Original subtitles

Oh! Who is this cowboy anyway?

He's the resident O.S.I. computer genius.

This is Lindsay Wagner.

Here are some scenes from the next episode of The Bionic Woman.

All the keys to the Minerva Code are in his head.

We'll get them out when we get him to East Germany.

Gonna shoot pool or you gonna hide behind her skirts?

When we get through with that dude, the only thing

he's gonna be able to ride is a stretcher.

You ready, hazer? Ready as I'll ever be.

Ha!

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

OSCAR: Come in. (DOOR OPENS)

JAIME: Hi, Oscar. - What's up? (DOOR CLOSES)

Oh, hi, Jaime.

Well, we have a problem.

But it's not a major one, at least not yet.

And that's where you come in.

How so?

Let me show you.

I want you to take a look at this.

You sure you got the right tape?

You just watch, you'll see.

He's kinda cute.

I hadn't noticed.

JAIME: Mmm.

Oh!

Oh, no.

Who is this cowboy anyway?

His name is Dr. William Cole.

He's the resident O.S.I. computer genius.

He likes rodeo. It's a big thing to him.

And it's a very costly thing to us.

Two years ago, while he was working on an ABM Project,

he took time off for the Pendleton Round-up.

A bronc tossed him on his head.

The concussion set our program back seven weeks

and then there was a busted arm at Calgary

which slowed the Alpha-Six Studies.

Really sounds like an interesting character.

Well, he's brilliant, eccentric,

but don't misunderstand,

he's an accomplished rodeo rider.

After his last accident, I demanded

that he choose between his job and his hobby.

Well, he resigned, so I compromised.

Now he does what he wants.

Some compromise.

Well, I can't win them all.

This weekend he wants to ride in the Templeton Frontier Days Rodeo.

He also has a critical analysis

of Maximillian's bionic structure next week that’s due.

You mean my favorite dog's here?

Yes, he's in Rudy's lab. Didn't you know?

(HORSE NEIGHING)

Well, if he knows about Max and bionics,

does he know about me, too? No, no, no. No, no.

He just knows about Maximillion.

Jaime, I want you to go up with him this weekend,

keep an eye on him, get him back safely on Monday,

and try to keep a cow from stepping on his head in the meantime.

(EXCLAIMS)

Oscar, come on. You don't...

You don't really want me to get actually...

I mean, actually involved in this rodeo, do you?

Only as a last resort, Jaime.

But I have confidence in you.

You've been an accomplished horsewoman

since you were eight years old.

Well, I know, but in all that time

I didn't go running around chasing an unhappy bull.

I mean...

Wow!

(SIGHS) Is he going to know why I'm there?

No, no. He'll blow up if he finds out

I sent some kind of a bodyguard.

It wouldn't fit in with his bronco-busting image.

You understand?

Well, then, I guess I'm just going to have to figure out

some way to get close to him.

There won't be any problem there, babe.

I've seen you in a cowgirl's outfit before.

Hey, Max.

Dr. Cole, your boots.

Bill, how many times have I asked you

to wear rubber-soled lab shoes in here?

Those boots pick up static electricity from the floor

and it throws off some of our more sensitive equipment.

I'm sorry, Rudy. I'm going right back out anyway.

Just wanted to run a final check

on the factoring composites of the Minerva Code.

Let me look.

All right.

(GRUNTING)

Oh. Beef-jerky. Want a bite?

No. No, thanks. Makes my eyes water.

Now...

Unless this clunker's busted,

the answer should be...

Sixty-one digit number equals to two-to-the 200th power plus 235,

that's figuring in 32,000% variable because of my boots.

Mmm-hmm.

Mmm.

Home free.

Now, under the trap door methodology of encoding,

the Minerva Code is virtually unbreakable.

The difficulty factor of cracking it

is finding two primes of a 110 to 125 digit number,

multiplied by two 63-digit variables.

All O.S.I.data transmitted to Miss Minerva ought to be pretty safe.

I'll write it all up for you Monday before I start with Max.

Oh, by the way, here's a little plan I drew up

for an anti-static module so I can wear my boots in here.

Oh, well, thanks.

