Original subtitles

(upbeat music)

Your ribs are healing nicely.

The swelling will subside soon, along with any shortness of breath.

When can I play soccer again, Doc?

I wouldn't push it.

Broken ribs are no joke, and you had three of them.

You've been resting up, right?

Yeah, just chilling at the indoor pool at our rental.

It's all-natural, which is cool.

Chlorine usually tints my hair green.

Oh, there is a fascinating chemical process that makes that happen

that I won't bore you with.

It's oxidized metals!

Bye.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be leaving for your big family vacay at Aulani?

If it were me, there would be a Noelani-shaped hole in the wall

- and a Noelani-shaped butt in the sands. - (chuckles)

I will leave in a minute.

There's just always so much work to do.

No, I think the problem is you can't not work.

Doogie, why are you still here? You're supposed to be on vacation. Go.

Hm. I see some of us have already taken advantage of Dr. Hannon's absence.

Well, when the boss is away, thighs will play.

(gulps)

Also, I rode my bike to work and I forgot to pack pants.

FEMALE VOICE: Attention. Second-year residents

report to the ambulance bay.

Residents to the ambulance bay.

Ooh. I wonder what we got!

(tense music)

Ah! I knew this was the only way to get you to leave.

(Clara laughs)

(applause)

Mom, it is very irresponsible to abuse the hospital PA system.

(sighs) Get in the car, nerd.

(Charles and Noelani laugh)

- Bye! - Bye!

Oh, so it's okay to use the PA system to call your daughter,

but when I use it to call out the hottie with the green eyes,

suddenly, it's a HR issue?

Dr. Lee, put some pants on.

(clears throat)

Go. Back to work.

(theme music)

(upbeat music)

Staycation mode activated.

I'm excited for the luau.

So we can get our yearly family photo in our matching aloha wear.

Behold.

This year's print!

- Ooh. - (laughs)

- As is tradition, everyone gets one. - Nice. Oh, thank you.

Go.

Sweet.

Uh, Lahela, it's relax time, not work time.

Dad.

You get this back at checkout.

- Oh. - Your father's right. It's time to relax.

Which is why I studied the map of Aulani and its amenities.

Then used that intel to create carefully curated itineraries for each of you

based on age, swim level, and ability to tan.

You only gave me 10 minutes to eat my Mickey-shaped waffles?

I like to savor a resort breakfast.

Mom, why do you have to get so intense?

It's like joining the army, but for being on vacation.

I like to get my money's worth.

This is what recharges me,

squeezing every ounce of fun, value, and relaxation I can out of a vacation.

You're definitely squeezing the fun out of it.

Oh, there we go, "defend vacation philosophy."

Right on schedule.

Thank you.

All right, let's go. Let's go! (laughs)

Stay on the itinerary.

(chuckles)

Now we go to our room. Check.

(lively music)

Now that I'm the big one-three,

I'm ready to leave the kids club and hit the teen scene.

Check this drip.

You're wearing a neon mesh tank top?

The ladies love it.

Plus, I wear it at night when I ride my bike for safety.

I'm going to go steam this.

Hey, so there's something on my mind that I'd love to talk to you about.

Yeah, what's up?

(sighs) Hm.

First floor? I was looking forward to free soloing my way up.

Hey, Steph! I...

Uh...

Love your pom-pom earrings. Are they new?

I literally wear them every day.

Oh, well, they're great.

I mean, they really showcase how...

well-proportioned your ear size is to your head.

Okay, um... (chuckles)

What was it that you wanted to talk to me about?

Uh...

Never mind. (soft laugh)

Okay.

Good, I don't need him around.

I promised myself I'm done with him.

I'm finally ready to move on.

This trip is a full Kai detox.

Yes, but won't it be kind of tough to start detoxing from him

while on vacation with him?

Yeah, but I'm not about to pass up a free resort stay because of a man.

All right. Well, as your best friend, I'm here to help you get over him.

Okay, but if I start going through withdrawals,

I'm going to need to smell your hair instead of his.

You smell his hair.

I mean, not when he's awake. I'm not a creep.

(sniffs)

Okay, by the end of this trip, I'm going to be done thinking about Kai.

He'll just be another stranger with great hair,

impeccable bone structure, the most natural, delicate scent.

(light music)

I said the end of the trip, not the start.

(cell phone vibrates)

(indistinct chatter in distance)

Everything cool?

