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Previously on iZombie...
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So we has one dozs of cure.
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You turned me into a zombie.
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Rather than watch you die.
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You let me check myself
into a mental hospital.
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You let me think I was crazy.
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Whatever happens now, I
hope you can forgive me.
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Liv?
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I get it. You're not talking to me.
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I just need some time.
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What do I need to replicate the cure?
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Ah, yes. The tainted Utopium from
the night of the boat massacre.
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Hey, Dad!
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I showed up to train a new
client today, and he was a zombie.
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We've solved the zombie problem.
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We've located the instrument
of their destruction.
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There are zombies
living among us.
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You want me to kill them?
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- Yes.
- You've got the wrong man for the job.
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We do know of one zombie, Liv Moore.
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I've got you over a barrel, big guy.
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- Hey, roomie. How was work?
- You would not believe the guy we hired.
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Ahh!
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My father has been missing
for two days now.
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He's six-feet tall with brown
hair and brown eyes.
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If you've seen him, or heard of anything
at all, please contact the Seattle Police.
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Please help us find our dad.
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We love him so much and we
just want him to come home.
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Verna, Verna, over here.
I have a question.
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Friends, Romans, countrymen,
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lend me your beers!
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Four score and seven years ago, and
something, something... Hail Caesar!
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Yo! What up, furry?
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Party foul!
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What happened to Caesar?
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Oh, he came, he saw, he was stabbed
several times in quick succession
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with a sharp cylindrical object.
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Likely an ice pick. This is Chad Wolcoff.
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He was the pledge captain
for Zeta Beta Theta.
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Wait, don't move.
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These look like the exact
vials from the boat party
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that contained the tainted Utopium.
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Ravi, I'm pretty sure that all
Utopium comes in vials like that.
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Oh.
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And FYI, if you find the cure
for zombie-ism on this floor,
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I may opt to keep eating brains.
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Room packed with people, a guy
gets stabbed multiple times,
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and no one saw anything.
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- Seriously?
- I'm really gonna need a hand with this,
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so let me know when things
get extrasensory.
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Well, I hope you like Jager
bombs and homoerotic subtext.
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- Can you meet me upstairs?
- Yes.
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And so it begins...
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You know what I fear more than death?
Love?
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Unrealized potential.
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I am overflowing with potential,
and I'm tapping every last drop.
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How about you, Speedy?
You realizing your potential?
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I don't know if I'm overflowing but, yeah.
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- All that stuff you said.
- That self-doubt? That's Mr. Boss talking.
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We always said we wanted more.
More responsibility, more money.
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I wanted to be alive to really
get to enjoy those things.
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He's not gonna take too kindly to
us moving in on his Utopium trade.
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Hey, this is our time.
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Our product is better than that
glorified ecstasy he sells.
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Higher highs.
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Lower lows.
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Just saying.
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We're going to undercut Mr. Boss' prices.
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Four dealers. Four of the hottest clubs.
Opposite ends of the city.
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By the time Mr. Boss knows what hit him,
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customers are gonna be
knocking down our door.
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And I've got a big-ass roll of Benjamins.
Boys answering to me.
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Yes. Now...
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Our sales staff, did you find
what we were looking for?
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Upscale types, like you said.
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Rich kids whose daddies cut them off.
Not the usual creepers.
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I don't want to know anything. I'm just
the little man behind the curtain.
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No one needs to know I exist.
This is your show, okay?
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A year from now,
we'll be running this city.
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Your lips to God's ears.
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- Go. Go get 'em.
- Yeah.
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Sounds like a risky plan.
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Oh, and what? You're the plan guy?
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Now, any progress finding that
guy who cut the tainted Utopium?
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- Got a couple leads.
- Allow me to light a fire under you.
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Do you know why your brother
was institutionalized?
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Because he was crazy. He heard voices.
He saw things.
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And the loony SOB thought there were
zombies running around Seattle.
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That's just silly.
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Sometimes they just loiter.
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Chief, did I say you could lick the bowl?
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It's, like, unthinkable that
someone murdered Chad.
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No, like, seriously,
I can't even think it.
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He was more than just a frat brother.
He was, like, a brother-brother, bro.
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For real.
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Oh, hey, I think we killed that.
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- What are you doing?
- Coaxing the flow to the hose.
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Did Chad have any enemies
that you know of?
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No way, man. Chad was the freaking best.
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- Everybody loved him.
- Well, not everybody.
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I mean, someone stabbed him to death.
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No disrespect, bro.
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No, no, bro. I feel you.
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Valid point.
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That person might be a complete
knob, but they're out there.
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I don't know, like, who do you
guys know who totally sucks?
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Actually, that's not important.
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Seems like a solid jumping-off point, bro.
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Guys, who you think sucks is
not helpful information.
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Hey! Hey! Did Chad ever fight with anyone?
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Well, I mean, sometimes dudes
from other frats would get pissed
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because he crushed so hard at pong.
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He was just a great guy. He
invented Stripper Car Wash Sunday.
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Which sounds degrading, but all
the proceeds went to charity.
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Dude, no, they didn't.
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Bro, that's why he didn't have
to pay the strippers.
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It all went to, like, dyslexia research.
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The best was Chunk.
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Chunk! Ah!
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Chad buttered this fat guy's
floor while he was asleep.
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So dude gets up in the morning, all
naked, and he's slipping around like
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a freaking walrus on ice.
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It's on YouTube. You guys gotta see it.
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Oh, yeah.
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See, that's just the kind
of guy Chad was, you know.
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You pass out drunk, shave the eyebrows.
Maybe snap a ball-drag pic.
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Sounds like he might have
made some people upset.
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Maybe the victims of these pranks?
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I guess like a little. To everyone
else it was just super funny.
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Look, Chad wasn't just pranks and stuff.
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Like, he was always there
for his brothers.
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When you're doing your fourth
funnel, and you're not gonna puke,
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but you might still give up,
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he was the guy yelling, "Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!".
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- Ready, bro?
- Let's do this, bro!
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- Chug! Chug!
- One, two, three.
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You ruined my life, man!
You ruined my life.
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Chug.
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I lost my champion, bro.
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I lost my champion.
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Hey, you. How did Chad ruin your life?
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Damn!
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I didn't know I was streaking
by an elementary school
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till I heard the kids start laughing.
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Not only was I arrested,
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I had to register as a sex offender.
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So why stay with the fraternity?
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Chad convinced me to. My career
prospects are limited now.
