --> 00:12:11,679 We've got through seeing Erin's baby, 169 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,000 got through the check-up. 170 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,639 If we can get through my dad waving a baby in your face, 171 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,480 we can get through anything. 172 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,240 Now we just need to keep positive. 173 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,480 Keep moving forwards. 174 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,199 Can we get going? 175 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,119 Yeah. 176 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,879 Well, can we actually, though, rather than just...? 177 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,039 Definitely. 178 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,440 STARTS ENGINE 179 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,119 - You're late! - Yes. 180 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,879 Heavy night, was it? 181 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,679 Oh... Every night's a heavy night. 182 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,920 BEEPING 183 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,920 Try again. 184 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,639 - I've asked Malik to get it fixed. - Oh, dear. 185 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,480 Yeah, but... 186 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,479 PHONE RINGS 187 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,720 One second. 188 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,400 Hello? 189 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,399 Yes. 190 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,760 That's perfect. 191 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,799 Mm. Yeah, can I call you back? 192 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,799 Great. Bye! 193 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,359 Sorry about that. 194 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,039 - Machines, eh? - Right! 195 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,119 - Has Malik fixed it yet? - No. 196 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,440 - Oh, my God! - It's so mad! 197 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,639 It's Beavers and Cubs on a Monday, 198 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,159 swimming on a Tuesday, 199 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,479 Wednesdays we can't do anything 200 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,599 because Jonathan "has to have the car". 201 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,919 Are you all right to do their toast? 202 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,159 Yeah. 203 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,559 There's more bread in the cupboard. 204 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,360 Sam! Frankie! Church! 205 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,519 Shall I cut the crusts off? 206 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,000 Oh... No, they're good, thanks. 207 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,079 You're so lovely! 208 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,039 Oh, my God. I'm sorry, but that is so funny, Amanda. 209 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,159 I cannot wait till you have kids! 210 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,679 She won't be cutting the crusts off! 211 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,760 No, she won't be cutting the crusts off! 212 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,840 WHISPERS: Hi, how are you? 213 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,760 INAUDIBLE WHISPERS 214 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,520 CARTOON PLAYS ON PHONE 215 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,639 Shoes. 216 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,839 Shoes! 217 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,039 If I tell you to take your shoes off, you take your shoes off! 218 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,559 Take your shoes off, Granny'll give you biscuits. 219 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:24,919 Mum, please. That's not helpful. 220 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,919 All kicking off in there. 221 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,799 Yep. 222 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,279 I don't know how your sister does it. 223 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,799 Running round. 224 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,639 All that cooking. 225 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,279 You think your job's stressful - 226 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:40,040 Children are a whole different level. 227 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,879 You know she's started them in karate? 228 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:44,960 Yeah. 229 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,359 Can I do a wee? 230 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,410 Er... 231 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,799 I will... I just need to do a wee. 232 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,720 My mates are like, "Come on! Let's meet her!" 233 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,600 I just find it hilarious. 234 00:16:18,131 --> 00:16:21,519 I'm just like, "She's busy with work. 235 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,600 "I'm sure she'll come out at some point." 236 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,919 You going to be hot? 237 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:31,970 No. 238 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,719 I'm ovulating! 239 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,520 Are you talking to me?! 240 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,880 I'm ovulating! 241 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,679 Can you say it louder?! 242 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,999 I'm ovulating! 243 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,839 - MOUTH FULL: - No... Can you really shout it, please?! 244 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,759 HE LAUGHS 245 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,999 I'M OVULATING! 246 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,120 HE CHUCKLES 247 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,439 Do you want me to wash it? 248 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,039 Do you need to wash it? 249 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,559 Probably. 250 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,839 Yeah, that's... 251 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,519 ..so disgusting. 252 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,159 Well, I'll go and flop it over the sink. 253 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,759 Please, it's not big enough to flop. 254 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,440 HE LAUGHS 255 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,879 God, it's cold. 256 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,279 Yeah. 257 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,879 The pressure's gone on the boiler. 