That's weird.

Our hospital app says

that my soccer player patient was readmitted,

but there are no vitals or notes, so I don't know why.

Babe, that's why there's other doctors.

Okay, now back to Kai detox.

Okay, yeah. Uh...

- Should we order drinks? - Ooh. Yes.

Maybe a virgin Mai Kai. I mean, Kai Tai. I mean Kai Kai.

(grunts)

I don't understand why they're not entering notes.

I'm her doctor. I need to know what's going on.

Okay, new plan.

You go deal with your patient

because I know you won't be able to focus on anything until it's resolved.

Meantime, I'll order us drinks.

Steph Denisco, you are the best.

After this I'm all yours, I promise.

Excuse me. Hi. Could I get a virgin Pina Kailada?

Damn it!

(upbeat music)

If they start handing out inflatable guitars, I'm going to lose my mind.

How old are you?

I am proudly 13 years of age, my good man.

Sorry, little guy. I can't let you in.

My bosses raised the age to 14.

But he set up a tween hang zone for eight to 13-year-olds like yourself.

(foreboding music)

A tea party. That's pretty grown, bud.

And you love a chamomile tea.

Yeah, but it's no good without my tin of Danish butter cookies.

(light music)

Where is everybody? We're all supposed to go for a canoe ride together.

(gasps) The Wailana pool is open!

I got to go secure the good chairs.

But what about the canoe?

Benny, please, this is my Super Bowl!

Those man-made water diversions aren't my speed.

Okay, you're slowing me down!

(sighs deeply)

Guess it's just going to be me.

Oh, we're all full. But I can offer you this.

What is this?

A tube for the lazy river.

The Real rivers aren't lazy.

They're hardworking, industrious bodies of water

that over time can carve vast canyons.

Got it?

Bro, you want the tube or not?

(dramatic music)

(waves crashing)

(laughs)

(all shout)

(lively music)

(yells)

(laughs)

Oh, look at that. Somebody's enjoying a man-made water diversion.

Clear my itinerary, I'm a pool boy now.

Oh, Benny discovers he loves pools.

You're 10 minutes early.

They got family-sized tubes.

- I'm going to find the kids. - Oh, nice!

(laughs)

(lively music)

Lahela! Check me out!

DR. LEE: Phone call. Old school.

Hey, I saw that my patient Sydney was readmitted.

Why is she back? Did I miss something?

It might be more than just a rib injury.

She came back with a cough and a little fever, but you can chillax.

We are monitoring it.

So, I did miss something?

We don't know.

That's why we call it practicing medicine.

Can you just send me her chart?

Charles and Noelani are working this. You need to trust them.

Your job now is to be a teenage girl on vacation.

You know, put beads in your hair, take Polaroids with your feet in the sand.

Pretend you're drunk on a Shirley Temple.

(sighs)

Argue over which Jonas Brother will most support your dreams

- of opening a cupcake shop. - Are you done?

Crack open a Tiger Beat.

Learn to dance from Patrick Swayze.

I cannot believe you're a doctor.

Okay, my phone is on silent, the screen is off.

I'm not going to think about work.

And you are not going to think about Kai.

(sighs)

(whimsical music)

- Are you seeing me as Kai right now? - No.

You're right. We can do this.

We just need to focus on our tans.

(sighs)

You might have missed a diagnosis of pneumonia.

But her chest x-ray was normal.

(lifeguard whistles)

Why didn't you dig deeper into Sydney's dyspnea?

She has asthma.

But she's she swore that she's been using her inhaler.

DR. LEE: Hey, Doogie.

You missed that? Well, you're not going to miss this.

(gasping)

I'm like Michael Phelps.

Dude! Anybody home?

Can you get my back or not?

I'm sorry, this soccer girl case is driving me crazy.

- I have to figure this out. - But, uh...

(quirky music)

(exhales deeply)

- Hey. - You're not real.

- Uh, can I have a room key? - Wait, are you real?

This is so hard!

(dramatic music)

Well, I do need the room key.

Jasmine, Belle, Elsa, if you would excuse me for one moment.

Be a princess and save me a plastic scone.

(upbeat music)

Hey, you ended up getting your face painted.

It looks good.

Yeah, I'm trying to make the best out of it,

but I still haven't given up the dream.

Well, how about we solve this problem the way kids have been solving it

since the beginning of time?

I stand on your shoulders and wear an oversized trench coat?