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Chad assured me that the Zeta Beta
Thetas take care of their own.
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As long as I'm a brother, I have a future.
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Where were you at the time of the murder?
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I was in the back room, talking to
some girl in a sexy unicorn costume.
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We heard screams and ran inside.
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I'll need the girl's name.
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She was just a random chick.
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Wait. I saw a photo on
the party's Instagram feed.
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Are these all from the party?
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Yeah, look that is me
in the curtain.
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How am I supposed
to know that's you?
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A pterodactyl could be inside
there and no one would know.
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But it's me. Look, I have the costume.
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All that tells me is you have the
costume that an unidentified person
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- was wearing in this photo.
- But it's me.
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Okay, Brody will tell you.
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You know, these must've been taken
from the top of the staircase.
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All right, there's Chad, right?
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Still there, still there, still
there, gone. Right? Let's go back.
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See this furry blue thing?
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You can see Chad as Furry Blue
is heading over,
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but look at this one of Furry
Blue walking away. Chad's down.
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Furry Blue is probably who stabbed him.
Okay...
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He doesn't remember
what I was wearing, but...
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Who wore the Furry Blue costume?
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Yeah, I don't know who the blue guy is,
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but how huge are Megan Reilly's cans?
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Oh, that's not Megan Reilly, bro.
Her cans are more teardrop.
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Okay!
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Thank you for your time.
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So, if I remember anything,
should I call you, or...
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You can call me.
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I'm the detective on the case.
She works in the morgue.
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You're like that box of
chocolates from Forrest Gump,
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I never know what I'm gonna get.
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You're getting chocolate, bro.
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I'll start calling
the local costume shops.
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See if I can find the ones that
stock that blue furry costume.
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Find out who rented it.
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Chakrabarti! Where you at?
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I have been doing some thinking,
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and I'm pretty sure what this
morgue needs is a foosball table.
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I know you can't fully control your
actions when you're on a brain,
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but I really need you to try
and rein in the bro.
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We would be in serious trouble if someone
came in and saw how you arranged
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the medical skeletons.
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And this, this is unacceptable.
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What if someone came in to
identify their loved one
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and the medical examiner had
"fart" written on his forehead?
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It isn't funny.
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- It's pretty funny.
- It really isn't.
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- It kinda is.
- I can assure you it isn't funny.
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It isn't funny.
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You're lucky you're receiving a
suspension and not an expulsion.
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Okay.
But it's kind of funny.
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No. No, it's not. It's not funny.
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Were you contemplating your
actions or having a vision?
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If you had to guess...
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I take back every bad thing I
ever said about frat boys.
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These brains are fun as hell.
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I can't stop chillaxing.
Everything is hilarious.
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Dude, the guy who killed Chad is
a total dick, and I demand...
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Babineaux.
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Wazzup? Just had a vis.
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Yeah, it was, like, a
discipline hearing-type thing.
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This kid looked like he wanted
to murder Chad, bro.
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We've gotta find this other student.
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Pronto.
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Brain fart. Whole new level.
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So I finally found out
the blue bear is a character
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from a Swedish kids' show
named Captain Wozzles.
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He did look Nordic.
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I called every costume shop here in
Seattle. So far, no one carries it.
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I'll move on to shops
in the surrounding area.
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But first, I spoke to the dean of Pacific
West University about your vision.
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He wouldn't give me details
about the grievance filed
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against Chad without a warrant,
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but said I was welcome to see if the
student was open to discussing it.
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He's on his way in now. And you'll
never guess what his name is.
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Chad Wolcoff.
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Like the murder victim.
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Can you tell us why you filed
a grievance against Chad?
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Chad and I often got each
other's mail back at school.
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I got invited to speak at a high school
about the dangers of drunk driving.
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Chad got my invitation by mistake.
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He thought it would be a hoot to
get wasted and go in my place.
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He basically gave a tutorial
on how to drink and drive
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to 200 high school seniors before
school security dragged him off stage.
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Oh, hey, I get why that's awful,
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but I think Chad was just trying
to be funny, you know. I...
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00:13:01,095 --> 00:13:04,630
Thirty people per day are killed
in drunk driving accidents.
240
00:13:04,632 --> 00:13:07,066
Can you tell us where you were
last night, around 10 p.m.?
241
00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:11,204
Uh... I was in my room, studying.
242
00:13:11,206 --> 00:13:12,772
Anyone who can verify that?
243
00:13:15,109 --> 00:13:17,476
Doubtful. It's just...
244
00:13:17,478 --> 00:13:21,414
Look, I took the appropriate
actions with Chad, okay?
245
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:23,583
I met with the dean. I filed a complaint.
246
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:26,185
Chad was a buffoon, but I don't
think he deserved to die.
247
00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:32,692
All right. I'll contact you with any
further questions. Don't leave town.
248
00:13:37,832 --> 00:13:41,767
Tightly wound, but he didn't give
me a premeditated murder vibe.
249
00:13:42,137 --> 00:13:44,904
I'm guessing he lost someone close
to him in a drunk-driving accident.
250
00:13:44,906 --> 00:13:47,173
Chad making light of that
could've made him snap.
251
00:13:47,175 --> 00:13:49,075
A sideways glance could've made him snap.
252
00:13:49,077 --> 00:13:50,910
That dude has zero chill.
253
00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:54,714
Your blood pressure is
a bit higher than it's been.
254
00:13:54,716 --> 00:13:55,881
It might not be cure-related.
255
00:13:55,883 --> 00:13:57,183
Still feeling okay?
256
00:13:57,785 --> 00:13:58,985
Yeah.
257
00:13:59,121 --> 00:14:02,362
So, I know you're a student
of men's lifestyle magazines.
258
00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:05,891
Beard glitter. Is this a
trend I should know about?
259
00:14:05,893 --> 00:14:07,026
It was an accident.
260
00:14:07,162 --> 00:14:08,743
Involving a My Little Pony?
261
00:14:09,164 --> 00:14:12,004
I had some makeup on before that was
surprisingly difficult to wash off.
262
00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:14,600
Been there. So, you know I'm
referring to your beard
263
00:14:14,602 --> 00:14:16,669
as Princess Sparkles
from now on though, right?
264
00:14:16,671 --> 00:14:17,937
Why would you be referring to my beard?
265
00:14:17,939 --> 00:14:19,872
"You've got some crumbs
stuck in Princess Sparkles."
