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[jazz music]
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[soft music]
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[sultry music]
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[iaunty melancholy music]
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[applause]
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Hiya, folks.
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My name is Dave Starr.
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You know, I feel miserable
this afternoon.
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Last night, I dreamt
I was locked up in a room
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with a thousand
beautiful blondes
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and a thousand
beautiful brunettes.
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Then I dreamt I was a woman.
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But I want you to know I come
from a very honest family.
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Everybody in my family
is honest except my brother.
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He's the one who keeps
finding things
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before they're lost.
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He was up the river
so many times
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they call him Showboat.
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Like he did 30 days so often,
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they decided to name a month
after him, my brother.
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He studied for a doctor once.
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The doctor was too busy
to study for himself.
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Then my brother became an MD,
a mental deficient.
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What a doctor he was.
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He treated a guy five years
for yellow jaundice
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before he found out
the guy was a Chinaman.
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Well, they finally took
his license away
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'cause he committed
an illegal operation.
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He opened up a guy's head
with a beer bottle.
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Why, Dave Starr, how are ya?
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Hey, Joe E. Starr, Joe E.,
Joe E. Ross.
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-How you been?
-Well, come on, hurry up
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and do that song of yours
and we'll get out of here.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I can't do that song today.
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-I got a headache.
-You got a headache?
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-Uh-huh.
-Well, man,
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why don't you do what I do
when I get a headache?
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Why? What do you do?
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Well, I go home,
I take my wife,
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she lies down on the sofa,
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I lie down alongside her,
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I rest my head on her shoulder
just like this.
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Oh, yes?
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She kisses me a few times
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and my headache disappears
just like magic.
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Why don't you try it sometime?
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Gee, I think I will.
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Uh, what time
will your wife be home?
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Oh, come on, you never said...
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[soft music]
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[sultry music]
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[mellow music]
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[jaunty music]
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[jazzy music]
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[soft music]
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[mellow music]
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[piano flourishes]
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[majestic music]
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[sultry music]
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[twangy music]
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[billowing music]
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[guitar and piano music]
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[soft music]
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[perky music]
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[jazzy music]
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[mellow music]
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[sultry music]
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[melancholy music]
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[perky music]
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[upbeat music]
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[applause]
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[bright music]
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[dramatic music]
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[sultry music]
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[echoing music]
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[applause]
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[sprightly music]
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[sultry music]
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[musical fanfare]
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[applause]
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[playful music]
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[sensual, rhythmic music]
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[musical fanfare]
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[applause]
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[sprightly music]
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[lush big-band music]
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[applause]
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[cheers, shouts]
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[applause]
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[sprightly music]
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[sultry music]
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[musical fanfare]
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[applause]
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[sprightly music]
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00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:19,129
[playful, driving music]
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[musical fanfare]
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00:40:26,965 --> 00:40:29,092
[applause]
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[slow, seductive music]
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00:43:04,247 --> 00:43:06,750
[musical fanfare]
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[applause]
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[sprightly music]
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00:43:23,975 --> 00:43:26,478
[Iush, melodic music]
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[drums beating]
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[applause]
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00:51:07,105 --> 00:51:09,607
[Iush, melodic music]
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00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:11,818
[applause]
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00:51:13,444 --> 00:51:15,530
[sprightly music]
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00:51:16,447 --> 00:51:19,284
[applause]
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00:51:19,367 --> 00:51:21,869
[soft, seductive music]
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00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:03,437
[musical fanfare]
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00:58:04,146 --> 00:58:06,107
[applause]
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00:58:06,190 --> 00:58:08,693
[sultry music]
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00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:22,790
[musical fanfare]
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