Now, look, you're going, huh?

I mean, how can I convince you

to stay away from wild horses?

You can't. I'm closer than I've ever been

to winning the All Around Championship Cowboy Buckle.

Nothing will keep me away from that.

So long, Rudy.

Goodbye, Max. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

(MAX BARKS) Bionically speaking.

See you, Bill.

Rudy.

(BARKS) RUDY: You hear that?

You hear that, Max? That's Jaime.

Come on. Let's show her what we learned.

Go open the door for her.

Turn the knob with your mouth like we practiced.

Now, go ahead. Go ahead.

Turn it gently, Max.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING) Turn it. Don't pull it.

RUDY: Max! Max!

(LAUGHING) Oh, Max.

(MAX WHIMPERING)

What is going on?

(LAUGHING)

Hi. Rudy's teaching him a new trick

but I don't think he has it down yet.

I guessed that. No, not quite.

Max, it's back to the drawing board.

That's okay, Max. Don't you worry about it.

It's the thought that counts.

Oscar, we've got to do something about Billy.

He just walked out of here on another kamikaze mission.

That's Avery unique description of rodeo riding.

Billy and I made our deal, Rudy.

I'm afraid we're all going to have to live with it.

RUDY: Oscar, I'll level with you.

I know he's brilliant,

but if he wants to be a cowboy,

we should just let him go and do it.

He should stay out of the lab.

Rudy, you're over-reacting.

He's got the whole Minerva Code in his head.

There's not one word on paper yet.

If he gets racked up, if his luck should run out,

we're back to square one.

When I agreed to let Billy ride,

I knew it was a gamble.

But now that Jaime is going to help, I have hedged my bet.

Well, I hope you know what you're getting into.

I'm just going to take it a step at a time, that's all.

So, and as for you, my little friend...

(MAX WHIMPERING)

You be a good boy, okay?

And I'll see you again real soon.

I hope.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

You were a good boy.

You know what, Max? You were a good boy.

You just didn't make it.

(BAND PLAYING)

ANNOUNCER: Will all the judges

for tomorrow's Livestock Competition

please report to the judges' tent.

Will all hazers for tomorrow's competition please check in

with the stock contractor in the main stable area.

JANOS: Is that him?

Mmm.

Oh. Howdy.

All of the keys to the Minerva Code are in his head.

JANOS: No problem.

We'll get them out when we get him to East Germany.

ANNOUNCER:... at the sign-in desk at the rodeo producer's office

that's on the north side of the arena.

TEAK: Hey, dude! - Cole!

There he is, sure enough.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

CROWLEY: Oh, yes. - The gold-plated cowboy

come all the way down from Washington, D. C.

To show us poor folks how it's done.

Ah, he's as frisky as a colt in a cow pasture, ain't he?

Really thinks he's something.

I'd like to see him plow a furrow with his head.

(LAUGHS)

Wait till he finds out ain't nobody gonna haze for him.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

ANNOUNCER: Practice sessions for tomorrow's main events

are now taking place in the north arena.

BILLY: You see that silver buckle? It's gonna be mine.

I plan to win it, so just what are you trying to tell me?

Carlos, what do you mean nobody'll haze for me?

That's the craziest thing I ever heard.

Now, take it easy, Billy.

Juanita, take over, will you?

Come on.

ANNOUNCER: All competitors, you are reminded again

of the noon sign-in deadline for tomorrow's competition.

Better report right away to the sign-in desk.

That's on the north side of the arena.

All right, what's this all about?

A couple of the boys are leaning in on folks mighty heavy, Billy.

Letting them know that there'll be trouble

for anyone that rides with you.

Which couple of boys?

Look, Billy, I don't want no trouble.

You can understand that.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

BILLY: It's Crowley and Teak, isn't it?

Face it, Billy.

Come Monday you'll be going to Washington,

but they'll still be here leaning on people.

They're rough boys.

Ain't no one going to side by you.

Ain't no one going to haze for you.

I'm sorry, Billy.

All right. That's just fine.

I'll do it without a hazer.

Thanks a lot, Carlos.

Sir. Excuse me.

Hi. Si, senorita.

What does a hazer do?