266
00:14:19,874 --> 00:14:23,109
Or, "Princess Sparkles could
use a trim."
267
00:14:25,913 --> 00:14:27,813
So, how's work going on the cure?
268
00:14:27,816 --> 00:14:30,082
I can't make any progress
without tainted Utopium.
269
00:14:30,084 --> 00:14:32,952
I've run tests on regular
Utopium, but, to be honest,
270
00:14:32,954 --> 00:14:34,887
I know very little about
how the drug works.
271
00:14:34,889 --> 00:14:37,156
I mean, it's relatively new,
there aren't studies.
272
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,625
Have you, you know, ever tried any?
273
00:14:39,895 --> 00:14:41,727
You know hugs are my drug of choice.
274
00:14:41,729 --> 00:14:43,029
I've been mulling it over,
275
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,464
and I think it would be
beneficial for me to try some.
276
00:14:45,466 --> 00:14:46,932
You know, so I can better
understand its effects.
277
00:14:46,934 --> 00:14:48,434
Isn't that kind of like smacking a bear
278
00:14:48,436 --> 00:14:50,303
to better understand
being mauled to death?
279
00:14:50,328 --> 00:14:50,770
No.
280
00:14:50,772 --> 00:14:52,256
It's like smacking a bear to better
281
00:14:52,281 --> 00:14:54,206
understand physical
exertion and adrenaline.
282
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:56,108
Field research is incredibly helpful.
283
00:14:56,110 --> 00:15:00,046
Experiencing how Utopium works in the
body could help my research immeasurably.
284
00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:02,348
Would you come to a club with me?
285
00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:03,849
I could use someone to monitor
me while I'm on the drug.
286
00:15:03,851 --> 00:15:06,552
You know, make sure I'm safe,
help record data.
287
00:15:06,554 --> 00:15:08,020
Ravi, can't I just help you
move a couch or something?
288
00:15:08,022 --> 00:15:11,757
I'm really not up for the, like,
"Watch me do drugs" favor.
289
00:15:11,927 --> 00:15:15,361
Sorry. I didn't realize there
were limits to our friendship.
290
00:15:15,363 --> 00:15:19,465
Oh, don't bat
those big brown eyes at me,
291
00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:23,002
you manipulative bastard.
All right. I should get going.
292
00:15:23,004 --> 00:15:25,905
- I do not want to run into Liv...
- Too late.
293
00:15:41,127 --> 00:15:42,293
How are you doing?
294
00:15:42,762 --> 00:15:43,895
Hanging in there.
295
00:15:44,398 --> 00:15:48,032
- No, really.
- You know, let's not do this, okay?
296
00:15:48,768 --> 00:15:51,469
No let's-get-real talk. Not yet.
297
00:15:51,471 --> 00:15:52,804
I'm great. All's well.
298
00:15:53,373 --> 00:15:54,706
Sorry, bro, just asking.
299
00:15:55,175 --> 00:15:57,642
- Bro?
- I'm on frat boy brains at the moment,
300
00:15:57,644 --> 00:16:00,078
and everything's getting filtered
through the bro-zone layer.
301
00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:03,948
"I'm on frat boy brains. No big whoop."
302
00:16:04,151 --> 00:16:07,051
Just like you're doing a cleanse.
Eating dead people brains.
303
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:10,622
It's just a fact of my life right now.
Look past it, please.
304
00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:11,990
I wanna catch up.
305
00:16:11,992 --> 00:16:14,025
Sorry, bro. No can do.
306
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,646
Ahh.
307
00:16:35,982 --> 00:16:37,348
Bad day?
308
00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:39,651
I got smacked down by
someone I used to be tight with.
309
00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:40,885
It was harsh.
310
00:16:40,887 --> 00:16:43,154
Hey, I'm happy you're
a drink-through-the-pain type.
311
00:16:43,857 --> 00:16:46,677
Not the sad-girl-surrounded-
by-empty-ice-cream-pints type.
312
00:16:46,726 --> 00:16:47,726
You want in on this?
313
00:16:47,727 --> 00:16:49,394
How about we go get a real drink?
314
00:16:49,396 --> 00:16:52,597
I kind of felt like ordering in
hot wings and watching Entourage.
315
00:16:55,802 --> 00:16:58,569
- Yo! Who?
- Brody!
316
00:16:59,306 --> 00:17:01,072
- Brody?
- From Zeta Beta Theta?
317
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:04,008
I got your deets from a
Jamaican dude at the morgue.
318
00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:07,045
So, listen, we're hosting this
memorial thing for Chad tonight.
319
00:17:07,047 --> 00:17:08,780
It's like, a party.
320
00:17:08,782 --> 00:17:13,584
I thought you might wanna come by, you
know. Just, like, hang or whatever.
321
00:17:13,588 --> 00:17:17,908
You wanna come with me to a frat party
tonight? It's kind of a work thing.
322
00:17:18,591 --> 00:17:19,958
- Yeah, cool.
- There's a dress code.
323
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:23,294
Dress code? A dress code for a frat party?
324
00:17:24,331 --> 00:17:25,563
- Chad...
- I remember this one time,
325
00:17:25,565 --> 00:17:28,599
me and Chad were kayaking
in the San Juans.
326
00:17:28,601 --> 00:17:31,703
He told me, "If I ever die, bro,
327
00:17:32,439 --> 00:17:33,805
"I don't want it to be lame."
328
00:17:34,341 --> 00:17:37,608
He said that he wanted
his death to be like his life.
329
00:17:38,778 --> 00:17:42,213
An epic party, where anything goes,
330
00:17:42,882 --> 00:17:44,015
but clothes!
331
00:17:47,854 --> 00:17:52,930
Chad! Chad! Chad! Chad!
332
00:17:58,798 --> 00:18:00,732
Remind me again how this is for work.
333
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:03,135
Oh, it's hard to explain. I'm
trying to be bro-active.
334
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:03,759
Oh.
335
00:18:04,037 --> 00:18:05,069
Ladies!
336
00:18:05,071 --> 00:18:07,338
No, I don't do Mardi Gras beads.
337
00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:07,906
Well, uh...
338
00:18:07,931 --> 00:18:09,807
And, yes, I know I'm
wearing a garbage bag.
339
00:18:09,809 --> 00:18:12,043
- Hey, girl!
- Hey!
340
00:18:12,045 --> 00:18:14,912
- Hey, make sure she gets the red, bro.
- Oh, yeah.