258 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,959 Can you stop talking about the boiler? 259 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,560 Are you sure? 260 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,560 THEY GIGGLE 261 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,560 ALARM RINGS 262 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,440 Oh, it was a masterclass! 263 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,959 I was like a bull - in and out. 264 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,120 God, I'm lucky! 265 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,120 THEY LAUGH 266 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,919 Do you want a moist chicken, 267 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,759 or do you want an orgasm? 268 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,080 You can't have both! 269 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,919 I'll do the broccoli. 270 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,520 THEY LAUGH 271 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,199 BIN CLATTERS 272 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,320 FLY BUZZES 273 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,680 - Just leave it. - Shh! 274 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,079 HE LAUGHS 275 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,200 Shh! 276 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,159 This is so sexy. 277 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,359 I'm... I'm not doing it with a fly in the room. 278 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,119 He's not going to watch us! 279 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,080 He's got like a thousand eyes! 280 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,160 BIN CLATTERS 281 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,160 D3? 282 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,200 Um, yeah? 283 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,919 This one's got D3 in it and this one hasn't. 284 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,160 This one's got iron in it and this one... 285 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,440 Oh, maybe it does... 286 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,520 What about folates? 287 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,679 What the fuck are folates? 288 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,200 THEY LAUGH 289 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,280 Jesus. 290 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,199 Oh! Oh, here he is! 291 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,639 ROWDY LAUGHTER 292 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,260 What have you got in there, then? 293 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,039 Where's your new lady? 294 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,639 Er, er... She says that she's very sorry. 295 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,079 She's desperate to meet you all, but erm... 296 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,519 Sadly she doesn't exist! 297 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,879 No! Sadly she's very busy with work. 298 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,439 Yeah, well, we can't wait to meet her, mate. 299 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,239 No, honestly, she's chomping at the bit. 300 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,439 - She doesn't stop going on about you guys. - This is nice. 301 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,439 Oi! Get off! Get off! 302 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,080 How are you two, anyway? 303 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,719 You two been good? 304 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,040 Yeah. Yeah, really good. 305 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,799 Thanks for that. 306 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,450 - No, happy to. - Do you want to say a quick hello to him? 307 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,279 Yep. 308 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,599 TV BLARES 309 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,239 Say hi to your dad. 310 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,319 Hi. 311 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,480 You all right, big guy? 312 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,799 What are you watching? 313 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,850 This. 314 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,399 Great. 315 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,039 Did you mention his award? 316 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,959 - Er... - It was in the school newsletter. 317 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,279 Oh, please... 318 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,639 Just say well done to him. 319 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:45,999 You read the school newsletter?! 320 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,639 Just fucking... 321 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,639 No! I'm not going to bend over and... 322 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,960 Just fucking do it. 323 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,559 Er... 324 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,200 Well done on the award, mate. 325 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,800 That's so cool. 326 00:23:02,871 --> 00:23:07,079 - I said well done. - Say goodbye to your dad! 327 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,600 I said well done. 328 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,920 Say goodbye to your dad. 329 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,280 Say goodbye to your dad! 330 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,039 - I'm actually his father. - Yeah, OK. 331 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,159 And you don't even tell me about headteacher's award?! 332 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,559 - Yeah, OK. - Wow. What a great mother. 333 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,519 - No, I'm not... I'm not doing this. - You're letting your son down. 334 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,480 You're letting the...the school down. 335 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,400 Do you even care about his feelings? 336 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,959 How's your little boy? 337 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,920 Oh, he won a headteacher's award! 338 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,959 Oh, that's so nice! 339 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:52,079 Yeah, I took him this, like, amazing, like, Lego set. 340 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,679 They're not cheap. 341 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,360 It's only money. 342 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,079 What? 343 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,320 - I'm just... - Oh, right. Yeah. 344 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,359 They're inviting us out - Dave and Amanda! 