He rides beside you in the bulldogging,

he rides pickup for the broncs, all like that.

Now, what's going to happen if he tries to compete without one?

Senorita, he can't compete without a hazer.

Thank you.

ANNOUNCER: Mark Simmons is set now for a practice run.

Hi.

Hi.

I hear you're fresh out of hazers?

So?

Well, I'm out of a job and all the other hazers seem to have work.

You need a side-rider and I need a job.

And I think that's a pretty good combination.

You're a girl or is it a cowperson?

I'm a woman and I need a job.

Now, how about it?

Nah. I'm sorry.

There're a couple of boys around here

who might not care whether or not you're a woman.

I wouldn't like to see you get hurt.

I heard about those guys. Who are they?

They're nobody. Just a couple of saddle-tramps.

They ride all the rodeos in this circuit.

Well, maybe the both of us ought to sit this one out.

No way.

Lady, this is my year.

I've got 97 points in the All Around Cowboy standings.

I only need three more to win that little silver buckle.

Now, I know that sounds dumb to a lot of people,

but it means a lot to me.

There's other rodeos.

This is the last one in the time limit this year.

(SIGHS) Well, looks like you're back to me.

(CHUCKLES)

Now, tell me straight.

Have you ever done any hazing before?

No, but I've been on the girls' rodeo circuit for two years

and I'm a very fast learner.

How good are you at pickup riding?

I picked up on you, didn't I?

I'll answer that in a minute.

You just go over there and ask Carlos for old Windfire.

All my hazers use him.

(WINDFIRE NEIGHING)

Hey, sweetheart, you can drop your loop on me anytime.

Okay, boy, we're both going to work.

Hey, wait a minute.

That's Cole's hazing horse, ain't it?

You don't suppose she's got some crazy idea, do you?

You know, we best teach that little lady

to mind her own business.

You just sit tight.

(WINDFIRE NEIGHING)

JAIME: Windfire, you're a frisky one, aren't you?

Come on. (CLICKING TONGUE)

Come on.

Oh. Oh.

The games boys will play.

Excuse me.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

Come on. Thank you for kicking down that door for me, Windfire.

Here we go.

I can't imagine how it got locked.

(CLICKING TONGUE) Come on. Come on.

I think I'll find out more about those two.

You sure you remember everything I told you?

Uh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Now, keep bearing in and keep the steer going straight.

How am I going to know when you're ready to jump?

You just let me take care of that.

You all set?

Yeah.

ANNOUNCER: Now in the chute, it's Billy Cole.

Now then, this should be worth a few laughs.

Yeah. (LAUGHS)

Now, when the steer takes off, you take off.

But whatever you do, don't let your horse go wide.

Okay, I keep the steer going straight,

I bear in with the horse and don't let him go wide, right?

Okay. You got all that, Windfire?

(WINDFIRE NEIGHS)

He sound like he's mad about something to you?

Windfire?

He's gentle as a little lamb.

(NEIGHING)

Yeah. Does he know that?

I've got a feeling you have a plan, my dear.

BILLY: Outside.

(CROWD CHEERING)

Windfire! Hold him in.

(GRUNTS)

ANNOUNCER: Aw, too bad.

Steer went a little wide on him.

Aw, ain't that a shame. (LAUGHING)

That little lady let old Windfire go wide.

Looks like old Billy-boy may never even get to the competition.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Are you okay?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

(SIGHS)

What's the last thing I told you to do?

Keep the steer going straight?

Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

It was, "Don't go wide."

Well, it was Windfire here that went wide.

And I'm telling you he did it on purpose.

You gotta let him know who's boss.

Didn't you squeeze in on him a little with your knees?

I did.

Yeah? You ain't got much meat on your bones.

Maybe you just don't have the strength in your legs.

Let me try it again, okay?

All right now, Windfire, you go wide again

and you're going to be in for a big surprise.

(NEIGHS)

All right, if that's the way you want it.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

(WINDFIRE NEIGHING)

And don't you forget it.

(NEIGHS)

(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING)

And Billy's got him!

(SPECTATORS APPLAUDING)

All right, that's more like it.

Well, you've got to give credit where it's due.

