All language subtitles for 10-Ho

Now tell me something, is this a house?

It's a house.

It's a house.

Let's just pass it over the top.

Honey, do you have the key?

Yep.

Do you like this stuff?

Very nice.

Is it heavy?

I got it. Don't worry about it.

Thank you.

Come on, let's go. Yes.

This is great.

My own room.

Fine.

A little privacy.

A little privacy.

Young men need their privacy.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes. Good view. Good view.

Better than you.

Well, this is it.

When are we going to move to Malibu like
you promised?

I am so sick of packing and unpacking.

I'm telling you, Joe, if you don't
divorce that woman right away, there is

to be a lot of trouble. And I am not
kidding.

Just take it easy, okay?

I'm going to divorce that bitch.

As soon as Jeffrey grows up.

How much does he have to grow?

Have you any idea how big that boy is
now?

things in the garage, you know,
straighten them out.

Yeah, a lot of heavy boxes, huh?

Yeah, heavy boxes.

So, I'm going to just go to sleep early
tonight, work a hot bath, relax. What

about you?

You know, honey, that sounds like a
great idea. I'm going to put my bathrobe

make a nice hot cup of cocoa, and then
check on Consuela and my son, you know,

to make sure everything's okay.

Well, why don't you leave Consuela alone
tonight? I think that she could use a

good night's sleep.

Okay?

Okay.

Go

ahead,

honey. Don't mind me.

It's the best part of being a ghost.

Oh, yeah, you're putting on a pretty
good show there.

Why don't you bend over and shoot the
little beaver?

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

I see my mother was right about you all
along, Charlie.

Yeah, I'm afraid so.

I suppose you're having a good time?

Uh, what are you thinking?

Atta girl, open up a little more.

Go ahead, honey. If you have a little
itch, go ahead and scratch it. Nobody's

looking.

I have to admit, Charlie, you're
brilliantly perverse.

Yeah.

Well, goodbye, Charlie.

Where are you going?

Oh, around the house to see what
everyone's up to.

I think I'm going to hang out here for a
little while.

I'm sure you're not going far, Charlie.
See ya.

Bye.

me to live in a dinky little room like
this?

Well, that mom criado son of yours has a
bigger room than this little sheet.

You better make me happy, Joe, I'm
telling you, because if Consuela is not

happy, you won't be happy, too.

Oh, Consuela, I promise you, I'll make
you happy.

Your own room, a bigger room, anything
you want, just give me a couple days.

Jeff? Yes.

Well, you better.

you just stay down there and do
something nice for Consuela for a

Because I did that last time.

You did?

I don't remember.

Okay, I'll do it.

But just don't make so much noise.

Will you suck on Consuela's chee -chee?

Consuela loves that.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know what else to say now.

What about me?

What about me?

What about you?

I was thinking that, you know, maybe in
a while you could suck my dick.

Don't talk now, baby. Make me hot.

We'll see later.

Did you divorce that bitch?

And things are going to be a lot
different.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I can do some really dirty stuff.

Not to kill and stuff.

Oh, keep hugging my pussy, baby.

Make me hot, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Oh, you're so fuzzy, just like a

flatbed. Yes, thank you.

I'm going to go see what else is going
on around here.

Jeffrey.

Wow. Oh, my.

What is this boy doing?

Oh, yep. He's beating off.

Hmm.

A lot more interesting than those other
people.

He's kind of cute, too.

would like to have a little of that.

Gosh.

Just the thought of that makes a girl
tingle all over.

Slow down, Jeffrey.

God, I'd hate to see such a good thing
go to waste.

Slow down.

God, now the big decision.

Should I appear or not appear?

I'm gonna have to make up a great story
for this.

Where did this come from?

All

right,

will you put it in already? How many
times I got to do that for you?

Get the head, sweetie. Get the head.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're going to like that.

It'll be fun for me to watch.

Go ahead, turn it on.

It is batteries.

There you go. There you go.

Feel kind of good?

Looks pretty good.

Nobody's coming. Don't worry.

Go ahead, stick it in there.

I love this part.

I kind of knew you'd like that.

I told you they're not coming.

Don't you think I could tell if they
were coming?

I'll tell you if they're coming.

I want you to come.

Ooh.

You look pretty good down there.

All

right.

Heating up a little, eh?

Boy, I sure am glad I left my light on.
Oh, me too. I'll call the grads tomorrow

and have my tire fixed.

Um, you don't mind if I sit in the
night, do you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you.

It's my turn now.

Oh, not now, baby. I've got a headache.

You better go now. You better go to your
wife.

It's getting late.

That's what you said last time.

What am I supposed to do with this?

What was that?

I don't know. I must have been dreaming.