345 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,000 They want us to go out for dinner! 346 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,119 Lisa! 347 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,199 We're finally going to get to meet Amanda! 348 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,560 Can you fuck off? 349 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,639 Are you sure? 350 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,679 You don't want me to stand here and go on about Amanda? 351 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,879 Go away! 352 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,000 Yep! 353 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,600 SHE GROANS 354 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,210 Ah, Jesus. 355 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,519 LINE RINGS OUT 356 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,720 CLUB MUSIC BLARES 357 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,039 At the tone, please record your message. 358 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,840 When you have finished, you may... 359 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,520 MUSIC BUILDS 360 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,440 DOORBELL RINGS TUNEFULLY 361 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,559 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 362 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,919 One minute! Sorry! 363 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,439 Come in if you want! 364 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,920 Bath's ready! 365 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,199 Bath's ready! 366 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,239 Hey, Alfie. 367 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,519 There's a woman in the hallway! 368 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,639 Alfie, turn the TV off! Bath's ready! 369 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,919 I can't hear you! The telly's on! 370 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,759 The bath's ready! 371 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,279 Alexa, announce "bath's ready"! 372 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,119 Alfie, TV off now! 373 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,759 Alexa! 374 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,679 Apparently, she's madly in love with Dave - 375 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,759 Stephen's best man. 376 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,319 Ha! How could anyone be in love with Dave? 377 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,239 She's booked this posh restaurant in the middle of, like... 378 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,360 - But she's paying, right? - We don't know. 379 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,159 You don't know?! 380 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,520 How do we ask?! 381 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,639 What you having? 382 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,919 Erm, just a lemonade please. No ice. 383 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,679 But don't let me stop you having a beer. 384 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,640 Um, two lemonades, please. One with ice. 385 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,120 Lemonade? 386 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,239 How long? 387 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,679 - 11 weeks. - Oh! 388 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:01,999 What can I get you? 389 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,440 Oh, we're being served. 390 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,639 Oh, my God! They're going to be like... 391 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,720 - Same year at school. - Yes! 392 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,120 For a starter?! 393 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,519 15 quid for a starter? 394 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:19,920 Yeah. I nodded. 395 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,960 She's literally got money coming out of her arse. 396 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,519 Right, cheapest mains... 397 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,239 Oh, my God, don't. 398 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,399 - 20... - 30. 399 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,439 Seven. 400 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,519 Pounds. 401 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,570 Fuck off. 402 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,119 For a bit of veg? 403 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,599 Look at the steaks. 404 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,559 We're here for our 12-week scan. 10.30. 405 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,039 Lisa. 406 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,280 Date of birth? 407 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,239 March 4th, 1990. 408 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,199 First line of your address? 409 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,679 Flat 96, Lawson Court. 410 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,800 Did you want to purchase any photos? 411 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,319 Photos... 412 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,359 - We should get a load of them. - Yeah. 413 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:58,560 They're �5 each. 414 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,280 We'll...get two. 415 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,960 Two's plenty. 416 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,959 How's it going? 417 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,199 Yeah. Getting heavy. 418 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,679 How far are you? 419 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,279 12 weeks. 420 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,199 12 weeks, three days. 421 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,239 - An important three days! - Yeah, it is! 422 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,159 Oh, so you've got your scan? 423 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,959 Paid for the photos! 424 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,359 �5 each! 425 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,399 The sonographers, they just give them out for free. 426 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,559 - No way! - Don't think about it. 427 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,319 Yeah. Let's not think about it. 428 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,799 Oh, my God! That's so annoying! 429 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,919 Lisa? 430 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,120 Oh, yes! 431 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,080 No, I've got them. 432 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,559 Nice to meet you. 433 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,119 Just relax and enjoy. 