We make a fake ID.

(suspicious music)

Hey, girl. (chuckles)

- Just thought I'd... - Check in on my patient? I got this.

- Please give me anything. - NOELANI: Fine.

Sydney's soccer coach was just admitted with the same breathing abnormalities.

Wait, the coach?

So maybe it has nothing to do with the ribs. Maybe it's viral.

There's more. Sydney's oxygen saturation is low.

LAHELA: What? How low?

Hey, is that super genius? Give it.

- Please. - But...

Hey, we got this, okay?

Go back to your teen girl vacation.

You know, buying rainbow sand in a bottle or circling cute boys in the year book...

Or singing Taylor Swift into a hairbrush.

Hello? Hello?

She's having fun.

(light music)

- Another mocktail mudslide? - Keep them coming.

This one's on us.

Looks like you could use some company.

What you going through, sister?

But, how did you know?

Nobody orders a second mudslide unless they're really going through it.

This is my third today.

We've all gotten divorced in the past five years. Paige twice.

We know one of our own when we see one.

Wow.

You guys are good.

- I love your sarongs. - DAWN: Aww.

We got them on a girls' trip in Cabo after Paige's second divorce.

- Mel caught a marlin. - And an accountant.

I'm on a girls' trip right now.

Yeah, my friend was supposed to be helping me move on from this guy,

but she's working, so I'm screwed.

You know what you got to do.

The whole fake it till you make it thing.

I don't know how to do that.

(tongue clicks) Honey, you came to the right place.

("Man! I Feel Like A Woman!" by Shania Twain)

You came to me.

Sure!

♪ Let's go girls! ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ I'm going out tonight ♪

♪ I'm feelin' all right ♪

♪ Gonna let it all hang out ♪

♪ Wanna make some noise ♪

♪ Really raise my voice ♪

- ♪ Yeah, I wanna scream and shout ♪ - (all shout)

♪ The best thing about being a woman ♪

♪ Is the prerogative to have a little fun ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy ♪

♪ Forget I'm a lady ♪

♪ Men's shirts ♪

♪ Short skirts ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, really go wild ♪

♪ Yeah, doin' it in style ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Color my hair ♪

♪ Do what I dare ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free ♪

♪ Yeah, to feel the way I feel ♪

♪ I feel like a woman! ♪

Well, we got one sideburn on there.

Yeah, but it's going down the middle of my face.

Can you guys keep it down?

I'm trying to translate this French study on lymphangioleiomyomatosis.

Hey, Lahela, that thing I wanted to talk to you about?

Fever and cough paired with worsening dyspnea

and now hypoxemia.

Of course. Pulmonary embolism.

I got to call Noelani and Charles.

Do IDs list how many roller coasters you've been on?

Oh, and can you give me a five o'clock shadow

and make my eyes look weary from the grind?

(playful music)

Hi. I need to triple confirm our VIP luau seating.

Mr. Herschlag forgot his seasickness medication?

He's headed for a three-hour sunset cruise.

- I am so sorry. I'll be right back. - Oh, okay.

(light music)

Oh, here.

- Ma'am? - Yeah.

Hi. We're trying to find where the telescope stargazing will be.

Oh, well, um...

The hotel has you go out to the left of the snorkeling area,

but I found the little walkway by The Circle of 'Alae 'Ula

is actually a more direct route.

Perfect. Thank you so much!

Yeah. (laughs)

Yeah, here.

Oh, no, I'm not the...

No, we insist.

Thank you for helping us have the best vacation possible.

Oh, my pleasure.

(laughs)

Oh, moonrise is at 8:31, and it's going to be a big, juicy boy.

(laughs)

Next!

(upbeat music playing)

Hey, big dog. Found my ID.

You know how things always fall out of your wallet when it's not Velcro.

Oh.

(upbeat music playing continues)

Sorry, kid. Maybe next year.

What? This is my ID.

BP, it's fine. It's just a party.

It's not just a party. It's my whole life.

Lahela's a medical icon, you look like a young George Clooney.

What do I have?

I'm sorry, buddy.

I didn't realize that you felt this way.

(women laugh)

Guess I haven't done a good job of recognizing how anyone feels lately.

Or maybe ever.

(dramatic music)

Hey, why don't we do our own party? Just the two of us.

I'm not leaving my little bro out here with just a mesh tank and a broken heart.

Come on.