That's good work, Windfire.

And thank you for the lesson, sir.

Now, wait a minute.

One good ride doesn't make you cowgirl of the year.

We've got a whole lot more practicing to do.

So, mount up.

Mount up.

(GRUNTING) Okay.

Well, what do you think?

I don't know.

ANNOUNCER: Billy Cole's riding Sidewinder.

Sidewinder is one of the tougher broncs,

(CONTINUES CHATTERING)

Okey-doke. How'd I do?

If I told you, you'd get a swelled head.

Blythe way, what's your name?

It's Jaime Sommers. I have a job?

Well, that's possible.

Depends how much confidence I get in you.

Well, how am I going to arrange that?

Well, I guess a good idea would be

to get to know each other real good.

And just how good is real good?

Ah, well, time will tell, won't it?

How about us having dinner tonight?

Okay.

Then it's a date, hazer.

You got it, cowboy.

I might even wear a yellow ribbon for you, you know that?

(CLICKING TONGUE) Come on.

That girl is getting pretty good.

With her, old Billy-boy's liable to do okay.

When we get through with that dude, the only thing

he's gonna be able to ride is a stretcher.

Come on. Let's go.

We'd better grab Cole before those two idiots kill him.

No, no, no, no, wait a minute.

There's an opportunity here.

If we can get Dr. Cole into East Germany

without arousing O.S.I. suspicion

we'll be that much ahead of the game, hmm?

Sure, but how?

Now, suppose we use these two men, Teak and Crowley.

Their animosity toward Cole is public knowledge.

We'll hire them to kidnap Cole.

We get Cole and let everyone think

that Teak and Crowley were the ones involved.

And no one will suspect we have the Minerva Code.

Mmm-hmm.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

Come on, let's find a table.

Okay, but not too near the orchestra here.

I've got very sensitive ears.

Well, lookee who we got here.

Big city hot-shot come down to show off again.

Wanna shoot some pool, sucker?

Aw, he's afraid his girl is going to see him get whomped.

You know, I think Teak's right,

'cause there's two things I can whip your tail at,

it's rodeo and shooting pool.

Ain't that it?

What do you say, chicken lips?

Gonna shoot pool or you gonna hide behind her skirts?

Heck, I'll even... I'll even give you first crack.

I'll shoot you a little pool.

Billy, can I break it for you?

Sure.

Yup.

CROWLEY: Lookee here, Teak. She must think she's Minnesota Fats.

(CROWLEY LAUGHING)

TEAK: Now, make sure you don't miss the cue ball, honey.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

Oh, those must have been some old balls.

(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

I guess we can't play anymore.

Sorry about that. Come on.

I'm starving, Billy.

Hey...

How'd you do that?

I haven't the faintest idea how I did that.

What's good here?

The steaks aren't too bad.

When they finish with the livestock over at the rodeo,

they send them over here.

I would like to have the Ranch House Special, medium,

with a baked potato, lots of butter and no sour cream.

Sounds good. I'll make it two.

Couple of drafts?

That Crowley and his friend certainly are down on you.

Well, I can't really blame them.

They're hard riding guys, work all the rodeos in this area.

I guess I'd get ticked off too

if some computerjockey breezed in here

and won some points away from them

and then took off again to the big city.

Computer jockey?

Mathematician. Weekdays.

Bartender! Rye.

Just leave the bottle.

You shouldn't have to apologize for being good.

I mean, even if it is just a hobby for you.

It seems like I don't fit in anywhere.

When I'm out on the rodeo circuit I'm the brainy scientist

and when I'm in the office

I'm the hayseed cowboy.

Seems like I'm always on the outside looking in.

Well, I guess it's about time

to have a serious discussion with Dr. Cole.

Let's go.

Hey, buffalo chip.

It's time to break your arm again like we did in Calgary.

Then we're gonna throw you right back into the compost heap

where you come from.

Well, that's just wonderful, boys,

but I haven't finished my dinner yet.

Oh, yes, you have.

Ow!

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

(GROANING)

Ow! What happened?

JAIME: Oh, they just had a little too much to drink.

They're falling all over themselves.