434 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,400 I'll try! 435 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,559 No, I'm still feeling very sick. 436 00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,679 Oh, dear. 437 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,320 I'll try not to puke on you! 438 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,079 But we... We think there's a bump, don't we? 439 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,399 It's all those biscuits I've been eating. 440 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,839 Can we get you on the bed? 441 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,160 Yep. 442 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,680 Where shall I...? 443 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,759 Just sit down! 444 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,000 You can sit there. 445 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,080 Great. Thanks. 446 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,919 Happy now? 447 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,970 Very comfortable. 448 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,159 So, have you tried ginger biscuits? 449 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,279 Yes. No good, sadly. 450 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,639 Rich Teas seem to work a little bit. 451 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,319 I tried her on a Digestive, and... 452 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,239 - Don't! Are you mad? - Even the mention of it! 453 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,560 It's the texture. I used to love them! 454 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,079 Would you mind rolling up your top? 455 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,159 Yes! Sorry. 456 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,240 That would help. 457 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,920 And just pop your trousers below your... 458 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,240 - That good? - And the back as well. - Oh. 459 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,410 Excellent. 460 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,960 This is going to be a little bit cold. 461 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,360 Yep. 462 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,360 LISA GIGGLES 463 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,719 We... We bought two of those photos. 464 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,079 Oh, don't worry. I'll give you as many of those as you like. 465 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,639 Oh, amazing. 466 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,920 Thank you. 467 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,919 Our parents will be wanting some. 468 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,079 Yeah. 469 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,199 My dad will have them plastered all over the house. 470 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,719 Yeah, he's great like that! 471 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,959 I'll just grab them as we go. 472 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,879 Thanks. 473 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,920 Er, do you want to...watch what I'm scanning? 474 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,839 - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 475 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,400 See what's going on. 476 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,679 OK. So, I'll have a little look, 477 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,519 and I'll let you know what I find. 478 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,639 Can take a little while, so... 479 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,119 We're quite nervous. 480 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,199 Don't worry. Everybody is. 481 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,080 We had an early loss. 482 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,599 Just relax. 483 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,439 Yeah. 484 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,079 Sorry. 485 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,719 It can take a while, as I say, 486 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,639 but I will let you know just as soon as I can. 487 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,760 Thank you. 488 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,439 I need to find a better angle. 489 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,599 Oh. Sorry. 490 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,280 No, no. You stay where you are. 491 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,679 He's hiding. 492 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,479 They can be very cheeky, some of them! 493 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,800 - Yeah, I wonder where he gets that from. - Oi! 494 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,479 How long since your last period? 495 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,199 12 weeks three days. 496 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,720 It's an important three days. 497 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,999 Is that the baby? 498 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,440 One minute, please. 499 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,960 Your last period was 12 weeks and three days. 500 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,000 I'm measuring eight weeks, five days. 501 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,520 And I, erm... 502 00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,680 ..I'm not finding a heartbeat. 503 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,000 I'll, erm... 504 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,080 I'm not finding a heartbeat. 505 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,119 There's a gown behind the screen. 506 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,080 I'll need to scan you vaginally. 507 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,039 HORN BLARES 508 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,440 SHOUTING 509 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,800 HORN TOOTS IMPATIENTLY 510 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,040 SHE SNIFFS 511 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,360 DOOR BUZZER RINGS 512 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,240 Can you take this for number 82? 513 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,920 Er, yeah. 514 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,360 Can I just, er... 515 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,759 Name? 516 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,279 Er, Stephen. 517 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,880 Flat 96. 518 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,600 Do you want any lunch? 519 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,360 I'm good. 520 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:21,160 SHE SOBS 521 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,799 Uh-oh! Late again! 522 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,320 I know, right? 523 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,919 Morning! 