341
00:18:14,914 --> 00:18:17,882
Red is for "date." It's this
"Do, Date, Delete" game we play.
342
00:18:17,884 --> 00:18:19,584
Actually, I made a website for it.
343
00:18:19,954 --> 00:18:23,554
So, like, okay... Do, date, delete,
Tom Hardy, Tom Brady, Tom Cruise.
344
00:18:23,556 --> 00:18:25,590
Do you still get to do the one you date?
345
00:18:25,592 --> 00:18:26,891
Yeah. But you gotta keep doing them.
346
00:18:26,893 --> 00:18:29,427
- So you're, like, locking yourself in.
- Got it.
347
00:18:29,429 --> 00:18:31,062
- Date Hardy.
- Yeah.
348
00:18:31,064 --> 00:18:33,031
Wait, I kind of want to
delete Brady and Cruise.
349
00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:34,599
Makes you think, right?
350
00:18:35,502 --> 00:18:36,667
Yeah!
351
00:18:37,471 --> 00:18:40,538
Yeah, there's no way I'm drinking
something I didn't pour myself,
352
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:42,040
and there's no way I'm not drinking,
353
00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:44,876
so I'll be right back. Excuse me.
354
00:18:48,515 --> 00:18:51,883
- So, you wanna see my room?
- Maybe later, bro.
355
00:18:53,853 --> 00:18:56,521
Right now, I've got one word
in my bro-cabulary,
356
00:18:56,523 --> 00:19:02,092
and that word is "justice." I am going on
the vision quest of all vision quests.
357
00:19:02,695 --> 00:19:04,496
I will not rest till I find
the bastard who...
358
00:19:05,732 --> 00:19:09,500
Beer pong! Time to get
your balls wet, bros!
359
00:19:20,947 --> 00:19:23,614
I was wrong about the bathroom
being the place to score drugs.
360
00:19:23,616 --> 00:19:25,716
There's definitely some
transactions going on in there,
361
00:19:25,718 --> 00:19:28,920
but not the kind we're looking for.
362
00:19:28,948 --> 00:19:31,409
Ow you holding up? There's definitely.
Everyone looks like a drug dealer here,
363
00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:34,444
in this lighting. I have
to say, I'm disappointed.
364
00:19:34,446 --> 00:19:36,480
I thought you'd be better at this.
365
00:19:36,783 --> 00:19:39,449
Because everything about me says
I'd be awesome at scoring drugs?
366
00:19:39,451 --> 00:19:41,552
You bought a grenade out
of the trunk of a car.
367
00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:43,874
How can you not figure out how
to buy drugs at a nightclub?
368
00:19:43,923 --> 00:19:46,223
It's a different skill set.
If you want a bazooka,
369
00:19:46,225 --> 00:19:48,692
I can get you a bazooka
in 15 minutes, at cost.
370
00:19:49,095 --> 00:19:51,595
That isn't very helpful right now, is it?
371
00:19:51,664 --> 00:19:53,463
Looking to score some U?
372
00:19:53,465 --> 00:19:55,299
Maybe. I don't know.
373
00:19:55,735 --> 00:19:57,568
How do I know you're not a cop?
374
00:19:57,712 --> 00:20:01,305
- How do I know he's not a cop?
- How do you know I'm not a cop?
375
00:20:01,307 --> 00:20:02,673
I'm strangely offended.
376
00:20:02,675 --> 00:20:04,908
Frankly, I'm fairly certain I'm the
closest to law enforcement here.
377
00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,443
- How much do you want?
- Oh, two, please.
378
00:20:06,445 --> 00:20:09,485
One to take now, and one to take in a
controlled environment at a later date.
379
00:20:11,851 --> 00:20:13,217
Later, dude.
380
00:20:13,219 --> 00:20:17,087
Okay. So, once one purchases the
drugs, where does one do them?
381
00:20:22,161 --> 00:20:23,494
Yes!
382
00:20:24,096 --> 00:20:26,430
Are you not entertained?
383
00:20:26,432 --> 00:20:29,733
Your friend is so great.
Is she always like this?
384
00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:32,136
She wasn't yesterday.
385
00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:39,510
I feel amazing.
386
00:20:39,546 --> 00:20:44,582
I'm so present, so in my body,
but I'm also floating,
387
00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:50,321
like watching the experience
be experienced,
388
00:20:50,357 --> 00:20:53,624
like I literally don't have
a care in the world!
389
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:57,127
I'm just floating on goodness.
390
00:20:58,464 --> 00:21:00,731
When did everything get so beautiful?
391
00:21:12,011 --> 00:21:14,378
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
392
00:21:16,849 --> 00:21:18,983
Yay!
393
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:25,356
Hey! I know you're going
for gold in the bro-lympics,
394
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:28,172
- just wondering how that's a work thing?
- Right.
395
00:21:28,213 --> 00:21:30,446
My bad. Time to focus.
396
00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:38,687
You got this, bro. You got this.
397
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:04,480
Dude, we need
to get more of this.
398
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,081
What?
399
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:08,417
Utopium. I want more.
400
00:22:28,873 --> 00:22:33,509
"Zeta Beta Theta Dog Fight
2015 Champion Chad Wolcoff."
401
00:22:34,612 --> 00:22:39,048
- Hey! You made it upstairs.
- You guys fight dogs?
402
00:22:39,050 --> 00:22:42,818
Huh? Oh, hells no. No, that's disgusting.
403
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:45,454
No, the Dog Fight is, like, this
party where all the frat bros,
404
00:22:45,456 --> 00:22:47,523
they invite the homeliest girl
they can find,
405
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:50,426
and then the champion is
the one whose date is
406
00:22:50,428 --> 00:22:52,728
the last dog you'd want to throw a bone.
407
00:22:53,198 --> 00:22:55,158
Oh, no, but it's not,
like, mean or anything.
408
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,066
I mean, the girls know
they're ugly, right?
409
00:22:57,068 --> 00:22:59,435
Who did Chad bring to the
party the night that he won?
410
00:23:00,071 --> 00:23:01,837
Uh... This girl Paulette.
411
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,759
Why do you want to talk
about ugly girls so much?
412
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:07,276
Come on, let's go get naked and cuddle.
Just kind of see what's what.
413
00:23:08,546 --> 00:23:09,019
Major?
414
00:23:09,044 --> 00:23:10,913
Hey, I found you under
"In Case of Emergency"
415
00:23:10,915 --> 00:23:12,114
on this guy's phone.