Can't we go someplace where it's a little more quiet?

Where it's a little more quiet?

Not on your life. This calls for celebrating.

Come here. Come here.

Hey, Ruby...

Oh, I don't know...

I don't know what happened.

I think Cole must have shoved me, huh?

But how could he have done that to you

and decked me at the same time?

I don't know.

I'm telling you, I've had it with him.

The next time I see him,

he's gonna be buzzard bait.

Excuse me, but I couldn't help overhearing.

There's a much better way if you’ll listen to me.

Who are you, mister?

Not a friend of yours.

But at least, we both want the same thing.

Oh, now, just what's that supposed to mean?

I want Dr. Cole delivered to me.

Now, if you’re interested, I'll tell you exactly how to handle it.

And it's worth $5,000 for each of you.

Well, now...

Mister, you... you just might have yourself a deal.

Oh, give me a home

Where computers don't roam

And the spies and the ciphers don't... (SHUSHING)

Come on, you're gonna wake up the whole place. Okay?

Hey, look, I...

Where'd I park my pickup? It's right here.

All right.

Here, hold on to it, please.

Okay. Hey, well, listen.

I'm really sorry I got you into that mess.

The fact is I don't really like to fight.

I don't like to fight either.

But we didn't have much choice, did we?

Okay, I am going to make you the cutest little bed you ever saw.

All right.

Whoa. Hold on.

Don't do that on me. You promised me.

What? I didn't do it. Hold on. Hold on.

The truck moved a little.

Okay.

Now, please, sir.

Hmm?

It's ready. In you go.

(GRUNTS) Come on.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

Hey, what's happening?

You're strong. Your hat.

Head.

There you are.

(SIGHS)

Sweet dreams.

Hey, have I been making a fool of myself?

No. Just the beer talking loud.

Oh.

You know, you're some kinda girl.

I never had a girl too long.

I didn't have the time.

Winning that silver buckle and the right girl.

That'd be getting it all.

Billy, I think there are some things

you should know about me before you start talking like that.

Like what?

Well, first of all, I want you to know

that I really do like you too,

and I know that you're gonna know that somewhere down the line.

It's... it's just that

I'm not exactly what I have been pretending to be.

Good night, cowboy.

ANNOUNCER: Howdy, cowboys and cowgirls.

A big, big Templeton hello to our Frontier Days and Rodeo.

We got a whole day of events planned for you.

Livestock judging competition

will start at 10:00 this morning on the north side.

And the rodeo competition featuring some of our best local cowboys

is gonna begin later this afternoon right in the main arena.

BILLY: Lady, I'm gonna win that little silver belt buckle today.

These old bones can feel it.

(LAUGHS) I think this buckle means more to you

than a Nobel Prize in mathematics would.

Well, it's a whole lot more fun winning it.

Especially with you as my hazer.

Hey, Jaime,

I appreciate what you're doing for me today.

Appreciate you, too.

You sure you want to warm up again?

I'm a little saddle sore from yesterday, you know.

Just once or twice.

And then we got the whole afternoon off before the event begins.

Okay? Okay.

You got that drug they gave us?

Huh?

Okay.

Just in case he don't drop like a rock like that guy said he would,

I got mine ready too.

ANNOUNCER: Hey, Billy Cole now has his new pretty cowgirl hazer.

Gonna make a practice run

before the competition gets started later this afternoon.

You ready, hazer?

(SIGHS) Ready as I'll ever be.

Ready. Let her out.

(BELLOWING) Ha!

(SNAPS)

Billy!

ANNOUNCER: Oh, bad spell for Billy Cole.

Looks like Billy's saddle gave way.

Let's all hope that he's going to be all right.

Looks like...

He's going to be okay.

What are you doing? Billy?

Just trying to help.

I'll bet you're trying to help.

Lady, he's plum knocked out.

We're just trying to help.

Yeah, we better get him into the truck.

Wait a minute. What are you doing?

Well, we got to get him to first aid.

What truck? It's my truck. It's right over there.

Just happened to be out there, did it?

Lady, we're just trying to help.

Listen, I think we'd both be a lot better off

if you guys would stop trying to help us.