524 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,970 Morning. 525 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,760 ALARM RINGS 526 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,920 Can you pause it? 527 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,800 CLOSES WINDOW/ALARM DULLS 528 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,650 Morning! 529 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,679 Yeah, I'm not even joking. 530 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,879 OK. 531 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,679 I'm more than happy for Seb or Clara or Cindy to stay here 532 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,079 till nine on a Wednesday. 533 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,359 I'd actually love to see Seb doing that. 534 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,039 That would make me... 535 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,960 That would make me very happy. 536 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,799 The meetings we had about the email strategy! 537 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,199 So, is the newsletter not good enough for her now? 538 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,759 Because I'm happy for someone else to take it on. 539 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,880 SOBBING 540 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,400 No, I want to go. 541 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:20,999 OK. 542 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,439 I need to go. This isn't going to... 543 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,040 ..going to become who I am. 544 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,020 I'm not going to let it fucking... 545 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,160 ..let it change me. 546 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,280 Oh, God, Stephen. 547 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,520 It hurts so much. 548 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,560 Sorry we're late! 549 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,399 How are you? You good? 550 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,999 Where have you been hiding? You've been silent on the old er... 551 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,760 Hey! What are you doing here?! 552 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,679 Uh-oh. 553 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,599 Lisa's here. Helmets on! 554 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,919 THEY LAUGH 555 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,759 You've been silent on the WhatsApps. 556 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,719 Oh, a mad couple of weeks. 557 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,399 Well, it's about to get madder. 558 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,279 - This is Amanda. - Oh! - At last! 559 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,519 - At last?! - No, I didn't mean like... 560 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,519 No, it's been, yeah. Crazy times. 561 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,239 STRAINED LAUGHTER 562 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:33,759 It's, er, Lisa and Stephen. 563 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,559 Yeah, I got that. Thanks, Dave. 564 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,080 Keeping me on my toes. 565 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,519 CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS 566 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,320 This place is fucked. 567 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,800 Fucking hell. 568 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,800 LISA CHUCKLES 569 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,519 Jesus Christ. 570 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,319 So, we should share some starters. 571 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,439 Absolutely. 572 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,759 So, we just get maybe... 573 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,719 ..six between the four of us? 574 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:13,279 - I don't know how hungry people are. - I'm hungry. 575 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,119 Always hungry. 576 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,999 He was fat at school. 577 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,959 Big-boned, sorry. 578 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,319 Very big-boned. 579 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,959 Huge-boned. 580 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,240 Enormous bones. 581 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,160 - Napkin. - What? 582 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,119 Putting it on your lap. 583 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,679 I'm just putting a napkin on my lap. 584 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,559 - Yeah, no, you put it on your lap, mate. - Where do you put yours? 585 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,959 Yeah... I don't put it on my lap. 586 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,159 Do you like courgette, Lisa? 587 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,479 She does, yeah. 588 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,759 She was asking Lisa! 589 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,839 Sorry! Just got very strong opinions on courgettes. 590 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,519 Courgettes, napkins... 591 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,039 Yeah, yeah, courgettes, napkins... 592 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,640 ..erm... 593 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,279 He's getting a bit ahead of himself. 594 00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,799 I'll sort him out later. 595 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,040 Uh-oh. 596 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,759 Or do you prefer aubergine? 597 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,640 I think we should have at least one vegetable. 598 00:43:08,641 --> 00:43:13,239 Lisa's like, "Forget the vegetables? Give us the meat!" 599 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:16,519 Yeah, no, it all looks amazing. 600 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,319 Even the cutlery. 601 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,040 Yeah the...the cutlery's like... 602 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,679 - Yeah. - Unbelievable cutlery. 603 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:24,839 Can I just say, 604 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,039 because obviously it's fascinating discussing the cutlery... 605 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,239 Yeah, you just don't appreciate good cutlery. 606 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,679 ..it's so great to meet you at last, Amanda. 607 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,919 At last! 608 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,559 No, I didn't mean... 609 00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,119 Second time you've said it. 610 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,040 Yes. No, it's...yeah. 611 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,080 It's been a while. 