416
00:23:12,116 --> 00:23:14,083
You should probably come get him.
417
00:23:14,552 --> 00:23:15,552
Where are you?
418
00:23:15,554 --> 00:23:19,188
- Billy Club, downtown.
- Okay, I'm on my way.
419
00:23:34,939 --> 00:23:37,473
I got you, bro. I got you.
420
00:24:00,841 --> 00:24:02,741
217 Emerson Street.
421
00:24:02,911 --> 00:24:06,812
You guys are the best. And can I just say
422
00:24:06,814 --> 00:24:11,149
just how glad I am that we're all in
the know over the whole zombie thing.
423
00:24:13,854 --> 00:24:15,454
Not cool, bro.
424
00:24:15,456 --> 00:24:16,588
I am your bro.
425
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:17,823
Let's go! Move it!
426
00:24:17,825 --> 00:24:19,758
And I'm your bro.
427
00:24:20,694 --> 00:24:22,761
And I'm your bro.
428
00:24:22,897 --> 00:24:25,664
And I'm a bro to whoever is texting you.
429
00:24:29,670 --> 00:24:31,003
What the hell?
430
00:24:31,005 --> 00:24:34,172
They can hear you.
They're always listening.
431
00:24:34,742 --> 00:24:36,675
Guys, guys...
432
00:24:37,745 --> 00:24:40,078
We should get matching tattoos.
433
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:51,690
Am I that messed up, or are
you wearing police tape?
434
00:24:52,927 --> 00:24:54,826
You're that messed up.
435
00:24:56,964 --> 00:25:00,732
Aspirin. Water. Electrolytes.
436
00:25:01,235 --> 00:25:03,902
And I thought paper towels
were a good idea.
437
00:25:04,739 --> 00:25:08,507
You're not gonna want to, but you
should try to drink lots of fluids.
438
00:25:13,147 --> 00:25:15,414
I'll leave you to it. Good luck.
439
00:25:18,085 --> 00:25:19,418
Can you stay?
440
00:26:05,066 --> 00:26:07,666
I won't let anything happen to you.
441
00:26:11,138 --> 00:26:13,472
And I won't shave your eyebrows.
442
00:26:27,355 --> 00:26:30,222
So I checked into that Dog Fight
winner, like you suggested.
443
00:26:30,224 --> 00:26:32,124
Paulette Mosley. She's on her way in.
444
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:33,993
Oh, damn.
445
00:26:35,096 --> 00:26:35,736
What?
446
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:38,321
What if she doesn't know
about the Dog Fight?
447
00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:40,432
They probably don't tell them, right?
448
00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:43,202
If you tell her, you could
destroy this poor girl.
449
00:26:43,204 --> 00:26:44,904
I have to ask her. It's motive.
450
00:26:44,906 --> 00:26:46,305
It's why we're bringing her in.
451
00:26:46,874 --> 00:26:48,440
You're on your own, bro.
452
00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:52,010
Tragedy needs the "plus time" for funny.
This needs "plus time."
453
00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:54,113
You know it's probably irrelevant anyway.
454
00:26:54,115 --> 00:26:57,550
Based on the photos from the frat party,
the killer had to be over six-feet tall.
455
00:26:58,219 --> 00:26:59,340
Are you Babineaux?
456
00:27:22,977 --> 00:27:25,044
I don't think she knew.
457
00:27:30,785 --> 00:27:35,588
- 11:52 p.m. Heart rate is... Oh, hey.
- Hey!
458
00:27:36,624 --> 00:27:38,384
- I love you!
- You want? Huh?
459
00:27:39,060 --> 00:27:40,259
- I love you!
- You love me?
460
00:27:41,329 --> 00:27:45,164
That's so amazing. Uh-huh. I love you.
461
00:27:47,001 --> 00:27:50,703
Bubbles are magical.
462
00:27:52,373 --> 00:27:55,407
♪ I'm lagging, swagging, high
on the wagon that she dragging
463
00:27:55,409 --> 00:27:57,977
♪ Blow her brain out the back
with the goods I'm packing
464
00:27:57,979 --> 00:27:59,278
♪ Weezy... ♪
465
00:28:00,915 --> 00:28:05,284
Major, you know what we
need for the house? Velvet.
466
00:28:05,586 --> 00:28:09,088
Major. Major. Major.
467
00:28:09,824 --> 00:28:11,090
Major. Major.
468
00:28:11,092 --> 00:28:12,891
Hey. Hi.
469
00:28:13,395 --> 00:28:16,895
Oh, no, I was... I was just listening
to a thing a friend sent. A jokey bit.
470
00:28:16,897 --> 00:28:19,578
I hope it was funny 'cause things
are getting ready to get gruesome.
471
00:28:20,101 --> 00:28:21,400
Prepare yourself.
472
00:28:22,435 --> 00:28:24,716
- It's pretty gnarly.
- Trust me, I'm more than used to...
473
00:28:26,974 --> 00:28:28,307
You never get used to it.
474
00:28:29,510 --> 00:28:31,830
I'll be right back. I've got
three more just like this one.
475
00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:42,727
He knocked off all four
dealers. Tortured them.
476
00:28:42,830 --> 00:28:45,797
There's no way that he'd give me up.
There's no way!
477
00:28:45,799 --> 00:28:47,699
Speedy, take it easy.
478
00:28:47,701 --> 00:28:49,567
- He's coming after me.
- Speedy.
479
00:28:49,569 --> 00:28:51,002
You know he's coming after me.
480
00:28:51,072 --> 00:28:53,772
That's why you have to lay low, Speedy.
You hear me?
481
00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:56,074
You don't talk to anyone.
I'll handle this.
482
00:28:56,076 --> 00:28:57,876
- Okay.
- You call me anytime.
483
00:28:57,878 --> 00:29:00,345
It's us against them, brother. I got you.
484
00:29:01,715 --> 00:29:03,548
Is everything okay?
485
00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:07,619
Fine and dandy.
486
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:11,423
All four victims are
missing teeth and fingernails.
487
00:29:11,425 --> 00:29:13,905
The detective on the case thinks
someone was sending a message.
488
00:29:13,995 --> 00:29:17,395
And this is the guy who sold you
and Major Utopium at the club?
489
00:29:17,397 --> 00:29:22,133
I buy drugs one time, purely for research
purposes, and this is what happens.
490
00:29:22,869 --> 00:29:24,969
How bad must my karma be?