Now, I think... Now, honey...

(EXHALES)

Well, what do you know, the little lady done gone and fainted too.

Yeah. We'd better get them both over to first aid.

Yeah. Come on.

CROWLEY: Just think, Teak,

a few hours and Cole's going to be out of our lives forever.

How they doing?

Ah, they're still out just like two fat heifers in the noonday sun.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Boy, that's some kind of stuff.

Okay, now, Janos said he'd meet us at the old Crowfoot Ranch.

Yeah, when will we get our money?

Radnik will bring that out there

when he flies in to pick up these two

and then it's south of the border for me and you.

TEAK: Yee-haw! (CROWLEY LAUGHING)

(GUN FIRING)

(GUN COCKING)

(GUN FIRING) (CLATTERING)

TEAK: Yee-hoo! - Bullseye!

Try another one.

Go ahead.

(FIRES)

Yee-hoo! Now, that's some real turkey shooting.

I wish that turkey in the barn would make a run for it.

(LAUGHING)

Hey...

I'm real sorry I got you into this mess, Jaime.

Afraid you've got it backwards,

I'm the one that let you get into this mess.

Oscar Goldman sent me here to protect you.

Oh.

So, you ain’t just some little lost bear cub in the woods, huh?

Well, go on, let's have the rest of it.

There's not much more to it.

I was supposed to keep you from getting hurt

and get you back to Washington by Monday.

How were you supposed to do that little trick?

You're some kind of a ringer, gonna out-rodeo me?

Oh, I wasn't gonna out-rodeo you.

Look, you work with Max.

I know you know about bionics and...

I'm bionic.

(SCOFFS)

Well, if that don't beat all.

I always said you were something.

I'm beginning to feel better already,

seeing as how I've been took in by a freak.

I don't deserve that.

I didn't deserve to be lied to either.

You should have known when I first...

when you saw that I was beginning to like you.

That might have been a good time to tell me who you were then.

I tried to tell you.

You passed out on me, remember?

Well, maybe I am the pot calling the kettle black.

I'm the one who's the freak.

I have been all my life.

You know, when I was eight years old back in Midland,

growing up on a ranch, I was doing calculus.

I was always the brainy one back at home in Midland.

But I was the hayseed at M.I.T.

Billy, you have succeeded at everything you've tried.

I think you'd be proud of that.

I never really succeeded at anything.

It's just some trick in my head

that makes me good at math and that's all it is.

It's just a trick.

You know, my daddy was All Around Champion Cowboy over 20 years ago.

I was so proud of him.

It's kind a too bad that he never figured out what made me tick.

If rodeoing is just your way

of proving to somebody what you are, you should quit it.

I mean, you don't have to prove yourself to anybody.

Well, couldn't anyway. He's dead.

Oh.

Look, what nobody seems to understand is I like it.

I really do.

I mean, when I'm out there riding, I feel full.

I feel good inside.

It don't come easy and I know I'm paying for it

with broken bones and all of that,

but if I could've just won that silver belt buckle...

Hey...

Ah! It's not easy to put into words.

You don't have to put it in words for me.

If that's the way you feel, you go for it.

And you just do it.

I said it when I met you, you're some kind of gal.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

RADNIK: (OVER RADIO) - Calling ground base.

Zebra Alpha Charlie calling ground base.

JANOS: This is - Zebra Alpha Charlie.

We're in position. Cargo is ready for loading.

Very good.

My ETA is approximately five minutes.

Zebra Alpha Charlie out.

Ground base out.

Oh, well, this "some kinda gal" better get her act together

and figure something out here.

What do you mean?

If we don't get out of here now,

we're never going to get out of here.

(GRUNTING)

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

Now, that is a problem in stress factors

I wouldn't even want to try to calculate.

Unfortunately, I've only got one bionic arm here,

and if I pull on these ropes, I'm going to break my other one

and possibly yours too.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

(GRUNTS) There we go.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

Okay, come on.

(GRUNTS)

Thanks. Sure.

Teak's out there, but I don't see Crowley or that other guy.

All right, why don't you push the door open just when I tell you, okay.

Yeah.

Okay. Go.