What did you tell me?

Just a little water and... Was this
necessary?

Yeah. I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry. I
just thought I was the actress or

something.

You've been watching too many movies.

Maybe. God.

Yeah. Want some cocoa?

Yeah. I'm sorry. Here.

Dry yourself off. That's okay.

Back me back.

Help Bill, let me back here. Oh, okay.

All right, just help Bill, honey.

Where have you been? You've missed out
on all the fun.

I did?

You mean I missed you having sex with
big knockers?

No, that's not what I mean.

For some reason, Charlie, it doesn't
make me feel that bad.

Are you all right? You've sure been
acting funny lately.

Oh, good night, Charlie.

Even ghosts need their beauty sleep.

Morning, Consuelo.

Jeffrey, tell me, what do you do with
those magazines?

Listen, Consuelo, you may not realize
this, you being from a foreign country

all, but Hustler has some very good
articles in it.

Oh, stupid me.

I thought it was just a girly magazine.

Oh.

Then I guess if some of the pages are
stuck together, it's not what I thought,

right?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Leave that poor boy alone, Consuela.
Yours is alone with a stinky cigar,

remember?

Oh, I'm sorry, Jeffrey. Did I hurt your
feelings?

You know, I have some magazines.

Maybe I could bring them to your room
some night.

Maybe we can find something you've never
seen before.

Do you like it?

Forget it. Forget it.

That would be nice.

I wonder, lady. If you want to give him
something to remember, I can arrange

that.

Take that and take that.

Did you hear that, Jeffrey?

Did you hear that?

Yeah, I heard it. I heard it. Yeah?

Yeah?

Thank you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Son!

Son!

Yes?

Morning, Dad.

What about breakfast?

I already had breakfast.

You are next, you perverted gringo!

You're next!

You're shaming yourself!

Oh, look at yourself now, Consuelo.

Dear, don't you think it's a little rude
screwing the children in the kitchen

while I'm having my morning juice? I
mean...

God, no class.

You should be ashamed of yourself,
Venezuela.

God.

Well, it's my turn now. I just want to
get off.

Get off! Get off! You pervert!

You pervert!

Get off!

Get off! I

don't

know, Jo. I think Consuelo's been acting
a little strange lately.

She seems all right to me.

See what I mean?

That's strange.

I just hope she doesn't mess up dinner.

Because I want everything to be just
right for Dr. Getty Two -Shoes and his

friends.

Did you hear that? There's going to be a
party. That's great.

Yeah, I'm surprised.

I thought old Joe over there was going
to be a stick in the mud, dull boy.

No. Oh, this is great. I'm all excited.
Now I can dress up.

Now, how was that, huh? Was that good?

That was great.

You know, nothing beats Italian food.

Hey, cigar?

No.

Thank you.

You know something, Padre? When we first
moved in here, we were told that this

house might be haunted.

Really? Yeah, we were.

And now that we live here, we're
convinced.

Oh, it's true. All kinds of strange
things have been happening around here.

Of course, my child. But I don't really
believe that this house is haunted.

Why not?

It is haunted, really.

Well, for one thing, Phoebe here is like
litmus paper.

If there were really ghosts around,
she'd be long gone, wouldn't she,

Yes, I would, Dr. Tissier.

You see, when ghosts are around, I break
out with these bad hives, and my

complexion goes totally icky.

And I would leave immediately if that
were the case.

Well, I'll bet she would.

You know, I have a feeling a case of
volcanic acne would unload her bowels

on the spot. What do you think? Oh, my
God, Charlie, no.

Not this time. We're not doing that.

That's mean, okay?

Well, what are we going to do? Are we
going to stand around here and listen to

this bullshit all night, or are we going
to give these people a thrill?

Yeah, but let's do it fun, okay?

No boogeyman stuff this time, all right?

No fun.

All right, you got my word on it. Come
on. We can have fun with them.

You know what I mean?

Padre.

Derek, look, you see?

Whoa.

Look, there it is again.

Honey.

All right.

This hat's really boring. It's got to
go.

Whoa.

It's happening again, dear.

See,

I know how to get things cooking around
here.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

We gotta get out of here.

Bye Jeffrey!

Bye Jeffrey!

Bye Jeffrey! Bye Jeff! Bye Consuela!

Bye Consuela!

Bye Goldie!

Forget the back, son!

Forget the back!

Get in the car, son.

You think we went a little too far,
Charlie?

No. Now it is when you're having fun.

We'll probably have to live alone for a
while now.

But you don't have to worry about a
messy kitchen anymore, and we don't have

worry about roller skates lying around
everywhere, and we might get to sleep in

our own bed now.

It's kind of... Nice. I love.