491
00:29:25,205 --> 00:29:27,238
Ever think it was his karma?
492
00:29:27,575 --> 00:29:30,041
Hey, I haven't been able to reach you.
493
00:29:30,210 --> 00:29:32,177
Oh. Someone ran over my phone.
494
00:29:33,914 --> 00:29:36,815
I found a shop in Tacoma that
carries our elusive costume.
495
00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:39,484
Got a name for the girl who rented
it the night of the frat party.
496
00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:41,986
Apparently, she rented it for her
boyfriend. They're on their way in.
497
00:29:42,086 --> 00:29:43,352
Let's go.
498
00:29:44,121 --> 00:29:46,488
Captain Wozzles is awesome.
499
00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:49,024
Um, why do you want to
talk about the costume?
500
00:29:49,026 --> 00:29:51,026
I swear, it wasn't damaged
when we returned it.
501
00:29:51,028 --> 00:29:52,294
Are they saying that it was damaged?
502
00:29:52,296 --> 00:29:54,697
A student was murdered
at a Pac West frat party.
503
00:29:55,067 --> 00:29:57,733
We have reason to believe the killer
wore a Captain Wozzles costume.
504
00:29:57,735 --> 00:30:00,569
Wow, I didn't see any blood
on it or anything.
505
00:30:00,571 --> 00:30:03,372
The murder happened while you were
in possession of the costume.
506
00:30:03,674 --> 00:30:05,174
I haven't been able to locate another one.
507
00:30:05,176 --> 00:30:07,276
Wait, I don't understand.
You think it was me?
508
00:30:07,746 --> 00:30:10,374
Cause I haven't been to a
frat party ever in my life.
509
00:30:11,315 --> 00:30:13,215
We just moved here from
Spokane a few months ago.
510
00:30:13,217 --> 00:30:15,517
Can you tell us where you were
two nights ago? Around 10 p.m.?
511
00:30:15,519 --> 00:30:19,388
I was at home with Becky. We
were just hanging out at home.
512
00:30:19,390 --> 00:30:22,024
He was with me all night. I swear.
513
00:30:22,026 --> 00:30:24,993
So, you rented the costume, and then
just stayed home and didn't use it?
514
00:30:26,097 --> 00:30:27,496
No, like...
515
00:30:28,733 --> 00:30:31,700
I used it.
I used it. I just...
516
00:30:32,803 --> 00:30:34,203
I wore it at home.
517
00:30:34,205 --> 00:30:37,306
You just wore a Captain Wozzles
costume in your living room?
518
00:30:37,742 --> 00:30:40,342
Uh... I'm a furry.
519
00:30:41,579 --> 00:30:42,253
A what?
520
00:30:42,278 --> 00:30:44,971
I'm into costumes that
look like stuffed animals.
521
00:30:46,617 --> 00:30:48,817
Like sexually.
522
00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:50,953
It's a fetish, okay?
523
00:30:52,189 --> 00:30:54,323
I was not expecting that.
524
00:30:55,626 --> 00:30:59,298
Here's what I'm going to need. I'm
going to need details, photos.
525
00:30:59,398 --> 00:31:02,065
We don't need details or photos.
526
00:31:02,067 --> 00:31:04,234
Unless you have them,
and they're hilarious.
527
00:31:04,236 --> 00:31:06,736
We definitely don't need
details or photos.
528
00:31:08,073 --> 00:31:09,239
Yes, we do.
529
00:31:10,009 --> 00:31:13,977
What would be more shocking, that
sweet-faced kid as a murderer,
530
00:31:13,979 --> 00:31:17,347
or that kid getting his freak
on dressed as a stuffed animal?
531
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,816
Sonny doesn't appear to
have any connection to Chad,
532
00:31:19,818 --> 00:31:22,752
or the frat, or even the college.
Where's the motive?
533
00:31:22,956 --> 00:31:26,423
There has to be another Captain
Wozzles costume out there.
534
00:31:26,425 --> 00:31:28,692
I haven't been able to locate
another anywhere.
535
00:31:29,061 --> 00:31:31,895
Maybe it was the actual Captain Wozzles?
536
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:35,099
Blaine!
537
00:31:37,436 --> 00:31:38,669
Wait.
538
00:31:39,472 --> 00:31:40,971
I wasn't finished.
539
00:31:41,874 --> 00:31:43,874
Okay. Don't go too far this time.
540
00:31:43,876 --> 00:31:46,276
More milky Tilda Swinton,
less Casper's ass.
541
00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:49,680
- Yeah? Good.
- Yeah.
542
00:31:50,382 --> 00:31:51,482
Sir.
543
00:31:51,484 --> 00:31:55,018
There's a man outside says he wants to
see you. Doesn't have an appointment.
544
00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:57,121
What do I care, Nina? Send him away.
545
00:31:57,656 --> 00:31:59,289
Uh, he scares me.
546
00:32:10,903 --> 00:32:14,004
Send him in. Take an early lunch.
547
00:32:17,743 --> 00:32:22,679
Stacey Boss controls narcotics,
bookmaking, prostitution,
548
00:32:22,681 --> 00:32:26,550
smuggling, trafficking, murder
for hire, DVD late fees.
549
00:32:26,552 --> 00:32:29,786
People in Seattle can't get mugged
without him getting his beak wet.
550
00:32:29,788 --> 00:32:32,723
One in eight cops and one in
three judges are on his payroll.
551
00:32:33,259 --> 00:32:34,558
I worked for the guy.
552
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,226
Tell me something I don't know.
553
00:32:36,228 --> 00:32:40,063
That I don't want to die? Because if
you're really asking me to use the powers
554
00:32:40,065 --> 00:32:42,065
of the DA's office
to bring down Mr. Boss...
555
00:32:42,067 --> 00:32:44,568
First, you're already dead.
556
00:32:45,571 --> 00:32:46,737
Get over it.
557
00:32:47,274 --> 00:32:51,608
Second, once you hold a press conference
declaring him public enemy number one
558
00:32:51,610 --> 00:32:55,012
and that you, Floyd Baracus, Eliot
Ness-like paragon of virtue
559
00:32:55,014 --> 00:32:57,948
will be the public servant
who puts him in jail,
560
00:32:58,317 --> 00:33:01,151
you'll be... What's the word? Ah, yes.
561
00:33:01,487 --> 00:33:04,054
Untouchable. Next stop, mayor's office.