Well, there's Crowley out by the loading chute.

Tell me something, do you feel up to a little bulldogging?

What have you got in mind?

Well I thought maybe you could go out behind the barn

and around behind him.

I'll go out front and do some hazing for you.

You know he's got a rifle out there.

Well, I've got a few surprises left myself.

I mean, we can't just sit around here waiting

for the posse to show up.

(SIGHS)

All right.

Jaime, just this once,

go wide. Okay?

Hey, turkey.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

(GUN FIRING)

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

Nice work, Dr. Cole.

(LAUGHING)

I'd be inclined to say

that you and I could be a silver buckle team.

Well, thank you, ma'am.

But... (AIRPLANE SOARING)

I think we've got some loose ends to tie up. Come on.

Get Cole and the girl. Right.

Hi, guys.

(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

(ENGINE ROARING)

Billy, I can't hold it any longer.

Shut off the engine.

BILLY: End of the line, fella.

Come on.

JAIME: Go faster, Billy.

BILLY: Hey, Jaime. - We're never going to get back in time.

ANNOUNCER: That's cowboy - Gil Carson up there on Range war.

And uh-oh, that's it for Gil.

Next time, cowboy. (BUZZER BUZZING)

Yes, that's Hank Ferris on old Thunder and Lightning.

Wow, look at that bronco buck.

He's giving that cowboy a ride.

Oh, my goodness, Hank fell down.

Too bad, cowboy.

Hey, Hank, remember next week.

OSCAR: But I don't understand,

doesn't anybody know where they were taken?

He's scheduled to ride next.

Wait, that looks like them now.

Jaime! I got here as soon as I found you and Billy were hurt.

I know, but I haven't time to talk about it.

Come on. Okay, okay.

Would you take care of that junk in the truck?

Oh, Billy, I think we're going to make it.

ANNOUNCER: That'll teach old Red Eye who's boss around here.

(BUZZER BUZZING)

A great ride.

There ain't too many cowboys who can stay on old Red Eye, that long.

(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

It's Frank Louis up on Dynamite.

Cowboy's good to go.

He's got a good ride from Dynamite too.

Hmm. That bronc is tough today, folks.

Frank's hanging in there. Good.

A tough cowboy. Dynamite is...

Oh! Oh, down goes Frank.

Let's have a good hand for a good man, a good cowboy.

Next time, Frank.

Jaime, just one thing. No bionics, okay?

I want to win this on my own or not at all.

I wouldn't have it any other way, my friend.

Come on.

ANNOUNCER: He looks okay now, doesn't he?

He'll be wearing number 152 and he'll be up on Diablo.

A real hard-riding bronc.

Old Billy though, is the leader

on the East Texas Rodeo Circuit with 97 points.

And you know a win right here

will put Billy Cole over the top

and earn him All Around Cowboy award honors

as well as the symbolic Silver Buckle.

So, come on, cowboy!

Oh, here he comes.

Whoo! Look at old Diablo buck.

He's gonna have a tough time getting rid of Billy, though.

(CONTINUES CHATTERING)

(SPECTATORS CHEERING)

(BUZZER BUZZING)

He's made it. A good ride, cowboy.

A good ride.

Fantastic ride, Billy.

Yeah. Hope it's enough.

ANNOUNCER: And here it is. - We have the winner.

Billy Cole.

That makes Billy the All Around Cowboy award winner

of the East Texas Rodeo Circuit.

Attaboy, Billy. Congratulations.

Well, a deal's a deal.

See you back in Washington.

You don't have to go back there, Billy.

You don't fit in.

I've decided that I'm going to have you transferred

from Washington to the O.S.I. facility in Colorado Springs.

You'll be near the outdoors

and you can do the things you like to.

Max'll be waiting for you when you get there.

I'll... I'll see you later.

Okay. That's fantastic.

(CHUCKLES)

That's so pretty.

Yeah.

I want you to have it.

Oh, come on, Billy. I can't take that.

I know how much that means to you.

Well, winning it did mean a lot.

But having it just...

Besides, if you got it,

I figure I'm entitled to visiting privileges

every now and then.

How do you figure it?

Hmm?

Yeah.