612 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:45,430 Lisa's like, "How long are you going to take to introduce her?" 613 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,199 Well, we're here now, so... 614 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,679 Let's have a drink to celebrate. 615 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,919 Ah, Lisa's like, "Cut the chat! Get me a drink!" 616 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,279 Lisa's always the first one to the bar, aren't you? 617 00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,719 If he doesn't get there first. 618 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,719 Ah! There she is! 619 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,079 So, what are we thinking? 620 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,279 Some red, some white...? 621 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,119 Do you prefer sweeter, drier...? 622 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,170 Great, yeah. 623 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,279 New world? Old world? 624 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,559 Amanda knows basically everything about wine. 625 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,679 No, I... I did a course. 626 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,959 We...we just normally get whatever's cheap. 627 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,279 Cool. Doesn't sound like you. 628 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,079 Any bubbles to start? 629 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,959 I'll just have whatever you're having. 630 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,399 - Cheap date. - That's literally the only reason I married her. 631 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,959 Blanc de noirs? Blanc de blanc? 632 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,639 - I'll be OK with wine. - Yeah, me too. 633 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,999 I've been drinking too much champagne. 634 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,799 A lot of champagne! 635 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,559 That is one problem I'd very much like to have. 636 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,559 Yeah. Not a problem I think me and Lisa would have. 637 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,639 Yeah! True, true. 638 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,239 Yeah, we'd be round the back with a bottle and a couple of straws! 639 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,559 Well, you can't go wrong with a Bordeaux, so... 640 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,439 Yes, absolutely. 641 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,839 What do you... What do you mean "Yes, absolutely"?! 642 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,280 I love a Bordeaux. 643 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,759 OK. 644 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,319 Everybody knows I love a Bordeaux. 645 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,319 I'm like, I'm Bordeaux this, Bordeaux that. 646 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,639 I'm Bordeaux Dave. 647 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,079 Do you know where the...? 648 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,239 Yeah, it's on the other side of the bar. 649 00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,199 Do you need a hand with anything? 650 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,960 What would she need a hand with? 651 00:45:14,961 --> 00:45:17,879 What would she need a hand with? 652 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,839 You never know! 653 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,640 You married people are hilarious. 654 00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,920 I love a Bordeaux. 655 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,999 Yep, OK. Sorry. 656 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,280 I mean, Jesus. 657 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,320 SHE SNIFFS 658 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,559 It's such an interesting texture. 659 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,879 They actually make it on the premises. 660 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,639 - Do they? - They use ancient grains. 661 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,519 Oh, the way it just comes apart in your hands. 662 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,120 That'll be the ancient grains. 663 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,120 Excellent. 664 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,039 Oh, hey. We saved you some bread. 665 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,519 - Thank you. - They use ancient grains. 666 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,719 Dave's an expert in grains now. 667 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,679 That's literally not... 668 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,439 I knew you'd be like this. 669 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,719 Have we ordered? 670 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,320 Er, no. We were waiting for you. 671 00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,359 Great. 672 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,720 - I'm starving. - Mm! 673 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,639 I can put it on my work card! 674 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,479 I'm fine, honestly. 675 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,120 They'll...they'll never know. 676 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,160 You already... He...he's already started the meter! 677 00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:19,359 It was nice, though. 678 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,839 Yeah. 679 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,639 Nice of her to order champagne and a rack of lamb, 680 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,479 then make us split the bill. 681 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:26,600 Yeah. 682 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:31,890 Do I need it? 683 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,159 Garlic. 684 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll blame the garlic. 685 00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,440 I didn't really get that Dave's the love of her life. 686 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,639 He's way more into her than she's into him. 687 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,199 Like, that happens. 688 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,000 You like me way more than I like you. 689 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,560 True. 690 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:06,519 It is good that we know now that like, despite everything, 691 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,879 we can still do these things. 692 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,159 We can still go out, have a good night. 