562
00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:07,324
No one cares about Mr. Boss anymore.
563
00:33:07,326 --> 00:33:11,361
He's an institution around here. He's
like the monorail or salmon tossing.
564
00:33:11,363 --> 00:33:12,796
- We're used to him.
- That was yesterday.
565
00:33:12,798 --> 00:33:14,064
Today's a bit different.
566
00:33:14,832 --> 00:33:15,832
- Don't you read the papers?
- I saw it.
567
00:33:15,834 --> 00:33:18,001
More dead drug dealers.
It won't change things.
568
00:33:18,003 --> 00:33:19,169
Sure about that?
569
00:33:19,838 --> 00:33:21,071
Take a look at these kids.
570
00:33:21,907 --> 00:33:24,875
Attractive. Well-to-do. Good families.
571
00:33:25,245 --> 00:33:27,778
Nobody cared when he was
killing the unwashed masses.
572
00:33:27,780 --> 00:33:31,114
But now he's moved to new territories,
where people register to vote.
573
00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:34,585
Protecting rich white kids is your job.
574
00:33:35,288 --> 00:33:37,554
You've just been handed the
political will to take him down.
575
00:33:37,556 --> 00:33:39,690
You know how risky it would be
to take on Mr. Boss?
576
00:33:39,692 --> 00:33:41,692
I bet you wish you had the choice, huh?
577
00:33:42,962 --> 00:33:44,428
I'll need cash.
578
00:33:44,430 --> 00:33:46,029
You get paid in brains.
579
00:33:46,031 --> 00:33:48,832
I'll have to grease a lot of palms in
order to get any movement on this case.
580
00:33:48,834 --> 00:33:52,002
One in eight cops. One in three judges.
Remember?
581
00:33:52,972 --> 00:33:54,137
I'll get you the cash.
582
00:33:55,107 --> 00:33:56,948
Do you have any idea
what you're starting here?
583
00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:58,242
I believe I do.
584
00:34:06,518 --> 00:34:08,218
Wakey-wakey, Speedy.
585
00:34:09,188 --> 00:34:11,922
- No. No. No!
- Mr. Boss sends his regards.
586
00:34:19,401 --> 00:34:23,870
And Alexander wept when he realized
there were no more worlds to conquer.
587
00:34:24,373 --> 00:34:25,373
Did you weep, Angus?
588
00:34:26,008 --> 00:34:28,709
Let me guess, business has been so bad
589
00:34:28,711 --> 00:34:30,110
you're reduced to making
your own deliveries.
590
00:34:30,112 --> 00:34:33,280
No. The only brains I brought
today are right up here.
591
00:34:34,283 --> 00:34:35,983
And wouldn't you love
a bite of those bad boys.
592
00:34:35,985 --> 00:34:38,785
No need. I've read Oedipus.
593
00:34:38,787 --> 00:34:43,824
Oedipus requires
a living mother, but, hey.
594
00:34:44,227 --> 00:34:46,393
How could you have seen the warning signs?
595
00:34:46,395 --> 00:34:50,030
Don't all wives lock themselves alone
in their room for weeks at a time,
596
00:34:50,032 --> 00:34:51,298
claiming they want to die?
597
00:34:52,468 --> 00:34:55,035
And why would it even occur to
you to lock up your Beretta?
598
00:34:55,037 --> 00:34:56,837
You're a whiny bitch.
599
00:34:57,773 --> 00:34:59,706
So obvious that you
didn't get that from me.
600
00:34:59,743 --> 00:35:03,343
What was it Madonna said?
"Papa, don't preach."
601
00:35:04,446 --> 00:35:08,382
And business is booming, thank you for
asking. My client list keeps growing,
602
00:35:08,384 --> 00:35:10,951
but don't worry. You never
forget your first customer.
603
00:35:11,987 --> 00:35:14,721
Son turns father into a
member of the undead.
604
00:35:14,723 --> 00:35:20,360
Gee. Why did Oedipus even cross my mind?
What is it you want?
605
00:35:20,362 --> 00:35:24,731
What does anyone ever want
from you, Angus? Money.
606
00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:26,300
Lots of it.
607
00:35:27,436 --> 00:35:30,570
On top of the 25k
a month for brains? Whoo!
608
00:35:30,572 --> 00:35:32,639
You should learn to
live within your means.
609
00:35:33,376 --> 00:35:37,844
If you don't mind, what shortcut
are you taking this time, huh?
610
00:35:38,348 --> 00:35:43,283
It's always the same for you, isn't it?
Always looking for the easy way out.
611
00:35:43,386 --> 00:35:47,154
Least amount of talent required.
612
00:35:48,657 --> 00:35:51,258
Least amount of effort.
613
00:35:51,761 --> 00:35:55,820
What does the PowerPoint look like for
your inspirational climb up the ladder?
614
00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:59,466
Step one. Have your father who built
the company institutionalized.
615
00:35:59,468 --> 00:36:02,035
Step two. Move into his office.
616
00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:05,005
Your Horatio Alger story was a phone call.
617
00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:15,582
The strings I pulled to get my
party boy son into Wharton.
618
00:36:17,553 --> 00:36:19,286
You couldn't make it one semester.
619
00:36:21,323 --> 00:36:25,092
"Dad. Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad...
620
00:36:25,895 --> 00:36:29,463
"This widget's gonna lutionize
the way we listen to music,
621
00:36:29,465 --> 00:36:31,832
"rent apartments, hook up.
622
00:36:32,201 --> 00:36:34,101
"I just need some startup capital."
623
00:36:35,537 --> 00:36:38,538
I always knew the request was
coming, because you'd manage
624
00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:43,210
to hide your hate for me for a few
weeks leading up to the pitch.
625
00:36:44,446 --> 00:36:49,049
And I would just give in. I guess
that's how this story ends.
626
00:36:49,051 --> 00:36:50,250
No.
627
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,642
This story ends with me taking this chair,
628
00:36:53,667 --> 00:36:56,647
this desk, this office,
your entire company.
629
00:36:57,026 --> 00:36:59,206
The only thing that means anything to you.
630
00:36:59,562 --> 00:37:01,749
I'll watch you walk out of here with a
631
00:37:01,774 --> 00:37:04,397
cardboard box full of
paperclips and K-Cups.
632
00:37:04,399 --> 00:37:07,367
It's the dream that gets me
out of bed each day.