Okay, stop.

I miss my little brother.

He's been gone a while now.

Oh, no, he's alive. He's just away for school.

Oh.

But, um, what do you say we round up? Let's say you're 14.

Are you serious? I love rounding.

(upbeat music)

One small step for Brian Patrick, one giant leap for tween kind.

(light music)

The Kamealohas.

Oh, just you?

Yeah. My family's probably on the way.

We take this picture every year.

It's kind of my favorite tradition.

Oh, there's my sweet daughter.

I knew she wouldn't let me down.

Where's your matching print?

The other doctors at the hospital are acting like

I can't help with a medical mystery because I'm on staycation.

But I'm a doctor with a patient who's in danger.

What am I supposed to do?

Jump in the Tubestone Curl water slide and forget about it?

Well, you need a tube for that. I mean, it's actually really fun.

- Maybe tomorrow, me and you could... - Can I borrow the car keys?

Sure. You go, I get it.

Okay.

Okay, big smile.

Uh, how about we try a fun one?

(light music)

LAHELA: Pulmonary embolism. I tried calling.

Sydney had shortness of breath, fever, cough,

and with a sudden onset of low oxygen saturation, we have to rule out a PE,

but a CT should confirm.

Way ahead of you, staycation.

Because her D-dimer was normal and she has no risk factors for DVT.

So we ruled out your big hero hypothesis.

Sometimes it's like you don't trust us to handle anything without you.

Yeah, it's kind of messed up, Doog.

It's Sydney, her oxygen sat dropped to the 70s.

Doogie, we got this. Move! That's an order.

(dramatic music)

Hey.

She's stable on four liters nasal cannula.

She's still a little tachypneic, but she's okay for now.

Still don't know what's causing it, though.

Okay. I've been racking my brain because we have to be missing something.

- I mean, what... - Dr. Kamealoha, take a seat.

(sighs)

(tongue clicks)

On your vacation, did you spend any time with your family

or that adopted white girl?

Or did you just obsess over the patient?

Well, Steph's not adopted. She's just... around.

But you may have a point.

- Look, doctor burnout is a real thing. - I know.

You say it every time you leave the country to go gamble on exotic animal

races with the other frat doctors.

Which is dope as hell.

Because taking a break is important.

Stepping away helps us see things more clearly,

which makes us better doctors.

Even your workaholic mom knows she has to take a break sometimes.

The majestic sunset at Waimea Bay does not wait for bathroom breaks.

Let's go! Let's go!

Ariel has left the ocean. I repeat, Ariel has left the ocean.

God, I'm good!

- STAFF: Clara, what's your 20? - Go for Claire Bear.

- We got to set up on point. - Oh, I'm on it.

It's okay to lean on your colleagues.

That's why we have other doctors.

Yeah, I've been hearing that a lot today.

There's always going to be another patient, another case to solve.

But you only have one family.

Thanks, Dr. Lee.

Now get back to your teen girl vacation

where you argue over which BTS member has the best lips.

- But we all know it's clearly Jin. - Jin.

I would have made a great teenage girl.

(light music)

We're off to the North Shore for the rest of the trip.

We're going snorkeling.

There are some gorgeous specimens in that water... and fish.

- Husband number three, honey. - (chuckles)

Oh, I'm going to miss you guys so much.

Look at you, honey.

By missing us, you're starting to not miss Kai anymore.

You're right.

I haven't thought about him in, like, hours.

It's the first time that's ever happened.

We got you a little something to officially make you one of us.

You guys!

(giggles)

Now you're all good, honey.

I'm starting to be.

Never stop moisturizing.

No men with nicknames.

The stock market is for girls, too.

Thank you!

(car engine ignites)

- MEL: Bye! - PAIGE: Bye!

We love you.

(crickets creak)

(light music)

- Nice shirt. - Lahela.

I'm sorry that I missed the photo, Dad.

I know how important it is to you.

Well, you had to go to the hospital.

Actually...

I didn't have to go.

There are great doctors there.

Where I should have been is here.

(exhales deeply) Spending time with you guys.

(both chuckle)

(exhales deeply)

With you all growing up so fast

and everyone always off doing their own thing,

we don't have many of these trips left.

I just wanted this one to be special.

Aww.

Who said it won't be special?

But we already missed the luau.

Did we?

(light music)

- (Clara chuckles) - Mmm.

- Right? - STEPH: Looks great!