693 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,439 Put it all behind us. 694 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,040 Stay positive. 695 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,720 I'm always suspicious... 696 00:48:26,721 --> 00:48:31,359 I'm always suspicious when someone needs to make jokes. 697 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,039 Yeah, he's a bit... Not simple, but... 698 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,679 All the banter, the laughter. 699 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,119 He's hiding something so dark. 700 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,799 I feel sorry for Lisa. 701 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,719 He wanted to follow her to the toilet! 702 00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:42,770 Yes! 703 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,399 And the Bordeaux! 704 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:46,799 I love a Bordeaux! 705 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,079 You're Bordeaux Dave. 706 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,279 Right?! 707 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:52,290 - They don't call you that for nothing. - I've been to France! 708 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,200 You don't have to laugh when he laughs at you. 709 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,760 I do. 710 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:29,930 All good? 711 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,559 Yeah. You? 712 00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:34,610 Yeah, really good. 713 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,080 Really good, actually. 714 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,079 Can I get you anything? 715 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,520 I'm good. 716 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,760 It's a lovely day outside. 717 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,199 Nice bit of sunshine. 718 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,879 Yeah, I know. 719 00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,400 It helps you stay positive. 720 00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,199 Shall I open the curtains? 721 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,320 Er... 722 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,010 Nah. 723 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,760 Fancy going outside for a bit? 724 00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,680 I'm good. 725 00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:33,919 It never gets any smaller. 726 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,120 THEY CHUCKLE 727 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:47,479 I was thinking, we could go to the cinema this evening. 728 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,239 We could...see what films are on. 729 00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:51,400 Have something to eat. 730 00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,640 And then...we could go bowling this weekend. 731 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,920 Er, or crazy golf. 732 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,880 Feed the ducks. 733 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,800 I bought some Soleros. 734 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,519 Or we could go for a walk... 735 00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,240 ..in the park. Take a frisbee. 736 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,319 Because you're so good with a frisbee. 737 00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:24,600 HE CHUCKLES 738 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,679 All right in here? 739 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:45,730 Yep. 740 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,719 Your toast's popped up. 741 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,080 Oh, great. Thank you. 742 00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,920 What are you going to have on it? 743 00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:58,920 Don't know yet. 744 00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:03,760 Exciting. 745 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,320 Yeah. 746 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,439 Let's do it. 747 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,160 I'll take the day off work. 748 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,120 I'll say I'm ill again. 749 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,959 Seriously, I need a new pair of trainers. 750 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,680 You don't need any new trainers. 751 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:40,120 No, we...we could spend the day at Westfield. 752 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,720 Have some lunch. 753 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,080 Yeah. 754 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,399 There's those, er... 755 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,759 There's those people there who give you a massage. 756 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:53,810 Urgh. 757 00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,720 Strangers' hands all over you! 758 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,240 Do a bit of shopping? 759 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,200 Yeah, nice. 760 00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,120 How long have we been meaning to get an air fryer? 761 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,840 We can do this. 762 00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,240 Oh, Jesus. 763 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,400 This isn't going to change us. 764 00:54:50,491 --> 00:54:57,079 There'll be a time in our lives when we don't cry about an air fryer. 765 00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,520 HE CHUCKLES 766 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:02,960 There'd better be. 767 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,280 You all right? 768 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,560 Fantastic. 769 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,680 You? 770 00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,280 Yeah. 771 00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,440 Really good. 772 00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:44,320 We can do this. 773 00:55:55,960 --> 00:56:01,799 # Now each word bursts like a volcano 774 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,760 # Cos there's nowhere else for this love to go 775 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:15,199 # I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone 776 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,120 # Cos there's nowhere else for this love to turn 777 00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:25,559 # And I 778 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:28,999 # I just can't believe 779 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,280 # I've found someone the same as me. # 780 00:56:32,330 --> 00:56:36,880 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50833

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