633
00:37:07,369 --> 00:37:09,636
And after I watch that play out,
634
00:37:09,638 --> 00:37:12,839
I'm gonna stick you in the same
hellhole where you stuck Grandpa.
635
00:37:13,942 --> 00:37:16,643
- He babied you.
- He loved me.
636
00:37:16,912 --> 00:37:18,879
You just don't know the difference.
637
00:37:26,789 --> 00:37:28,855
Make it out for half a million.
638
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:30,657
Look at me.
639
00:37:31,226 --> 00:37:32,859
Chip off the old block.
640
00:37:33,829 --> 00:37:35,829
Katy Perry. Kate Upton. Kate Middleton.
641
00:37:35,831 --> 00:37:39,499
I mean, all three doable and datable.
This game is impossible.
642
00:37:40,836 --> 00:37:43,570
By the time I got the Captain
Wozzles costume from the shop,
643
00:37:43,572 --> 00:37:44,838
it had already been laundered.
644
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,395
I was hoping Forensics could
still get something off of it.
645
00:37:47,495 --> 00:37:48,694
I'm kind of glad they couldn't,
646
00:37:48,696 --> 00:37:51,263
after what our furry friends told us.
647
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:56,468
Hmm... Do Dylan McDermott. Date Bob Dylan.
648
00:37:56,470 --> 00:37:58,103
Delete Dermot Mulroney.
649
00:37:58,105 --> 00:38:00,038
Really? Did you not see
his turn on New Girl?
650
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,107
- I found him delightful.
- Oh, I thought Dylan McDermott was
651
00:38:02,109 --> 00:38:03,475
from My Best Friend's Wedding.
652
00:38:03,477 --> 00:38:06,779
- Mmm-mmm, that's Dermot Mulroney.
- I deleted the wrong Dermot!
653
00:38:07,915 --> 00:38:09,114
Wait a minute.
654
00:38:10,151 --> 00:38:12,184
- What if...
- What if the wrong guy got killed?
655
00:38:13,387 --> 00:38:16,388
I couldn't find a connection
to you and the murder victim
656
00:38:17,091 --> 00:38:18,290
because there wasn't one.
657
00:38:18,626 --> 00:38:20,727
But I've got some bad news for you, son.
658
00:38:20,795 --> 00:38:23,295
This Chad Wolcoff, the one you killed,
659
00:38:23,297 --> 00:38:26,231
he's not who ran over your father
in a drunk-driving accident.
660
00:38:26,233 --> 00:38:27,399
No, that would be
661
00:38:28,436 --> 00:38:29,701
this Chad Wolcoff,
662
00:38:30,538 --> 00:38:32,204
from your hometown of Spokane.
663
00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:33,906
You murdered an innocent man.
664
00:38:33,943 --> 00:38:37,723
Chad Wolcoff of Spokane, the one
you believed you were killing,
665
00:38:37,779 --> 00:38:40,012
has spent the past five years
speaking at high schools
666
00:38:40,014 --> 00:38:41,480
about the dangers of drunk driving.
667
00:38:41,482 --> 00:38:44,149
He was trying to make amends for
what he did to your family.
668
00:38:58,229 --> 00:39:02,434
My dad was working up on Highway
2, putting in a guardrail.
669
00:39:02,537 --> 00:39:08,540
This drunk 15-year-old kid
doing 95 skids right into him.
670
00:39:10,911 --> 00:39:15,047
All I knew about the guy who killed Dad
was he was a few years older than me
671
00:39:17,418 --> 00:39:19,685
And his name was Chad Wolcoff.
672
00:39:20,821 --> 00:39:23,956
Every once in a while, I would
Google this Chad Wolcoff.
673
00:39:23,958 --> 00:39:27,259
Until I finally got a hit last year.
He was the right age.
674
00:39:28,262 --> 00:39:29,461
I had to see him,
675
00:39:30,998 --> 00:39:32,698
the guy who destroyed my family.
676
00:39:34,134 --> 00:39:37,102
And when I did,
he was just this idiot drunk,
677
00:39:37,104 --> 00:39:38,871
and he didn't care that he killed my dad.
678
00:39:41,408 --> 00:39:43,308
He didn't have a care in the world.
679
00:39:44,211 --> 00:39:49,481
And now you're saying that
this wasn't him?
680
00:39:50,551 --> 00:39:53,719
That this is just some guy?
And he didn't do anything?
681
00:39:54,688 --> 00:39:55,888
He didn't do anything?
682
00:39:57,491 --> 00:39:58,690
He didn't do anything.
683
00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:01,894
Oh, no.
684
00:40:05,399 --> 00:40:07,332
You have the right to remain silent.
685
00:40:08,669 --> 00:40:12,337
Anything you say can and will be
used against you in a court of law.
686
00:40:12,807 --> 00:40:14,707
Our lives are
a collection of choices.
687
00:40:15,443 --> 00:40:17,109
Sonny chose to avenge his father.
688
00:40:18,046 --> 00:40:20,813
I chose to not tell my
fiance I'm a zombie.
689
00:40:21,582 --> 00:40:23,015
We make our own beds.
690
00:40:23,452 --> 00:40:27,213
Seems beneath our dignity to whine
when we're forced to sleep in them.
691
00:40:28,222 --> 00:40:31,752
But Major held me... Held me and told me
692
00:40:31,852 --> 00:40:33,785
he wouldn't let anything happen to me.
693
00:40:33,885 --> 00:40:37,852
Maybe, just this once, there's a do-over.
694
00:40:38,589 --> 00:40:40,889
- Hey.
- Major left a message.
695
00:40:40,891 --> 00:40:43,771
He wanted me to come pick up the
replacement cell phone he bought for me.
696
00:40:43,814 --> 00:40:45,543
The... the phone. Yeah, of course.
697
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,900
Oh. I thought he'd be home.
698
00:40:50,936 --> 00:40:52,968
Oh, no, he is. He is. He's...
699
00:40:52,970 --> 00:40:56,205
It's fine. I just want to go say "Hi."
700
00:40:56,241 --> 00:40:59,241
We're back on speaking terms.
Baby steps, I know.
701
00:41:06,951 --> 00:41:08,150
Major? It's me.
702
00:41:09,587 --> 00:41:11,153
I left the phone with Ravi.
703
00:41:11,989 --> 00:41:13,556
I just wanted to say "Hi."
704
00:41:15,159 --> 00:41:16,525
Kinda busy.
705
00:41:38,181 --> 00:41:46,181
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