How did you do all this when you were at the hospital?

Well, I had some help.

I'm sorry I missed the luau, Benny.

But luckily, I learned a thing or two while working at the concierge desk

and was able to just throw this together.

(laughs)

Thank you for doing this for me.

- Why are you so sweaty? - And covered in glitter?

(upbeat music)

The Brian Patrick you once knew is gone forever.

I became a teen man. All thanks to Kai.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Quick! Let's get together for a photo.

- CLARA: Oh, great! - BENNY: Okay.

Hey. I'm so sorry that I bailed on you.

Don't worry about it.

No, I know this was such an important trip for you,

and I'm your best friend.

You needed me and I wasn't there.

Honey, we're all good.

I wear sarongs now.

I love it. (chuckles)

Everyone say "Hukilau!"

ALL: Hukilau!

Good. Let's do one more.

This time where the dad's not crying.

The dad's crying happy tears.

- Oh. - (laughs)

We don't have time to let all this play out, so just get options.

Okay.

- (all chuckle) - (camera shutter clicks)

LAHELA: Hey. Do you think Mom's okay?

She was stressed out about not having enough Chiavari chairs

for the Adams-Stroman wedding.

Yeah, and did she make her own nametag?

- It said Philadelphia, PA on it. - (chuckles)

Oh, you keep saying that you want to talk to me about something. What's up?

Okay. Um...

I don't know how you're going to take this, so I'm just going to tell you.

I have feelings for Steph.

Steph?

My Steph?

The one that's obviously been into you forever?

Well, the thing is, I think I've been into her, too.

But she's your best friend, practically part of the family.

Not in a weird way.

And I guess I may be pushed down some feelings

because I wanted to respect your friendship.

But then we kissed on Walter's birthday,

and she laid it all out there at the Nuked party and...

(exhales deeply)

(chuckles)

Look at you, all googly-eyed.

(Lahela giggles)

I know it's complicated,

but I don't want to do anything if you're not cool with it.

Of course I will support you. You're my brother.

But your timing sucks.

I mean, she spent this entire trip getting over you.

Is that what she was doing with the cougars from the continent?

(soft laugh)

I don't know, but if things go poorly between you two,

just know I'm choosing her.

What?

(laughs)

Oh, sorry. Did I get chlorine in your eye?

No, I'm fine.

Wait.

Chlorine.

Hey.

Oh, we were taking bets on when you'd be back.

Are we wearing our stethoscopes wrong?

I always forget which end goes in the ears.

Okay, I'm sorry for acting like you guys couldn't do anything on your own.

You're both amazing doctors. (exhales deeply)

It's just hard for me to put down work sometimes.

I'm the same with a sleeve of Oreos.

We get it, girl. We love you.

And we know it's only because you care.

And since I know you're going to ask, here's where we're at with Sydney.

We've gone through every case report of dyspnea on unknown etiology.

And given the variables, we've narrowed it down to environmental factors.

Right, I remember Sydney said that she was recovering by the pool

at this all-natural vacation rental.

Wait, you're saying that the pool could have been chlorine-free?

Yeah, and if there was a hot tub...

That could lead to an NTM infection.

- Granulomatous Lung Disease! - Granulomatous Lung Disease!

Hot Tub Lung.

- Which is so much more fun to say. - (laughs)

Without chlorine, I mean, the steam from the hot tub

could become contaminated by bacteria.

Yeah, and if you breathe it in on a regular basis,

it can lead to the formation of lung infiltrates.

Ali, tell radiology we're getting a CT scan

and booking OR for a bronchoscopy on Sydney.

Look at what we can do when we work together.

(giggles)

So how did you get to the hot tub angle?

In a weird way, Dr. Lee.

I mean, if he hadn't given me that advice to step away,

- I never would have gone there. - (Charles sighs)

Why is that weird? Hot people can be smart too.

By the way, NFTs are the future.

Can we say we did it without him?

- Definitely. - Yes.

I love being a doctor,

but I love my family even more.

(all cheer)

LAHELA: It took a medical mystery for me to realize that

a little downtime with the people I love...

(indistinct chatter)

...helps me be a better doctor.

Although, I fear medical mysteries are easier to solve

than a star-crossed romance between my brother and my best friend.

The thing I'm taking with me is sometimes a break

leads to a breakthrough.

(closing theme music)

KIDS: Mom.

(man groans)